October 8, 2025 • 43 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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just lib fries at the food.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The NHL season kicked off last night. It's a chance
to watch Canadians on ice instead of fleeing ice. We'll
talk more about that in just a few seconds. But hey,
by the way, my buddy Jesse Peyton stopped by this afternoon.
We are going to be in Waco on Saturday night,
Jesse and I doing stand up comedy. It's going to
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be vulgar and dirty, and I just want to prepare
everybody for that. Last weekend we had hundreds of people
come out for Operation Comedy Therapy.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It was a huge hit.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It went absolutely fantastic, and it was a little vulgar,
and one person did not like it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Everybody else did.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know, statistically speaking, that's not very much, but someone
did not like it anyway, all I Vian said as
a report today at The Washington Examiner. I was just
looking at about a country singer named Zach Bryan. Now,
I know sometimes people in Texas don't like when I
say this, But I'm just being honest with you. I
really don't care that much about country music.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not into it. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not going to pretend I'm a big country fan.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This year, I was very excited about going to nine
Inch Nails. I had a pit tickets, I was in
the mosh pit. I was very excited about listening to
electronic music at Burning Man. I'm really excited. Next week
I'm going to go see Turnstile with a Meal and
the Sniffers.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's a punk rock.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Band from Australia in America are on toury I'm very
excited about that, and that's what I like.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Can't help it. I don't care about Zach Bryan. I don't.
If I was going to.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Listen to country music, it would definitely be the outlaw stuff,
and almost exclusively the outlaw stuff. I don't think I
would sit and listen to anything in the world of
modern country. I don't care about it, but I will
ask this question about Zach Bryan. How many innocent people
need to be murdered by illegal immigrants before country singer
Zach Bryan writes a song about them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think we should all ask that question.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Brian has released the lyrics of a song in a
social media post.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's about Ice.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Brian joined the chorus of radical left wingers vilifying, demonizing,
ostracizing law enforcement officers who are protecting innocent Americans from
violent crimes of illegal immigrants. I'm sorry if you don't
like watching videos of ICE arresting people. But before you
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react and get all emotional, why don't you ask what
they're being arrested for. Often is the case, it's more
than just the fact that they were in the country illegally.
I have a friend, he's kind of a liberally lives
in Chicago. We're on the phone the other day and
he says to me, Kenny, aren't you the least bit
upset about what ICE is doing? I said, what He's like,
no warrant, showing up at people's houses without warrants, no
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knock raids.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was like, I'm a gain us, no knock rades.
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He's like, man, all these people getting American citizens being
detained by ICE. I was like, you mean the ones
that are rioting. So now we're in this, we do
this competition with each other where we try to find
the most outrageous news stories about what Ice is doing,
and he'll show me when he's like, look, this guy
was peddling a bicycle through the streets at Key West
when they arrested him and deported him back to Ireland.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So a guy that wasn't supposed to be in the
country was living in a place where there's not a
lot of jobs and housing is too expensive, and he
wasn't supposed to be there. So now the cost of
housing is going to go down and there will be
more jobs available for Americans. That doesn't really upset me.
He's like, well, show me what you're upset about it.
I was like, all right, yesterday Ice detained and arrested
at child molester who was let into the country twice
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by the Biden administration. That's why I think Ice is okay.
So we go back and forth with these news stories,
and you know, not for no nothing here, but Zach Bryan,
as a country singer, you'd think most of the time
country singers are on our side. He put out this
song and the tune comes just days after reports of
illegal immigrants weaponizing cars ramming into officers weeks after a
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sniper tried to murder an Immigration Customs Enforcement officer at
a facility here in Texas. Remember that it was up
in Dallas. So the lyrics from a new yet to
be released song by Brian Suspected it's supposedly supposed to
be titled Bad News, takes aim at ICE officers. It
vilifies the agency. It suggests that ICE agents, who are
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just enforcing laws that were passed by we the people
and our elected officials, were going to come bust down
your door. And then a few lines later he said,
kids are all scared in they're all alone. I am
a liberal and I don't like Trump. YadA YadA. That's
not how the song goes, but it's close enough, he said,
the kids are scared. The lyrics feed the dishonest and
ugly left wing narrative. They say ICE is busting down
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doors and taking care kids away, but they're not. They're
just taking kids. Well, first of all, if there's an
unaccompanied miner roaming around in the country from another nation
that got over our border, wouldn't you want a federal
agent to do something about that. This is the same
radical left wing nonsense that entertainers have been advancing for
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months now. And just like every other left wing attack
against illegal immigration illegal immigration enforcement efforts, Brian is Zach
Bryan is criticizing the protection of innocent people because that's
what they're doing. He's not really mentioning how violent criminals
are out hurting people. He's not writing a song about
Lake and Riley. He's not writing a song about Rachel Morin. No,
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there's not gonna be a Lake and Riley anthem on
Zach Bryan's new album. Why would there be? Brian's songs
don't mention the murder of Anthony Bologna and his two sons,
Michael and Matthew, murdered by an illegal immigrant. Apparently, a
killing that wiped out two generations of the Bologna family
was not worthy of tree lyrical recognition. It's not going
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to write a song about Kate Steinel, a thirty two
year o woman who was shot and killed in San Francisco.
He does not include you remember that it was by
an illegal immigrant. It was a pretty big news story
back in twenty fifteen. He's not going to include any
of the other victims of the heinous, violent criminal illegal
aliens plaguing our country. There will be no song about
any of them, and ICE protects us from these people.
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Zach Bryan omitted victims who were raped, assaulted, sex trafficked.
He failed to mention those who suffered or died due
to the millions of pounds of dangerous drugs that illegal
immigrants smuggled into the country. There's no song about that.
There's no song about the fentanyl crisis. Zach Bryan failed
to mention the courageous ICE officers handling the worst of
the worst while having to endure assassination attempts by snipers
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and dodging maltov cocktails. So all this raises a question
of just what atrocities and traumatic horrors must people endure
at the hands of violent illegal immigration to receive acknowledgment
from celebrities like Zach Bryan. How many innocent people have
to suffer from drug addiction or overdosing due to trafficked
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narcotics by illegal immigrants before Zach Brian sits down and
writes a song about that. How many more must be
victimized by illegal immigrant crime before Zach Bryan acknowledges that
children are being trafficked by the cartels. Brian's lyrics demonize comps,
refer to them as C word, M word ef worts.
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The song mentions the fading of the Red, White and Blue,
another musical metaphor that would seem to suggest Ice is
contributing to the decline of the US.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Listen to these lyrics. Didn't wake up dead or in jail.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Some out of town boys being gaming us. Hell, I
got some bad news. I woke up missing you. My
friends are all dejanerates, but they're all I got the
generational story, dropping the plot.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It goes on and on.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You kids are scared. Ice is mean. Got some bad news,
Red watt and Blue. I don't like when country singers
pander real hard to the right. I don't like Lee Greenwood. Sorry,
I don't like his music. Where were you on the
bill to Stay Away to heav? I don't like that.
I don't like pandering, and I don't like this. I
think it's garbage. I don't like when they do it
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to our side, and I don't like when they do
it to the libs. Protest music sucks, doesn't it? Protest music?
And frankly, I don't like patriotic music either. Can't you
just remember when music was just supposed to be art.
They weren't all trying to sell a product, or sell
a political party, or sell a message. Zach Brian is
another entertainer promoting dangerous, radical left wing ideology, ideology that
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wantonly endangers those risking their lives to protect us. The
fading of the Red, white, and Blue, as he put it,
lies not with agents doing their jobs in Ice, but
with culturally oblivious elitists in places like Nashville and Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And broad These people are willing, they're willing accomplices.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
They're accomplices to the erosion of the values and the
qualities that actually make America awesome. Had a SoundBite here
from this morning. Let me play this real quick. This
is a young woman this morning. I stumbled across this.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that part like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot,
that person's probably a homophobe. That person's probably a racist
if they're just flying American flag.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Bigot, homophobe, racist, No, ma'am. That American flag represents the
country that allows people with differing beliefs to come and
live here legally. That American flag represents the beliefs of
a nation that is actually tolerant of gay people. That
American flag represents the beliefs of people that allow all
races to come here. We're the all star team of
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all the nations on Earth, all the religions on earth,
all the sexualities, all the genders, all the all the
theological ideological that's us. We're that. That's what the red,
white and blue represents. It's a country, and we do
it better than anyone. When you go to Japan, you
don't see a lot of black people. When you're in Russia,
you don't see any Guatemalans walking around. That's what the red,
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white and blue represents. And that's what Ice is actually protecting.
I'm sorry if you're too stupid to get it. Be
wary of strong alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
They could make you shoot at text collectors and miss
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Speaker 4 (10:32):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right, where are we here? Oh yeah, that's right.
It's National pet Obesity Awareness Day. Here is a sign.
Your dog is fat, your dog is Illinois Governor JB.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Pritzker. That's a good sign. Hey, who's that? Jesse Payton's
in the studio right now? What gets up? What is up?
My brother? Happy National Pet Obesity Awareness Day? Jesse? What
are you?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I love it? I was celebrating on the way here.
I ate a pig and a blanket. I had one too,
and then I ate a pastry. In Texas, it's called
a kolachi. Why but it's a pig and a blanket,
that is, that's what we called it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Why can't we you know, like, it's obviously not a
KLATCHI a clachi something else.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Why do we do that? Why do we have to
change everything? I don't know, Man, We're sensitive.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Jesse Peyton is probably one of the biggest comics in
Texas at the moment. Has been blown up big time
over the last couple of years, few years, several years,
quite the career.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
But how did it all start? Jesse? What made you
start doing stand up comedy?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Man?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I was hilarious and I was too handsome for Radio Kenny,
so we just skipped right over that.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Right on stage. Well, we have that in common. I
feel yeah, but we are.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You and I are in Waco this Saturday, which is
why you're here right now at the Hippodrome Theater doing
our favorite show, Couple's Therapy, where you and I, who
are clearly the beacon of stability for relationship influence and
expertise and advice. Absolutely yes, take dating advice from two
middle aged men who can't seem to get their own
relationships right. If anybody does want tickets, you go to
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Jesse's website jesse Isfunny dot com and you go down
here to tour date's click that and then Seabrook, you
missed that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That happened already, Tyler, when were you? And Tyl Tyler?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm there tomorrow at a Rose City Comedy club. So
for your and Tyler Rose City Comedy Club, we're doing
couples there. But also no Kinney Webster because he has
to do radio.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I can't miss a radio show for to tell Penish jokes,
but I can how I will be in Waco with
you on Saturday night, and that's gonna be dope. That's
at the Hippodrome Theater, So that's how you get your
tickets there, and you know not for nothing here, Jesse,
but I have noticed lately in the world of love
and romance, all is not well out in the As.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
A matter of fact, I was looking at this story.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A woman just got married in England and I, you know,
I'm I got married.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Did you give a speech at your wedding? Was that
a thing that you did? I did not. I don't.
I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't think I gave a speech at my wedding either.
Other people gave scratches, talk about killing the vibe. Here's
a woman who just got married and she's a brunette.
For those listening on the radio, if you want me
to just paint a picture here for you, and she's
a you know, it looks like a very nice wedding
haul whatever this reception banquet hall that they've rented out,
and her husband is sitting just to the left of her,
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surrounded by the wedding party, all their families there. This
guy wore a fedora. Clearly nobody told him. You can't
wear a fedora unless you're a bass player in a
jazz band, I agree, or an investigative reporter.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Otherwise, he does look like the guy you'd put your
napkin over your drink if you went to the restaurant.
One hundred percent, yeah, I wouldn't want that, definitely, but
male or female, although either one I'm not Yeah, I'm like,
you're not going to mess up another ginger rale of mind. Brian, Yeah, Brian,
stay away from my drink anyway. So this here's the
bride to be giving her wedding speech.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Alongside that demonization of trans people, our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, but if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue, everyone
should be able to have a date today. And I
don't mean with all this sort of thing. I mean
a day surrounded by loved ones who wholeheartedly support us
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and our relationship with no judgment. We are in a
relationship that is simultaneously celebrated by random strangers who find
out we're engaged, but also is so main mainstream that
no one back's an eyelid. If we were to walk
down the street hand in hand. We are not ostracized
by society for simply being who we are and loving
who we love. Everyone should get to feel how that feels.
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Transgender people are being punished for simply being who they are,
and we must speak up. We are losing hard full
ground and we simply cannot yield to hatred.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Thanks Kenny, and I gotta get this off my chest. One,
she called her wedding or platform, and bro, that's not it.
Number two, how are you going to use your wedding
day to talk about transgenocide? And she's already got a
Justin Bieber haircut? And then you know all of his
groups are like, Bro, she used to.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Be a dude. Right, Well, that's why she did this.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You weren't good at tell as you were banging a
trainy Like, why not?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I'd have her do it on your wedding day?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
What's the third thing that was forgot? I guess that
was all three?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It doesn't here's my immediate takeaway because I want to
watch a little bit more of this.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
First of all, the husband does not look thrilled.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
For those of you watching this, uh listening on the radio,
you don't see what we're looking at. This is his
poor guy. He thinks that he's you know, ow kicked
his coverage with this woman. What he does not realize is, well,
she may be a little more attractive than you. Most
guys are not gonna want to put up with this.
This is at your wedding. At your wedding, we're gonna
get a lecture on trans And by the way, do
you know why she's mad? You know what just happened
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in the UK? No, they made a rule that trainees
can't play in sports. That's the thing over there, and
then the bathroom saying oh you mean men, right, you
mean men?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, men can't play in women's sports.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
That's the England went ahead and they were like, all right,
let's look, no training kids England. And I think that's
a moderate stance. I don't think that's conservative, but that's
what she's talking about. We can't have nine year olds
getting their junk lob. No genital mutile for pre pubescent kids.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
So what people on the radio don't realize is she's
wearing her wedding dress and wedding attire in front of
a bouquet of flowers while giving this speech, which is
really awkward. My question is was this post vowels, and
I do because if that's the question and I'm in
the audience, I'm gonna be like, hey, uh, priest, when
you asked us if anyone objects, I'd like to revisit
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that question and tell you, yeah, I don't want my
homeboy stuck with this lunatic forever. Yeah, because you think
he's gonna get to play fantasy football ever with his buddies,
Fantasy soccer, Yeah, yeah, Fantasy.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Taliban, Fantasy Rugby. I now I know what you're thinking.
In the middle of this lecture about training, you said
a wedding, wouldn't it be great if she could talk
about Israel.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Alongside that demonization of trans people. Our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platfor I want to speak on this issue.
The ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people is a horror
that cannot be ignored. We cannot succumb to hatred. We
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have to be we have to email our and PS,
we have to speak up, or we will be lost,
all of us. All this love has to be good
for something beyond our immediate surroundings.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
All right, positive again.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I can't help but notice these are the most generic
left wing talking points about transgenders and Palestinians.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Need I point out.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
The fact that a transgender person in Gaza would probably
be murdered.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But besides that, what does she need notes for? She's
holding a sheet.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I could tell you Rachel Maddow's talking points without a
piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I love that this guy probably spent a lot of
time writing his valves, coming up with very lovey dovey phrases,
and in her speech it has genocide and demonization.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wait what if his speech is like all right, she
got to talk about what she wanted. I just want
to say, I hope Manchester United beats the scrub. I
hope we really hope this year that the London soccer
club goes all the way to the Premier League finds.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
No you know, she pegs him with the strap on
Kenny a million percent for sure, this poor guy. And
then obviously you can't help but notice the wedding party.
He's grinning a little bit.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
But like.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
I was going to do a mic drop and then
I asked George, and George said, the mics cost five
thousand pounds, so I'm not going to do that. So yeah,
In short, I love Matthew.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
You know on their honeymoon, you know, you know, on
their honeymoon tonight, first words out of his mouth are
going to be permission to touch you.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You were listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness, where
everyone is welcome, even scum sucking, maggot swallowing socialist bastards
you used to refer to as mom.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
All right, this is great news.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Guys, Dell gets from Israel and Hamas have begun direct
talks in Egypt right now to figure out how to
get a peace deal, and they're expected to hammer out
the piece deal sometime in the next five to ten
thousand years. I got to assume any day now. It's
really great. Jesse, I don't know pine a lot about Israel.
I don't have a lot of opinions about it. I've
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never been there anytime. I think that, like the israel
guys are making a good point, someone from the Hamas
or Palestine side will be like, look at all these
dead children. I'm like, look at how much money this
war is costing us. I'm like, yeah, you have a
good point. And then they'll be like, and look at
how much we hate the Jews, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
See now, I'm back to the other side.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So both sides that they take it too far every time,
And somehow this has found its way to the speculation
about how Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Yeah, I'm way less informed than you are on that, Kinney.
I feel like with you know, we have homeless veterans
and all this stuff over here, that my bandwidth for
compassion for other countries is almost new.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
There is me too. I don't give a damn about Russia, Ukraine.
I don't actually care that much about Israel. I'm sorry Israel,
I don't care. I don't care that much about Palace,
and I'm sorry I don't. I've never I never been there.
I don't really know anyone from there. I'm sorry. I
think Israel seems more like our country. I think that
seems like a country where they have technology and running
water and.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Secular, secular ish society.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You could be gay or a Jew, or an Arab
or a Christian, but I still don't care that much.
I'm sorry, I just don't. And earlier this morning on
our morning show, we were talking about the Charlie Kirk
thing because some of our listeners Candice Owans thinks that
it was like an inside.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Job or Israel did it, or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I won't pretend that I've spent a lot of time
watching Candie own show.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I can't watch all the shows.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I can't, but I know this is really important to
some people because either much like Israel and Palestine, they're
either really passionately in favor of Candae Owans or they
really hate her. So I asked you, guys, the listeners
in a poll that I did earlier today, our humble
little radio show has been getting a lot of emails
about Candice Own theories regarding Charlie Kirk this morning, and
I asked, is she crazy or she onto something? And
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this is actually usual. You pull already our audience on something.
They all if it's political, they all have the same answer.
This is pretty split. It's not like I'm asking what
do you like more jalapeno sausage or ribs? Either way,
I'm asking you do you think candis Owen's onto something here,
roughly two thirds you think she's crazy and one thirty
you think that she's onto something.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
And so what is she onto? A couple of theories
that she's laid out for us.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Candis Owens just revealed that twenty four hours before Charlie
Kirk was murdered, he messaged people that he thought he
was going to be killed. And I am told that
a producer from his show has actually one of his
close friends has said that what Candis Owens is saying
is technically true.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Let's watch a little of it.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
One more thing, rather explosively, three people told me off record,
two people who have this in a written communication from Charlie,
one who was a turning point USA donor, and I
would say very much one of the white Knights in this.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
The very day.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
Before or Charlie Kirk died, he expressed that he thought
he was going to be killed. He told these people,
I think they're going to kill me. Okay, he had
not expressed that to me. So I am telling you
this based off the testimony of three people. And I
am saying this because I hope that these people who
I think are good will be inspired to come forward
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with that. Again, those conversations I had were off record.
I honor that. If I say it's off record, it's
days off record. But I'm hoping that watching what I
am doing and feeling the energy that is rising across
the world for people who want to know what the
heck happened on nine to ten, that you know, they
will be brave and they will say, yeah, Charlie did
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the day before he died think that he was going
to be killed, and maybe tell us who is they?
Well for one cent for all, who is they? Who
is the day that he thought were going to kill him?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right? I don't know if you know this or not,
but went on the internet.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
When people say they Jesse, they are normally talking about
the Jays, and.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't know if you are familiar with the Jays,
maybe you know the guys. I gotta tell you it's
I'm willing to listen to any crazy theory I can remember.
I can remember fifteen years ago if you told people
there was an island in the middle of the Caribbean
where billionaires go to rape children, people would not have
believed you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And now everybody knows that that's true. What you just watched. Yeah,
there's just not a list for it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, okay, fair, yeah, what it exists? Well, you're onto something,
all right, you just watched that. I believe that what
she is saying could probably be true. I'll start with that.
I don't think that that's the craziest theory that he
could have. That he said someone might want to kill him,
because probably somebody did want to.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
So I'll say this I've done.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
I've opened for on stage doing stand up comedy for
Steven Crowder. Everybody knows he did a similar platform to
uh Charlie Kirk and Steven Crowder had the tightest security
of any live show I've ever performed at. I couldn't
bring an opener, I couldn't bring somebody to sell merch,
I couldn't bring my own security. I had to walk
through a metal detector, and Stephen Crowder wore a bulletproof
vest while on stage at that Ada and Improv and
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I was there to witness that personally, So I know
these guys do get wild threats. So I just from
my own personal experience, I don't think this is too
far fetched that he was threatened.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, okay, But all that being said, self fulfilling prophecies,
law of attraction, pragmatism, speech act theory. If you talk
about something enough, there's especially for a guy that talks
all the time constantly, because you know, you talk for
a living.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I talked for a living.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Eventually, statistically speaking, you are likely to talk about something
that's going to happen, right, like Alex Jones predicted nine
to eleven. They say, and that it's like, well, yeah,
and you know, he may have been onto something. He
may have did he actually know? Was he a psychic?
Or was he just talking so frequently that he stumbled
onto something that accidentally ended up or that not accidentally
but that actually did end up happening, even if he
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didn't know about it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
There's something to be said for that.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Now there is too, and that reminds me. I wanted
to talk to you about Instagram models showing up at
my house on solicity, Kenny. I think Instagram models need
to come over and see me. And if we could
just have more Instagram models that came and saw me,
I think I would be happy if Instagram model.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
I think I'm just trying to speak it into existing,
you know, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm so sick of people walking up to me on
the street trying to force me to take twenty dollars
bills from him. If everyone could go all right, there's
another clip that a lot of people have been reacting to.
Candish Ellen says that Charlie Kirk came to her in
a dream. Now, this is the thing people have been
playing to suggest she's crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
And to be fair, you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Know, like I just made that point, if you say
enough things, you eventually stumble onto something. If you say
enough things, you can isolate a SoundBite to make someone
sound crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I'm trying to be objective here.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I'm trying to be to consider that she could be
right or wrong, because I frankly don't know. I lean
on the side of I don't know. I lean on
the side of I think the FBI investigation's probably true.
I think there probably was this guy named Tyler Robinson
who was into trainees and he was mad at Charlie Kirk,
and he climbed up on and he took his dad's gun.
I think there's a lot of evidence and video witnesses.
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I think there's a lot of that, but I don't
know I wasn't there. I do know that when Candace
said this, this got the people, This got the people
that don't like her to go crazy.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Like I just said, had a vivid dream this weekend
and Charlie came to me and he told me that
he was betrayed. And so for me, you don't have
to believe that, but I do believe that, And it
was the immediate sense I got, actually, and I don't
know who exactly it is that betrayed him, but I
also felt in the dream that it is soon going
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to be revealed, that it's actually inevitable, that it is
going to be revealed, that there is nothing and no
one that is going to stop the truth from coming out,
and it is going to have international consequences.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Take that to the bank. Quote me on that, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I will tell you I am somebody who also talks
a little too much about my dreams.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I go to church.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I constantly see coincidences as being more than as being
more than a coincidence, a divine intervention. And when I
say this to my friends, they all think I'm nuts,
and I probably am. Is Candace Owen's nuts? Do you
think that's crazy? Did Charlie Kirk come to were in
a dream.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I think the the the.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Reality part of it for me is tough to conceptualize
that something like that is just that weird. The comedian
side of me can't listen to the rest of the
speech when she leads with he came to me in
a dream.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay, So to your point, it.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Is a little I's sorry, It's okay for those who
don't know. Jesse is a comic that works blue if
you know what that means. But all right, we'll leave
that one alone.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
She also made a point recently that in her research
she thought that there was a killer be death cult,
a communist be worshiping cult, maybe somewhere out in Utah
that had something to do with it.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
And I did just a cursory online search, and some
messages I found, which were not written by a teacher
at the school, but someone who was adjacent to some
teachers at the school, gave me pause for concern.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
In fact, explicitly, what.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
It was was a Polish underground symbol, like a Polish
communist underground symbol that nobody would have recognized outside of
people who know what it meant.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And I just sort of went Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I kept looking online and strangely, I'm not kidding, and
I'm gonna show you these messages. I came across what
looked to me like a bunch of people talking about bees.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You're going, in case, what.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Do you like?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Literally bees? In a way, That's the only way I
can describe it. She was like they were speaking about bees,
but they weren't speaking about bees. It was very coded,
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Going, am I going crazy?
Speaker 8 (28:31):
Or do you think that all these people are really
actually quote unquote bee farmers or saying that they farm bees?
What is this lingo that I'm not understanding? Why do
I feel like it's related to students. I didn't feel
good about it at all, and I just sensed that
we needed to get more involved.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm on a positive right here. Could she be crazy
or could she be onto something? It is possible. Both
are true. It is completely I don't want it to
I've always liked Candice like I've always liked Kanye West.
I know they're he's crazy. She probably is a little
crazy too. Sometimes crazy people are onto something. I have
no idea if she's onto anything. Usually when I do
a rant on this show. When I do a segment
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or interview someone, I'm building it up so I can
make a point because I conclusively think they're right or wrong.
I lean on the side here of Candace Owens is
it's hard for me to believe some of this stuff.
But on the other hand, I know that our audience
has been emailing us about this all day long, and
every two or three emails is saying, yeah, Candace is
batsup crazy, don't believe her. And then the third or
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fourth one is like, what do you guys work for Israel?
Why don't you guys love Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Like she's a not batsup crazy, she's be soup crazy.
I'm in the same side with you, Kenny, one hundred percent.
I make room for both. I think that I don't
think anything that she's saying is baseless and unfounded, but
I do think that it's there's a lot of wild
accusations in there, a lot of far leaps and big
bridges to gap.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I guess I'll leave with this before we go to break,
because we still got one more segment in the show
to do. I cannot get over the fact that we're
a month out from Charlie Kirk's death, and with every
day that passes, there is more and more speculation that
the real narrative isn't true on our side, while on
the opposite side, there's just it's become more normalized to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
The fact that he died.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
The guy died doing with every comedia and every liberal
political pundit, every politician, every educator in America is trying
to do every day is have a polite, honest discussion.
And sadly, every day that passes since Charlie Kirk's death,
we get further and further away from the point that
I think we all universally understood about what was so
horrific It bothers him about this whole thing. Even the
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wife of South Park creator Trey Parker seemed to be
bothered by it enough that she posted stuff about it
on her own private social media account on Instagram. And
South Park's one of the groups of people that got
blamed for his death.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, I think he was revolutionary Kenny, because I'm not
the most religious, you know person. You know that, but
I follow forty all the forty people on Instagram, Charlie
Kirk was three of them. I consume more Charlie Kirk
content on social media than everything else combined.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And when I would catch.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Overly religious, overly you know, preachy reels on social media,
I immediately scroll.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
They're not in my algorithm.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
But I would listen to every word Charlie Kirk would say,
like baited breath edge of my seat, and he made
He was what I think, the instrument that God wanted
you to be, and to preach the word and to
make somebody who actively turned it away openly listen and
make room for it. Charlie Kirk was special man. I
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cried when he died. It was you know, it was terrible,
and I don't think you know. So of course I'm
going to be more impacted by people making fun of
it because it was somebody I was pretty close to.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
In that regard, I still lean on the side if
you can make fun of anything you want. But let's
just leave Charlie Kirk alone for a little while. Could
everybody do that?
Speaker 6 (31:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Quick break, We'll be back to talk about it and
drag queens and educators having sex with their.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Students coming up more.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
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who love liberty and try not to take themselves too seriously,
even if your name is Karen.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
All Right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Airheads, the candy Airheads has unveiled a child size robot
that adults can now use as an excuse to go
trick or treating.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I'm sorry I should have started that off with this. Hey, creeps.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Airheads has unveiled a child size adult robot. Who what
kind of weird oh buys a child size adult robot?
A horrible person, right, the worst, the worst people on
earthing kind of think if.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
You buy that, they need to do a check your
IP address and have the fanscome look at all your
hard drives.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I've always this is.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I remember several years ago somebody was trying to pass
a law to make it illegal to buy a child
sized sex doll. And my first and is like, yeah,
obviously you shouldn't be allowed to have a sex doll.
That's a child side, that's creepy. That should be illegal.
You shouldn't be able to do that. And then as
an afterthought, it's like, well, wait a second, if we
could legally sell these things, is that how we find
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all the pedophiles? Nobody's gonna buy this, that's not a
sex monster, right, Is that just gonna make the FBI's
job easier, Jesse, your thoughts.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I mean, my honest thought, Kenny is to one hundred
percent sell those because I think if it's one person
uses that instead of actually performing that terrible act on
a real child. I mean, so, I mean that's just
you know where my head goes for it. But I
have a different, you know philosophy. How about death penalty
for repeat child sex offenders? Is that?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
How about not repeat but if you touch a kid,
you get dragged in public. We put it on pay
per view and use the money for the victims. All subscribe.
I have said for years I want pay per view
death row.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I love it. I would love to watch that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And uh and you know, Donald Trump, maybe as one
of the last things you do is you go out
the door, is create the Trump TV network with live
televised executions for child moisters.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I would watch that on TV.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, I mean, if paramounted by the UFC for seven
hundred million dollars, then sure, I'll definitely subscribe to that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
All right, I'm talking about found guilty repeat offenders. That's
what I'm talking about. That's my opinion. Now, with all
that being said, we have this today. A former Randolph
County teacher cheer coach has been indicted for sex with
a student. It has happened once again. Her name is MICHAELA.
Caldwell Hodgens. She is thirty two years of age. She
was arrested and ordered a thirty thousand dollars bond. Apparently
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she had sex with a male student under the age
of nineteen. So it sounds like he was in high school.
It doesn't make it okay, it makes it awesome. Sorry, well,
you know South Park did south We were just talking
about South Park. Yeah, South Park did a whole episode
about that. If it's a little girl and an adult
man and you deserve the death penalty, and then when
it's an adult woman and a little boy, he should
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be captain of the football team, the wrestling team, and
the baseball team.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's exactly how the homecoming ging. Every cop is like, yes,
I think he should be an honorary valedictorian, Kinney, Good
for you.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
What's the same thing with stalkers. If a man is
stalking a woman and the woman goes to the police,
the police take it very seriously. They get everybody get paperwork,
they'll send the cops out. They invest a immediately. If
a guy goes to the police and he says he's
being stalked by a woman, much less a mildly attractive woman,
police don't really take it that seriously.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I can't tell you how I know this, but I
know it's true. It's a long story, but that tends
to be the case. Unfortunately. It's very sad we treat
men and women differently in society. Jesse, and you're a man,
how do you feel about that. I've had stalkers, so
I totally get it. I was never I didn't really
feel a physical threat. It was just kind of an
inconvenience and an annoyance.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
But it's wild how many of these accusations we hear
about these high school fourteen year old boys sleeping with
these super smoking, hot teachers.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
We didn't hear about it when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
You know why, Kitty, Because in the eighties, baby could
keep a secret, all right, So that's what it was.
We all these little snitches are running around.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You know what we did.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
We banged the biology teacher. We shut our mouth, Kenny,
That's what we did.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Jesse See Peyton, everybody, Jesse, I have to point out
here this happened in Alabama. It was a cheer coach
in Alabama, saining this is more common in certain parts
of the country.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
I think at Alabama the rates of a teacher to
student sex cases or higher because of homeschooling in Alabama.
Kenny than you, Jesse Peyton. All right, let's go from
that to this.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
While we're on the topic of petterass is, the thing
that they say never happens has once again happened.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
There seems to be a lot of examples of this.
Here we have a case out of Phoenix. A performer,
a drag queen performer at Pride, a prominent Arizona dragt queen,
has been arrested in charge of the having sex with
a thirteen year old boy whom he met via a
dating app. Michael Browder, aged thirty five, is a drag
queen performer who goes by the name Aubrey Glici and
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has appeared at Phoenix Pride Festival. Considered to be a
star in the community there, admitted to having sex with
a little boy, told investigators he well thought the boy
was eighteen or nineteen. The thirteen year old told investigators
he posed as an eighteen year old on an online
dating site and then arranged to meet the two men.
The boy told police he didn't know the identities of
the two men he met online, but investigators recovered one
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of the chats from his laptop and identified Browder as
a Phoenix drag queen. Browder was interviewed allegedly admitted to
meeting and having sex with the victim, told police he
was under the impression the person was eighteen or nineteen.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Still doesn't make it okay? Why are you laughing? What?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
I sorry, it's I do not want to make light
of a child being victimized in this situation. Mostly I
think the I think the the misguidance or the misperception
on both sides, Like I can I just picture the
meeting and then the chick transvestite lady thing is like,
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you're thirteen. I thought you said you were eighteen, And
then the thirteen year old's like.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, you told me you were a girl.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
You have a.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Penis, So like, how do you think I feel like?
I'm like I'm a double victim, Like I'm a child,
not only are you an adult, but you're a dude.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Gross, You're right.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
There is a lot of dishonesty going you know, which
is crazy this league because if I'm that thirteen year
old boy, I'm going back and telling no one, Oh God, yeah, dude,
I got catfish?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Was it a grown up? Yeah? And she was a dude.
One of the worst, one of the worst.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Things about this is there is a news story like
this every day, every day, every time we think, all right, now,
this is gonna stop. And I always wonder did social
media make it worse or did it make it better
or to.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Make it more visible, Kenny, because what happens is is
I argue with liberals all day. It's like sport, and
it's like a full time job. And I do it
on social media, mainly Facebook. Go to Jesse baiton comedy
and you can see it. However, liberals always say the
same thing. They say, trainees aren't going in to the
bathrooms to do this, because trainees aren't messing with kids,
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and that's all they do.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
And every day, Kenny, there's a case of it. This
is disgusting. It is disgusting. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I think we agree on that, We agree at least
as bizarre as this broadcast has been this afternoon. I
guess a couple of things we agree honest and not
okay to kill Charlie Kirk and do not have sex
with Kitsch. That's two things that we have established on
this show today that we all universally agree on. I
want to read some comments before we get out of here,
because I know we covered some controversial topics this afternoon.
It's a little touchy, and I just want to get
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some stuff, you know, clear the air here. One of
our listeners made a great point about Candice Owens. Let
me see if I could find it here. It is possible,
Ashley says, it is possible. Part of the reasons Candice
Owens sounds crazy is because her friend was murdered. And
I think that's I actually think that's a good point there,
very much so.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Yeah, because when it hits that close to home, the
wild conceptions and misconceptions that we make are very far fetched,
and we start grasping for straws, and you know, you
make room for a lot of things that may not otherwise,
you know, be there.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, you're right about that. I mean it's true.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Look, death in my family made me say some things
that may have sounded crazy to others, it didn't sound
crazy in my head. Let's see. Alan says, remember it
or not, you are paranoid. But are you paranoid enough?
Asks are we being paranoid enough? What do you think?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
I don't think being too paranoid is a problem with
especially how weird things are getting now, because if you
were to go back and tell our parents and grandparents
and great grandparents what a world we're in now, they
would have been way more paranoid knowing it led to this.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
So I like to error on the side of caution. Kenny,
that's just me.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean, there's something to be said about that. Linda
says that this new story about the teacher proofs or
point that not all teachers are good.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
That's an important thing to bring up.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
We make this mistake in society of saying that teachers, doctors,
and military generals are usually good ideas and trusted members
of authority. But my experience in life is not like
has not been that. There's plenty of bad doctors, there
are bad generals. And you know, Mark Milly said he
would warn China if Trump was going to declare war,
and then you got teachers like this, constantly having sex with.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Kids all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
What's a position in society that you think gets more
respect than it deserves.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh wow, all of everything on the.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Left, the liberals, whole everything woke.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah. Yeah, victim culture is what I hate, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
That's the main thing that I think we give too
much validation too, because people grasp for a struggle, and
where we used to out ostracize them, ridicule for struggle,
now we you know, give adulation and applause for it.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
And I think that people reach and they don't.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
And what that really does is it takes away from
real victim Moude for real things that are going on.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Every time you cry racism and it's not racist, you're
marginalizing victims of actual racism. Every time you wrongly accuse
a guy of sexual assault, you're making it harder for
a real victim of sexual assault to be taken seriously.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You know that over and over again when.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
You say things like mathematics and proper education and proper
speech are racist. When real racism does happen, we dismiss
it because everything you're trying to use this big umbrella
of it and it's retarded, right.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Every time we blame the Jews for some conspiracy theory
they weren't responsible for, it takes away the attention we
should have given to blame the Jews for screwing up
the Clippers starting lineup.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I think we're anyway. We got to run.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I know a lot of touchy topics today this afternoon,
but we love you all, and we love everyone. I
love the Jews, I love the trans I love Candice Owens,
everybody out there.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I do want to say this. I'm a pretty edgy comic.
I know it's a conservative talk radio show. I'm a
stand up comedian. And if I said anything the night
that offended you, I'm sorry that your parents raised a sissy.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's right, I'm sorry your parents weren't qualified to raise
a normal child. I'll have you and said, Waco will
be there this Saturday night. If this broadcast didn't offend
to you too much, coming out with us on Saturday
night at the Waco Hippodrome. Tickets are available. Jessesfunny dot com.
That's gonna be a ton of fun. Tell your friends,
bring your wife, bring your kids, bring everybody out. It's
gonna be well, not kids, not kids. Do not bring
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your children, bring your adult kids. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
The NHL season kicked off last night. It's a chance
to watch Canadians on ice instead of fleeing ice. We'll
talk more about that in just a few seconds. But hey,
by the way, my buddy Jesse Peyton stopped by this afternoon.
We are going to be in Waco on Saturday night,
Jesse and I doing stand up comedy. It's going to
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be vulgar and dirty, and I just want to prepare
everybody for that. Last weekend we had hundreds of people
come out for Operation Comedy Therapy.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It was a huge hit.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It went absolutely fantastic, and it was a little vulgar,
and one person did not like it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Everybody else did.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know, statistically speaking, that's not very much, but someone
did not like it anyway, all I Vian said as
a report today at The Washington Examiner. I was just
looking at about a country singer named Zach Bryan. Now,
I know sometimes people in Texas don't like when I
say this, But I'm just being honest with you. I
really don't care that much about country music.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not into it. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not going to pretend I'm a big country fan.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This year, I was very excited about going to nine
Inch Nails. I had a pit tickets, I was in
the mosh pit. I was very excited about listening to
electronic music at Burning Man. I'm really excited. Next week
I'm going to go see Turnstile with a Meal and
the Sniffers.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's a punk rock.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Band from Australia in America are on toury I'm very
excited about that, and that's what I like.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Can't help it. I don't care about Zach Bryan. I don't.
If I was going to.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Listen to country music, it would definitely be the outlaw stuff,
and almost exclusively the outlaw stuff. I don't think I
would sit and listen to anything in the world of
modern country. I don't care about it, but I will
ask this question about Zach Bryan. How many innocent people
need to be murdered by illegal immigrants before country singer
Zach Bryan writes a song about them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think we should all ask that question.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Brian has released the lyrics of a song in a
social media post.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's about Ice.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Brian joined the chorus of radical left wingers vilifying, demonizing,
ostracizing law enforcement officers who are protecting innocent Americans from
violent crimes of illegal immigrants. I'm sorry if you don't
like watching videos of ICE arresting people. But before you
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react and get all emotional, why don't you ask what
they're being arrested for. Often is the case, it's more
than just the fact that they were in the country illegally.
I have a friend, he's kind of a liberally lives
in Chicago. We're on the phone the other day and
he says to me, Kenny, aren't you the least bit
upset about what ICE is doing? I said, what He's like,
no warrant, showing up at people's houses without warrants, no
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knock raids.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was like, I'm a gain us, no knock rades.
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He's like, man, all these people getting American citizens being
detained by ICE. I was like, you mean the ones
that are rioting. So now we're in this, we do
this competition with each other where we try to find
the most outrageous news stories about what Ice is doing,
and he'll show me when he's like, look, this guy
was peddling a bicycle through the streets at Key West
when they arrested him and deported him back to Ireland.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So a guy that wasn't supposed to be in the
country was living in a place where there's not a
lot of jobs and housing is too expensive, and he
wasn't supposed to be there. So now the cost of
housing is going to go down and there will be
more jobs available for Americans. That doesn't really upset me.
He's like, well, show me what you're upset about it.
I was like, all right, yesterday Ice detained and arrested
at child molester who was let into the country twice
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by the Biden administration. That's why I think Ice is okay.
So we go back and forth with these news stories,
and you know, not for no nothing here, but Zach Bryan,
as a country singer, you'd think most of the time
country singers are on our side. He put out this
song and the tune comes just days after reports of
illegal immigrants weaponizing cars ramming into officers weeks after a
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sniper tried to murder an Immigration Customs Enforcement officer at
a facility here in Texas. Remember that it was up
in Dallas. So the lyrics from a new yet to
be released song by Brian Suspected it's supposedly supposed to
be titled Bad News, takes aim at ICE officers. It
vilifies the agency. It suggests that ICE agents, who are
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just enforcing laws that were passed by we the people
and our elected officials, were going to come bust down
your door. And then a few lines later he said,
kids are all scared in they're all alone. I am
a liberal and I don't like Trump. YadA YadA. That's
not how the song goes, but it's close enough, he said,
the kids are scared. The lyrics feed the dishonest and
ugly left wing narrative. They say ICE is busting down
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doors and taking care kids away, but they're not. They're
just taking kids. Well, first of all, if there's an
unaccompanied miner roaming around in the country from another nation
that got over our border, wouldn't you want a federal
agent to do something about that. This is the same
radical left wing nonsense that entertainers have been advancing for
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months now. And just like every other left wing attack
against illegal immigration illegal immigration enforcement efforts, Brian is Zach
Bryan is criticizing the protection of innocent people because that's
what they're doing. He's not really mentioning how violent criminals
are out hurting people. He's not writing a song about
Lake and Riley. He's not writing a song about Rachel Morin. No,
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there's not gonna be a Lake and Riley anthem on
Zach Bryan's new album. Why would there be? Brian's songs
don't mention the murder of Anthony Bologna and his two sons,
Michael and Matthew, murdered by an illegal immigrant. Apparently, a
killing that wiped out two generations of the Bologna family
was not worthy of tree lyrical recognition. It's not going
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to write a song about Kate Steinel, a thirty two
year o woman who was shot and killed in San Francisco.
He does not include you remember that it was by
an illegal immigrant. It was a pretty big news story
back in twenty fifteen. He's not going to include any
of the other victims of the heinous, violent criminal illegal
aliens plaguing our country. There will be no song about
any of them, and ICE protects us from these people.
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Zach Bryan omitted victims who were raped, assaulted, sex trafficked.
He failed to mention those who suffered or died due
to the millions of pounds of dangerous drugs that illegal
immigrants smuggled into the country. There's no song about that.
There's no song about the fentanyl crisis. Zach Bryan failed
to mention the courageous ICE officers handling the worst of
the worst while having to endure assassination attempts by snipers
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and dodging maltov cocktails. So all this raises a question
of just what atrocities and traumatic horrors must people endure
at the hands of violent illegal immigration to receive acknowledgment
from celebrities like Zach Bryan. How many innocent people have
to suffer from drug addiction or overdosing due to trafficked
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narcotics by illegal immigrants before Zach Brian sits down and
writes a song about that. How many more must be
victimized by illegal immigrant crime before Zach Bryan acknowledges that
children are being trafficked by the cartels. Brian's lyrics demonize comps,
refer to them as C word, M word ef worts.
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The song mentions the fading of the Red, White and Blue,
another musical metaphor that would seem to suggest Ice is
contributing to the decline of the US.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Listen to these lyrics. Didn't wake up dead or in jail.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Some out of town boys being gaming us. Hell, I
got some bad news. I woke up missing you. My
friends are all dejanerates, but they're all I got the
generational story, dropping the plot.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It goes on and on.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You kids are scared. Ice is mean. Got some bad news,
Red watt and Blue. I don't like when country singers
pander real hard to the right. I don't like Lee Greenwood. Sorry,
I don't like his music. Where were you on the
bill to Stay Away to heav? I don't like that.
I don't like pandering, and I don't like this. I
think it's garbage. I don't like when they do it
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to our side, and I don't like when they do
it to the libs. Protest music sucks, doesn't it? Protest music?
And frankly, I don't like patriotic music either. Can't you
just remember when music was just supposed to be art.
They weren't all trying to sell a product, or sell
a political party, or sell a message. Zach Brian is
another entertainer promoting dangerous, radical left wing ideology, ideology that
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wantonly endangers those risking their lives to protect us. The
fading of the Red, white, and Blue, as he put it,
lies not with agents doing their jobs in Ice, but
with culturally oblivious elitists in places like Nashville and Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And broad These people are willing, they're willing accomplices.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
They're accomplices to the erosion of the values and the
qualities that actually make America awesome. Had a SoundBite here
from this morning. Let me play this real quick. This
is a young woman this morning. I stumbled across this.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that part like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot,
that person's probably a homophobe. That person's probably a racist
if they're just flying American flag.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Bigot, homophobe, racist, No, ma'am. That American flag represents the
country that allows people with differing beliefs to come and
live here legally. That American flag represents the beliefs of
a nation that is actually tolerant of gay people. That
American flag represents the beliefs of people that allow all
races to come here. We're the all star team of
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all the nations on Earth, all the religions on earth,
all the sexualities, all the genders, all the all the
theological ideological that's us. We're that. That's what the red,
white and blue represents. It's a country, and we do
it better than anyone. When you go to Japan, you
don't see a lot of black people. When you're in Russia,
you don't see any Guatemalans walking around. That's what the red,
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white and blue represents. And that's what Ice is actually protecting.
I'm sorry if you're too stupid to get it. Be
wary of strong alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
They could make you shoot at text collectors and miss
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine
fifty Custon.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right, where are we here? Oh yeah, that's right.
It's National pet Obesity Awareness Day. Here is a sign.
Your dog is fat, your dog is Illinois Governor JB.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Pritzker. That's a good sign. Hey, who's that? Jesse Payton's
in the studio right now? What gets up? What is up?
My brother? Happy National Pet Obesity Awareness Day? Jesse? What
are you?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I love it? I was celebrating on the way here.
I ate a pig and a blanket. I had one too,
and then I ate a pastry. In Texas, it's called
a kolachi. Why but it's a pig and a blanket,
that is, that's what we called it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Why can't we you know, like, it's obviously not a
KLATCHI a clachi something else.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Why do we do that? Why do we have to
change everything? I don't know, Man, We're sensitive.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Jesse Peyton is probably one of the biggest comics in
Texas at the moment. Has been blown up big time
over the last couple of years, few years, several years,
quite the career.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
But how did it all start? Jesse? What made you
start doing stand up comedy?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Man?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I was hilarious and I was too handsome for Radio Kenny,
so we just skipped right over that.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Right on stage. Well, we have that in common. I
feel yeah, but we are.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You and I are in Waco this Saturday, which is
why you're here right now at the Hippodrome Theater doing
our favorite show, Couple's Therapy, where you and I, who
are clearly the beacon of stability for relationship influence and
expertise and advice. Absolutely yes, take dating advice from two
middle aged men who can't seem to get their own
relationships right. If anybody does want tickets, you go to
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Jesse's website jesse Isfunny dot com and you go down
here to tour date's click that and then Seabrook, you
missed that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That happened already, Tyler, when were you? And Tyl Tyler?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm there tomorrow at a Rose City Comedy club. So
for your and Tyler Rose City Comedy Club, we're doing
couples there. But also no Kinney Webster because he has
to do radio.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I can't miss a radio show for to tell Penish jokes,
but I can how I will be in Waco with
you on Saturday night, and that's gonna be dope. That's
at the Hippodrome Theater, So that's how you get your
tickets there, and you know not for nothing here, Jesse,
but I have noticed lately in the world of love
and romance, all is not well out in the As.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
A matter of fact, I was looking at this story.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A woman just got married in England and I, you know,
I'm I got married.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Did you give a speech at your wedding? Was that
a thing that you did? I did not. I don't.
I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't think I gave a speech at my wedding either.
Other people gave scratches, talk about killing the vibe. Here's
a woman who just got married and she's a brunette.
For those listening on the radio, if you want me
to just paint a picture here for you, and she's
a you know, it looks like a very nice wedding
haul whatever this reception banquet hall that they've rented out,
and her husband is sitting just to the left of her,
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surrounded by the wedding party, all their families there. This
guy wore a fedora. Clearly nobody told him. You can't
wear a fedora unless you're a bass player in a
jazz band, I agree, or an investigative reporter.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Otherwise, he does look like the guy you'd put your
napkin over your drink if you went to the restaurant.
One hundred percent, yeah, I wouldn't want that, definitely, but
male or female, although either one I'm not Yeah, I'm like,
you're not going to mess up another ginger rale of mind. Brian, Yeah, Brian,
stay away from my drink anyway. So this here's the
bride to be giving her wedding speech.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Alongside that demonization of trans people, our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, but if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platform to speak on this issue, everyone
should be able to have a date today. And I
don't mean with all this sort of thing. I mean
a day surrounded by loved ones who wholeheartedly support us
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and our relationship with no judgment. We are in a
relationship that is simultaneously celebrated by random strangers who find
out we're engaged, but also is so main mainstream that
no one back's an eyelid. If we were to walk
down the street hand in hand. We are not ostracized
by society for simply being who we are and loving
who we love. Everyone should get to feel how that feels.
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Transgender people are being punished for simply being who they are,
and we must speak up. We are losing hard full
ground and we simply cannot yield to hatred.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Thanks Kenny, and I gotta get this off my chest. One,
she called her wedding or platform, and bro, that's not it.
Number two, how are you going to use your wedding
day to talk about transgenocide? And she's already got a
Justin Bieber haircut? And then you know all of his
groups are like, Bro, she used to.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Be a dude. Right, Well, that's why she did this.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You weren't good at tell as you were banging a
trainy Like, why not?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I'd have her do it on your wedding day?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
What's the third thing that was forgot? I guess that
was all three?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It doesn't here's my immediate takeaway because I want to
watch a little bit more of this.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
First of all, the husband does not look thrilled.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
For those of you watching this, uh listening on the radio,
you don't see what we're looking at. This is his
poor guy. He thinks that he's you know, ow kicked
his coverage with this woman. What he does not realize is, well,
she may be a little more attractive than you. Most
guys are not gonna want to put up with this.
This is at your wedding. At your wedding, we're gonna
get a lecture on trans And by the way, do
you know why she's mad? You know what just happened
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in the UK? No, they made a rule that trainees
can't play in sports. That's the thing over there, and
then the bathroom saying oh you mean men, right, you
mean men?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, men can't play in women's sports.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
That's the England went ahead and they were like, all right,
let's look, no training kids England. And I think that's
a moderate stance. I don't think that's conservative, but that's
what she's talking about. We can't have nine year olds
getting their junk lob. No genital mutile for pre pubescent kids.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
So what people on the radio don't realize is she's
wearing her wedding dress and wedding attire in front of
a bouquet of flowers while giving this speech, which is
really awkward. My question is was this post vowels, and
I do because if that's the question and I'm in
the audience, I'm gonna be like, hey, uh, priest, when
you asked us if anyone objects, I'd like to revisit
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that question and tell you, yeah, I don't want my
homeboy stuck with this lunatic forever. Yeah, because you think
he's gonna get to play fantasy football ever with his buddies,
Fantasy soccer, Yeah, yeah, Fantasy.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Taliban, Fantasy Rugby. I now I know what you're thinking.
In the middle of this lecture about training, you said
a wedding, wouldn't it be great if she could talk
about Israel.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Alongside that demonization of trans people. Our government and media
is currently also complicit in a genocide. And I know
some of you may think a wedding is not the
time to think of this, But if Frankie would not
sit right with me to not take this opportunity when
I have a platfor I want to speak on this issue.
The ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people is a horror
that cannot be ignored. We cannot succumb to hatred. We
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have to be we have to email our and PS,
we have to speak up, or we will be lost,
all of us. All this love has to be good
for something beyond our immediate surroundings.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
All right, positive again.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I can't help but notice these are the most generic
left wing talking points about transgenders and Palestinians.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Need I point out.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
The fact that a transgender person in Gaza would probably
be murdered.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But besides that, what does she need notes for? She's
holding a sheet.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I could tell you Rachel Maddow's talking points without a
piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I love that this guy probably spent a lot of
time writing his valves, coming up with very lovey dovey phrases,
and in her speech it has genocide and demonization.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wait what if his speech is like all right, she
got to talk about what she wanted. I just want
to say, I hope Manchester United beats the scrub. I
hope we really hope this year that the London soccer
club goes all the way to the Premier League finds.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
No you know, she pegs him with the strap on
Kenny a million percent for sure, this poor guy. And
then obviously you can't help but notice the wedding party.
He's grinning a little bit.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
But like.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
I was going to do a mic drop and then
I asked George, and George said, the mics cost five
thousand pounds, so I'm not going to do that. So yeah,
In short, I love Matthew.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
You know on their honeymoon, you know, you know, on
their honeymoon tonight, first words out of his mouth are
going to be permission to touch you.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You were listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness, where
everyone is welcome, even scum sucking, maggot swallowing socialist bastards
you used to refer to as mom.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
All right, this is great news.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Guys, Dell gets from Israel and Hamas have begun direct
talks in Egypt right now to figure out how to
get a peace deal, and they're expected to hammer out
the piece deal sometime in the next five to ten
thousand years. I got to assume any day now. It's
really great. Jesse, I don't know pine a lot about Israel.
I don't have a lot of opinions about it. I've
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never been there anytime. I think that, like the israel
guys are making a good point, someone from the Hamas
or Palestine side will be like, look at all these
dead children. I'm like, look at how much money this
war is costing us. I'm like, yeah, you have a
good point. And then they'll be like, and look at
how much we hate the Jews, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
See now, I'm back to the other side.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So both sides that they take it too far every time,
And somehow this has found its way to the speculation
about how Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Yeah, I'm way less informed than you are on that, Kinney.
I feel like with you know, we have homeless veterans
and all this stuff over here, that my bandwidth for
compassion for other countries is almost new.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
There is me too. I don't give a damn about Russia, Ukraine.
I don't actually care that much about Israel. I'm sorry Israel,
I don't care. I don't care that much about Palace,
and I'm sorry I don't. I've never I never been there.
I don't really know anyone from there. I'm sorry. I
think Israel seems more like our country. I think that
seems like a country where they have technology and running
water and.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Secular, secular ish society.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You could be gay or a Jew, or an Arab
or a Christian, but I still don't care that much.
I'm sorry, I just don't. And earlier this morning on
our morning show, we were talking about the Charlie Kirk
thing because some of our listeners Candice Owans thinks that
it was like an inside.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Job or Israel did it, or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I won't pretend that I've spent a lot of time
watching Candie own show.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I can't watch all the shows.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I can't, but I know this is really important to
some people because either much like Israel and Palestine, they're
either really passionately in favor of Candae Owans or they
really hate her. So I asked you, guys, the listeners
in a poll that I did earlier today, our humble
little radio show has been getting a lot of emails
about Candice Own theories regarding Charlie Kirk this morning, and
I asked, is she crazy or she onto something? And
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this is actually usual. You pull already our audience on something.
They all if it's political, they all have the same answer.
This is pretty split. It's not like I'm asking what
do you like more jalapeno sausage or ribs? Either way,
I'm asking you do you think candis Owen's onto something here,
roughly two thirds you think she's crazy and one thirty
you think that she's onto something.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
And so what is she onto? A couple of theories
that she's laid out for us.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Candis Owens just revealed that twenty four hours before Charlie
Kirk was murdered, he messaged people that he thought he
was going to be killed. And I am told that
a producer from his show has actually one of his
close friends has said that what Candis Owens is saying
is technically true.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Let's watch a little of it.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
One more thing, rather explosively, three people told me off record,
two people who have this in a written communication from Charlie,
one who was a turning point USA donor, and I
would say very much one of the white Knights in this.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
The very day.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
Before or Charlie Kirk died, he expressed that he thought
he was going to be killed. He told these people,
I think they're going to kill me. Okay, he had
not expressed that to me. So I am telling you
this based off the testimony of three people. And I
am saying this because I hope that these people who
I think are good will be inspired to come forward
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with that. Again, those conversations I had were off record.
I honor that. If I say it's off record, it's
days off record. But I'm hoping that watching what I
am doing and feeling the energy that is rising across
the world for people who want to know what the
heck happened on nine to ten, that you know, they
will be brave and they will say, yeah, Charlie did
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the day before he died think that he was going
to be killed, and maybe tell us who is they?
Well for one cent for all, who is they? Who
is the day that he thought were going to kill him?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right? I don't know if you know this or not,
but went on the internet.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
When people say they Jesse, they are normally talking about
the Jays, and.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't know if you are familiar with the Jays,
maybe you know the guys. I gotta tell you it's
I'm willing to listen to any crazy theory I can remember.
I can remember fifteen years ago if you told people
there was an island in the middle of the Caribbean
where billionaires go to rape children, people would not have
believed you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And now everybody knows that that's true. What you just watched. Yeah,
there's just not a list for it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, okay, fair, yeah, what it exists? Well, you're onto something,
all right, you just watched that. I believe that what
she is saying could probably be true. I'll start with that.
I don't think that that's the craziest theory that he
could have. That he said someone might want to kill him,
because probably somebody did want to.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
So I'll say this I've done.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
I've opened for on stage doing stand up comedy for
Steven Crowder. Everybody knows he did a similar platform to
uh Charlie Kirk and Steven Crowder had the tightest security
of any live show I've ever performed at. I couldn't
bring an opener, I couldn't bring somebody to sell merch,
I couldn't bring my own security. I had to walk
through a metal detector, and Stephen Crowder wore a bulletproof
vest while on stage at that Ada and Improv and
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I was there to witness that personally, So I know
these guys do get wild threats. So I just from
my own personal experience, I don't think this is too
far fetched that he was threatened.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, okay, But all that being said, self fulfilling prophecies,
law of attraction, pragmatism, speech act theory. If you talk
about something enough, there's especially for a guy that talks
all the time constantly, because you know, you talk for
a living.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I talked for a living.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Eventually, statistically speaking, you are likely to talk about something
that's going to happen, right, like Alex Jones predicted nine
to eleven. They say, and that it's like, well, yeah,
and you know, he may have been onto something. He
may have did he actually know? Was he a psychic?
Or was he just talking so frequently that he stumbled
onto something that accidentally ended up or that not accidentally
but that actually did end up happening, even if he
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didn't know about it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
There's something to be said for that.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Now there is too, and that reminds me. I wanted
to talk to you about Instagram models showing up at
my house on solicity, Kenny. I think Instagram models need
to come over and see me. And if we could
just have more Instagram models that came and saw me,
I think I would be happy if Instagram model.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
I think I'm just trying to speak it into existing,
you know, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm so sick of people walking up to me on
the street trying to force me to take twenty dollars
bills from him. If everyone could go all right, there's
another clip that a lot of people have been reacting to.
Candish Ellen says that Charlie Kirk came to her in
a dream. Now, this is the thing people have been
playing to suggest she's crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
And to be fair, you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Know, like I just made that point, if you say
enough things, you eventually stumble onto something. If you say
enough things, you can isolate a SoundBite to make someone
sound crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I'm trying to be objective here.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I'm trying to be to consider that she could be
right or wrong, because I frankly don't know. I lean
on the side of I don't know. I lean on
the side of I think the FBI investigation's probably true.
I think there probably was this guy named Tyler Robinson
who was into trainees and he was mad at Charlie Kirk,
and he climbed up on and he took his dad's gun.
I think there's a lot of evidence and video witnesses.
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I think there's a lot of that, but I don't
know I wasn't there. I do know that when Candace
said this, this got the people, This got the people
that don't like her to go crazy.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Like I just said, had a vivid dream this weekend
and Charlie came to me and he told me that
he was betrayed. And so for me, you don't have
to believe that, but I do believe that, And it
was the immediate sense I got, actually, and I don't
know who exactly it is that betrayed him, but I
also felt in the dream that it is soon going
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to be revealed, that it's actually inevitable, that it is
going to be revealed, that there is nothing and no
one that is going to stop the truth from coming out,
and it is going to have international consequences.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Take that to the bank. Quote me on that, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I will tell you I am somebody who also talks
a little too much about my dreams.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I go to church.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I constantly see coincidences as being more than as being
more than a coincidence, a divine intervention. And when I
say this to my friends, they all think I'm nuts,
and I probably am. Is Candace Owen's nuts? Do you
think that's crazy? Did Charlie Kirk come to were in
a dream.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I think the the the.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Reality part of it for me is tough to conceptualize
that something like that is just that weird. The comedian
side of me can't listen to the rest of the
speech when she leads with he came to me in
a dream.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay, So to your point, it.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Is a little I's sorry, It's okay for those who
don't know. Jesse is a comic that works blue if
you know what that means. But all right, we'll leave
that one alone.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
She also made a point recently that in her research
she thought that there was a killer be death cult,
a communist be worshiping cult, maybe somewhere out in Utah
that had something to do with it.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
And I did just a cursory online search, and some
messages I found, which were not written by a teacher
at the school, but someone who was adjacent to some
teachers at the school, gave me pause for concern.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
In fact, explicitly, what.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
It was was a Polish underground symbol, like a Polish
communist underground symbol that nobody would have recognized outside of
people who know what it meant.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And I just sort of went Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I kept looking online and strangely, I'm not kidding, and
I'm gonna show you these messages. I came across what
looked to me like a bunch of people talking about bees.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You're going, in case, what.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Do you like?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Literally bees? In a way, That's the only way I
can describe it. She was like they were speaking about bees,
but they weren't speaking about bees. It was very coded,
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Going, am I going crazy?
Speaker 8 (28:31):
Or do you think that all these people are really
actually quote unquote bee farmers or saying that they farm bees?
What is this lingo that I'm not understanding? Why do
I feel like it's related to students. I didn't feel
good about it at all, and I just sensed that
we needed to get more involved.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm on a positive right here. Could she be crazy
or could she be onto something? It is possible. Both
are true. It is completely I don't want it to
I've always liked Candice like I've always liked Kanye West.
I know they're he's crazy. She probably is a little
crazy too. Sometimes crazy people are onto something. I have
no idea if she's onto anything. Usually when I do
a rant on this show. When I do a segment
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or interview someone, I'm building it up so I can
make a point because I conclusively think they're right or wrong.
I lean on the side here of Candace Owens is
it's hard for me to believe some of this stuff.
But on the other hand, I know that our audience
has been emailing us about this all day long, and
every two or three emails is saying, yeah, Candace is
batsup crazy, don't believe her. And then the third or
(29:32):
fourth one is like, what do you guys work for Israel?
Why don't you guys love Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Like she's a not batsup crazy, she's be soup crazy.
I'm in the same side with you, Kenny, one hundred percent.
I make room for both. I think that I don't
think anything that she's saying is baseless and unfounded, but
I do think that it's there's a lot of wild
accusations in there, a lot of far leaps and big
bridges to gap.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I guess I'll leave with this before we go to break,
because we still got one more segment in the show
to do. I cannot get over the fact that we're
a month out from Charlie Kirk's death, and with every
day that passes, there is more and more speculation that
the real narrative isn't true on our side, while on
the opposite side, there's just it's become more normalized to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
The fact that he died.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
The guy died doing with every comedia and every liberal
political pundit, every politician, every educator in America is trying
to do every day is have a polite, honest discussion.
And sadly, every day that passes since Charlie Kirk's death,
we get further and further away from the point that
I think we all universally understood about what was so
horrific It bothers him about this whole thing. Even the
(30:37):
wife of South Park creator Trey Parker seemed to be
bothered by it enough that she posted stuff about it
on her own private social media account on Instagram. And
South Park's one of the groups of people that got
blamed for his death.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, I think he was revolutionary Kenny, because I'm not
the most religious, you know person. You know that, but
I follow forty all the forty people on Instagram, Charlie
Kirk was three of them. I consume more Charlie Kirk
content on social media than everything else combined.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And when I would catch.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Overly religious, overly you know, preachy reels on social media,
I immediately scroll.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
They're not in my algorithm.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
But I would listen to every word Charlie Kirk would say,
like baited breath edge of my seat, and he made
He was what I think, the instrument that God wanted
you to be, and to preach the word and to
make somebody who actively turned it away openly listen and
make room for it. Charlie Kirk was special man. I
(31:39):
cried when he died. It was you know, it was terrible,
and I don't think you know. So of course I'm
going to be more impacted by people making fun of
it because it was somebody I was pretty close to.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
In that regard, I still lean on the side if
you can make fun of anything you want. But let's
just leave Charlie Kirk alone for a little while. Could
everybody do that?
Speaker 6 (31:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Quick break, We'll be back to talk about it and
drag queens and educators having sex with their.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Students coming up more.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
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who love liberty and try not to take themselves too seriously,
even if your name is Karen.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
All Right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Airheads, the candy Airheads has unveiled a child size robot
that adults can now use as an excuse to go
trick or treating.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I'm sorry I should have started that off with this. Hey, creeps.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Airheads has unveiled a child size adult robot. Who what
kind of weird oh buys a child size adult robot?
A horrible person, right, the worst, the worst people on
earthing kind of think if.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
You buy that, they need to do a check your
IP address and have the fanscome look at all your
hard drives.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I've always this is.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I remember several years ago somebody was trying to pass
a law to make it illegal to buy a child
sized sex doll. And my first and is like, yeah,
obviously you shouldn't be allowed to have a sex doll.
That's a child side, that's creepy. That should be illegal.
You shouldn't be able to do that. And then as
an afterthought, it's like, well, wait a second, if we
could legally sell these things, is that how we find
(33:14):
all the pedophiles? Nobody's gonna buy this, that's not a
sex monster, right, Is that just gonna make the FBI's
job easier, Jesse, your thoughts.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I mean, my honest thought, Kenny is to one hundred
percent sell those because I think if it's one person
uses that instead of actually performing that terrible act on
a real child. I mean, so, I mean that's just
you know where my head goes for it. But I
have a different, you know philosophy. How about death penalty
for repeat child sex offenders? Is that?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
How about not repeat but if you touch a kid,
you get dragged in public. We put it on pay
per view and use the money for the victims. All subscribe.
I have said for years I want pay per view
death row.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I love it. I would love to watch that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And uh and you know, Donald Trump, maybe as one
of the last things you do is you go out
the door, is create the Trump TV network with live
televised executions for child moisters.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I would watch that on TV.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, I mean, if paramounted by the UFC for seven
hundred million dollars, then sure, I'll definitely subscribe to that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
All right, I'm talking about found guilty repeat offenders. That's
what I'm talking about. That's my opinion. Now, with all
that being said, we have this today. A former Randolph
County teacher cheer coach has been indicted for sex with
a student. It has happened once again. Her name is MICHAELA.
Caldwell Hodgens. She is thirty two years of age. She
was arrested and ordered a thirty thousand dollars bond. Apparently
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she had sex with a male student under the age
of nineteen. So it sounds like he was in high school.
It doesn't make it okay, it makes it awesome. Sorry, well,
you know South Park did south We were just talking
about South Park. Yeah, South Park did a whole episode
about that. If it's a little girl and an adult
man and you deserve the death penalty, and then when
it's an adult woman and a little boy, he should
(34:59):
be captain of the football team, the wrestling team, and
the baseball team.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's exactly how the homecoming ging. Every cop is like, yes,
I think he should be an honorary valedictorian, Kinney, Good
for you.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
What's the same thing with stalkers. If a man is
stalking a woman and the woman goes to the police,
the police take it very seriously. They get everybody get paperwork,
they'll send the cops out. They invest a immediately. If
a guy goes to the police and he says he's
being stalked by a woman, much less a mildly attractive woman,
police don't really take it that seriously.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I can't tell you how I know this, but I
know it's true. It's a long story, but that tends
to be the case. Unfortunately. It's very sad we treat
men and women differently in society. Jesse, and you're a man,
how do you feel about that. I've had stalkers, so
I totally get it. I was never I didn't really
feel a physical threat. It was just kind of an
inconvenience and an annoyance.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
But it's wild how many of these accusations we hear
about these high school fourteen year old boys sleeping with
these super smoking, hot teachers.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
We didn't hear about it when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
You know why, Kitty, Because in the eighties, baby could
keep a secret, all right, So that's what it was.
We all these little snitches are running around.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You know what we did.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
We banged the biology teacher. We shut our mouth, Kenny,
That's what we did.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Jesse See Peyton, everybody, Jesse, I have to point out
here this happened in Alabama. It was a cheer coach
in Alabama, saining this is more common in certain parts
of the country.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
I think at Alabama the rates of a teacher to
student sex cases or higher because of homeschooling in Alabama.
Kenny than you, Jesse Peyton. All right, let's go from
that to this.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
While we're on the topic of petterass is, the thing
that they say never happens has once again happened.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
There seems to be a lot of examples of this.
Here we have a case out of Phoenix. A performer,
a drag queen performer at Pride, a prominent Arizona dragt queen,
has been arrested in charge of the having sex with
a thirteen year old boy whom he met via a
dating app. Michael Browder, aged thirty five, is a drag
queen performer who goes by the name Aubrey Glici and
(37:08):
has appeared at Phoenix Pride Festival. Considered to be a
star in the community there, admitted to having sex with
a little boy, told investigators he well thought the boy
was eighteen or nineteen. The thirteen year old told investigators
he posed as an eighteen year old on an online
dating site and then arranged to meet the two men.
The boy told police he didn't know the identities of
the two men he met online, but investigators recovered one
(37:30):
of the chats from his laptop and identified Browder as
a Phoenix drag queen. Browder was interviewed allegedly admitted to
meeting and having sex with the victim, told police he
was under the impression the person was eighteen or nineteen.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Still doesn't make it okay? Why are you laughing? What?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
I sorry, it's I do not want to make light
of a child being victimized in this situation. Mostly I
think the I think the the misguidance or the misperception
on both sides, Like I can I just picture the
meeting and then the chick transvestite lady thing is like,
(38:13):
you're thirteen. I thought you said you were eighteen, And
then the thirteen year old's like.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, you told me you were a girl.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
You have a.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Penis, So like, how do you think I feel like?
I'm like I'm a double victim, Like I'm a child,
not only are you an adult, but you're a dude.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Gross, You're right.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
There is a lot of dishonesty going you know, which
is crazy this league because if I'm that thirteen year
old boy, I'm going back and telling no one, Oh God, yeah, dude,
I got catfish?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Was it a grown up? Yeah? And she was a dude.
One of the worst, one of the worst.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Things about this is there is a news story like
this every day, every day, every time we think, all right, now,
this is gonna stop. And I always wonder did social
media make it worse or did it make it better
or to.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Make it more visible, Kenny, because what happens is is
I argue with liberals all day. It's like sport, and
it's like a full time job. And I do it
on social media, mainly Facebook. Go to Jesse baiton comedy
and you can see it. However, liberals always say the
same thing. They say, trainees aren't going in to the
bathrooms to do this, because trainees aren't messing with kids,
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and that's all they do.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
And every day, Kenny, there's a case of it. This
is disgusting. It is disgusting. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I think we agree on that, We agree at least
as bizarre as this broadcast has been this afternoon. I
guess a couple of things we agree honest and not
okay to kill Charlie Kirk and do not have sex
with Kitsch. That's two things that we have established on
this show today that we all universally agree on. I
want to read some comments before we get out of here,
because I know we covered some controversial topics this afternoon.
It's a little touchy, and I just want to get
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some stuff, you know, clear the air here. One of
our listeners made a great point about Candice Owens. Let
me see if I could find it here. It is possible,
Ashley says, it is possible. Part of the reasons Candice
Owens sounds crazy is because her friend was murdered. And
I think that's I actually think that's a good point there,
very much so.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Yeah, because when it hits that close to home, the
wild conceptions and misconceptions that we make are very far fetched,
and we start grasping for straws, and you know, you
make room for a lot of things that may not otherwise,
you know, be there.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, you're right about that. I mean it's true.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Look, death in my family made me say some things
that may have sounded crazy to others, it didn't sound
crazy in my head. Let's see. Alan says, remember it
or not, you are paranoid. But are you paranoid enough?
Asks are we being paranoid enough? What do you think?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
I don't think being too paranoid is a problem with
especially how weird things are getting now, because if you
were to go back and tell our parents and grandparents
and great grandparents what a world we're in now, they
would have been way more paranoid knowing it led to this.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
So I like to error on the side of caution. Kenny,
that's just me.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean, there's something to be said about that. Linda
says that this new story about the teacher proofs or
point that not all teachers are good.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
That's an important thing to bring up.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
We make this mistake in society of saying that teachers, doctors,
and military generals are usually good ideas and trusted members
of authority. But my experience in life is not like
has not been that. There's plenty of bad doctors, there
are bad generals. And you know, Mark Milly said he
would warn China if Trump was going to declare war,
and then you got teachers like this, constantly having sex with.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Kids all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
What's a position in society that you think gets more
respect than it deserves.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh wow, all of everything on the.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Left, the liberals, whole everything woke.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah. Yeah, victim culture is what I hate, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
That's the main thing that I think we give too
much validation too, because people grasp for a struggle, and
where we used to out ostracize them, ridicule for struggle,
now we you know, give adulation and applause for it.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
And I think that people reach and they don't.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
And what that really does is it takes away from
real victim Moude for real things that are going on.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Every time you cry racism and it's not racist, you're
marginalizing victims of actual racism. Every time you wrongly accuse
a guy of sexual assault, you're making it harder for
a real victim of sexual assault to be taken seriously.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You know that over and over again when.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
You say things like mathematics and proper education and proper
speech are racist. When real racism does happen, we dismiss
it because everything you're trying to use this big umbrella
of it and it's retarded, right.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Every time we blame the Jews for some conspiracy theory
they weren't responsible for, it takes away the attention we
should have given to blame the Jews for screwing up
the Clippers starting lineup.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I think we're anyway. We got to run.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I know a lot of touchy topics today this afternoon,
but we love you all, and we love everyone. I
love the Jews, I love the trans I love Candice Owens,
everybody out there.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I do want to say this. I'm a pretty edgy comic.
I know it's a conservative talk radio show. I'm a
stand up comedian. And if I said anything the night
that offended you, I'm sorry that your parents raised a sissy.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's right, I'm sorry your parents weren't qualified to raise
a normal child. I'll have you and said, Waco will
be there this Saturday night. If this broadcast didn't offend
to you too much, coming out with us on Saturday
night at the Waco Hippodrome. Tickets are available. Jessesfunny dot com.
That's gonna be a ton of fun. Tell your friends,
bring your wife, bring your kids, bring everybody out. It's
gonna be well, not kids, not kids. Do not bring
(43:29):
your children, bring your adult kids. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
There, Yes, you are listening to the pursuit of having
this radio. Tell the government to kiss your ass when
you listen to this show.
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