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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine JVS Show, I'm Selena, I'm
Jess, and I'm Cheety. Soundsa little different just for the time being.
There was an awful accident. Cheety. You were saying, it's where
a past carcanis bridge like coming intothe city because that's the way Graham comes,
and it was like three lanes blockedSigalar in effect. Thankfully it's cleared
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up now. I don't even seeit on my little traffic report, but
Graham was sitting in that for likeever over an hour. I want to
say, so he'll be here.He'll be here soon, but I know
there's a lot of people stuck inthat mess. Let's get to it.
Our first talk back of the morning. Doesn't matter who it's from, what
it's about. As long as it'sthe very first one, we're gonna play
it. Good Morning JV Show.Fam what's up? Graham, Selena,
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Cheaty, and Jess. What's up? This is your buddy Nate. I
just got back from vacation from Koreaand Japan, and while it was there,
I was catching up on the podcastand Graham, I want a slice
of Cheties, Banana Bear Anyway,I'm gonna listen to all the rest of
the podcast now where I am,and it's good to be back and Happy
Friday. Let's go. Okay,So banana bear reference last week during Cheaty's
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tweets, which we're gonna get toin just a second. Here. Cheaty
tweets a lot, so Friday's Grahamdoes a dramatic reading. One of them
was about her making banana bear.Yeah, which was supposed to be banana
bread. Yeah. I know thetype of title there. Father Graham was
laughing for like literally like thirty minutesover banana Bear. You could you could
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not stop? Did Nate leave asecond? Talk to Yes? You did?
Happy Friday, jav Show film.This is your buddy Nate again.
Back from vacation. I just wantedto tell you I was just on the
airplane and I was wearing these likecroclike shoes with three stripes on them,
and I'm sitting there and my backis aching, and I thought, you
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know, I'm just gonna take myfeet out, And I was wondering if
you guys are judging me for that. Other people were doing it too.
I see, Okay, look,I have no issue with that. I
do it. It's Graham, andthank god he's not here, because he
is, he'd be so mad.He says that that's the same as like
being barefoot on. I personally,this is just by the way. I
would not do that. Why itjust feels nasty. I feel like so
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many people from all over the worldhave set there. What what if with
socks on, that's a little better, But I'm still possibly judging a little
bit. Yeah, bare feet,bare feet is bare feet. I would
never go bare feet, But whatif you already have slides on and you
just want to slide your barefoot out. It's like your feet but even without
socks, your feeda already exposed.So like, what's the difference? Do
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you know what I mean that I'malways wear socks, But but you're laying
your feet above your your slides,right, You're not like touching the floor.
Yeah, I mean, unless thenasty people want to, that's on
them. But I mean I wouldn'twouldn't do that. Oh my god,
Graham's popped in. He'll be onare you gm, I'm here. We're
worried. Nothing like a two hourand fifteen minute drive to work, all
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of a way to start a Friday. Can people learn how to drive?
What are you guys doing out there? How do you crash on a straight
away highway? It's straight away,it's high Wait eighties, stay in your
lane, you dummies. People finda way, ye at it. I
feel like by the time I'm there, by the time I passed whatever crash
what it was dead stopped right pastthe Karkeenness Bridge, all lanes blocked.
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We just were just sitting there.We didn't move for like forty minutes or
whatever. And by the time youget up there, everything's been cleared,
everything's gone. I want to bethe guy that gets to look at him
and shake my head and go,what were you doing? What now?
You look like you'd be got gettingan accent. I want to be that
guy. I want to give himthe judge you look. And I didn't
get to do that. It wasvery unsatisfying. All right, Graham,
just take a deep breath. Italked to you, you know, and
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there was a I had the opportunityfor a second. There were people pulling
off because I was near an exit, but I would have to do some
off roading to get off that exit, you know, And I was going,
okay, I'm I'm gonna do it. You know, I got an
old Forerunner. What am I clingingto? This thing could handle that?
Just bounce across the road right there. Yeah, and somebody did it right
in front of me, car thatshould not have been going off road up
over a curb or whatever, andthey did it, and boom, highway
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patrol wash got blocked them all lightson and I was like, Okay,
I'm not gonna be doing that.Imagine I'm gonna stay straight. Imagine we
come in here and the headline isGraham from ninety four nine arrested. I'm
just glad I saw some other dummytry first and they get shut down before
I always got although I would havegotten here an hour ago had I been
able to probably get off at thatexit, because that looked like that,
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It looked like that was the play. Oh my god, what a morning?
What morning? What did I miss? Bring me up to speed?
Well, we just did the firsttalkbacks of the day. So far,
are we good? Anybody didn't haveanything worth a damn? Yeah? Nate
was thinking about taking off his crocson a plane, but was like,
I don't want to be judged,And I was like, just do it.
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We were about to get the Cheaty'stweets and I was gonna do an
impression of you doing a dramatic readingof Cheaty's two eats. You were gonna
do an impression of me? Orbecause you weren't here at the time,
Can I still just do one ofthem at least? Yeah, of course,
because I don't have him in frontof me. Cool. I got
to watch Bad Boys again because JacobScipio is fine ass. That's pretty good,
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thank you? That was what exactlywhat your satellite Graham? Who is
Jacob whatever his last name? One? Did I say his last name or
skip you? I don't know.But he's the one that plays Armando.
Oh, I haven't seen it.I don't know who a Mondo is.
Not gonna look up Jacob. Okay, it's pictures and doing justice. But
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in the film, oh yeah,his character was Oh oh, I'm watching
it this week and again just sayit's just to see you. How many
times have you seen this movie?Just to this guy? Just once?
But it might be a few times. I'm telling you, the theater employees
might be getting tired of me comingin and are you taking your DJ equipment?
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Next thing? You. Oh mygosh, Oh my gosh. No,
have you see someone wrapped in ablanket, sitting alone in the corner,
in the corner of the blanket,moving furiously over and over again.
Yeah, so that the movie ended. Yeah, but the next one starts
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in twenty minutes. I'll be here. Oh whoa sorry, whoa wrong button?
Yeah? Mean both. I livefor Pete's Maja green tea. That
sounds like a recipe for no isit you tell us it sounds like something
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that get Chetes's system moving. Youknow, well, nothing moved, so
oh nothing moved. I got it. Oh I have conservation. Oh no,
what does it taste like? I'venever had? I don't know?
What do you mean? You don'tknow? You it? You live for
it? Yeah, because some matchesthey taste like grass, but this one
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is like it has like a creamytexture to it. And I put vanilla,
so it's really good. You know, you're lactose intolerant. Don't go
adding creamy stuff and vanilla things.Oh, you're right, she didn't go.
You know, I love that Cheatydoesn't let anything stop her. She
has one life to live. She'sgonna eat and drink whatever she is yeah,
she throws caution to the wind thatdoesn't care. Yeah, day,
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thank you. I respect that.The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
okay, they're seeing you guys soflustered, like your feathers ruffled and
like all upset. It's that.On Fridays, we do a segment called
the Chug Wheel. We have alittle fun. If a listener wins,
they win the JV Show Chugmunk andwe spin the wheel and one of us
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on the show has got to chugsomething. Yeah, and whatever it lands
on in the wheel. And there'sa lot of for items on there,
some of them more tame, someof them now, I mean with spicy
tomato juice. We've got olive juice, we got beer, we got milk.
That's a bad one for cheat becauseshe's locked us in tolerant. Right.
Have we checked the expiration on themilk? By the way, we
bought that. It's shelf stable,it's warm, it doesn't need to be
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refrigerated milk. Is that it's shelfstable. It's a it's a thing.
I've got it. It's under mydesk right now. Grow. That's why
it's on. That's why it's on. The wheel, and last week I
ice cubes Sputton the wheel. Hewas in studio and I had to chug
a thing of beef bone broth,right not. But the new thing that
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you put on today is worse thanclam juice. No, it's not.
I will have to say, sinceI'm one that drink it, you know,
okay, it ain't worse than clamjuice. That that was nasty,
And just props to you. Shehad to chug down a couple of weeks
ago. And so look, we'veall chugged something nasty. And I my
idea yesterday was each week we geta new featured item that makes the and
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this week's featured item is hot dogwater. Graham, you literally went home
boiled hot dogs and brought in thejuice from it. Yes, that's hot
dog water. But did yeah,you didn't even refrigerate it overnight. It
does not need to be refrigerator Ithink it. I think it does.
It does not need to be refrigeratedthree times because it is this week's featured
it known. When do we havefeatured items? You? Yeah, you
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just throw something on the wheel.You know. It's because one I came
up with the Segment two. Thisweek's featured item is hot dog water three.
I should be just as worried aboutputting it on the board three times
as one, because I have justas big of a chance boom brow.
But I feel like you're so usedto doing weird gross doesn't really fast you
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the same way it does us.There's a chunk of hot dog floating in
the hot dog water. It's socloudy. The water is so cloudy.
My wife even texts me because shehelped me make it. See so help
me. I thought we were findAnd she texted me this morning she says,
have fun at work today with yourWiener water, And I said,
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I was like, well, Ijust got to work because I've been stuck
in traffic for two hours. Ohmy god. By the way, so
far, the only one that hasn'thad to chug as I know. That's
why I have a feeling today isgonna be me. It's gonna be made.
I want to drink grabs Wiener water. If only the stars aligned and
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that could happen for me, thatwould make me so happy. You should
have You shouldn't have showed us theWiener water just yet, because now I'm
gonna have just like major anxiety untileight twenty in the morning it was case
I need to put around and there, okay, yay, speaking of hot
dogs, some researchers have found thatwe've known that microplastics have been found in
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every corner of the earth. Nowhumans have completely ruined this planet and little
microplastics have gotten into everything, andthey're being found in quite alarming quantities in
our bodies, in tissue, inours, getting into your bloodstream through food,
through bottled water that you drink.Little microplastics are shedding off, They're
going straight into your system. They'regetting lodged in there. I think they're
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just living there forever. I don'tknow. Well, a couple months ago
some researchers found them in some microplasticsin guys underwear, eggs the Wave of
Us and they found them in there. How did they get in there?
Because it gets in your bloodstream,anything that's vascular, that's being fed by
a vein is microplastics are coursing throughyour body and then they're getting lodged in
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different places. Well one of thoseplaces now new research like well for finding
them in the eggs there, Iguess where else they're found the twig next
to the gableberries dank. New researchhas found that in four of the five
samples of the we don't use thetissue, the tissue there of the male
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organ, they found seven different typesof micro plastics. Oh there, Now
that you know, these researchers wantto know if there is a link between
microplastics. These were patients that werevisiting their doctor to have a procedure to
help correct their ED, and nowthey want to know, maybe is their
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link between ED and some other dysfunctionaldysfunctions from that part. Because of the
accumulation of micropristics, I would notbe surprised. And I feel like it's
only a matter of time before it'sfound in women too, because it's not
like we're just exempt from everything.We all consume the same stuff. It's
in there already. I mean,anything that this study says, and they
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and this person, this researcher says, it's not surprising that it's found there.
It's a very vascular organ. Yougot blood flowing. You got blood
flowing too, you got microplastics inyour body. Microplastics are going there.
It's crazy. I think we're goingto look back twenty thirty years from now
and realize that all this mental healthepidemic, all this stuff we're having,
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some of it's due to environmental factlike microplastics in our body. Whoa,
that is really scary. Yeah,new fear Unlockeddow. Yeah, I don't
want plastic and mind the JV Showon Wild ninety four nine, Graham,
you were a little late this morningbecause you were stuck in a horrible,
awful accident on the eighty, butyou're here. Someone on the talkbacks with
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a pretty important question. Good morning, JVS show. This is one from
Oakland, just wishing you guys ahappy Friday. And I just have a
question. What would it had happenedif Graham was late and the rest of
the JV show crew was late,like Selena sometimes it's lay chieving something is
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late and assily even Jess has beenlate once. So what would it had
to happen if none of you guyswere showed up until like, I don't
know, six point thirty was deadthere, Yeah after our firing, just
dead silent. Yeah, you wouldnever hear from mom to go off,
you know. Yeah, I thinkit just be like music, just yeah,
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lost your favorite jams. Nothing butflaps are your favorite commercials. Yeah,
something something would be playing, there'dbe something not sure, but let's
hope that doesn't happen. Knock thewood, yeah, don't you. Although
I could use a nice sleep inone of these days coming up here,
that's the thing. If I gotto be coming late, at least let
me sleep in. I got atwo hour and community. Yes, that
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was terrible. So there was thisbasketball tournament that's supposed to go down at
a New Jersey high school. Ofthe spokesperson for the public school system there,
Nancy Deering, said the event wassupposed to be a community basketball event
sponsored by a local politician. Butthen the promo video for the event hit
social media and it was nothing butgirls and thongs shaking their asses and it
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was called the netting but ass celebritybatties basketball cock to me, I guess
whoever together didn't give that part ofvia information to the lots there, And
it was gonna go down to tohigh school to my yes, best day
of high school. Ever, what'sit called again? It's the you know
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how it's like, you know,like, nothing but net this is none
but ass celebrity batties basketball content gotit. I didn't even shot the promo
video in the high school's gym.Wow, Hello New Wild ninety four nine
event idea. We got to stealthis. I don't know how this thing,
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like how these very important pieces ofinformation were not brought to the attention
of organizers, the politicians, citycouncil members who signed onto this, because
after the promo video hit social mediaand everyone's like all outraged. The the
person who put the contest together.His name is bign No I wish his
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name is Big Fendy. Of courseit's a big something. Yeah, well,
what's the what is it to makemoney? Were they promoting a political
candidate? And that's just like theiradvertising campaign, Like, what's the point
of it? No other than this, This was an event that Big Fan
do you wanted to put together tojust make some money, but thought that
by getting like, you know,recognition by a politician, it would just
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give more publicity to this event.So now he's having to apologize to the
school's principal and the councilman who initiallyagreed to help put this event on.
I don't see what the big dealis. Let it go. Yeah,
if you want no parts of itthen just like, don't be there,
you know what, but let letthe Nothing but Us Celebrity Batties basketball contests
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live. Maybe don't have it ata high school. Maybe have it somewhere
else. Yeah, but it's cheaperat high school. Yeah, the JV
show Nothing but Ass Celebrity Batties BasketballContests, and we take it around to
all the Bay Area high schools.Oh, like at James Look High School
in San Jose, charges around,Dude, that would be huge. Yeah,
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we would all go to jail afterand it would be more like no
ass because a lot I'm like,I have nothing to bring to this.
Well, we would to be storry. Okay, we'll do a cast area.
I've seen it. I thought you. I thought Jess was insulting the
entire Bay Area right there. SoI'm speaking for myself as here I spelled
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with two z's yeah or is itas? I don't know, but I
like I like it. It makesit cooler. Yeah, as the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine,Good Morning JV Show. I'm just stopping
by to wish my son Von ahappy tenth birthday. His birthday is tomorrow.
But we listen to you guys,every morning. I love you baby,
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round my life and we're gonna havea great time at Universal Studios tomorrow.
I'm happy birthday. That the fundpoint. Wow. Universal always so
fun. One more talkback well,JV crew, it's fribbed. I just
want to say, hey, Graham, my birthday was on Fathers Day weekend.
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I just want to tell you allright, cashing that coupon all weekend
from Saturday to Monday. Oh youwhole weekend Birthday vouchery cashed in with his
lady Lucky Man. Lucky Man whogood point, the hottest it's all the
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stuff you need to know, what'shot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the bay. By the way,
the voucher reference. Graham maintains there'sonly one thing that guys really want
for their birthday and for Father's Day. That's something from their lady birthday.
Yeah, make sure you use yourcoupon for so. Kendrick Lamar is beef
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and up security. He's shooting anew music video this weekend in Compton and
the La County Sheriff's Department is goingto be on site for extra security during
this shoot. This of course,stems from his few with Drake. Even
though it's like it's pretty much over, you know, but he did have
the epic show the other night,so authorities want to be there just in
case anything pops off. They're alsogoing to be keeping an eye on social
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media for any drama or any threats, which as of now there are non
and hopefully it stays that way.But remember, at the height of the
few, Drake's mansion in Toronto hadlike three police involved incidents and they weren't
tied back to Kendrick. But youjust never know what can happen. So
they're gonna be there on hand.Going back to his epic show the other
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night, which is going to godown in history. By the way,
yesterday I listed off all the celebritiesthat were there in attendance. It wasn't
until later that we found out Sizawas there, but in disguise so she
could blend in and watch the show. Jess, you are in charge of
our social media? Do we haveon our instance story? Do? So?
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It was the follow JV Morning Show. Check out the story. I
would not have recognized Lizza, didshe I try to like change her face
a little bit. I think hermakeup is maybe a little bit different,
but she was wearing glasses, butI might not have recognized her at all.
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Very smart. I wonder if alot of other people decided to do
that as well. Shocked. Yeah, Yellowstones final episodes now have a premiere
day. Yellowstone fans, here yougo. Production on the show is finally
restarted in Montana. Now the secondhalf of season five finally has a premiere
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day. Are you ready? Novembertenth? This is gonna be the beginning
of the end of Yellowstones. It'sreally bittersweet for a lot of fans.
Well you still can You got sometime to catch up, Graham. So,
given that production's already started on thesefinal episodes, it looks like Kevin
Costner's really not coming back to theshow. Like we knew that he was
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out because of other projects he wasworking on in his busy, busy schedule,
but I don't know if you guysnoticed this week he was doing interview.
It was in kind of dropping hintsabout how much he loves the show,
loves the people, and he wouldlove to come back if he likes
how the show was written out.But it doesn't look like that's going to
happen after all. Oh then,oh, Kevin, get it together,
Kevin Graham, what do you havein said? Today's side is trending?
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All right, listen to this.There's a house on the market in San
Francisco that is for sale for underfive hundred thousand dollars. And you don't
need a time machine to go backto, like, you know, the
nineties to get something that cheap.Okay, thirty Northview Court has a list
price of four hundred and eighty eightthousand dollars. It's a three bedroom house
and they you know, there's anopen house this week, they say,
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lying down the street because a pricelike that way too good to pass up,
particularly for a single family home.Yeah, in San Francisco. And
they say, there's just one littleteens teens slight catch with the house.
Huh. And most of the peoplethat lined up for the open house probably
a little disappointed when they found outyou can't move into the house until three
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Why. Well, apparently the sellersthey have a tenant in there that they
have a lease agreement with that they'veoffered to them so they can lease the
help the house and live in therefor the next thirty years lease agreement.
Is that a thirty year lease agreementis what it is, and they're getting
and they're gonna have them well atleast can be any terms you want to
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draw up to it. And they'regoing to pay four hundred and seventeen dollars
a month for rent each and everymonth for the next thirty years. Oh
no, but if you're willing towait, you get to buy a house
and in thirty years, look,the house is going to be worth like
four x what you paid for it. It's gonna be worth millions. Actually,
hear me out. Hear me out. Okay, it's not ideal for
my current situation, but like,think about buying that out now, huh.
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And then in thirty years, yourkids are grown, they have a
house exactly you paid it and it'sand you bought it a That's what I'm
saying, honestly, might be areally really good investment. Also, not
to be more bid, but theperson that's in that house, you know,
hopefully they die or unfortunate accident happenedto them. You could be in
there like well before that, Ohmy god, you just put a major
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target on that person's back. Also, you could just as the new landlord,
a new owner of the building.I mean, you could be leaving
stinking on garbage on their car andplaying loud music outside of the house day
and night until they're finally like,I gotta move out of here. This
place is terrible, and they justmove in and you've gotten a hell of
a hell of a bargain. Interestingif you wait thirty years, you guys,
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this is the house for you,thirty Northview Court. I gotta look
it up on one of those siteswhat it looks like if it's gone under
contract yet or not. I betyou somebody buys us. I bet you
it almost I bet you, Ibet you it goes for overask. That's
how crazy the real estate that's howcrazy the by real estate market is.
Someone's gonna pay more for this andthen move wait till twenty fifty three.
You can always offer the person abuy out to That happens all the time
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in San Francisco when a building ownerwants to renovate their place. Because it's
really hard to get attendant out ofyour place, you can you can pay
money. I told you I havea buddy that got just absolutely jaw dropping
massive payoff to the BICS apartment.I remember you talking about this. How
much was it over one hundred grand? Oh my god? Yeah, just
to move out, immediately move out, so you could do that. You
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can offer this person. Hey,yes, you could be paying four hundred
and sifteen dollars a month for thenext thirty years. Or here's a big
chunk of change. You have tohave that chunk of change. Of course,
dang it. I mean I don'thave money. I don't know more
about that thirty year lease. Ohmy gosh. I mean you could sign
any the least can be any termsyou want. That's just not very common.
Yeah. The JV show on Wildninety four nine. Wait, wait,
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do you guys hear about this newshow coming to Netflix? Are you
guys here for a Pimp My Ridespin off? Did you guys used to
watch Pit My Ride? That clientis great? It really was. So
this is gonna be called Resurrect MyRide and it's gonna be on Netflix.
Are they going to fix up allthe cars from all the crap you know
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they did on him years ago?All the ones that have broken down that
they fixed up. Are they resurrectingthose ones because it wasn't that the rumor
that all the cars they did andall the stuff they did that pit my
ride cars, it was all trash. It was just for show. Yeah,
I want to follow up on thosecars happen. They're all in the
junk yard by now, all ofthem guaranteed. So this is sent to
premiere July twenty fourth, by theway, in case you want to check
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it out on Netflix. Is itgonna be with exhibit Probably not. He's
like, hell, so it'll beChris Red. Who the heck is Chris
Red? I want X to theZ Bathtub. I'm not watching. You
can't have it without him. That'dbe legendar if he came back into Dude,
I know, all right, it'stime now for this is where you
can win at JV show, ChugMug. You just gotta be the first
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person to guess today's bleeped out wordcorrectly, which I know you can do.
You got it, okay? Incase you not, In case you
are just tuning in, let mejust shut up and play the clip.
How about that last night I waswatching and I didn't know there was so
many positions? WHOA, you didn'tit's not that Oh my gosh, oh
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my gosh, okay, all right, think about what that bleeped out word
could be than cheese voice here onthe on the What the Bleep segment you
first bleed her bleep debut? Allright, well, think about that dirty
thing that she just said right there, everybody, that's right. That's right.
Take your guesses on talkback. Leaveus your name, your city,
and then your guests. You gottabe the very first crreck dance in the
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morning to win that coveted JV showcheck. That's right, So we are
going to play your guest's next,so leave him now the JV show on
Wild ninety four nine. By nowwe're playing what the Bleep, where you
can win a JV show chugmuh.You just gotta be the first person to
guess today's bleep dot word correctly.As always, leave those guesses on the
talkback Mike on the free iHeartRadio app. In case you are just tuning in,
here's today's clip. Last night Iwas watching and I didn't know there
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was so many positions? Is sonaive? Yeah, it has been a
while years like that The Family Show, Keep your Guesses Clean people, Good
morning JB's show. This has beenfrom San Jose. My guess is baseball
base Does that mean he arrived somewhere? I think so. Glad you made
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it safe, but no wrong answer. Hi, my name is Alina.
I'm from San Jose. I thinkthe answer is yoga yog very good as
very popul that's probably the number oneguest coming to this yoga. That's not
it. Carol Utah is a greatgreat I love that. I watched some
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of that last night with my wifeand I don't know what episode we're in,
and I don't know if this isthe infamous six minute scene, but
it felt like it was a sixminute scene. I got to ask Cheety,
like compare notes if this was thescene that everyone the steamy that everyone's
been talking about from this season.But it was, Yeah, it was?
Uh? Was it? Was itthe carriage one? No? No,
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okay, the carriage is a differentpart. Was it after the this
was like this couple's first time?Yeah, that was it. That was
the one. Now, okay,that's interesting you say that it felt like
it was really long, because Chetysaid it wasn't long enough. She's like,
that didn't seem like six minutes.She wanted more. Oh my gosh,
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Anyways, we're getting side show.Continue to leave your guesses for What
the Bleep will play more of themnext the JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. Right now we're playing onWhat the Bleep game where you can win
a JV show chug mug just forguessing today's bleeps out word correctly. But
you want to be the first personto do it. Okay, So seven
to five is when you want tobe here. That's when the game starts,
but you can still play along incase you are just tuning in.
(28:52):
Here's today's clip. Last night Iwas watching and I didn't know there was
so many positions. Take notes,probably learn a thing, Yeah she did.
Actually, Now this is a familyshow believes that word is always something
clean, so please keep your guessis clean. If you ever do want
to leave one, do it onthe talkback mic on that free iHeartRadio app.
(29:15):
This is THEA from Sacramento, andmy bleeped out guest is undercover Boss
under That's kind of a good guess. You learn about a lot of different
job positions on that showy morning TVshow. This is Francesca from Castro Valley.
Is the bleep dot word? Basketball? Have a great morning. Bye
(29:37):
bye. Yes, I I guessthere's a lot of never mind, there's
about five different positions morning. Thisis a Lena from Chico, and I
think the word of the day isgymnastics. She was probably watching some men's
gymnastics, you know, while playingthe downstairs d J. Oh my gosh,
(30:00):
do you ever watched some men's gymnastics? And I don't. I don't
see the ripple muscular physiques, theirveins in their army, in their arms
chet. Has it feel to bethe downstairs DJ girl? I have no
comment on warn JV show. Thisis Leo from San Jose. Uh,
(30:21):
and I'm gonna say soccer, soccer, Yeah, there we go, all
right here today's clip unbleeped. Lastnight I was watching soccer and I didn't
know there was so many positions.Yeah, a lot of good looking guys
out there there is. I'm notgonna as well as they say. All
right, let's get some shoutouts.Let's get some shoutouts. First and foremost
(30:42):
to Leo, our buddy Leo andSan Jose. What was that, Leo?
You just won the game? Nicework. He had the very first
cracked answer this morning. If younever played the JV show wants to bleep?
Are you even trying to pick upyour phone to hit a button?
Mic button leaving? Guess you couldhave that brand new JV show Chuck moumk.
(31:03):
Yeah. Anyways, quite a fewpeople got the correct answer this morning.
They just weren't quite quick enough.But I want to shout him out.
Our buddy. David and Richmond hada correct so did Eddie in Pittsburgh
August from San Juan Bautista, Ithink he said it was hard to hear
on there. Edgar without the haircutfrom Pittsburgh, Misty and Union City had
a CRAGT. What's that? Misty? I'm going again? Julio and Panola
had it our buddy there, andGigi in South South San Jose. Is
(31:29):
there a South South sant the southof the South, of course there is.
Isn't that Gilroy? No, that'sGilroy? Okay, well just checking.
Anyways, let's play again Monday morning. If you didn't win, you
were close there, or you knew, or you were just thinking along in
your car, like I bet thatbleeped out word is soccer. I know
it, And you didn't leave.A guest tried leaving a guest on Monday,
I'll do it seven o five.Remember when you went to check your
email, That's how we're going toreach out to you to let you know
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you've won. Graham, What elsedo you have here? All right,
big, big victory for First Amendmentright, believe rights believers in Texas a
Texas libraries in Texas Court, theywere just it was a big ruling you
guys on this and some people hadto sue to make this happen because Texas,
I don't know if you've been followingin this, they've been attempting to
(32:12):
ban more books than like any stateever. Twenty twenty two, they were
the number one state and trying toban books with subject matter they didn't like
or didn't deem fit. Some thingsthey said was pornographic filth. Get that
off of our shelves, the bestWhy that's Selena's favorite type of books and
thrillers. Yes, some people suedand said, well, this isn't up
(32:34):
to the libraries to decide what canand cannot be on the shelves there.
This is the first First Amendment right, you know, we want these titles
there. And they won, andmost of the books at the heart of
this particular lawsuit were about butts andfarts. Are you those are the book
that they banned. The court hasruled that the Texas libraries must reinstate books
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with quote butts and farts. Ohmy, some of the offending titles at
the center of this lawsuit. Onebook was about a farting leprechaun. Sounds
historical, I don't know. Andthen the classic book, which I've actually
read. I need a new butt. I love that book. Yes,
that went at home too. Thatwas one of the books that was yanked
from the shelves and children's books andthey're banning them. Yes, but now
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in this court ruling, oldest bookshave to return to the shelves within twenty
four hours according to the Fifth CircuitCourt of Appeals. It small wing,
but it's a win. That's abig win for all the Texas fart and
butt fans out there. And Iknow there are lots of big state.
Everything's bigger in Texas, including thefarts. They eat a lot of barbecue
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and beans, they do, theydo, they do perpecue beans. But
that's a good win. That's agood win for free speech. Yeah,
a lot they do. I've beenI've been to Texas many times. The
JV Show on Wild ninety four tonine, Happy Friday. We are going
to get to the JV show.You have no game and just second first
to talk back. Good morning,JV Show. This is Melody. I
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just want to say today's my birthday, and happy be Friday, Friday,
and happy birthday. All right,let's go to the phones. Hi,
who do we have on the linehere? Alright? Hey Chris, how's
it going? Happy Friday? HappyFriday? All right, so you can
play the JV show. You havenope game. I know you really want
to check out Meg and the Stallionon Sunday. She's gonna be at Chase
(34:27):
Center, her and Glorilla the HotGirls Summer if you don't know. So,
here's what you gotta do. We'regonna ask you for tribute questions.
If you get three correct, thetickets are yours. Okay, all right,
all right, let's get to it. Question number one, brisket is
a cut of meat that comes fromwhat kind of animal? Oka out?
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Yes, I'd love a good brisketsandwich. Two, So good? All
right. Question number two, AbrahamLincoln was the first US president to be
from what political party, Republican orDemocrat? Democrat things the very first Republican
president. All right. Question numberthree, MS is the two letter abbreviation
(35:15):
for what US states. Let's trickout Mississippi. Dang it, that's a
tough one. That's a tough one. You would think, am I,
(35:37):
But I think m I is Michiganto Michigan, get that first, I
think so? Who knows? Allright? Question number four, we're gonna
stay with Mississippi. How many letters's are there in the word Mississippi?
Four? Finish? You still misstwo though technically did not win canceled?
(36:02):
I know, dang it, Chris, I know. Well, we had
a lot of fun with you.Do you have any fun plans for the
weekend? By the way, No, hey, that could be fun.
No, can't you kids? That'strue, Chris, don't don't hang up.
I'm gonna put you on hold,and cheety, she's our phone girl.
She's gonna pick up in the nextroom. Okay, thank you,
(36:24):
all right, no problem hanging onthere. Grammy have some shout outs,
yeah, grandma and my DM's grandmaand my d M. She said,
would you kindly give a shout outto my granddaughter Amina sol lel Today is
her third birthday. She is mysunshine girl. Tell her Nammy loves her
forever and ever till the end oftime. Thank you, guys, appreciate
that. And that's from Isabelle.So happy third birthday today. A mom
(36:49):
and my DM's here, says HeyGraham and ninety four nine crew, hoping
you can please wish my son Masonaka Peanut Butter a happy eighth birthday on
Friday morning. That's cute until you'retrying to be a man on your eighth
birthday and your mom tells the entireBay area your name is Peanut Butter.
Well, Peanut Butter, Happy eighthbirthday, she says. His actual birthday
is on Sunday, June twenty third. We've been listening to the JV Show
(37:10):
for his whole life, and we'dlove it if you guys give him a
shout out in that is from hismama, Kimberly. Everybody that Peanut Butter,
who gives the part And then onemore DM. This is an important
one. If you go to theJV Show dot com and take a look
at this GoFundMe link we've posted.I got a DM sisters in my DM.
Sisters in my DM. She says, my sister's house caught fire this
(37:30):
week. It started our neighbors andwent onto her house. There's more info
if you want to read about itat that link. She's been through a
lot these last few years and wassuper attached to the house as it was
the final resting place of her thirteenyear old who passed away about three years
ago. That's from Vicky. Soif you can go take a look at
that go fund me it is upat the jvshow dot com and anything you
can donate her or share that linkmuch appreciated by that family. Gottest.
(37:55):
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows and the most talked about storieshappening today in the Bay. Why bodycam
video of Justin Timberlake's arrest won't becoming out anytime soon. So, as
you know, Justin was arrested reallyearly Tuesday morning in the Hampton's for a
duy after he ran a stop signand then he was like swerving all over
(38:19):
the place. So TMZ they submitteda request for a copy of the bodycam
video and they reported back that sagHarbor Pead responded, saying that they're denying
their request because of some law thatsays they can't release it when it would
interfere with an ongoing investigation. Now, remember Justin's lawyer said he was gonna
(38:40):
vigorously fight this. Yeah, soI think that's why they're like not putting
this out for now, right fornow, But then even after the investigation
investigation concludes, remember Justin's Dubeck incourt, I think July twenty sixth.
I mean, it's still up tothem whether or not they want to release
it or not. They still couldnot if they really wanted. We have
(39:00):
a different legal system for people thatare rich and famous in this country.
Exactly. Didn't know. If thiswas your norm and they were doing the
exact same maneuver trying to fight thecase, the bodycam footage would have been
released, okaybody who wanted it wouldhave been posted on Twitter and Facebook and
everywhere by the police department themselves.But because it's Timberlake and he's got high
powered attorneys, and nobody wants tohave any little misstep in this, you
(39:22):
know, on this case and allhis publicity exactly. Yeah, I mean,
we'll see it eventually. We doknow one thing that went down during
the arrest. It was all overthe news that the arresting officer did not
know who Justin Timberlake was. Ithink everyone's heard about that. I don't
know why. I pictured some likeolder man who you know, didn't know
about n zinc or Justin. Apparentlythe guy didn't know Justin because he was
(39:44):
too young. He was a youngerofficer. So according to reports, Justin
was like dropping hints, like underhis breath. He reportedly said, this
is going to ruin the tour.Then the cop nationally was like, well,
what tour? And he was likethe world tour. You know,
you've probably heard of it, onlythe world tour. That's not selling like
(40:07):
we thought it would, but youknow, the world tour or what if
that backfire? The cop was like, man, this guy's really drunk.
He thinks he's on a world tour. I know. CoP's like, what
the hell is this guy talking about? Weird? He would have been better
off doing his troll's voice. Yes, that's every Moore saying. The internet
is like loving that. Justin hadto like drop hints to try to,
you know, make the cough realizehe was somebody famous. Do you guys
(40:30):
think that if there is another Trollsmovie that they'll get him to voice the
character. Yeah. I don't knowthis is gonna stop anything, especially because
it could have been much worse andit wasn't. Had this resulted in a
major accident and somebody got hurt,maybe then it'd be different. But I
don't think this is really gonna affectmuch. By the way, one of
Britney's Spears' older songs is climbing thecharts in light of this recent arrest.
(40:54):
This is from twenty eleven. It'scalled Criminal. I've never heard this song
this morning, Gramm, are youfamiliar with this at all? Here's a
clip. It's on climbing the chart. Stream numbers skyrocketing right now. Love
that. That's so good? Grandma? What do you have in trending?
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All right? The world's tallest teenageris now going to become the world's tallest
college basketball player ever. Eighteen yearold Justin Riu. He's from Montreal.
He's committed to becoming a Gator,playing his basketball at Florida, and Justin
set the Guinness World Record a fewyears ago for being the tallest teen He
was sixteen years old and he wasseven foot five. Oh, he got
(41:37):
the word record guys. Then hekept growing. He grew to seven foot
six. That's how tall he waswhen the Gate when he committed to becoming
to playing college ball with the Gators, They're like, okay, we're getting
this giddy seven foot six. Butdidn't stop there. He had a growth
spurt since this past November and hegrew another three inches. Three inches in
seven months. This kid grew,which is crazy, so now seven foot
(42:00):
nine. I watched some clips ofhim playing basketball. It's pretty comical because
he's like, look, he's playingagainst high schoolers. Those are his peers.
He's playing high school ball and theycome up to his kneecaps and he
just like the guy can dunk withoutjumping, basically, so they just throw
the ball into him. He turnsaround and sets it in the basket.
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I want to see his high schoolstats because if he wasn't averaging seventy five
points a game, you guys aredoing You're running the wrong plays because like,
nobody can defend the guy. He'stoo tall. I mean, when
he gets to the NBA, he'sgonna have problems if he gets that far.
I mean, why isn't this tall? Often often struggle but seven foot
nine Now, he says, Idon't know where this height really came from.
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I mean he has two tall parents. His dad six's eight,
his mom's six' two, andhe has a brother that's six foot nine.
But he but this kid is eighteenyears old and seven foot nine.
We don't even know if he's donegrowing. Some guys hit great gross spurts
even past eighteen. Yeah, youcan, early twenties, you can still
be growing. They said, listento this. This is how tall he
was at a young age. Whenhe was eight years old, he was
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six foot one. No way ateight you're like in first grade, second
grade, six eight year old?Are you getting crazy? Anyways, I'm
like just dying to see. I'vebeen sneaking into bars since he was sixth
Probably he probably could have been so. He says he was past the seven
foot mark by the start of theseventh grade. I mean seven feet tall
(43:30):
as a seventh grader. I'm likedying to see where this guy's basketball career
goes, because it gets tougher whenyou. Meanwhile, I am big,
strong man, a grown woman.I still need a little step ladder just
to reach the top shelf of mykitchen. God, this guy is two
feet nine inches taller than you.That's a lot. It's like a whole
nother U. It really bothers me. The JV Show on Wild ninety four
(43:53):
to nine Quick talkback, Yo,good morning. I wanted to give a
shout out to a couple of weeksago he was giving out that advice about
the six second kiss, and Igotta tell you, to quote JV,
the Vinskur life has been good sinceI implemented that plan. Wow, thanks
(44:15):
Graham, you're a man. You'revery well friends. Thank you. Yeah,
if you missed that, look,I can't take all the credit for
it. But there was like arelationship expert that was saying, this is
the one way that you can improvethe connection in your relationship is each day,
every single day, you and yourpartner give each other a six second
kiss. And they just said there'ssomething about that that duration of time,
(44:39):
It just improves this bond connection.Certain chemicals released in your body. And
I shared that my wife and Itried this and we still I think day
pretty much. I'm sure there's probablya day here and there that's been missed,
but we intentionally make a point ofdoing that. Someone goes in for
a kiss and it's held there forsix seconds. I got to say,
it's really nice me a j that'smy husband. We tried this for the
(45:01):
first time yesterday. I don't know, I didn't And did it make you
feel good? Like? No,I mean not really. He was eating
and so while we were kissing,like, he still kept chewing. He
was chewing during the gi yat wasn'tIt wasn't like a little type of kiss.
It was like just like lips tolips, Like right, are just
lips to lips? Yeah, buthe was still like like chewing. I
(45:24):
think I blame you. Why whywould you go in for a kiss when
a man is eating? I thoughthe would have swallowed already, not keep
the food in his mouth. Getgive it, give him time. He
didn't go in for a six secondkiss while somebody's eating. Why you're sick,
You're you're doing it wrong. Yeah, yeah, he was really confused.
(45:45):
Whatever, try again with my boyfriend. Yes, try it, Jess
and let us know, because Ithink there's something to it. I enjoy
it. So everyone remembers last monthwhen that raw meat animal Parts village happened
on eight Yeah, the Great MeatSpill of twenty twenty four. Hashtag Oakland
(46:07):
will rebuild, hashtag forget. Yeah, so that truck carrying all the animal
parts and the meats and stuff likethat, did they find it, because
remember it just drove off. Theythought nobody. They thought maybe the truck
didn't even know that they had spilledthe meat off the road. So it's
a company out of Texas called DarlingIngredients. They're actually facing like major violations
(46:31):
for not pulling over after the meatspill. But apparently this is what they
do all the time, just droppingmeat roads left and right. They literally
did this three weeks before the onehere in North Carolina. But it's happened
in Canada, It's happened well inNorth Carolina. It happens a lot.
I guess they drive through their aton. It's happened in New Jersey.
(46:53):
There's reports of it happening in Virginia. But they have a plant here in
San Francisco, which is why theywere like, you know, driving through
And so I'm reading more about whythis happens. And they're even like facing
violations for overfilling their trucks with partsand you know, yeah, guts and
(47:15):
just animal insides and stuff. Sothis is going to sound really really disgusting.
I'm sorry anyone that them. Yeah, so they have these like open
top trucks. Right, If theyoverlfill these things, or they hit the
brakes too fast, or they goaround a curve too fast and everything is
(47:35):
just in the back, all slashingaround, it's gonna spell over the top,
it's gonna come out. And that'swhat happened. How is this allowed
to happen? I'm open truck.Have you guys ever stopped to think about
all the bugs our food system inthis world, the way that food is
processed. There are trucks, youhear the story, There are trucks just
driving around this country with animal bodyparts because this is how we process yeah,
(48:00):
and animals. We're doing it allwrong. Yeah, we're doing everything
all wrong. This company, DarlingIngredients, has been hit with over twenty
seven violations just this past year bythe Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration for overfilling
the trucks and for like load securementviolations. Because this should not be happening.
Meat spilling should not be happening.If I'm if I was one of
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those people and we and some JVshow listeners drove through that and they didn't
know what it was when they firststarted driving through it. If you're one
of those people, I mean,this is your slinder. You love a
good lawsuit, This is lawsuit time, right, I mean, I want
I want my car details. Iwant to be compensated for the trauma that
I had to do all emotional distress. Yes, maybe you relate to get
somewhere and you lost wages. Uhhuh, Maybe a gift certificate for some
(48:45):
free chicken tender somewhere, because youknow, there's a lot of chicken parts
out there and that could ruin youknow, wingstop for me. So maybe
a wing stop certificate would be nice. But so all the stuff that they
were carrying, it turns animal byproductsinto you like pet food, fertilizer and
fuels. What it says that thankfullywe're not the ones consuming it, but
your pets are right. But justthe animal byproducts that this stuff we're doing,
(49:09):
we're doing our food system all wrong. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four Now Fridays used to be myfavorite day of the week. Mine too,
until we started doing this thing calledthe JV Show. Chuck the chug
wheel. Spinning the chug will ruinsour entire day. Really, chug chug,
(49:30):
Chug chug. So this is anew game. Let's go ahead and
bring on Robert. Good morning,Robert, good morning. How is your
morning going so far? Hopefully betterthan ours? And that's going pretty good
good, that's what we like tohear. Please, if you can turn
your radio down, we would reallyappreciate that. So we're gonna play the
(49:51):
JV Show chug Wheel. Thank youso much for being on, just for
playing. We are going to giveyou a JV Show chug mugs. But
you already got that off top.But here's how this works. We sent
Jess out to the streets and shetalked to a random person, ask them
eight questions. We're gonna go througheach question one by one, and if
you can, like guess correctly whatyou think their answer was, you get
(50:14):
a point. You get four outof eight correct, you win the game.
We're gonna spin the chug wheel.One of us is gonna have to
chug some nasty Okay, not allthe things are nasty. I don't want
to chuck album what's on the chugwheel? All right, today's chug wheel,
we have our new featured item fortoday's chug hot dog water. I
(50:34):
made that at a thouse last night, and there's even a hot dog in
the jar floating around in there.But otherwise we have milk, spicy tomato,
juice, Graham's bath water, oliveoil, beer, apple cider,
vinegar, all of juice, andtonic water, amongst a few other things
on that wheel. But hot dogwater occupies three spaces on the wheel today
(50:54):
because it's today's featured item. Okay, Robert, this is always till we're
ever going to root against you.Okay? Is that the personal Let's see
who just talked to out on thestreets. Rul Valeria from San Mateo,
California. All right, let's getto it. Question number one, do
you wash your dishes off before youput them in the dishwasher? Now,
(51:17):
Robert, what do you think hesaid yes or no? I think yes?
Yes? Okay, you got apoint. Well, Robert, you
got a point. Remember you needyou need for to win the game.
Next question, do you think it'sgross when people let their dogs lick their
faces? What do you think yousaid? Yes or no, no,
(51:37):
yeah, it depends on the dog, depends on the person. That was
again, right, So you're stilljust at one point. It's all good,
it's all good. A lot ofmore questions to go. What is
the correct way to pronounce pajamas,pajamas or pajamas? Do you think he
says pajamas or pajamas? Robert,pajamas? I would say pajamas, but
(51:59):
I typically refer to them as pj's. Okay, pajamas. Okay, okay,
you're still at one point, Robert, this is looking good for us,
all right. Next question, behonest, do you ever pick your
nose when nobody's watching? What doyou think? He said? Yeah,
well the truth there, But I'mokay with that. All right. Next
(52:24):
question, Robert, you're still atone point. If you were a cop
and you realized you had just pulledover justin Timberlake, would you let him
off with just a warning? Whatdo you think? He said, Yes,
that's dishonest. Yeah, but Iwould do the same. Probably.
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When you pick up a to goorder, do you leave a tip?
What do you think? He said? No? Always? Oh my god?
All right, to keep you updatedon the current score. Right now,
things are trending in the JV Show'sfavor. You've got four incorrect and
two correct, and with two questionsto go. You need these last two
(53:08):
questions if you want one of usto potentially be drinking Graham's hot dog water.
Yeah, this is the JV Showchug Wheel. All right. Next
question, have you ever stolen acoworker's lunch from the breakroom fridge? What
do you think? He said,Robert, h No, that's foul.
Okay, oh my god. Weekafter week it comes down to the final
(53:30):
question. Here we are the finalquestion, Robert, you have to get
this one correct and someone will bespinning the JV Show chug wheel. You
guys, I am like sweating,all right. Final question? If you
won the lottery, would you stillcontinue working? What do you think?
He said? Robert? No?He oh no, he's done it.
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You did it, Robert. I'msorry. You know you're great. We
love that you're listening and that youplayed with us, but I'm really mad
at you, right, all right, Robert shot and everything. All right,
So you won a JV Show chugmug. Can't be happy for you
(54:19):
though, all right, Robert,hang on there. So because he won
that means next, I'm the JVAre we drawing a name right now?
Got a draw right? Okay,okay. Whoever's name gets drawn out of
this box is spending the JV Showchug Wheel next, and they'll have to
(54:39):
chug whatever lands on. Please please, please please before you say who it
is. Before you say who itis. I'm the only one that hasn't
done this yet, and so that'swhy I'm feeling like it's only a matter
of time. Well, I havegood news for you and bad news for
g G. This morning right there, the JV Show on Wild ninety nine
(55:07):
is Chaty. How are you feelingstressed? I'm stressed, so stress I
just don't want to smell it,and I cracked the jar. If you're
just joining us, a Cheaty spunthe JV Show chug wheel. Thanks props
out to Robert. Shout out toRobert, he won this morning's game,
and then Chety spun the wheel andthis week's featured item hot dog water.
(55:28):
I still have issue with a featureditems on there three times. I don't
know why you guys are so upsetabout this. It's a featured item.
Luckily it's fresh, it was madelast night. I planned on this thing
being jarred. You could have gottenthis three weeks from now. This hot
dog water have been old. It'sfresh from last night. Yeah, there's
a surprising amount of chunks in therefor some reason. I don't know.
Are we ready, cheaty just todrink the hot talk too right, there's
(55:51):
a no. It's like a littlepiece of hot dog. No, it's
a little tiny piece of dardness.You know you never eat that stuff.
Oh my god, Git, Iwould quit. I just smelled it.
I would I believe in you.I don't believe in myself. I would
just quit the show. Are youare you quitting or drinking? She's chucking?
Oh, I got, I gotall the chunks went in. I
(56:15):
left the hot dog out. Okay, the little piece of the hot dog
out. Oh my god, I'mgonna Oh my god. It smells like
the end of a fair. Itsmells it smells like clean the Costco food
cord at the end of the night. Oh my god, Gaty, I
feel so bad for you. Allright, but you can do it.
It's a full of mud. Ifilled the JV show. Chuck mug.
(56:37):
Oh my god, let's get todrinking. No, you don't get a
prey. Well, what you gottado gaming before the hot dog? You
gotta do then I'll top rof Igot There's no more in the job.
Oh my god, it's already full. Why is it so slimmy? Some
(56:58):
got on my hands? Okay,I don't think I'm ready for this.
You got this cheaty this week?Count to three and then come on,
you got it? I don't knowif I got it, and it has
to be one. This is ajug. I brought a trash canon just
in case for me. Thank you. No, my stomach feeling a little
queasy, just watching feeling a littlenos just watching her. Here she goes,
(57:19):
all right, if you want towatch a live JV morning show on
yeah, give people time to comein and watch this because people want to
watch it. Right, I thinkshe's crying right, hop on, hop
on Instagram because Cheety is about tochug there. Oh my god, we're
a live JAV morning show. Ifyou want to come in join us and
watch the chow. Here she goes, she's chugging. No, no,
no, that's not a chug.Oh she only got one zipping. No
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start chugging. Of course it is. It's hot dog water you guys.
Okay, look, she's gotta startchugging. We're gonna we're gonna go go
to commercial really quick. Oh,how this trending is coming up to fifty
five? Oh, we're gonna revisitthis before trending. No, she wants
to visit it right now, lether visit. Can give it another try
really quick. Come on, yougot this, Cheety, you got it.
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Pug your nose and chug. It'sshout out to my wife who helped
me make the I'm really mad atKate, your wife. Geety's chugging.
Go chug, chug, chug,chug, chug, chug, chug chug.
That good enough for me? Howmuch show me the mug? How
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much is left in there? Allright? Today's hot is trending? His
next chuck she's chugging some energy drinkto wash it downe Okay, you're good,
You're good. Hottest. It's allthe stuff you need to know what's
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hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening
today. In the Before We Getto Chloy Kardashian's podcast, Ben Affleck did
a podcast interview. He was onKevin Hart's Heart's Heart on this most recent
episode, not sure when it wasfilmed. I'm assuming prior to all the
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marital problems between him and Jen JenniferLopez becoming public, because throughout this thing
he does talk a lot about hismarriage and refers to Jaylo as his wife.
But I thought this is really interesting. So he talks about why he
always looks miserable while he's out inpublic. First of all, I'm also
a little bit shy. I alsodon't like a lot of attention. Is
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why people see me and they're like, well, this dude always mad because
when they because somebody has their camerassticking it in my face. So it
could it be that that he justwants privacy, just a private person.
That's why he always looks miserable whenhe's with Jlo. I mean that could
be an element of it. Look, he's been a star in Hollywood for
a long long time, and yeah, you're probably just sick of it at
this point. Well yeah, andhe also touched on like his fame compared
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to Jlo's fame completely different levels.She's so famous as she creates this people
love her and she really he representssomething important to people you know, people
like, Hey, I like yourmovie. It's amazing. People go crazy
and he's not really a fan ofthat type of attention when he's out in
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public. Could that have been amajor wedge in their you know, relationship?
You think, I think contributing factor. But if you have a rock
solid relationship, that's true, thingsdon't bubble to the surface. Very true,
all right. Chloe Kardashian signed adeal with X formerly known as Twitter
to host an original video podcast startingthis fall. We don't have a lot
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of details as of now. Wedo know she's gonna get twenty six episodes
and yeah, producers described stuff beforewe go to well. Producers described it
as a fusion of Chloe's boundary pushingsense of humor with her signature relatability.
The tackle dilemmas ranging from the everyday to the ever absurd. I don't
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see this going very well. Didn'twe try this with cocktails with Chloe?
That's what I'm saying. She hada talk show, yeh, didn't do
Remember she had a hand at hosting. She hosted I think an X factor
that didn't go very well. Nope, I don't know if anybody even remembers
that probably not. It was solong ago, didn't last very long.
She's tried this many times. Theyjust don't think it's her thing. And
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the biggest problem is the platform thatit is going to be hosted. Now.
Look, I get Elon wants tothrow a bunch of money around to
try to get people back to usingTwitter, which is what I will continue
to call it. And they're justnot there. That they aren't and just
be Even if you love Chloe,I don't see you going out of your
way to download the app just soyou can get four of her or become
or stay using that again when yourtime is devoted on Instagram, TikTok or
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you know, filling your other socialmedia favorite social media platform there, you're
just not going back. It's abig mistake. I get her doing it
for the money, like you don'tneed this, but maybe it's something that
she would have fun with, youknow, I mean, what else is
she going to do? Like sitaround? Well that's saying yeah, give
her ex. I get her doingit, but not smart move and I
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don't think. I don't think it'sgoing to last very long. Graham,
What do you have inside Today's hotis trending? All right, California fire
officials reporting that this year's wild wildfireseason excuse me, has already destroyed nearly
one five hundred percent more acres inthe state than last year. We've definitely
gotten off to a very busy wildfireseason, which isn't good because today's the
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first day of summer. We're noteven this is day one of summer.
Let's get you updated on the differentfires burning right now locally and semi locally.
Wasn't a smoky yesterday or the daybefore, which was good. The
Point Fire in Sonoma now seventy fivepercent contained. That one's continued to hold
that twelve hundred acres burned, sothat one all but wrapped up. Knock
on wood, though you never know. The SIT's Fire in Calusa County.
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That's the one that's really been ragingand just exploding in size. It's burned
over nineteen thousand acres now it's thelargest fire currently burning in the state.
It's only twenty five percent contained.Again, any smoke that you've probably seen
in the sky in the Bay Areaover the past few days likely from that
one, because that one's been goingcrazy. We also have the Arrow Fire,
which is burning up by Copperopolis alongHighway for that fire is now sixty
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seven percent contained, which is good. It's burned a little over fifty three
hundred acres. Yeah, way toobusy of a stronger? Where are you
just starting? This is day oneof summer today, happy summer, hot
fire summer. Yes, oh,hot girl summers this weekend two, that's
also that's more fires at Chase thenerMegan Stallion is going to be there the
JV show on Wild ninety four tonine for the JV show, Cheaty,
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how are you feeling a little better? If you missed it? Cheaty had
to dug some hot dog water disgusting, so dasty. Before we get to
Cheaty's tweets, Hey, guys,I have a question. Are you sure
that this hot dog water thing isa real thing? Because who boils hot
dogs anymore? You either barbecue themor you fried them, but you don't
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boil them. That's disgusting. Gota question? Got a question? I
know I know some people that stillyeah, respond to that. I'll tell
you. I'll tell you who boilshot dogs? Costco. Costco's got the
best dogs and they that thing ain'tcoming off no grill back there. Those
are grill marks on that Costco dog. So they heat it up, they're
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boiling it. My wife actually boilsour kids hot dogs. That's just the
quickest way to really, rather thanfire up the barbecue or something. I
don't put a hot dog in thefrying pan either. I guess something.
I guess you could do that pan. I don't boil them. My dad
microwaves can she will never be ableto eat it. You just gotta eat
them up. Oh, speaking ofhot dogs, any update on the hot
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dog eating contest? We want tohave aage that that is in the works.
She's like, I can't, Ican't do it. He's trying to
cheaty to quit? All right?Is that that we do every Friday?
Cheaty? She tweets a lot,so Friday Mornings Ram does a dramatic reading.
I don't think I can ever datean inspiring artist, cause if you're
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bad, I'm gonna be embarrassed.Yes, first of all, first off,
did you mean aspiring artists? Oh? Yeah, in aspiring means somebody
that's like inspires people to do.You know, No, it's not well,
not quite an aspiring artist. Arethere some that have come across your
dating profile, you know you're onlinedating. Yeah, well I used to
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talk to him and then I sawhim on one of my own of the
dating profiles, and then I wentback to look at like, you know,
what he's been up to, andI saw a video and it was
terrible. Oh my god, canwe see it. I would love to
place them on the JM Show finallyget some airtime. But every but I
mean, don't you have to thinkthat every aspiring artist their early stuff.
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I mean it was trash. Imean we've heard post Malone's early music and
it was like heavy metal just Imean, it was un listenable. And
look at post Malone, but it'sdifferent, Like you work for a station
as big as Wild Andy for nineand you're dating this like trash rapper,
Like yeah, trash rappers soon tobe world face know that, but you
don't know that you're buying a lottery. And then the amounts of people,
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let me know, if you're experiencingthis, the amount of guys that try
to talk to you, like liketry to pursue something with you, and
then like after a few weeks theydrop, oh, like I do music,
and you're like, oh my god, go away, and the dms
like, oh, come listen tomy Yeah, I could have blocked you.
What if what if that's like oneof their hobbies their passions. I
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mean, I think that's a coolthing. What if they're using you exactly
but she doesn't say, and cheatingyou don't say on your dating profile.
They work for a radio station,you know. I follow this person on
Instagram, so so he knows,Yeah, you're getting So you would have
only dated him if he was reallyreally good. No, I mean I
don't really like him like that,but just the adding on that he has
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trash music, I'm just like,oh, that's a no for me.
Very uninspired. I want to straightenmy hair, but I'm so lazy.
O MG, you shure. Itis so badly every day I'm like,
Okay, let me do it todaybecause I have time. But it's just
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so much work. My hair issuper thick and drying, washing hair you
hell, have you ever straightened itall before? Well? I've gone to
places to straighten it, but myselfit just takes too long. It takes
like two and a half hours todo it. Oh my god, are
you si? It's doing too much? But you could watch Bridgerton at the
same time, Am I right?Yeah, it doesn't have any free hands
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downstairs. DJ, I think thatI should think that the truth. Oh
my gosh. So I'm starting thistrauma therapy soon, and y'all, I'm
scared. I k if I'm readyfor all that crying face emoji? Is
that the laughing crying laughing laughing Suard, you're crying. Yeah, we'll talk
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to us about this. I actuallywant to therapy you, guys. Appointment,
Yeah, I miss it. Firstof all, I'm kind of offended
that you wouldn't let us be herthera because I feel like we're very qualified.
Totally. I don't know about all, okay, But so I'm starting
it. I think like next week. But she's like going to go deep
into like my childhood. So I'mlike, oh, I don't know if
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I'm ready for that. It's scary, guys. It's scary but probably necessary.
Yeah, And it's also confidential.I mean they only tell like their
closest relatives and their you know,use and that person, and then they
live tweet the entire session and youknow. But other than that, no
one will ever find out about.So it's a safe space to share whatever
you need. To share. Ifeel like if I ever had to do
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anything like that, like it wouldgo nowhere. I feel like I don't
remember a lot of stuff from beinga kid, like like do you remember
being like do you remember your childhoodlike this dramatic experience? Because yeah,
I'm sorry, but I have wonderedabout that. How do they peel back
all the layers of the onion?Because it's like this, because there are
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things that happened in your childhood thatyou know that formed the person that you
are today. You know that havehave a lasting impact, but probably,
but it would be to your point, it would be hard to pinpoint,
like this is the reason I getanxiety in these situations, it's because of
whatever that thing was. Well Idon't really remember that thing, but doesn't
mean I still don't have, youknow, a reaction to things that trigger
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that you know their triggers. Sothis new therapy is called E M D
R. Well it's not new,but it's the one I'm trying. So
they look at like how your eyesmoving, your physical whoa, that's cool,
you're when they're talking about trauma.They just look at how your you
are physically, like your reactions,Yeah, like your eyes. Are you
hooked up to a machine and stuff. No, there's like's a person's just
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observing you. Yeah, observing youwhile talking about trauma tasting well, good
for you, CHETI, Yes,good for you. Ye. We're excited
on this US. Part of thisjourney mentally Healthy Queen. Yes Play Mental
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