👎 The Celebrity Celebrants Who Have TURNED DOWN Our Requests

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam nations. Don't be smart. This is serious.
This isn't funny. If I don't think it's funny, No,
it's not funny. We have promised Lauren and Jacob wedding tomorrow.
The wedding's happening. We've got a fabulous venue, Sydney Regency Height,
beautiful over looking Darling Harbor. Or the food, the drink,
they're providing all of that. And you were quite confident

(00:22):
that we get osher Ginsburg until this happened. Well, look,
the thing is, it's Friday, so we'll find out what titan.
Excuse me, it's this Friday. What hang on tomorrow? So no,
because Audrey's doing Audrey's doing Sunrise make up that morning.
And so I'm on wolf Patrol. I'm he's not hanging

(00:45):
around with wild animals. That's his sons. Yeah, And I said, well,
it's not even in the morning, and he said, no,
I've got to be at home. But you know, I was.
You know, this is the thing. I was hoping to
get a celebrity, celebrant to be fair lots of people,
and we do appreciate it, have said, I your celebrant.
We've had so much people so many people getting in
touch with us, but I wanted to get a celebrity celebrant.
Do me tell you who've who I've gone to? Okay,

(01:07):
let's have a look. So obviously, yeah, I put out
feelers to do you know Gina Leana. Yes, let's get
from the real house what she done? No, No, she's
them Barrisson, that's right, yeah, okay, so no Gina Greg Evans.
I thought, how perfect Greg Evans from a perfect match?

(01:29):
You who? He's a celebrant. He's not taking our calls.
He didn't get people didn't get back to us. Well,
who else? Said? You know? Who else is a celebrity celebrant?
And who's keen? Are they keen? Lucinda from Maths? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no,

(01:49):
I'll tell you why not Cinda? Yes, he's perfect. She
was unmarried at first sight. She's starting a new business.
Wouldn't she think she'd jump at the chance? Not jumping?
She for quite a substantial amount of nonway dunway whatever
it is, eight thousand dollars eight thousand. Yeah, I'd rather
give that money to the wedding people. I'd rather that
that went to Lauren and Jake's specially are you sure eight?

(02:12):
Because we still have to get flowers, got a photographer,
We've got all that other stuff that we still have
to provide cars, We've got the venue. We've promised them.
It's happening tomorrow. Eight thousand dollars. What is Frank Sinatra.
I'm disappointed. For get celebrities. I hate you. But the
thing is, the thing is it can't as grateful as

(02:33):
we are that people saying I'll do it. It does
have to be about the normal. Can we get the
he wants ten grand? After all? So I promise you,
Lauren and Jake, if you are listening by close of
business tomorrow, I promise you will have something special close
of business on our show. Yeah, by nine o'clock it'll

(02:54):
be yeah tomorrow. Look, it'll happen. I'm disappointed in the
way it's gone so far as been. We get this
big celeb thing that I We'll see how we go.
I'm not going to give up on having something very special. Sure,
Humphrey be bear, but pants are on special celebration. No,
leave it with me. I'm panicked, but not completely panicked

(03:16):
at bit. I'm a little bit panicked. I've also got
a little bit of heartburn, but I can't tell if
that's from the TikTok Tucker or from anxiety. I'm sure
you work it out, friend,