May 12, 2025 • 41 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features standup comedian Jesse Peyton. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Giganic government sucks. Suit of happiness. Radio is DeLux. Liberty
and freedom will make you smile of a suit of
happiness on your radio toil, just as cheeseburgers a libery
rise at food.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
According to a new report, the most socially accepted number
of sex partners for men is four to five, for
women it's two to three. And for the Kardashians, I'm
guessing I don't know, one hundred and forty seven, a
lot more I would assume. Hi, everybody, I'm Kenny Webster.
Thank you for turning on your radio today. So much
going on. Comedian Jesse Payton stopping by in just a
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little bit, so stick around for that. But first of all,
before we go anywhere, we begin our day with lots
and lots and lots of good news, so much good
news that it's never been more transparent. How's broken the
legacy liberal media is they're not telling you what's happening.
But over the weekend, representatives from America and the Chinese
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Communist Party met in Geneva, Switzerland to negotiate new trading parameters.
Deals have already been made and further negotiations are underway
for the next ninety days.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We've agreed on new tariffs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Incoming tariffs from China to the United States thirty percent.
For America to sell things to China, it's ten percent.
Clearly we got the better end of the deal. Donald
Trump's art of the deal on display across the Pacific
Ocean right now. It's a good thing. It's a very
good thing. It's not the only good news. Morgan News.
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Trump reconfirmed from the White House Monday morning that American
Eden Alexander, one of the hostages from the October seventh,
twenty twenty three attack in the south of Israel, is
finally being released. That's happening now. Alexander has been held
by Iranian and Katari backed terrorist organization Home for more
than five hundred days. By the way, did you know
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Cutter gave money to Jasmine Crockett a lot. We'll talk
about it later. She's the congresswoman from the Metroplex who
says a lot of racist stuff. Anyway, Hamas is still
refusing to turn it over the bodies of four Americans
who were murdered by the group.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But look, it's a start.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And third, I'm very happy to announce that Hed and
Alexander an American citizen who until recently most thought was
no longer living. Thought was debt is going to be
released in about two hours actually, and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He's going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Released before the eyes of Steve Whitcuff, who has done
a fantastic job. I just, you know, I know a
lot of people that have a lot of talent. I
know Steve, he had a lot of talent. But I
know a lot of people with a lot of talent.
But I had this one that I thought had a
special way about him, special personality, aside from being a
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good deal maker, had a special way about him. And
it was Steve knew very little about the subject matter.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Who does. Let's pause it right here.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So Alexander's hometown in New Jersey is very excited now
he's finally going to return to his mom one day
after Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Just a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Meanwhile, one of the lesser the wars are probably least
concerned about right now, India Pakistan. They've agreed on a
ceasefire the US helped deliver in India Pakistan ceasefire. Kennet
hold that remains to be seen, but for the time being,
it's a start. This week, Speaking of ceasefires. Trump is
going to join Putin and Zelenski in Turkey for a
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discussion to end the Russian Ukrainian War. More good news
happening all around you, all over the place, all the time.
Donald Trump today's signing executive orders on pharmaceutical costs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
How could anyone be upset about this? You remember the liberals.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Murdered the healthcare CEO because they were upset about the
cost of healthcare in this company. Well, Donald Trump signed
an executive order to lower prescription drug costs by thirty
to eighty percent, and it's affected pharmaceutical stocks. You're supposed
to feel bad for the pharmaceutical companies today, according to
the liberal media. Just remarkable, how stupid these people are.
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This is everything they ever wanted. Donald Trump is doing
what they wanted. The stock market today jumped up a
thousand points right at the opening. Have you looked at
your four oh one k today. Unless all your money's
invested in the pharmaceutical industry, I'll bet you're having a
good day, unless, of course, you're a Democrat. Nothing is
ever good for the Democrats. They're so angry all the time, constantly,
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just furious in any news that involves Donald Trump. Trump
is on his way to the Gulf Coast, not the
Gulf of America, but the Persian golf and he isn't
talks to receive a Boeing seven forty seven from the
government of Cutter, and it's supposed to be loan to
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him for the time being. There's been some discussion of
it being a permanent gift that remains to be seen.
Oddly enough, Liberals are really mad about this. I'll bet
they impeach him over this. I bet they do. We've
received gifts before from foreign countries. Cutter wants to give
Donald Trump a gift. They want to give him an airplane,
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an airplane manufactured by an American company. And again, for
the time being, it's supposed to just be alone. You know,
he's on his way over there, and he's not going
to keep the thing. Probably won't, who knows. There was
some talk of them gifting it to his presidential library.
That has infuriated Democrats again. I bet they impeach him
over this. That's the top news story today at ABC News.
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Not the impeachment narrative, I think that's yet to come,
but the idea that he's receiving this gift really upset
him them, it really upset the liberals. Foreign countries give
us gifts all the time. The Statue of Liberty was
a gift for France. The Resolute desk that the White
House president, that the president's use in the Oval Office
a gift from the Queen of England, plenty of other examples.
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But for some reason, when Trump does it, it's supposed
to be some kind of crime against humanity. You're supposed
to be furious and outraged and angry TDS on full display.
Imagine waking up today seeing the stock market thriving, learning
that war around the world is ending, hearing the news
that hostages in the Mideast are finally being freed, and
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drug costs something that liberals claim to be more angry
about than anything, actually coming down right now, seeing all
of this and saying to yourself, Trump is still bad.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio. I guess
it's not available in Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
The head of the Library of Congress has been fired.
It's not like anyone in Congress reads anyway. What's the
big deal? What's a library? Asked Jasmine. Hi, everybody, we're
back from break right now. It's great being here with you.
Thank you so much for turning on your radio. In
a short amount of time, comedian Jesse Payton will be
joining me. We're gonna live stream on social media. We're
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gonna look at some of today's more peculiar news stories,
so stay tuned for that. That'll be a lot of fun.
I am just a guy that notices things I call
balls and strikes.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's all I do. That's what I am. That's who
I am, nothing more and nothing less.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I can't help but notice how terribly often the liberal
media has been wrong lately. Townhall dot com today reporting
on the obsession with Secretary of Defense Pete hag Seth.
It's approaching sexual harassment levels of creepiness from the Democrats. Look, Libs,
you lost, he not going anywhere. You couldn't clip him
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during his confirmation hearings. You couldn't topple him with that
signal Gate story that went nowhere. Even other little stories
to that effect have sunk. No one believes the lying
media anymore. It really is a fantastic thing to witness.
There's a college newspaper Ivy League level, The Daily Princetonian
has the latest attack on heg Set they said he
might have plagiarized some parts of his senior thesis. I'm
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sorry you're just now figuring that out. The story's premise
is undercut in the first few paragraphs. Also, who cares.
He's not resigning over this either. They explained it in
the story that a part of his thesis paper looked
like an awful lot like someone else's thesis paper. Here's
a little quote from the article. The article is not
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cited in headsized paper. It says a review of Hegseas's
thesis by the Daily Princetonian found eight instances of uncredited material,
sham paraphrasing, and verbatim copying. Wow, that's interesting. You guys
didn't care at all that the president of Harvard University,
a black woman, had pretty much committed the same thing
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you're accusing of Pete Hegsett. They're doing all over the place.
I'm sorry you're mad about plagiarism. Now we give an
a for effort on this, but it's still a nothing burger.
The left's got nothing. The real plagiarists appear to be
all leftists, some of which had ascended to the presidencies
of Ivy League schools. They were booted once they were
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exposed as throughout frauds. But whatever, If Pete Hegseth is
guilty of plagiarism, doesn't that make him no better than
Joe Biden. Oh, I guess Hegseeth can't be Secretary of Defense.
He'll have to be president now. Joe Biden infamously plagiarized
portions of UK labor leader Neil Cannock's speech during nineteen
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eighty eight election, killing his first White House run. He
actually got into trouble for it more than once. And
here's another interesting news story today from Breitbart dot com.
Today's edition of why the Democrat Party is no longer relevant?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Did a poll? Who did this poll? This is polling
data from Rasmussen.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Seventy three percent of Democrat voters and eighty percent of
self identified liberals want Elon Musk thrown in for what
he didn't commit a crime. You want to imprison someone
because you don't like their politics. There's a word for that,
and it rhymes with Cassism starts with an F. I'll
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give you a hint. That's what you accuse us of
being a new telephone online survey of one thousand and
sixty seven US likely voters was conducted on April thirtieth
to May fourth. They found that fifty four percent of
likely voters would support a hypothetical law that would imprison
Musk for his role in the Department of Government Efficiency.
That includes thirty nine percent who strongly supports such a law.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
A law for what. Here's the exact wording of the
setup question. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Elon Musk helped create the new Department of Government Efficiency
or DOGE. Some claim that DOGE has engaged in unconstitutional activities,
while others support doji's efforts to reduce government spending. Would
you support a hypothetical law that would ban Elon Musk
from serving in government?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Here's the next question.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Would you support a hypothetical law that would imprison Elon
Musk for his role in DOGE? And the fact that
a majority of Democrat voters would support imprisoning Elon Musk
for trying to make government more efficient is a shocking
indictment of the modern left. These people have become increasingly
tyrannical in recent years. Be scared they want you in prison.
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We've reached a point where a lot of people in
this country would rather just unjustly punish those they are
ideologically the opposite of than fix the broken system that
Elon Musk is trying to reform. Thanks to sore loser Democrats,
America is closer to Nazi Germany than at any time
in history. Fortunately, they're not in charge of things, so
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that inconvenient fact is changing. For no other reason than
he's Elon Musk and looking on at the government, sixty
eight percent of Democrats would ban him from serving in
a government. These are Democrat voters, y'all, rank and file Democrats.
They're willing to manufacture a law that would legalize throwing
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Elon Musk in prison for sacrificing his most important asset,
his time to try and make the federal government more
efficient and less expensive and less corrupt. That's the thing
that's so wild about this. What these Democrats object to
rooting out the federal corruption, things that waste tax dollars. Well,
they're wasting tax dollars in leftist institutions. They're funding Democrat policies.
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Nobody voted for political tax dollars going to people's political campaigns.
The priorities of lobbyists, not the American people. That's what
that money was going to. From your wallet to usaid,
from your wallet to non government organizations that are doing
things the federal government couldn't legally do, so they had
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some nonprofit to it. All these do is encourage more
illegal immigration or lop off the breasts of a thirteen
year old tomboy. You want your tax dollars going to that.
Millions of dollars went to George Soros. Billions of dollars
went to organizations connected to Stacy Abrams. If you don't
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know who those people are, and I'm sure most of
you do, google them or don't use groc no one's
really using Google anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there's a reason why. Google is one other institution
that was corrupted by the left, and deep down Democrats
know their policies are unpopular. Cheating is the only way
to pretend otherwise. Without all the federal loophole dollar bills
they can take from the federal government, they cannot pay
their grassroots protesters. Without public unions, there's no way to
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funnel billions and tax dollars in the form of union
dues to the Democrat Party campaign coffers. Sorry, kiddos, parks closed.
Moose out front should have told you that is amazing.
This pulling at is a group of voters, it's a
group of activists. It's a group of politicians that it
becomes so fascist the rule of law no longer matters
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any Maybe it never did. They want to win, so
they create kangaroo courts where they can send you straight
to prison. They tried to do it to Donald Trump.
He's the only thing standing in the way of you
and them. Hell, we already saw this with the left's
obscene attempts to bankrupt and imprison him and his family.
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There will be more. And then came Elon Musk. A
vast majority of Democrats loved him a few years ago.
Now they want a law written that will throw this
man in prison. He hasn't broken any laws. They want
to create a laws so he gets into trouble. Democrats
can't win an election without flooding our country with millions
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of unvetted third worlders. They want to mutilate children. They
want to groom your kids. They want the prisons emptied.
They want to destroy the public schools, taxpayer funded, crack
pipe smoking kids. Hunter Biden's laptop isn't real. Joe Biden's
not a criminal. They don't live on planet Earth. They
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don't care that the war in India and Pakistan is
ending because of Donald Trump. They don't care that Putin
and Zelenski are going to meet together this week to
negotiate ending a war because Marco Rubio was a charming
little man who was kind enough and articulate enough, but
not threatening enough to convince them they should have a meeting.
The trade war is ending, your stock portfolio is spiking today.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
They don't care. They don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They don't care that Donald Trump signed an executive order
to lower the cost of pharmaceuticals, something they've been asking
for for years. England today has announced that they are
going to start to mirror and mimic our immigration policies.
The Prime Minister of England said, we don't want to
live on an island of strangers. All these refugees and
migrants aren't improving our economy. They're just making more cultural
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clashes here in the Nation of Great Britain. God help
us if the Democrats ever assume power again, because if
you thought they were playing for keeps before, you haven't
seen anything yet.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Sure it is a star cousin right here for seeds.
It hop it's ha worked to host the show with
a couple of knucklehells. Can western gitya?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
A Soviet Aris spacecraft crash to Earth fifty three years
in orbit. That's how long it was out there, crashed
down to Earth. It was a tragedy that Katy Perry
wasn't on board that thing. I think that's a tragedy. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. We are broadcasting live on a Monday
and look who just walked in local hool again. Jesse
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Payton looking at his phone. Hey, yeah, writing tweets?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Are you sharing? You could share?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
No, I just had to turn off my location. My
parole officer can't know that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, No, that's ununderstandable. Yeah, you're in the same building
as the Russian consulate right now, Jesse. I I know
that because I briefly dated a woman who wanted to
go visit the Russian consulate.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Kenny, let's go, I've known you very long time.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
You don't have to use the word briefly to describe
your relationships.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh there we go?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Good, because how's that? There we go?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I feel very uncomfortable with you positioning this phallax say
microphone in front of my face, Canny, you forgot to
say black phallax. Yeah, Jesse, I hate how you still
lead with I had a very brief relationship with a woman.
You could leave brief out, okay, Ken, No.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I know absolutely, yeah, it's no, it's true. That's absolutely coreact.
Hi everybody, Greetings to those of you connected with us
on social media.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Jesse is here today because we have comedy shows coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
We're gonna be This is commercial for why we're here today,
and then we'll go ahead and start the show. Really,
you and I are gonna be in Jackson, Mississippi, Thursday,
May twenty second, and that's gonna be great, amazing. And
then next night, Friday, May twenty third, we're gonna be
in Mandeville.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Here. Why don't I put this up on the screen
so people could see that I'm not lying to them.
If you're watching us on social media, there it is.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Yeah, nothing on social medias ever, lie, So y'all could Yeah, No,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Here, good news.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Here we go. Here's the fire right, Ah, look at that.
Look how handsome we are.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Man.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
The thing is it's kind of misleading because it says
couple's therapy and we look like a couple.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I know, I've heard that from a lot of people.
They're like, so you're gay.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Now I don't get It's like, well, you know, hey,
now I just know I just got caught fair.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, we figured we just wanted to monetize off of it.
That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But anyway, we're gonna be in Jackson, Mississippi, May twenty second, Mandeville, Louisiana,
May twenty third, Metterie, Louisiana, May twenty fourth. Who wouldn't
want to get marriage advice from two divorced, middle aged
men who act like they're twenty.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Two year olds. And of course that's what we're out here.
We're out here bringing people together.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Jesse, you and I are we love love? Do we not? Well?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You know, we celebrate love. We celebrate all things relationships.
And so if people want to attend this comedy show,
simply go to jessesfunny dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
There's a website and you could purchase tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
And it's a great date night idea for you and
your husband or wife or girlfriend or concubine.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
It's a wonderful date night, and we get a lot
of married couples. We also get single people come. You know,
it's a funny show. It's a comedy show. It is
a spoof parody thing, so we have a lot of
fun with it. But uh yeah, we get more older,
middle aged couples who come out and you know, it's
a good date night.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And I and I tell everybody there that.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
My goal in doing this tour of Couple's Therapy, the
relationship theme comedy show, is to get every guy that
comes to my show, uh, is to get him some
that night. And I guarantee it. I do a full
money back guarantee.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Fellas if you're if you come to the show and
your wife or girlfriend doesn't give you any Uh. Kenny
stays at the Hampton and uh, you could just line
ab outside his door.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's true, Thank you very much. Yeah, and I'm a
generous lover. Why wouldn't you want to do that? Well,
you know I want up with that in mind. Why
don't we start the conversation with this today? They're just
wired differently, Jesse. A shocking portion of gen Z say
they could form a deep emotional bond with an AI
generated partner and even when consider marrying one. According to
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a new study, eighty three percent of young people that
would be like young younger adults born between nineteen ninety
seven and twenty twelve say they could develop a meaningful
connection with a chatbot, while eighty percent said they would
even consider marrying one if it was legal, which I
don't think it is. According to a poll of the
most digitally native aged group, this is a staggering seventy
five percent of gen z also said they think AI
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partners would have the potential to fully replace human companionship.
According to a surveying that included two thousand young adults
people in their early twenties late teen years.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Would you, ah, man, you know what, I can't get along.
I can't get around without Siri, So probably yes, because
I'll stop MAK conversation and ask Siria questions.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
So but I Sirih gets mad at me.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
She'll send me the wrong way on GPS sometimes, So
to make her jealous, I'll make her read text messages
from girls that I'm dating.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So well, you know, just like a jealous lover. Siria
is in trouble today. Apple has to pay an exorbitant
amount of money to people like you and me. You
might actually be entitled to money if you've ever thought
your AI may be listening on your private conversations. Apparently
there's a little paola here. Eligible Apple customers can now
apply for their shirt ninety five million sirih snooping payout dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
There was a lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Sirih could have been listening to your private conversations at
some point for over a decade.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm sure they were.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Who among us hasn't had a conversation about car parts?
And then they looked at their phone and they started
seeing ads for it.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Right, Yeah, Well, if Apple owes you money for snooping,
then my ex wife owes me billions that nosy chicks
I had air tags on everything?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I feel like the AirTag thing is a weird way
to track someone because doesn't it warn them?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I'm told I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
If someone's driving around in a car and there's an
air tag in the car, at some point, it will
alert them there's.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
A Wi Fi.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah that maybe I don't know never, but doesn't that
kind of negate the point of the air tag? Like
if someone stole your luggage and they were driving away
with it. All of a sudden, the Apple AirTag will say, hey,
there's an air tag in here, and then they'd have
the foresight the wherewithal just pull over the car, runfle
through your luggage, find the air tag, throw it away,
and steal your luggage. So what's the point of the
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air tag? Yeah, I don't know the anonymity of that,
but yeah, you would think the only way that it
would work would be to not be detectable.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Getting back to the dating AI thing, Mark Zuckerberg says
that we will be friends with AI, and I want
to dismiss that because he's a weirdo and a strange guy.
But I use it for everything now once I figured
out how much it could do any problem, I have
a woman's angry at me. I don't understand this. I'm
asking Ai, is this a pimple or is it a
herpies or what?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You know?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
What I mean, Like any question, I have to ask it.
By the way, it was a pimple, It's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
But still I was.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Gonna say, this would be a weird way for you
to tell me. But no, Oh, that reminds me Jesse
you might have heard it. Ye, No, but in all
series andness Mark Zuckerberg a weirdo. But is he right?
I mean, look at all these young adults saying they
would marry Ai Kenny.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
The only robot I could have a relationship with is
my refrigerator. So that's it. It's the only thing I'll
wake up three times in the middle of the night
to go visit.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Have you ever messed with the smart refrigerators?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
It tells you when you're out of almond milk, which
I think causes autism.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Right, yeah, I think it does too.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
No, But what I like to do is go to
home depot and set the internet screens with the I
like to go to porn sites and set them there
for in public.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
And like a lows or whatever.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Absolutely, you just set them to that and then people
walk by and they get to see midget porn.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, And that's great for young moms because then that's
a conversation they won't have to have later on.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
And and well I hate that I that I'm pretty
redundant because I'm only five eight.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So when I say midget porn, I also mean porn.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think you're slightly above average for at least you're
in the window there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You're sound like every girl who's ever lied to me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Kid, I'm just trying to be a nice all right,
here's here's another question. I once met a famous midget
porn star in the airport at Shreveport, which is one
of the five which is one of the five places
where I'm a famous person. Right, if I'm in the
airport in Shreveport, Louisiana, people will approach me. And I
ran into a woman whose name is Bridge at the
midget all weekend. We were there doing in appearance all
weekend long. People kept walking up to us. Hey, man,
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you guys at the Walton Johnson show. Did you know
Bridge at the midgets in town? You should go hang
out with her? And I don't know why they kept
wanting us to do that. Finally we meet her at
the airport and she she's exactly what she thinks. She's
short for a midget, Jesse, you know, little litty bitty thing.
Her what is it the help her dog, her support dog.
What's the word for that emotional sport dog? No, I
think it was like service dog. Yeah, her service dog
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was a mini docs and it was a little dick.
It was a little Richard, you know what I mean,
a little wiener dog. I was fascinated by that and
so small, and all I could think about is if
someone sexually attracted this woman, are they.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Is that just a low key way of being a pedophile?
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I don't have the midget kink, so I'm into Yeah,
it's not it's not my bag.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I'm not sure that. But it does make sense though.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
If you if you get turned on anything that two
foot eleven, I don't want you around my children.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
It's very strange. All right, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
A while back, they proposed a law federally, which passed
in a few states but not across the country, outlawing
child sex dolls. Now, to me, I think we kill
the pedophiles. I don't think you could fix them. I
don't think you could cure them. But as a mixed
bag of feelings about this, on one hand, I don't
want to think that that exists.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
On the other hand, isn't that just a shortcut for
federal agents to figure out who the pedophiles are? Like
anybody that bought this thing. If we keep the sex
doll legal, horrible, I know. But is that a way
to figure out who the predators are, to figure out
and maybe give them an alternative?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I don't know. I mean you think if it's if
it's saved one kid. I yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The argument against that. What you just said is like,
is it teaching them to do it?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah? No, I don't know that's fair. I don't know.
I do know that if you kill them, they can't
rape a kid anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm pro execution. You're very conservative on that, very very much.
So what's your most liberal policy? Weed or something?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
We Yeah, we'd gay marriage.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
I don't care. Yeah, I don't care what you do.
I don't care if you do adults. For me, it
used to be war. I don't want to fund both
sides of every war. But now that's a that's a
conservative policy.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Now it changed. I couldn't have been a Republican twenty
years ago.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah, and I'm not you know, I can't tell you
anything on an international policy.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Can I grow up white trash, so I'm not still
very knowledgeable.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Still white trash. Yeah, you could be white trash though
and watch the news. You know that, right?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I mean, yeah, no, So my most.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Liberal will probably be, you know, being pro choice. I guess,
you know, because I think it could be a case
by case basis or you know, with stipulations.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Is how I feel.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I'm not one hundred percent pro life, but I I've.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Never been in a I've never had a scare. I
just changed my phone number. Is that it? And usually
that works? Really? That's it? Thank you Jesse for that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
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Speaker 3 (27:08):
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Speaker 3 (27:22):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
An old photo surfaced of the Pope at a White
Sox game. He not only talks about how he's experienced it.
Imagine that being a White Sox fan. Tough Jesse as
a Barack Obama white Sox fan, he claimed he was.
He said I was from Chicago. Well, he's from Hawaii
or Keya or wherever he actually is from. But I
don't really think he's a baseball fan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't think so either. It's a pandering thing. I
think so too.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Hillary cou likes to eat apple pie at his baseball games.
I'm like, you're just saying the most American stereotype cliche
things you ever heard.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, and he married a tranny. We know he doesn't
eat pie. He's trying to find that many dots. And
you were talking about with the bridget that's exactly correct.
If you're just getting connected to us, we've been talking
about well, Jesse is a you know, he's an he's
he's topical, he's up to date on what's going on
in the world.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
But he's not. You're not like a foreign policy expert.
Now I'm not. You're more I'm a I'm a Penish joke.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well that's yeah, Well that's okay, because maybe you could
help me figure this one out.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Is Emmanuel Macron doing cocaine?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
For those of you that are watching us on social media,
this will make slightly more sense than a will to
people on the radio. But don't worry we'll, we'll, we'll
explain to you what we're looking at. Right now, the
president of France, Emmanuel Macron, who just coincidentally is also
accused of marrying a tranny, I don't know if he
did or not, is in a room with cameras and
they're talking about Ukraine or something.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It doesn't matter. Let's see. Hang on, here's the caption.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Macron, starmer and Merz caught on a video on their
return from Kiev. A bag of white powder is on
the table. Emmanuel Macron quickly pockets it. Merz hides a spoon,
a little mini spoon. No explanation given. Now Zelensky is
known to be a cocaine enthusiast. He had just hosted
them in the room. People are saying, to connect the dots.
(29:09):
We have a little video this year, and there's definitely
a white baggy by the way, who wears a dress
shirt with a hoodie. That's a weird only the French.
And there is a little spoon there. They start taking
photos and you notice Emmanuel mccron realizes it's there, and
then he hides the bag and the other guy hides
the spoon. People are claiming that they're doing cocaine. There's
(29:29):
the Ukraine flag in the background. It would certainly be
on It would certainly be on brand for these people
to use coke. I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
I think it's Alka Seltzer and Alcasilsa doesn't sponsor the show,
so they had to move in. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm
gonna go with that. Now, that's definitely cocaine. Come on,
it's coke. It certainly looks like it. You know, wasn't
there another one of these a while back? There's a
band called what the hell are they called?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There's a band from Italy that got into trouble at
the Eurovision Awards for supposedly snorting cocaine and Manu Skin
that's the name of the band. Watch this video and
tell me if you think this guy is snorting cocaine. Look,
this is a very famous band. They had just won
an award and a lot of people claim he's snorting cocaine.
And then his bandmate notices the cameras on him and
(30:17):
he shoves him. It does look an awful lot like
he's snorting cocaine. Right, It does what I didn't amber heard?
Do it on the stand Is that right, Oh that's
what people think. Yeah, it looked like she that looks
close as well. Isn't it weird that people will just
do cocaine in places where they're supposed to be responsible.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And you know what's.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Funny is that I'm not gonna say his name, but
I tour with a lot of comedians that have been
on the road with a lot and may smoking marijuana
in a green room is a normal thing, even in
red states where it's not legal. And uh, they'll let
comics smoke weed and the green room in a lot
of places. But now a lot of entertainers will try
to get cocaine and do it as well, and they
do it openly like it's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
That's crazy. It makes me I don't like it. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
In the eighties or the seventies, cocaine was socially acceptable,
and then people realized how bad it was for your health.
Back then, there was a magazine called High Times. You're
familiar with this. High Times magazine would talk about cocaine
like it was no different from marijuana.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
And then the studies.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Started coming out, people realized cocaine is infinitely more dangerous
than Marijuana, on the other hand, has health benefits and stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Maybe we're just misjudging the coke addicts because we don't
use coke.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Well, I've never even tried cocaine, can you know me.
I've been sober my whole life. I've never even been drunk,
so I'm not an expert on drugs. Ironically, though, on tour,
the guys call me Cocaine.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
That's my nickname. Why do they call you cocaine, Jesse?
They say it's because I'm white.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
I'm fun at parties and before every show they all
do me in a bathroom stall. Oh yeah, come to
couple's therapy. Thank you very much for explain to us, Jesse.
All right, moving along here in the news speaking of coke, Segue.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It brings me no pleasure to bag on pepsi, but
the people have spoken with their almighty dollar. Recently, doctor
Pepper became the number two slot for sodas pop Pepsi
has been knocked down to three. So it's coke Doctor Pepper,
the former king of pop. That's you know, I'm from
the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Although it has been a few decades now, has been
supplemented supplanted by what some may consider a surprising choice,
doctor pepper. Is this just evidence that there's more people
in the South than we thought. Doctor pepper very popular
and very popular in this That's my favorite drink. I
got it right here.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That's what I'm drinking right now.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
You're drinking doctor pepper. Not allowed to say that on
the I don't know what I'm doing, but I love it.
You could drink doctor pepper is the best. It's sweet
and you go anywhere. And I hate most bars that
are all coke based. It's just cokes, Brighte and diet coke.
But it doesn't have any what is it? It doesn't
have like, uh a caffeine in it? For me, that's
the best part of soda pop.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know. It's the caffeine. You don't, dude, you know,
isn't that obvious? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Uh, that's why you just you supplement it with cocaine.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah that do caffeine free, but do cocaine. All right.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm doing a crappy job of segueing from one thing
to the other. But if you're gonna have a coke,
you might have it with a burger. And this is
technically a political talk show, so it brings me to
this today. Here's our guy, John Cornyn, Senator John Cornyn,
one of the biggest rhinos in the state.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
People hate this guy.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Apparently in he helped Joe Biden pass a gun law,
and he was fervently anti Trump right up until he
needed to pretend he was pro Trump. Recently, he was
seen on social media pretending to read a copy of
Art of the Deal, and he was on page five
or something. He's take a picture of me reading this book.
Nobody thinks you're reading the book. And now is this
(33:35):
on Chimney Rock or Fountain View not far away from
our radio station.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Trump Burger Htown just opened up.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
John Cornyn went to Trump Burger, which has no actual
affiliation with the Trumps.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's just owned by a fan of Donald Trump who.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Sells Hamburger's, and he was photographed standing out in front
of it as if he is a beef loving mega enthusiast.
I don't know if you've seen the picture of his
brisket on the internet, but it's pretty sad.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
It leads me to believe he doesn't eat beef. What
do you think, Uh, yeah, he definitely looks like a
flameing homosexual there. Sorry, I don't know if I'm yeah,
I just I think it's like, what size burgers do you?
I feel like trum Burger would only have one sized
burger and that.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Would be huge, huge, huge, huge huge Cornan upset some
people a while back when he posted this photo of
his brisket on social media. Now, you've lived in Texas
for a while, Jersey, would you react to what we're
looking at?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Here?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Is this like meat loaf? Is it catch up?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Like? What?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
That's terrible?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
This alone should get him kicked out of office, wouldn't
you think?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That's who among us?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And he made it. He clearly didn't smoke it. I
think he made it in the oven. You can't make
brisket in the oven. That's awful unless you're unless you're Jewish,
and then you could do whatever you want. I'm not
judging you, but yeah, that was definitely made by a
white lady.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You think so? Yeah, that doesn't look good at all?
Are you what? Who makes the best brisket? The blacks?
I would think so love.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Yeah, if I see an old black woman cooking food,
I'm I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I'm good with it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, definitely ribs right, absolutely, you ever been to Memphis.
I've seen a dead body in Memphis and minutes later
I still wanted to eat ribs. Oh wow, Yeah, he
was out in front of the Blue City Cafe. Have
you performed in Memphis before? You have several times? Been
never there, but yeah, that's the interest. Were you with
Bridge at the Midget? No, I wasn't. I was with
my ex wife. I've told this story on the radio
a thousand times. We're driving to Beale Street from the freeway.
(35:21):
We're on a road trip Christmas week, late Christmas night,
we're driving through Memphis. Blue City Cafe is open twenty
four hours a day. Some of the best ribs you
ever had in your life, and you can get him
at two in the morning or two in the afternoon.
We're pulling in from down the street. We see a
man standing a cop next to a man laying on
the ground with a bicycle, and my wife says to me, Oh,
(35:42):
that man fell off his bike. Well, it's good that
that CoP's going to help him. Boy, he really must
be heard. He's not getting up, and we keep getting
closer and closer. She's like, why doesn't the police officer
help him stand up? And At some point seconds later,
she realizes he's dead right, and it is a long,
awkward pause, and I say, we're still gonna get right.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I mean, you know, I don't want to not eat.
We came all this way. Maybe it was Joe Biden
on the bike. No, I that's right, it was him
giving his inauguration speech.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
I want to go back to Trump Burger because I
wonder if you go there, and you will, if they
change the fries from French fries and they call them
American fries.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Now I think they don't be awesome. You want to
go eat there? I haven't been. I'm down.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I would definitely love We've given this guy in a
free advertising are three of my favorite things in the world,
Trump's Burgers in h Down.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Do you think so? I love it? I love that too, Jesse.
You know what else? I love traveling with you?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
This upcoming week not this weekend, but next you and
I are heading to one of the coolest places in America.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Metaie. And that's good. That's it. That's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
We're going there. Hang on, why don't I get that
back on the screen? Do I still have that here?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
For those that don't know Jesse Payton, a very funny comedian,
and I will be in Jackson on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Not this Thursday, but next Thursday. We're gonna be in
that's the capitol in Mississippi. Do you think we could
get Tate Reeves to visit us?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Heck, yeah, let's do it. We'll be him free tickets.
You know the governor's name is Tates. Do you have
anything to say about that? Uh?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
As long as there's no inn in taint Ate Tate? Okay, okay,
Oh that's way different.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Have you ever met a have you ever meditate? I
have not. There's a guy there's a senator named Lindsay. Huh.
There's a governor named Tate? Oh wow, and who doesn't
sound very intimidating. Would you name your son Lindsay? No,
I've never I like that.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Remember the owner in the GM of the Rockets used
to be Carol and Leslie. No, Carol Dawson and Leslie Alexander. Yeah,
that's it's very uh uh, gender affirming.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's like a boy named Sue the Johnny Cash song.
Maybe it makes you into hardcore badass, you know, Dick, Butkasse,
you have a name like Dick Buckets you're gonna grow up.
It kicks some ass, that's it, or you're gonna get
your ass kicks. You don't have any other choice with
dick buckets.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
It's like Damica Sue is last name Sue and he
steps on people's head.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
That's a good point. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I don't know who that is, but I love her
football player and he steps on dudes faces when their
face mask comes off.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I need to learn more about sports. Yeah, he's a
lot sport.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Sports references are more helpful than the indie rocket references
that I'm more.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
You go say together, we cover all the bases, which
is why we do couples therapy.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
There's were you can't miss us. That's right politicians. Nobody
cares about sports athletes. You hate the bands. You've never
heard of absolutely reference of all. Anyway, we want you
guys to go, hey, I love you all. Let's read
some comments real quick before we get out of here.
Lindsey Lendsey Lendsey on YouTube says, loved seeing you guys
in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Jesse drug my husband like no other made our night.
What happened? What does she talk?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Did you make fun of her househ I think I
forget his name. What's her name? Does she Lensy Lendsy?
Does she show her husband's name? Because I might have So.
I love doing crowd work, but I'm never mean. I
don't roast the audience members when I When I do CrowdWork,
I like to do fun, engaging stuff. And a couple's
therapy is a lot of fun because we take questions
from the audience and you ask relationship questions and me
and King get to make it funny and we're real
(38:50):
good at that.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, I feel the same way. Margaret says, Happy Mother's Day, Jesse.
What did you do for Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
This year?
Speaker 6 (38:55):
I drove fourteen straight hours NonStop from Gatlinburg home. Lindsay,
my road assistant, she's got she's prescribed to adderall, and
I took one of her adderalls and I drove fourteen
straight hours, only.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Stopping for gas.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
It's legal math, it's since there's Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I didn't sleep a wink lass. I used to when
I was in my twenties. I had a prescription for adderall,
and I will tell.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
You I think it was harder to quit doing adderall
than it was alcohol or Yeah, it's very addicting.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I don't know it was, maybe it's not.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And I was doing fine, and then we stopped at
a gas station and I squeegeed the windshield to clean
all the bugs off, but I was so messed up
on adderall that I squeegeed the bugs off the grill,
the hood, the side mirrors, and then I detailed the
whole car at Pump six at Buckie's in Mandible, which
will also be visiting again this week.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
James Lindsay says, James, you kept calling him Jimmy. According
to her, at the Hattiesburg I kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yes, b D Jimmy. I did do that.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
B D A large large man docks and large stocks
and Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Do you remember right before the Haddiwsburg show, we were
at a gas station and there were three obese black
women in the parking lot of the gas station in bikinis,
and they were doing a photo shoot in front.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Of what I like a nineteen ninety four tundra. It
was like a nie I think it was an auld Tomaw.
It's like we in these streets and they would not
talk to me. I wanted to get my photo taken
with them. I don't know. Was I not charming enough
for them? I don't know. It was you very waspy,
especially in that environment.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I'm Italian, I think right, you think I do I
look waspy? I think I looked like the dude who
would say I'm not racist. My car's Italian. It's German.
Oh that's even worse. That's way worse. Giddy all right, everybody,
we love you all. Hopefully you guys make hey. If
y'all don't mind, we're just moving around here on a Monday.
If you guys don't mind sharing this for us, we
wish you would. DDA says good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Didadda says our meals should always have a refreshing drink.
Doctor Pepper zero is awesome, says Jennifer Zero. I would
never well, I just had a coke heero soon.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
It's the best Doctor Member zero is the best sugar
free drink out there.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
The promotions guy in the studio right next to us
here drinks diet Mountain dew, and whenever I see him
thinking drinking, I'm like, you're the guy.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Yeah, you're the reason they keep making this. No, it's
it's hey, buddy. Of all the things they put in
mountain dew. Sugar's the best thing for you.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Bud. Hey, I love you all.
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According to a new report, the most socially accepted number
of sex partners for men is four to five, for
women it's two to three. And for the Kardashians, I'm
guessing I don't know, one hundred and forty seven, a
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Thank you for turning on your radio today. So much
going on. Comedian Jesse Payton stopping by in just a
(00:46):
little bit, so stick around for that. But first of all,
before we go anywhere, we begin our day with lots
and lots and lots of good news, so much good
news that it's never been more transparent. How's broken the
legacy liberal media is they're not telling you what's happening.
But over the weekend, representatives from America and the Chinese
(01:08):
Communist Party met in Geneva, Switzerland to negotiate new trading parameters.
Deals have already been made and further negotiations are underway
for the next ninety days.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We've agreed on new tariffs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Incoming tariffs from China to the United States thirty percent.
For America to sell things to China, it's ten percent.
Clearly we got the better end of the deal. Donald
Trump's art of the deal on display across the Pacific
Ocean right now. It's a good thing. It's a very
good thing. It's not the only good news. Morgan News.
(01:42):
Trump reconfirmed from the White House Monday morning that American
Eden Alexander, one of the hostages from the October seventh,
twenty twenty three attack in the south of Israel, is
finally being released. That's happening now. Alexander has been held
by Iranian and Katari backed terrorist organization Home for more
than five hundred days. By the way, did you know
(02:02):
Cutter gave money to Jasmine Crockett a lot. We'll talk
about it later. She's the congresswoman from the Metroplex who
says a lot of racist stuff. Anyway, Hamas is still
refusing to turn it over the bodies of four Americans
who were murdered by the group.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But look, it's a start.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And third, I'm very happy to announce that Hed and
Alexander an American citizen who until recently most thought was
no longer living. Thought was debt is going to be
released in about two hours actually, and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He's going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Released before the eyes of Steve Whitcuff, who has done
a fantastic job. I just, you know, I know a
lot of people that have a lot of talent. I
know Steve, he had a lot of talent. But I
know a lot of people with a lot of talent.
But I had this one that I thought had a
special way about him, special personality, aside from being a
(03:02):
good deal maker, had a special way about him. And
it was Steve knew very little about the subject matter.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Who does. Let's pause it right here.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So Alexander's hometown in New Jersey is very excited now
he's finally going to return to his mom one day
after Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Just a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Meanwhile, one of the lesser the wars are probably least
concerned about right now, India Pakistan. They've agreed on a
ceasefire the US helped deliver in India Pakistan ceasefire. Kennet
hold that remains to be seen, but for the time being,
it's a start. This week, Speaking of ceasefires. Trump is
going to join Putin and Zelenski in Turkey for a
(03:40):
discussion to end the Russian Ukrainian War. More good news
happening all around you, all over the place, all the time.
Donald Trump today's signing executive orders on pharmaceutical costs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
How could anyone be upset about this? You remember the liberals.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Murdered the healthcare CEO because they were upset about the
cost of healthcare in this company. Well, Donald Trump signed
an executive order to lower prescription drug costs by thirty
to eighty percent, and it's affected pharmaceutical stocks. You're supposed
to feel bad for the pharmaceutical companies today, according to
the liberal media. Just remarkable, how stupid these people are.
(04:19):
This is everything they ever wanted. Donald Trump is doing
what they wanted. The stock market today jumped up a
thousand points right at the opening. Have you looked at
your four oh one k today. Unless all your money's
invested in the pharmaceutical industry, I'll bet you're having a
good day, unless, of course, you're a Democrat. Nothing is
ever good for the Democrats. They're so angry all the time, constantly,
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just furious in any news that involves Donald Trump. Trump
is on his way to the Gulf Coast, not the
Gulf of America, but the Persian golf and he isn't
talks to receive a Boeing seven forty seven from the
government of Cutter, and it's supposed to be loan to
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him for the time being. There's been some discussion of
it being a permanent gift that remains to be seen.
Oddly enough, Liberals are really mad about this. I'll bet
they impeach him over this. I bet they do. We've
received gifts before from foreign countries. Cutter wants to give
Donald Trump a gift. They want to give him an airplane,
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an airplane manufactured by an American company. And again, for
the time being, it's supposed to just be alone. You know,
he's on his way over there, and he's not going
to keep the thing. Probably won't, who knows. There was
some talk of them gifting it to his presidential library.
That has infuriated Democrats again. I bet they impeach him
over this. That's the top news story today at ABC News.
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Not the impeachment narrative, I think that's yet to come,
but the idea that he's receiving this gift really upset
him them, it really upset the liberals. Foreign countries give
us gifts all the time. The Statue of Liberty was
a gift for France. The Resolute desk that the White
House president, that the president's use in the Oval Office
a gift from the Queen of England, plenty of other examples.
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But for some reason, when Trump does it, it's supposed
to be some kind of crime against humanity. You're supposed
to be furious and outraged and angry TDS on full display.
Imagine waking up today seeing the stock market thriving, learning
that war around the world is ending, hearing the news
that hostages in the Mideast are finally being freed, and
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drug costs something that liberals claim to be more angry
about than anything, actually coming down right now, seeing all
of this and saying to yourself, Trump is still bad.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You're listening to the Pursuit of Happiness radio. I guess
it's not available in Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
The head of the Library of Congress has been fired.
It's not like anyone in Congress reads anyway. What's the
big deal? What's a library? Asked Jasmine. Hi, everybody, we're
back from break right now. It's great being here with you.
Thank you so much for turning on your radio. In
a short amount of time, comedian Jesse Payton will be
joining me. We're gonna live stream on social media. We're
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gonna look at some of today's more peculiar news stories,
so stay tuned for that. That'll be a lot of fun.
I am just a guy that notices things I call
balls and strikes.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's all I do. That's what I am. That's who
I am, nothing more and nothing less.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I can't help but notice how terribly often the liberal
media has been wrong lately. Townhall dot com today reporting
on the obsession with Secretary of Defense Pete hag Seth.
It's approaching sexual harassment levels of creepiness from the Democrats. Look, Libs,
you lost, he not going anywhere. You couldn't clip him
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during his confirmation hearings. You couldn't topple him with that
signal Gate story that went nowhere. Even other little stories
to that effect have sunk. No one believes the lying
media anymore. It really is a fantastic thing to witness.
There's a college newspaper Ivy League level, The Daily Princetonian
has the latest attack on heg Set they said he
might have plagiarized some parts of his senior thesis. I'm
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sorry you're just now figuring that out. The story's premise
is undercut in the first few paragraphs. Also, who cares.
He's not resigning over this either. They explained it in
the story that a part of his thesis paper looked
like an awful lot like someone else's thesis paper. Here's
a little quote from the article. The article is not
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cited in headsized paper. It says a review of Hegseas's
thesis by the Daily Princetonian found eight instances of uncredited material,
sham paraphrasing, and verbatim copying. Wow, that's interesting. You guys
didn't care at all that the president of Harvard University,
a black woman, had pretty much committed the same thing
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you're accusing of Pete Hegsett. They're doing all over the place.
I'm sorry you're mad about plagiarism. Now we give an
a for effort on this, but it's still a nothing burger.
The left's got nothing. The real plagiarists appear to be
all leftists, some of which had ascended to the presidencies
of Ivy League schools. They were booted once they were
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exposed as throughout frauds. But whatever, If Pete Hegseth is
guilty of plagiarism, doesn't that make him no better than
Joe Biden. Oh, I guess Hegseeth can't be Secretary of Defense.
He'll have to be president now. Joe Biden infamously plagiarized
portions of UK labor leader Neil Cannock's speech during nineteen
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eighty eight election, killing his first White House run. He
actually got into trouble for it more than once. And
here's another interesting news story today from Breitbart dot com.
Today's edition of why the Democrat Party is no longer relevant?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Did a poll? Who did this poll? This is polling
data from Rasmussen.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Seventy three percent of Democrat voters and eighty percent of
self identified liberals want Elon Musk thrown in for what
he didn't commit a crime. You want to imprison someone
because you don't like their politics. There's a word for that,
and it rhymes with Cassism starts with an F. I'll
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give you a hint. That's what you accuse us of
being a new telephone online survey of one thousand and
sixty seven US likely voters was conducted on April thirtieth
to May fourth. They found that fifty four percent of
likely voters would support a hypothetical law that would imprison
Musk for his role in the Department of Government Efficiency.
That includes thirty nine percent who strongly supports such a law.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
A law for what. Here's the exact wording of the
setup question. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Elon Musk helped create the new Department of Government Efficiency
or DOGE. Some claim that DOGE has engaged in unconstitutional activities,
while others support doji's efforts to reduce government spending. Would
you support a hypothetical law that would ban Elon Musk
from serving in government?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Here's the next question.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Would you support a hypothetical law that would imprison Elon
Musk for his role in DOGE? And the fact that
a majority of Democrat voters would support imprisoning Elon Musk
for trying to make government more efficient is a shocking
indictment of the modern left. These people have become increasingly
tyrannical in recent years. Be scared they want you in prison.
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We've reached a point where a lot of people in
this country would rather just unjustly punish those they are
ideologically the opposite of than fix the broken system that
Elon Musk is trying to reform. Thanks to sore loser Democrats,
America is closer to Nazi Germany than at any time
in history. Fortunately, they're not in charge of things, so
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that inconvenient fact is changing. For no other reason than
he's Elon Musk and looking on at the government, sixty
eight percent of Democrats would ban him from serving in
a government. These are Democrat voters, y'all, rank and file Democrats.
They're willing to manufacture a law that would legalize throwing
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Elon Musk in prison for sacrificing his most important asset,
his time to try and make the federal government more
efficient and less expensive and less corrupt. That's the thing
that's so wild about this. What these Democrats object to
rooting out the federal corruption, things that waste tax dollars. Well,
they're wasting tax dollars in leftist institutions. They're funding Democrat policies.
(12:28):
Nobody voted for political tax dollars going to people's political campaigns.
The priorities of lobbyists, not the American people. That's what
that money was going to. From your wallet to usaid,
from your wallet to non government organizations that are doing
things the federal government couldn't legally do, so they had
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some nonprofit to it. All these do is encourage more
illegal immigration or lop off the breasts of a thirteen
year old tomboy. You want your tax dollars going to that.
Millions of dollars went to George Soros. Billions of dollars
went to organizations connected to Stacy Abrams. If you don't
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know who those people are, and I'm sure most of
you do, google them or don't use groc no one's
really using Google anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there's a reason why. Google is one other institution
that was corrupted by the left, and deep down Democrats
know their policies are unpopular. Cheating is the only way
to pretend otherwise. Without all the federal loophole dollar bills
they can take from the federal government, they cannot pay
their grassroots protesters. Without public unions, there's no way to
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funnel billions and tax dollars in the form of union
dues to the Democrat Party campaign coffers. Sorry, kiddos, parks closed.
Moose out front should have told you that is amazing.
This pulling at is a group of voters, it's a
group of activists. It's a group of politicians that it
becomes so fascist the rule of law no longer matters
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any Maybe it never did. They want to win, so
they create kangaroo courts where they can send you straight
to prison. They tried to do it to Donald Trump.
He's the only thing standing in the way of you
and them. Hell, we already saw this with the left's
obscene attempts to bankrupt and imprison him and his family.
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There will be more. And then came Elon Musk. A
vast majority of Democrats loved him a few years ago.
Now they want a law written that will throw this
man in prison. He hasn't broken any laws. They want
to create a laws so he gets into trouble. Democrats
can't win an election without flooding our country with millions
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of unvetted third worlders. They want to mutilate children. They
want to groom your kids. They want the prisons emptied.
They want to destroy the public schools, taxpayer funded, crack
pipe smoking kids. Hunter Biden's laptop isn't real. Joe Biden's
not a criminal. They don't live on planet Earth. They
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don't care that the war in India and Pakistan is
ending because of Donald Trump. They don't care that Putin
and Zelenski are going to meet together this week to
negotiate ending a war because Marco Rubio was a charming
little man who was kind enough and articulate enough, but
not threatening enough to convince them they should have a meeting.
The trade war is ending, your stock portfolio is spiking today.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
They don't care. They don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They don't care that Donald Trump signed an executive order
to lower the cost of pharmaceuticals, something they've been asking
for for years. England today has announced that they are
going to start to mirror and mimic our immigration policies.
The Prime Minister of England said, we don't want to
live on an island of strangers. All these refugees and
migrants aren't improving our economy. They're just making more cultural
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clashes here in the Nation of Great Britain. God help
us if the Democrats ever assume power again, because if
you thought they were playing for keeps before, you haven't
seen anything yet.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Sure it is a star cousin right here for seeds.
It hop it's ha worked to host the show with
a couple of knucklehells. Can western gitya?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
A Soviet Aris spacecraft crash to Earth fifty three years
in orbit. That's how long it was out there, crashed
down to Earth. It was a tragedy that Katy Perry
wasn't on board that thing. I think that's a tragedy. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. We are broadcasting live on a Monday
and look who just walked in local hool again. Jesse
(16:37):
Payton looking at his phone. Hey, yeah, writing tweets?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Are you sharing? You could share?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
No, I just had to turn off my location. My
parole officer can't know that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, No, that's ununderstandable. Yeah, you're in the same building
as the Russian consulate right now, Jesse. I I know
that because I briefly dated a woman who wanted to
go visit the Russian consulate.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Kenny, let's go, I've known you very long time.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
You don't have to use the word briefly to describe
your relationships.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh there we go?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Good, because how's that? There we go?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I feel very uncomfortable with you positioning this phallax say
microphone in front of my face, Canny, you forgot to
say black phallax. Yeah, Jesse, I hate how you still
lead with I had a very brief relationship with a woman.
You could leave brief out, okay, Ken, No.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I know absolutely, yeah, it's no, it's true. That's absolutely coreact.
Hi everybody, Greetings to those of you connected with us
on social media.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Jesse is here today because we have comedy shows coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
We're gonna be This is commercial for why we're here today,
and then we'll go ahead and start the show. Really,
you and I are gonna be in Jackson, Mississippi, Thursday,
May twenty second, and that's gonna be great, amazing. And
then next night, Friday, May twenty third, we're gonna be
in Mandeville.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Here. Why don't I put this up on the screen
so people could see that I'm not lying to them.
If you're watching us on social media, there it is.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Yeah, nothing on social medias ever, lie, So y'all could Yeah, No,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Here, good news.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Here we go. Here's the fire right, Ah, look at that.
Look how handsome we are.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Man.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
The thing is it's kind of misleading because it says
couple's therapy and we look like a couple.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I know, I've heard that from a lot of people.
They're like, so you're gay.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Now I don't get It's like, well, you know, hey,
now I just know I just got caught fair.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, we figured we just wanted to monetize off of it.
That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But anyway, we're gonna be in Jackson, Mississippi, May twenty second, Mandeville, Louisiana,
May twenty third, Metterie, Louisiana, May twenty fourth. Who wouldn't
want to get marriage advice from two divorced, middle aged
men who act like they're twenty.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Two year olds. And of course that's what we're out here.
We're out here bringing people together.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Jesse, you and I are we love love? Do we not? Well?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You know, we celebrate love. We celebrate all things relationships.
And so if people want to attend this comedy show,
simply go to jessesfunny dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
There's a website and you could purchase tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
And it's a great date night idea for you and
your husband or wife or girlfriend or concubine.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
It's a wonderful date night, and we get a lot
of married couples. We also get single people come. You know,
it's a funny show. It's a comedy show. It is
a spoof parody thing, so we have a lot of
fun with it. But uh yeah, we get more older,
middle aged couples who come out and you know, it's
a good date night.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And I and I tell everybody there that.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
My goal in doing this tour of Couple's Therapy, the
relationship theme comedy show, is to get every guy that
comes to my show, uh, is to get him some
that night. And I guarantee it. I do a full
money back guarantee.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Fellas if you're if you come to the show and
your wife or girlfriend doesn't give you any Uh. Kenny
stays at the Hampton and uh, you could just line
ab outside his door.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's true, Thank you very much. Yeah, and I'm a
generous lover. Why wouldn't you want to do that? Well,
you know I want up with that in mind. Why
don't we start the conversation with this today? They're just
wired differently, Jesse. A shocking portion of gen Z say
they could form a deep emotional bond with an AI
generated partner and even when consider marrying one. According to
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a new study, eighty three percent of young people that
would be like young younger adults born between nineteen ninety
seven and twenty twelve say they could develop a meaningful
connection with a chatbot, while eighty percent said they would
even consider marrying one if it was legal, which I
don't think it is. According to a poll of the
most digitally native aged group, this is a staggering seventy
five percent of gen z also said they think AI
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partners would have the potential to fully replace human companionship.
According to a surveying that included two thousand young adults
people in their early twenties late teen years.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Would you, ah, man, you know what, I can't get along.
I can't get around without Siri, So probably yes, because
I'll stop MAK conversation and ask Siria questions.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
So but I Sirih gets mad at me.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
She'll send me the wrong way on GPS sometimes, So
to make her jealous, I'll make her read text messages
from girls that I'm dating.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So well, you know, just like a jealous lover. Siria
is in trouble today. Apple has to pay an exorbitant
amount of money to people like you and me. You
might actually be entitled to money if you've ever thought
your AI may be listening on your private conversations. Apparently
there's a little paola here. Eligible Apple customers can now
apply for their shirt ninety five million sirih snooping payout dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
There was a lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Sirih could have been listening to your private conversations at
some point for over a decade.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm sure they were.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Who among us hasn't had a conversation about car parts?
And then they looked at their phone and they started
seeing ads for it.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Right, Yeah, Well, if Apple owes you money for snooping,
then my ex wife owes me billions that nosy chicks
I had air tags on everything?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I feel like the AirTag thing is a weird way
to track someone because doesn't it warn them?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I'm told I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
If someone's driving around in a car and there's an
air tag in the car, at some point, it will
alert them there's.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
A Wi Fi.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah that maybe I don't know never, but doesn't that
kind of negate the point of the air tag? Like
if someone stole your luggage and they were driving away
with it. All of a sudden, the Apple AirTag will say, hey,
there's an air tag in here, and then they'd have
the foresight the wherewithal just pull over the car, runfle
through your luggage, find the air tag, throw it away,
and steal your luggage. So what's the point of the
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air tag? Yeah, I don't know the anonymity of that,
but yeah, you would think the only way that it
would work would be to not be detectable.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Getting back to the dating AI thing, Mark Zuckerberg says
that we will be friends with AI, and I want
to dismiss that because he's a weirdo and a strange guy.
But I use it for everything now once I figured
out how much it could do any problem, I have
a woman's angry at me. I don't understand this. I'm
asking Ai, is this a pimple or is it a
herpies or what?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You know?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
What I mean, Like any question, I have to ask it.
By the way, it was a pimple, It's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
But still I was.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Gonna say, this would be a weird way for you
to tell me. But no, Oh, that reminds me Jesse
you might have heard it. Ye, No, but in all
series andness Mark Zuckerberg a weirdo. But is he right?
I mean, look at all these young adults saying they
would marry Ai Kenny.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
The only robot I could have a relationship with is
my refrigerator. So that's it. It's the only thing I'll
wake up three times in the middle of the night
to go visit.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Have you ever messed with the smart refrigerators?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
It tells you when you're out of almond milk, which
I think causes autism.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Right, yeah, I think it does too.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
No, But what I like to do is go to
home depot and set the internet screens with the I
like to go to porn sites and set them there
for in public.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
And like a lows or whatever.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Absolutely, you just set them to that and then people
walk by and they get to see midget porn.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, And that's great for young moms because then that's
a conversation they won't have to have later on.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
And and well I hate that I that I'm pretty
redundant because I'm only five eight.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So when I say midget porn, I also mean porn.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think you're slightly above average for at least you're
in the window there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You're sound like every girl who's ever lied to me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Kid, I'm just trying to be a nice all right,
here's here's another question. I once met a famous midget
porn star in the airport at Shreveport, which is one
of the five which is one of the five places
where I'm a famous person. Right, if I'm in the
airport in Shreveport, Louisiana, people will approach me. And I
ran into a woman whose name is Bridge at the
midget all weekend. We were there doing in appearance all
weekend long. People kept walking up to us. Hey, man,
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you guys at the Walton Johnson show. Did you know
Bridge at the midgets in town? You should go hang
out with her? And I don't know why they kept
wanting us to do that. Finally we meet her at
the airport and she she's exactly what she thinks. She's
short for a midget, Jesse, you know, little litty bitty thing.
Her what is it the help her dog, her support dog.
What's the word for that emotional sport dog? No, I
think it was like service dog. Yeah, her service dog
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was a mini docs and it was a little dick.
It was a little Richard, you know what I mean,
a little wiener dog. I was fascinated by that and
so small, and all I could think about is if
someone sexually attracted this woman, are they.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Is that just a low key way of being a pedophile?
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I don't have the midget kink, so I'm into Yeah,
it's not it's not my bag.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I'm not sure that. But it does make sense though.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
If you if you get turned on anything that two
foot eleven, I don't want you around my children.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
It's very strange. All right, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
A while back, they proposed a law federally, which passed
in a few states but not across the country, outlawing
child sex dolls. Now, to me, I think we kill
the pedophiles. I don't think you could fix them. I
don't think you could cure them. But as a mixed
bag of feelings about this, on one hand, I don't
want to think that that exists.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
On the other hand, isn't that just a shortcut for
federal agents to figure out who the pedophiles are? Like
anybody that bought this thing. If we keep the sex
doll legal, horrible, I know. But is that a way
to figure out who the predators are, to figure out
and maybe give them an alternative?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I don't know. I mean you think if it's if
it's saved one kid. I yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The argument against that. What you just said is like,
is it teaching them to do it?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah? No, I don't know that's fair. I don't know.
I do know that if you kill them, they can't
rape a kid anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm pro execution. You're very conservative on that, very very much.
So what's your most liberal policy? Weed or something?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
We Yeah, we'd gay marriage.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
I don't care. Yeah, I don't care what you do.
I don't care if you do adults. For me, it
used to be war. I don't want to fund both
sides of every war. But now that's a that's a
conservative policy.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Now it changed. I couldn't have been a Republican twenty
years ago.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah, and I'm not you know, I can't tell you
anything on an international policy.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Can I grow up white trash, so I'm not still
very knowledgeable.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Still white trash. Yeah, you could be white trash though
and watch the news. You know that, right?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I mean, yeah, no, So my most.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Liberal will probably be, you know, being pro choice. I guess,
you know, because I think it could be a case
by case basis or you know, with stipulations.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Is how I feel.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I'm not one hundred percent pro life, but I I've.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Never been in a I've never had a scare. I
just changed my phone number. Is that it? And usually
that works? Really? That's it? Thank you Jesse for that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
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Speaker 3 (27:08):
Hello, my name is Pedro.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
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with producer KINI please stoopy.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
An old photo surfaced of the Pope at a White
Sox game. He not only talks about how he's experienced it.
Imagine that being a White Sox fan. Tough Jesse as
a Barack Obama white Sox fan, he claimed he was.
He said I was from Chicago. Well, he's from Hawaii
or Keya or wherever he actually is from. But I
don't really think he's a baseball fan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't think so either. It's a pandering thing. I
think so too.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Hillary cou likes to eat apple pie at his baseball games.
I'm like, you're just saying the most American stereotype cliche
things you ever heard.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, and he married a tranny. We know he doesn't
eat pie. He's trying to find that many dots. And
you were talking about with the bridget that's exactly correct.
If you're just getting connected to us, we've been talking
about well, Jesse is a you know, he's an he's
he's topical, he's up to date on what's going on
in the world.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
But he's not. You're not like a foreign policy expert.
Now I'm not. You're more I'm a I'm a Penish joke.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well that's yeah, Well that's okay, because maybe you could
help me figure this one out.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Is Emmanuel Macron doing cocaine?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
For those of you that are watching us on social media,
this will make slightly more sense than a will to
people on the radio. But don't worry we'll, we'll, we'll
explain to you what we're looking at. Right now, the
president of France, Emmanuel Macron, who just coincidentally is also
accused of marrying a tranny, I don't know if he
did or not, is in a room with cameras and
they're talking about Ukraine or something.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It doesn't matter. Let's see. Hang on, here's the caption.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Macron, starmer and Merz caught on a video on their
return from Kiev. A bag of white powder is on
the table. Emmanuel Macron quickly pockets it. Merz hides a spoon,
a little mini spoon. No explanation given. Now Zelensky is
known to be a cocaine enthusiast. He had just hosted
them in the room. People are saying, to connect the dots.
(29:09):
We have a little video this year, and there's definitely
a white baggy by the way, who wears a dress
shirt with a hoodie. That's a weird only the French.
And there is a little spoon there. They start taking
photos and you notice Emmanuel mccron realizes it's there, and
then he hides the bag and the other guy hides
the spoon. People are claiming that they're doing cocaine. There's
(29:29):
the Ukraine flag in the background. It would certainly be
on It would certainly be on brand for these people
to use coke. I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
I think it's Alka Seltzer and Alcasilsa doesn't sponsor the show,
so they had to move in. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm
gonna go with that. Now, that's definitely cocaine. Come on,
it's coke. It certainly looks like it. You know, wasn't
there another one of these a while back? There's a
band called what the hell are they called?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There's a band from Italy that got into trouble at
the Eurovision Awards for supposedly snorting cocaine and Manu Skin
that's the name of the band. Watch this video and
tell me if you think this guy is snorting cocaine. Look,
this is a very famous band. They had just won
an award and a lot of people claim he's snorting cocaine.
And then his bandmate notices the cameras on him and
(30:17):
he shoves him. It does look an awful lot like
he's snorting cocaine. Right, It does what I didn't amber heard?
Do it on the stand Is that right, Oh that's
what people think. Yeah, it looked like she that looks
close as well. Isn't it weird that people will just
do cocaine in places where they're supposed to be responsible.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And you know what's.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Funny is that I'm not gonna say his name, but
I tour with a lot of comedians that have been
on the road with a lot and may smoking marijuana
in a green room is a normal thing, even in
red states where it's not legal. And uh, they'll let
comics smoke weed and the green room in a lot
of places. But now a lot of entertainers will try
to get cocaine and do it as well, and they
do it openly like it's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
That's crazy. It makes me I don't like it. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
In the eighties or the seventies, cocaine was socially acceptable,
and then people realized how bad it was for your health.
Back then, there was a magazine called High Times. You're
familiar with this. High Times magazine would talk about cocaine
like it was no different from marijuana.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
And then the studies.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Started coming out, people realized cocaine is infinitely more dangerous
than Marijuana, on the other hand, has health benefits and stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Maybe we're just misjudging the coke addicts because we don't
use coke.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Well, I've never even tried cocaine, can you know me.
I've been sober my whole life. I've never even been drunk,
so I'm not an expert on drugs. Ironically, though, on tour,
the guys call me Cocaine.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
That's my nickname. Why do they call you cocaine, Jesse?
They say it's because I'm white.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
I'm fun at parties and before every show they all
do me in a bathroom stall. Oh yeah, come to
couple's therapy. Thank you very much for explain to us, Jesse.
All right, moving along here in the news speaking of coke, Segue.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It brings me no pleasure to bag on pepsi, but
the people have spoken with their almighty dollar. Recently, doctor
Pepper became the number two slot for sodas pop Pepsi
has been knocked down to three. So it's coke Doctor Pepper,
the former king of pop. That's you know, I'm from
the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Although it has been a few decades now, has been
supplemented supplanted by what some may consider a surprising choice,
doctor pepper. Is this just evidence that there's more people
in the South than we thought. Doctor pepper very popular
and very popular in this That's my favorite drink. I
got it right here.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That's what I'm drinking right now.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
You're drinking doctor pepper. Not allowed to say that on
the I don't know what I'm doing, but I love it.
You could drink doctor pepper is the best. It's sweet
and you go anywhere. And I hate most bars that
are all coke based. It's just cokes, Brighte and diet coke.
But it doesn't have any what is it? It doesn't
have like, uh a caffeine in it? For me, that's
the best part of soda pop.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know. It's the caffeine. You don't, dude, you know,
isn't that obvious? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Uh, that's why you just you supplement it with cocaine.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah that do caffeine free, but do cocaine. All right.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm doing a crappy job of segueing from one thing
to the other. But if you're gonna have a coke,
you might have it with a burger. And this is
technically a political talk show, so it brings me to
this today. Here's our guy, John Cornyn, Senator John Cornyn,
one of the biggest rhinos in the state.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
People hate this guy.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Apparently in he helped Joe Biden pass a gun law,
and he was fervently anti Trump right up until he
needed to pretend he was pro Trump. Recently, he was
seen on social media pretending to read a copy of
Art of the Deal, and he was on page five
or something. He's take a picture of me reading this book.
Nobody thinks you're reading the book. And now is this
(33:35):
on Chimney Rock or Fountain View not far away from
our radio station.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Trump Burger Htown just opened up.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
John Cornyn went to Trump Burger, which has no actual
affiliation with the Trumps.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's just owned by a fan of Donald Trump who.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Sells Hamburger's, and he was photographed standing out in front
of it as if he is a beef loving mega enthusiast.
I don't know if you've seen the picture of his
brisket on the internet, but it's pretty sad.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
It leads me to believe he doesn't eat beef. What
do you think, Uh, yeah, he definitely looks like a
flameing homosexual there. Sorry, I don't know if I'm yeah,
I just I think it's like, what size burgers do you?
I feel like trum Burger would only have one sized
burger and that.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Would be huge, huge, huge, huge huge Cornan upset some
people a while back when he posted this photo of
his brisket on social media. Now, you've lived in Texas
for a while, Jersey, would you react to what we're
looking at?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Here?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Is this like meat loaf? Is it catch up?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Like? What?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
That's terrible?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
This alone should get him kicked out of office, wouldn't
you think?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That's who among us?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And he made it. He clearly didn't smoke it. I
think he made it in the oven. You can't make
brisket in the oven. That's awful unless you're unless you're Jewish,
and then you could do whatever you want. I'm not
judging you, but yeah, that was definitely made by a
white lady.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You think so? Yeah, that doesn't look good at all?
Are you what? Who makes the best brisket? The blacks?
I would think so love.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Yeah, if I see an old black woman cooking food,
I'm I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I'm good with it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, definitely ribs right, absolutely, you ever been to Memphis.
I've seen a dead body in Memphis and minutes later
I still wanted to eat ribs. Oh wow, Yeah, he
was out in front of the Blue City Cafe. Have
you performed in Memphis before? You have several times? Been
never there, but yeah, that's the interest. Were you with
Bridge at the Midget? No, I wasn't. I was with
my ex wife. I've told this story on the radio
a thousand times. We're driving to Beale Street from the freeway.
(35:21):
We're on a road trip Christmas week, late Christmas night,
we're driving through Memphis. Blue City Cafe is open twenty
four hours a day. Some of the best ribs you
ever had in your life, and you can get him
at two in the morning or two in the afternoon.
We're pulling in from down the street. We see a
man standing a cop next to a man laying on
the ground with a bicycle, and my wife says to me, Oh,
(35:42):
that man fell off his bike. Well, it's good that
that CoP's going to help him. Boy, he really must
be heard. He's not getting up, and we keep getting
closer and closer. She's like, why doesn't the police officer
help him stand up? And At some point seconds later,
she realizes he's dead right, and it is a long,
awkward pause, and I say, we're still gonna get right.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I mean, you know, I don't want to not eat.
We came all this way. Maybe it was Joe Biden
on the bike. No, I that's right, it was him
giving his inauguration speech.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
I want to go back to Trump Burger because I
wonder if you go there, and you will, if they
change the fries from French fries and they call them
American fries.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Now I think they don't be awesome. You want to
go eat there? I haven't been. I'm down.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I would definitely love We've given this guy in a
free advertising are three of my favorite things in the world,
Trump's Burgers in h Down.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Do you think so? I love it? I love that too, Jesse.
You know what else? I love traveling with you?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
This upcoming week not this weekend, but next you and
I are heading to one of the coolest places in America.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Metaie. And that's good. That's it. That's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
We're going there. Hang on, why don't I get that
back on the screen? Do I still have that here?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
For those that don't know Jesse Payton, a very funny comedian,
and I will be in Jackson on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Not this Thursday, but next Thursday. We're gonna be in
that's the capitol in Mississippi. Do you think we could
get Tate Reeves to visit us?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Heck, yeah, let's do it. We'll be him free tickets.
You know the governor's name is Tates. Do you have
anything to say about that? Uh?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
As long as there's no inn in taint Ate Tate? Okay, okay,
Oh that's way different.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Have you ever met a have you ever meditate? I
have not. There's a guy there's a senator named Lindsay. Huh.
There's a governor named Tate? Oh wow, and who doesn't
sound very intimidating. Would you name your son Lindsay? No,
I've never I like that.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Remember the owner in the GM of the Rockets used
to be Carol and Leslie. No, Carol Dawson and Leslie Alexander. Yeah,
that's it's very uh uh, gender affirming.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's like a boy named Sue the Johnny Cash song.
Maybe it makes you into hardcore badass, you know, Dick, Butkasse,
you have a name like Dick Buckets you're gonna grow up.
It kicks some ass, that's it, or you're gonna get
your ass kicks. You don't have any other choice with
dick buckets.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
It's like Damica Sue is last name Sue and he
steps on people's head.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
That's a good point. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I don't know who that is, but I love her
football player and he steps on dudes faces when their
face mask comes off.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I need to learn more about sports. Yeah, he's a
lot sport.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Sports references are more helpful than the indie rocket references
that I'm more.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
You go say together, we cover all the bases, which
is why we do couples therapy.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
There's were you can't miss us. That's right politicians. Nobody
cares about sports athletes. You hate the bands. You've never
heard of absolutely reference of all. Anyway, we want you
guys to go, hey, I love you all. Let's read
some comments real quick before we get out of here.
Lindsey Lendsey Lendsey on YouTube says, loved seeing you guys
in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Jesse drug my husband like no other made our night.
What happened? What does she talk?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Did you make fun of her househ I think I
forget his name. What's her name? Does she Lensy Lendsy?
Does she show her husband's name? Because I might have So.
I love doing crowd work, but I'm never mean. I
don't roast the audience members when I When I do CrowdWork,
I like to do fun, engaging stuff. And a couple's
therapy is a lot of fun because we take questions
from the audience and you ask relationship questions and me
and King get to make it funny and we're real
(38:50):
good at that.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, I feel the same way. Margaret says, Happy Mother's Day, Jesse.
What did you do for Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
This year?
Speaker 6 (38:55):
I drove fourteen straight hours NonStop from Gatlinburg home. Lindsay,
my road assistant, she's got she's prescribed to adderall, and
I took one of her adderalls and I drove fourteen
straight hours, only.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Stopping for gas.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
It's legal math, it's since there's Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I didn't sleep a wink lass. I used to when
I was in my twenties. I had a prescription for adderall,
and I will tell.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
You I think it was harder to quit doing adderall
than it was alcohol or Yeah, it's very addicting.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I don't know it was, maybe it's not.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And I was doing fine, and then we stopped at
a gas station and I squeegeed the windshield to clean
all the bugs off, but I was so messed up
on adderall that I squeegeed the bugs off the grill,
the hood, the side mirrors, and then I detailed the
whole car at Pump six at Buckie's in Mandible, which
will also be visiting again this week.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
James Lindsay says, James, you kept calling him Jimmy. According
to her, at the Hattiesburg I kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yes, b D Jimmy. I did do that.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
B D A large large man docks and large stocks
and Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Do you remember right before the Haddiwsburg show, we were
at a gas station and there were three obese black
women in the parking lot of the gas station in bikinis,
and they were doing a photo shoot in front.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Of what I like a nineteen ninety four tundra. It
was like a nie I think it was an auld Tomaw.
It's like we in these streets and they would not
talk to me. I wanted to get my photo taken
with them. I don't know. Was I not charming enough
for them? I don't know. It was you very waspy,
especially in that environment.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I'm Italian, I think right, you think I do I
look waspy? I think I looked like the dude who
would say I'm not racist. My car's Italian. It's German.
Oh that's even worse. That's way worse. Giddy all right, everybody,
we love you all. Hopefully you guys make hey. If
y'all don't mind, we're just moving around here on a Monday.
If you guys don't mind sharing this for us, we
wish you would. DDA says good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Didadda says our meals should always have a refreshing drink.
Doctor Pepper zero is awesome, says Jennifer Zero. I would
never well, I just had a coke heero soon.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
It's the best Doctor Member zero is the best sugar
free drink out there.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
The promotions guy in the studio right next to us
here drinks diet Mountain dew, and whenever I see him
thinking drinking, I'm like, you're the guy.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Yeah, you're the reason they keep making this. No, it's
it's hey, buddy. Of all the things they put in
mountain dew. Sugar's the best thing for you.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Bud. Hey, I love you all.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
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you don't mind. If you're joining us on the radio,
you know, keep your hands at two in ten. Drive safely, everybody.
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
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