🤱 Bride Catches Groom Being Breastfed By Mum Before Wedding

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
So a bride has ditched her husband on their wedding day.
Let's play blankety blanks. A bride has ditched her husband
on their wedding day after she discovered him in the
bathroom doing the unthinkable with his blanket. Let's go to
our celebrity panel next to ugly Dave Bray Amanda.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Cal So at the wedding, she say again to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
She's gone into the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Or is he having it off with a bridesmaid? No, groomsman. No,
is he sculling from a magnum of champagne? And she
discovers he's an alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Drinking, yes, drinking drinking?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Was he alone? No, we've gone through the bridal party already,
have we. Who's left the mum mum? Her mom?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, his mum, his mum, and.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
He's in the tall with his mom.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And he's doing the unthinkable with his mother. He is
breastfeeding from his mother.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, yes, the groom is breastfeeding from his mother.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
How is she still producing milk?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, obviously that's been going on for some time.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
God, this is like that little Briton couple.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, So the bride is I've got to go and
do a nervous before the nuptials. Walked into the loo
and there's mum and dad, Mum and mum and son,
mother and son.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
She's breastfeeding him and he's a he's an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
For a bit of sustenance before he gets up there
for the big vow.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You have a milk mustache. What a giveaway. These are
the people in your neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
You walk past them and you've got no idea what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The people that you meet each Did.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
She call the wedding off?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm assuming after she purped him, cribes