Chinese spies are back

This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton and author Daniel Turner.  ( @KennethRWebster )

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jigana government sucks. The suit of Happiness radio is d us.
Liberty and freedom will make you smile. A suit of
Happiness on your radio toil, just as cheeseburgers a libery
fries at the food has.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The Supreme Court.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
The Supreme Court has blocked alone forgiveness program. And college
kids are really mad about this because now who is
gonna pay for their cocaine?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
They don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I know, that's like the same joke I told this
morning on the Morning Show, but I replaced the word
encampments with cocaine.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm not proud of it. I am proud of this though.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
The guest line up for this afternoon, Lah Chef's Kiss
just absolutely fantastic this afternoon on the show. Joining us
in the next hour here Daniel Turner stopping by from
Power the Future. We're going to talk about Chinese spies.
And Jesse Payton is in studio, the stand up comedian
hanging out in the green room right now outside of
my studio. He'll be in here in just a few

(01:10):
short moments and we are going to talk about, among
other things, Travis Kelcey, Taylor Swift. No, don't worry, We're
going to talk about things you actually care about. But
he's a very funny comedian. And there was a there
was a high school kid who got arrested, got into
trouble because he was quoting a meme. I'll tell you
the story. But before we get to any of that,

(01:36):
all right, let's start with this. Breitbart dot Com today's
feel good story comes from Midtown Manhattan, where reported seventy
five percent of arrests involve migrants. New Yorkers voted for
this madness by voting Democrats, specifically for Democrats who approve
of New York's sanctuary city laws and the state status. Right,
we know what that means, and these people are not brilliant,

(01:58):
but they're getting what they voted for because the Biden
Harris administration imported millions and millions of unvetted illegal immigrants
from the Third World. In other words, there would be
seventy five percent fewer arrests and alleged crimes in Midtown
Manhattan if democrats like Kamala enforced our border and deportation laws,

(02:19):
or or alternatively, maybe if New York idiots just stop
voting for open border democrats. I'm like, either way, either
vote republican or either Democrats need to act better or
Democrat voters need to act better.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
One or the other can't be both.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Instead, Democrats have decided to further destroy their own Democrat
run cities by importing the third world, and the results
are just what you would expect them to be. New
York Post Today reports quote across New York recently arrived migrants,
they're flooding the criminal justice system at far higher rates
than public officials have acknowledged. Police sources shared the Post

(02:55):
a staggering estimate that seventy five percent of the people
they've been arresting in Midtown Manhattan in recent.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Months are migrants. Wow, it's pretty high number, guys.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
And we're talking about the crimes, like serious crimes like assault, robbery,
domestic violence, rape, you know, really bad stuff. Hit listen
to this. In part of Queens, the figure is more
like sixty percent. On any given day, the Big Apple
criminal court dockets are packed with asylum seekers who have
run a foul of the law. Oh no, not a foul. Now,

(03:24):
those aspects of the situation make it much harder for
law enforcement to do their job because ice won't do
anything about it. The problem is made much worse by
sanctuary city laws, which means New York cops aren't allowed
to work with ICE on cases in which they believe
suspects are in the country illegally. You gotta love these stories,
you know, they just make your day. They fill you

(03:45):
up with happiness. There are very few things that are
more fun than knowing that leftists are having to deal
with their own insane policies and their own insane agenda
for decades. Places like Manhattan we're immune from their own
pro illegal alien posturing. Yeah, sure they'd vote for open borders,
but it mostly just affected those jerks down in Texas.

(04:07):
You want the third world, you got the third world
because our border state governors, well DeSantis and Abbott, started
sending the illegal immigrants up to them.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Just beautiful, isn't it. It was the border states that
faced the brunt of this madness.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
But now that.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
The same border state governors have started shipping these illegals
and migrants to the deep blue cities who say they
want an open border, justice is at long last being served.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
This is exactly what you get now. The third World's destroying.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your cities, your budgets, your school system, your healthcare system crime.
More so, what do you think about all this? There's
a poll today, also reported at Breitbart dot Com from
a group called the Democracy Institute, and they claim that
Donald Trump is actually up five points right now in
battleground states and three points nationally. So the whole bump

(04:57):
that Camalo is supposed to get from the convention, it
never really happened. The national poll surveyed twelve hundred likely voters,
and the timing of the poll doesn't tell us much.
Only half was taken from Kamala's disastrous CNN interview. Kamal
is incredibly stupid and venal attack on thirteen gold Star
families over the weekend didn't really get to affect the

(05:18):
results yet because they published this before all that. But
we do know one thing. Kamal is not as popular
as we've been told on a national level, and Donald
Trump is probably more popular in the swing states than
we've been told by poll after Pol. So still anybody's
race to win. We still have no idea what's going
to happen in November, but one thing is for sure,
this will not be an easy layup for Kakulie mccackle pants.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Kamala Harris deserves to be vice president like Elvis deserved
as black belt in karate. What a hunka hunk of
burning crab. This is Kinny Webster's pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I did not think the Cuomo brothers were Eskimo brothers.
If you didn't get what that means, do not google that.
Do not google it. Stop luck. I warned you. It's
like the time I made that joke don Lemon party,
and I told you don't google Lemon party. But some
of you had to do it. You gotta learn the
hard way. I don't know why you do this, my friends.

(06:15):
All right, today's news story about Chinese spies.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Can I get the Chinese spy music? Is that a?
Is it available right now? There? We go, very good, Yes,
very good.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay, So there's a new story about a Chinese spy
today and it doesn't involve Diane Feinstein. Yes, her former
driver was a Chinese spy. She used to send him
to diplomatic meetings. And then there was Eric Swallwell, his
girlfriend was a Chinese spy. That was Feng Fang, sometimes
referred to as Chinese takeout. But now we have a

(06:49):
new one. Lynn Sun sometimes referred to as Linda's son,
otherwise known as the Chinese finger trap and apparently the
Cuomo brothers did play Chinese finger traps with her. They're
blaming the news is a little misleading about this. They're
saying it was Kathy Hokel. Kathy Hokel had a Chinese
spy working in her office, and you're thinking, well, wouldn't

(07:10):
they have sent her like some handsome Chinese man or something.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, it was a holdover from the previous administration.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Lynn Son was apparently a Chinese spy that worked in
the office of Governor Cuomo, who, as you know, had
to step down and leave office disgraced, obviously, not because
of all the elderly people he killed during the pandemic,
but because he patted a few girls.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
On the butts and mouth kissed them. And I don't
know that's what they claim.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Remember all that he made women uncomfortable, not the first
time that's probably happened with a high ranking Italian American
politician in the state of New York.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But we're getting off topic here. This isn't about.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Cuomo and his needs so much as it's about linns Son,
the Chinese spy who was apparently paid millions of dollars.
They gave her a fancy condo in Hawaii, they gave
her a ferrari, and they also gave her salted duck.
Daniel Turner's here for Power the future duck. Daniel, You're
gonna have to explain.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
This to me.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
You could bribe us a Chinese spy with salted duck.
That almost sounds racist, Like that can't be the real news.
That sound dude, who wrote this? Is this the Babylon b.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
It sounds like something you would read in an old
history book when they say the Indian sult Manhattan Island
for twenty four wampum and you're like, what is that? Tolly?
It's kind of the same idea he wish for sale
for assaulted stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
So that's what it said. It said they gave her salt.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
There's a whole section in the New York Post article
about salted duck, and I guess she loves it. She
lusts for salted duck, just as the Cooma brothers lusted
for her.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
But I digress. Daniel, give me your take on this.
What do you think of this?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
It's remarkable that one democrat seem to have a real
China problem. Right, you ran through a great list. Just
now they seem to have a huge China problem. Vice
presidential nominee Tim Waltz has an enormous China problem. He's
been there, I think thirty Times, considers China a second home,

(09:13):
loves China, loves Chinese communism. The odd thing, though, is
if all right, so you're the governor, right, you're the governor,
and you're working in the governor's staff and this chick
shows up in a ferrari and it doesn't raise his suspicion, like, huh,
I dont know what you make as a government employee.
How do you have a five hundred thousand dollars car? Right?

(09:35):
And and you see this over and over again with
government corruption. I remember not long ago, the head of
the Baltimore school System had to resign and disgrace and
was arrested because she had been stealing tens of million dollars,
millions of dollars, and she drove a maybox and no
one said like, huh, that's odd, right, Like she you know,
she makes one hundred and fifteen thousand. She has a

(09:56):
five hundred thousand dollars vehicle. So of these people not
know that they have spies on their on their payroll
when some of their things are just so darn obvious.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You know, there's a lot to unpack there, But I
do want to point something out you. You had mentioned
how it's generally always a Democrat with a Chinese spy.
And I don't know if there's any there there or
there here from what I'm about to tell you, But
do you remember the story of Angela Chow. Angela Chow
is the sister in law of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
His wife a very influential Chinese American in the business world,

(10:31):
and his sister in law, Angela Chow, also very was
very influential in the shipping world. She was a shipping
industry CEO. And apparently not long ago, she got drunk
and drove her tesla into a pond in Texas and died.
And then she died there and no and is like, well,
that's weird. She got drunk and drove into a pond
and couldn't get out of the water quickly enough.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
They said, Oh, she was drunk, that's nothing weird about this,
But that does seem weird to me. It seems very
weird to me that she was drunk in a tesla
and she drove into a pond. It wasn't like she
was drove off a bridge or something like a pond.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
You just a pond. Can't you just wade around in
the water. How did you die in that?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, there's there was definitely some something odd about that story.
I remember when it broke.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Again.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
It's just there's too many there's too many uncertainties in
a scenario like that, like like it just doesn't add up,
and you know nothing about China adds up. I'm very
uncomfortable with China. I deeply dislike the Communist Party. I'm
sure the people are lovely, but their government isn't. Their
government is evil and corrupt and and I don't know.

(11:42):
I think we should be talking more about China. Comma
should be talking about anything, first of all. But you
would think we would be making China anything anything at all.
Baseball scores just talk about something. Don't put on your
fake headphones, but but you would. I would be really
happy to see an entire debate about China their prominence

(12:04):
in the world. You know, they have two hundred and
something warships surrounding the Philippines right now? Are we going
to get dragged into you know, we've we always talk
about Taiwan. Are we going to ge dragged into another
naval incursion in the east because of China? So yeah,
I don't like China at all, and they have way
too much influence in our country and in our day

(12:26):
to day lives.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
All right, So when this woman Lynn's Sun was a
Chinese spy working in the Cuomo administration, it's pretty obvious
what she would need to do to fall into Cuomo's
good graces. I'm sure none of us need to describe
what probably happened in the governor's mansion with a Chinese honeypot.
I'm just guessing. I know, I don't actually know, to
be clear, But what do you do to win over
Kathy Hkl? Well, during Kathy Hokl's tenure, which is still

(12:50):
going on, obviously, with Lin Sun working in her office,
New York Governor Hokal's deputy, Lin Sun decided to demand
equity in America because China knows DEI is a great
way to demolish our country, and white liberal women love it.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
I think, you know, when people say diversity and inclusion.
I think everybody agrees, or most people generally agree that
it's a good thing, right, But I think right now
we also need to bring in the word equity, right,
diversities when you say that there's you know, many different
types of people with different backgrounds, and they're all, you know,

(13:25):
invited to the table. Inclusion is when you know, we
include all of their ideas. But equity is when we
make sure that all of the people who are at
the table.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
All right, stop it right there. So you've heard this before,
isn't it weird?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I mean, first of all, she doesn't have the thick
Chinese accent you expected, but she's still a Chinese spy.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
And we have some of these people in our government
right now.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
They have a close connection to the Chinese, a state
right to China, but they're American for the most part.
And I'm not trying to make this a racial thing. Look,
we support Taiwan and plenty of communists people want to
get out of communist China. You know, for a long
time we've offered refugee status to them. But you really
got to wonder, this person seemed American, Daniel, how many

(14:08):
of these people seem American, but they're not.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Well, I mean, it's the premise of that wonderful show
The Americans that was on a couple of years ago
that I thought was fantastic about Russian spies. And obviously
it was a fictional show, but it was based on
a reality, right. I mean, our enemies have always and
we have spies as well, don't get me wrong. Right, Like,
this is a game that's played an international intrigue, but

(14:33):
there are definitely a number of people operating in this
country who are doing it on behalf of a foreign agent.
And you know, we have we should be paying more
attention to that and vetting these folks, especially if they
have the ear of the governor, if they have the
ear of elected officials. But you know, what is our
FBI doing. You know, we're looking at who goes to

(14:53):
Latin mass right, who's members of a mom's book club?
Those are the list they're compiling, So we make our
eye off of the real threat. I gotta tell you,
I would be reluctant to have you know, any Chinese
national in any position in any company or anything at all,

(15:14):
and you can say, well, you know, they're also here
on a green card and they became an American citizen.
China does not let people out of their country, right
if you escape as one thing. But if they let
you leave the country, it's because they have allowed you
to leave, and they've allowed you to leave for a purpose.
So the Chinese tourist who's walking down the street right
now is there with permission from the government because he's

(15:36):
probably doing something. And the fact that they're getting jobs
in our government scares the crap out of me.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Is it possible as we look at this news story
that salted ducks aren't getting the attention they deserve. I mean,
what food would we have to bribe you with to
become an agent? A secret spy? Daniel Turner of Power
in the Future.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
You know what, I do love Chinese food And if
you wrap anything in a little pastry like a dumpling,
I'm the happiest guy in the world. So anything that
is wrapped in pastry, tortellini, dumpling, a perogi, yeah that's
the way to go. Food meat wrapped in in a
in a in a doe rapper, dunked in a sauce

(16:17):
is the greatest way to go. And I guess yeah,
I would sell out Kathy Hulkl for for some dumpling,
for some corn dogs or.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Some what about this?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Some people have speculated maybe in the article it was
a typo and they didn't mean to type ducks. Took
him a second. You don't have to respond to that.
Daniel Turner, Powerthefuture dot com. Follow him on social media.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
If you can hear my voice, you're still above ground,
alive in listening to Kinny Webster on KPRC nine, p.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Fifty plus, you don't smell like a dead person. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
We would like to apologize for the cultural appropriation and
the and the typo involving the word ducks.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
You know why I am playing this music comedian Jesse
Payton live in studio right.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
Now, because you're trying to make a pass at me. No, No,
I'm really turned on right now. This is a recording
I made of the rock band. No, you can be
turned on.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
You're allowed under hr director said, you're allowed to be aroused.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's fine?

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah? Is that? Let me see? You didn't skirt up,
did you? You?

Speaker 9 (17:22):
You should hang on. It wasn't in frame. I was
trying to get in frame. I have a good side.
It's usually from behind. Is that I think I missed
it up.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, the reason we're playing this there's a delay, I see.
The reason we're playing this music is because it's royalty.
I own this recording, and if I play music I
don't own, I get flagged all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh wow, because this.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
For those that don't understand what's going on, I'm Kenny Webster,
I'm a talk radio show host, and you're watching this
because you follow me on social media.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Presumably or maybe you don't. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
And because our radio studio has commercially licensed music in
it when we come back from when we live stream
on social media. YouTube doesn't know that, and Facebook and
acts and all that other stuff. So I get into trouble.
But because you're not supposed to play commercially licensed music,
which Donald Trump just got into for playing the song
hold On, hold On, I'm coming, You can make a

(18:12):
joke about that.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, normally it doesn't come out so clearly when
I say it.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Thank you, comm Sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Jesse Payton For those that don't know, Jesse Payton is
a red pilled comedian, but he works blue.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Would you explain what that means to people that don't
get it, I don't know. I used to be colorblind.
This is not a joke.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
So it was two thousand and nineteen eighteen, and I
was doing all Penis jokes, you know, because they're real
short like mine, and I'm yeah, I'm the one liner
of Penis jokes. And I didn't I had a joke.
The joke was stupid. It was a throwaway joke. It
was like, I don't do political jokes. I wrote a joke.
I definitely don't do jokes about the Clintons. I repeat,

(18:54):
I have no jokes about the Clintons. And then I
was like, I sent Hillary Clinton an email. I think
that counts as a suicide note. And I was like,
I'm so non political. I didn't even know who the
vice president was. Well, this joke was true at the time,
twenty nineteen. I was a thirty nine year old man.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I didn't know who the vice president was.

Speaker 9 (19:13):
And I'm ashamed to admit it, but whatever, And I mean,
at the time, you know, you know my background.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Like I was into politics.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
I wasn't into politics, and you know, I had a felony.
I couldn't vote, I wasn't allowed to own a firearm.
That issue didn't matter. I got no kids, so none
of the issues mattered to me. I didn't but I
grabbed my phone and I was like, I'm going to
google who the vice president is. And then I literally
slid my phone away. I was like, I'm going to
keep this joke authentic and then and then I said
that at a show and a dude shouts out, it's Pence.

(19:43):
And at the time, Hunter Pence played right field for
the Houston Astros.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm like, Hunter Pence is the VP.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
He oh, yes, this is all Like, how how is
he playing right field for the Astros and you know,
being back up to Donald Trump? So yeah, it was
I was. I was not very red pilled. Then I
started torn with Chad Prather. I was a common sense guy.
I didn't realize common sense was political now though it is.
I thought having a penis made you a man. I
didn't realize that was politically charged. Now to me, it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
So no, it's true, absolutely having a If you're a
biological man with a penis and not a you know,
that's a political thing now anyway. Jesse Payton is very funny,
comic and he's it's an interesting story. Your story's fascinating.
You were a criminal as a young man, and now
you're an adult and you do political jokes. You're one
of Don Junior's favorite comedians. You went viral on the

(20:31):
internet because of a bit you did that flaccid microphone
is causing problems for you.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
We're good, We're good. I know, I'll spin on it.
Thank you. Haktuah.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Yeah, so I went viral, and again, like you said that,
it was the common sense thing. I just made jokes
about common sense, right. You know, when Leah Thomas won
female Swimmer of the Year and didn't start the year
as a female, I thought it was weird.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I made jokes about it.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Then they call me transphobic, and I'm like, I thought phobia,
like anophobia means you're scared of spiders. I'm not scared
of trans people. But it's funny to make jokes about.
And you know, I always tell everybody my jokes are
rated E for everyone. I make fun of literally everybody.
So yeah, I didn't realize that that was towing the
line of political humor. I thought it was just common

(21:17):
sense in humor and things that DEVI eight.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You know, the.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
Absolute value away from common sense was were things that
I thought were funny, I didn't realize that made me political.
So yeah, it put everything's political now, sports, everything, everything.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
And one of the things that I we're just talking
about this off the air, one of the things that
made comedian Jesse Payton one of the most popular upcoming
comics around the country right now political was this video
that we are about to watch right here. And boy,
this would be a lot cooler if it worked. Told
on a second, did I not set this up correctly?
Let me fix it? There we go. Okay, it was
this video. I think it's working now. Hopefully they could
see this. This is a video of a guy that

(21:53):
was using the Walmart app to buy his groceries. And
I got to think this is what redpilled a lot
of people, whether anyone realized, is it or not.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I feel like, oh, goal be sick.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
I just like looked through my Walmart history and I
found this, like Walmart order from two years ago for
the whole month worth of groceries forty five items cost
one hundred and twenty six dollars a whole month of
groceries just for me. Basically, sure, but I did notice
this reorder, all button, and I wanted to see how

(22:26):
much it would cost. Now, now, this order of forty
five items for one month would have cost four hundred
and fourteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
All right, I'm gonn pausitve right there because I think
he used some language right here that we ought not used.
But uh, Jesse Payton, very funny comedian who is not political.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You just got red pelled.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
It's mind numbing to think that in that short amount
of time that really happened. Because I'm a single guy,
I live by myself. I do a lot of the
uber eat stuff now, but I remember struggling paycheck to
paycheck and the disparity in that price, you know, one
hundred bucks to one hundred and twenty dollars to four
hundred and fourteen's.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
That's that's criminal.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's criminal, And of course there's a system stacked against us.
I mean you, I always think it's so weird that
people on the left think they're the rebels. You agree
with every fortune five hundred CEO, every Silicon Valley tech giant,
every corporate entity agrees with your political beliefs. You think
you're the punk rock edgy alternative to the mainstream. That
can't be they can't be that naive.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, you can't be a Taylor Swift.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
You can't get your politics from Taylor Swift and feel
edgy like you're not the new cool thing, because this
stuff is indeniable, like that what this dude did, that's
that's undeniable. That the inflation was that was that high,
and that's you know, I mean, I'm fortunate I have
a good career now since things have blown up where
I don't feel the strain of that. But those are
the people who are, you know, vehemently against it, and

(23:50):
they're putting the people in power who are perpetuating this.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
All right, we're on the radio right now, but obviously
we're also on social media.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I know it's two people listening to the radio.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Half of this is couldfusing into people watching us on
social media. The other half's confusing, but that it's a
medium of audio in both visual and so I want
to talk a little bit about going from that topic
to this. Do you want to comment on this woman
before we play the video, kind of a chesty woman
who looks like she had lip injections.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't have a problem with that, No, absolutely, not.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Yeah, she's definitely a yeah, she's she looks filtered in
real life.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
She looks like a girl you would bring to a
comedy show that you met on tender or something.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah. Absolutely, this definically looks like a Jesse Peyton girl.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
But anyway, I digressh listen to this experience people are
having with the Amazon echo, sometimes referred to as Alexa,
because that's the thing you.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Say, Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party
or a specific candidate.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
You can't, No, no, Alexa, why should I vote for
Kamala Harris?

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Okay, to vote for Kamala Harris? The most significant maybe
that she is a strong candidate with the proven track
record of accomplishment as the first female vice president, Harris
has already.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Broken the Okay, so you immediately can why this is crazy, right?
I Mean, this is Silicon Valley telling us who to
vote for. And we've seen this before, haven't we.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
There's so much unpacked there. The very first thing is
when when it's hey, why should I vote for Trump?
She doesn't say we can't endorse Trump? She Alexa says,
we can't endorse any political party of influence. Sure, okay, cool,
if that was true, good for you, stay stay neutral.
But then when it's why should I endorse or vote?
Why should I vote for Kamala Harris? Now it's like,

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not only should you, but here's a plethora of reasons
why specifically.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The main one and then the main one.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
Isn't hey, are you tired of this ridiculous inflation? Are
you tired of immigration and all the crime? Or no,
it's she's a brown woman.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Right, here's another video, here's a similar thing. Hang on,
they start with her color and her gender. Go ahead,
I'll fast forward in a little so we can get
past the part Trump part vote for Kamala Harris.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, there are many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris.
The most significant maybe that she is a female African
American from a disadvantaged background who worked her way.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Up to become Hold on, first of all, she's not
from a This isn't even true information. She's not African American.
She's Jamaican Indian. But she's Isn't it weird they go
with a woman who is dark skinned. It's like, hang
on a minute, just you gotta vote for her? She's
got a nice tan tent to her vagina. That's exactly
what you're looking for here, Jesse Payton.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, I I.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
You know, it's it doesn't It doesn't help me at
the gas pump at all, any of those things.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's it's silly. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hey, we we got to take a quick break. But
before we do, aren't you? You have a comedy show
this week in the uptown area of Houston. They don't
normally let me into the uppity parts of town, can.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
I came from like the mean streets of Katie, Texas,
so I basically grew up pretty gangster. But I'm now
doing a show this week in the Galleria area inside
the Loop at CAP's Supper Club this Thursday, September fifth.
Doors are at seven, show starts at seven thirty. We
got a hilarious show me Dustin Simms. You know Dustin,
and then so Trey Tutson. You met him as well.

(27:13):
We did the crowd work show with Trey. We've got
all three of us reached doing thirty minutes at Cap
Supper Club. There's like twelve tickets left, so if you
get one, congratulations you did good. But at Cap supper
Club this Thursday, seven thirty. Jesse Payton Comedy will be there,
and we're not going to have Alexa tell us why
we should overcome aheah.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Absolutely, we will not be you no more with Jesse
Payton right after this quick break.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So don't don't.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Change a change the difference between a politician and a snail.
A snail leaves its line behind. You're listening to Kenny Webster.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I'm playing more royalty free music. This isn't actually royalty free.
This is my friend's BlackBerry smoke. They don't know they're
my friends, but they were in studio one time. Hey Jim,
I'm the only person that has this recording, so I
know I could trick YouTube and Amazon or what are
we on?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Google? YouTube? Twitter?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You enjoy this music? Jesse Payton, comedian Jesse Payton is
in the studio. Jesse, what do you listen to when
you were trying to take a beverage?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Ship? And No, You're good.

Speaker 9 (28:15):
I'm you know, I'm a narcissist, So I like to
listen to my comedy on repeat over and over and
over when I sleep, so uh yeah, I just it
makes me feel good.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Well, you and I have that in common.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I drive around twenty four hours a day just listening
to a podcast of the Walton Johnson Show on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
That's all I do all day long, if you just
turned it on the radio.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
We have been reacting to some of the viral news
of the week, and there's a lot going on right now.
So I got my buddy Jesse Payton here in studio
right now. One of the things we were looking at
was this. A little while back, this gentleman from the
US Navy. Navy Commander Cameron Yost was in charge of
USS John McCain. Go ahead, laugh, everybody if you want.

(28:58):
There's an update to this news story. There was this
photo of a Navy commander that went viral because he
had his scope backwards in the picture. Well, now, apparently
the Navy posted this picture on social media. Then they
deleted it because you know, I mean, how embarrassing that
his scopes backwards. And he's not just a member of
the Navy, he's an officer, if I'm not mistaken, right,
a commander. That sounds pretty important. I've never been in

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the military, but it sounds like it. Well, anyway, there's
an update to this apparently now this guy has been
kicked out of the military. Even the Marine Corps was
making fun of this thing. They said, clear sight picture.
Marines assigned to the fifteen whatever that is, conduct a
live fire deck shoot. They were making fun of how
he's not holding it right. The Navy had a sense
of humor about it. They posted the picture, realized the
screw up said thanks for pointing out the mistake. Now

(29:42):
this guy has been kicked out of the Navy for
lack of confidence in his ability.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
How did this even happen? Jesse, It's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
I mean, what if he's dyslexic, shouldn't there be a
don ass don't tell for this guy?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
I mean, he looks like he looks like the do
who used to look through the kaleidoscope backwards, you know,
remember you look at it and then I know he's
looking down that that that that scope going the wrong way, thinking, man,
this is a really far shot. Why is this de magnified?
I don't understand. He's like I'm shooting one hundred million
yards away. I don't I don't get it, all right,

(30:19):
I'm not mad about that. Like this guy, you know,
that seems like uh gun one, oh one, No, you're
right exactly. It's pretty basic stuff. You watch what Navy Army.
That's a big football game for the Collid College every year.
You're a fan of that at all? I watch it.
It's usually playing on the background while I listen to
my own comedy playing in my AirPods.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Said, of course, right, that's perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
All right, Well, if you're a fan of college football,
it's back since last week and you have a team
at all?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is I? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:49):
I like I'm usually just keeping up with with the
people who were in contention for to make the none
of the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
All right, our friends in Oklahoma had a really interesting idea.
Let me put this up on the screen. I want
people to see this. Actually, there's really nothing to see.
I don't need to have it up on the screen. Okay,
does everybody get what a QR code is? You understand
what a QR code? Yeah, okay, we all know what
a QR code is, and we all know what NIL is,
right name image likeness. We're now paying college football players
and I don't have a problem with this. So a

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lot of these kids' career will peak at.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Age twenty two.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Imagine how much money Johnny Manziel would have if we
just let him get paid for he would have made
a lot of money. Right Well, as it turns out,
not a lot of college kids, even in on big teams,
are making tons of money. So Oklahoma had this idea.
Oklahoma State came up with an idea. Put a QR
code on the player's football helmet, and they said, here's

(31:39):
what's going to happen. If there's a big play, something happens,
some lesser known player gets an interception or blocks a
play right before a touchdown, changes the direction of the game.
You pause your screen, take out your iPhone or your Android,
we're not modeled brand specific er, take a photo of
the QR code, and then you could give the kid money.

(32:00):
This was brilliant. I thought it was a great idea.
The NCAA stepped in and said ought not. They said,
this is your houring out the sport. This is cheap,
and said what do they care? Like, what do you
care if some guy that likes Oklahoma sends thirty bucks
to some kid that just got an interception.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Who gives a crap?

Speaker 9 (32:15):
I think it's crazy that you start with the number
thirty dollars because I think you can buy land for
thirty dollars in Norman. It's pretty bold that you did that.
But they are big college football fans.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
I think that concept is great, maybe not for college football.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I think it'd work really well at a strip club.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
I think if you were at Treasures and Sinnamon walked
in on stage with the QR code tattooed on her
upper chee chee and you were like, hey, stand still,
and they're like, no photos, and you're like, no, this
is Venmo. As you send her, send her three dollars
on Venmo.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I think it's a great idea.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
And then her NIL would be naked in the lounge,
so it would be nil naked in lounge.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
You just send her money and then yeah, take her
up to the champagne room. I like it.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Athletes find in all kinds of creative ways to make
money now, and it's not just about nil or QR codes.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a unique idea.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Athletes doing endorsements for things has been around for a while,
but in the past couple of years, we're now seeing
endorsements for things we never saw before. Like, I don't
think I've ever seen an athlete endorse vaccines right, but
enter Travis Swift, Taylor's boyfriend, Travis Swift, I love it.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Well.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
There are a podcast recently where one of his buddies
called him out on this.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
Yeah, so he Kelsey's been getting crucified by Aaron Rodgers
and a lot of right leaning podcasts for endorsing Pfizer.
And of course Taylor Swift is a moron politically, and
once you use her platform to be kind and do
away with mean tweets and they feel like it just
gives them nobility. But Travis Kelsey's bro like, this is

(33:46):
one of his like frat buddy bros. Said, dude, he
did that for the money. He doesn't believe that. And
you know, at the end of the day, I think
we all have a price. I got a price too.
I'm not gonna lie, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
So wait wait, hang on, Comedian Jesse Payton, you would
whore yourself out to Pfiser?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
What would that cost? Absolutely? Uh for Pfizer. See, I
see now, if we're being realistic, there is a number.
I tell Chad Prayther this all the time. I'm like, Chad,
I know you ran for conservative governor, you know, in
the primary in.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Texas right, and he really did. He got like seven
percent of the vote.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
He did great, And I'm his opener on the tour,
and my whole platform is built on you know, conservative comedy.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
But what people don't realize is this is an act.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
Like I'm telling jokes, Like I don't go up there
and tell my beliefs on stage. So when I get
crucified on TikTok by some basement dwelling triple boosted vexed uh,
you know, liberal with bangs and purple hair and a
nose ring, like she wants to come at me critically,
I'm like, these are jokes, Like I'm writing fiction. Nobody
emails Leonardo DiCaprio for his role in Django and says

(34:45):
you slave owning in words, touting piece of white supremacist.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, it was a role, it was an act. I
do entertainment. It's fiction.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
So when they come at me, so there is a price,
ken and and do I want to perpetuate it? No,
I'm pretty I'm pretty middle on most things we agree
with at that. Yeah, you're not that far into the right,
but you're not. But I'm a guy. You know, there's
two genders. I don't want drag shows at an elementary school.
I think it's freaking stupid, It's inappropriate and sorry, I'm
must drop to f bomb. But I get real adamant
about that. But at the end of the day, I'm

(35:14):
more in the middle. I'm more libertarian. If it doesn't
affect me, I don't care. But again, when I go
on stage, this is my job. This is what I
support my family with, you know, And this is what
you know now. Groceries are you know, four hundred dollars
when they used to be one hundred and forty.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm trying to pay bills with this.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
So I tell Chad that I'm like, I would get
a BLM fist tattooed on one side of my head
and a Pride flag tattooed on the other for the
right number. And that's not a joke that numbers high
because we're doing well now, but it would absolutely, you know,
I would definitely sell out because because it's fiction. The
thing is with Travis Kelsey, you know, he plays football.

(35:48):
He's not an energy, he's not an actor like I am.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Sure you do have a lot of ink though, will
you show us on the put your hold your.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Arm up there? I can't see it's got a ton
of tattoos. And you're a comedian.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
You're on stage in big core Pritt comedy clubs all
over theaters all over the country all the time. What
would if? Why aren't what's stopping you from getting tattoos
from advertisers? I mean it seems like an obvious way
to make money.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Yeah, it would. I I haven't really shopped that. I've
thought about it too. Actually, well, I show my I
show my my naked behind on a lot of my
social media. Sorry about that, Ken, I know you follow
my personal and uh in my business page on Facebook
being friends.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
That Jesse means you're gonna see his naked acid at
some point. I've seen it, yeah, many times. It's fine.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Yeah, and uh yeah, and I've seen Ken's Wiener two.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's whatever, you know, he you know, I mean I
was peeking through his window.

Speaker 9 (36:38):
Whatever. But a lot of people do that. A lot
of people do all right, Well, all that being said,
before we run out of time, here are a couple
more stories. I want to get to Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I don't know if this is real or not, but
Travis Kelcey's reps are very upset about the fact that
there is apparently this I can put up on the screen.
Hold on, one second, there's a contract that's been going around.
TMZ published this, and apparently the contract says that Travis
Kelcey and Taylor Swift's relationship is not real and that
at some point it is supposed to end.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
And that doesn't seem that doesn't seem like it would
be real.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
But then when you actually look at Travis Kelcey's hang on,
as you can some of the things I've googled in
the past. Here his ex girlfriend. You ever noticed she
looks nothing like If he has the type here, that
type is certainly not Taylor Swift. Do I really need
to be the jerk who points out how his last
girlfriend looks nothing like his current girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I guess what I'm saying is, is.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
It possible this is true that this was all for publicity?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
I mean, if you will get a band aid that
says a blue band aid that says Pfizer and perpetuate
the vaccine and boosting for twenty million dollars that's what
they paid him for that, then why wouldn't you have
a fake relationship with a billionaire pop star.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I would, okay, I would, all right, Well, as you
know he's I don't know. I don't know what to
think of this. It wouldn't shock me if it was fake.
But I do not know. I do know this. Before
we run out of time, though, I want to leave
with this one last thing. I think a lot of
our listeners have seen this meme before. This is a
rapper from Houston named riff Raff. People can't figure out
if he's kidding or if he's serious, if he's a

(38:14):
parody of a rapper. But that's besides the point. He's
responsible for this famous meme.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
My main goal is to blow up and then act
like I don't know nobody.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
All right, So that's kind of a famous meme of
this rapper named riff Raff. And whether you knew that
or not, this kid right here just got into trouble.
This kid is from Colorado City, Texas. This is eleven
year old Indikus kuniloak Young. I don't know if I'm
saying his name right, but this kid got into trouble
at his school for saying that meme his teacher.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm gonna just play a minute of this. What happened
when you were at school all.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
The other day.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
I said a meme and hold on, I said a meme,
and the right before I could finish, shit, the teacher.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
The teacher.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
Interrupt me and say you were going to do what?
And and it went all down here from here?

Speaker 6 (39:20):
And what did you say in class?

Speaker 10 (39:22):
My mango to blow up? That's that's all I can
get before to teacher interrupt me.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
But this is the full meme.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
My mang go is to blow up and ACTIEK.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I don't know nobody.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
All right, So this kid, Jesse Peyton, got into trouble
for saying that at school and uh, I look and
we all you know he's uh. I don't think he
did anything wrong. I think he did nothing wrong. It
doesn't but it sounds like his teacher does he have him?
Does he have a speech issue or something? What's going
on here?

Speaker 9 (39:54):
I don't know if he has a speech issue or
if he's just trying to riffraff. I mean, I don't
think Riffraff is going to be a teach articulation and
public speaking, Like Riffraff is never going to be the
model for toastmasters. So I think when this kid fumbles
through it. I'm about to blow up. You're quoting Riffraff.

(40:16):
So but nobody heard the Riffraff video and thought. I
bet the person who mocks the meme sounds worse.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Okay, I think that this kid was dealt and unfair
handed by his teacher.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I don't think the kid did anything wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It sounds like his teacher interrupted him as he was
quoting the meme and thought that he was going to
blow up the school, when in fact, blowing up is
an I don't know if you're aware of this jesse,
but this is actually an urban colloquialism, and what it
implies is that to become very successful. I'm on this
kid's side. I don't think you deserve to get into trouble.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Person.

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Yeah, well, I say that too every day I'm about
to blow up, and I have the same mantra as Riffraff.
Weirdly enough, I want to blow up. So I don't
know nobody no more. And ken you'll know when I
made it, because your messages via text will come through
on your phone green when you message me, that's good,
I'm gone. No, but that means you'll be blocked because

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I made it can and I'm done.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm blowing up.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get chiseled, gold and diamond
crusted point eteeth And uh yeah, this kid was you know,
I don't know. I think the bad thing is that
the lesson was probably about school shooting and blowing something
up for this kid, when it should be about the
people that you follow should not be riff raff.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
So there was a lesson to be had.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
I think it was just the wrong one in this case,
and this poor kid, you know, suffered because of that.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, this kid did nothing wrong and now people are
making fun of him on the internet.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
In the fairness, let me say one last thing in fairness.
In fairness to the teacher, if you were keeping an
eye on one kid in school who might have the
potential to possibly blow up the school, I think her
airing on the side of caution for that kid might
not be a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Okay, Well, it's always important to be careful and that's
the only lesson we want you to take away from this.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
And we all agree.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
We hate the green text messages, right I do. If
you text me with green, I don't know what to
do with that, But I do know this. I'm gonna
be heading out to the Caps Supper Club this week
in Uptown this Thursday at Galeria Houston in the Galleria area.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
I'm gonna be there with Dustin Sims trade tutts and
it's gonna be hilarious comedy show. The venue only holds
seventy five people. We've got over sixty sold so there's
only a few tickets left. The show is gonna sell out.
If you want to get tickets, you can go to
jessezfunny dot com and get those last few tickets. It's
one of a few shows that I'm doing in the
interloop of the Houston area. And if you get offended
by sensitive comedy, if you're not if you're not thick skin,

(42:36):
don't come to this show. You're not gonna have a
good time because we talk crap and it's gonna be
it's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Like to have fun. Hey, I'll tell you what. We
have to end this radio show right now.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
But to those of you watching us on social media,
stick around.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
We'll do a few extra.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Bonus minutes off the radio where we will respond to
some of your comments.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
So hang out for that.

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