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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh Hi. Sidney Sweeney burst into tears after her new
movie received a standing ovation and a screening last weekend.
Usually guys can't clap for her because one of their
hands are busy. Hi everybody, I'm Kenny Webster. I'm not
proud of that joke. But you're paying attention, aren't you,
Theodore Emmy Taylor. You're listening, aren't you? Hey, look at

(00:28):
that Theodore m It's the stand up comedian, the bow
tie guy, Theodore Ammy Taylor live in my studio right now,
Theatre Theodore. This is I hate to make this awkward
and uncomfortable, but this is one of the most ethnic
moments we've had on this shows. Well, oh not really,
not the post if you could tell, well, you're You're

(00:49):
not just black, You're African.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm straight from the Motherland, yes you are, well, not
necessarily I'm Liberian. So I'm straight from here to the
Motherland back here to the Middle.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Like most people don't understand what you just said, because
people in America don't usually care to learn about other countries.
But like Liberia was a place where ex slaves were
enslave folks came over here and said, you know what
that boat trip was hell, let's take another one. And
then you went back and you no offense because I
love you, You're my brother. I got nothing but respect

(01:23):
for Theodore. You look like you are an expert in
Texas culinary delights. Yes, and in Africa people don't really
look like that, do they. No. I like African food,
but it's not compared to Texas food. It's not the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, okay, so okay, here's the thing. We like hot stuff.
West Africans love hot food. We love uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
A lot of stews. Were a stew? Eating people a
stew's a big part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I like rices and stews.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can check that out on my uh new web
series called Eating Foreign with Theodore Emmy Taylor.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's a thing. Yeah, you do it. You seem like
a kind of guy. If you did a food show,
I would watch that show.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's basically me and my funny friends go out and
eat foreign foods.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Bro I recently ate brain. If only you knew some local, funny,
right wing libertarian media personality that would be good on
that show, ye'd be. Yeah. Are you a foreign? No,
that's the problem. I'm from Well, I'm from Chicago. Okay,
I'm I'm a war refugee apparently did you not know that?
And I'm from Shiraq. Oh have you ever have you

(02:34):
ever seen someone? Have you ever seen somebody get shot? Uh? Well,
not seen. I've seen a shooting. Have you ever seen
a stabbing? No? My brother got shot. How do I
have more street cred than you? That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
But I grew up in the suburbs. D I'm not
I'm not claiming those streets.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well. You you defy a lot of stereotypes people. You
show up and you're like a funny black guy from
the South. You wear a bow tie and a lot
of cardigans. Yeah, I love a good cardigan. All right,
I want to get you to react to some funny
videos that went viral today, some political stuff. You know,
you and I have been friends for a long time.
Anybody that's seen you perform at Operation Comedy Therapy over

(03:15):
the years, we've raised a lot of money for disabled
military veterans. Nose. You're a funny comedian. You're a hilarious dude.
And you and I you have a diverse array of opinions,
as do I. But for the record, you are a
hilarious comedian. And I want people to know they could
check out your special online. That's right. You can actually
check it all out on Amazon Prime for free. Now.
It is free on Amazon Prime with commercials and with

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commercial with hey commercials, is all right? None wrong with that? Theodore.
You left Texas right, You and another friend of mine, Tim,
Tim mathis good friend. Both of you hilarious comedians, both
of you really good comedy writers picked up at the
same time, and you guys moved to California right as
all the comedians in Hollywood were moving to Texas? Was
that like a hermit crab kind of thing? Why did

(03:59):
that happen?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Those things where we've all wanted to do it, and
we were like, let's move to Beverly, uh a little.
We got we got our bikes, our Texas tea and
growing up and went out there there. I mean, we
were just trying to take We went there right during
the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So I actually that was a terrible time to move
to California. You left a state where we never even
had a pandemic. No, and you moved to a place
where I think they still have mask mandates. No, Well,
I mean I don't think they do, but they did.
If you were at if you were at Lax right
now at the California Airport, it would not be unusual
to see someone today on what's today's September ninth, twenty

(04:40):
twenty five walking around with a mask. Right, Well, that's
because there's a lot of Asians is still wear masks.
Asians love the mask. Not a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
They just stopping the sickness fill coming to you. So,
but doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The mask protects people from you, It doesn't protect you
from them, right, No, no, no, So I was fact
that they're not stazing on me and most people know
that to get I mean for the yeah, for the
most part, is anybody wearing the mask because it thinks
that's making them safer. Those people still exist. Ah, there's
a little tics everywhere everywhere. That is. That is a

(05:16):
that is a fair point. Theodore Ammy Taylor live in
studio right now. You're from Houston. I'm from Chicago, baby,
So you and I technically we've lived in the city.
We've lived in the suburbs. You and I are from
two of the roughest cities in America, and we've lived
in both the nice part of town in Texas, Spring texts.
You're from the mean streets of Katie. I'm from the

(05:36):
hard streets of sugar Lands and cowboys were killing the game. Well,
I'm from Chicago, and as you know, Chicago is a
pretty big place there. Have you done? Have you done
comedy there?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I've done comedy. Shout out to Schaumberg and provve it
going back soon.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Have you been to Zanies before? No, I have not.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I've only been in the Schamburg iprov and a bunch
of city, a bunch of like like bars and stuff
around the town.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
They're pretty Simies is a big club in the suburbs.
They have a tiny club in the city. Improv is
the biggest corporate comedy thing around the country. Yeah, I
was there the other night with one of your friends.
Was there Keisha Flowers? Is that her names? Keisha Hunt?
That's who it is, Keisha Hunt. I don't know why. Yeah,
she was funny. I guess I just assume you know

(06:19):
each other because I do know her. Actually we're actually
really good friends. And is that because we're both black? See?
Did I just do a racism? Did I do a racism? No,
it was molsa. It was homophobic. We're both lesbians. Is
that right? You're a lesbian too. That's great, Scissor sisters,
fantastic unified. All right, Well, I'm from Chicago, and as

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you know, it's a big place. So there's this guy
named Nick Shirley. He's a conservative, right wing reporter, and
he headed out to Chicago recently because, as you know,
there's a lot of fervor, if you will, controversy about
Donald Trump possibly sending the National Guard to go police
the streets of Chicago. As a left guy, you're not
really on the right, No, just does that freak you out?

(07:03):
The thought of National Guard. They don't really do anything.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's not like a white man calling the police out
to a group of black people.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Nah, that doesn't really scar was. But they're not cops, right,
They're they're they're they're just stand there and make sure
nobody loose.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And basically waste a bunch of tax paying money. Where listen, man,
it's the Chicago PD.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I think they can handle but you know, we but
we got to pay them anyway. Why not have the
National Guard do something? I mean, like, I.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Mean, I respect this happened in La because he sent
them out to La. Like you picking the two of
the biggest, Like I could see if it was like
Idaho PD, but this is like they're good at slamming
heads to the ground.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And were you there? Were you in la when that happened?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
And it happened like in a small little point part
downtown that like I didn't even see nobody.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
My mom kept calling me. She kept calling me, but
she was nervous. Does your mom watch MSNBC. Uh? Yeah,
So she was sitting in imagine the work she was
watching and she just called and was like, Hey, what's
going on? I said, nothing, nothing's going on because la
Ze City. All right, Well, a white guy wanted to
prove that Chicago is dangerous, oh, which is not hard

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to prove. You know, they had fifty four people murdered
or shot last weekend. This weekend it was twenty. Hey, Chicago,
you don't have to be part of the fifty four.
Stay out of those places. It's a lot. Well, hey,
you're right, avoid the bad neighborhood. A't nobody getting shot
at the beam. Here is Nick Shirley walking around interviewing
black people about what it's like to live in a
dangerous neighborhood and what would happen if a cot pulled

(08:35):
up right now and they saw us with this thing,
I'm baling. And now if you've really got shot, how
do you feel about gun Bynance? And are you ready
for the gun vines to stop? Or is he interviewing
a black eye while he drinks caprice sons? Why is
it so sunny? Because the weather the weather is lovely
in Chicago right now? It's this is the war zone.
I need to see nap. I'm going everywhere. Well, it's

(08:57):
Sonny in Iraq. It's always Sonny in Baghdad. Yeah, man,
but at least there's a plume of war living here
in Chicago. We've been talking with these guys right here.
And is it pretty dangerous to be walking around these streets? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, I ain't gonna bro.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is that why you're walking down?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I got up thrown by faux pipes in one day
and that was that was the first day I ever
even knew how to hit.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
A late What is he saying to Theodore?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, he said, he got uh four pipes meaning four
guns got thrown on him. And it was the first
time he ever knew how to hit a lick. A
lick meeting a place where you can get ill gotten
goods from a from a like a like a like
like crime.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Dude, I'm steal things. I'm about to look so lame
right now. But I've got to ask you speak the
way I speak? How do you know what he's saying?
Because I have black people in my family, I mean
so many in my family, said head a lick. I
would have said, we're going to Ben and Jerry's.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That means, uh, go steal something or get something ill gotten.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I knew it was gonna pay theater. Thank you there
for all right, here's some more playing right here in
his line that threat, however you want to take you Okay,
Now the sun has set and it's getting a little
dark out here. You're just t here puffing. If a
white guy said to a black guy, it's getting a
little dark out here, what would you assume? Am exactly

(10:17):
what I was going to? Like, There are a lot
of places in this in this state. What it's saying,
it's getting a little darker here. You're not casually walking
in there, Vider, Texas. You know, co Walker, I shouldn't
walk around Brownsville. He you shouldn't walk around Vider. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
is Vider mostly white or black. It's mostly white. I

(10:38):
was at where was? I was at the improv the
other night with Jesse Peyton and some other people. Nathaniel
Amador do you know subcomics? You know you're friends with
And there was a woman hanging out with us from
viter And when she said she was from Viner, I
was like, where's that? And she goes, you don't want
to go there? Now? Yeah, where's Vider? Texas? Texas is
on the way to know It's on the way to
like Beaumont.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Texas is on He's I think down I ten, Uh,
it's where uh a lot of bad things happen to
the blacks. K Yeah, it's near Jasper. Jasper is where
the guy got huh. Yeah, I mean there's It's just
you don't want to know. If you're my hue, you
don't want to you don't want to be there. It's

(11:20):
kind of funny because like I have some friends of that,
of the white Persasian who will go through like a
camping ground over there, and they always want me to go,
and I was like, uh.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
No, slavery much. No good as a as a black
guy being invited to go camping. My first thought would be,
I've seen a horror film from the seventies before. There's
one black guy with a bunch of whites. I know
who's dying first from the suburbs.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
As it is, I'm not going camping, first of all,
I'm not I clamp.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't camp. You gotta there's gotta be some sort
of running water and air conditioning.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Some sides around me. I get the nature is not
coming out. It's not gonna happen. I'm in the city,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
All right, Let's watch some more of Nick Shirley with
the with the blacks face out gives me a headache.
How old are the kids out here when they first
get their first guns? Fourteen and ship like that? Elatin?
All right, Hang on a minute now, I'm from Texas. Yes,
that is also where white. That's the age when white
people get their first that the whites get their guns

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a little a little different or no, but no, not
at all, not at all, because you're doing it for protection.
They're doing for protection. But you don't think these guys
are going dove hunting? Do you named? If there's a
guy named dove? Is that? I don't know? Point? Take

(12:42):
it all right? Or doves are hunting them? Dude, are
we like getting anything from this?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
What it's like a white guy going in the hood
telling you that the hood is the hood.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I've been to the ghetto before. I used to. Do
you know what? I invented a sport where white people
all jogged through bad neighborhoods. Did you know that about me?
Have I ever told you? It's called extreme jogging? I can't.
I came up with this years ago when I lived
in Chicago. It occurred to me that if I jogged
through the white neighborhood, I wouldn't run as fast. But
when I jogged through the dangerous neighborhoods, yeah I wouldn't.

(13:18):
I'd run faster.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I got a better work ahead, because do you understand
the amount of problems would happen if a random white
guy gets killed on their block?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Explain it?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
So?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, well we get shot, it takes a while to
find out who suits us, so mixtape at all. I
could be a famous white black dude does rippity rapping
the butt, and then all of a sudden, I get
set though nobody know where it's from. Hey, if you
get shot, we gotta find out who did it today.

(13:50):
What if we get shot together, then what does the
media do? Get hopefully the same guy did it. They're
gonna say what local white man Kenny Webster shot with
two different people, shot up with unnamed get caught. What
if we're together and we get shot by the same guy.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh oh, I'm glad that they're gonna finally kill it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm really happy that the killers gonna get found. All right,
let's move on from white guys learning about black people
to uh, because that's sort of what we're already doing
right now, isn't it? To this? This I thought was interesting.
We found this video earlier today where here's you gotta
love a hysterical white woman. When this white woman is
super hysterical. Apparently this woman could not find her husband.

(14:32):
She didn't know where her husband was, so she calls
the police. She's the wife calls the cops. I guess
this video has been going viral for a little bit now.
She freaks out because she doesn't know where her husband is.
It turns out he was nearby eating lunch. He was
having a meal after work or early dinner or whatever.
She didn't know that she has a tracking thing on

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her phone. She thinks he's drowning in a river nearby.
Have you had a girlfriend or like a face only?
Remember that tracks your location on your phone? My my
location right now. She knows exactly who I am right now,
she knows you're here. Do you think that's is that healthy?
Is that for you or for her? Why do you
do that? I just think that it is, would you?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Well?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I mean I almost died once and she found out
I was at the hospital, so I was dope.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Do you really? Yeah? How did you almost die? I
got the sugars? And I hate that? What it is?
It's California. The food's horrible. Really is our Is our
food better? Yeah? I mean like times better, better to eat,
but not healthier? Oh no, in Texas well me, but
like at least you like, at least you can find
healthy food that tastes good.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, Yeah, like over there, it's like, yo, I meant
healthy food and it's gonna be horrible. I might as
well eat the crap, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
All Right, Theodore Emmy Taylor, We're gonna watch this white
woman tracking her husband's phone. She thinks he's drowning in
a river nearby. Pastime let's go in the river right now.
All the police here, I'm trying to get them to.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Location right now on the water.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
He was in the middle of the water. Now he's moving,
and you see he said he was meeting.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
It is cooler to try to get him home to
be a secretary for I saw in the middle of
the river.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I was really scarious. Go down there, right out and
going now right out, down there, ring out. Okay, my
husband's help. Stop yelling, stop, ma'am. All right. We're about
halfway through this video before we watch the arrest of it.
A couple of things. She's pretty, would you agree she's
objectively pretty? Okay, women who are pretty act a certain

(16:32):
way that the rest of us can't act. Even a
good looking guy doesn't get to act the way a
good looking woman acts, right, I mean, uh, you can
harass more, guy, but no, you can't harass more. You
get harrassed more.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
You can you allow ugly guys get less harassment.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I feel I feel like I'm I feel like I'm
not ugly, but I don't think i'm good looking at out.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
You're good enough to be like, hey, how you doing,
pretty girl? Like somebody who's ugly can say that and
get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh really, because I can't harass I'm not. No, you
can't harass you, and I wouldn't want to. I have
a mom and a sister. I love that if I
was well. This woman has a special privilege that you
and I do not share. No, Okay, let's see what
happens here. She's freaking out. She called the cops. She
thinks her husband's drowning in a river, and they don't

(17:21):
believe her. I can't help you if I don't get information.
Sixty one. We are, we are, but you can't be
driving like that. Awesome, My God can take me in. Okay,

(17:45):
hang on, now, here's the husband has shown up? What
do we any thoughts so far? At Theodore, she's in hysteric.
She wants the cops to save her husband. They don't
know where she is. She's been reduced to violence because
of this.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yes, I want her to do it again, but at
a different angle. This is this is so awesome When
white women's tears don't work, Oh my god, it's the best.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But do they ever work? I don't fall for that.
I grew up around crying white women. I don't it
doesn't work on me.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It works a lot on the streets. My wife's a
white so your wife, your wife is a white yeah.
Does she have special privileges you don't have?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, man, And we use it all the time. Man,
great secuterie board killing you name, it's a terie board.
What are the other people in the community think when
you and your white wife show up with a cheese
and meat plate? Was like they got the meats. That's
basically what happens. All right, let's watch the rest of this.
The husband has arrived now in the scene, and apparently

(18:43):
he's fine. He's about to reveal that he's been eating
a meal. Wife is in cussy right now. She was
worried about you, so she was calling, she was literally meeting.
Just had a wonderful son. Why do you believe that
he was having a dinner or was he cheating on
his wife? What he was cheating? Do you think so cheating?

(19:05):
You know, I think this guy was Why didn't you
pick up your voone? Because he was so into the
grilled cheese? Was how good was the pop bellies? What
are you eating? Subway? You know what I'm saying. Nobody's
hyper focused on their twelve inch foot long.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, between like bites, you can't get in
touch with your wife, like hell out here brought it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You're cheating, all right, that's cool, all right, food or
Emmy Taylor in the building right now. Let's watch one
more before you get out of here. This one's a
little more innocent. There's this sixties six year old man.
I think he's in his sixties. I remember exactly how
old he is. And he's recently retired as an accountant,
and his whole life, his dream was to play tuba
in the LSU marching band theaterre yes, okay, And so

(19:46):
he's accomplished it, he's pulled it off. He is in
his sixties, he is enrolled in school at LSU specifically
so he could play tuba, and last weekend was his
debut on Saturday, you know Saturdays for the boys, well,
apparently for this guy, Saturday for the tuba.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Random fandom meet. Kent Brusard, who had sixty.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Six years young, went back to school.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
To chase a dream that began in nineteen sixty eight. Now,
the first time he watched LSU inside Tiger State him
he was just nine years old.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Life took him another way a.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Career, raising a family, but he had a dream of
joining the Golden Band from Tiger Land. And five years
ago Kent picked up the tuba. He practiced, he trained,
and yes, he enrolled in LSU audition. He made the
band tonight, nearly six decades later.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
There he is Kent Brusard, a.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Sixty six year old freshman Brusard making his dream come. Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I think he's a cool guy. Dude, his name is Brusard.
That's so well, there's only like full Cajun, there's only
five last names. You could be a Landry and a bear.
You could be a Bruisard, or.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
You can be something weird with an ex you could
be a good dream Yeah, one of those weird hey man.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
More potent to you, bro, Like Uh, I would have
better goals in life, uh than the tuba. Like like
there's no other like other You could have picked any
the drums, you could have done anything, like, I mean,
more pot to you, bro. I guess that's what he's into.
I mean, if it makes him happy. He's retired to
any retire Like there's nothing else you want to do, brother, Like,

(21:25):
there's nothing else in Louisiana that you want to do Hey,
nothings like you can do You can do that on
the streets. Why don't you can just start a band
on the streets? Like I mean, have you ever heard
of the Village? Have you ever heard of the Villages
in Florida? There's a retirement community. Yeah, it's it's about
forty five minutes away from Orlando. And when you when

(21:48):
you get to the Villages, what you find there is
that it is h a bunch of people in their
seventies and eighties and they're all having sex with each other.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
They did a documentary about this called Some kind of Heaven,
where a bunch of like one of the old ladies
shows up and her husband dies. So that's her storyline,
is what do you do now that you finally retired
your husband died? Busted wide open? Well, that's kind of
what happens to her. She starts, she starts dating a lot,
that's huh. And then one of the guys shows up.

(22:17):
He was a judge his whole life, or a lawyer
or something, and now he just wants to party and
do drugs. He does cocaine and LSD gets arrested cocaine
as an old judge. Yeah, he's an old hang on.
I could probably love it. I could find the trailer
to this thing. And then the last one is like
a homeless guy who just goes around banging old ladies
because you didn't have a job or anything. And apparently

(22:37):
that's that's a thing. Well, don't you know. Don't hate
him to have a job. I think that is his job, sir.
Don't hate the player at the game. Have you never
seen this documentary? Yeah, no I have not, but I
will now watch this. You tell them my new name. Hi,
my name is Elane. Hi, my name is The village

(23:04):
is like being on vacation every day.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
The Disney World.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
For retirees, it is like going off to college. You
come here to live, You don't come here to pass away.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
There is no place like this. This is nor mind.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'm just saying for me, it hasn't been the fantasy
land that I thought it would be. First, you know,
for reasons that are somewhere true to my own. Oh God,
she's on her husband and her dog something her life.
I think that when you live in the villages, you're
acting the part. Surely everybody's life is not perfectly wa

(23:48):
wait wait, wait, did you see that guy? Rewind rewind?
If they just skate past this? Like, do you live
in the villages? You're acting the part? What the hell
is going on right here? What is this? What is that?
Do you fly thet Yeah? That's that's a costume, right,
that doesn't do anything? That guy can't fly in that, right?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I mean, uh, listen, man, you got to fly if
you if you're hitting these old brons, you're gonna put
the wings on the back beat the beast with two
backs here?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
How do you put that on and be taken? Seriously?
I don't know. I kind of want that outfit. I mean, yeah,
the more you it kind of reminds me of like, uh,
what's it called? Uh? The tick from the Surely everybody's
life is not perfect. Now that we're in the villages,

(24:43):
the sense of reality has become even more outburs. I
came down here to meet my nice looking lady that
you're not embarrassed to be seen on the street. Whether
you need a handyman, don't you? I'm sure who am you?
Got the answer? I don't. They're in you. I'm gonna

(25:05):
pause it right here, Theodore. Do you know what I'm
not seeing? In this documentary. Do you know what I've
not seen in this documentary? Once? What do you think
I'm about to say? Oh black what why black people
don't retire and go to Florida? Florida. Okay, here's the thing,
here's the robin. Okay, here's the Robbie says, there's that
new like there's this and there's that new Uh like

(25:26):
Appalachian place where white people are gawing up into the
mountains the Smokies. Yeah, smoking. I don't think it's new.
Like Dolly Parton has a theme park there Dollywood. Well,
there's Dollywood, but that's not I'm talking about, like they
go up to the mountain to live. They do. Yeah,
it's like someplace in like Arkansas. I'm like, this is
the whole thing where those are? Those are are sure?

(25:47):
Oh my god. It's like, why don't you people? Why
do black people care about where we go? Black people
don't want to be where there aren't any black people.
I get why. No, I get why black people don't
want to move to the ozark We don't want to
be where are but aren't that many black people? I
promise you are scary? I get it. Hey, you saw Ozark. Yeah, yeah,

(26:09):
I haven't actually watched it, but Florida, Florida. Black people
like spicy food, yes, but we will not go to
a place where there is an abundance of not us
like like it just it just is. You just want
to be around black people. You want seasoning, you want
to say something, You want to talk about going on
a lick. You know what I'm saying, You explain to

(26:33):
you what a lick was. We want to be around
people that we don't have to explain what a lick
is and and say it's on our grandmama Taylor here
right now. People like that's I mean, that's that's the
main thing we don't we don't go. It was that
like that one thing where the guy was like.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I waited my whole life to get to this uh
uh uh uh eating uh diner table and then I
hate the food and it was horrible, And it.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Was like, yes, so much. Do you think they finally
got to eat at the lunch room? And that's what
is that what happened to black people who's like, god, really,
they don't put no season nothing, Okay, they should have
fought for the right to go to Olive Garden well,
I mean, come on, I like the Olive Garden, but
I about to fight for a right to go to
all of every Theodore. Everybody likes Olive Garden. What are

(27:23):
you talking about right there? Okay, then now we're talking
cheddar Bay biscuits, Bay biscuit boils. This is what we'll
talk about. See what I'm saying. I know a little
bit about black people. Do you know what black people
love in Houston? Tell me Papa does? Oh god, Oh
my god. See right, I bro, all my black friends
like Papa does. Dude, Hey, we gotta we gotta wrap

(27:43):
this up. Some people might just be connecting to us.
You are one of the funniest comedians in Houston. You
and I have been friends for years. I'm back in Houston,
so and that's true. And you're a good guy. You've
helped us raise a lot of money for disabled military
veterans over the year. Right, if you ain't got no
leg we got your baby. The least people could do
is watch your comedy, specially on Amazon Prime, which I
am one of the associate producers of. Yes, that's what

(28:04):
I'm lying.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's if you're not gonna watch it for me, watch
it for Kenny being one of the associations.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, watch it for me. It's Theodore Emmy Taylor, the
bow tie guy. You're on Amazon Prime. It's really having
funny guys. It's funny. Hey, I'm Kenny Webster. Thank you
so much for watching this. Everybody follow my buddy Theodore
Emmy Taylor on social media. Comedy We have got a run.
I'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
You are listening to the pursuit of having this radio
tell the government to kiss your ass.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Wait, you listen to this show.