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December 30, 2025 • 44 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features @SteveLovesAmmo plus journalists Holly Hansen and Ethan Buchanan. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack Gannon government sucks. The Suit of Happiness Radio is deluxe.
Liberty and freedom will make you smile of a suit
of habbines us on your radio tol just as cheeseburgers
a liberty rise at suit.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I tell you these liberals they never lear anything. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. Thanks so much for joining us. My
guest today this afternoon at Steve Loves Ammo. The right
wing firebrand on social media is a local Houstonian who'll
be stopping by very soon so we can discuss all
the latest from say the Harris County treasurer who just
got arrested for carburglary on the heels of herself getting

(00:44):
arrested for a d w I. We'll get to that too.
Oh and maybe we'll start the show off with this.
The Quality Leering Center in Minneapolis, the purported daycare flagged
in a viral video designed to expose fraud, may have
been musing with kids yesterday, which is odd. It's normally
a ghost town, it's normally closed. There was nobody there

(01:06):
the previous week. A resident called the kitty scene at
the site Monday highly unusual. This is just a few
days after explosive footage called it out and suggested it
was part of widespread state fraud. Then, after becoming the
focal point of the biggest news story in America, suddenly
there were dozens of children there, which is amazing because
the neighbors said they never see anyone. Just remarkable. Right, Okay, look,

(01:30):
you know something weird happened. Everybody knows that. But kind
of like how Steve Vago pointed out, Uh, the facility
is always empty. And even as massive frond schemes are
uncovered in Minnesota, Democrats are starting to circle the wagon.
Refugees and asylum seekers provided a substantial net benefit to

(01:53):
the United States, they claim. They claim illegal immigrants or
immigrants generate more wealth than they take from the government.
But in the specific case of Somalians, it's just clearly
not true. They're not contributing as much taxes as they're
taking away from federal programs. Not even close. Of course,
that talking point liberals love to push, as was pointed
out in a recent op ed published by Don Barnett,

(02:16):
is based on a federal study that was rejected in
twenty seventeen as methodologically unsound and preposterous in its conclusions.
The study was resurrected and expanded by the Biden administration
in twenty twenty four. Here's what we know. Here's the numbers.
Seventy three percent of Somali households have at least one

(02:36):
member enrolled in medicaid. It's a lot. Eighty nine percent
of Somali families with children participate in at least one
welfare program, most of them in multiple These realities stand
in stark contrast to the glowing conclusions of our former
President Joe Biden in a report he published which claims

(02:56):
refugees and assilees at at er point twenty five billion
dollars annually annually to federal coffers. Turns out that's just
a lie. How does this report somehow find that refugees,
a population with demonstratably higher welfare welfare usage, outperform the
American average American fiscally, All right, let's start first. They

(03:19):
omit major government spending programs. They just leave information out
of the report. They exclude refugee usage of state level
General Assistance, a limit cash welfare program that is available
in about half of the states. They left out the
cost of English language learning programs, and translation services, not
to mention other federal social programs all ignored things like

(03:43):
the subsidies for Obamacare insurance premiums. They don't even mention
what that costs of the welfare programs included. The study
recognizes that usage by refugees and assylies is significantly higher
than usage by the average population of American citizens. Take
food stamp participation, for example, stands at fifteen point five

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percent nationwide. In the refugee community, it's well over twenty percent.
Medicaid and SHIP enrollment shows a similar pattern. Average Americans
seventeen percent compared to almost twenty five percent of refugees
more than twenty five percent when US born children or
refugees are included. Disparities are even more pronounced in other programs.

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Usage of Supplement Security Income that's your SSI, the cash
welfare program of the elderly and the disabled, is nearly
three times higher among refugees and assylies than among the
general population normally two point six percent. In this case,
almost eight percent. Housing assistance participation more than doubles. It

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goes from three percent nationally to almost eight percent for refugees.
Child tax credit usage, likewise doubles, increasing from about six
percent to almost thirteen percent. Given the high welfare usage
of this group, how did they not only manage a
positive net fiscal contribution, but a fiscal impact that outperforms

(05:14):
the average American most significantly. The report counts Social Security
as welfare, and that program is used more by non
refugee Americans because they have longer work histories than refugees.
The study treats a monthly Social Security check for retirees
as if it were a welfare check, SNAP Benefits Medicaid.

(05:34):
In the theoretical world of this study, a retiree who
worked and paid taxes for over forty years is now
living solely off Social Security and a net fiscal drain
on the government, while a working age refugee receiving SNAP
benefits with a modest taxable income would be counted as
a net contributor. So you're asking yourself why is that important?
Because the report is used to justify increasing the number

(05:56):
of refugees and asylum seekers allowed into America, falsely claiming
it doesn't cost us a thing, It costs us a lot.
It costs us way more than it costs an average
American on the fiscal on the federal economy. The federal
budget is hindered, slowed down, vastly drained of its resources

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because of these illegal immigrants. The study even says, quote
Understanding this financial impact is important to decision makers at
all levels of government. Unsurprisingly, the studies taken a front
row in the refugee resettlement contractors lobbying efforts. It's been
cited positively by the Congressional Budget Office, Washington Postpad, the
Wilson Center, and other organizations, But they left out so

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much information, didn't they If left unchallenged, the report will
continue to encourage an evergrowing mountain of non existing cash,
printing out money with no backing on it so we
can give it to people that don't deserve to be
in the country. And it's not just draining our federal resources.
It is depleting the value of your money. When we
print out money with no backing, nothing in the federal reserve,

(07:02):
nothing in the treasury to back up all this money
we're printing out, the money you have in your savings
account depletes some value. It's not just bad for the budget,
it's bad for the economy. It's bad for Americans who
are about to retire who have their money and you know,
invested in the dollar. If you're one of those people
who still thinks refugees and assilies, particularly from places like Somalia,

(07:23):
are good for the economy, I guess I would ask
you why.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Kenny Webster the best looking dude on radio? And if
you've seen the competition, that's not saying a whole hell
of a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, all right, welcome, welcome, welcome to We are
live streaming on social media. We are on the radio
right now. We are gonna leer something. We're gonna luer
you something, whether you like it or not. It's gonna
be a an afternoon. A lot of leering is going
on right Steve loves Ammo at Steve loves Ammo on X.

(07:55):
Absolutely we're gonna lauer you so good. We're gonna lure
you the best leering. Steve loves Amo is here, the
right wing media fire brand from X who also just
so happens to be a resident of Southeast Texas, which
is always. Happy New Year to you, my brother from
another what's in the paper bag? What you got there?
I don't mean to brag, but UH show everybody how
I wrap a Christmas gift real quick. It's a it's

(08:20):
a bottle of booze and a paper bag. Merry Christmas
to you at Steve. Yeah, Chuck, Chuck absolutely. And then
also in the studio right now from KTRH News and
our KPRC News Radio Sunday Afternoon host Ethan Buchanan is
here right now.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Good afternoon, everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
And Ethan, I gave you the gift of meat.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yes he Kenny gave me his meat for a Christmas.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I gave you a gift card to a Cajun meat belly.
I don't even know what it's called LaBouche or some
guys we have a problem. I don't know if you
guys have heard, but I hate corruption and I love
Kwanza and I love Twismiss. It's Kwansa today. Today's the
fifth night of kwans the Pan African Marxist holiday that

(09:03):
takes us from Christmas to New Year's Are you not aware?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
I don't pay attention though, Yeah, holidays like that. Steve,
you didn't know it was Kwanza. Oh my god, I
know of Kwanza. I just didn't know the dates. Sorry, Steve.
That is super offensive. Okay, be offended?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Do you know what.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Twicksmiths is is that the time in between Christmas and years.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's the same thing as Kwansa minus all the Pan
African Marxist stuff.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
I was hoping it was something better, like the twist
the candy, like you just hand out a bunch of
Twixts Era married Twigs miss.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Brought to you my Hershey's candy company. No Twixsmiths is
what racists call Kwonza. I think great Ethan is that
the gist of it.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
I feel like it's it's like Toyota Thon.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Right, there's Toyota th On, Happy Hondidays and Twigs miss
which Steve, I like your idea, Hershey's or whoever is
missing a massive promotional opportunity.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, get John Cena to voice it. Do some commercials.
You'll make billions.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
But yeah, all of those are infinitely more real, I
feel like than Quanza. But maybe that's just because I'm
white man.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yesterday could have been mister good bar Eve mis Now
you guys have figured it out if only we had
corporate sponsors. Sadly we do not. We do have this though,
to celebrate Kwanza this year, here's some news about the
Harris County treasurer.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
View of success in this particular role is to be
a role model for those people who are coming behind me.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
This was doctor Carla Wyat's Okay, that's Carla Wyatt, the
Harris County Treasurer. I had some video here. I'll put
it on the screen there. Not only is she a
PhD uh, she's an automobile enthusiast. I am told here
to explain why she's an automobile enthusiast. Holly Hanson from
the Texan Dot News Holly Happy, Twismiths, Twig Smiths or
Kwanza Holly.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, Okay, I resist that. It's it's the sixth day
of Christmas. Okay, so I'm not you know, that's what
I observed. Sixth day of Christmas. And there's like some
geese somewhere or something we're supposed to have, but but
I don't know what. Harris County Treasurer Carla Wyatt was

(11:04):
arrested on the twenty seventh for allegedly breaking into a
car with the intent to steal something from it. You know,
this hit the news. It's a slow news week, so
it's kind of catching everybody's attention. But it's not her
first running with the law since she was elected to
be the Harris County Treasurer. She was arrested in twenty

(11:25):
twenty three for alleged DWI. I was just looking at
her records there with the Harris County Clerk's office, and
it looks like she even violated the bond conditions on
that arrest. But later her bond was reset, she got
to do a pre trial diversion program and those charges
were dismissed. But now she appears to be in trouble again.

(11:48):
Not quite sure what's going on here. It's not a
lot of information available, but she's she's out a bond again,
and I guess we're gonna we're gonna find out a
little bit more about this this incident in the coming weeks.
She's on the ballot again next year, running for reelection
to be the Harris County Treasurer again.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Boy, if I was her opponent, it's too late to
file right, Like you can't if you just found out
that the Harris County treasure is a drunk driving car
burglar purportedly, then it's too late for you to throw
your hat in the ring and be like, I'd be
better than that.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
And honestly, you know what, I don't know if someone
is filed to challenge her. I'm guessing there's a Republican
that's filed the challenger. But she's probably going to be
the Democratic nominee, which.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Means if she's the Democratic nominee, you could say it,
I won't. She'll probably end up probably going to win.
I know, I don't want that to be true. I mean,
it could go the other way. We don't know. Everything
we've heard about this upcoming election here Holly is that
it's going to be terrible for Republicans. It's gonna be
the worst election since twenty eighteen when Beto O'Rourke brought

(12:58):
us Lena Hidalga. It's going to be that kind of disappointment.
But I don't know. They could be wrong. They've been
wrong before, right, I mean, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah, I mean, you know, everybody predicted that, you know,
Democrats were going to sweep a lot of those races
last year, and we did see a number of Republicans
win in Harris County. Now, they were Republicans who are
running for some of the judicial seats, and everybody, no
matter what side of the aisle you're on is a
little worried about the way criminal justice issues are being

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handled in Harris County, so it's kind of, you know,
a little easier for them. We are seeing Governor Greg
Abbott saying he's going to pour money into Harris County.
He's starting to get involved there. But you know, I
don't know, the science don't look great for Republicans next
year and those those mid cycle elections. But you know,
we Republicans are definitely not ignoring Houston and Harris County

(13:53):
in this election cycle. So I think we're going to
going to see a lot going into this this premier
season at Steve Loveszamo.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Do you have any thoughts on purportedly drunk driving car
burglars who keep track of the county's money.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Well, that's kind of par for the course, right, I mean,
I'm just gonna say, like so in my opinion, like
for Democrats, this wouldn't be a bill breaker. It was no,
they don't they don't care, And I really don't vote
blue no matter who, right, Sure, So I mean it just.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Depends on we had a we had a I'm sorry
to interrupted we had a candidate. I think it was
in Sugarland, a Republican state rep. That was re elected
even though he was actually in jail and.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
He was a Republican.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
No, so was he like behind bars when the announcement
was made that he won reelection?

Speaker 9 (14:47):
I think so.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
I think it's I have to go back and look
at the history of it, but I think it's it's
I recall it was a state Rep. Ron Reynolds.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Perhaps can you imagine can you imagine celebrating your election
campaign with your prisonmate?

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah, well, you know it. You begin to celebrate some
kind of way. I was re elected twenty eighteen while
serving a jailsen.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I thought you said he was a Republican, but it
says here he's a Democrat.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
A Democrat. Okay, no, Implican, No.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Didn't this also happen to Jesse Jackson Junior or some
Illinois Democrat was in jail and he still won. That's amazing.
I mean. And Dennis Hoff, do you guys remember Dennis Hoff.
Dennis Hoff was a libertarian Republican famous for being the
owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. He had a TV
show on HBO called Cathouse. I know that because he
once appeared on our radio show to give away a

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free trip to go meet a woman of the Night
with to a father that listened to the show who
was dying of cancer, which is a weird one. Well,
I know that's the kind of radio that we do.
I was thinking you knew him because he went to
the Money Ranch It's Kenny Webster and pursued a Happiness
Radio and the Walton Johnson Radio Network Featuringette Steve Loves
Loves Amma, Dad's with Cancer, Hookers, Holly Hinson and Katie

(16:05):
r H's Ethan Buchanan Merry Christmas. Everyone loved this show, Holly.
When you look back on the year twenty twenty five,
what will you remember the most?

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Ooh, what will I remember the most?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well?

Speaker 8 (16:18):
In covering Houston and Harris County, it's certainly been an
interesting year watching the Commissioner's Court with County Judge Lena
Hidalgo duking it out with her fellow Democrats on Commissioner's Court.
You know, we're all kind of waiting to see if
she was going to run for re election, but she's not.
And there were just I mean, there were these outbursts,

(16:40):
and we'd seen those increasingly happen over the past couple
of years. But this year she just really kind of
took the gloves off and was going after the other
Democrats who weren't siding with her on some of the
policies she wanted to pass. And she wanted to expand
our taxes or increase taxes to cover that pilot daycare

(17:01):
program that they launched using COVID relief dollars. And you know,
to our fellow Democrats said no, we're not going to
ask the taxpayers for another increase in this year. Over that,
she's pretty irate about it. Also, they sided with the
Course Loan Republican and saying we need to give our
law enforcement officers.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
A race this year.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
So they did that. But yeah, it's been increasingly ugly
and it looks like it'll continue to be until she
leaves office at the end of next year.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Everybody's looking at the Somalian Minnesota federal government money for
aud news stories today and we've been told that by
acknowledging it, we're white supremacists. I also can't help but
notice here this Ron Reynolds guy is the first elected
African American to represent Fort ben County in the Texas
House of Representatives since the reconstruction era. The other woman,

(17:55):
we were just talking about the Harris County Treasurer, Carla
why it claims that she was running for office to
be an inspiration to POC's She said, And then I
feel like if you combine all this information together, and
I hate to say this out loud, Holly, because I
am not a white supremacist, but this does seem to
help a lot of white supremacists come up with talking points,

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doesn't it.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Well, you know, I wou wouldn't go that farming.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I would. They're the ones saying that. I think it's bad.
I'm against that. For the record, Yeah, we don't like it.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, yeah, I agree. You know, we've had other public
corruption cases in yours county, like Barbie Robinson was the
head of the health Department and she was indicted on
so many charges, but after the new DA took office
last year, those charges were dropped too. Then of course

(18:51):
we had Lean Hidog those staff were indicted, but those
charges all went away. So I don't know, you're kind
of I think there's some some public corruption that people
are concerned about on both sides of the aisles.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I am glad. I'm glad you brought up Lena Hidalgo
staffers because you almost ruined Kwanza here only mentioning public officials.
Lena Hidels, I think.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
It's third white.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
So yeah, that is the reallyef Holly. You have just
saved this segment. I was getting nervous there, Ladies and gentlemen.
Holly Haikson from the Texan Dot News, she's against white supremacy.
I know her personally. We all are, and we're all
against it. Holly. If someone wanted to subscribe to the
Texan Dot News, or perhaps buy a subscription for one
of their family members who's not a white supremacist, just

(19:36):
so we're all clear about that, would that make a
good post Christmas holiday gift? And what would it cost somebody?

Speaker 8 (19:42):
It would make a great gift. It's that you just
go to the Texan Dot News. You can also send
a gift subscription. We provide some great content that a
lot of times you won't find anywhere else, a unique
analysis and goodness. I'm not in charge of these things,
but I think it's a less than ten dollars a month.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
That's a good deal. That is a great deal. That
is a bargain for what you get.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
My table and I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
And you get to enjoy the charming words, the accompaniment
of Holly Hansen's verbage as she types things onto your screen.
That's fantastic, Holly, Peace be with you. Happy New Year's
to one of my one of my one one of
my favorite people on Earth. I love you so much.
Thanks for joining us today, and thank you for putting
up with all of our saucy language here, Steve, here,

(20:27):
are you Catholic? Steve No, It'd be a lot cooler
if you were. You know what I mean. I'm just saying,
you know.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Everything you've heard is a lie, well unless you heard
it from the mouth of Kenny Webster. All facts, even
the bit about is little Kenny. Oh sorry, bro, Hey, hey,
I mean big Kenny. You're listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit
of Happiness.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It's gotten a little, uh, it's got a little racially
provocative around here. And I just want to remind everybody
that we are pro diverse on this afternoon broadcast. We
are all about it all the I always find it
weird when people are making the pro diversity arguments. They're
always like, you know, the food, the food, you can't
think of one other reason. Look, I'm not a globalist.
I'm a nationalist. I'm a libertarian nationalist. I believe make

(21:15):
America as free and cool as possible, and then make
it hard to get in like an exclusive country club.
That's kind of my that's my perspective of hopefully the
future of America. But I will say this, you know,
a diversity's good for economic purposes. You need labor, You
need people with money to come here. You know, Curry, Curry.
That's what you lead with. That's such an intellectually devoid argument,

(21:36):
isn't it. I have a story about Curry. I can't
wait to hear. So. When I lived in Louisiana before
I moved to Texas. This was after I got out
of the Armies. Some of the best food in the
world correct in Louisiana.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
I went to an apartment complex because I was trying
to fund my own place, right and this place was
in downtown Lafayette.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Sure I know it, well, Yeah, near Bruise Ard, home
of Michael's Men's Club, Maryland's Fine Steakhouse. An I'd never
been there. It's an advertiser. I've been paid to go there.
Go on. I've actually been there. But anyways, you're lying.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
I knew you were.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Lying, but at least I'm honest and lying and lying whatever.
It's fine anyway. So I go to this apartment complex
and the lady shows me around and she's like, hey,
we have this apartment's really nice.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
It was a nice apartment. But I walk in. Guess
what I smell? Oh, the Indian food, South Asian food.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Straight up curry. And they're like, we do not know
how to get the smell out because the previous owners. Yes,
I decline, Okay, I don't have a problem with it. Like,
I'll eat Indian food.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
There's a really good Indian food restaurant right down the
street from here that got a Mitchellin Star and for
some reason mandatory tip. I don't know why they don't
trust their customers not to tip. I don't know what
it is about their clientele, but really good food. However,
the food in that restaurant smells nothing like my neighbour's food,
who happens to be from Pakistan. It just doesn't sound
smell the same to me. My neighbor's food smells like

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somebody's cooking feces in a frying pan. I don't know what.
It doesn't smell good to me. But if you go
in the what the place Moose offers or whatever it's
called down the street suppos amazing.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Obviously, it's very Why you get a Mitchellin star Mitchellin,
I've never heard of that, Mitchellan or Michelan Michelin. What
did I say, Mitchellan Mitchellan tires, Yes, Michelin tires. What
is it Michelin Michelan In?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
That a C.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I don't know, isn't. That's the strangest thing, though, that
the people that review the finest restaurants in the world
also make tires.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
For I can tell you where that came from.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Well, I know the story too, but I want you
to tell Ethan hasn't gotten to talk much and he's
the only zoomer in the room. Go ahead, Ethan, what
do you got? Okay?

Speaker 6 (23:37):
So, to make a long story short, the whole premise
behind the Michelin Star is the Michelin tire company wanted
people to drive more. Their theory to get people to
drive more is we'll give these high ratings to these
far away restaurants to make people want to go eat there.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
They'll drive more. We'll sell more tires.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's kind of brilliant.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Actually, it's smart. It worked.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I mean it worked right here.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
We'll travel all over the world for they somewhere Jeffield
doing it now.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's not a Good Year reviewed restaurant. It's not a
Cooper reviewed restaurant. Obviously. Hey, speaking of delicious food, let's
now go to Minneapolis, home to the How is it.
Did we talk about this last time you were here? Yeah,
we had what's his name, you're the Gavin McKennon. Kevin
made a great point. You had the mayor of Minneapolis

(24:29):
at your Somalian food restaurant and you served what looks
like slop on paper plates. And look, I don't know
if you're being This isn't about the people, all right.
I'm just saying the food looks gross to me. That's
all I'm saying. Now. Since then, it's only gotten worse
for people in Minneapolis, particularly with the scandals involving fraud.
Shocking unearthed footage shows parents pretending to drop off kids

(24:51):
at a Minnesota daycare center. The video is from twenty eighteen.
A state fraud case shows Minnesota parents dropping off their
children at a daycare and then leaving with the kids. Moments later,
authorities are probing, as you know, this rampant billion dollar
fraud scheme in Minneapolis. Back in twenty eighteen. A Somali person,
a Somalian from Minnesota, was the whistleblower to this fraud scheme,

(25:14):
and weirdly, it did not make national news until this week.
All of a sudden, there was a boom and people
were buying very expensive homes and posting about those homes.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Where was all the money coming from?

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Everybody knew that nobody had the courage to speak about
it because they understood the repercussions.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
So I decided to speak out.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Afraid of repercussions for speaking out in the Twin Cities,
Abdy went on a trip to Africa early this year.
When he got there, he says he was attacked and
pepper sprayed for information he put online regarding feeding our futures.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
All right, here's what I'm concerned. Here's what I'm concerned about, guys.
What if what if Cash Battal stops hanging out with
his really ridiculously hot girlfriend and eating that delicious food
they probably cooking house together, and he sends agents to
go arrest Tim Walls. Tim Walls escapes into the forests
in Minnesota, and since he's such an amazing outdoorsman, we

(26:10):
never see him again. Steve, you go first. What do
you think?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
I don't think he ever. I don't think he would
ever go in the woods because I've seen him try
to reload a shotgun.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
What you don't think Tim Walls is amazing outdoorsman slash
football coach.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Do you remember the twenty twenty four election when like
the campaign videos like him like working on a car.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Do you remember that? I don't remember that one, but
I do remember him trying to load a rifle if
I'm not mistaken. Yeah, and that video is pretty easy
to find. I didn't even have to try to find this.
Look there it is. To those of you watching our
live stream right now, he just got a rifle at
Steve Lovezamo. This must drive you nuts. Yeah, does he

(26:49):
doesn't know how to load his rifle. And you know
what he just did. He just signed an executive order
in Minnesota. Mister outdoorsman, mister I'm a hunter, Tim Walls
who can't load his own rifle, just sign an executive
order to limit the amount of AMMO people can buy
in the state of Minnesota. Of course, he doesn't love Ammo. No,
he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
He's not at Tim loves Ammo, hates hates all right,
so I have a few points.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Okay, yeah, lay it on us.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Okay, so oh what I forgot what I wanted to
say about Timmy? That doesn't matter, all right, Tim whistleblower, Okay,
the whistleblower, he had got pepper spray.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
He reminds me of the Somalian Bob Ross that we've
always needed. Wait why, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
He looks like Bob Ross, but like Sam and Bob Ross.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Okay, I don't mean to want to be the one
to bring this up. I know it was a voice
we were hearing. That was a man, but I think
that was a woman on the screen, and the man
was translating what the woman was saying. Is that a woman?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I couldn't tell.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Guys bringing back up? Hang on, I'm pretty sure. Let's
look for Adam's apple. Okay, hang on, let me get
it back on the screen.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
He doesn't have a nick.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I am pretty sure. Hang on. Let me throw this
up here. Uh this is look, it's got breasts or she.
I don't mean to say it like it could be moves.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
They them have something going on.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
We know that abd osman nur. Oh, you're right, it's
a Somalian man, but it's got breasts. It's taking a
ridiculously long time to load on the screen. I mean
the video. The person is a human obviously, but if
you say you know what, you're right, it's a man.
So we'll just leave it at that, because this, to
me looks like there we go look at it. Look
at these jugs.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
RFK Junior to work right now.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Bro, These are double d's. That's a dude. Those chugs
are humongous. That's amazing. I don't even get how does
that happen? Steve?

Speaker 7 (28:40):
What is that Somalian food doing to these people? He
is not eating cornivore?

Speaker 8 (28:44):
Die.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I promise you that, uh Ethan Buchanan is here right now. Ethan,
does this make you hungry for Somalian food?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
I am in like emotional turmoil over this entire But
you like exotic food?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
You married an Asian woman.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
I like Asian food, but I like only very certain
Asian food. I only like Asian food if it's cooked
by the Hispanics at Penda Express.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh yeah, I want authotic sushi.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
And see, my problem is at the end of the day,
is I have a white man's food palette. Like, if
we're spicier than milk, I'm out on. So I definitely
couldn't do. I like Cajun food. I don't even like
Cajun food.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
You don't like Cajun food. I just gave you a
gift card to a Cajun deli.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
I'll try anything once, but I don't think that just
because you put a bunch of seasoning on all that
craft that you dug out of the swamp, you need
to call it food.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I mean he's got a point there, just because just
because it's spicy doesn't mean it's good. And I say
that as somebody that's a big fan of spicy food.
I love spicy food. I think it's amazing. All right,
So the Somalians are in trouble. Now there's a bunch
of judges. Three a w FL affluent white female liberal
Minnesota judges are making headlines for the most predictable reasons imaginable.

(30:06):
What do we know about white female af w ls?
Do you guys, are you familiar with the uh?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
You guys, I've never heard the abbreviation before.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
But now that I've said it out loud, does it
make perfect sense to you? Yeah, I'm gonna get this
up on the screen here. So these are the women,
These are the af w LS. Judge Sarah West, Judge
Amber Brunnan, Judge Hilly Kaliguri Uh. Basically, millions of dollars
were stolen, but the conviction wasn't allowed because the judges

(30:34):
said so. These judges won their recent races entirely with
no opposition. Multiple corrupt Minnesota judges are on fire for
dismissing a flurry of recent Somali fraud cases. As it
turns out, Judge Sarah Is ab de Fatah Yusef has
some connection to abd use Judge Amber Is Yusuf's wife,

(30:54):
Lou Ahmed. I don't understand how they wrote the tweet here.
These are the people they were trying to convict. I
get it anyway. They let them off. They didn't get
in any trouble there. Didn't this seem like the exact
group of women that would be like beheaded or enslaved
if they were in it.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Somalia absolutely used as a propaganda video. I know it's
a touchy you're not allowed to talk like that out loud.
But oh after they were torturing rap Let's be honest
about it.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Would you send your daughter to Samalia? No, that seems
like a terrible place to go. Boy, there are some
good memes though. For the way, if the Somalian fraud
it may have cost us billions of dollars, but good lord,
the memes are just fantastic. Small fraud of my One
of my favorite websites to look at every morning is
Not the Bee? Are you guys familiar with Not the Bee?

(31:40):
Not the b is the Babylon Be'es news website and Ethan.
You look at this a lot at the k t
H newsroom. I wake up. Democrats do something blatantly illegal.
GOP politicians are outrage nothing happens. It's a cycle. So
that's there's a good meme there scrolling down here. You
all know this meme with young Darth Vader and Princess
what's her name? Him? But you're not just going to

(32:02):
tweet about it and then he makes a dirty look.
You're not just going to tweet about it. Memes aren't
as funny when you read him on the radio, are
they to all?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Of you.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Listen, We're having a great time looking at Thank You Wait.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Last night, after a few beers, we discovered the art
of deceiving politicians.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Just tell them the truth and they'll never believe you.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Kenny Webster's Pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
All right, This right here is the This is the
last segment of the year for me, Kenny Webster. The
next time you hear me, I will be on the
radio in Colorado, broadcasting from the Walton and Johnson Studios,
the ten percenter Studios on the tippy tippy top of
a mountaintop. As our friend AOC would describe it, she
loves things that are at the tippy top, and I

(32:47):
love being on the radio with you guys. That's why
I'm excited to do my year in review right now
with at Steve Loves Am album and at Ethan Buchanan.
That's actually not your at what is your at on as.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
At Underscore Ethan Buchanan.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I want people to follow. Ethan is a young He's
a young Padwan. I guess that's a Jedi thing. I
don't know, but he's in his early twenties. He's a zoomer.
He's the youngest honiir talent we have in conservative radio
in Houston, Texas. I think that's kind of a big deal,
considering this is a city with Michael Barry, Jesse Kelly
is on this radio station. I got to start here
as a matter of fact. And of course the Walton

(33:20):
and Johnson Show and yours, truly, Ethan. Of all the
celebrities that died this year, why will you mix miss
Malcolm Jamal Warner the most? I mean he was.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
He was just so inspirational to me, I mean everything
he stood for, and please don't cancel me and I
love him so much and I'm him.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
What show was he on? By the way? Here?

Speaker 6 (33:42):
He was on a really inspirational show that did a
lot for the community. And again, I cannot stress this enough.
Please don't cancel.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
He's not old enough to know who Malcolm Jamal Warner is.
You know who it is? I don't Theodore Huckstall. Okay,
that Ethan, Who is Theodore Huxtable?

Speaker 8 (34:01):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Wow, these people sound like civil rights icons.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't know who this is. Malcolm Jamal here, and
let me put it up on the screen here. You've
never seen this black face right in the middle here
on the screen, this handsome TV. This is as ill
as a child that grew up in the eighties. I
spent a lot of time watching Theodore Huxtable on TV.
I know who, and I'm only and I'm only using
color to describe him because we're on the radio and
I have to paint a picture for people. Diane Keaton,

(34:30):
Robert Redford, Malcolm Jamal Warner, just some of the very
important Hollywood celebrities who died this year. But Malcolm was
really young. He wasn't Theodore Huxtable. Junia was just mad
about you know what happened with Bill. Maybe I don't
know how old was he like in his fifties. He
wasn't that old. He's very I mean he played a

(34:50):
teenager on TV in the eighties and the nineties. We're
just looking at a list of all the celebris that
died this year. Do you remember Melanie Watson from Different Strokes? Well,
the world Dome moved to the beat at just one drum.
Take it, Steve, I didn't watch that show what might
be Right for you? You didn't watch any of the black sitcoms? Man,
I knew you were racist. Name one black show, right,

(35:14):
now that you watch Steve Okay, Steah absolutely all right,
No Street Street crowd returns to you. As the days
go by, it's different. Love of the Family, Ethan, you're
not old enough to remember tg IF All right, back

(35:34):
at the restaurant, Well it is. Back in the eighties
and the nineties, ABC would do this thing on Friday
nights where they would have tgif. It was full house,
Balkie Bell, Takamous, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Life goes On,
not Life goes On? What channel was that on? She
Gots Do you every think about that? Life Goes On?
Was a TV show about a little boy with down syndrome,

(35:55):
and he was the hero of the show. He was
the star of the show. He would always solve the problem.
And then at some point that show went off the air,
and then the R word retard became unpalatable. Suddenly that
wasn't socially acceptable to say. It used to be socially acceptable.
Then they took it away from us. And right around
the time when that word was erased from polite society.
Now it's back thanks to Donald Trump getting reelected. But

(36:17):
right around the time when they remove that word from
polite society, the representation of people with Down syndrome basically
disappeared from television. You never saw a person with Down
syndrome on TV after that. Yeah, that's kind of crazy
what you used to in the eighties. You're about my age?
How old are you? Thirty something, thirty eight, thirty nine,
forty ho old are you for? Forty one? You're forty one?

(36:37):
You're okay? Close enough? Yeah, you're my age. I'm forty three.
You must remember they used to have people.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Like I did not watch that, Like, so my dad
kind of like controlled the TV growing up, so we
watched a lot of like Bonanza, Gun Smoke, Holdgan's Heroes.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Old six. Oh, we're on the radio. Yeah, we're back
on the radio. You can't say that. That's okay, Well
correct it for those I apologize if you just turned
a clip in your radio. Steve loves AMMO and he
also loves profanity.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
If I'm not mistakes, shame on you.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, shame on you. That's okay. We'll correct it though.
But hey, real quick, though, did you guys know about this?
While we're on the topic of neurological disorders. I don't
know how else to explain this politely. This was a
story today in the New York Post. I could not
believe this was a real thing. If I could just
get that ad off the screen so I could show
you the headline, you need a thirty day Taichi plan

(37:25):
honestly for beginners, That's what the ad says. That's why
he's saying it to the show on the radio. How
a bigger looking butt? Why don't read it for us, ethan?
What does it say?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
How a bigger looking butt could be a sneaky sign
of autism?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
And ADHD did you know.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
That people with big old dunk of dunks are statistically
more likely to have autism? Steve loves Ammo, you must
have a lot to say. That's why you're thinking so
deeply right now with your hand in your face, in
your hand there.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
I think this kind of tracks look aoc big booty Latina.
That's what I said, dude, he's the same example. Wow,
I've got a video of her here somewhere to you.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
About Kim Kardashian. There you go.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Oh my god, every female rapper, every single one.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Wow, this We might need to trust the science on
this one.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Okay, if this, if this is a year in Review episode,
here's one thing I did not expect to learn this year.
I was very surprised to learn that almost every rapper
is gay. I never would The p Diddy thing taught us.
So they were all going to orgies with each other.
They were all covering a slip and slide with baby
oil and then they'd spread their legs over it and
comedian Bruce Bruce would get his ball slapped by Bye.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Way more details than I do about this, except fifty
is the only one an he's a Houstonian.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
What does that tell you?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Man?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
You know who else was like this ugk N bun
B and what's the other guy's name? It's right on
the tip of my tongue, Pimpsy, Right. But there's this
old video of bun B and Pimpsy, the rappers from Houston,
and they're talking about, like way back in the nineties
how they don't go to the parties there, and they
were and they were hinting at it in an MTV interview.
They're like, yeah, they have these parts, we don't go.

(39:12):
We have a wife, we both have a wife, we
have kids, we don't Those parties are kind of weird
and they don't really explain what it means. And the
video is like twenty thirty years old at this point.
And after pe did he got arrested. Suddenly the video
went viral again because people's minds were blown. Oh that's
what they were talking about. butN Beman, he doesn't go
to gay orgies with puff daddy right with thousands of

(39:36):
bottles of baby oil. That's what it meant. Anyway, I
don't remember Melanie Watson, she died this year. Back to
what we were talking about, Um, Rob Reiner died. That
was sad Mohammed bakriy. I don't know a lot of
these people. Perry Bamonte, he died. Oh, I'm gonna miss Perry.
I don't know who he is. Adam the Wu is
a YouTuber. Can you explain who Adam the Wu is.

(39:56):
You're a zoomer you must know.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Hey, I got I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
You don't know who that?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Getting any think? Entertainment Weekly's list of dead celebrities is
a little finn. There were famous people that died this year.
How is it that we're halfway down the list. We
still haven't seen Hulk Hogan. Wow, that's true, Rozzi, Rob Reiner,
Ozzy Osbourne, Carl Carlton, Who is that? She's a bad Mamma, jamma.
I do remember that song? That was good? There's Rob Reiner.

(40:23):
All right, let's talk about this. Donald Trump's reaction to
Rob Reiner's death appropriate you really? Yes? Go ahead? Why
do you think so? I mean, Trump's been arrested, shot
at all of this. I don't care. You don't care
that he blamed the murder on Trump derangement syndrome. I
mean it, it is pretty funny. It had nothing to it,
probably had nothing to do with Rob Reiner's kid murdered

(40:46):
him because he I mean, I'm guessing that he murdered him,
and I'm guessing the reason he probably did it is
because he's a thirty year old drug addict. He went
to dad. He probably wanted money. Dad said no. You've
heard the story of how he embarrassed him at the
Conan O'Brien Christmas party with who was there, Bill Hayter
and a handful. He was walking around to the party
creeping everyone out, and Conan discouraged everybody from calling the

(41:08):
police on him because he didn't want to embarrass Rob Reiner. Now,
if you're Conan O'Brien, knowing that you did that? Is
it kind of your fault a little bit? Do you
think he's got some survivor.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
He's definitely got the survivor's guild, But can you blame
it on him?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I don't know if i'd blame it on him. I
don't know if I would, but.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
I'm sure he's probably blaming it on him.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
But it didn't help all right. Biggest news story of
the year starting in January with Trump getting inaugurated, ending
with Somalian refugees having a leering center, sprinkle everything in
the middle there. What was the biggest news story of
the year.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
I think the biggest should be the.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Border, the border getting cleaned up.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Yeah, I mean it's it's kind of getting lost in
all the headlines because it's good news and the media
hates good news. But we've had over two million people,
either through government deportations or self deportations. Over two million
people have left the country. Now, to put that in perspective,
over eight years, Barack Obama did ten million.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
You don't think it was Signal Gate.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
No, I'm gonna have to pass on little.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Think it was Pete haig Seth having a chat.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
As big as I as I think Signal Gate was.
I think the fact that we've done massive numbers on
immigration should have gotten more attention and is a huge
piece of news.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Trump was the biggest news story of the year. Let's
face it, Trump's second inauguration administrative launch. The LA wildfires
were fascinating. Firefest and Fire Aid two music festivals that
both resulted in massive scandals totally unrelated. What did we learn?
Don't go to a music festival if the word fire
is in the title. Mass deportation and immigration crackdown as

(42:52):
our Young List, as our Young contributor Ethan Buchanan just
pointed out, tariffs, trade wars, healthcare overhaul drama. I love
what RFKG your day at HHS. He's I think I
don't have to agree with them on everything. I think
he's great. Brian Coberger, sentenced for the Idaho murders, shanday
Comb's trial politically motivated Minnesota lawmakers. We all know about

(43:14):
that foreign policy escalation Yemen, Venezuela. I don't want to
be involved in another war. I don't think we will.
I don't think we're gonna have enough time to solve
it right now. On the show, I will say this
happy new year. This year, I am grateful for my
friends at Steve love Zamo and Ethan Buchanan of the
Next Gen Report and Steve Any closing thoughts for twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Twenty twenty five was kind of a kind of a firestorm.
I really, I'm really enjoying the bombing of the Venezuelan
drug boats personally. Better than that, it's good year. I
don't mind the bombing of the Venezuela and drug boats
at all.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Blow them up. We don't need we don't need street
grade fentanyl. But I don't want to invade Venezuela and
do a regime change. Ethan, what do you got, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Go to church, guys. Yeah, that's all I got.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
He's right. Happy New Year to you all. We love you.
Happy TwixT Minison, of course, Happy Kwanza. We'll be back
bright and early in the new year. We'll see you
in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Everybody, you are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio,
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