May 2, 2024 • 34 mins
Number, Word and Song of the Day. Flip Top Story of the Day. Another day with a bad murder movie taking over the show.
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Kate's on seven pm tonight and there'sa lot happening. This has been
the longest setup for violence in afilm that I have ever seen. What
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do we It's been an hour andten minutes of setup. I'm still mad
that they want to charge me onAmazon for Deadly Yoga Retreat. I'm upset
I can't summon it up on mycocks on demand. And I'm upset that
I was not able to watch thatsex scene that we missed right before he
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choked that woman. That's all Iwant to see. Thought it was gonna
choke her and then you snap herneck? Is that weird climax? And
so I'm a little what are wewatching today today, Monnie? Can we
sink this up? Perhaps for amoment? This is a deadly Gruts family
dynamics take a messy turn when awoman learns she has a half sister at
her brother's funeral. As her perfectlife starts to unravel, she suspects her
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new sister is to blame for hermom's death. Is that amazing? So
I should have known you weren't.Huh? So this started at three,
We're now at ten past four.It ends at five. Commercials included Instagram,
no violence, no confrontation, likewe've had nothing but settlers, pink
lemons, Hey, how you do? Good to see? Oh well,
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they're supposed to be sweeter and lesstard than regular lemons. So perfect for
dessert. I've been dying to trythem on my lemon bar. Recipe's nice.
Oh no, no, no,like just put it on my tib.
Oh wow, he's gonna buy herlemons. Why do we have foreboding
music right now? Yeah, that'swhat I'm worried about, is the soundtrack.
Yeah, like they're buying lemons,yet the music suggests someone's about to
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get killed, your chef. Ifyou love this so much? Oh my
mother, she didn't approve. Shesaid that nursing was a solid occupation,
baking's hobby, not a career.Yeah, that's a moment's dad's approve there,
but of my life. And youdid it anyway. I read an
article about you being a wonder kidin the kitchen. You started out as
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a dishwasher when you're fifteen and workedyour way up from there. I'm so
impressed with you. Wow, she'snot that attractive. What she tried to
hold his hand, but he red, Oh you like him? I do.
Yeah, he's a good looking Youneed a lighter, you know,
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if you're if you're pink lemon barsor as amazing as they sound, then
maybe they can find their way ontothe dessertance. I can tell you why
he's not into her. He's gay. I may not be the owner yet.
Well, so Jim and I wework out the menu together. Yeah,
you would be amazing. Guys reallymake me feel like I'm part of
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the family. She looks a littlebit like a Mitt face. But I'll
tell you, Matt, she's gotsome charm. She's got Catherine Keener like
Charmed, and you know what,it's a bulbous catchersmid. Okay, right,
she's got a bulbous and now maybeit's Mabeline Loril Paris. Forty eight
minutes left and not a single smidgeof violence. Somebody explained these movies to
me the other day when we werewatching Deadly Yoga Retreat, and they said,
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there's a lot of violence there.Yeah, but they said, there's
a reason that the dialogue is sodrawn out and awkward and the music,
and it's all just because they havenothing nothing, They don't have content.
Maybe you might relate it to somethingyou know a little better, like sports
talk wise, something that doesn't havecontent. So they're really drawing everything out,
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you know. Talking to Woiki fortwenty minutes. Yeah, you know,
making Victor a forty minute haikup,you know that kind of thing.
We just got to fit it intoa two hour window, right with commercials.
So when are we writing? Whenare we writing a script to be
made into a lifetime movie. We'renot women were pole smokers. We're pollsmokers.
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But that's not enough, are yousure? Well? It should it
should be back. We live ina society where we should be able to
say what we are. We're lifetimewriters, sports talk radio guys turned lifetime
movie. That's right. I'd beinto it. I'd want to do a
lifetime movie about a chick that getslike a breast reduction and then everybody wants
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a piece, but they hurt orboob's hurt. Come on, here's what
I was thinking, in order toappeal to your particular taste. Okay,
how about how about a weight lossclinic? Okay, that we carve these
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women up like they think that they'rethey think they're losing weight, but what
we're doing is like we're taking theirorgans. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
lost twenty pounds exactly. We tookkidney, dumbass, I took one of
your lungs out a great call,right, I can't wait and then we
sell those organs on the black market. It's time for us to you know,
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I mean, we've been doing thisshow almost twenty years, right man,
some people say out the red newstreams, it's stale. You know,
we got to do something else thislifetime movie stream revenue. Like if
these people can do it, whycan't we do it? Oh my god,
these pink lemons are amazing. Forthink of the cover the cover story
at Variety, the new Kings ofLifetime, and it's the two of us
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in our disheveled look like, Wow, these two idiots figured out. Yeah,
we did. We figured it out. We got a lifetime of experiencing
ideas. Here's a tact with thepaper. Here's a text, okay from
a pig headed person that's not willingto move forward, that won't accept change.
You hose are ready for the retirementhome. The hell is happening right
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now. I just get in thecar and it's a woman talking about lemon
bars. Jesus man, damn,well wait a minute, now, wow,
man freaked out. Now wait aminute. It wasn't lemon bars.
It was pink pink lemons. Forher lemon bar. Restus damn she has
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an open faced roast beef sandwich.No, she does not. Do you
guys want me to spoil what's gonnahappen? Oh? Yes, No,
it has been an hour and fifteenminutes of dialogue. The reason for that
music and get my payoff. Thereason for that music is she's gonna poison
the lemon bar. She's gonna turnheel. That's kind of leading up to
her. She's flipping from being thegood daughter. She found out all about
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this stuff after her mom died,and she's turning dark. So she now
wants to kill her stepsister or halfsister. No, she's the other one.
No, no, this is thisone. The villainous served a wedding
cake containing a cinnamon after learning aboutLindsay's allergy to the spice and later drug
Lindsay's coffee. Oh, Lindsay,that's all coming up? Is it?
With an air and e? Withan e? Ooh that's a bad Lindsay.
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Now was Sarah you just saw walkingwith that cook midface? Yes?
So Lindsay's the evil one, right, the lemon bar one is good,
Kate, Sarah. Sarah is theone that's gonna turn heel. Yeah,
she's the bad one. Midface midfacelike yeah, hey, pee on,
Paula duka face. The revelations thatyou and Matt are poll smokers has reached
Tijuana. They refer to you guysdown here now as el churo chokers.
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By the way, what by thebye? I get it. If your
subway and you want to have thefoot long cookie for five bucks or the
foot long press, the five dollarsfoot long is long gone, but it's
like six dollars six fifteen dollars,six dollars six inch. But aren't all
Chiro's foot long? Like the ideathat you have a foot long churroo.
It's like, well, yeah,that's churo. Yeah there are all ros
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foot longs. If you didn't havea foot long churo, it'd be like,
what the hell is this mean?But you're also like, why would
you go to subway for a trueExactly, It's like going a subway for
a sandwich. I'm not an idiot. I got the perfect Lifetime movie network
movie title based on sports talk.This is our title. But we have
to delete this guy and act likethis never happened. Cut this out of
the podcast. Point this is theword of the day. This is how
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good. This is his words,the word of the day. Now,
this is now. This is nota new premise. You know, play
Misty for Me with Clint Eastwood,the sports talk caller goes crazy the fan.
But how about this title working workingoff this title? Mat longtime listener,
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first time killer. Yeah, that'sthe good daughter. That's a good
daughter. She's been sad the entiremovie. But yeah, her mom died.
Man won I feel like it's beenweeks since her mother's died and she's
still well, it's a lot toget over. Oh, here we go.
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They're going to make their lemon bars. Oh here's my evil sister.
Oh hi, No, I've beensick all morning and trying to call you.
Well, I'm sorry. I wentto the market. I didn't I
didn't see anything. Uh, Jimto take her home? Good? So
that they don't like each other?Is that her husband? What should do
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with your groceries? See how everythingtakes forever foreboding music? Well, yeah,
macau has murder. I mean,would you feel good about anything?
There's murder? Did they tell herto walk that way? Was that the
director that she's not having Now?Mid face is all done up. Mid
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face looks good. Told joke.Yeah, she was in that black dress
right, slides into the bar streetslike that. What about you? Why
are you still look at that guy'schest all chat out? And what do
they call that that the chefs wear? Whatever? The name of that shirt
is chef shirt. I did allright? All right, I mean,
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nothing's happening, Matt. Not onething has happened. Oh and we only
got forty minutes left minus commercials,maybe twenty five minutes. This guy hasn't
even unfurled as sponts or anything.Nothing. Have you noticed there's no background
people in any of these scenes.They don't pay extra too much. He's
made during COVID. I think thisone came out in twenty one. Oh
yeah, look at that. Ohthat yeah, I trust you get those
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freaking males in her husband? No, that's yeah, she's gonna cheat now
they're making out. Oh the sisterswatching it. Oh it was dream.
She's in a twin bed. Thissays, my boyfriend was in a lifetime
movie. They cranked that thing outin a week and a half. I
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can tell right, she's sleeping inthe twin bed. She's married This chick
has a real heavy walk, right, I mean she she is a real
clod hopping fro. I mean sheis just beating the crap out of the
ground. Lives in a beautiful hometoo, It's spacious. She's pouring herself
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a glass of water. Guys,this is how long? This is crazy?
Walk over to the fridge, pouryourself a glass of can I can?
I all right, all right,we got back. We can't.
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We can't. Now it's the nextmorning. We can't. We can't.
Number the two number of the Dame. Number of the day. Nothing's happened.
Remember the day sucks compared to this. I'm not terrible. I was
excited about my number of the daywhen I wrote it, but maybe I
was a prisoner of the moment ithappened. Sometimes it does. Number of
the Day is two headed, Kate'shere's my question, old man yelling at
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a cloud or whatever. Things havechanged and I haven't changed with them.
My friend Jeremy posted this today.Used to work at Matador for like five
ten years, and then he openedup a club in San Francisco would promote
a lot of the britpop bands.He would bring him over for concerts things
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like that, but he put itout. On this day nineteen eighty nine,
thirty five years ago, two iconicalbums were released. One one of
my all time favorites. We've talkedabout it, The Stone Roses, The
Stone Roses, the other The CureDisintegration. And I wondered now that albums
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are no longer CDs that we haveto go to the warehouse or to Tower
Records. They're not cassettes. They'renot albums with liner notes and lyrics on
the inside sleeve. Do kids rememberwhere they are when they get new albums?
Do they like, I exactly whereI was when I got the store?
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When you get the Tortured Poets department, Yeah, do you remember where
you were when you when you hitclick on Spotify for the thirty songs from
Taylor Swift and the Tortured Poets.It's not the same, No, I
got. No, it's not thesame. I'm sorry, Matt. I
don't think they get the experience Isaw. They don't have the visceral connection
to a release that we had.I saw the other day and it was
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really interesting, and I thought,and I it's I hate to be I'm
old. So everybody sucks, butit's true. Uh, there was two
pictures and one was it said ninetiesrap, and it had a guy with
like a big, huge brain,and then and then it said rap today
and it had like a guy droolingwith his mouth open, trying to put
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a square peg in a round hole. And it's true. Yeah, Like,
there's just not a lot. Andthere is a lot of great music
being released, great albums being released, great art, but it is certainly
not popular, which is what disappointsme so much about Vick's big Taylor Swift
kick and yeah and Ed sheeran earlier. It's disgusting, it is. And
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you know what there is riding mydiamondback, my silver streak, listening to
this thing on my Walkman. Iknow, Michael Jackson is a weirdo,
but like as far as like thepop star, we followed his every movement.
Where is he, what's he doing? His hair caught on fire?
All this stuff. Compared to TaylorSwift, the difference between Michael Jackson and
Taylor Swift. Michael Jackson was unbelievablytalented, Like he was a generational talent.
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Beyond generational talent, he was good. What we have today is not
good. We have marketing which isquite upsetting. It used to be used
to be pyrotechnics would catch you onfire. You would run that real risk.
And now what is a bunch ofdrones? Drone show? Not any
Harry's gonna catch on fire from adrone. Worst thing that can happen to
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a concert now is Lizzo crushes you. It's crushed. No, you're right,
Matt, it is. It's sadbecause no one makes art popular.
Art is not made in a popularway anymore and distributed to people in a
popular way. What you're getting.You can't find wide appealing art. You're
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just not going to be able tofind it. Now there's a fight in
the kitchen at the rest. Well, now she's not dreaming. Her sister
had her arm on her husband's armfiance. She's talking to her dad.
Oh, he's having a real nicecharcoot. Please, nobody walks harder than
this chick. She's like Dewey Cox. She walks hard. And now they
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took all She just flipped the pictureover. Yeah, if you buddy,
all right? All right? Soshe lives at home. That's why it's
such a nice house. That makessense. Chicks a loser. Oh,
she's not gonna take off a ring. Don't take off the ring, dude.
We got maybe fifteen minutes left ofcontent and nothing's happened yet. Somebody's
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gonna stick a knife in that sister, and then in the movie's gonna end,
and then we're on to the nextwhat's next. I'll tell you our
mother's secret affair. Love that one. Diane Parker learns that a home intruder
is none other than her biological daughtergiven up for adoption years ago. However,
they soon discovered that a remorseless killerwill do anything to stop the family
reunion, including murder. Oh.In the final five minutes of the film,
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listen, we don't have a highspecial effects budget. We can only
have one killing Roddy. This isthe song of the day. Today's song
of the day is called clap Downfrom legendary groundbreaking British ban the Clash from
the excellent nineteen seventy nine masterpiece Londoncalling speaking of albums, a crazy groove
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for a Thursday on the Petros andMoney Show, broadcasting live through your AM
radio and into your stream, providingauditory stimulation while putting the clamp down on
four full hours of great sports talkas we work up a voracious appetite for
off day Dodger Talk hosted by ourfriend Tim Cats. That's coming up at
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seven o'clock. Oh, Matt,this sasap. I'm between your agent money's
and I remember where I was whenI got almost every album of my teen
years. I was at the endof my driveway getting twelve CDs for a
penny from Columbia House. Yeah.What did I get? I got Slow
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Hand a Pointer Sisters Clapton. Ohokay, I just come on, Matt,
I think I got back in Black. What did I get for my
twelve for a penny? Because Ifound out when you get to college,
they can't trace the box to you. They were like, yeah, dude,
get the Columbia because they can't provethat you picked up CDs. There's
no paper trail because you have thebox. But you can just say somebody
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stole it from you from your box. So I got it delivered, you
got them, and I never paid. Wow. Look that We'll be right
back with a couple of very pertinentstories, Matt, that I think you'll
enjoy in the very next second.Okay, Joe I'm Boha from the Athletic
will join us. In less thanan hour, wrote that big piece with
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Shans Sharania and Sam Amok about LebronJames and the Lakers. You better get
your propaganda hat on that. Youbetter get ready. You better get ready
for Kaiser Wilhelm to stop you outwith that good propaganda. I am ready
for television death. That is whatI'm ready. You've better not let it
distract from my big story here.I've got a big story. I won't
I've got a big story. Let'sgive away a pair of tickets right now
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eight six six n night seven twofive. I have you already ruined it
by going so late watching your stupidshow. You want to go to the
greatest roast of all time, TomBrady Roastmaster Jeff Ross live on Netflix from
the ky Forum Sunday for the Netflixis a joke fest. Tickets are moving
fast. Gets yours before it's toolate, or caller ten eight six six
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nine eight seven two five seventy yearheaded air. All right, I'll clip
you out, I will look youout. This is the flip top story
of the day. You know,Matt. We had the issue Tuesday at
the chase field with the bees andthe attractive bee keeper and Rogan and Rodney
and fully functional employee at him,who's like acting like aloof a h in
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the next room. I just sawhim. Oh really cut the guys some
slow like, hey, how's yourremote? Slave? I was like,
how is your remote? He's likea lot of people showed up for Keika,
easy on him. Come on,jeez, how about hello? He
said hello? Looks like there wasa hello anyway. Ro just celebrated a
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birthday for God's got him from slack. Rogan, Rodney, Neverett, everybody's
be expertise, all the b punsand even Matt chiming in with a fun
fact about how many bees pollinating flowersit takes to make an ounce of honey.
Might be more where that this isit for the best man. We
can't do anymore after no more bees. Kate's even tried to say, oh,
behave like Austin powers. That adone very embarrassing. So one more
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be story Matt that I did see. Oh now you won in B four,
we send the B story be low. By the way, did you
see the tops made a baseball cardfor Mike Hilton? The beast Pasially,
I did see that you have manysold seventy million close seventeen thousand sold out.
So one bee story Matt last weekin North Carolina, toddler was complaining
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to her mother in her bedroom thatthere was a monster in the room,
and the mom's like, hey,shut up, here, here's a spray
bottle. Shoot it at the wall. When you hear the monster. And
the kids standing there all night shootinga spray bottle of the wall, they
saw some bees flying around the chimneyand they realized and discovered that there was
a hive of sixty thousand honey beesin the wall to the toddler's room.
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They got a thermal camera and itwould lighten up like Christmas. They said,
you would think the family would hearthe buzzing of a hive of sixty
thousand bees on the wall. Formore bee knowledge, they say it took
eight months to grow the colony andit weighed about one hundred pounds when they
removed it. They said it wasFlorida ceiling and insurance, for those of
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you wondering, does not cover thedamage. Insurance doesn't cover a damn thing
these days. So I have tosay well, it's important to buy it.
Then I have to sanatory. Ibelieve that's the last Beet story of
the week. I wouldn't count onit, believe it. It's a slow
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news day and we're all waiting forLebron to fin. Darvin Ham, we're
gonna talk to Jovan Ba. Aredoing with the Bees? No, yeah,
we're done with the Bees. ButI got another story and this is
even better. Matt Kate, We'redone with the Bees. I'm sorry,
I'm done with the Bees now.Regarding the regarding the Clippers blowout last night
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and the mortal battle they're in withthe MAVs, I realize that. Uh,
we talked to Don McClain about italready. I'm sure you'll have something
to say about it. Matt andthree Things Thursday. James is fat,
Yes, thank you, welcome.I saw Clipper Daryl, a longtime Clipper
hypeman and auto detailor and painter.I saw him driving down Hawthorne Boulevard and
Torrents the other day. We madeno eye contact and had no interaction,
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but it's hard to miss Clipper Darrelin his Clipper car. Literally like seeing
Batman. You know, It's likeif you're in cop and Gotham and you're
like, oh, you're in fora show, kid, there's a batman.
You know. It's very, verysimilar to that. We've been so
critical of Clipper Daryl since Matt youknow, alluded to he was over zealously
punched into the trash by an AEGsecurity guard at Crypto, and instead of
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calling Sweet James at eight hundred ninemillion, he allowed appeasement through what looked
to be a preschool party in thebowels of the arena and some court side
seats to a middling Clipper games andcelebrity guests. Who was it Tarrel Lewens?
Yes, anyway, welcome to myparty, Taryl. Did you bring
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me a gift? No Ah,Here's a plastic share, a plastic sham
bade flute. Here, here's tulipglass. Apparently Matt in the throes of
Clipper despair, I was sent thisthis morning. Clipper Daryl posted this on
x and please Matt show some respectuntil I'm finished. Can I have the
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organ police and I will read fromClipper Darryl's tweet this morning. Bow your
head and close your eyes. DearLord Jesus, we come to you today
asking can you please heal co Whi'sknee to your satisfaction, and the pain
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leaves the knee and we bind Satanfrom the knee in the name of Jesus.
Amen. Amen, not done,Matt, I ask for respect.
That says hashtags when you say amen, Amen. But that's not the end
of the tweet. Hashtag, let'sgo hashtag fan truth, hashtag Clipper Daryl
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cares. Hashtag from a fan's pointof view, lot of hashtags, but
they say that's how you get traction. Yeah, hashtags, let's go fan
truth, Clipper Daryl Cares, Andfrom a fan's point of view, those
are the Clipper Daryl hashtags. I'mrooting for Daryl and the Clippers wholeheartedly.
Leave the organ going to be waitingfor a miracle, Well leave you need
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there was. There was a miraclelast night, Matt that you might have
missed last night at the Clipper game. Floyd Money Mayweather shares a nickname with
my radio partner. Floyd a hugeClipper fan much like Billy Crystal, and
was seen on his way to thegame leaving the La Ritz walking across the
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street headed to the game. Andwhat happens when you do that headed south,
he was approached by three no lessthan three hobos, three homeless men.
Floyd produced a backpack and gave eachguy ten thousand dollars. Whoa.
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The men did not want to showtheir faces. They did not want to
be photographed for fear of being robbed, beaten and killed on the street.
Understandable, But they said they weregoing to find a motel. Did not
mention the huge satchel of cocaine thatthey were going to buy and the thirty
hookers that they were going to employfrom one hundred cheekas right down the street.
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But nevertheless, miracles last night.Matt Clipper Darrel praying this morning for
Satan to be binded from Kawhi's knee. Floyd Mayweather handed out stacks of ten
yards to every single hobo he comesacross. And some kids are selling candy
and Floyd gave them five hundred dollars. Did any of the hoboes take the
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ten thousand dollars and make a call? No to fifty they use they're not
friends anymore. They did not useit as a phone. The Clippers lost,
but those guys won, Yeah,they did. The Clippers will try
not to get closed down in Dallas, Texas tomorrow in the big Hat.
Probably gonna be hard for Floyd tomake that walk ever again. You think
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other hoboes will line up for tenthousand I think other people will line up
looking like for ten thousand bucks.You got some blow, you got some
crack, boy, I'll suck youwell. There you go, Matt,
some positive stories. I was engagedthe bee, the wonded, I interacted
the prayer, and with my righteye I saw Lindsay get trucked on a
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sidewalk by someone who kept on runningtried to knock her out. That was
our first bit of violence, washer stepping out of the restaurant, being
knocked to the ground, and herfiance rescuing her. Now, look at
this not the story ending I wanted. I wanted three bowlowed hobos. Right,
Mayweather's not going to beat up thosehoboes. We'll be right back with
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more great sports talk. Where arewe at in the Lifetime movie, mat
I have shirked my duties and payingattention. I don't know, but it
looks like with four minutes left,a piece of cake has been served to
Lindsay and she spit it out immediatelyand now there was a show down in
the garage. Oh, there sheis getting trucked. Now she looks like
Antifad And now she's got a baseballbat in the garage. It's the the
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final show. This is the finalshowdown. This is it? Should we
turn it on? Yeah, let'slet's spot it up. Okay. You
can say what you will about mymother. But she was a woman of
her word. I think she livedin hope that one day he would come
back to her. Oh the dad, Dan Yet, did you kill her
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too? No? I would never, but you would kill mine. She
was so healthy and full of life. I would have been an old woman
by the time she finally croaked.Why because you had the life I deserved.
You had everything. See this ishow women are. Our lives too.
Yeah, see, do you getit. I don't want to share
this with you. This is liketalking to their students I should have had.
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You'll never get away with this,Yes I will, because no one
will ever find you can't be serious. That's how I would say it.
I will have your gilded life.Gilded life one realizes you up and left
everyone, I will have to You'reinsane. They're gonna come looking for me.
They're not gonna believe that I justleft. They will once I tell
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them you didn't want this life anymore. You're gonna kill her with a bat
It was a weak swing too.She locked her in the garage. I
see better swings from Chris Taylor.Oh ha ha. She's chasing her with
the bat mat. She didn't looklike she could kill a raccoon with that.
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No, the way she's holding it, you need Why are there so
many locked? Where are you goingjump out the window? It's right there.
She's gonna hide where Matt. Igot a lot of drugs in here?
Like, isn't this one we're supposedto end in two minutes? How
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are we supposed to do this?Right? Should I read a few texts
to get to the next thing.Let's read a couple of texts and then
we'll get to the next thing.The secret text. That's a fine brought
to you by your so called Toyotadealers. We make it easy. I
was at a friend's party and therewas a bee rescuer. She caught me
killing a bee that was about tosting my kids. She did not look
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happy. If you man true story, all right? The fiance has now
shown up at the cabin in thewoods. Turn it out, she's gonna
kill the fiance. Why is thefiance scared of her? This smelt girl.
Put it down and we can talk. Charger. Put the bat down.
You had to ruin everything. Let'sjust take the bat from this behind.
(31:51):
Oh no, they're all grounder.That's okay, it's all right.
We'll make sure you get hold ofhelp you need. Oh good, all
right. I was supposed to killyour daughter and her fiance. I was
going to kill her and hide her, and then I was gonna have the
fiancee, and you're gonna be mydad again. And now the cops are
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taking her away, black and white, driving her away. See. I
told you, gosh, it'd endit fast. I never should have doubted.
You couldn't have known. Can youhome now? Just leave my dad
standing here on the porch. Iwrapped that up fast, like crazy fast,
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in the last two days. Thewoman's in it in one month later,
and here's the wedding and she andit's her gilded life. I will
have your gilded life, beautiful.One month later. Let's make sure you
get the fifteen second one month later, and to let everybody know they got
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married. This tech says we cando this, and he can do this.
Yeah, we could, we canwrite that. I have confidence.
Yes, Yes, any Derby Newsthis week. We will have Michelle you
tomorrow. Yes, and we'll havean F one report tomorrow too, and
we'll have bourbon. We'll have menJulips tomorrow. Oh, you'll be responsible
for making your own I might.I'll go get the old crow. I
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need the old crow. I'm wantto gargle that old crow like I always
do. Make you gargle those pollspee. I'm listening to you guys when
I'm at work, and you guyswatch lifetime movies when you're at work.
I'm reconsidering my life choices. That'sfair, sir. Yes, it's just
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research. We're doing research. We'renot going to be watching lifetime movies for
law. We're going to be writingthem and selling them. Yeah, this
is better than somebody pointed out,like the Hallmark movies. It's like a
small misunderstanding and then they figure itout. This is real life death.
Sit your your evil sisters trying tokill you. And there's a lot of
pregnant I noticed that when I wentto the website yeah, there are like
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seven to eight films that have todeal with pregnant women because women women get
pregnant, right. I know howmuch you like pregnant women, So we
could write a script revolving around pregnantfat women. You know. I just
like a zoftic body type mat duAnd we'll be back with the Three Things
Thursday. This is my kind ofmovie, you wan boja with some Lebron
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propaganda. I got a Lebron storyfor you. What we're on all the
way till seven. Everybody else can'tjust having a fut Lebron ho. We're coming up
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Kate's on seven pm tonight and there'sa lot happening. This has been
the longest setup for violence in afilm that I have ever seen. What
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do we It's been an hour andten minutes of setup. I'm still mad
that they want to charge me onAmazon for Deadly Yoga Retreat. I'm upset
I can't summon it up on mycocks on demand. And I'm upset that
I was not able to watch thatsex scene that we missed right before he
(01:34):
choked that woman. That's all Iwant to see. Thought it was gonna
choke her and then you snap herneck? Is that weird climax? And
so I'm a little what are wewatching today today, Monnie? Can we
sink this up? Perhaps for amoment? This is a deadly Gruts family
dynamics take a messy turn when awoman learns she has a half sister at
her brother's funeral. As her perfectlife starts to unravel, she suspects her
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new sister is to blame for hermom's death. Is that amazing? So
I should have known you weren't.Huh? So this started at three,
We're now at ten past four.It ends at five. Commercials included Instagram,
no violence, no confrontation, likewe've had nothing but settlers, pink
lemons, Hey, how you do? Good to see? Oh well,
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they're supposed to be sweeter and lesstard than regular lemons. So perfect for
dessert. I've been dying to trythem on my lemon bar. Recipe's nice.
Oh no, no, no,like just put it on my tib.
Oh wow, he's gonna buy herlemons. Why do we have foreboding
music right now? Yeah, that'swhat I'm worried about, is the soundtrack.
Yeah, like they're buying lemons,yet the music suggests someone's about to
(02:42):
get killed, your chef. Ifyou love this so much? Oh my
mother, she didn't approve. Shesaid that nursing was a solid occupation,
baking's hobby, not a career.Yeah, that's a moment's dad's approve there,
but of my life. And youdid it anyway. I read an
article about you being a wonder kidin the kitchen. You started out as
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a dishwasher when you're fifteen and workedyour way up from there. I'm so
impressed with you. Wow, she'snot that attractive. What she tried to
hold his hand, but he red, Oh you like him? I do.
Yeah, he's a good looking Youneed a lighter, you know,
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if you're if you're pink lemon barsor as amazing as they sound, then
maybe they can find their way ontothe dessertance. I can tell you why
he's not into her. He's gay. I may not be the owner yet.
Well, so Jim and I wework out the menu together. Yeah,
you would be amazing. Guys reallymake me feel like I'm part of
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the family. She looks a littlebit like a Mitt face. But I'll
tell you, Matt, she's gotsome charm. She's got Catherine Keener like
Charmed, and you know what,it's a bulbous catchersmid. Okay, right,
she's got a bulbous and now maybeit's Mabeline Loril Paris. Forty eight
minutes left and not a single smidgeof violence. Somebody explained these movies to
me the other day when we werewatching Deadly Yoga Retreat, and they said,
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there's a lot of violence there.Yeah, but they said, there's
a reason that the dialogue is sodrawn out and awkward and the music,
and it's all just because they havenothing nothing, They don't have content.
Maybe you might relate it to somethingyou know a little better, like sports
talk wise, something that doesn't havecontent. So they're really drawing everything out,
(04:31):
you know. Talking to Woiki fortwenty minutes. Yeah, you know,
making Victor a forty minute haikup,you know that kind of thing.
We just got to fit it intoa two hour window, right with commercials.
So when are we writing? Whenare we writing a script to be
made into a lifetime movie. We'renot women were pole smokers. We're pollsmokers.
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But that's not enough, are yousure? Well? It should it
should be back. We live ina society where we should be able to
say what we are. We're lifetimewriters, sports talk radio guys turned lifetime
movie. That's right. I'd beinto it. I'd want to do a
lifetime movie about a chick that getslike a breast reduction and then everybody wants
(05:15):
a piece, but they hurt orboob's hurt. Come on, here's what
I was thinking, in order toappeal to your particular taste. Okay,
how about how about a weight lossclinic? Okay, that we carve these
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women up like they think that they'rethey think they're losing weight, but what
we're doing is like we're taking theirorgans. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
lost twenty pounds exactly. We tookkidney, dumbass, I took one of
your lungs out a great call,right, I can't wait and then we
sell those organs on the black market. It's time for us to you know,
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I mean, we've been doing thisshow almost twenty years, right man,
some people say out the red newstreams, it's stale. You know,
we got to do something else thislifetime movie stream revenue. Like if
these people can do it, whycan't we do it? Oh my god,
these pink lemons are amazing. Forthink of the cover the cover story
at Variety, the new Kings ofLifetime, and it's the two of us
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in our disheveled look like, Wow, these two idiots figured out. Yeah,
we did. We figured it out. We got a lifetime of experiencing
ideas. Here's a tact with thepaper. Here's a text, okay from
a pig headed person that's not willingto move forward, that won't accept change.
You hose are ready for the retirementhome. The hell is happening right
(06:41):
now. I just get in thecar and it's a woman talking about lemon
bars. Jesus man, damn,well wait a minute, now, wow,
man freaked out. Now wait aminute. It wasn't lemon bars.
It was pink pink lemons. Forher lemon bar. Restus damn she has
(07:02):
an open faced roast beef sandwich.No, she does not. Do you
guys want me to spoil what's gonnahappen? Oh? Yes, No,
it has been an hour and fifteenminutes of dialogue. The reason for that
music and get my payoff. Thereason for that music is she's gonna poison
the lemon bar. She's gonna turnheel. That's kind of leading up to
her. She's flipping from being thegood daughter. She found out all about
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this stuff after her mom died,and she's turning dark. So she now
wants to kill her stepsister or halfsister. No, she's the other one.
No, no, this is thisone. The villainous served a wedding
cake containing a cinnamon after learning aboutLindsay's allergy to the spice and later drug
Lindsay's coffee. Oh, Lindsay,that's all coming up? Is it?
With an air and e? Withan e? Ooh that's a bad Lindsay.
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Now was Sarah you just saw walkingwith that cook midface? Yes?
So Lindsay's the evil one, right, the lemon bar one is good,
Kate, Sarah. Sarah is theone that's gonna turn heel. Yeah,
she's the bad one. Midface midfacelike yeah, hey, pee on,
Paula duka face. The revelations thatyou and Matt are poll smokers has reached
Tijuana. They refer to you guysdown here now as el churo chokers.
(08:15):
By the way, what by thebye? I get it. If your
subway and you want to have thefoot long cookie for five bucks or the
foot long press, the five dollarsfoot long is long gone, but it's
like six dollars six fifteen dollars,six dollars six inch. But aren't all
Chiro's foot long? Like the ideathat you have a foot long churroo.
It's like, well, yeah,that's churo. Yeah there are all ros
(08:39):
foot longs. If you didn't havea foot long churo, it'd be like,
what the hell is this mean?But you're also like, why would
you go to subway for a trueExactly, It's like going a subway for
a sandwich. I'm not an idiot. I got the perfect Lifetime movie network
movie title based on sports talk.This is our title. But we have
to delete this guy and act likethis never happened. Cut this out of
the podcast. Point this is theword of the day. This is how
(09:01):
good. This is his words,the word of the day. Now,
this is now. This is nota new premise. You know, play
Misty for Me with Clint Eastwood,the sports talk caller goes crazy the fan.
But how about this title working workingoff this title? Mat longtime listener,
(09:24):
first time killer. Yeah, that'sthe good daughter. That's a good
daughter. She's been sad the entiremovie. But yeah, her mom died.
Man won I feel like it's beenweeks since her mother's died and she's
still well, it's a lot toget over. Oh, here we go.
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They're going to make their lemon bars. Oh here's my evil sister.
Oh hi, No, I've beensick all morning and trying to call you.
Well, I'm sorry. I wentto the market. I didn't I
didn't see anything. Uh, Jimto take her home? Good? So
that they don't like each other?Is that her husband? What should do
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with your groceries? See how everythingtakes forever foreboding music? Well, yeah,
macau has murder. I mean,would you feel good about anything?
There's murder? Did they tell herto walk that way? Was that the
director that she's not having Now?Mid face is all done up. Mid
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face looks good. Told joke.Yeah, she was in that black dress
right, slides into the bar streetslike that. What about you? Why
are you still look at that guy'schest all chat out? And what do
they call that that the chefs wear? Whatever? The name of that shirt
is chef shirt. I did allright? All right, I mean,
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nothing's happening, Matt. Not onething has happened. Oh and we only
got forty minutes left minus commercials,maybe twenty five minutes. This guy hasn't
even unfurled as sponts or anything.Nothing. Have you noticed there's no background
people in any of these scenes.They don't pay extra too much. He's
made during COVID. I think thisone came out in twenty one. Oh
yeah, look at that. Ohthat yeah, I trust you get those
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freaking males in her husband? No, that's yeah, she's gonna cheat now
they're making out. Oh the sisterswatching it. Oh it was dream.
She's in a twin bed. Thissays, my boyfriend was in a lifetime
movie. They cranked that thing outin a week and a half. I
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can tell right, she's sleeping inthe twin bed. She's married This chick
has a real heavy walk, right, I mean she she is a real
clod hopping fro. I mean sheis just beating the crap out of the
ground. Lives in a beautiful hometoo, It's spacious. She's pouring herself
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a glass of water. Guys,this is how long? This is crazy?
Walk over to the fridge, pouryourself a glass of can I can?
I all right, all right,we got back. We can't.
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We can't. Now it's the nextmorning. We can't. We can't.
Number the two number of the Dame. Number of the day. Nothing's happened.
Remember the day sucks compared to this. I'm not terrible. I was
excited about my number of the daywhen I wrote it, but maybe I
was a prisoner of the moment ithappened. Sometimes it does. Number of
the Day is two headed, Kate'shere's my question, old man yelling at
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a cloud or whatever. Things havechanged and I haven't changed with them.
My friend Jeremy posted this today.Used to work at Matador for like five
ten years, and then he openedup a club in San Francisco would promote
a lot of the britpop bands.He would bring him over for concerts things
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like that, but he put itout. On this day nineteen eighty nine,
thirty five years ago, two iconicalbums were released. One one of
my all time favorites. We've talkedabout it, The Stone Roses, The
Stone Roses, the other The CureDisintegration. And I wondered now that albums
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are no longer CDs that we haveto go to the warehouse or to Tower
Records. They're not cassettes. They'renot albums with liner notes and lyrics on
the inside sleeve. Do kids rememberwhere they are when they get new albums?
Do they like, I exactly whereI was when I got the store?
(14:00):
When you get the Tortured Poets department, Yeah, do you remember where
you were when you when you hitclick on Spotify for the thirty songs from
Taylor Swift and the Tortured Poets.It's not the same, No, I
got. No, it's not thesame. I'm sorry, Matt. I
don't think they get the experience Isaw. They don't have the visceral connection
to a release that we had.I saw the other day and it was
(14:24):
really interesting, and I thought,and I it's I hate to be I'm
old. So everybody sucks, butit's true. Uh, there was two
pictures and one was it said ninetiesrap, and it had a guy with
like a big, huge brain,and then and then it said rap today
and it had like a guy droolingwith his mouth open, trying to put
(14:46):
a square peg in a round hole. And it's true. Yeah, Like,
there's just not a lot. Andthere is a lot of great music
being released, great albums being released, great art, but it is certainly
not popular, which is what disappointsme so much about Vick's big Taylor Swift
kick and yeah and Ed sheeran earlier. It's disgusting, it is. And
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you know what there is riding mydiamondback, my silver streak, listening to
this thing on my Walkman. Iknow, Michael Jackson is a weirdo,
but like as far as like thepop star, we followed his every movement.
Where is he, what's he doing? His hair caught on fire?
All this stuff. Compared to TaylorSwift, the difference between Michael Jackson and
Taylor Swift. Michael Jackson was unbelievablytalented, Like he was a generational talent.
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Beyond generational talent, he was good. What we have today is not
good. We have marketing which isquite upsetting. It used to be used
to be pyrotechnics would catch you onfire. You would run that real risk.
And now what is a bunch ofdrones? Drone show? Not any
Harry's gonna catch on fire from adrone. Worst thing that can happen to
(15:54):
a concert now is Lizzo crushes you. It's crushed. No, you're right,
Matt, it is. It's sadbecause no one makes art popular.
Art is not made in a popularway anymore and distributed to people in a
popular way. What you're getting.You can't find wide appealing art. You're
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just not going to be able tofind it. Now there's a fight in
the kitchen at the rest. Well, now she's not dreaming. Her sister
had her arm on her husband's armfiance. She's talking to her dad.
Oh, he's having a real nicecharcoot. Please, nobody walks harder than
this chick. She's like Dewey Cox. She walks hard. And now they
(16:44):
took all She just flipped the pictureover. Yeah, if you buddy,
all right? All right? Soshe lives at home. That's why it's
such a nice house. That makessense. Chicks a loser. Oh,
she's not gonna take off a ring. Don't take off the ring, dude.
We got maybe fifteen minutes left ofcontent and nothing's happened yet. Somebody's
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gonna stick a knife in that sister, and then in the movie's gonna end,
and then we're on to the nextwhat's next. I'll tell you our
mother's secret affair. Love that one. Diane Parker learns that a home intruder
is none other than her biological daughtergiven up for adoption years ago. However,
they soon discovered that a remorseless killerwill do anything to stop the family
reunion, including murder. Oh.In the final five minutes of the film,
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listen, we don't have a highspecial effects budget. We can only
have one killing Roddy. This isthe song of the day. Today's song
of the day is called clap Downfrom legendary groundbreaking British ban the Clash from
the excellent nineteen seventy nine masterpiece Londoncalling speaking of albums, a crazy groove
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for a Thursday on the Petros andMoney Show, broadcasting live through your AM
radio and into your stream, providingauditory stimulation while putting the clamp down on
four full hours of great sports talkas we work up a voracious appetite for
off day Dodger Talk hosted by ourfriend Tim Cats. That's coming up at
(18:19):
seven o'clock. Oh, Matt,this sasap. I'm between your agent money's
and I remember where I was whenI got almost every album of my teen
years. I was at the endof my driveway getting twelve CDs for a
penny from Columbia House. Yeah.What did I get? I got Slow
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Hand a Pointer Sisters Clapton. Ohokay, I just come on, Matt,
I think I got back in Black. What did I get for my
twelve for a penny? Because Ifound out when you get to college,
they can't trace the box to you. They were like, yeah, dude,
get the Columbia because they can't provethat you picked up CDs. There's
no paper trail because you have thebox. But you can just say somebody
(19:03):
stole it from you from your box. So I got it delivered, you
got them, and I never paid. Wow. Look that We'll be right
back with a couple of very pertinentstories, Matt, that I think you'll
enjoy in the very next second.Okay, Joe I'm Boha from the Athletic
will join us. In less thanan hour, wrote that big piece with
(19:29):
Shans Sharania and Sam Amok about LebronJames and the Lakers. You better get
your propaganda hat on that. Youbetter get ready. You better get ready
for Kaiser Wilhelm to stop you outwith that good propaganda. I am ready
for television death. That is whatI'm ready. You've better not let it
distract from my big story here.I've got a big story. I won't
I've got a big story. Let'sgive away a pair of tickets right now
(19:52):
eight six six n night seven twofive. I have you already ruined it
by going so late watching your stupidshow. You want to go to the
greatest roast of all time, TomBrady Roastmaster Jeff Ross live on Netflix from
the ky Forum Sunday for the Netflixis a joke fest. Tickets are moving
fast. Gets yours before it's toolate, or caller ten eight six six
(20:14):
nine eight seven two five seventy yearheaded air. All right, I'll clip
you out, I will look youout. This is the flip top story
of the day. You know,Matt. We had the issue Tuesday at
the chase field with the bees andthe attractive bee keeper and Rogan and Rodney
and fully functional employee at him,who's like acting like aloof a h in
(20:38):
the next room. I just sawhim. Oh really cut the guys some
slow like, hey, how's yourremote? Slave? I was like,
how is your remote? He's likea lot of people showed up for Keika,
easy on him. Come on,jeez, how about hello? He
said hello? Looks like there wasa hello anyway. Ro just celebrated a
(20:59):
birthday for God's got him from slack. Rogan, Rodney, Neverett, everybody's
be expertise, all the b punsand even Matt chiming in with a fun
fact about how many bees pollinating flowersit takes to make an ounce of honey.
Might be more where that this isit for the best man. We
can't do anymore after no more bees. Kate's even tried to say, oh,
behave like Austin powers. That adone very embarrassing. So one more
(21:25):
be story Matt that I did see. Oh now you won in B four,
we send the B story be low. By the way, did you
see the tops made a baseball cardfor Mike Hilton? The beast Pasially,
I did see that you have manysold seventy million close seventeen thousand sold out.
So one bee story Matt last weekin North Carolina, toddler was complaining
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to her mother in her bedroom thatthere was a monster in the room,
and the mom's like, hey,shut up, here, here's a spray
bottle. Shoot it at the wall. When you hear the monster. And
the kids standing there all night shootinga spray bottle of the wall, they
saw some bees flying around the chimneyand they realized and discovered that there was
a hive of sixty thousand honey beesin the wall to the toddler's room.
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They got a thermal camera and itwould lighten up like Christmas. They said,
you would think the family would hearthe buzzing of a hive of sixty
thousand bees on the wall. Formore bee knowledge, they say it took
eight months to grow the colony andit weighed about one hundred pounds when they
removed it. They said it wasFlorida ceiling and insurance, for those of
(22:34):
you wondering, does not cover thedamage. Insurance doesn't cover a damn thing
these days. So I have tosay well, it's important to buy it.
Then I have to sanatory. Ibelieve that's the last Beet story of
the week. I wouldn't count onit, believe it. It's a slow
(22:56):
news day and we're all waiting forLebron to fin. Darvin Ham, we're
gonna talk to Jovan Ba. Aredoing with the Bees? No, yeah,
we're done with the Bees. ButI got another story and this is
even better. Matt Kate, We'redone with the Bees. I'm sorry,
I'm done with the Bees now.Regarding the regarding the Clippers blowout last night
(23:22):
and the mortal battle they're in withthe MAVs, I realize that. Uh,
we talked to Don McClain about italready. I'm sure you'll have something
to say about it. Matt andthree Things Thursday. James is fat,
Yes, thank you, welcome.I saw Clipper Daryl, a longtime Clipper
hypeman and auto detailor and painter.I saw him driving down Hawthorne Boulevard and
Torrents the other day. We madeno eye contact and had no interaction,
(23:47):
but it's hard to miss Clipper Darrelin his Clipper car. Literally like seeing
Batman. You know, It's likeif you're in cop and Gotham and you're
like, oh, you're in fora show, kid, there's a batman.
You know. It's very, verysimilar to that. We've been so
critical of Clipper Daryl since Matt youknow, alluded to he was over zealously
punched into the trash by an AEGsecurity guard at Crypto, and instead of
(24:10):
calling Sweet James at eight hundred ninemillion, he allowed appeasement through what looked
to be a preschool party in thebowels of the arena and some court side
seats to a middling Clipper games andcelebrity guests. Who was it Tarrel Lewens?
Yes, anyway, welcome to myparty, Taryl. Did you bring
(24:33):
me a gift? No Ah,Here's a plastic share, a plastic sham
bade flute. Here, here's tulipglass. Apparently Matt in the throes of
Clipper despair, I was sent thisthis morning. Clipper Daryl posted this on
x and please Matt show some respectuntil I'm finished. Can I have the
(24:56):
organ police and I will read fromClipper Darryl's tweet this morning. Bow your
head and close your eyes. DearLord Jesus, we come to you today
asking can you please heal co Whi'sknee to your satisfaction, and the pain
(25:17):
leaves the knee and we bind Satanfrom the knee in the name of Jesus.
Amen. Amen, not done,Matt, I ask for respect.
That says hashtags when you say amen, Amen. But that's not the end
of the tweet. Hashtag, let'sgo hashtag fan truth, hashtag Clipper Daryl
(25:41):
cares. Hashtag from a fan's pointof view, lot of hashtags, but
they say that's how you get traction. Yeah, hashtags, let's go fan
truth, Clipper Daryl Cares, Andfrom a fan's point of view, those
are the Clipper Daryl hashtags. I'mrooting for Daryl and the Clippers wholeheartedly.
Leave the organ going to be waitingfor a miracle, Well leave you need
(26:03):
there was. There was a miraclelast night, Matt that you might have
missed last night at the Clipper game. Floyd Money Mayweather shares a nickname with
my radio partner. Floyd a hugeClipper fan much like Billy Crystal, and
was seen on his way to thegame leaving the La Ritz walking across the
(26:26):
street headed to the game. Andwhat happens when you do that headed south,
he was approached by three no lessthan three hobos, three homeless men.
Floyd produced a backpack and gave eachguy ten thousand dollars. Whoa.
(26:48):
The men did not want to showtheir faces. They did not want to
be photographed for fear of being robbed, beaten and killed on the street.
Understandable, But they said they weregoing to find a motel. Did not
mention the huge satchel of cocaine thatthey were going to buy and the thirty
hookers that they were going to employfrom one hundred cheekas right down the street.
(27:10):
But nevertheless, miracles last night.Matt Clipper Darrel praying this morning for
Satan to be binded from Kawhi's knee. Floyd Mayweather handed out stacks of ten
yards to every single hobo he comesacross. And some kids are selling candy
and Floyd gave them five hundred dollars. Did any of the hoboes take the
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ten thousand dollars and make a call? No to fifty they use they're not
friends anymore. They did not useit as a phone. The Clippers lost,
but those guys won, Yeah,they did. The Clippers will try
not to get closed down in Dallas, Texas tomorrow in the big Hat.
Probably gonna be hard for Floyd tomake that walk ever again. You think
(27:55):
other hoboes will line up for tenthousand I think other people will line up
looking like for ten thousand bucks.You got some blow, you got some
crack, boy, I'll suck youwell. There you go, Matt,
some positive stories. I was engagedthe bee, the wonded, I interacted
the prayer, and with my righteye I saw Lindsay get trucked on a
(28:21):
sidewalk by someone who kept on runningtried to knock her out. That was
our first bit of violence, washer stepping out of the restaurant, being
knocked to the ground, and herfiance rescuing her. Now, look at
this not the story ending I wanted. I wanted three bowlowed hobos. Right,
Mayweather's not going to beat up thosehoboes. We'll be right back with
(28:44):
more great sports talk. Where arewe at in the Lifetime movie, mat
I have shirked my duties and payingattention. I don't know, but it
looks like with four minutes left,a piece of cake has been served to
Lindsay and she spit it out immediatelyand now there was a show down in
the garage. Oh, there sheis getting trucked. Now she looks like
Antifad And now she's got a baseballbat in the garage. It's the the
(29:08):
final show. This is the finalshowdown. This is it? Should we
turn it on? Yeah, let'slet's spot it up. Okay. You
can say what you will about mymother. But she was a woman of
her word. I think she livedin hope that one day he would come
back to her. Oh the dad, Dan Yet, did you kill her
(29:30):
too? No? I would never, but you would kill mine. She
was so healthy and full of life. I would have been an old woman
by the time she finally croaked.Why because you had the life I deserved.
You had everything. See this ishow women are. Our lives too.
Yeah, see, do you getit. I don't want to share
this with you. This is liketalking to their students I should have had.
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You'll never get away with this,Yes I will, because no one
will ever find you can't be serious. That's how I would say it.
I will have your gilded life.Gilded life one realizes you up and left
everyone, I will have to You'reinsane. They're gonna come looking for me.
They're not gonna believe that I justleft. They will once I tell
(30:19):
them you didn't want this life anymore. You're gonna kill her with a bat
It was a weak swing too.She locked her in the garage. I
see better swings from Chris Taylor.Oh ha ha. She's chasing her with
the bat mat. She didn't looklike she could kill a raccoon with that.
(30:41):
No, the way she's holding it, you need Why are there so
many locked? Where are you goingjump out the window? It's right there.
She's gonna hide where Matt. Igot a lot of drugs in here?
Like, isn't this one we're supposedto end in two minutes? How
(31:02):
are we supposed to do this?Right? Should I read a few texts
to get to the next thing.Let's read a couple of texts and then
we'll get to the next thing.The secret text. That's a fine brought
to you by your so called Toyotadealers. We make it easy. I
was at a friend's party and therewas a bee rescuer. She caught me
killing a bee that was about tosting my kids. She did not look
(31:25):
happy. If you man true story, all right? The fiance has now
shown up at the cabin in thewoods. Turn it out, she's gonna
kill the fiance. Why is thefiance scared of her? This smelt girl.
Put it down and we can talk. Charger. Put the bat down.
You had to ruin everything. Let'sjust take the bat from this behind.
(31:51):
Oh no, they're all grounder.That's okay, it's all right.
We'll make sure you get hold ofhelp you need. Oh good, all
right. I was supposed to killyour daughter and her fiance. I was
going to kill her and hide her, and then I was gonna have the
fiancee, and you're gonna be mydad again. And now the cops are
(32:14):
taking her away, black and white, driving her away. See. I
told you, gosh, it'd endit fast. I never should have doubted.
You couldn't have known. Can youhome now? Just leave my dad
standing here on the porch. Iwrapped that up fast, like crazy fast,
(32:37):
in the last two days. Thewoman's in it in one month later,
and here's the wedding and she andit's her gilded life. I will
have your gilded life, beautiful.One month later. Let's make sure you
get the fifteen second one month later, and to let everybody know they got
(32:57):
married. This tech says we cando this, and he can do this.
Yeah, we could, we canwrite that. I have confidence.
Yes, Yes, any Derby Newsthis week. We will have Michelle you
tomorrow. Yes, and we'll havean F one report tomorrow too, and
we'll have bourbon. We'll have menJulips tomorrow. Oh, you'll be responsible
for making your own I might.I'll go get the old crow. I
(33:22):
need the old crow. I'm wantto gargle that old crow like I always
do. Make you gargle those pollspee. I'm listening to you guys when
I'm at work, and you guyswatch lifetime movies when you're at work.
I'm reconsidering my life choices. That'sfair, sir. Yes, it's just
(33:42):
research. We're doing research. We'renot going to be watching lifetime movies for
law. We're going to be writingthem and selling them. Yeah, this
is better than somebody pointed out,like the Hallmark movies. It's like a
small misunderstanding and then they figure itout. This is real life death.
Sit your your evil sisters trying tokill you. And there's a lot of
pregnant I noticed that when I wentto the website yeah, there are like
(34:06):
seven to eight films that have todeal with pregnant women because women women get
pregnant, right. I know howmuch you like pregnant women, So we
could write a script revolving around pregnantfat women. You know. I just
like a zoftic body type mat duAnd we'll be back with the Three Things
Thursday. This is my kind ofmovie, you wan boja with some Lebron
(34:29):
propaganda. I got a Lebron storyfor you. What we're on all the
way till seven. Everybody else can'tjust having a fut Lebron ho. We're coming up
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