Surviving Selena

On today’s 6-6-24 Thursday show: Selena is attending her daughter's graduation, a man in Arizona collects dinosaur poop fossils, Graham’s son has a code brown at a swimming party, we have a ‘Meeting in The Ladies Room’, there is a new swimsuit trend going on in Miami, Kim Kardashian is getting criticized for taking the spotlight from her daughter and also being very unrelatable in her interview with Variety, it’s another edition of ‘What the Bleep’, Martin Lawrence addresses health concerns from fans, and so much more!  

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. All right, Wild ninety four
nine, it is the JV Show. I'm Graham, I'm Jennet, I'm
Cheaty. It's gonna sound a littledifferent this morning. Selena is we're Selena
today graduation? Yeah, you goto her kids graduation today and they walked
the stage at six o'clock in themorning. I guess, so do you
think because I went to my kidsgraduation and I also came to work yesterday.

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Because I give again, Selena tookthe whole day off. If you
go to a school in Hayward,could you leave us to talk about?
Are the kids getting ready? Arethey in their cap and gown right now?
Are they getting ready to walk thisstage? Because I want to I
want a little the details on heron this day off. Her bonnets,
her hair is really long. Yeah, right, so she might have to

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start now. I just thought Ihave questions about the timing of this.
I mean, a whole day offwould would be nice. That's great,
all right, so we will youknow, I'm at the controls this morning,
Jess. Is that the controls thismorning? Cheaty is going to be
feeding us energy drinks. We'll seewhat we could do and we will get
through this morning together. But thankyou everybody that's listening right now to the

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first talk back of the day,because you know that's how we start the
show. Run here, let's seeif we can do this Good Morning jav
show. This is Caleb from Modestoaka Motivational Guy. So, yeah,
a little about me. I'm asingle dad, I'm six to two,
I wear a size thirteen foot shoe. Graham, you ain't the only one.

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And as far as the motivational speechesyou guys did, Cheety, yours
was awesome. Graham, you nailedyours. And Jess Well, yours was
not that great. You can dobetter. And Selena, I haven't heard
yours yet. I'm still waiting.That is a good point. Okay,
We thank you for leaving that talkback, Caleb, because we had wondered about

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who you were. He's left usmany motivational first talkbacks that have gotten everybody
in the Bay Area fired up.And then we just took our own turn
doing a version like his inspired byhis. But Selena, yeah, you
never did one. Yeah, we'rein a need one from her. Might
need to let her know that tomorrowwhen she comes back to work, she
might have to actually do some actualwork. All right, thank you Cayler

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for that one. More talkback,I'd like to play this one. These
both came in very early. Whatare you guys doing up at midnight?
Leaving us talkbacks? But I respectthat because everyone wants to be the first
talkback. Here's the second one.It was closed to being the first.
I love listening to Weld ninety fortnitein the morning on my way to school.
I love the station so much.Thank you. All right, it's

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a nice, sweet, sweet sweettalkback. This one came in a little
after midnight. I mean, I'mimpressed by you. Love that people waiting
up to leave us that message.So appreciate the message. All right.
I do want to talk about thisguy in Arizona because he has a world
record. Woo. It's actually nota new world record. He set it
back in twenty fifteen, okay,for he has the world record for the

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largest Copra like collection and he's now, you don't know what that is.
I don't think. Well, it'sI'm glad you asked, because it's it's
fossilized poop. And George Fransen hasmore than eight thousand pieces of it in
his collection that he's the world recordholder for most fossilized number two number dukies.

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No, he didn't fossilize his own. Most of them are come from
dinosaurs, but he has He's gotspecimens from all sorts of different ancient creatures.
I saw a picture of him holdinga couple of them. They were
girthy and rather human like, butI don't know what dinosaur they came from.
But though, well, he's gotthem. He actually opened up his

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own location. It's like sort ofa shop and a showing thing. So
if you want to, if you'reever in Williams, Arizona, that's where
it is, you can stop byand see them and take a look at
it. He's got everything on display. He calls it a poosium, which
I love the name. He callsit a poosium, And then you know
you can get to see and probablyeven touch a lot of these and take

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a look. Would you ladies everbe interested in going to a poosium?
Uh huh, I don't think thatmel No, it's fossilized items like rocks.
I would be interested just to seehow how the dinosaurs. Uh yeah,
I'm too curious to see what itis. Yeah, the size of
it, and maybe, yeah,maybe a little glimpse into what they ate.
I don't know. You see acouple of corn kernels? I don't

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know. I don't know what.Okay. The reason I the reason I
brought this up is because I hada bit of a pusium situation myself yesterday.
So yesterday, like I mentioned,it was my kids graduation, kindergarten
graduation and you know they're little,uh, And that was great. The

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graduation part's super cute. It wasfun, and a bunch of the parents
decided we want to have like alittle after party for the kids, and
we went out to lunch and stufflike that and celebrated them. And then
everyone decided, Okay, we're goingto have like a party in the evening
for him. And one set ofparents was like, hey, we're members
at this pool, why don't wehave it there? Like great idea,

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because yesterday was one hundred degrees inNapa, one hundred plus it was so
hot yesterday, Like great, Idon't have to swim in my little inflatable
backdoord pool. Get to go toa real pool and the kids are all
juiced up, they're excited. Sowe met at this pool. It was
really nice and you know, wehad some food and had some drinks,
and I I had to be Mykids aren't the greatest swimmers, and we've

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had a couple of near drowting,so I had to be in the pool
with them the whole time, ofcourse, and I'm you know, I'm
the dad that's throwing the kids,you know, launching them my turn,
my turn, and you know,then I gotta launch them. And were
you the only parent in the poolwith them for the most of the time.
So I'm just fighting off like eightkids at a time. We're having
a blast, but I needed tobe in there to make sure my kids
didn't driven. And so I'm,you know, I'm launching the kids and

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having fun. And I launched myson one time and he, you know,
pops up out of the water.He's like, I got to get
out, and I'm like, what, What's what's wrong? Did I you
know, I thought maybe I heardhim, you know, throw him into
a belly flop or something. He'slike, I gotta I just I gotta
get out. And so I seehim doing a swift walk towards the bathroom.

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Okay, whatever, he's fine,he's you know, he can handle
this. And some time passes againI'm in the pool still, just you
know, wrestling all the kids andplatter around. And then my wife comes
walking up. This is like tenminutes later, and she's like, you
need to get out of the poolimmediately. You need to go into the
bathroom. Your son's in there.And I said, well, what's the
what's the situation. She said,well, I've been in there with him

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for the past you know, tenor fifteen minutes, and you know,
he didn't make it to the shedidn't make it to the toilet in time.
And there's a and she's like,it's the men's room. So I
don't feel comfortable being in there,right but she said that you know this
is getting gross, but you knowit uh hit the it was ah,

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it hit the floor, and Imean it was it was some sort of
stomach situation. You know. Itwas not good. It was explosive and
we'll get to that. And itwas it was everywhere. It was a
crime choked and Kate, my wife, bless her heart, she said,
well, you know I cleaned upa log that you're up. You got
to get in there. So Iget in there. Well, actually the

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best part was that I guess mywife wasn't the first one on the scene.
One of the other kid's dad's blesshis heart, his name is Justin
great guy. He was the firstone on the scene. And because my
son Ford was like, can youget could you get my mom? And
he stayed and like helped and liketalked him through a little bit because and
he even I guess he said thatmy son admitted, you know, I

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just didn't want to get out ofthe pool. I was having too much
fun and I should have gotten outof the pool sooner. So at least
he had some a little bit ofreflectives all about that that, you know,
he messed up anyway, So Ihad to go in there, and
thank god, there's a shower inthis thing. You know, there was
like a locker room shower in there. Because I had you know, I
had to rinse the short and rinsehim off and rinse the thing, wipe

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down the floor and wipe down thewalls and wipe down the I mean everywhere.
It was a full on disaster.I mean it was a biohazard.
Everything was covered. It was oneof the most horrib It was one of
those moments that's a parent where youjust wonder, like, can I just
walk out of here? Just nevercome back. I just just want to
leave. I'm gonna throw twenty buckson the ground for the cleaning crew and

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just leave and I'm going on vacation. But props to Kate though, for
cleaning that up before going to getKate. Kate, I mean, she's
a real one. Yeah, shehandled most of the disaster, and then
I got in there and and hadto clean to clean the rest. But
oh, being a parent, it'sa thankless job. I tell you.

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On the list, yeah, he'sadded to the list of reasons why I
will not be having kids. Thereyou go. But did you guys stay
there after that? Yeah? Wedid for a little while. We were
having too much fun. But againI didn't. I don't know. I
think I should call and tell themthat they need a toxic chop that pool
a couple of hundred gallons of corytoday, because that was was he not

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supposed to get back in the poolup to that. I just showered a
buy, we shout, we rans, we showered, we rise the joy,
we washed everything. It was afull wash. It was a full
washed out and you guys were allcontaminated, so I know it was bad.
The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine, Selena is out today.
She is going to her daughter's graduation. Apparently that required to take the entire

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day off work. I'm still tryingto figure that out. So the show
sound a little different today. Butthank you to everybody that is with us
listening this morning. That was againKatie Perry teenage dream. There, I
need the first and last name ofyour teenage dream when you were younger,
Jess starting with you, Oh,oh my gosh, I had so many
that I probably should not say onthe air it's your teenage dream. It

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was just like, you know,who is your teenage early teen years crush?
It could even be a celebrity,but I'd rather hear a nor normal
person. I think there was someguy named Martin. Oh Martin. Yeah,
she acts like she doesn't remember hislast name and favorite band over my
nose exactly the first and the lastname of your teenage dreamer like celebrity wise.

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No, no, oh, Ihonestly don't remember my first You guys
are so no, they don't knowmy elementary. But I guess like my
teenage went in middle school was probablyQuintin. Oh yeah, he's a bit
of a bad boy though, youknow that. I can tell you I
have no idea. I do notfollow on. He's in San Quentin.

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Now. Mine was this girl,Kim Kim Kim Day. Yeah, we
I think we you know, datedfor about a month and then she broke
up with me, and then Iwas depressed for like two years to date
your dream press. Yeah no,it was a big deal. I watched
it. Whatever I did, whatabout it? All right? Before we

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get to our meeting in the ladiesroom, a quick talkback good morning JV
show, mis Crancisco from San Jose. I wanted to know if you can
wish me a happy birthday. I'mturning forty three today, but who gives
the fart? That's a good point, Happy birthday, Cisco, happy birthday,
but of fourth a fart? Yeah, that's a good point. All
right, time now for our meetingin the ladies room. Ladies, where's

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my jewelry? Can? Okay?According to this article I read, this
summer is officially the summer of thethree. She's excited about that, okay.
In this article, It says quotearoused by warmer weather and emboldened by

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the new menaje twa movie Challengers.You saw the movie challenging the movie?
Were you emboldened by that and aroused? I thought it was a girl power.
So yeah, okay, they saythis is the thing on everybody's mind
to try, if they haven't alreadythis summer, Ladies, is this something
you would ever consider? I couldn'tdo it. I would be jealous,

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but never I mean, what ifthis was like your guys, just hey,
it's one time, it's gonna belike a stranger or you get to
pick the person or no. No, have you ever thought about it?
No? No, because I knowmyself like I would be I just would
be jealous. I could not havehim do anything with anybody else. What

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if it was another guy, likeyou chose two guys? Yeah, I
chose two guys. Yeah, soit would be four people three Yeah,
it would be you you plus two. Yeah. Well he wouldn't choose No,
I don't, but I would notwant I wouldn't want my boyfriend seeing
me with anybody else. I wouldfeel weird being with anybody else too.

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But if you had to pick whichscenario would there would be another woman or
would it be another guy? Becauseyou said you'd be jealousy pick you.
You always kind of pick what wouldbe better for yourself. Okay, Cheaty,
what about you? I would didthe same. But I always feel
like there's like a double standard,Like I don't know, when a girl
picks two guys, and then whena guy picks two girls, it's like
a different it is viewed a littledifferent. I understand what you're saying,

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but Cheaty, you're the single one. You got no attachments right now?
This true? This scenario presents itselflike in the movie. I haven't seen
the movie. I don't know howit presents itself, but let's say it's
like that. Would you ever beopen to the possibility? Oh no,
uh huh? Okay, what ifit's two people that you find really really

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attractive and you know both of themand no, I want to do it
threeme, I would do like onebefore I okay, yeah, that's less
nerve like pressure with more people,there a whole performance like for two it
is about you. This is gettinggross. No, yeah, this guy,
I'm married. I would never thinkof such a thing. Are you

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kidding. That's awful. Old Grahamwouldn't do that. He was that.
Old Graham was a very stand up, respectable guy. Especially, why don't
you throw something into this media ladyand clean it up. It's got a
too dirty. I have a questionfor you, Graham. Sure, why
are men so bad at taking pictures? Like? I feel like when you

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hand over the phone to a woman, they care about the angles, they
care about the scenery, about youlooking good, filter filters at hand the
phone over to a man, andit's like they're not even looking at what
they're taking pictures? Why because wedon't care. Also, we can't look

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I will say, I'll say thisyou. I feel like women are so
so judgmental themselves in pictures. I'lltake a picture of my wife and her
friends or whatever. You know,hey, can you take a picture?
Sure? I do it. Ithink everybody looks great. Do they get
it? And they're like, ohmy god? So we just just know
that we view you much differently thanyou view yourself. I think that's part

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I mean, I legitimately think that'spart of it. Because I take pictures,
I'm like, that is a greator even like a picture WI pop
up with my wife and I go, oh, that's a great picture of
you. I hate it, butwhy it's a really good picture of my
mind. She looks beautiful in allthese pictures. I don't think my wife
could take a bad picture, butwhen she sees it or I'm sure you
guys are the same way you seeit, you judge yourself a lot more

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harshly. And there's certain things orcertain angles and stuff. I don't get
that I don't know, and I'mnot good, and I'll I'll admit,
I'm sure my picture taking is theworst. I think it's because we look
at so many different aspects of thepicture. Like when I first started dating
my boyfriend, I had to teachthem like what angles I liked. And
one thing that he would do alot is I get so much of the

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floor and my head would be thereso much Florida this picture, well make
it? Maybe did it make youlook taller? Like, wow, she's
all the way to the top ofthe frome. There lot of flourida.
PICUREAD would be like, yeah,almost cut off at the top, and
I'm like, why is there somuch more? Get the nice background?
Like it? There's so many someshort men problems. I feel like a

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tall guy would no. But theneven tall guys like they do the angle
looking down and then you look likeyou're three feet tall. So the angle
should be always slightly upward if you'regiving out, if you're giving out tips
for good, well that's what Ido. I'm the master of So maybe
like a little bit lower, okay, But Kate is also tall. Yeah,
so see, I don't know.See I'm already lost. We can

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be able to do this. Ihonestly just think men like you said,
they kind of don't care, sothey're just literally pressing the button. Half
of my pictures are like my eyesclosed. Yeah, And I think I
saw a TikTok where this guy wastaking pictures of his girlfriend and she showed
the pictures and it was just likeall blurry, like it was just so
bad. But then when we takepictures of men, their pictures are the

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bed. Oh we look good inall pictures. We don't care those guys.
It's just like that confidence comes throughthe lens. We make you guys,
look at it. The JV Showon Wild ninety four nine. All
right, before we get back toour meeting in the ladies room, a
quick talk back. Good morning JVShow fam. This is Marcus from Tracy

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and I just want to wish myson Arnez a happy fourteenth birthday. Me
and your mommy, we love youso much. We're so proud of the
young man you're becoming. And let'sgo. Let go fourteenth birthday, No
farty. That's a good point.All right. Back to our meeting in

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the ladies room here on the JVShow, and I want to talk about
Miami Swim Week. That's where theydid debut all that swimwear fashion for the
upcoming summer season. And ladies,you are in for a treat. Well,
I should say, guys, youare also in thirteen because the trend
this year was barely there. Ohbikinis they called them. They say,

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there was little left to the imagination. Everything was so so tiny, they
say. The one trend they sawa lot of was floral shaped tops,
and basically it was as if apicture of flower pedal covering that, and
then some tiny, tiny straps andthat's all that's covering there, and then

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g string bottoms exclusively leaving again virtuallynothing to the imagination. So the barely
there bikini with a floral top thatis the go to swimwear for the season.
Ladies, are you here for?Not for me? Because I would
not feel comfortable. You want tobe fashionable. It's like you're going out
there in skinny jeans. Right now, we're not wearing those anymore. We

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moved on those. Ah See,if I was one hundred percent comfortable,
and there's nobody that's one hundred percentcomfortable, that's true. You just got
to own it. I was atthe pool yesterday strutting around. I haven't
been in the gym in years.It didn't matter. You gotta rocket with
confidence. But see, I'm alwaysscared with any bikini that something's gonna pop

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out, And with this, itseems like half of it is already out.
So the chances of everything just well. You can't go down a water
slide in one of the I thinkbeaches, it's gone. I wouldn't even
be able to find it. Idon't see my suit. It's a couple
of pieces of floss and two flowerpetals. Whatever, cheaty are you here
for the I like things covered up, okay, Like I gotta hide some

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stuff, So do not want everythingjust showing out there? But this is
the new trend. You guys,you need to be here for it,
Okay, if it's not for you, which you both of you ladies said
it's not. Are you judging otherladies at the water park that you see
wearing this? Because this, again, it is very leaving very little to
the imagination. It's all out there. I think it depends on like,
if there's kids involved. If there'snot, like what kind of water park,

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it's the water park, that's it'sthe beach, the beach, there
could be families there and there.If it's the beach and there's families,
I'm judging. I'm judging one hundredpercent, but it's somewhere. Yeah,
but there's like kids around in myif I'm with my boyfriend, if I
have a boyfriend at that time,like, I know they're gonna be looking
exc That's when you're doing the thingwith the sunglasses where it like it looks
like you're looking forward, but youreyes are really pointed off to the side.

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Guys know how to do that one, and we know we see it,
do you? But you can't tellbecause it looks like I'm looking at
the other Can you concentrate hard enoughyou can see the eyes through. Yeah,
I don't do that. I don'tknow that little little pro tip for
the guys out there, be careful, don't get busted. So are you
judging? I don't think. Look, we see those videos go viral of

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a woman wearing an extremely revealing lookinglike this at a water park and there's
kids, you know, there's likefive and six year old kids splashing the
you know, little kids splashing thewater right next to her, and you
see you see the judgment on facesof quite a few people around, an
improving face from some of the men, and then disapproving face from some of

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the ladies. There. Sometimes Idon't know. I mean, I kind
of think there are some places whereit's a little less appropriate. You know,
your family, water park and stuff. But if you're at the beach,
I don't know where wouldever you want? That's true? Yeah, I
think pool party, go for it, pool party, Miami, do your
thing, hot girl summer, right, But at the beach for me,
I'm like, h I don't knowabout that one. Okay, that's fair,
that's fair. The JV Show onWild ninety four nine, one quick

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shout out before we get into today'sHottest trending. I got a DM you
know, wives and my dms.Wives and my DMS, says hey Graham,
fellow napkin. Here tomorrow is myhusband, Santiago Cazera's birthday. I
would love it if you could wishthem a special happy birthday. Happy birthday,
Santiago. Cheers to this beautiful lifewe have with you, love your
wife, daughter Celeste, and babyboy on the way. PS. NAPA

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is the best place to live.Thank you. It is is from from
Angelo. So happy hoty birthday,Santiago. That's a good point, all
right. Now it's to today's hottesttrending God is. It's all the stuff
you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows, and the
most talked about stories happening today inthe bag right again with Selena out this

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morning. This is usually where shetakes the lead and tells us everything that
is trending in the world of celebs. Jess is gonna step in. Let's
see what Jess has for us toguess you guys, let's talk about Kim
Kardashian in true Selena fashion, keepit on trend like it so. She's
getting criticized right now for allegedly tryingto steal north spotlight. So, as
you know, North is her daughter, Northwest, and she was recently at

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a performance of The Lion King inLa. She performed in this like yellow
Furry. Sue and Kim Kardashian hadposted pictures of North in that yellow suit,
and most recently she posted pictures ofherself wearing a very similar outfit.
So it seems like they were justhaving a good time with both pictures that

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she posted. But people are nowsaying that she's just trying to steal the
spotlight from her daughter. But can'tshe just I mean, she's a mom
and she's proud of her daughter,and she wants to dress like whether or
not that was her intention to dresslike that to support her. I mean,
aren't we being a little just adeasy, just a denzy, tiny
bit too critical? I think so, maybe a little bit. But do

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you think that maybe she could justlet her daughter do her own thing without
also having to join in and Iguess do the same thing or wear the
same thing as her. I mean, she waited a week though before she
posted a pig, so I thinkthat's enough time. Yeah, see,
some time has passing me and putyourself in. Let's just say it was
you. You got your big Broadwaybreak and you're dressed up as a line

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or whatever. You did your show, and then your mom a few days
later is out dressed as a lion. Also, are you gonna be mad
at your own mom? Ringing likeyeah, mom, Mom's out there supporting
me. Isn't it a little weird? I guess I don't think so.
I think it's like a more likemommy and me kind of thing. I
think it's cute. Okay, itis kind of cute. Our buddy Victorious
says, slid into my DMS lastnight. I woke up to this this

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morning. She said. She posteda picture or she screenshotted something that Kim
Kardashian posted. It was of thatpink pineapple. Do you guys remember talking
about that. It was a pineapplecost four hundred dollars, It was sold
out. It was a super specialtype of pineapp I can't remember it was
called. And she said, ofcourse Kim Kardashian would post about the four
hundred dollars pineapple. Of course,four hundred dollars pineapple sliced up that she

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was about to eat very, veryreally on brand for Kim Cardian. Yeah,
I feel like the Kardashians really triedto be relatable and stay on these
trends, thinking that we're going torelate to them and support them even more.
And I really don't think that's thecase. I know, Geddi,
you were just telling me about hergetting criticized while doing a different interview.
This was with Variety, and peopleare calling her not relatable because she's talking

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about how Beverly Hills was back inthe day. She's like reminiscing about it
and talking about how it's like changed, all these stores that don't exist anymore.
And you know, we were like, oh, we can never drive
down in a Rolls Royce in BeverlyHills these days, you know, all
the shopping bags out, you getrobbed. You know, it was like
it was such a different time,like sorry, you can't go toned thing

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ever. Oh my god, youjust be able to use up shopping bags
hanging out the side of our youknow, four hundred thousand dollars car and
now you got to roll the windowsup. Oh oh, how the world
has fallen apart or Kim Kardashian,all right, I got a couple of
animal related things I'd like to throwinto this trending segment. If we will

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first take a moment say your goodbyesto another gray whale. Yesterday morning,
a thirty foot female gray whale washedashore in Richmond. It was not in
good shape. I saw the picture. That's not the pictures she wanted for
her profile picture. It was notgood. This whale had initially been spotted
floating in the bay east of Tibron. They're going to toe it or I

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think maybe they already did toe itover to island to the Marine Mammal Center.
They're going to test it, tryto determine the cause of death.
Unfortunately, most of these whales seemto the cause of death seems to be
them being struck by a ship,which is never good. We always hit
them with those big cargo ships arecoming in out of the bay. Yeah,
they always run into the whales also, But I think the whale shouldn't
the whales like, I mean,I know it's not their fault, but

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yeah, shouldn't they can't they hearthe boat coming from like two miles away,
Like, hey, we've I've seenwhat happened to my brother my sister
and we should probably dive a littledeeper. Now you think they would hear
it. I don't know. It'snot their fault. It's our fault.
We're in their home. I know, That's what I mean. It's our
fault, all right. And secondly, this is kind of scary if you
live in San Jose. Mountain lionsightings last night. Multiple mountain lion sidings

(26:44):
last night, they say, thefirst of which was in the area of
Ella Drive and War Admiral Way.This is in South San Jose. The
mountain lion was walking into the yardsof different houses in several neighborhoods. Again,
several reports came in of this mountainline. Sounds like they dispatched the
least dispatch a helicopter to try tolook for the mountain lion. I don't
think. I haven't heard that theyfound it or located it. So some

(27:07):
residents were asked to be to stayindoors last night, sort of a kind
of a minor shelter in place,because a mountain lion was cruising around the
neighborhoods. Remember just a week agowe were talking about mountain lion that was
roam around milpitis. I don't knowif this was the same mountain lion or
a different one, but it ismountain lion season apparently everybody. So you've
been warned. You're so so cuteafter they rip your head off cheating.

(27:30):
They are kind of beautiful, majestic. I love a picture with creatures.
If you if you see one,police reminding you to call nine one one
immediately the JV show on Wild ninetyfour nine. All right, it is
time you are here at the correcttime because we want to give you a
JV show chuck mug. Now,look, if you don't win one here
inside our what the bleep game?There is one currently for sale on Facebook

(27:52):
Marketplace. I looked. I discoveredit yesterday because we had heard reports that
people were trying to sell their chugmugs and somebody was trying to others for
seventy five bucks or something. Wow, yesterday I popped on I saw one
on there for fifty bucks for saleon Facebook Marketplace, and I just checked
this morning. The price has beenslashed up. Do you think people are
actually buying? It's down to thirtySo if you don't win one here,

(28:15):
you have thirty bucks. You canbuy me can just buy one on Facebook
marketplace. Maybe valuable as I thought, word versus are. Maybe it hurts
a little bit, like going fromfifty to thirty. Maybe it'll be at
fifteen tomorrow, I know. Allright, Time now for are if you've
never played this game, although Ifeel like most of you listening right now
have played before because you want towin that JV show at Chug Mug.

(28:37):
Here's how it works. We're goingto play you a clip, and in
that clip is a bleeped out word. Now, look, the bleep dout
word might sound like it's something grossor disgusting or are rated. It's not.
It's something very PG. So listento this clip. All you have
to do when you hear that hearthe clip, guess what that bleeped out
word is and then leave that guesson the talkback mic on the free I

(29:00):
Heart Radio app. All right,here you guys, ready for today's clip?
Ye ladies, how often does yourman give you? Is it only
on special occasions? Only? Really? So? Do we get a vout
you too? Only special occasions?Yes? It expires that on your birthday
night? Ag yeah, midnight?All right, think about what that word

(29:21):
is and again, keep your mindsout of the gutter, you sickos.
It's a PG word. Then getyour iHeartRadio app. Hit that talk back
Mike, leave us your name andyour city, and then your guests.
We want to be able to shoutyou out when you win. And again
remember this is a family show people, the JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. All right, it istime for our game. But all right,

(29:41):
every morning seven o five, weplay you a clip with a bleeped
out word today's phrase in case youmissed it. Ladies, how often does
your man give you? Is itonly on special occasions? Should be?
Should be? It feels me anymore? Reserve to that every day?
All right, there is still timeto get to gus in on the iHeartRadio
app. Use the talkback Mike,leave us your guests if you can think

(30:03):
of what that bleeped out word isand you can win a JV show,
Chuck Munk, let's play a fewof your guesses that have come in thus
far, and I got you knowturns morning JVS show. This has been
from San Jose. My guess isattention definitely not every day, special attention
only on special occasions That seems likea nice rule, right, No,

(30:27):
it gets your birthday. Finally youget some attention. Yeah, I think
that's fair, right, Okay,a little more than that, all right,
okay a couple of times a year. Fine, Good morning, jav
shut Sammy from San Jose. AndI think the bleeped out word is present,
like presidence or gifts. Thank youhave a great day's guest, presents

(30:51):
or gifts you want? Gifts allyear round, just on random days.
I mean that would be nice.I'm not complaining. It's nice to get
a little surprise here in there.Yeah. Well those those dry up after
you get married. Then it willjust be back to being reserved for special
occasions. When you're dating someone,Oh yeah, presence all the time.
You want to show them like thisis just what I do. And then
later when you're married, you're like, I think I'm supposed to get her

(31:14):
something for a birthday. What isher birthday? Yeah? When is our
anniversary? Again? Good point?All right, it's played other guests.
Good morning you guys. My nameis Maria and I'm from Conquered and I
think the bleep that word is massage. Shout out to my boyfriend because I
got a really good one last night. Shout out to your lord. Bok
okay, that's a good guest massage. I get the short end of the

(31:37):
stick with this one. Careful hisname's Ruben everybody, because I give sorry,
that was a bad way of puttingthem. It's a short stick.
You go, just gets it.This is what you signed up for.
You knew that when you edited thisrelationship. No good Hi, Like,

(32:04):
I am pretty good at giving massagesthat I always like, we'll give them,
I'll give them massages. But whenit is yeah, then he gives
you the short one. Yeah,I get it. Not good at them?
Yeah, oh yeah. It's hardto be good at when you have
such a such a short one.All right, keep leaving your guesses.

(32:24):
We're going to play some more ofthem next and we want to see you
get that JV Show chugmug. Sokeep thinking about what that word is and
then keep leaving your guesses. Onthe talk back by The JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine, thank youso much for listening to us. It's
Thursday. Thursday is a good day, and we want to give you one
of our JV Show official pieces ofmerch. The JV Show chugmug. We're

(32:45):
giving one out right now. Insideof our game what Them super easy game
if you've never played before, weplay a phrase with the bleeped out word
and then all you have to dois guess it. Here is today's phrase
in case you missed it, ladies, how often does your man give you?
Is it only on special occasions?I think it should be more often.

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Really, don't be greedy. Let'sthink about what that word is.
Remember this is a family show,people, so it's probably not what you
initially think that it is. Butleave us your PG guests. Here are
some of them. Hi, myname is freaking I'm from the road Park,
and I guess for the baked outword is breakfast in bed? Bye

(33:29):
love you? I love you,love you. Breakfast in bed has ladies,
says your man. Any guy you'veever dated ever brought you breakfast in
bed? Only cereal doesn't know that, doesn't care milk with a couple of
corn flakes. It was like,ye're that's not a romantic gesture. Pretty

(33:52):
good though, when it comes toyou and you don't have to get up
and get it. I'll admit Ihave never brought somebody my wife breakfast.
But she gets up. The secondshe wakes up, she gets up,
she doesn't lay in bed. Andwait, look, you know, the
second she's awake, she's up,she's doing stuff. My wife's just that
kind of person. And so thesecond I wake up, she's already out
of bed. So how would Iprepared an entire breakfast? I guess I

(34:12):
could set an alarm. But yeah, I guess you could wake up a
little earlier. That's probably doing toomuch, right. Another guess Warner JV
Show Tracy D from Sabbatail. Theword is money. Money. No,
that is not the correct thing.I wish it was. That would be
nice to get a little money fromyour man on non special occasion. Hi,

(34:34):
this is Twistan from Saturday, andwe think the word is balloons.
How about that? I love balloons. So on a it's your birthday or
something and your man gets you somepresents, you would you like balloons because
I don't get my wife balloons?Oh yeah, it just makes everything look
cuter. Yeah, okay, allright, guys, listen up, add

(34:55):
some balloons, I guess to whateveryou're getting them. All right, Well
let's let's say another guest. Hi, good morning, Teresa from Hercules,
I is the bleeped out word flowers. The bleeped out word is flowers.
Here is today's phrase, unbleeped ladies. How often does your man give you

(35:16):
flowers? Is it only on specialoccasions? Yeah? Again day, not
every day, but more than justspecial occasions, is nice? I probably
now more mostly special occasions. Wow, Graham, it's nice to get a
little surprise here and there. Andmen sometimes don't take the hints. I

(35:38):
know, it's just you know Ido. That's a good reminder I do
need to do. My wife doesso much for me and for our family.
I need to it. And yesterday, go back and podcast the show.
The very start of the show,I shared an interesting disaster story yesterday
and my wife, let's just saymy wife is a real one because she
faced a bio hazard yesterday and that'sswimming pool bathrough for my son, and

(36:00):
she handled it, although I hadto handle some bit gross. It was
gross, all right. Congrats toTeresa from Hercules. She was the very
first person to come up with thatcorrect answer. But look, you guys,
Selena's out today. I didn't havea chance to grab everybody's name for
the shout outs. I normally liketo shout out everybody that got it correct,
but holy massive landslided talkback. Somany people got it correct this morning.

(36:23):
I have no chance of shouting everybodyelse, but thank you to everybody
that played this morning. Selena's gonnabe back tomorrow. We'll get things back
on the rails and I'll give youyour shout out tomorrow, I promise.
But yes, so many people hadthe correct answer. But you've got to
be faster, So we'll play againtomorrow morning, seven oh five, the
JV Show on Wild ninety four tonine. All right, time now for

(36:45):
the JV Show Yep Nope Game.Let's go to the phones and see who
we have playing today Wildney fo nine. Hi, who's this Viviana? Yes,
Vivianna, how's your day going?Wait? Let me ask this what
city are you from? Who areyou representing in this? Because we want
to see how well you do inthis game and have the whole city counting
on you. Whoa Viviana, thePride of Walnut Create to see if you

(37:07):
can do this? All right,if you've never played the JV Show Yep
Nope game before, it's simple.We're just gonna ask four trivia questions.
You've got to get three of thosequestions correct to win the game. So
three out of four, that's easy. Seventy right, jes do we have
some there we go? Yeah?Need that? Need that to get the
little music on all dead. We'refinding our way without Selena. She does

(37:30):
a lot of the button pushing forus. She's good at that, all
right, Viviana. Question number one, if you suffer from hypertension, what
type of condition do you have?Hypertension? You got this not hyper attention,

(37:52):
but hyper I mean, there yougo, there you go. Question
number two, the black Hawks arethe NHL team from what city? Gotta
be careful you see that one onthere? Black Hawks HL? What was
that from an al Yeah hockey team? What city? What's the here are

(38:21):
the black Hawks from? Quick?Take a guess. I'm gonna say,
is it Chicago? Yeah? Idon't know, you guys, but near

(38:42):
I smell a little googly. I'min there, all right. Question number
three, put your phone down,don't google this one. In the nineteen
ninety nine Brad Pitt movie Fight Club, what was the very first rule of
fight Club? That's what I don'tknow. Take a guess about the first
rules the fight club. No saysomething. The number one rule of fight

(39:10):
club. You don't talk about fightclub. You don't talk about it.
All right, You need this lastquestion to win the game. Question number
four. How many chambers does thehuman heart have? You got this?
Yeah? At thirty six chambers.But this is just I guess four.
All right, Danna, you havethe pride of Walnut Creek. She's won

(39:35):
the game for all of Walnut Creek, well, mostly just for her,
because it's just gonna be her gettingthe prize, right, Yeah, but
she can take three other people withher. Okay, three other people from
Walnut You just won four tigins tocheck out Ice Cubes Big three Basketball.
This is coming to Oakland Arena onJune fifteenth, Father's Day weekend. That's
next weekend. Yes, oh wow, next weekend's Father's Day weekend? Yes?
No, wait is it? Yeah? The so fast love it looking

(40:01):
forward to that. Congrats, congrats. We're gonna put you on hold and
get some information from you so wecan get you those tickets. Thank you?
All right, apparently just a twitteron hold, aren't you guys?
My DM's exploded exploded with shout out, So I do have a lot of
shout outs to give. I gota DM and says, hey, Graham,
Thursday, my daughter Macy is graduatingfrom the eighth grade. Could you

(40:22):
please shout her out? She lovesplaying along with the Yep Nope game every
day. We're listening to you guysevery morning on our way to school.
And that is from Catherine, Sohappy, happy graduation. Congrats to Macy.
Apart, Yeah, that's a goodpoint. I got another one,
says hey Grahama, I was wonderingif you could do a special birthday slash
graduation shout out to my daughter Devinaat around seven forty. We're right there.

(40:46):
She turns six tomorrow and graduates fromkindergarten. She's such a sweet little
girl. I'm so proud of her. That's from her mom, Desiree and
family, So congrats and happy birthday. That warrants a double all right,
another DM, it says it says, Yo, Graham, brother, my

(41:06):
name's Anthony. In your dms,could you wish my soon to be ten
year old Andre's happy birthday. We'vebeen listening since before he was even born,
So happy birthday to Andrea's got thatand mom and my DM's here sliding
In says I wanted to share somegood news from a fellow Napa Valley neighbor.

(41:27):
My son Micah is going to begraduating from Saint Alena High School on
Friday. We've been commuting from Fairfieldto Saint Alena for over seventeen years and
we've been loyal listeners of your showthe entire time. Shout out to Micah
would mean so much. Thank you, And that's from Margaret. So congrats
Damn on that graduation. That's agood point. And then one more quick
one Happy birthday Zoe and congrats onher kindergarten graduation as well. A lot

(41:50):
of birthday and graduations combine nice workpeople. That's from Dad John, So
happy birthday and to guys, toZoe the Holy Jez. There's a lot
of DMS JV show on Wild ninetyfour to nine. First to the talkbacks.
Mom wants to give a shout out. What else is no? Hi
Graham, this is Nilda. Iwas trying to see if you can wish

(42:12):
my eleven year old a happy graduationfrom elementary from Lone Pine in Medford,
Oregon. I'd really appreciate it.She listens to your show every morning.
Thanks, all right, Well,happy graduation? Did she say what her
name was? I know? Oh, happy graduation to nameless student in Medford,
Medford, Oregon. But we appreciateyou guys. Guys listening, all

(42:37):
right, and then a DM shoutout again. We're gonna get to trending
in just a second. But dad'sslid into my DMS yesterday, said another
proud dad sliding in here. Loveyou give my big boy Nico a graduation
shout out. We listen every morning. He's graduating middle school and really excited
about high school at Saint Francis.Woo the answers, he says from his
proud parents in Sunnyville. And thatis from Rick. I think they actually

(43:00):
are the Lancers. You were makingit up more importantly all right. Time
now for today's honest trending, HottestPrending. It's all the stuff you need
to know was hot in music,movies, shows, and the most talked
about stories happening today and trending issponsored by the Big Three. A half

(43:21):
court basketball back in Oakland on Junefifteenth, tickets on so now at Big
three dot com slash tickets. AllRight, you guys know the JV show
motto is, uh, if it'sbowing, we are going. But a
couple of astronauts didn't listen to us, because yesterday they hopped on board the
Boeing star Liner spacecraft in for likethe tenth time, they got wheeled out
onto the launch pad to be rocketedinto space on their way to the International

(43:45):
Space Station. This was Bowen's firstmanned spaceflight ever, and one of those
previous attempts that had to be scrubbedat the last minute was because of a
helium leak that they had detected.Well, the good news is the launch
yesterday. If you were with us, we broadcast that launched live. It
was a success. Despite all thecrash sound effects that I played. You

(44:06):
know, I was sweating during that. I was like, if this thing
actually doesn't work, they're gonna theheadlines are gonna be San Francisco Radio DJ
plays crash sound effects right before rightbefore actual crash sound effects. So thankfully
that thing lifted off without incident andthey are on their way to the International
Space Station. But the bad newsis, you guys, look, it
takes quite a few hours to getto the International Space Station, and just

(44:29):
before the two astronauts on board.We're about to go to sleep for the
night in their space diapers. Missioncontrol had to give them the news there
was yet another helium leak that theydetected on board the flight, and you
guys, it was actually it's actuallythree helium leaks, not one, but

(44:50):
two. Three helium leaks somewhere onboard the craft. Now, they told
the astronauts, look, I think, oh, I think we're trying to
find it. I think if wejust shut a couple of valves that we'll
be able to get to that heliumleaf. But I'm not sure if we
can't close. Oh no, youguys, Oh no, well, actually
they said everything, everything seems tobe fine so far, they say the

(45:13):
impact of these leaks, they don'tknow what they're going to be yet,
but the spacecraft remains stable and theyshould be pulling into the International Space Station
anytime now. To talk funny afterwards, because yeah, that I was going
to try to good live to themtalking as if they've been sucking on a
balloon for the last twenty hours,because when you have three helium leagues,
I imagine it does sound like they'rechipmunks in there there, says the gas

(45:36):
leaks pose no threat, you know, to their health and safety on board
the craft. Again, everything seemson schedule for them to dock at the
space station sometime today. If not, if it may already be happening right
around now, I think it.I think they said it takes twenty eight
hours to get all the way tothe space station, and so the launchers
right around Yeah, so I thinkin the next couple hours they should be

(45:58):
pulling in there and hopefully again andhopefully they can you know, find that
Oh no, it started leaking again. You guys know there it is getting
worse. Put you you know whatI would do is put your finger on
it and try to block it.No, it's not working. You don't
have any gump. If he's agum, we could stick it on the
Nope, that's not work. Besthelium voice, I can't do that.

(46:20):
Just feed it up. Hang on, we'll see if we can close off
that valve. All right, it'sclosed off. Let's closed off. You
guys, that's good. All right, We just hold on to your trending
stories again. Selena's out today forher daughter's graduation. Congrats to Keana,
by the way, congrats her.She's graduating something. I don't know.
There you go, she's doing that. We're so so proud of her.
I feel like just yesterday she wasjust a tiny kid. Now Selena was

(46:43):
making me babysitter here at the station, it's a different story. First to
the talkbacks, mom wants to givea shout out. What else is no?
Hi Graham, this is Nilda.I was trying to see if you
can wish my eleven year old ahappy graduation from elementary from Lone Pine in
Medford, Oregon. I'd really appreciateit. She listens to your show every

(47:06):
morning. Thanks, all right,Well, happy graduation? Did she say
what her name was? I know? Oh, happy graduation to nameless student
in Medford, Oregon. But weappreciate you, guys. Guys listening,
all right? And then a DMshout out again. We're gonna get to
trending in just a second. Butdad's slid into my DMS yesterday, said

(47:27):
another proud dad sliding in here.Love you give my big boy Nico a
graduation shout out. We listen everymorning and he's graduating middle school and really
excited about high school at Saint Francis. Woo go answers he says from his
proud parents in Sunnyville. And thatis from Rick. I think they actually
are the lanswers making it up moreimportantly. All right, time now for

(47:50):
today's hotest trending, hottest thing.It's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today. They and trending issponsored by the Big Three A half court
basketball back in Oakland on June fifteenth. Tickets on so now at Big three
dot com slash tickets. All Right, you guys know the JV show motto

(48:10):
is, uh, if it's bowingweek going. A couple of astronauts didn't
listen to us, because yesterday theyhopped on board the Boeing star Liner spacecraft
in for like the tenth time.They got wheeled out onto the launch pad
to be rocketed into space on theirway to the International Space Station. This
was Boeing's first manned spaceflight ever,and one of those previous attempts that had

(48:35):
to be scrubbed at the last minutewas because of a helium leak that they
had detected. Well, the goodnews is the launch yesterday. If you
were with us, we broadcast thatlaunch live. It was a success despite
all the crash sound effects that Iplayed. You know, I was sweating
during that. I was like,if this thing actually doesn't work, they're
they're gonna the headlines are going tobe San Francisco Radio DJ plays crash sound

(48:57):
effects before right before actual sound effects. So thankfully that thing lifted off without
incident, and they are on theirway to the International Space Station. But
the bad news is, you guys, look, it takes quite a few
hours to get to the International SpaceStation, and just before the two astronauts
on board, we're about to goto sleep for the night in their space
diapers, mission control had to givethem the news there was yet another helium

(49:22):
leak that they detected on board theflight, and you guys, it was
actually it's actually three helium leaks,not one, but two, three helium
leaks somewhere on board the craft.Now, they told the astronauts, look,
I think, oh, I thinkwe're trying to find it. I

(49:43):
think if we just shut a coupleof valves that we'll be able to get
to that helium leak. But I'mnot sure if we can't close Oh no,
you guys, Oh no, well, actually they said everything. Everything
seems to be fine so far,they say, the impact of these leaks,
they don't know what they're going tobe yet, but the spacecraft remain
stable and they should be pulling intothe International Space Station anytime now. To

(50:06):
talk funny afterwards, because yeah,that I was gonna try to get live
to them talking as if they've beensucking on a balloon for the last twenty
hours, because when you have threehelium leagues, I imagine it does sound
like they are chipmunks in there there. Says the gas leaks pose no threat,
you know, to their health andsafety on board the craft. Again,
everything seems on schedule for them todock at the space station sometime today.

(50:30):
If not, if if it mayalready be happening right around now,
I think it. I think theysaid it takes twenty eight hours to get
all the way to the space station, and so the launchers right around.
Yeah, so I think in thenext couple hours they should be pulling in
there and hopefully again hopefully they canyou know, find that oh no,
it started leaking again. You guysknow there it is getting worse. Put
it. You know what I woulddo is put your finger on it and

(50:52):
try to block it. No,that's not working. You don't have any
gum trip. If he's a gumwe could stick it on the Nope,
that's not Let give me the besthelium voice. I can't do that.
Just feed it up. Hang on, we'll see if we can close off
that valve. All right, it'sclosed off. It's closed off, you
guys. That's good. All right, We just hold on to your trending

(51:13):
stories again. Selena's out today forher daughter's graduation. Congrats to Keana,
by the way, congrats her.She's graduating something. I don't know.
There you go, she's doing that. We're so so proud of her.
I feel like Jess yesterday. Shewas just a tiny kid. Now Selena
was making me babysitter here at thestation. It's a different story. The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. First, before we hear about Jess

(51:35):
and Cheaty's trip to the Sanmitao CountyFair, let's uh, let's play a
couple of talkbacks. Hi, it'sAnna, Lisa and Ali's out of San
Francisco. We just want to saythat the mix that DJ rick Lee is
doing is on point. Had todouble check that it's not Friday, because
we're jamming. Have a great day, wild ninety four nine. Thank you,

(51:58):
yes, thank you. It isa roback Thursday. So at the
start of every hour today and Rickleykicked it off with a really really good
throwback mix that that's the one they'retalking about there. Our next mix will
be right at nine o'clock, right, and then every hour all day.
All right, another talkback. Goodmorning, beautiful people. Mama Albert here,
why is your energy amazing today?Is it cause Selena's not there?

(52:22):
Hmmm? I'm an instigator, butit's a true you guys, bye wow,
shots fired, Mama Albert taking acouple of shots at Selena. Is
today's energy more energizing than normally?Is Selena a dark cloud that gets cast
over the show? No, I'mkidding. We need Selena back. We're

(52:45):
all yeah, you're running around behindthe scenes trying to figure out how the
hell do we do the show.We need Selena. We love Selena?
All right, jess CHEETI tell usabout your trip to the fair. Who
goes to the can I ask aquestion? Yeah, who goes to the
fair in a weekday? I thoughtthis was like on weekend to parents and
kids. Definitely there. Oh Iguess yeah, you're out of school,

(53:06):
need something to do? Okay.It was really hot though to begin so
I was roasting yesterday, so weshowed up. I want to talk about
my favorite part of the fair,which was this little like butterfly exhibit that
they have. So it's free,which is great. Yeah, the samon
Taoe County Fairs free. No,the butterfly exhibit. Butterfly exhibit. What

(53:27):
are you paid to get in yet? But you go inside and you're able
to feed the butterflies and like,the hell, does what do you what
do you feed a butterfly of corn? Dog? Do they want fair food?
To be honest, I'm not quitesure what was on the little Q
tips that we were given. AC tip. Yeah, you pick them
up with a little cue tip.And the butterflies are just standing there in

(53:50):
the line waiting for lunch and youpick them up with a cue tip.
Yeah, there's hanging around, hanging. There's one that was doing some two
of them that were oh yeah,in front of everyone. So you go
into the enclosure, you stick yourtip out and they just land on it.
Will they land on it? Sortof you have to kind of pick
them up with it. Try thatat the barn. Oh in my single

(54:12):
days, Okay, okay, Ihad like five on me at one point.
Yeah, but one of them wetNumber two on the Cheaty's shirt,
the butterfly. Butterfly on Cheaty.Yeah, it was like disrespect cheat It
was hanging on my shirt. It'slike, okay, this is cute.
First of all, there was onethat fool on my face and I like
freaked out, Like butterflies freaked meout. Butterflies are like the cutest.

(54:37):
I gin if you said birds orsomething, some people were afraid of birds.
Okay, fine, they're always lookingat you weird, I get it.
But a butterfly, they're like thesweetest, most precious, little fragile
nature's creatures. They're cute from thewings, but the other side just freaks
me out, like bugs. CanI ask a question, because I've never
seen a butterfly? What does itlook like? It was like a like

(54:59):
a green you just kind of staylike it was very small, but it
was like kind of green yellow Becauseit was like did it just go on
me? And she tried to cleanit off with the c tip and it
came off. So yeah, sothe Q tip they give you dual purpose
and feed them and then clean upafter them after you change the little butterflies
diaper. Yeah I like that.Okay, so they have a butterfly exhibit.

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This is not the kind of fairthat I aren't you supposed to go
in the tilted world or the zipperThey have that area? Do they do?
So? They have or that onethat just spins around and everybody that
one. They have a lot ofrides. They have a lot of the
games like ring Toss. I reallywanted to play, but I always spend
too much money because I just wantto keep playing. So I could win

(55:43):
something and I could have just boughtthe thing. Sometimes they just give it
to you if you if you've trieda bunch of times, and then you
bat your eyelashes a little bit,like I tried to win that thing and
then sometimes I had it to Sometimesthey give my kids something at least maybe
it's more of a kid's thing.Yeah, but they feel bad for Yeah,
I will say, I feel likewe missed out on a lot of
different things. We should have checkedthe website before we went, because they

(56:06):
have like pig races, they havea huge hall with a bunch of games
that we could have gone and checkedout, and we didn't know about them,
so we did it. But wealso food. Yeah, yeah,
we got a bean and cheese burrito. Bad idea, yeah, idea.

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After we ate it was a reallygood burrito. By the way, it
was really good. And then youguys went and got on the Zipper City
treat. We decided to like goback like it was getting really hot,
so we left. As I waswalking, I was like, Jess,
I don't think I should have atethat because my stomach right now is bubble.
And then my drive home was twohours. I almost didn't making could

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you stop anywhere? I stopped?Whose workers out in Walnut Creek. I'm
so sorry. So we almost hadSo we had two incidents yesterday. Go
back and podcast the show if youmissed. At the start of the show,
I shared a story about how myson didn't make it to the bathroom
in time. Well, he madeit into the bathroom, but not anywhere
near the toil. And then andthen we had gd what was wrong with

(57:15):
our show? We're disgusting gram Maybeyour son is lactose. Yes, I
know, as he graduated kindergarten yesterdayand he got a big ice cream cone
after lunch and then there was anear in pool disaster. Luckily he made
it to the bathroom, but againnot to the not to the spot you're
supposed to make it before there wasa violent episode. Anyway, that's gross.

(57:36):
But yeah, maybe maybe you maybehe and chet share have something in
common after all. All right,this is what you guys are sick.
You guys are gross, So letus go out for one day. The
show gets disgusting, all right,The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
Before we get to this high schoolprank that I want to talk about
and get your guys opinion on,to the talkbacks. First, Hi,

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good morning, love the JV Show. I love the Jaggy Family. I'm
wondering if you can do a shoutout to my daughter Kylie. It's her
tenth birthday and her last day ofschool, double whammy. I just want
to say, happy birthday, Loveyou whoat your birthday and graduation on the
same day? Yeah, how didthis? How did this align? What
happened nine months and two weeks ago? Because we learned it's not exactly nine

(58:22):
months ago, but it's not allthe way to ten months, like sling
and thought, it's somewhere in between. What was nine nine months and two
weeks ago? I don't know,but everybody's September. Everybody's in September.
Maybe Labor Day, August or late. Yeah, Labor Day. A lot
of people got down back in sessions. A lot of people. Yeah,
a lot of people got got downon Labor Day. And here we go.

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The class of twenty twenty four hasarrived with birthdays and graduations. Are
speaking of the class of twenty twentyfour. This town in Maryland was pranked
by their high school. It's Arnold, Maryland, and there it's a small
it's a small town. And youguys, the excitement, the buve that
went through the community when there wasa sign posted on the way into their

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town, almost in a neighboring townthat said Trader Joe's coming soon twenty spring
twenty twenty five. And the peoplethat were like, yes, we're getting
a trader Judge this one woman whois like a health coach. She even
posted it to all her followers onher Facebook page. It was like,
we're getting a Trader Joe's This isgreat. She said, you got hundreds
of responses from members of the communitythat were so excited about this Trader Joe's.

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Apparently on the sign for the TraderJoe's Coming Soon was like a QR
code, and when he scanned that, it played some sort of song.
I don't know how that was partof the prank. But this was just
a high school class that posted thissign the Trader Joe's Coming Soon. It
was all one big prank. Sorry, Arnold Marlyn, you are not getting
to Trader Joe's. People there quitedisappointed. I mean, you know you're

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about to get your very first TraderJoe's. That's like, that's a big
deal. People were very disappointed.Other people said, what a great prank.
This is creative, it's g it'shilarious. They loved it. Ladies,
any thoughts on this prank? Doyou think it's creative, genius and
hilarious. I think there's been better. I think it's a little chuckle like
haha cute. It's not that epic. It's not like the ultimate. Yeah,

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I mean it didn't really take much. Look, you printed out one
sign and posted it up. Theeffort. They're not that good. The
response, though pretty good, ispretty good because so many, so many
people were so excited. Isn't thatsad that that's the thing that, like
our lives are so boring that weare excited that there's a place that we

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can just spend spend our money atand it's a grocery store and not gonna
lie. If I had seen asign like that back when I was in
Selena's, I would have been prettyhappy about it. You would have been
juiced up. We didn't have atrader, Joe. Do you guys still
not have one? We don't,Oh, poor community of Selenas. I'm
sorry, don't have your own traders, Joe. We want is to just
go in there and be one ofyou guys. Spend your harder dollars on

(01:01:00):
healthy, on cost you know,cost effective snacking. Anyways, I do
want to hear if there is somebody, I don't know, if look senior
pranks were I think a bit biggerof a thing, you know before I'm
only twenty seven and a half,but you know when that was a little
bit bigger of a thing. ButI want to hear is there a school.

(01:01:22):
Is there somebody a high school seniorthat wants to tell us about the
prank that they pulled. Could youleave that on the talkback, Mike,
if you did pull off something goodthat you think is better than this Trader
Joe's coming soon prank. Because Idon't know. I haven't heard about many.
Yeah, I think has done better. I think definitely. I hope
so. But I don't know becauseI don't hear. I've heard very little,
and none of our pranks have gonethis. This hit the national news.

(01:01:44):
So I mean, I guess wedo have to give props to this
prank in Arnold, Maryland. ATrader Joe just a joke, all right,
leave us a talk back if youthink you know what we did something
better than that, we left sometoilet paper on the dean's office or something.
No, I want to hear aboutsomething good. Give me a good
prank. The hottest things, it'sall the stuff you need to know,

(01:02:07):
what's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Andonce again, if you are just tuning
into the JV Show this morning,Selena is out today. She's attending her
her daughter's graduation ceremony. So justin, Tedy and I are here, but
we do, miss Selena. Shewill be back with us tomorrow. So

(01:02:28):
let's talk about Martin Lawrence because hehas addressed some health concerns. So the
speculation began that something could be wrongthis. This was last week after a
video clip made rounds on social mediaof him acting a little disoriented. People
were saying that he was talking alittle bit slower, so we're thinking maybe

(01:02:49):
he was high, and other noticedthat his hands were shaking a lot during
this interview. So, as youknow, he is going on a little
bit of a press tour with WillSmith because they had rid dies. It's
out tonight, right, Yeah,yes, I think so. Yeah,
yeah, so I'm going to bechecking that out over the weekend. I
can't wait. But obviously fans werekind of concerned because he they feel like

(01:03:10):
he wasn't acting himself. But hehad this to say, I'm fine,
I'm in I'm in God's hands,I'm in I'm blessed. You know,
I'm glad to be waking up everyday and everything. No, no need
for people to be concerned, andI'm healthy as hell. Stop stop the
rumors. It just sounds kind ofa it's a little different, right,

(01:03:35):
Maybe the voice is a little raspbeer. It's a little more. It
just sounds a little more like hiswords are a little more dragged out,
Like there's a little more of likea I don't know what it is.
I can't put my finger on it. But do you think it could just
be that he is old and tired? Yeah, it makes me old.
Say he's sixty, Martin Lawrence fiftynine. Okay, he slowed down.

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It does sound a little I don'tknow, something sounds a little bit different.
I don't know. I haven't heardhim in an interview in a while,
so I'm not sure. A lotof fans were expressing that it's pretty
sad seeing all of your favorite comediansgetting older. You see that, you
know, they start their face kindof starts to change, and then they
start to act a little different.Yeah, I've noticed that with Adam Sandler,

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and it makes me so sad.I know, you can't expect these
guys to be super young and energeticforever, but they do start. The
thing is, yeah, they dostart to look differently, particularly the men
in Hollywood show business. You knowwhat I mean, when they try to
do stuff, start doing stuff totheir face. I don't know what it
is. Ladies were like, oh, she looks great, Wow, so
young. And when guys start doingit, yeah, well guys starting the

(01:04:40):
boat talks or something, their facejust yeah, it's like it loses something,
the expression and something. I don'tknow. It's just there's something different.
It seems less natural about it.It does, doesn't it. Yeah.
But going back to Martin laurnsing,do you think he's trying to hide
it, just like Jamie Fox hithis like sit that could be yeah,
I hope not, though I know, I know, it's just I don't
know. All right, let methrow this in here really quick, because

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you've had a little bit of alert. A powerball ticket worth six hundred and
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to anything, you know, Imight have won the lottery. You didn't,

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but one of you actually got reallyreally close. And six hundred and
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I can just get the two bucksback that I put in there? The
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