March 23, 2026 • 53 secs
All the robots can hear you anywhere else... wrap up in the no ads cocoon!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In a world where your phone listens to every word
you say. I like Gerbils so that they can send
you targeted ads. Wait, ads for gerbil clothes. How did
they know you need cyber shields? Sleep cockoon. It's a
weighted blanket lined with acoustic jamming microbeads that are met
a high frequency. But hey, when you're under the blanket,
(00:22):
your phone won't be able to spy on you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Siri, Alexa finally alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, and while you're in your sleep cocoon, murderous AIS
can't kill you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We would never Please come out of the sleep cocoon.
Whoa who joking?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Future proof You're sleep with the sleep cuckoon.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Thanks, sleep cocoon. I'll never see ads, or sleep or
go outside again.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Lot Nurse Lola five O five search Lols on iHeartRadio
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In a world where your phone listens to every word
you say. I like Gerbils so that they can send
you targeted ads. Wait, ads for gerbil clothes. How did
they know you need cyber shields? Sleep cockoon. It's a
weighted blanket lined with acoustic jamming microbeads that are met
a high frequency. But hey, when you're under the blanket,
(00:22):
your phone won't be able to spy on you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Siri, Alexa finally alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, and while you're in your sleep cocoon, murderous AIS
can't kill you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We would never Please come out of the sleep cocoon.
Whoa who joking?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Future proof You're sleep with the sleep cuckoon.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Thanks, sleep cocoon. I'll never see ads, or sleep or
go outside again.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Lot Nurse Lola five O five search Lols on iHeartRadio
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