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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack gannon government sucks. The suit of Happiness radio is DeLux.
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
It is National Lighthouse Day because lighthouses prevent seamen from
going too far. They're known as the IUDs of the shoreline.
Hi everybody, I'm Kenny Webster. Thanks so much for joining us.
Great to be this afternoon. You know who else is
here this afternoon? Ronda Ward is gonna be stopping by.
Ronda Ward is running for state Senate and she is
a based right wing red pilled conservative. You're gonna love
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hearing from her. State representative. Briscocaine is stopping by. Stand
up comedian Tim Mathis is here. We're gonna give you
all the latest dirt and what's going on in Hollywood,
what's not going on in Austin, Texas, And what's weirdly
happening in the West suburbs of Chicago, a place I'm
very familiar with. I just don't understand why there's so
many Texas Democrats right now. I guess I do know. Hey,
before we get to any of that, can we start
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with a little bit of Washington, DC. We're not gonna
do much there today, but I got to give it
up for my man RFK Junior. He is defunding hundreds
of millions of dollars in r mRNA vaccine funding to
the federal government. The liberal media says this could really
affect the next pandemic. Good. I hope it does. I
hope it does. Derek Hunter recently asked at townhall dot com,
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what the hell is happening over at the FDA right now?
Very fascinating things taking place. If you check the Washington
Post as often as we do, you'll notice something. It's
a website that it's all right, there's not a lot
to be offered there, but it's a newspaper that's marinated
in left wing bias. Would you agree with that they
generally get the basic facts correct as far as the who, what, when,
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and where why, and while they cover the unintentionally absurd.
More often than not, what they're telling you isn't really
good for you. It's not healthy. The message is a
little broken. I gotta think the people that write at
the Washington Post to probably consuming a lot of seed oils.
One great example of a what the hell is happening here? Story?
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Was this one that was published just the other day.
Listen to this headline. Orange juice, known for its tangy
sweet taste, could be made with slightly less sugary oranges
under a regulation proposed tuesday by the Trump administration. I'm
sorry what orange juice is an issue?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sure, if it's all you drink, I can see it
being a problem. But beyond that, I would like to
think the Food and Drug Administration has better things to
worry about. I don't know we're policing orange juice now.
Don't don't get me wrong. The FDA is doing a
lot of good stuff, guys, more natural ingredients in our food,
cheaper chemicals mixed together to taste like natural flavors. That's
a good thing. But it's also burning a lot of
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calories that would be better burned elsewhere. I'm just saying, look,
I call balls and strikes on this show. There have
been problems at the FDA since the start of the administration.
It didn't begin with Trump necessarily, but remember doctor Mark
was supposed to run the agency. Hopes were high for
major advances in health and safety. Then he didn't end
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up working there. We ended up getting this other guy,
Bene Prisad a couple other very important jobs. Persad, who
just made news for being fired by the president, served
as Director Center for Biologic Evolution and Research and Chief
Medical Scientific Order of Hysterectomies and Chemicals Falling from the
Sky or whatever crazy department. There's a lot of jobs
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at the federal government, is the point. And it didn't
go well for him. The Wall Street Journal editorial board
put it like this. They said he was resigning because
he didn't want to be a distraction. Huh, hang on,
one of the top guys of the FDA just stepped
down because he didn't want to be a distraction. The
truth is he was under heavy criticism from patients and
these and these, you know, journalist bloggers, talk show hosts
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for undermining the administration's goal of fast tracking life saving treatments.
Why Maccari would hire someone the Journal described as having
long criticized the FDA from the left as a mystery,
And then you realize they've been friends for a long time.
The thing is, friendships only go so far. It should
have absolutely zero to do with personal decisions. Actually, government
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officials should be barred from hiring friends. I think anyway,
Prossad's leaving now, Maccari wants Proisad back. This is the
stuff you're not hearing about that much from the liberal
media or the conservative media. Why does he want them back?
Because they're buddies. That's why it's likely friendship. But honestly,
I don't care. It's not often you get a do
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over in life. You should never use a do over
to make the same mistake again. Just something to think about, guys.
I like what's going on at the FDA right now.
I like what's going on at the Department of Health
and Human Services. I love the fact that RFK Junior
just pointed out the reason he's defunding all that RNA crap.
Guess why it doesn't work. It doesn't work. As the
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perfect answer, of course, he said it like this. They said,
a Secretary Kennedy, why are you defunding all this mRNA
funding for the Department of Health and Human Services? And
then Kennedy said it doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
The difference between a politician and a snail. A snail
leaves its line behind. You're listening to Kenny Webster.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh this is interesting. There's a hospital parking garage in
Los Angeles. This woman parks her car in the parking
garage at the hospital, goes inside for forty five minutes.
Pretty typical doctor's appointment right comes outside. Eight thousand dollars
is the parking charge. Hospital charges woman eight thousand dollars
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to park there for forty five minutes. Fortunately she was
in the right place to have a heart attack. You know,
I guess that's the bright side of this whole thing.
Thank God we live in Texas. I would not California
is wasted on Californians, you know what I mean. I
guess a lot of them are understanding that. A lot
of polling data from the last several years reveals a
lot of conservatives are leaving that state and coming here,
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just like a lot of New Yorkers are coming to Florida,
and you know, we hope they vote the right way
when they arrive. So pulling data seems to suggest that
they are. But I got to assume if you just
moved to Texas, it might be a little confusing for
you to look at candidates like John Cornyn and Ken
Paxton and see the difference between vast difference here. Ken
Paxton is out investigating Beto O'Rourke for funding the runaway
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Democrats going off to Illinois right now weirdly enough to
criticize what they call jerrymandering. They've flown to one of
the most jerry mandered places in America, and that incredible.
It's just it's remarkable how often these people contradict themselves.
The Texas redistricting things very popular. Of course, right now,
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we would be having a legislative session in Austin if
not for the fact that they're all in Illinois. And
you look at what's going on in Florida. I feel
like Florida and Texas are the two most important conservative
states in the country right now. Desante's is going to
get rid of property tax. I mean, that looks like
it's happening. He is certainly making moves there. We'd love
to see that happen here in Texas. The problem is,
like any sports team, we need to have the right
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roster for it. Here in the Houston area, a lot
of people have been getting behind Steve Toath to replace
Dan Crenshaw. You could see why his candidacy has become
so popular recently. Steve's voting record rock solid in the
race between Cornyn and Paxton. There's a reason why Jasmine
Crockett just endorsed John Cornyn, but oddly enough, Donald Trump didn't. Now,
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with all that happening, if you're looking for more people
that are on that team, the right team, the right
wing populist team, the liberty movement team, our candidate. I've
been noticing lately. Someone I've been paying close attention to
is a woman named Ronda Ward. Ronda is running in
state Senate District three right now. If you don't know
who that is, you probably should. Her family has been
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in Texas for a long time, eighth generation Texan, hawkish
on the border in immigration. I say that as a
compliment a fiscal conservative, pro gun rights, pro free speech,
definitely a maga populist, And with everything happening in the
in the state lately, and the fact that her candidacy
has become so popular lately with the grassroots activist, I
invited Ronda on the show this afternoon to tell us
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what is going on right now in District three. Missus Ward,
thank you so much for your time this afternoon. We're
grateful to have you here.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Thank you, Kitty.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm glad to be Yes, you've been watching this. You
see the same thing we're all watching right now. We
want to have a legislative session. The people voted for
these lawmakers that we chose to represent us, whether you
ended up with the candidate you wanted or not. Yet,
oddly enough, they're all off in Illinois right now. Abbott
has suggested some of these people could be arrested. But
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you know, it's interesting the connection to it. You've got
Beto O'Rourke appears to be funding the whole thing. We
wondered where they were getting the money from.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Was A.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
JB. Pritzker, the Illinois governor. It turns out no, Although
he might be eating lunch with them, I assume he
eats lunch all the time. And then at the same time,
Beto writing giant checks to fund this whole trip to them.
I've got to assume they don't care. They don't care
about Texas. They want Texas to be Chicago. I mean,
that's what it tells me. What do you think?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Well, I agree with you. And the other thing that
I think about is I am totally behind our Attorney
General Ken Paxton in investigating the BEETO organization and the
Democrats for bribery. I mean, when you're sworn in, the
very first thing they tell you in house rent one
oh one and sit at one oh one is you
do not take money in exchange.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
For a vote.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And I can't see anything more clear cut than putting
people on a plane, paying for them to fly away
from Texas, away from their duties, and then telling them
how they need to vote on redistri team. That is
a clear cut case of bribery. See where the Attorney
General has every right to investigate the Beta organization and
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the Democrats for what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Fascinating Beto Ouric. I mean, I know we've known this
for years, but the guy was not allowed in the
Democrats Congressional Hispanic Caucus because he's not actually a Hispanic person,
but he calls himself Beto. We've always affectionately referred to
him as what is it, the Irish Rows of West Texas,
And that's he's offering us Chicago style politics here in
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the lone Star state. If these people want Texas to
be Illinois so badly, why do they live in Texas?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
They want to turn Texas blue. But as an eighth
generation Texan, we will fight that tooth and nail every
day to keep Texas Texas, and they just they want
our state that badly, but we're not giving it up
to them. We will fight for Texas. Our people were
not at the Alamo. They did not put that line
in this stand for no reason. And I go all
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the way back to the Republic of Texas and I
will fight for Texas till my last breath. So I
think that is they want to be us that bad
and they want they want Texas, and they're they're not
going to let them have Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I love it. I think you explained it perfectly. I
found this very interesting today as we look at the
right wing populace versus the neo cons. You know, the
liberal Republicans not getting endorsed by Trump is really in
and of itself. The fact that Cornyn's not being endorsed,
I think speaks It's almost like it is an endorsement
for Paxton, because here you've got the twenty year senior
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Republican senator from the state, and as strange as that is,
without the Trump endorsement, that's one thing. But he is
getting endorsed by Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Listen, I'm about to tell all ofs NBC a secret.
I actually don't hate Senator Cornet at all. And right
now what we have is a senator who actually is
a real Republican, who's doing everything that he can to
make it seem like he's a maga Republican so that
he can get through his primary.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But Senator Cornyn, this is not him. This is this
is the kiss of death. I mean, wow, that is
the worst possible thing. Does Jasmine Crockett know that she's
helping Ken Paxton. I don't think she realizes what she's doing.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I don't think they realize at all what they're doing
most of the time. So I think, I mean, I
love it. It just elevates, you know, he's soon to
be Senator Paxton to that level.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, that he needs to be. All right, this is
always controversial stuff here. But Ronda Ward hopefully state Senator
Ward very soon. You're you're a longtime resident of the
lone Star state. We need to know rangers or astros.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Oh my gosh, I was born in Houston. I was
born in Houston, so I have to go with the astros.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
We have a lot of Look, we have a lot
of listeners in Dallas for worth too. I know people
are liking the Rangers right now. But the other question
I always love to The other question I always love
to ask new Texas candidates that I'm new to learning
about is where where do you like to get your
barbecue from?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Well, we have one and negative to Texas, my hometown
Brenda's Barbecue that's been featured. Probably the only thing that
Texas Monthly gets right is top barbecue restaurants, and Brendan's
Barbecue has been featured in Texas Monthly several times, and
it's right here in Neca. Is just so the best barbecue.
Brenda's Barbecue.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We made the same point on this show many times.
The only time I look at Texas Monthly is when
they publish a list of barbecue joints. They've got to
know that. I'm sure they look at the web traffic
on their web They must know why. Instead of trying
to be a mouthpiece for the left, why don't you
guys just help support the taker reas the craft breweries
of the state. Tell us what's going on with college sports?
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Why is the media in Texas? It feels like they're
so determined to flip the state blue? Is it just me?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
No, it's not just to you, it's I'm exactly They're
with you. Texas Monthly just needs to be a food
magazine because other than that they're they're rather useless.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But I do not.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I have a problem too. I told somebody the other day,
I get tired of being their mainstream media also being
referred to as legacy media, and I'm like, they have
no legacy. In my opinion, this is a legacy there.
They have been left wing for a long time, and
we just need to keep opening people's eyes to what
they're reading and what they're hearing.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean, well said, it's so true. Hey, before we go.
I can't help but notice sometimes I get a little
jealous of Florida. Florida's got Ron de Santis moving to
end property tax right now now to Abbot's kredit. Look,
I just call balls balls and strikes over here. I
haven't always agreed with everything he's done. I think lately
he's been doing a pretty good job. But boy, if
we could get this legislative session going, could something like
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this actually happen in Texas? I mean, could we end
property tax? Is that realistic?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I think we could. I don't think it'll happen in
one session. I think that it's going to have to
be a it's going to have to happen over time
because we do have to replace it with something, and
I just I do see it happening over time. I do.
I will say I'm not going to promise something I
can't deliver. I've never been that kind of person. I
just don't think you can promise ending property taxes in
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one session, but I think it's something that can be
implemented over time.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Is it safe to assume you would be a yes
vote on something like that.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I would be a definite vote on eliminating that over time.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Music to my ears. I'll never understand why these people,
these politicians go to Austin, they go to Washington, d C.
They benefit from the tax cuts too. It's not like
how much money are they getting from the lobbyists that
they would actually say no to a giant tax cut.
It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Well, that's also why I'm definitely for banning textair for
the lobbying, because they lobby against us, against conservative values
and what we hold there, and those are our tax
dollars going to fund lobbyists then, like I said, lobby
legislators for against us, and I mean my opponent trying
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to votes with the lobbyist groups like the time he
votes with the lobby group. And there's a problem with that.
You have to represent the people, not the lobbyist.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Boy, you said it, I State Senator Maas Middleton. He's
another local guy here. He talks about that all the time.
How is that controversial and taxpayer funded lobbying? That seems
like it should be easy. Hey, we got to run here.
We went a little long on this, but I Ronda
you're on X right at Ronda Ward seventy four?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And of course obviously Nacadocius local You're you're very involved
over there, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's actually at percentate.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh okay, I'm sorry, I must be on the wrong one.
Do you have more than one X account?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I have an individual account. I have an individual account
and then I have my at Ronda percentate.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, cool, Well that's the one. I guess I wouldn't
heard of. People followed both of them, but at Ronda
percentate if they want to keep up with your campaign
at Ronda percent well, well, cool, I love it. I
just followed it. I'm endorsing Ronde Ward. Ronde Ward is
friends with a lot of my friends, people like State
Representative Steve Both. You know, if you guys were at
that big rally we had up on the north side
of Houston a couple weeks back, Rondo was there cheering
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along the news, hanging out with me and Chad Prayther
and everybody else. She's definitely one of the right wing
populist If you guys want to remove the elites from
the city of Austin, Texas, I encourage you to check
out Ronda Ward spend a little time supporting her campaign. Today,
ladies and gentlemen, Pursuit of happiness radio you and now
it's to the sound. This is fun. You guys want
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to play a little game. Let's do a quiz here.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The Prime Minister of Sweden is underfire for admitting he
A uses artificial intelligence, B, cheated on his taxes, or
C hires people to build his ikea furniture for him.
Here to answer the question, stay Representative Briscoe Kine brisco
is the options A, B or C. Which do you
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think is the correct answer? C? Good as always c
He hires people to build his ikea for inw Weed,
and that's almost as bad as murder. I think.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Oh no, I think I thought I was saying yes
in Spanish.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh frist stay Representative Brisco Caine here right now. We
wanted to reach out to someone this week to figure
out what is going on. We've now learned we were
wondering who's funding all some of your I guess you
call them coworkers. Your fellow statesmen in Austin have decided
to take a trip to the west suburbs of Chicago.
Who wouldn't want to go stay in beautiful Aurora, Illinois.
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Probably the whitest place paid vacation. It's Chicago, Yeah, because
they're out on vacation.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
They're not because they're clearly not at work, and they're
being paid the tax payers, by the way, should be.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I can't help but notice though they didn't go to
like the dangerous part of town, they didn't go to
the ethnic, culturally diverse part of town. They went to
the whitest suburb they like out there by Warrenville, Naperville,
and Aurora. And that's not that's not really what I
think of when I think of Chicago and Brisco. I
grew up out there. I think Wayne's world. That's where
they are. They're in Wayne's world, right, Like that's the
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whitest place. They go to Dabbyville.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I don't I don't understand why they didn't go there.
It's almost like they know about the crime. I wonder
what should like interview on, Like, Kay, do you realize
but taking gun away from people?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Does?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's so true? Brisk I've been looking at the congressional
map here. Eventually they have to go back to work.
Eventually the congressional map is going to get voted on.
Eventually it's probably going to pass. And just looking at
the east side of Houston here, some interesting changes happening.
I could this possibly be the end of Dan Crenshaw.
They move these districts around between you and Steve Toath
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and a handful of others. I feel like there's way
more popular conservative potential candidates around the suburbs. Like is
this could this be the end of Rhinos as we
know it? Or is it too good to be true?
What do you make of this?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, my house is now located. It wasn't CD thirty six,
It's now in Congressional District nine. Mister co home, I
think he's in two. The screenshaw isn't two, so I
don't know anything there. So al Green is now my congressman,
isn't that? That's that's niffy. But you know, it looks
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it looks familiar. It's something. I'm considering it, getting a
lot of phone calls. Hell, I'll tell you, I'm strongly considering.
It takes up, you know, my entire seat. So I've
been playing about it. I mean, I mean, what do
you think.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I think it's very Look, I'm brisk. A lot of
us would like to see the liberty Republicans that would
have been in the state legislature advance for I think
it's a great idea. Personally, I love the idea. I
can't help but notice, though, what would happen to Al Green.
I don't think he runs in nine. People are saying
he would probably run in eighteen. And if he runs
in eighteen, that would mean he would be running against
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a handful of people, including, if I'm not mistaken, the
former staffer of Shila Jackson Lee Isaiah Martin. I don't
know if you've heard this shit, but here's one of
the things he's can painting for you may remember last
week Republicans threw me in jail. But when I was
in jail, I actually did a town hall for the inmates,
and one of the things they were mad at was
the cost of childcare. Now, I'm sure a lot of
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our listeners probably won't agree, but apparently free child care
for prison inmates is a really important policy to people
in that congressional district. At least Isaiah Martin thinks. So,
what do you think, Brisco.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
What they're talking about is their child support payments. That's
what they're mad about. He totally misunderstood that.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
He needs to be a better listener.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I have a hard time believing anybody in a holding
cell that briefly met Isaiah Martin is talking about their kids.
I'm just going to climb out on a limb here
and guess the people he met in a men's jail
cell I would think of any they probably not that. Look.
I'm not making any kind of statement about race or
culture or anything, but I think the dead beats you
meet in jail usually don't care that much about their kids.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah no, no, they're just tired of their income tax
check getting like cut the irs in order to sit
in payments to the Attorney General's office for the child sport.
Could you know that's probably what that was. That guy's crazy.
We didn't throw him in, Jill. We had escort him
out for being an idiot, and of course we knew
he was doing that for his small moment of fame.
But he better watch out because Al Green will beat
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him up with that cane.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, that would be interesting to see some of these
candidates run against Al Green vers Isaiah Martin good Lord.
In the meantime, here's another SoundBite. We were playing a
lot yesterday. Yolanda Jones fled the state to go to Illinois.
She says, congressional redistricting is basically the Holocaust. We will
lose all.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Of our rights and if you think it can't happen,
it can.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
And I will liken this to the Holocaust people. She
will liken this to the Holocaust. Brisco. I don't know
if you're a history buff or not, but apparently millions
of people died in the Holocaust, and so far, nothing
like that's happened with this congressional redistrict discussion. Is it
fair to compare apples to hand grenades.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I think we would compare is that the world is
a stage for John Jones. I'm not sure how many
people remember what was it like? I could you not
Season one of Survivor. You might not have seen her
much on there because she was literally the first person
voted off island. But for John to everything's the end
of the world and it's all theater. She knows what
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she's doing extremely She's actually a very competent trial attorney.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Those are the great ones that are able to stand
up on a stage because the world is their stage
and convince you of whatever they want to convince you of.
She's doing it right now, and she's not too bad
at it. Sadly, it doesn't mean it's the truth. Just
people buy the bs.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I hated that show, Survivor. I don't know Yolanda Jones
perfectly but personally, but I will tell you I've never
met a person that was on Survivor who I would
take a phone call from today. Brisco moving along very
quickly to.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Read her bio? Did you not? Her bio on the
Texas Legislator's website is a fascinating read.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Okay, Hey, I don't know if you know this, But
in the segment just before this one, I don't know
if you were listening, we just had Ronda Ward here.
She is a state she's running for state Senate in
District thirteen Byery. Yeah, what do you think of her?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
My wife and her go way back. I enjoy Look,
I've had I've had dinner with her, I've shared a minal.
I'm shared to drink with her. But my wife president,
of course, it's o it. They're both members, i think,
on the board of the Texas Areation Republican Women or
something like that. And I've been around those ladies before.
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I think she's a lot of fun. She seems to
be on fire, and I agree with are with most
everything she said. I haven't heard anything I disagree with yet.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
All Right, well, I'm gonna go ahead and climb on
a limb here and guess you'd be a yes vote
if you lived in that district. Hey, you're a dad.
You have many sons. I think you have nine hundred
sons if I'm not mistaken. Texas students are about to
head back to school this month. I'm pretty sure you're
a home school family. But the kids going back to
school have a new issue they're dealing with. This's never happened.
Be for is mandated by you guys, no cell phone
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use on campus. I'm so old, Brisco. Back in the
late twentieth century, when I finished up at public school,
we weren't allowed to bring cell phones or pagers to school.
When did that start? And why?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Why?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Why do kids need a phone at school? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
And you know, I don't know on this one. I
don't remember how I voted. But they don't need phones
at school. They're a massive distraction, I believe it or not.
Local school districts could have banned on their own, but
they didn't want to because they didn't want parents to
be mad at them. They'd rather them be mad at us.
But it really has become a massive issue in the
classroom and it has no place.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't understand the
point of it. I don't I'm looking at the thing here,
I don't know. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong page.
I don't see how you voted either, at the way.
I don't see kine out of here. Maybe you were
sick that day or something. I don't know. It doesn't matter, Brisco. Obviously,
this is a bit my.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Seat is vacated.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh them break Oh okay, so it wouldn't be you
wouldn't be on the Texas Legislatu. Okay. Interesting, Hey Bristo.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'm making that up.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh I was gonna say, I don't think that works
that way. I think this article is published back in June.
But I digress. Brisk cocaine, anything you want people to
take a look at today.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Hey, look, we'll just be watching. Actually, do I have
an idea? We need your help? Okay, I do think
there are members here in Texas. Now now just be careful, right,
we have the speech in debay clause that can't be
liable for anything. I'm really saying in this building because
someone might say, well, they came to my house and
drug me out. Like we're not advocating for violence, but
you know, if you could encourage people to come, don't
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do anything stupid, you know. But I've just been wondering
if some conserved owners were going to put a bounty
out there, right and help us get six more people.
I say that in jest. Don't go to people's houses.
But hey, if you'd like to inform the legislature, please
inform speaker Dustin Burrows's office of where you find any Democrats?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, that's a great that's a man, it's a fantastic
point you have, like.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
A where's waldos? Or don't touch them, don't engage, Okay,
they might seed you vegan things. All we're asking you
to do is to hunt them down and then tell
us where they're.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
At, figuratively speaking, not to actually literally hunt them of course.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Don't use guns, yeah, don't violence, Yeah, don't know violence. Yeah,
that's not our way. Can they actually get arrested? Brisco?
Is it really going to come to that?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, yeah, it totally could happen. I doubt it will.
We only need six, it's really simple. So there's several
that have come. The six that have come, there's a
really cool pattern. They're all from down in the valley
up till a Passo. Right, what do you think is
happening down there?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Politically?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, I know they're becoming conservatives. Those six know they
better come to work or it's over for them.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Fascinating, fascinating. Briscocane dot com is the website. I cannot
stress this enough, Brisco has I mean, I agree with
every one of his votes for everything I've looked at,
I certainly endorse and agree with, and I got to
assume moving forward here in this next legislative session, Brisco
is one of the guys that's going to be voting
the way you would probably want him to vote. If
you listen to this radio show, briscocane dot com is
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the website stick around, Coming up, stand up comedian Tim
Mathis and I are going to Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
If you can hear my voice, you're still above ground,
alive and listening to Kenny Webster on KPRC nine point
fifty plus.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You don't smell like a dead person. You do not
unless you do. Sometimes when I read news stories, I
feel like whoever authored the article just has tourettes, or
maybe they're playing mad libs. If I told you that
Pamela Anderson was fighting with Sylvester Turner, I'm sorry, Sylvester Stallone.
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I guess that's a little different. Okay, even that'd be
even crazier because he's dead. But if I told you
Pamela Anderson was having an argument Sylvester Stallone, you'd take
guys making that up. But it's true. Pam Anderson and
Sylvester Stallone are feuding. Fortunately, nursing home orderlies were nearby
to wheel them into separate corners, so that's good. Is
this a spoiled, pappered, narcissistic Hollywood bratt or what Remember
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when Pamela Anderson kind of unintentionally admitted she slept with
Vladimir Putin? No, it's true, she was trying to get
him to stop clubbing seals again, like, are we just
playing mad libs with the news. I don't know. I
don't know the answer. But here's another odd one today. Again,
it just feels like I'm picking words out of a hat.
Sydney Sweeney is having a public feud with Lizzo. Lizzo
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and Doja Cat are upset that Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful, breasty,
blonde woman, is in a blue jeans commercial where she
talks about her genes. Now you've heard us explain this
before till we're blue in the face. Pun intended is
were they trying to do a dog whistle to white
supremacist when they made an analogy or I guess a
play on words if you will, like between blue jeans
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and genetics? Or was it just a poorly written ad
that went viral because it's seemingly mundane, but a handful
of stupid people got offended by it. There's people that
are legitimately mad about it, and then there's people think
it's funny that they're mad. And so now the Sydney
Sweeney thing, it just refuses to go away. And we
learned that she's a Republican. You know, that's pretty incredible.
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Someone I hadn't asked about this yet is one of
the funniest guys I know. Stand up comedian Tim Mathis
is here right now, live from Well he's our Hollywood
News reporter, but he lives in New Mexico, because that's
how seriously we take Hollywood News. Tim, I bet you're
a Sydney Sweeney fan.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Yeah, shockingly enough, as most sis heterosexual males, I do
enjoy Sidney Sweeney. My problem, yeah, my problem with it. Yes, this,
I had to throw that in there. I want to
make sure everybody knows. But my problem with the ad
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is the ad boils down to two things. Number One,
it's upon jeans and jeans, you know, two different words,
and then, of course Sidney Sweeney. And one of the
funniest parts of it is the fact that they're focused
on the gene. Sidney Sweeney is a gorgeous woman, but
like a lot of white women, she it does not
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have much of a booty. We can agree on that,
so she's mostly tatas or. In this case, it's about
puns and jugs, and my surprise is that people are
mad about those two things. I love puns and I
love jugs, So why are we mad about these things.
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I don't understand it. I don't understand the outrage. It's
one of those things where they just want to be
mad about something. I get it if you're built like Lizo,
because Lizzo's lost some weight and she still looks terrible,
So I get it. If you're Lizzo, you're mad about
your genetics. Clearly, it's not all black women. There's a
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lot of gorgeous black women out there. I love black women,
but Lizzo should not be in any way criticizing Sidney
Sweeney because at least not when it comes to body type.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Right, Yeah, isn't it kind of interesting too? Tim Whenever
the liberal media or elected officials or people in positions
of power and influence, whenever they feel like black people
aren't getting enough representation, lately, it feels like they pick
the worst representation for black people. I mean, not long ago,
they erected statues around the city of New York featuring
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chubby black women wearing yoga pants looking at their iPhones.
And I couldn't help but wonder, how does that help
black people. It actually makes them look worse, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Yeah, it's really odd that, for some reason, when it
comes to certain groups of people, they seem to want
to celebrate the least exceptional. That statue you mentioned, I
was going to bring it up too. It's I mean,
I'm a white guy, so I don't really have a
dog in a fight. But I'd embarrassed if that was
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what society, or at least the people that think they
run society, viewed my group. Ads an angry woman who's
at least eighty pounds overweight, just standing there waiting to
see the manager.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
That's what it was.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
And on the other yeah, and on the other hand,
you've got Sidney Sweeney talking about her jeans but also
talking about jeans, so you know, that's the juxtaposition. And
I would just be enraged if that was what people
saw as my representation.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
In the other Another news story from pop culture to
it's getting a lot of attention is south Park. Look,
I'm not gonna lie. I love south Park. Even if
South Park's making fun of Ice Agents and JD. Vance
and Donald Trump, I don't really care. It's a silly
cartoon with funny little character. It doesn't matter to me.
The latest episode of South Park went pretty hard on
Homeland Security Secretary Christy Nome. I haven't watched the whole
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episode yet. I just watched some clips, but it depicts
her as a face melting dog shooter. Now, to be fair,
she did write a book where she bragged about killing
a dog. I don't know, Like, who cares. We're on
the right. We can take a joke. I noticed even
Charlie Kirk gets made fun of in South Park, and
he changed his profile photos so it's like the cartman
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version of him on the show. Similarly, Ice too. The
Immigration Customs Enforcement recently posted the South Park depiction of
Ice Agents like they thought it was funny and cool.
If they can laugh at themselves, I'm sure Mega Republicans
can laugh at it right.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
One of the biggest difference between the two sides of
the political spectrum is even if you look at Trump himself.
He does self deprecating stuff all the time. For some reason,
the left is convinced that they're so serious in their
mission to save the country from what they view as
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fascistic tendencies or whatever the hell. They take themselves way
too seriously. And if you want to win over the public,
if you want to win elections, you have to not
take yourself that seriously. People get turned off by that.
And I think what South Park is doing, to be
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honest with you, is they took the entire Biden presidency
off when it came to political satire. They never once
smeared Biden and the fact that he was brain dead
and getting us into war after war. So I think
they're overcorrecting in a way. I think they're going so
hard in the paint on Trump because they basically dropped
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the ball for four years during the Biden presidency.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, I think you're correct about that. Most of us
don't care. South Park made fun of us. Many of
us even enjoyed it. It's a silly cartoon. It's okay,
We'll be fine. And I think a long time ago,
Lauren Michael from Saturday Night Live once said the executive producer.
He was asked why I always made fun of conservatives
and not liberals, and the answer, if I'm not mistaken,
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and I'm paraphrasing here, it wasn't quite what you would
have expected. You would have expected him to make some
left wing statement about politics being more you know, at
the call or the morally righteous, or when when he
said he actually made the point that right wingers and
conservatives are better at laughing that them. Even Lauren Michaels
from Saturday Night Live has acknowledged this publicly before. This
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isn't new, right tim, I mean it's been this way
for a while.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Well, think about it.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
I mean South Park is going out of their way
to hammer on conservative politics and politicians and policies. Whereas
the conservatives don't get mad. They celebrated. They say, look
at hey, we finally made the big time. You know,
they're making fun of us, whereas the left is losing
their mind about a genead. So think about if yeah,
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they think about if South Park would have actually gone
after Biden much less Kamala. I mean, if they would
have gone after Kamala, they would have they may have
lost their on Comedy Central. Who knows, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Something I'm looking forward to watching. I know this is
going to sound crazy, but I'm really looking forward to
watching Jesse Smawitt and Johnny Manzell, the former Heisman Trophy
winner an NFL player, compete with each other on a
TV show. They're going to be on something called Special
Forces World's Toughest Test. Apparently it's a reality TV competition
show where they do a military style obstacle course. I
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know it sounds dumb, Tim, but I think that sounds entertaining.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
They should film a special episode in Chicago in the
winter time. We know that Jesse bravely went out in
what was it negative ten degree weather or something like that,
so he's clearly a cold natured individual. They should try
They should try to. They should try to put in
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the show something very famous hate crime that. I'm sure
he's still looking for the perpetrators since he still claims
that he's innocent.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Maybe we'll find it on that obstacle course. Hey, before
we run, my buddy Tim mathis on the line. Tim
is such a funny comedian, And Tim, you're still working
on that comedy, this mockumentary, and there's a go fundme
for that about your Frisbee golf documentary you guys are
doing it looks like it's hilarious, and you also have
comedy shows coming up right. People could find you at
Tim Mathis Comedy on Twitter and Instagram, but anything else
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you want them to take a look at.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Yes, sir, I, like you said, I do have that mockumentary.
It's called Mega Bowl, So just google if you do
want to contribute, Google Mega Bowl or also two Veterans
hilarious mockumentary. It's about frisbee golf. We're definitely going to
be filming a lot in Texas, starting to film next year,
and I'm also going to be at the Colleen Comedy
Festival at the end of this month, so look out
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for that.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
My brother from another Tim Mathis Comedy. Hey, speaking of comedy,
Tomorrow night, Friday night, I will be at Bruski's in
Hattiesburg and Saturday night I'm going to be at Southern
Rhythm in Denhim. If you like funny, right wing based,
red pilled comedy, grab your tickets online. My buddy Jesse
Payton's selling them at jesseisfunny dot com. But if you
follow me on x I got a link there at
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the top of my page to the rest of you.
I love you all. We'll be back Brian early tomorrow
morning for more of what she bought a radio for.
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