Chug-Gate 2024

On today’s 6-7-24 Friday show: We go through the first talkbacks of the day, it’s another edition of ‘Chidi’s Tweets’, Selena shares when she “almost” committed a felony, a woman went to Buffalo Wild Wings and ate 69 wings in 12 hours, Britney Spears’s ex, Sam, joins a reality show, it's another edition of “What the Bleep”, Elvis from the Doghouse joins us for a really cool announcement, Graham takes Jess to court during our Chug Wheel game, and so much more!  

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. I was yesterday, you guys,
thanks for holding it down. Whatdo you mean what was yesterday?
Yesterday? I was gone for mydaughter's it's not even a graduation to call
it a promotion or sixth grade promotion. You were here yesterday? No,
no, thanks for noticing. Didn'tskip a beat, purchase, That's what
I want to hear. Totally smooth. It was fine. I don't think

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anybody even notice. Well, thenlet's just move right on forward. First
talk back of the day. Goodmorning, JV crewe don't call me Jeff.
Hi. My name is Ruben akarub Hell. Don't call me Ruben.
Longtime listener from the Donkowns days.I'm the og Man child listener from
Sagtown. It took me forever tofigure out this whole talkbag mess. I'm

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gonna I'm not gonna lie. WhenJAV left us, I thought for sure
you guys were gonna sug balls.But man, have you guys proved me
wrong. You guys are killing it. Oh, okay, talk back,
Let's talk back at twenty twenty fourout there. I thought we were gonna
suck the balls too, of course. Yeah, okay again from seton Town.

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I think my thirty seconds was up. Anyways, what I was trying
to say when Jav left us,I thought you guys were gonna actually suck
balls. But man, you guyshave proved me wrong. You guys are
killing it. You guys are funniesthell. You guys have to be cracking
up every morning on my commute toOakland. I love you guys. Looks
like I got to do a thirdtalk back ball. I was just gonna

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say, that's the best talk backat twenty twenty four right there. But
I guess there's he's got left athird one, thank you. Yeah,
it's another one. Okay, thirdtime to the charm. Okay, So,
as far as the work that youguys say we're crashing up is Peperoni's
from Selena Virginia from Selena. Gosh, dang it, Selena. Let's see
son of Selena pointsky Selena peper wristfunzies and shook it from Selena. Oh

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and but wait, did he didhe write all down? He is write
it down? That's it? Ishe going to go through anybody else's or
just let's see, there's another thirtyseconds going really really fast. So again,
Oh my gosh, yess mouth wateron salsa. I think that's Jess

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my legs, yes, legs,yes, what from my mint Yess?
And Graham like to say, man, begin tell me talk back. How
many of them? Do we havetime for more talking? Yes, I'm

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pot committed at this point. Okay, Okay again, sack Town, don't
tt me read it? So Grahamlikes to say, hold my beer?
What in the world? What inthe Michael Jackson, let's go. I've
never I don't remember that one.Like gd your laughter, the laughter,

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and you're three times daily downsterscome walklooking at keep him. My gosh,
this guy okay, seems like he'sreally got this talk back thing figured out.
Yeah, yes, I'm gonnabhoy.Three seconds don't last very long.

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Don't waste thirty seconds talking about howfast the thirty seconds? Weekend, Happy
Friday? Okay, okay, that'sgot to be it, right, That
was Gang. I'm so sorry I'vegot to leave out so I think I
did Selena, Graham, Chess andcheety, but I can't leave out JV.
Hey boo boom, love you,Natasha. You guys have a good

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one. Peace. Okay, thatmade don't call him Ruben? Okay,
yeah, don't call him Ruben.And sure there's not another tone, just
seven, just seven of them.I'm glad he discovered the talk back,
all right, shout out to ruband don't call me. That we do

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every Friday morning. Cheaty's tweets ourbuddy Cheaty. She tweets a lot,
so Friday mornings, Graham does adramatic ring. I saw my psychiatrist today.
Not a bad session, Yes,slay, ment health ments, mental
health queen, mentally healthy queen,Yes, slay. What do you guys

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are allowed? Are you allowed totalk about what you talked about in the
session? Or is the first roleof rule of sessions? Don't you don't
talk about sessions? I think that'sclub. Yeah. But you know how
I said, I think I haveADHD. It turns out I don't,
So that was a good thing.Okay, did you find out what is
wrong with you? So I dohave like a Oh they said it could

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be like anxiety or depression, butit's because no, it's not. It's
not bad. It's from the elevenhours of screen time a day. Yeah,
probably, but so yeah, soit's not bad. I just have
like a focusing I have trouble focusingon stuff. So she said, that's
probably like an effect from it.So we are going to take some medication
and see how it goes from there. But yeah, wow, it's going

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good though. Ok I love that. We're happy for you. Thank you.
All right, had a bean andcheese burrito? Bad idea, Celyna,
you definitely missed this yesterday. Ionly want to bring it up so
you can get a slight recap ofit coming home. Cheeti's lactose and tolerant,

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and she ate a bean and cheeseburrito at the Santino County Fair and
then there was the faires real churningin her stomach while you were at the
fair. So we just we hada bean and cheese burrito. She almost
didn't make it home. Okay,so we're walking back. I suggest,
my stomach feels so really bad rightnow. I don't know what's going on.

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She just goes. I think Idon't think it might it might come
out. So I was like,okay, don't worries like a first one.
I didn't want to go to Jessiceu. Why not that's your stop right
there. Yes, she's a friend, that's one of your friends, wanted
to do that. I could notdo that to her. I don't did
she even invite did she even inviteyou? Yeah? We went back,

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Yeah, we went back. Wewere there for a bit, but not
at that point because she was like, Okay, I think it's I think
it's going down, like, Ithink it's better. As we kept walking
because we had a bit of awalk, yeah, walk. So by
the time we got back, Ithought she was doing better, but I
guess not. And so you'd ratherwatch your poor constipated friend go two hours
in the car suffering with a beancheese breed of wrestling around inside of your

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stomach like an angry bear. Didyou offer at that point? I thought
she was better. She's like paleand sweating, just like, yeah,
I'm fine. I guess I'll justdrive home out of the Bay Area,
all the way back to Cordelia.See why not? Why not a port
at the fair? No, itwasn't. We were like walking on her.
Yeah, we were already out ofthe fair, okay, And it
wasn't hurting in the fair. SoI was like, okay, So then

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I'm driving home and I'm not like, uh, Walnut Creek area, and
I was like, oh gosh,I gotta go now McDonald's. What did
you file a public bathroom like that? Did you buy something? I did
afterwards, I had to buy something, but I felt bad. I was

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like, I forgot whoever has tocome in here next? Yeah, I
feel bad for any human being thatwent after the in there after you for
a very long time. Did anyonego in there while you were in there?
Somebody was already in their baths?You know what? I can't you
must say. That's when you knowit's bad, even can That's when you

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like cough trying to cover it up. What would you have done if you
would have walked out and everyone's like, oh my god, it's Cheaty from
the JAD show you every morning.Man, I've been waiting out here forty
five minutes to meet you. Whathave you been doing in there? That
would be very embarrassing. I thinkI would just hide that. Wow,

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Yeah, I got that good time. That's that's a little sample of what
you missed yesterday. So much shotstuff the JV show on Wild ninety four
nine. Let's get the shout outin It's stuff from San Diego. Just
wanted to just get a shout outto my best friend. He kicks but

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his job and always picks up theslack for his coworkers, especially the ones
that make excuses for not showing upfor work because they have to go to
their kids graduation at six am inthe mornings. Air quotes, of course,
didn't mention he rocks the polo shirtslike a boss and moms love to
sign his DMS. Yeah you kicked, but buddy, thanks again, follow
you do, Graham High Good weekendguys. Wow talk back at twenty four

(08:54):
best talkback. You feel like Iwas making up excuses? Did your daughter
walk this day's precisely at six thirtyof the morning yesterday during the show?
No, it was. It wasat ten, but I had to be
there like nine ish. I hadto get ready. That took an hour.
And how that is Ryan right?Yeah, sure, I appreciate it.
I appreciate that talk back. Iappreciate that talk. Yeah, girl

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mouth. So a few weeks ago, one of the Island boys. Do
you guys know their names? Bythe way, No, no me either.
I just I just found it out. It's Frankie and Alex. Oh
what's Frankie? One's Alex. Mostpeople even know who the Island Boys are,
uh any more, I don't see. I think a lot of people
know like that they exist, nobodyknows who look like and then they're like,

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oh, I know, there's justthese two twin brothers that are covered
in tattoos. I don't know whythey're famous. I don't know what they
ever did to get all this attention, but I just know people are kind
of like grossed out by them becauseas of late, all videos they post,
they're like on each other hm oh, like once like faking the other
one's ear Like it's like it's likeit's weird. They're like weird. Yeah,

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they kiss like it's it's weird.Okay. Anyways, one of them
got pulled over a few weeks ago, ended up getting arrested. This was
in Florida because he was driving recklessly. I know, of course Florida.
He was driving recklessly at high ratesof speed in his yellow Corvette stingray and
so cops swarm in. They pullhim over, and you know, the

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the guy who Frankie gave him allof his information. Come to find out,
he gave the cops false information.He was trying to be his brother
and like gave the cops all ofhis brothers information background check. Yeah,
but they found the correct ID onhim, so like, bro, like

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you're lying to us. So hewas arrested. Turns out that he was
driving on a suspended license, whichis probably why he had to give his
brothers information. Is anybody in Floridanot driving on a suspended license? I
feel like that entire state's on asuspended licens? I know. Did I
ever tell you guys about the timethat I did? I did this though,

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maybe, but memory so, likea long time ago, I got
pulled over in San Jose. Ididn't my license was suspended. I didn't
want a ticket or I don't knowwhat was going to happen. What do
they do to you when you're drivingon a suspended license? Do they arrest
you? I didn't want to getarrested. Your well, I didn't want

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that either, So I gave themmy sister's information. Would you just pretend
like you didn't even have your licensewith you? Yeah? Oh, and
so then you're just like here,I'm just giving all my sisters information.
And so they're like, okay,let me go, Like we're gonna send
you a ticket, you just beon your way, And so I got
out of that one. Then Ididn't say anything to my family until the
ticket came. Wow, and yoursister did she think for a minute,

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Oh maybe I did get a ticket. No, she was so mad.
But then like she was so madbecause this was a ticket in her name
on her record, her insurance goesup. Yeah, but my dad had
my back. He's like, well, that's so. The sisters are four.
Like there's like she had a suspendedlicense? What else? What other
choice did she have? Are youyour life? That is the opposite reaction

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I would have as a dad,like mad and my sister for being mad
at me, Like, ye,that's what you guys are there for.
You're there for each other. No, yeah, clearly you are the favorite.
I'd be furious. Did you paythe ticket? Yeah? Okay,
but it was still a point onher record. Nobody wants that. But
at that point, yeah, shestarts complaining about you, like, no,
you you do have to pay itbecause it's in your name. I'm

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so shocked you didn't make her getpay it too, When your dad would
have been like, yes, itis in your name, so you have
to pay it. You're dad.Wow, my family after that really perhaps
to you for knowing all her informationon it. But we had the same
information, Like we looked at thesame house, like like, don't you

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have to give them like your birthdayand yeah, I know my sister's birth
Hey, some people, don't youknow that? Yeah? They don't ask
you for your Social Security number?I assume no, Like they'll ask you
like, hey, do you knowyour license number? By chance? Be
like no, like no, fu, Oh my god? Whoa who the
hell knows that? Selena? Youtake one day off and you come back

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in here and drop an F bomblive on the radio. What are you
doing? Who the heck knows thatyou know? That'll be in the podcast.
Want to hear it in the podcast. I'm sorry about that morning on
today's podcast. We're just gonna moveforward and just come to Brenda Carpenter here
Wow the JV Show on Wild ninetyfour nine. I just want to say

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to talk back that I can't waitto listen to the podcast. Just here's
the drop an F bomb because itwas live on radio. That made my
morning have a hobby Friday, Pittsburgh. I'm shock that that even happened.
I apologize. I've been doing thisfor a really long time, okay,

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and not once has that ever happenedto my entire career. Yeah, we
hit the dump button. So ifyou're listening to Live, a little piece
of the show gets what eliminated there. But if you listen to the podcast,
it will be there. And Selena, yeah fly out, just like
I cannot believe it happened to you. I think my streak is still alive.
I've got a I don't know howmany your radio street going where.

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I don't think I've ever been I'veever been dumped. Wow, I cannot
over. We are the JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm cheating Happy Friday.
It's Waldity four nine. We're talkingabout b Dobs Graham. We are
this TikTok like competitive eater. Idon't know if she like really actually competes,

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but she posts a lot of videoswhere she tries different eating challenges and
stuff. Her names Madison. Sheposted one about her trip to B Dubs
Buffalo Wild Wings. They've got theall you can eat chicken wings promotions for
I think it's twenty bucks, right, yeah, twenty bucks all you can
eat wings, and she decided thatshe was going to well. When she
sat down, she asked her waitress, what's the record, what's the most

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wings you've seen somebody eat on thispromotion, and they said twenty eight.
She's like, twenty eight. Igot that. So she camped out there
for the next twelve hours because there'sapparently no time there's no time limit on
how long you can sit there andeat your all you can eat wings.
So she stayed there for the nexttwelve hours and she ate sixty nine chicken

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wings, twenty eight. I gotto even say, twenty eight. That's
easy. I could do that.You can eat twenty eight wings, twenty
eight wings, if it's all youcan eat, and I've got an extended
amount of time to be there,how long do you think it would take
you? Because like in one sittinglike you and your family go out to
eat, you're not just eating twentyeight wings. No, But okay,
wings just aren't that big. Imean, it's just not that big of
a thing. I think over aperiod of a couple hours, I could

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do twenty eight. Now a twelvehour sixty nine that would be tough.
I do think I can do thateither. Yeah, that's a law though,
and your neck would get tired allchewing and swallowing. Come on,
hey, we're on the radio,seriously, because what do you guys think

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you could do? Seleidg you've mentionedbefore you don't think that if you go
to and all you eat wings thingyou even go past the first place?
Or of fact, I can't.I had wings literally the other night,
and I eight or nine is like, my max, what if you sat
there for multiple hours though, don'tyou start getting hungry again? Day?
Yeah, maybe I can do Idon't know, twenty five in one day

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or something. I don't know,Like I had eight or nine wings.
I was a fool for hours.But I think, like, I mean,
I even call into question, likecould I do a twelve hour sixty
nine because think about it, that'sthree meals that you're chomping on there twelve
hours. That's breakfast, lunch,and dinner. I eat a lot.
I could eat a lot at eachof those meals. That's too much.

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And look, I don't even eatthree meals a day. Sixty nine divided
by twelve that's five having three quartersall you got each hour, you just
have to eat six wings. Ican't do that, it's not that bad.
All these all you can eat everythingdoesn't matter where you go. I
feel like it's just a scam becausemost people aren't going to eat all you
can eat. No, well,they have their first serving and leave.
They want to just get you inthe door and have you buy stuff that

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has really good profit margines on there, like the soda and stuff like that.
Yeah. Yeah, I always thinkI can eat more than I actually
can, so I'll get like aten piece. Nope, can't finish it,
never can finish it. And they'rebanking on the fact that, yes,
you're not going to sit there fortwelve hours, go there and you're
going to eat a normal amount offood. Basically you're going to get full
and you're going to leave. Where'sher job? This is our job?

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Yeah, that would get boring.The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
Happy Fried Day Show. This iswhere I'm from, Altredo, wishing
my oldest happy last day of highschool, holding back to t years.
Super excaiteday graduates high school this Saturday. Shout out JJ, we love you.

(18:00):
Wow. JJ said you couldn't doit. JJ said they said you
weren't smart enough, and you didit. Graduated. Let's go not yet
Saturday tomorrow. Oh yeah, Saturday. The honest. It's all the stuff
you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows, and the

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most talked about stories happening today inthe Bay. Okay, so Jack Taylor's
restaurant getting bombed with negative reviews.You know Taylor has a restaurant. It's
like sports bar. Okay, Yeah, you know Jack Taylor. He's from
Bandy Ruhls. He's on the Valley. And this is the guy that everybody
hates. Villain. He's definitely avillain on the show. Has done a

(18:44):
lot of he seems to have noconscience. He's one of those guys that
like the psychopath. He's not verybright. I'll say that, and I'm
not like trying to be mean,but he's just he doesn't his decision making.
He just leaves you scratching your headall the time on that show.
Someone looked it up. So hehas this new sports bar, Jackson's Studio

(19:06):
City. It opened back in October. I am shocked. You guys didn't
hear about the diaper scandal. Somebodyfound a diaper in their food. No,
So back in April, there wasa video that's disgusting. There's a
video that went viral of Jack's changinghis son's diaper on the bar, and
that video went crazy. Everyone wasso like disgusted that even the health department

(19:27):
had to come and like investigate thesports bar. No, I don't know,
you don't do that. You don'tdo that, But I mean,
think of all the gross, disgustingthings that everybody's hands have touched that are
then touching that bartop. I don'tever put anything down on the bar top.
Wash your hands after you're touching thebar top. Thousands of people are
touching that thing. Yeah, butyou don't get a busy bar, set

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your baby on top and change theirdiaper in the middle of the sports bar
on the bar. I've seen itall bartending. I've never seen it.
I've never seen anybody change a diaper. But people put their dogs up on
the bar top, and you knowit's growth. People will do all kinds
of gross things on the bar top. All right. Well, now,
if you go to the bar's pageon Yelp, everyone is talking about how
awful the service is there. Thefood takes forever to come out, the

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staff is hello, rude, thefood is barely edible, and the bar
is just like randomly closed throughout theday. They just close it at random
times, so it's like you neverknow when it's actually going to be open
and you can go inside. Okay, but are you believing these reviews?
Are people just bombing it for that? My assumption is that because he's now

(20:32):
breaking up either divorced or already Idon't know if it's already gone through or
divorcing his wife, Brittany, whopeople love on that show. She's a
sweet, down home country girl Britney. She just wants to hang out and
make some of her me and Mom'sbeer cheese. That was one of her
business ideas in one episode of Brules, They want to make me and MAM's
beer cheese. You know. It'slike people love her, and then he

(20:53):
cheated on her allegedly and now they'renow they're separated. Yeah, are people
just leaving these views just based onthat? Which the kind of fell like
you're messing with somebody's livelihood and they'rethat, you know, like they're starting
a business. Whether or not youlike the person, just don't go,
don't support their business, don't spendyour dollars there if you don't like them.
But I'm not mad at it.He's a bad person. This is

(21:15):
your karma. He is a badperson. I'll get But I don't know
these negative I've always hated review sitesbecause people rarely go out of their way
to write a review when they havejust a good time somewhere. People only
write review when they have an exceptionallylike the best time ever, or primarily
because humans are negative. They goto write negative reviews when something doesn't go

(21:37):
their way, or they didn't getthe service that they wanted or whatever.
Negative reviews hurt small businesses, true, unfairly. I just care less when
it's him. You know he's acancer. Yeah oh wait, so wait,
you can't make assumptions about somebody basedon their astrological side. He still
fits the criteria of a cancer.What. I don't know. I'm like

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dumbfounded. I thought for sure,if somebody had a certain traits, you
could assume what signe they were.Man, Yeah we could, we just
didn't have all the information. Yeah, yeah, got so. Brittany Spare's
ex husband has been cast in areality show. Have you guys heard of
the Traders on Peacock? Oh?I've seen something about that, but I

(22:21):
haven't actually watched the show, justas our peacocker. Yeah, so you're
gonna need to watch this when itcomes out, Jess, and let us
know how this all plays out.It's a competition show where twenty one celebrities
I'm using air quotes there compete ina series of missions to try to earn
a cash prize. So it's justbeen announced that Brittany's ex Sam is going

(22:41):
to be on the show, alongwith Tom Sandoval from Vandy Ruhl. Dude,
stop something, desperate anything, allthese stupid shows. Nobody cares.
What are you doing? Chris Ellefrom Selling Sunset, She's gonna be on
the show. I really like her. Yeah, but I guess a celebrity
I use air quotes, well,I guess Tom sound Tom Sandoval by now

(23:03):
because he's become such a household namefor cheating on someone on another reality show.
Yeah, I guess he's probably likeone of the bigger, more well
known names, probably the only nameI would recognize on here. But I
guess Brittany's team has responded like herlike. Sources are saying that Brittany does
not want her name mentioned whatsoever,negative or positive, do not talk about

(23:23):
me. So Sam's gonna have tolike try to win the competition by being
himself, Like, cannot reference Brittanyat all. How is that a thing?
He's living his truth, He's justliving life. He was married,
Yeah, he was married to BritneySpears. Well, unless there's some kind
of like cease and assist maybe itwas in their divorce or something like that.
You can't talk about me publicly,that's the thing. Maybe. Yeah,
Oh that's crazy. We shall see. I mean, the only reason

(23:45):
he's going to be in the showis because he dated her, So I
feel like she kind of had thatpower. So he doesn't want you to
mention her. Then find your ownname, Graham, what do you have
in trending? All right, now'syour chance to own an iconic piece of
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you guys, And if you havea Measley six point five million dollars line

(24:06):
around, this house can be yours. Seventeen oh nine Broaderick Street was used,
we know, in the intro ofthe very popular eighty sitcom Full House,
but the inside of the house wasnever used in any of the scenes
of the show. The house isthree seven hundred and thirty seven square feet.
It sold last for four million dollarsback in twenty sixteen. That's probably
when we talked about it last.I think it may have come up for
sale again another time. But it'sbeen totally they say, totally renovated by

(24:30):
world renowned architects. Oh wow.The listing says, listen to this,
you guys. Cast members handprints arequote negotiable in this sale and can be
discussed with any verified buyer. Doyou guys want you buy the full house
house? Do you want the one? They like? Like? Did they
put their handprints in the concrete andthe patio of the backyard? I don't
get it. Where are the handprints? That's yeah? Does it come with

(24:52):
the house or no? Order?They dip their hands in paint and stick
them on the wall on the backif they can take them away. If
it's like negotiable, I'm like,so do I have to pay extra?
And if you don't buy them?Are they cutting a hole in their concrete
patio and taking them out? Gettinga FOURK left? We're taking these with
us. I don't imagine the castwaiting out back for the concrete to be
poured, and they're like putting theirhands in it like the kids do.

(25:15):
Family. Well, baby, Idon't know. Would you guys ever want
to live though, in a housethat you know a lot of people are
going to be stopping by. No, we're out there taking pictures of that
place every day and night, everysingle day of the year. It'd be
obnoxious. That would be crazy annoying. All right, thank you Graham The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Guys, my eye is still twitching.

(25:37):
It has been like four days now. I'm getting worried. What is
coming your way? Keep on twitching, sister, keep twitching Small for nine
at the Base number one Hit MusicStage the JV Show with you on a
Friday, I'm selina, I'm I'mcheating before we get to what the believe?
It's National donut so go get yourselfa free donut today from Crispy and

(26:00):
they have no purchase necessary wish.I always love when people do this,
use a shout a National Donut Dayand we don't have any donuts of our
own to eat. Wow, youshould have brought some in right, You
were the one share in the DonutDay news. What happened. Hey,
the day's not over yet. It'strue, true, So I can just
walk in there, don't to buyanything, Just give him a free donuts
pretty much. I love that forus. All Right, this is our

(26:23):
game. What where you can wina JB show Chuck Mug. That's going
to be the first person to guesstoday's bleeped outward in today's clip as always
leave your guest is on the talkbackMichael the free iHeartRadio app. First person
to get it right wins. It'seasy as that. You guys ready for
today's clip. I took the biggestwhen I was younger. Sometimes I wonder

(26:45):
how I didn't get injured more.Well, it can hurt. You can
get hurt. That's why you canget hurt. Okay, think about first
of all, this is a familyshow. That bleeped out word is something
clean, very clean, squeaky clean. In fact, think about what that
word is. You want to winthat JV show, Chugmunk, So whip
out your iHeart Radio app, leaveus a talkback, leave us your name,

(27:07):
your city, and then your guests. You got to be the very
first correct answer of the morning towin that mug. Yesterday Selena. Yes,
so you were out yesterday so manypeople had it correct. Yesterday people
were on it, so many peopledidn't get the shout out hardly anybody,
because I was doing all the workwhile you were slacking. And tell me
I was at my daughter's sixth gradepromotion. Thank you very much. That's
what I said. Anyways, Andso we'll see if everybody's on it today.

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Yesterday people were on it nice.Well let's do it again today.
Leave those guests on the talk back. We'll play him next the JV Show
on Wild ninety four to nine.So we're playing our game what where you
can win some JV show merge ourofficial JV show chug mug. All I
gotta do is be the first personto guest today's bleeped out word correctly.

(27:51):
Every morning seven o' five, weplay a clip. If you ever want
to leave a guest, do thaton the iHeartRadio app using that talk back
mike. If you are just tuningin, here's today's clip. Took the
biggest when I was younger. SometimesI wonder how I didn't get injured more.
Probably should have seen a doctor aboutthat. We're big. Hey,
this is a family Okay, let'skeep it clean. All right, let's

(28:14):
go to some of the guesses.Happy Friday show is Andrew from sunny Ville?
Is the missing word? Paul Agood day? Oh that's a good
day. That is the far andaway number one guess that's coming in right
now. Do you have like bigfloppy, awkward feet, big floppy fall
energy is what you said? Didyou always have that growing up? No?
I well, I mean I probablyalways had large feed. I don't

(28:36):
like anybody you as a kid withthese huge feet and you're just tripping over
it. But I'm not a clumsy. I'm not a very clumsy person.
Very coordinated, okay, you know. In fact, I'm the most coordinated
person you've ever met. Selena reallydon't believe that. Oh, good morning,
Joanna from Antica. I want toguess that the bleeped out word is
leap. Have a great day.Leap leaps? Oh were you like leap

(29:00):
around as a kid? You know, I used to compete in the high
jump and the long jump change didyou really? Yes? And so my
ability to leap very it was good. You think you still got it?
No, I don't, because Iyou know, I used to be able
to dunk a basketball and now Igo and I you know, I can
touch the rim. But there's like, how did I used to get up
there and dunk that ball. Hey, I'm Savannah from Hayward, and I

(29:22):
think the answer is tumble. Bigdumbles are just tumbling around somersault see all
over the way, similar to fall, similar to fall. No again,
not the clumsiest person. All right, We'll continue to leave those guesses on
the talkback Mike on the Free iHeartRadioapp. We'll play more of them next
the JV show on Wild ninety fournine. Wish in you a happy Friday.
Right now we're playing are what thebleep game? Where someone gonna be

(29:45):
winning a JV show Chug Mug.Here's how this game works. Every morning
seven oh five, we play aclip. That clip does have a bleeped
out word. You just got toguess what that bleeped out word is,
and if you're the first person toget it right, that is how you
win. As always, leave thoseguesses on the talk Mike on the free
iHeartRadio app. In case you arejust tuning in, here's today's clip.
I took the biggest when I wasyounger. Sometimes I wonder how I didn't

(30:08):
get injured more. Only one ruleto this game. It's a family show
again. Hurt. We all know, we've all been there. We've all
been there. I hurt. Ithurts, no comment. Hey guys,
Happy Fridays. It's Brittany and amI in San Jose. We think to
believe that word is tackles like footballtackles. I love cheaty O G.

(30:37):
Do you want to give a shoutout to Brittany and my your biggest fans.
Yeah, shout out to you guys. Thank you so much. I
appreciate it. That was That's notthe correct answer. I know I did
not play tackle football. I wastoo little. What do you mean you
were too little? I was.I didn't really hit my grosspurt until later
in high school. I was prettysmall. No wow, Good Morning JV
Show. This is Erma from Conqueredand my guess is backpack. Thank you,

(31:02):
have a great weekend. Took thebiggest backpack. Nope, nope,
nope, just carried a normal sizeone. Although, like I said,
I was pretty small when I wasgoing into high school, so that backpack
probably seemed very large than me.Good Morning JV Show. This is David
out in Richmond. I think themissing word is to die. He took
the biggest dive when he was young. All right, I had a great

(31:23):
day and a weekend as well.Oh thank you climber. You were a
life guard. Very big dive.Yeah. I used to jump off a
lot of big leg cliffs and highdives and stuff like that. Yeah,
no dives. Not injured during himOnly one time I was showing off and
I tried to do a back flipone and a half with a full twist.
I used to be able to doa lot of like what the heck
is that you can do all thosethings? Yeah? And I tried to

(31:45):
do one off this cliff at thisplace, Red Rock near Santa Barbara,
and I took the biggest flop onmy side you'd ever. I mean,
I slapped the water so hard.That was one where you take inventory to
make sure all your stuff's still attacked. It hurt, Oh man, it
hurts. Hi. My name isKira from Tracy and I think the bleep

(32:05):
dot word for today is risks.I took the biggest risks. Thank you
guys, have a good morning.Good yeah, correct today's clip unbleeped.
I took the biggest risks when Iwas younger. Sometimes I wonder how I
didn't get injured more. I thinkabout that a lot. I mean,
we did a lot of Maybe risksis not the right word, Maybe dumb

(32:27):
stuff is better term for it,cause I don't know the stuff that I
used to do. And again,you know, we'd go hike these like,
you know, lakes that had thesehuge clips and we would jump off
them into the water and all thisstuff and try flips. And I just
I've done a lot of stuff.When I look back and and I think
about my son doing those same things. Uh uh uh uh. You don't
do that for me. It's likethe places I used to go and the

(32:50):
people I was with, How didnothing awful happen to me? You who
knows? We're happy to be here. We're happy to be here. With's
some shout out first and foremost toKira out of Tracon, what's up?
Kiara said, get yourself that chugmug and then posted to the Facebook marketplace
and said and Selena that there wasone up. We talked about it yesterday.
Was on for the low low priceof fifty dollars on the Facebook marketplace.

(33:13):
Then the price got slashed due tolack of demand, down to thirty
dollars. Thirty dollars, and whenI checked back this morning, it was
gone. So maybe somebody snagged itat that thirty dollars price point, So
there was the chug Munk price.Market has been reset at thirty bucks.
All right, A couple of yougot the correct answer this morning. I
was surprised more people didn't get thisone. A lot of people on the
gusts fall, which was not thecorrect answer, but Risks was correct.

(33:37):
Janelle and San Leandro had to correct, not quite fast enough though, so
are our buddy Tark and Brentwood wasup, Tark, what's up? Have
a good weekend, my man.Jessica and Oakley had it correct. An
Amy from somewhere I coudn't understand whereshe said about. Amy had a correct
as well, but again not quitefast enough. But we'll do it again
on Monday, right, Yes,oh yeah, I have a chance to

(33:57):
win. Nice. I remember whenyou do win, check your email,
hopefully you still have access to it. It's going to be the one that's
associated with your iHeart. That meansit's your hotmail. Make sure you're able
to check that for your chug mugGraham. What else do you have here?
Uh? Can I give a coupleof shout outs so we have time
for that because I'm just make sureI squeeze these in twelve year olds and
my dms. You guys, twelveyear olds and my dms. That's creepy.

(34:20):
Yeah, just dating facts and sayshe here's the DM, I'll read
it. Says, Hey, I'mtwelve years old. We've been listening to
the show ever since I was born. But it's my mom Ziada's birthday on
June seventh. It would mean theworld to her if you gave her a
happy birthday and her special day.Thanks. We miss JV so much.
But you guys are doing great andthat is from Zach, so happy happy
birthday. Yeah, thank you guysfor listening so long. Got another DM

(34:43):
here, says what's up, GarumGram Graham? He says, I don't
understand how people misspell your name,Graham. Can you shout out my kids,
Olivia and Vivian tomorrow. We listenevery morning on the way to school
and Friday is their last day ofschool. And Hayward love dead. So
Olivia, Olivia and Vivian have agreat last day of school. But really

(35:06):
that's a good point. Yeah,do we have another shot out or no?
It's it. Actually there's more comingup, don't worry. Oh yeah,
the m the last couple of days. Yes, the JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine. Happy Friday. All right, let's go to the
phones. Hi. Who do wehave on the line? Hi? My
name is Nancy. Hey Nancy.How's it going this morning? Pretty good?

(35:29):
Pretty good so far? Just wantmy way to work? Good?
Well, hopefully you can win thesetickets. It's four to check out ice
cubes, bake three masth iye,Nancy, we got to ask for us
because it is Friday. Any funplans for the weekend? What are you
doing? I'm actually working? Ohthen there's that. All right, We're
just gonna get straight to the game. Then. Sorry, this will be

(35:50):
the most fun part of your weekendright here? Yeah, enjoy probably probably
alright. So here's how this works. We're gonna ask you four trivia questions.
If you get three correct, ticketsare yours? So here is question
number one. The very last Blockbustervideo store is in what US state?

(36:12):
I wanted? Oh my goodness,I think Oregon. You got it there
in Bend, Oregon. Very wellknown and famous store. I think they're
only reason they stayed in business isbecause they've gone count of viral has been
the last one. Otherwise my bucket. I want to know Selena's top tourist
destination. She wants to go therewith all places to go? Okay,

(36:36):
all right? Question number two,what is the name of the Oakland A's
elephant mascot? Oh my god,I'm not into the Oakland A's nobody is
I'm kidding, well, they're notthe Oakland A's anymore in my mind.
I don't know. Take a guy, what would you name an elephant pasty?

(37:07):
Oh my god, I was like, why would you name an elephant
that tasty? The elephant I likethe hafty? Uh No, the Oakland
A's elephant mascot's name is Stomper.Stomper. Okay, all right, I
would name my elephant peanuts. Ithink that's a cute peanuts. Yeah,
all right. Here's question number three. What part of the cinnamon tree becomes

(37:30):
the spice? What part of cinnamon? Yeah? Do you know what part
we use for like cinnamon sticks?Yeah, you've ever seen those in the
in the jar. I would saythat's a good guess. But the bark

(37:52):
of the tree, those little thingsrolled the piece of the bark rolled up
in those little spice jars. Allright, question number four, I think
you'll get this one. A zoologistis a person that studies what if you
say, zoos, I quit outof boarding bad. You didn't quite wind

(38:17):
all right? So it was thehell of the truck. It fun good.
We're glad you enjoyed it. Thankyou so much for being on this
morning and playing. I'm gonna putyou on hold, so don't hang up.
Chet is going to talk to youfrom the next room. We hope
you have an amazing weekend. Nicetalking to Thank you you guys too,
Thank you, thank you. Ohthat was fun. Grant. We have

(38:38):
some shout out. We do lotsof shout outs. My dms have been
on fire this week. Here's oneDad slide and the dms our daughter on
you. Lannie is getting promoted forthe fifth grade tomorrow. We're so proud
of her. That's from mom Joyand Dad Michael. But the fun I
got another one says can you pleaseshot out my boys Jackson JJ for finishing
up their first year of high schoolin middle school. This is from their

(38:58):
mom Ysenity Yessenia, excuse me,congratulations, Yeah, I don't care.
I got. Another one says,hey, can we give a shout out
to Alexandra for graduating kindergarten? Congratslove mom, dad and Steven. That's
from Tiffany, But who cares Igot? Says can you do a shout
out for my son Adolfo Ruiz?He has his fifth grade promotion from James

(39:20):
Monroe Elementary School in San Leandro.We listen to you guys every morning our
way to school and thanks. That'sfrom momm Carolina or Carolina. Congratulation graduating
today or this weekend. Nice job, I did it. Everyone said you
couldn't, but you. Yeah,get out in that world and go do
things. But don't try to buyout because it's too expensive, that the

(39:42):
interest rates are too high. Don'tgo to the grocery story there because inflation
there. Go drive yet. Yeah, don't even try to get a job
because like the interview process right nowis brutal. They're going to make you
a bunch of assignments and not payyou, and then they won't even give
you the job. And don't geta job because I mean staying at home
is better. Yeah, just stayhome with mom and dad. Yes,
we really bucked up the graduating class. There that world by the you know

(40:06):
what and get out there the JVShow on Wild ninety four to nine.
We are the JV Show. Beforewe get to today's Hot is Trending super
quick shout out. I wanted toplay this off the talkback, but it
was really really hard to hear inthe talkback. But it was a daddy
wanted to shout out his little buddyMatthew, who is graduating from kindergarten today.
Say they listen to us every dayon their drive from Hollister to I

(40:27):
believe San Jose. So congrator Matthewfor graduating. That's a big deal.
That's also a good point. That'strue. Hottest it's all the stuff you
need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most
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(40:49):
A half court basketball back in Oaklandon June fifteenth, Tickets on so
now at Big three dot com,slash tickets. So the real life Martha
from Baby Reindeer right suing Netflix.Her name is Fona Harvey. If you
don't know about this show, it'sabout like a stalker chick and it's based
on true events, which is whyit went so viral. So Richard Gadd
is the person who she stalked,and he claimed Martha sent him over forty

(41:14):
one thousand emails, left three hundredand fifty hours worth of voicemail, oh,
seven hundred and forty four tweets,forty six Facebook messages, one hundred
and six pages of letters, andalso sent him a bunch of weird gifts.
Who has time to do that?Apparently we have to return one email
to my own boss and she's crackedout like thousands. Yeahow. So the

(41:37):
thing is she ever since the showin viral, she's been denying that she
is actually a stalker. You know, She's been out doing interviews and whatnot,
and she doesn't appreciate how she wasportrayed on the show. So now
she's filed a lawsuit against Netflix seekingat least one hundred seventy million dollars in
damages. She's suing for defamation andintentional infliction of emotional distress, among other

(42:00):
things. The lawsuit states that herlife has been ruined by the show and
Netflix and Richard Gadd, the guywho's made these claims, destroyed her reputation,
her career, and her life.What do you think. I go
back and forth about what about herlife being ruined because I'm assuming everywhere she

(42:20):
goes she's not recognized, but shealso kind of out on herself. Yeah,
you're the one that signed up tostart doing interviews. I know.
That's where it kind of gets tricky. Also, when you ask for some
incredibly large sum of money, liketo me, I think in the public
perception is it loses some of itsdoesn't it just lose some of its credibility
when someone asks for one hundred andeight, Like if she'd asked for five

(42:43):
million dollars, I'd be like,yeah, you know what, that's probably
about the game, about the principleshe's been slandered here, you know,
and if this is we're only hearingone side of this Netflix thing, and
she didn't you know, want hername out there whatever, you know what
I mean? Look, at leastit's slightly more believable when you ask for
one hundred What did she want?What does she want? One hundred and
seventy we fe hundred and seventy milliondollars. I'm kind of like, now,

(43:04):
it just seems like a money grapYeah, you're trying to Netflix responded
this morning, and I'm completely ontheir side. They said, we intend
to defend this matter vigorously and tostand by Richard Gadd's right to tell his
story, which is all he did. And he he didn't include her name.
He didn't, he didn't do anything. Ye yeah, stuff like she
was completely protected. Not his faultthat, you know, viewers they started
internet sleuthing, and I mean webecame the stalkers. Yeah, also his

(43:30):
fault. What I think is interestingin public perception about this is if it
was if the gender roles were reversedand it was a guy stalking a woman
and this woman is telling this story, we would all everybody would be like,
we stand, we believe her,we stand with her, you know.
But when it's the other way around, it seems like it's just like
a little bit different. Interesting.I don't know, doesn't seem a little

(43:51):
less serious. I know, right, you're right, you know, like
it was the other way aroun throwthat guy in jail. Instill's hilarious.
Oh my, I mean not.He'll larious, so we should be taking
this very seriously. But you're right, Graham. All right, So a
sources claiming that ticket sales prove Jlo'stour was canceled for personal reasons and not
lackluster sales. So this source,supposedly, it's supposedly one of Jelo's friends

(44:15):
talked to The Daily Mail and saidthat Jlo canceled her tour to save her
marriage. That Jaylo is willing tomake any sacrifice, including giving up being
j Lo, to save what shehas, because she doesn't want to end
up divorced and alone like Madonna.Jesus say explicitly, that's what the source
said. She's issued a statement andin it she says she does not want

(44:37):
to end up like Madonna. Believeshe's tired. I think she said that
too. I'd be mad if myfriend was telling all the blogs that I
said that. So supposedly there wasa struggle to sell tickets in the beginning,
which I think we all kind ofknew about. But now again,
allegedly tickets were seventy eight percent soldout, So the source is saying that

(44:57):
proves that it was not because oflackluster sales a tour was doing just fine
that it was because of personal reasons. She wanted to be a family.
I wonder, I mean, youwonder if it's a combination of things.
Probably was. If every show wassold out. We talked about that before.
If the headlines where every show soldout, she'd be there. It's
just different, you know. Iwas reading an article the other day about
how there are so many artists,not just Jlo, experiencing the same thing

(45:21):
on these tours. They're having todial back venue sizes and stuff. It's
just concerts are really expensive. People'smusical interests are so fragmented right now.
People are fans of different groups.Somebody loves this TikTok band, other people
have never heard of them. There'sless consensus about you got to go see
this concert. I don't know,it's just different. It's just different times
in the concert world. So she'snot the only one that's seen you know,

(45:43):
lackluster or you know, ticket salesthat normally you'd figure, oh,
she's going to sell out every day. It's just timber Timberlake was the same
things happened to him and a lotYes and Coachella, same thing, you
know, it's just a thing.Taylor, Swift and Beyonce are like the
outliers, Like it's hard to findan artist that can do what they've done
nowadays because other people just can't.Graham, let's squeeze in one of your

(46:07):
stories, right, another mountain lionsigned you guys never get the alert sound
effects. Slenna, you were outyesterday. I did hear about it.
They talked about this. Yeah,there were multiple sightings on Wednesday of the
mountain lion in sansaniar Ella Drive andwar Admiral Way. Uh, this big
cat was seen walking through a bunchof people's yards. Well, there was
another sighting yesterday, this one nearKelly Park. Again, they say,

(46:30):
we're not sure if it's the samemountain lion. Probably is, but we're
not sure because they've been unable tolocate the big cat in any of these
incidents. We know there was lastweek's sightings of a mountain lion roaming around
Milpitis. Again, they weren't ableto capture that one or locate that one,
so we don't know if it's thesame one or there's just mountain lions
everywhere right now. But if youdo see a mountain lion run the other

(46:51):
way, no walk away? Slowlycalled nine one one, Yeah, streaming
it the JV Show on Wild ninetyfour nine. The JV Show. Here,
I'm Selena, I'm just I'm cheatyand Elvis I am in the studio.
Yes, yeah's hold on a second, it sounds familiar. How to

(47:17):
clear my throat? Yeah? Elvis, what's up? Guys? Hey,
how's it going? What's up?Buddy? Miss you buddy? Yeah?
We aren't you in the studio here? You took my seat. There's only
so many seats in the sky.I've taken more than that, like virginity
two years ago, Family Show whathappened? But no, idiot, I
meant mental virginity. Yes, thatgoing, you idiots. Look, we're

(47:40):
a bunch of zichos on the show, and I think everyone listening is it
goes too. That's why they listenedto us. We appreciate that. But
look, if you're new to theJV Show, you don't know Elvis.
Elvis was Jab's longtime partner. Theydid the Doghouse together for years and he's
a very close friend of the JVShow. Yes, well not really,
you guys. Never Sometimes I'm like, okay, that's fine if you want

(48:02):
to lie on the air. We'reclose friends. No we're not. We're
not. We're not. It's kindof like moving on. Who are you?
I don't know. Yeah, Ionly built this building with an AX
and hammer. Good God. Anyway, So I think very exciting that you
would like to share. Yeah,so I was contacted lately or probably mid

(48:24):
last year. The doghouse is actuallyup for the Bay Area Radio Hall of
Fame. Really, No, Iknow, I knew JV. We were
trying to get him in. Butthey're trying to get you in there.
No, what do you mean trying? What do you mean you're trying?
That's not gonna happen. All Icared, But to be quite honest,
here, all I care is thathe gets in. That's all that matters
to me. I've been in contactwith multiple people, Thank you, John

(48:45):
Evans, thank you, Dana Jang, and multiple people saying this is what's
going on is a bit of adeal because you got to join the California
Historical Radio Association. Yeah I didn't. I don't know. I guess it
is. And then you've got heldElvis's mom's basement. My mom's been dead

(49:06):
since twenty two thousand and six,too soon, But yeah, we're up
for the Barrier Radio Hall of Fame. The voting goes till June thirtieth,
and then the announcement, I'll comeI'm gonna come back to Okay, that's
something. How did how did thiscome about? Because when we tried to
get JB and then it was ahole back and forth year before and the

(49:27):
Hall of Fame, Yeah, theywhimped out and they wouldn't come on the
air with us to talk about it, and then the Bay Area listeners went
after those pis. You were kindof being with them for a while.
Here's the deal. It was toolate, I guess as far as twenty
twenty three. No, but Itried. I tried to get us,
say find here. Why are weworried about little radio by laws and deadline

(49:50):
extenuating circumstances? What happened last year? We got back the rules just one
year radio? Because these are almostripped on them. No, I don't.
They're careful. They're Sony Walkman's andthey you know, they they listen
to like old teen in on theirHam radio. I'm Casey casm. It's
another top forty dedication. Uh huh, yeah, so that's an who really

(50:10):
old reference there? Yeah, Iknow you know you haven't gotten it in
years? What what happened? Ohso listen. July twentieth is the announcement.
It's going to be an Alameda.I posted it on my Instagram Radio
underscore, Elvis Radio Underscore, ElvisRadio underscore, Elvas Is it all one
word? He's going, don't worryabout that. So the the announcement will

(50:34):
be July twentieth. They're having somebig event where you got to you know,
I bring I guess it's a potlights. Bring your own meat love,
don't let your meat loaf. Nowhere's the thing is that potlucks are the
worst. I'm not I don't haveto. I want to be there,
you know, I want to bethere, and it's going to be dork
fast. So I got to figureout exactly trust their food. No,

(50:55):
I'm not going to eat their food. It's going to be like coff hair
and yeah hair insight, old mayonnaise, potato salad. Screw that. You're
gonna have to give a speech atthis thing. I know if they I
mean, if they want me to, I will because look, you guys
there's no way you guys, ifyou don't get in this year. I

(51:16):
mean, I mean how California HistoricalRadio Society is what I mean. But
how could you? How could younot? So yeah, I mean I
would be beyond defended. I wasoffended last year when everything went down and
they I know you were, because, yeah, you were pissed. I
really thought it was wrong. Whatthey did was wrong. So I look,

(51:37):
I'm back on board. I ofcourse want to see JV in.
He he belongs to be in hiscoattails on the way in. Really,
I think it was the doghouse withElvis and JV forever. So there's that.
No listen, Graham, you're partof why we're going in there,
dude. Okay, you're part ofthat. Big Joe is part of that.
Everybody that was part of the show, Hollywood, Ruthie, Rachel,

(52:00):
that's the thing. It was anincredible team and you're part of that,
dude. So don't you know,maybe you're gonna show up with me and
we'll like eat potitus out together andhold hands. Yeah, should go by.
It's an alama. It's like it'sit's a whole day affair ago And
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say, what time is the announcement? Oh,

(52:20):
ten o'clock. Great, I'm gonnabe there from nine fifty eight to
ten oh three. So all asudden, the thing a tough ofware with
my mom's potatoes hair. If you'rejust shut up, you're just tuning in.
We have Elvis in from the Doghousewith JV. You know his old
radio show before the JV Show,The Doghouse up for the Bay Area.
Yeah, bayar were nominated for theBay Area Radio Hall of Famer. Right

(52:44):
now, do we get to vote? What is that process? That?
The process is You've got to payforty bucks because people were just racked,
damning it. Yeah, people were. People were like, I mean,
I was looking at the people inthere, and I'm not ripping it,
but I go, who are thesepeople? You went off? And I
was in this it's a good point. It's just a bunch of nobody's bus.
But JV deserves to be in there, damn it, you know,

(53:05):
And that's all that I care about. Five minute two than good for me.
And don't think I'm not going toleverage that. If you're in your
Radio Hall of Famer, Elvis that'sgonna be my I'm gonna change my name
to that. Legally, he's alreadybusiness calls because I have all the info
on your ig, which is whatagain radio underscore Elvis. And by the

(53:28):
way, I work for smart tabDot. My god, if you are
a bar, restaurant, nightclub.Next on the JV Show, something new,
it's our chug Wheel the JV Showon Wild ninety four nine. Normally
we do something called the JV ShowChug Wheel right here, but we've got
a bit of a case to handle. You guys, Welcome in to another

(53:50):
edition of the JV Show Court,real people, semi real cases, and
questionable judgments. The Honorable Judge Elviswill be presiding over today's case. Thank
you very much, Graham. Thisis the People versus Jesse and the case
of the Faked bit. Come toorder. Sit down, everybody. Court
is now in session, your honor. I will be making today's opening statement

(54:14):
on behalf of all JV Show listenersin this case. JV Show listeners have
come to expect one thing on thisshow, and that is real. It's
authentic. It's real emotions, reallaughs, and none of these phony radio
segments like other shows do, whichis why we the people are filing two
charges against two charges. Okay,up for faking her part of the JV

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Show's newest segment, the Chug Wheel, and then for lying about it afterwards.
That's the second count. Jess wasgiven one assignment, go talk to
a random person on the street,a random person, ask them a handful
of questions for the game. Bringus back that audio. It's about one
minute long. So she talked toa random person. Then, of course,
not well off a bit last Friday, when I recognize the very distinct

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voice being played on our airwaves whowas purportedly a guy named Michael. I'm
using quotes around that, and Iinstantly recognized that voices belonging to a member
of our very own Wild ninety fournine Street team, Abraham, great guy.
By the Wow you got him whenyou completed this segment. I asked
Jess off the air, Hey,was that the guy from our street team?
And she said, no, Idon't know what you're talking about.

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It wasn't until nearly an hour laterthat during cross examination, she finally admitted
to the fakery and said, quoteshe was very busy that day, and
that quote, there were no peopleon the street to be interviewed. Interesting,
No people on the street in acity of seven million. Okay,
just check out. The people wouldlike to call their first witness in this
case. Again, you listening.You are the jurors in this case,

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so you can leave a talkback oncethe case, once you've heard all the
entire trial, say guilty or notguilty. We, of course, the
people are seeking a guilty verdict andthe maximum punishment in this case, which
is a spin of the chug wheeland a chug of whatever it lands on.
We, the people would like tocall cheaty to the standards the first

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dad, please step up, andyou promised to tell the whole truth,
the whole truth and all that stuff. I promise, Just do it.
Don't lie, cheaty. First question, are you actually playing the downstairs DJ
three times a day? No?Remember you're under no lie. That is
too much time during the day.No, I don't. I don't know.

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We're talking about that the downstairs DJA little bit downstairs? Yeah,
all right for that. I don'tknow what he's talking about yet. I'll
draw you later, Elvis. Nextquestion, Well, if it was funny,
i'd laugh. Objection. No,it's my court. Oh sorry,

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Yeah. Did you go with JessMay thirtieth, that's a Thursday to the
streets to record a bit? Wereyou there? Yes? Were there?
In fact, no people on thisstreets to talk. No people in the
streets empty, not a person insight. Tumble wheet. There was a
couple of people, but they werevery busy. They were walking very fast,
and you didn't think about going toan area where there were people.

(57:10):
You're making a little extra effort growinga backbone. No, okay, leave
that day. I had to leave. I had bigger things to do than
the show that I get paid for. Okay, got it? Okay?
How long would you say you wereout there with Jess attempting to catch some
audio that was only going to belike a minute long, like like maybe
like ten minutes, fifteen fifteen minutes? Show? Okay, extra effort,

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Okay, great people? Yeah?Okay? And uh do you play the
downstairs DJ twice the day? Whatis the downstairs DJ? I don't know
what the hell you got it?Elvis is something lay you buy herself?
Oh? I see, oh yeah, I see click a yes, downstairs
a chicka a chicken? There wego. Okay, I didn't know this.

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I didn't know what this whole downstairsDJ, he's learning something it is,
okay, yeah, remember you areaware. I don't know. Criminate
myself appointed to you get final question. Did you in fact lie to Graham
when he asked you directly whether ornot that audio with staged or faith?

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Let me remind you you are underoath chet I plead the fifth Oh,
no, you have to answer.It is my court. You need to
answer that question. Yes, Criminatethe lawyer. Okay, then you are
getting locked up. You're getting lockedup, and I don't know. I'm
gonna throw away the key. Allright, cheety, you are dismissed.

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Thank you. Do you want totip back anything you said about then you
want to update in your statements,which is not don't even know where this
rumor came from. We the people, you're honor horrible Judge Elvis. We'll
start to call our final witness handand that is Jess. Okay, the

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defendant. Great, do you promiseto tell the truth, the whole truth
and all that other garbage? Yes? Okay, great, Jess? Did
you stage this bit? Grab audiofrom someone that was not a random stranger
on the street. I'd like tostate into evidence that when we had first
he answers yes or no, it'sa yes or no answer, overruled something
sustained to answer the question, Sowe'll let me answer. Then, So

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when I ask somebody on the streetor not, I say, if you
want to say your name, goahead. If you want to say a
different name, go ahead, becauseI don't want to put people into in
an awkward situation of them not wantingto be on the radio. Answer the
question was sustain the thing. Idon't know. I don't even know the
other I don't know what the otherone is even Yeah, sustained. Let

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my witness speak, thank you orwait? Is that my no? We
don't have any answertorney yes injection duringshe's her own attorney. All right.
I was under the impression that Icould ask anybody. I mean, that
is somebody that lives here in theBay Area. Injection your honor random person
on the street does not imply anemployee of iHeartMedia. Another thing I'd like

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to stay into evidence is that weagain did go out and try to ask
somebody. There were a lot often minutes trying overall attention or whatever.
You guys, where were you guys. Oh, you guys were already home.
Don't worked their way up these careers. Actually we were still that.

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I just thought, I just said, I just said google that hearsay here
say your honor, thank you.Okay, what's the audio from someone that
worked here and it is one ofour promo promotions. I rest my case.
Is that not a person that theyare? Everybody listening right now,
iHeartRadio app, open up the talkbackfuture. You can you can weigh in

(01:01:07):
with a guilty don't tell us totallynot in my court room. Guilty or
not guilty? Verdict the JV showon Wild ninety four nine. Court is
in session. All right, wethe people presented a case. If you're
just tuning in of the faked bitthe people verse, jes see, in
the faked bit, you recorded someaudio purportedly with somebody on the street named

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Michael. It turns out it wasour buddy Abraham, who's on the Wild
ninety four nine Street team. Bythe way, and then she want him
in court. He does need to. We should have called him and called
him as a witness. Honor.All right, I asked for you,
the listeners, the jury to taketo the talkback and weigh in whether or
not whether you think Jess is guiltyor not. We are seeking a punishment

(01:01:55):
of a spin of the chug wheeland a subsequent hug. Let's go to
the talkbacks and see what you guysare saying. Hey, good morning JB's
show. This is Henry. Ithink, uh, Jess is guilty,
and I think sure it should betwo drinks, one should drink and she's

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guilty. Objection to well, Imean, honorable Judge Elvis. It's here's
all the maximums. I think Ithink she's she If she owns up to
it, yeah, then it's justone. But if if this continues with
the lies, I'm going fine.So far, she's showed no remorse,
but she did admit. She didadmit to the cross. She attacked you

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guys. Yes, you know it'slike you guys. You guys were home,
Okay, she did pull her ownwork ethic into course a little little.
I got a little out of charactersbecause my judge is not here to
you know, give me some pointout, lawyer, lawyer. I gotta
be my own way. You guyscall me as a waitness. I can

(01:03:00):
sorry, you can do double dutywhat's your problem? You were party to
this too? All right? Nexttalk is a lie? Good morning,
jav shows. This is a papermMayward really disappointed, and you just gotta
vote guilty. That's too guilty votes. So far, all you need is
three guilty votes to be found fournine social media guilty guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty guilty, seven chugsguilty guilty. A piece of paper,

(01:03:28):
you can get paper cuts all over. We can get social media on your
phone. He has it learned that? All right, let's see a third
and final talkback here. If weget another guilty vote, h it will
be we'll render my my here's sayguilty whatever. Well, you'll get to
issue the punishment. There it is. Uh, this is for the court.
Hilarious segment right there. Jess andCheaty are guilty for lying for that's

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a guilty my association. That's agreat point. And so for the consequences,
that's a great point, right Miranashut that's a three guilty votes.
That's necessary votes needed for us toget a conviction on this case. Now
we have to turn it over tothe Honorable Judge Elvis to hand down the

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sentence scene in this case and uh. Again, we are seeking maximum penalty,
which is one spin of the chugwheel on a chug of whatever that
wheel lands on. There's a lotof gunshuff on that wheel. Okay.
After listening to both sides, uhand uh, listening to uh the really
bad downstairs DJ thing, and andand going through everything and and sitting here
in my robe without any underwear on, I will render my verdict of Jesse.

(01:04:43):
It's guilty guilty because she needs achug maximum punishment shall be in for
us. Okay, the chug wheel. Thank you, Bailiff Graham. Somebody
handcoff and take her to the chugwheel. Oh, she's in the holding
cell. Just why I get tosign my final words? Yes, your
honor? How about address me?Is your honor? Who would you like

(01:05:04):
to make a statement to the courtand to the people of the JV Show,
Because let's be honest, the peopleof the JV Show. Again,
I laid this out in my openingarguments have expected a certain level of authenticity,
and JV especially set that precedent.Yes, oh yeah, that was
something he took very very seriously.Yeah, big time. And by the
way, great prosecution. By theway, Graham, thank you rerection.

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Oh yeah, he's saying, here'smostly your say. So is it a
rap that you have final words?Yeah? I just want to say your
honor. Yes, I apologize.Well, don't apologize me. Apologize to
your your coworkers. I apologize mostlyto the fans and the fans. Yeah,
we don't do you, we don'tdo fake ready, Okay, Well
I kind of felt that right there. I felt that she had some there's

(01:05:48):
some honorable intentions there. Yeah,but you're still drinking, you're still hugging.
All right. So next on theJV Show, before we get into
today's hottest trending, Jess will spitin the wheel and her punishment shall be
bequeathed to Paul Bequeen. I don'tknow something, sound like something Bequeen?

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All right, Wheel the JV Showon Wild ninety four nine. All right,
before we get a winner for OutsideLands, Jess, we have some
important business going to spin the chug. She going to spend the chug wheel.
She's been handed down a punishment.We went to court earlier, go
back and podcast the show. TheHonorable Judge Elvis presided over the case and

(01:06:34):
Jess was found guilty of two countsof faking last week's chug wheel segment.
She's supposed to interview someone on thestreet and then lying about it after she
will spin the chug wheel now andchuck whatever has punishment. Hey, I
just looked at the chug wheel andthis is judge Elvis. The chug wheel
has one thing on the whole thing. What are you talking about. There's

(01:06:57):
a whole bunch of gross stuff tochug on. There's olive oil, water,
beer, you know, one thing. What are you talking about?
Maybe I'm reading it wrong. Couldyou read again? Because I put all
sorts of gross stuff for her tospin and land on. Yeah, here
here's the thing. Just go overit and spin except your punishment. Let's

(01:07:19):
see what it lands on. Iwrote clam juice on every All right,
let's tell them there goes and theeverything lands on clam juice juice. So
I'm going to will you guys preparethe clam juice. We're gonna get a

(01:07:40):
winner for Outside Lands really quick.Hi, who's this? This is so
as congratulations as he wants to clamjuice, you know, just say,
oh my god, this stuff isgnarlyus. You got two single date tickets
for Outside Land. Congratulations, SamJam, I'm gonna put your It's clam

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Jam twenty twenty four. That's happeningAugust ninth through eleventh, Golden Gate Park.
You get to pick your day,okay, so you can have a
lot of fun a gram juice.I want to single the tickets to the
clam jam. Graham, there's bitsof clam in here. I know that
you are doing your punishment right tobring in a trash cat. Here go

(01:08:27):
okay here, I'm opening the bottleof snows all natural clam juice. You
do. The crime is bringing ina trash can, just in case.
I know I would shoot that smellof death. Oh my god? Can
I can? I cover my noseat least like a fish, like a
stink fast? And so we dowhat we do half a better. It's
a full chug if you were chugginga beer and how many hoss twelve ounces?

(01:08:50):
It No, it's the whole jar. Sorry, Oh, do the
crime the time. It's all natural. It is, it's good for you.
It just plants. She does goodlike it does. It's a sodium
claim juice me clam juice. Itjust means it's clams to turn it into
a bloody mare. That't actually prettygood? All right, you can't do

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that, all right, come onover here, and then we all my
god, chant clam juice, clamjuice, clam juice, clam juice,
clam juice. Don't take a smellthat, don't even take a smell.
First take. She's got a drink. Clam juice. Its chug, chug,
it's a natural clay. Do nothold your nose. You're not to

(01:09:39):
be able to chug. Just gowater. She's shaking as you do.
Yeah, you did it. Yeah, Now you're that'll put le, that
will put lead your pencil. Thatmeans, don't worry about it, honest,

(01:10:00):
it's I think we need to knowmusic shows and the most talked about
stories happening today. And just areyou okay? I think I guess you
aware right now? Yes. Bythe way, that's the voice of Elvis.
If you just guy, I don'tthink we introduced you. You know,
Elvis Radio Underscore, Elvis smarttab dotcom sorry, smart tab trending.

(01:10:27):
Apparently, there is a Chris Rockslap reference in Bad Boys Ride or Die.
According to early reviews of Bad BoysRide or Die, there is a
scene in the movie where Will isrepeatedly slapped. We don't know the full
context, but they're saying that it'sa clear reference to the Chris Rock incidents,
like the world character gets slapped byby Martin Lawrence's character. I mean,

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as there should be, right,they're not doing their jobs if they
don't work one of those references.And although it's a little late, it's
been over two years. Yeah,yeah, but I just appreciate it.
I do too, looking back,funny laughing, although it wasn't funny for
Chris Rock. But who gives thepart? Yeah, we don't care,
just like the laughs. Jess,how's the clam Juice City? And look
props to you again. That wasa hell of a clam jam. But

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you know what, they put clamjuice in and drinks right with beer and
tomato juice and clam juice and everything. You right clambined. You get any
chunks you got, well, there'sa couple on your teeth. It's just
clampy, that's all it is.My breath feels very clammy right, starting

(01:11:34):
to saddle in my stomach. Youguys, I don't know how long it's
gonna stay. And there imagined throughoutthe day afterwards, I'm going to buy
you a clam omelet. Let's let'sgo a long. I'll get you a
clam hogy. Yeah, let's goget some clam chowder. And that's perfect.
A lot after this so I couldjust burn everything. It'll yeah,

(01:11:57):
it'll neutralize it. Speaking of clamhow do you guys feel about ray J
saying him and Kim K's sex tapepaved the way for OnlyFans. I mean,
you mean what there is Paris whois a member content creator, member.
You can't say that your tape wasso big that you're the reasonable only
fans when there was Paris Hilton beforethat, when there was Pam Anderson.

(01:12:23):
Yeah, I mean you could sayI paved the way for the Kardashian's massive
fortune, because that's one hundred percentthat can be given credit for a lot
of things. But for online content, videos of adult content, No,
that was happening and would continue tohappen with the news looking to get back
in the That's how it is theonly thing he talks about to stay relevant
is Kim K. Did they everremember there was going to be like an

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exchange of the tapes and Kanye flewout to meet someone and picked up the
tape? Did they like get itback? And we know somebody else made
copies of it? Right because therewere purportedly another tape? Right, Yeah,
last we heard about that is Yeah, Kanye got everything back and delivered
it to Kim. So there wereother ten there was more footage, Yeah,
Ragi said they made three, sothey were well yeah, but they're

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all they're all in Kim's I wonderif she like destroyed it, what did
she do? That's a good question, like physical a laptop, I think,
yeah, but it started on aphysical tape. To Chet's point,
that thing was on a camcorder.They weren't setting up their phone back then.
That didn't exist. That was along time ago. They had phones,

(01:13:28):
but not ones that could record video. Like what year did that?
I bet you that was a camquorder? I bet you no. I
think if anything like one of thosedigital cameras we all had, well,
okay, something like that. Butit was like a camp quarter you're thinking
of from like the eighties. Itwasn't recorded on a phone. No,
the quality was could not have been. It could not. What do you
have in trending? All right?Have you guys been following this game stop

(01:13:50):
stock saga. Remember, you know, I think it was two years ago,
game game stop stock went a tonguetwister. Game stop stock went crazy
as a meme stock, and theprice shot from like a dollar all the
way up to eighty dollars and peoplewere making massive money, and a lot
of that was based on this oneguy, Roaring Kitty is what he goes

(01:14:11):
by. His real name is KeithGill, but Roaring Kitty was one of
the big drivers behind that and rallyingpeople to basically take on Wall Street and
all the short sellers they wanted.He wanted to see all the big Wall
Street institutions lose money, and everybodyrallied together to hold the price of game
stock, game stop stock, gamestop stock, game stop stock up and
it and it worked, and thenit kind of you know, filled it

(01:14:31):
out and kind of went away,and then there was all sorts of you
know, hearings in the Senate andstuff on, and then kind of what,
you know, we forgot about it. Well, Roaring Kitty started posting
again recently, and based on acouple memes posted, the stock went bananas
again. It started rocketing up becausethey're like, oh, roaring Kitty's about
to do something something. Everyone's likehanging on his every word. He made

(01:14:56):
like one hundred and seventy five milliondollars on that Oh my rise and stuff.
So he's a big he's a bigname now as a represents us small
time investors against those institutional investors.Well, anyways, today, you guys,
the stock is going bananas again.I mean it's down a little bit
right now, but it has beengoing up and up and up because today
at nine o'clock, which is rightnow, he's doing a live video stream.

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I don't know where you watch it, but anyways, this live stream,
nobody knows what he's gonna say.Everybody's excited. We don't know what.
It's just an announcement. Is hegonna announce like the next thing to
invest in? We don't know,but Rory whatever, Rory and Kiddies says,
you better do it. But anyways, that's about to happen right now.
All right, so I'll let youknow if you're interested. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine,Good Morning JV Show, Hey Graham,

(01:15:44):
now that you're talking about Rory andKatie Man that that guy is like,
literally, he's doing nothing. Allhe's doing is just posting about gm about
game stock. That's it. Andthen people, i mean the institutions are
going against them for like manipulating thisstock mar good while you got politicians doing
it's hurt trading. That's not fair. But I mean, Royan Katy is

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supposed to be a billionaire soon.If the stock bach is over sixty four
dollars, it's almost there. Guys. I'll be honest, I don't understand
any of that stock market and GMMYand it's so confusing to me. Yeah,
But I mean that's part of theproblem is that the Wall Street is
like this rich boys club and politiciansand all these ultra wealthy people that run

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these institutions and hedge funds like it'sall insider trading for them. They have
knowledge about stuff that's happening, andthe rest of it they nowhere it's going
to head. The rest of usare picking stocks where it's just like legalized
gambling, like when the rest ofus are playing roulette, and these guys
all know exactly what's happening, andthey don't like it when their little rich
boys club gets upset by the littleman here, that's sticking it to them.

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And that's what's fascinating about this thing, because again, the stock market
and all this stuff is really ninetynine percent making rich people richer and leaving
the rest of us behind. Sothat's why this story is is God that
that's pretty interesting. All right,thanks for clearing that up. Graham.
Time for chetes tweets everybody cheaty hereshe tweets a lot. So Friday mornings

(01:17:06):
Graham does a dramatic reading. Shouldadd grill master to my resume. Oh
she knows something. Today I madesome barbecue chicken and some ribs, and
I was really on that grill.I don't know. Is that hard to

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be honest with you. The smokewas getting in my eyes and it's probably
my last week. You never runa barbecue before? No, the men
do it. Oh yeah, that'ssexist. Oh they just do it.
They like doing it, so Ijust give it to them. They what
they make. But this time nobodywas hot. Well, none of the
men were home, so it's justme. But your job, there's no
man. I wanted some good barbecue, so I ended up doing it and

(01:17:49):
it was It turned out pretty good. A little burt but you know that's
how I like it. I liketoo. Yes, you guys like your
stuff like really overcrooked. That that'seasy to do the barbecue, To have
something that's cooked real perfectly, itdoes take a little bit of skill that,
yes, only us men folks cando. Why kidding, that's what
no usually is Selena. You everhopped on the barbecue stuff? No?

(01:18:12):
Never? Why Why would I?Why is this such a sexist thing?
Do you want for the men folksto get around and grill you some meat?
Yeah? Well why not? Whynot ever try it yourself? It's
I just have no desire to.I'll just eat something else. You could,
You could cook something well well donewith the best of them on there,
I mean, right in your wheelhouse. Having a baby in the house

(01:18:38):
just made me think I will notbe having one anytime soon. I am
tired. Did There's a lot ofdais on the end of why is there
a baby in your house? Thebaby? Or Okay, it's like,
hey baby, I'm meeting this baby, so you will baby? Where are
your parents? Literally was trying togive that back. Oh my gosh,

(01:19:02):
but it was no sleeping And thenI remember, how long do you have
to babysit for it for like theweek Friday through Sunday. Wow, you
got in charge of this baby.It was a couple of us, but
you know, any of the men, folks have to take care. And
they ran away. Yeah, no, unfortunately not, but oh my gosh,

(01:19:23):
it was craziness. And then Ididn't know they like went number two
a lot. It was just theydo a lot of cleaning up. Yeah,
it's all they do. Give thisback, give the baby back.
It's a lot. I was thinkingabout that on the drive van. I've
told this, I've told you guys, I kind of want to have a
third kid, and my wife's like, no, not gonna happen. It's

(01:19:43):
done. And part of me thenremembers what it's like when you have that
newborn and man, baby is tough. It is so tough. So no,
I'm back out. I just sawthis tip or this man hired an
investigator to catch his wife cheating andall she did was shocked for four hours.

(01:20:08):
Is that so he legitimately thought thatshe was cheating, but really she
just had like a shopping habit.Yeah, So the husband was like wondering
why his wife was spending four hoursor five hours doing so, he hired
a private investigator, and the privateinvestigator followed her and all she did was
go to Target and started, She'sjust living life. I love that.

(01:20:30):
I'm just this is what we do. Yeah. I was like that,
probably me is a wife. Justfour hours of Target. Yeah you sucked
right then, Yeah you do.I love that. The JV Show on
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