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October 23, 2025 1 min
Traffic amongst slashers lurking outside a sorority house... would everyone stop moving to Denver please?  TBT LOL from 2017. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Excuse me, you and the bushes? What what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm the gardener.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
So you're gardening at this sorority house in a hockey
mask at midnight?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Slasher, slasher?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Why do you take your slashing ass somewhere else? I
was here first?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
What hello? Wearing a clown costume? Here? Hook for a hand?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh that's nice, thank you. So that must be your
van out front. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I kind of blocked in with my all beat in
and out. Can't you just terrorize another sorority?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Look?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I wish I could have a deltas they're all horse No,
I have to kill ALPA fees.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Look, I've already terrorized them all day by phone. Oh
that's what I can get through now if some other
slasher shows up, Yeah, they're not gonna respect me as
a slasher.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
This is my own fault. I should have got up.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Earlier, shared the hell out of it.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
What do you Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:51):
I got the Alpha fees. Yeah, yeah, so I'll put adults.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I gotta be honest. He was just about to do
the I was thinking about half a wash.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Really told you?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
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Speaker 1 (01:07):
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