PANDEMIC SUPERSTORE LOL

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey boss, I have COVID. Don't care get in here.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Tired of the same old, boring illnesses. Looking for something
with a little more flair this season.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I have hunt a virus, so we're introducing the pub
Dumber Superstore.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
We've got every pandemic you could possibly want, Hunt a virus,
half off the bowl, up by one, get seven freight
or just named the bird, and we've got the flu
to the Batcave. Price is so low the practically we
even have a family bucket of confusing respiratory symptoms for
only nine ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I came in with my old fever and left with
three new variants.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Conveniently located between the abandoned mall and the emergency field hospital.
Doctor recommended that would be no.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
For some restrictions applying please responsibly, no refunds, no returns,
no herd immunity, per dumber Superstore.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
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