In Eddie's Ear At Private Line Dancing Lessons

In this episodes of In Eddie's Ear Eddie takes some private line dancing lessons and that's not a euphemism!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Now this is a story all about how we send
Eddie Bannon all around town.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
To Seecret and Mike. We're not far, we're near. In fact,
we're actually inside of Eddie's here.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey Eddie Bannon, good morning, good morning. So you know
how you can find some awesome things on Facebook? Yes, yeah,
well we found a post that I think just screamed
Eddie Bannon. It was notification that there's a line dancing
class on.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, you've seen me dance with me for that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You'd love to give this a go?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Wudn't you mean Irish Michael Flatley? They all danced in
a line.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, we're so proud.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
We're so proud of that idiot us.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's the same thing. All right.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, we've organized the teacher to be with you. So
if you just head upstairs in the studio and get
you dance on, come on here you go?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hehow you? I'm Eddie?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, right, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's slowly working to a country accent.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Do some line dancing with me today? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
What made you want to do some?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
London? What made me do it?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've always liked.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
This, but also but also I've had lots of girls
do it, but I'm married, so I want to see
them but not touch them.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah. I've also seen a lot of ladies do it.
I'm married, but yeah, I want to want to dance
with them, but not touch them. That's what the Way said.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So what are your qualifications on this?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
By the way, what are your what are your qualifications? By?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
My qualifications are not not nothing, really, I'm just I
went thirty years ago. I went to a class and
I was hooked.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Let's get into it. Should we do some stretching for
thirty years?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Three years? Well, let's just get into it. Do you
want to do some stretching?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I call warm ups warm ups?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Right, I call them stretching.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It will help me lure my hips up.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, I want to lure my hips up. Blob making away.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
We do do some hit bump.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
We call them hip bump right afterwards, so.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
We hit one two, one two three four.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, No, I'm much better when I start counting at nine.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Can we start at nine? Because I much I don't
do the one two three I do that.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
You want to start at nine?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, ten, eleven, twelve, that type of thing, because you
can really get into it. One nine, ten eleven.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right, the country Accident has to come.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Back in ten eleven, twelve.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Ten eleven, twelve, down the door of the burn. Why
are you going back to one to three four again?
Keep going up?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What about some of the great line dancing moves? You
haven't told me that, like the floppy Rabbit?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
So what about what about some of the great line
dancings in a country accident? The great and the fliffy Rabbit,
the fliffy Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, Sandra, here's what I want to try.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, here's what I want to try.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Have you seen dirty dancing?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Have you seen dirty dancing?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
There's a light scene in the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Do you know the lift scene in the movie.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, you're gonna lift me, Sandra.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
If you did the swayzy thing, you have to go.
I'm gonna do it, if you hope. If it's so,
I'll start here. Doctors, come on, crappy here, you can't
go there. You thinking of the wrong scene and do right?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Say goodbye. Now I've got to go. I'm just gonna
go to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Look, I gotta go, Sandra. You've been fantastic.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, I think I'm booking another session.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I think I'm booking another session.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
If that's okay, come come and see me again. Okay, yes,
be excellent.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I think Sandra's going to think for you.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I just came on to a year old woman.