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March 27, 2024 • 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda Jamns.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
We are broadcasting from outside our building because today it's
our jam Tieks roadshow and there is a crowd gathered here.
And when I said a throng of person, there's actually
a lot of people that have come along.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thank you for coming guys.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I don't want to alarm I don't want to alarm anybody,
but it smells a little bit of spew.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, well that's why they're all standing away from you.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
But no, that's why it's time for us to leave
the building.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
But before we get under way, is there any serious
bidders in this crowd?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Two hands are going on?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Three three serious.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Let's get to a jones one.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
By the way, you can bid by phone thirteen WSFM
and Lot one for your edification. The Jonesy Demanda kitchen unit,
our office bar, fridge machine.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
This has held my bone broth to sometimes he.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Shot glasses where we drank our blood on TikTok tucker.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No explanation needed, Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Jonesy nomot of tea towels, coffee cups, gnome bum cookie
jar stacked with Anzac cookies or biscuits made by Kelly Ferrett.
And it's a TikTok Tucker band in which we cooked
our Easter show sausage yesterday. Where we start the bidding?
Do I hear a bid for lot number one? Do
I hear a bid in the crowd? Is there a
bid in the crowd? Anybody? Somebody hang on to Cinda

(01:15):
who works for us? John John from flower Power. Five
hundred dollars five well, five hundred dollars. That's started strong.
Five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Do we have any any advance on wow? Hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Kerry Packers showed up. Clearly that's a no. I'm going
to get this. There's no other bids coming.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Through John from flower Power. That's very generous, John, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Let me do the thing going once, going twice. Sold
to John at flower Power.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
We only get our flowers from John at flower Power.
Go and see them today. Five hundred dollars, Well done,
Thank you. Lot too is a piece.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Of Jonesy Amanda?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
What have we got?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You read everyone who wants a piece of Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Obviously not even me.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Here we have Jonesy's professional bike.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
This photo it's a printed on glass. It's a photo
of Jonesy looking like he's had a Pixie photo taken
and looking like a giant up himself.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I didn't commission this photo, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
But we put it in the corridor at work hoping
someone would steal it, and no one has anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It has an old helmet that's your last of the
low slung open face helmets.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's got a Nokia phone which I lost down at
my friend's.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Velm and then found Jonesy's hair brush. Every day it
gets more and more hair as opposed to his head.
It's a miracle that's here, Jonesy's speed on.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You didn't think you were going to get a show today, Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
These speedos have actually been worn by Jonesy in the
shower here we filmed him eating an orange. It's a
long story.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Another day at the fun Factory, we've got the old
headphones Amanda's cans, which you can.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Have and do they still work?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't know. I haven't seen them for some time.
My makeup smears on them. So if you want to
replicate our DNA, you can.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Also a mirror that we stole from Sonya Krueger.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
All of these things, let us.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Start the bidding for lot to anyone in the crowd.
Come on, come on, don't you shut fifty dollars?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Fifty dollars? What's what's your name?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hey? Rob? Rob has got fifty dollars? Do we have
an advance? Sixty? Sixty dollars? Come up in slow increments? Rob,
seventy dollars from Rob seventy hol Stand.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Over HEREB is there something in particular in this lot?
You're after the fake plates with Jonesy and Amanda on
thatr the number plates.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Going to put that on your car? Well, you get
all the other okay, you just want to put it
on your wall.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Where's the bit?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
We're up seventy dollars seventy dollars? Do I have an
advance on seventy dollars? Seventy dollars?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Somebody? Somebody? Seventy dollars seventy dollars? Okay, going once, going twice.
You've got a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
You want the number plates, but you're also getting a
big picture of Jonesy and his speedos.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, I know to you must I say it all
has to go today as well.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's all got to leave the building. It's going to
the kid's hospital. So let's do it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
What they're going to give the picture that would give
the kids something to aspire to.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You know, sure a picture of me on a moment.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
They're going once, going twice rabbitt or your seventy dollars regulations.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's so we sold Lot one. We sold lot too.
So far we've raised how much we raised?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Five hundred and seventy dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well that's great. Well let's uh, let's go into some
news with Natasha.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And we've got Lots three and Lot four still to come.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, hello there, we are broadcasting from outside our building
because today is our.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Last day at this building.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yes, forever hasn't really been given we haven't really been
given too much detail.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
We are moving to North Sydney, so we thought we've
got a lot of stuff in our office.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Ryan wanted to sell all this so he could buy
a new airbag for his car, and we thought, you
know what, why don't we actually give them money to
the children's hospital.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're not still upset, are you? Ryan?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I am.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, so far seventy dollars make money. So we now
move on to Lots number three.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Jonesy Demander's hall frame.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
In this you get a pure gold Live Tour poster
signed by the artists in a frame.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Where's that there?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It is? Look at that signatures?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, who are the big names of man Megan.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
You, reglieds Ganger, Jay mackin Machinations, moving Pictures, John Stevens,
my six you know, ninety twenty seven, Rose Tattoo, Swany
and Wendy Matthews have all signed that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
And look at our cavalcade of our history. There's a
whole lot of promotional photos of us, all framed, all signed.
Notice how we don't want to take it home?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
So socho do you thirteen WSFM if you'd like to
be on the line and vote.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But look at it. Just the framing alone is worth
a fortune. Do we hear any bids from the crowd
that's assembled?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
You could put pictures of your own.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
We got a bid with this young fellow down the
back here. Yes, mate, this is your brother. Your brother
Cameron is in town.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
To the poor room. Okay, so mate, how much two
hundred pucks? Two hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Cameron's wife is I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Don't you have a lot of money? Who doesn't Cameron
have a lot of money? Isn't two hundred bucks? I
gave two.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yes from bakery. He's going to give five hundred.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
From Glory Bakery.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Five hundred Is that?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Is that too rich for your blood? Cameron using Queensland dollars?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So I'm taking that anyone else in the crowd any
other phone bids?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Rob from Glory Bak Baker hundred.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Dollars going once, going twice. Sold to Rob from Glory Baker. Congratulations.
Our final lot is coming up next if you would
like to bid on that. We've got some great stuff.
It's the ultimate Jonesy and Amanda package. I thought that
was me and mosquitoes, but.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, what a hollow off of that is.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
That's coming up next thirteen. It's all there for you.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm just guessing that because we're outside our building, three
by Field Street, Northrive.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
You're just feeling the weather now.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm looking at the police sign out the front of the.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Building, unique whole building opportunity police never did.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, are we selling the building as well as a
You know, we've been here for some time. I know,
but this is we trying to remember. We were in
the pool here and we had our underwater fight.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
This is when we were training for our underwater record.
We were going. We did the show for three hours
in the shark tank at the Sydney Aquarium and we
had to practice with the apparatus so that we realized
we could broadcast. I couldn't stay. What's it called pressurize
my ear? I was in all sorts of trouble. You
had no sympathy. It was terrible. I was almost in

(07:40):
tears underwater. I filled that pool with my tears.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know, jem Y Rye that you're not happy with
us right now because you're hoping the proceeds for this
auction would be going to your airbag fund.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, not very happy at all.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So I thought I actually embarrassed you because I've got
the I've got the audio from the underwater fight.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Forel me to play it. Come on for old time sake,
do it. Look, it's not going to be a walking.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Brendon Brendan if you just have I know you think
you think I am being unrealistic and being a winder.
It's okay, I'll do it. I won't talk to you.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
You have no empathy for anyone but yourself, your giant
tool bred.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
So here we are at our final final a lot
for our auction. We're raising money for the Sydney Children's Hospital,
by the way, not Ryan's airbag fund.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
But this is a good one. The things that are
in this package, we have a cabinet here signed with
cups that were drunk out of by famous people. And
for example, we've got we've got Chris Isaac, We've got
Darryl Braithwaite, We've got Danny Minogue, We've got Chris rock yep,
we've got Mandakela Jonesy whatever. We've got Danny Minogue, we've
got Phyllis Dillah Logan. Who was she?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
She from Downtown Abbey, Yes she was too, she is
from Downton Abbey.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
But also you've got.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You've got the cabinet as well, which is made of
glass and you could get all the junk out of
it and put whatever you want your ladros.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
We've also the collection.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
We've got a fork used by Catherine Kelly Lang from Bolden.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
The beautiful how much five hundred dollars from Shay And
this is just the this is just the start of
the package.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
We've got the WSFM.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Kroc And that's not a shoe, we actually don't. It's
a crocodile, a plastic crocodile that's been in the studio.
We also have the Jones and Amanda rundowns. Yes, this
is the You can chronicle our entire show through the
rundowns from twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
If you wanted to start your only own moderately successful
radio show, here is the blueprint for you right now.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
We've got five hundred dollars from Shay. Do we have
any Guido? One thousand dollars from Guido? Do we have
anyone in the crowd?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Anyone? Cameron? You? You know your brother's gone very quiet
at the back here.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was a Phillis logan cup Is he a banker?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Isn't he got pots of money?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Run to banker?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Twelve hundred dollars? Okay, we've got a bidding war here.
Thank you, that's a biding war.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Twelve hundred dollars. Wrap this baby up? Can we bring
it home?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Twelve hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Share? Is it going to be?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Guido?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Do we have an advance on twelve hundred dollars? Guido's
got fifteen hundred Queido's fifteen hundred dollars? Do we have
an advance on fifteen hundred dollars. Has anyone come in
late in the bidding here?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Nobody? Your brother's got incredibly quiet shame.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sixteen hundred dollars, sixty two thousand dollars, two thousand dollars
from Guido. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Guido's two thousand, one hundred on the block. Feels like
that did we get these people will pay?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes, two thousand and one hundred dollars. Unlike your brother
couldn't shut him up before he's trying to. He suddenly
one golf.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
He's become Helen Keller.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
He was good for them. It was good for two
hundred bucks and he's gone.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, is shay out? We've got Guido and the bid
stands of Guido.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
We does having a heart attack because you realize that
he has been two thy one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
But it's a good cause. That's it.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Going once, going haon, going once, going twice. Sold to
Guido for two thousand, one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Thank you, Thank you all for coming. Superwork, super superwork.
And how much do we raise for the Sydney Jildren's Hospital.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I haven't done three.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's not bad, that's not considering it.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Is our office junk we very much appreciate data.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well done, well done. I thank you all for coming
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