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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. All right, let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The coronation. It was all the history and the pageantry
that we hoped it would be, just gob smacking imagery
and ritual and strangeness.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I loved the royal characters. Australia, well one of them was.
But the one, the big goldie one, I.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Thought it was the other one that the Prince and
Princess of Wales room was the Australian one, that full
gold one. At one point I sort of looked away
and looked back up and thought, oh my god, you
have to remind yourself of actually what you're seeing.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think I've seen that down to Brighton the Sands. Yeah,
fully sick.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Bro all it up with all the lights underneath it,
the neon. One extraordinary thing in my naivety. I wasn't
expecting Camilla to be crowned.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I didn't expect that either.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I knew that he'd get the crown, I wasn't expecting
one for her.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I must say, those crowns, it doesn't take much for
them to look royal and then all of a sudden
turning into some sort of comical jaunty type crown. If
it's not a cool hat to wear anywhere on the
head other than straight up and down.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Then you look like drunken king, comical king. You know,
it's mad king, your mad kid.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was like the lighting of the Olympic torch. Your
sphincter was tight until they had left with their hats on,
because sitting down being crowned and having to watch them
stand up. He's seventy four. He looked older than that,
I thought, and so did you look good?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
But two kilos though on your head, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Two and a half kilos. I had babies that weighed
the imagine balancing at seventy four a baby on your head.
Maybe that's how they practiced at home. I don't know,
but you know, I thought the bravery of Camilla to
face all of that, because when they first were exposed
as being lovers twenty five years ago, someone said to her,
were you ever big queen? And she laughed and said,

(01:47):
as if people threw bread rolls at her in shopping
centers and in car parks. She was so vilified. And
I get the impression that and from what I hear,
she's just desperately in love with him. They love each
other you can feel the synergy between them when you're
in a room with them. And this is the price
she pays to be with the man she loves. I reckon,
as if I'd know that she'd rather be doing the gardening.

(02:10):
And yet here she is going through with this ceremony,
ceremony where she knows a lot of people don't wish
it was her. The bravery it took for that whole
thing to take place. And didn't his face soften when
Prince William did his ode in front of him and
you saw Charles's face just soften because both of them
looked very tense the whole ceromony.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I must say, William's bald heads got very shiny. Hasn't
it to that?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do you think he should do? We're a carpet
tile for the day, a historical carpet time.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well did you see that with the wig that go with?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Everyone thinks that was Harry A lot of people or
they thought it was Meghan for a while, and someone
said it was Scott Morrison.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What about the sword girl?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Look sword girl, she is the leader of the House
of Commons, she's Navy trained, She's.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Not just sword girl.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
But she did sweep the imagination, didn't she She had
to train to carry that sword. It's as heavy as
hell and she has to hold it upright for that
entire ceremony.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
What about Katy Perry scrabbling for a seat and then
go for a big six?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That was funny?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Did she fall over?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What about the fat Welsh guy who sung? He was good?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Let's get to the music. It would have been amazing.
Fat Welsh Guy's famous.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, I'm just watching the TV as a man, Okay,
I'm not a lot of men enjoyed it. And my wife,
as you know, because after I watched the footy, I
managed to sneak up and just watch it with her.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
But I had to just my daughter and I would
just had to. We couldn't have even if we tittered
a little bit. Stop it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, Harley kept laughing at the cheesiness of the bit.
Whether the panels came around Charles like he was going.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
To be shot.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
He had to take off his robes. He was in
like an undershirt. Say, I love all this stuffy chest
and the oint this very secret recipe oil and it's
poured from It's not vix no, it's poured from an
eagle's beak, John Henley.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So he's fining their little the guard.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And they keep it private between him and God because
that's the God moment. We put some clamps on.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Charles had a good rig on him when he was younger.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well you know, this is the thing. He's seventy four
and he looked like an old man. But this is
an old man fulfilling his destiny. And wouldn't it have
been amazing to be in the abbey to hear that
music reverberate. It would have been extraordinary. One of the
songs has captured the public imagination this song. People are
hearing it a certain way, and they're playing this as
a TikTok, and all the tiktoks have been taken down.

(04:51):
The royal family have taken all their people have taken down.
All the tiktoks haven't listened to this a beautiful song,
but a lot of people are hearing a hearing it
as I love vagina camilla.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
So that's what they're hearing. I'm hearing my large vagina camilla.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm hearing Yeah, well that's a nice alternative.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well that's what I said to my wife, and she
just gave me the biggest stinky in the world.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
While I heard that song, though this is all I heard.
They look thirsty and you called him the fat Welsh guy.
He's a revered Welsh first time. I think they were

(05:49):
saying that the Welsh language has been heard in the
abbey in one of these coronations.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Sarah, well, she's got to pull your tongue out and
put it in the other way. It does look unusual.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
He had a beautiful voice.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Glory the.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
As a ceremony ceremony went on, he started to jazz
it a little.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Why aren't we commented up, why don't we get sent
over there? Juice? Why don't wait?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, I enjoyed it enormously, Thanks Royals.
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