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Fight We'll fight you down as wefight down war and crime, Dodgers Marlins
again tomorrow will be on from threeto six again tomorrow, but right now
it's time for the final hour.Fun Fast. Is this the first place?
It's fun in effect, it's theYeah, We're three fun facts.
Fun facts. Your finger's prune whensoaked, not because they've absorbed the water
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or the water has washed away theoil, but because of an evolutionary trait
directed by your brain to enhance thegrip of your fingers underwater like a frogman.
Like a frogman. So you're sayingpedro lima when he's under there frogman.
Working with Mike Nelson as an assistant, you get that prune in.
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So if you get into a littlefisticuff and he's careful, you know he's
being careful. And that's and that'swhy he's good. Because this time I
couldn't take the tough sized, carefulnot to let job was done. Instead,
I gave him some of my hairand prayed that it would stall off
the effects of oxygen poison for afew times. It's not. I don't
know if Pete managed to keep going, but he did. He's prone out
excuse the world equipment. He's allpruned up, man. He stayed on
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a job. Humble. A lotof man just get improved, all proved
up with that good Grip's right,all right, it's cyber quick hits,
some TMS quick hits. Go makeit quick, y'all. Oh yeah.
The Dodgers are twenty three and thirteen. They've won four in a row.
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They're hot eleven of their last thirteen. They host the Barlence Tonight Lawyers Lawyers,
Walker the Boiler. Buehler is onthe mound, his first start since
June twenty, twenty two, sixhundred and ninety six days between starts Bueler.
Here's Dave Roberts a few days agotalking about Buehler making his return to
the mound and what he expects.I don't think anyone knows. I think
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for me, the expectations are temperedin the sense of it's his first start
in so and so long. SoI think I just I'm just happy to
see him out there. I thinkwe feel good about it. We've checked
all the boxes and just go outthere and compete, and there's gonna be
some nerves, some adrenaline, someemotion, but outside of that, just
b walker and try to get asmany outs as he can to help us
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win the ball game. You'll goback up on the hill, good luck.
He's like, what am I?What are my instruction, Skipp,
You're going back up on the hill, okay? And then what we don't
care you were just back up onHappy to see you back out there.
No expect you go back up onthe hill. You know, mix up
the pitchers or you go back upon the hill. Don't worry about sequences.
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Hey, you get sheld in thefirst we won't be the least bit
suprised. Just we're just happy thatwe're happy. I mean, yeah,
what what did I do all thoserehab starts for you? Go back up
on the hill. I'm gonna goup there and get my boobs. Hill
show Todi has been ripping people's boobs. Named National League Player of the Week
and he didn't even play in thefield. He hit f five twenty four
with three home runs and seven ribbieslast week. Way to go show him,
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man wow, man freaked up.Oh yo, Tawny saw, oh
tawny saw thirty per minute. Yeah, shn Tony. So the Lakers looked
across the club at Jason Kidd andplease stop doing that. The Lakers looked
across the club at Jason Kidd,and then Jason Kidd's man, Mark Cuban
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came over and cuffed him up andwalked him out of the club and threw
him in the back of him Clarenand drove him home. Remember us,
Jason, you remember said when yousaid we were the best sex you've ever
had. Don't you remember that whenyou were an assistant on Frank's staff,
Remember, don't you remember Clippers presidentof basketball ops Lawrence Frank talked to the
media earlier on My Friend Larry Needlessto say, Larry Frank, who recently
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joined the show, dear friend ofthe show, said that the team is
quite disappointed about losing in the firstround. Just disappoint frustrated, frustrated for
them, frustrated for our fans,frustrated for Steve, frustrated, you know,
for Kawhi. But we own it. There's no excuses. The goal
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is to be the last team standingin June, and obviously we were two
wins. You gotta get sixteen,so there's a lot of work to be
done. Having said that, Ihaven't st that here. Last year at
this time we starting and respecting theregular season, we did that. Here
come some excuses. Look at Paulplayed seventy four games, James played seventy
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two, Quiet played sixty eight.We won fifty one games, We won
the division, we had home courtadvantage for two and a half months.
We played like the best team inthe league. We were twenty six to
five. And for the ensuing youknow, the next six weeks we were
five hundred team, so we're ablend of both team. So sounds like
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not necessarily excuses, but here's whathappened. I'm gonna pat ourselves on the
back for some of the great thingsthat happened, even though we got bounce
in the first round of the playoffs. For the thirty second of year,
the Chargers made it official today.Wait a minute, Oh, I'm sorry,
Lawrence Frank was sorry. We gotto know if the old guys are
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coming down. Lawrence Frank was askedabout resigning Paul George and James Harden at
the same time getting the roster betteroverall. Can they do both? We're
gonna have to identify, you know, really really good players on the margins,
guys that that will play. Ihate to use the word minimum because
in relative terms, it's a lota lot of money. The We'll look
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at any opportunities in the draft,uh, any opportunities via trade. Well,
so it's fair to say that youand Steve did want the quarterback the
Stars. The kaisabviously coming back withJames and Paul too. Yeah, that
that's our intent. We want toretain those guys. We're hopeful we can,
but also understand and respect the factthat the free agents. You know,
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Paul is the decision with his option, James will be an unrestricted free
agent. Uh so our intent isto bring him back, but also realize
that you know their elite players andthey'll have they'll have choices. This is
hard to talk about Paul potentially gettingthe mats from other teams. Is there
a limit for you to as asfar as how good car you should go?
As far as paying, Yeah,I mean I obviously wouldn't discuss that,
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discuss that now. I mean Ithink that we want Paul, We
value Paul the Paul's done some tremendousthings here. He's an elite player,
and our biggest thing is we wealways want to be able to treat players
well and pay them fairly, andwe also have to build out a team,
especially this is a new CBA.And but in terms of the exact
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money, I would never go intodetails other than we've had lard spreaking conversations
over the course of years, showand hopeful that we can get them to
remain a Clipper, all right,I mean, geez, Paul and James
coming back. Yes, our ownersworth seventy billion dollars. What the hell
else is he going to spend themoney on besides a middling in the postseason
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team full of old, washed upguys that get hurt every year. I'll
tell you what extra toilet that's right, the most journals in the history of
the world, that's what they have. The look forward to matt up the
new stadium, taking a whiz.Another great playoff performance by the Clips.
Where we a failure on the court? Yes? Will you ever wait to
take a whiz in our arena?No, you can come back and see
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our failures and to us that's awin. The Chargers made it official today,
signing wide receiver DJ Chark gu DoargersChark the Shark free agent deal.
Six seasons in the NFL. He'sgot two hundred and twelve receptions and three
thousand yards pretty impressive Dodgers twenty threetouchdowns and he's very fast. They need
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fast. They have not had fastin the last few years. No,
they've had big guys, yes,but this is a guy, as all
the football types like to say,can really blow the top off of your
defense. Let me tell you something. You put Shark out there, and
Lad McConkey is gonna eat. Oh, you gotta get all this stuff underneath,
and then like a Pringles bottle,he's gonna bump the top. A
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Raiders signed former Charger wide receiver JalenGiton on Telasco's Guys. Five seasons with
the Chargers the Silver and Black areaswhen he had to play, he played
played pretty well, seventy one catchesfor one yards and seven touchdowns. He
also is fast. You know whathe can do. What's gonna happen.
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You put Diana out there and nowTavant Davante's gonna go under. He's gonna
eat. He's gonna eat. Heis gonna eat. Brock Bowers, Oh,
he's gonna eat. He's gonna feast, and his tattooed legging sister is
gonna love it. UCLA has pickedup a commitment from a four star quarterback
to Marcius Davis. Huh, DemarciusDavis, damar Ricus Davis, da Americus,
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Damericus. I want to live indAmerica, exact America named after America.
Uh that Caleb de Bor left inAlabama, took out to go to
Alabama. He immediately entered the portalthat he pulled out and participated in their
spring practice and then he said,oh, I can't beat out this guy.
That transfer fro Mississippi State Portal forme, So back into the portal
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again. Headlong. Americus Davis wasthe number seventeen overall quarterback prospect out of
Atawanda High Let's go right. Probablyrecruited by UCLA back in the day and
chose to go play with klein Aboor. Maybe even recruited by Deshaun Foster.
Indeed, I want to live intoMarya, everything free, into Merriica.
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You won't see me into mary Car. That's his walk up song. Plays
baseball as well. It's from theIt's from U. I believe the sound
of music. No West Side Story, thank you at l Weiss. No,
No, that's sound of music.Yeah, Mystic Dan won the Kentucky
Derby on Sunday very well. Mightnot run the next leg of the Triple
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Crown the Preakness crap. Well,they're just gonna go spread that spur.
Let's go get a bunch of moneyfor the Spurst crap. Go for the
Triple Croud, you bitch. Tammcpete, who is the trainer, says
he has committed going to Baltimore torace May eighteenth, after the horse seemed
a little off after Sunday's victory.Uh, maybe you should have juiced him
up so hard, right, youwant to win the derby. No need
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to take any chances with a coltwho's breeding value jumped exponentially. Gotta spread
out sperms. H see some ofthe some of the irritation around the Nazi
drawl. It looks like you stucka tube in that nostril there and shut
him up. It's the wet air, it's the moist air of Louisville.
So we're just gonna go ahead andshit this one out and spread some sperm.
All right, Well, we enjoyedit, Okay, but if I
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can't say, Jack, reach around. You're gonna talk about the horse sperm
being spread everywhere. It's part ofit's part of horse racing. Okay.
Hey, you know what are you? We're a show. You don't do
the safety that I do. That'sright. You don't know. You're not
allowed to say these things because you'rethe face and voice of equine safe.
Oh. I used to line themup, dude, for the breeding.
I used to line them up rightthere in the stall I'm the man who
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wears the long glove, the longglove of insemination, the mere horse.
I will pleasure you with my longglove. I am elbow deep in this
mare. We'll be back, man. We got some minor sports stories.
I got a pro football story foryou. Oh, you're gonna love it.
It's all about the roast, Petro, some money, AM five seventy
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LA Sports Live everywhere on the iHeartRadioappens of Modello Meet you a lot of
Monday. It is not to meetyou a lot of it. It's not
made with Modello or award for thosewith the fighting spirit Modello the mark of
a fighter. Dodgers got three withthe Marlins to finish off this home stand.
They will have a day off onThursday and then hit the road for
the NL West, taking on thePadres, followed by the Giants and this
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incredibly successful stretch of baseball, includingabsolutely dominant MVP play by Shohil Tany Tim
Kates will have all of that highlights, a look forward, a look back,
and feel really good about where theDodgers are at coming up at six
pm. All right, man,we have a few stories for minor sports
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stories and great sports sports stories forGreat Sports Talk. Well, Matt,
like we discussed, was that right, Yeah, like we discussed in the
first hour of the show. Lebron'sgot to lay low right now. He
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can have the Wine Connoisseur article comeout, but he's gotta lay low right
now. What was that called Lapalette lay levin nerve. He's he's got
to lay low because he got anothercoach fired. So you get another coach
fired, you gotta lay low.You'll get the water for you. You
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got Will baughn and stuff shooting gunsat you. You can't stick your head
out of the bugs bunny hole becauseit might clip off some of your velcrow
hair and we appreciate it. That'sright. So right now Lebron is laying
low. But soon, and Imean soon, he's gonna pop in his
head out like groundhog Day and getsome more attention Before this Nuggets Tea Wolve
series goes back to Minnesota. Lebron'sgonna do something. He'll do it.
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He'll let his minions and his bootliquors and his sick of fans do theirs
right now, or it'll be somethingand then he'll come up right. So
that's I believe you guys, lay, I believe that to be the point.
I'll come close it out. Andwe discussed that earlier, Matt.
But another attention hound who is alittle bit more palatable, I guess,
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but not to some NFL types,is one of your old favorites, Matt.
JJ Watt, who said the otherday at his charity event that he
might play again a year after retirementand working with a late nineties wet look
on his hair on CBS all yearhe worked, I thought he did.
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Okay, yeah, he got thejob done, and now he said he's
willing to play for the Resurgents.Went asked at his Chariot event over the
weekend about a possible return, kindof a Jason Witten style return to the
Texans, And of course he's justanswering a question. And the question is,
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JJ, was so as great asyou are and how great you are,
and how much you mean to theTexans. You are so special,
and with the Texans being so greatnow and the greatness of you and the
greatness of them, greatness meets greatnessand the greatness of C. J.
Stroud and your great need for attention, what do you say, thanks for
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the question and here was his answer, Matt, and I'm a very fortunate,
lucky man. I got a beautifulwife, I got a beautiful son,
had twelve great years in this league, and I'm very thankful to have
walked away healthy and playing great.I mean, I told Demiko last year,
I said, don't call unless youabsolutely need it, but if you
ever do call, I'll be there. Don't call, not to call unless
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he absolutely needs it. This isthe last year I'll tell him that because
I'm not going to keep training.I've been trained, but still looking.
You know, is that if heever truly does need it, I'll be
there for him. But I don'tanticipate that happened. And they got a
very good crew. But if butyeah, but if that very good crew
doesn't turn out to be very good, don't call me unless you really need
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me. But if you really needme, you can call and I'll be
ready. Absolutely, I JJ wattam here for you and very much,
Matt. I hate to say justthe first thing that came to my head
was an SNL skit with Kristin Wigwhere she says over and over again at
a party where no one wants herto sing, don't make me sing.
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Oh, I know, why don'twe have some music? Yes, I've
heard your piano is quite good.No, no, no, no,
I couldn't do William, he's wonderful. Oh I've seen him play at the
Tom Tom Supper Club. Oh please, William, please play. I don't
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know. Don't make me sing ifeveryone is dying, don't make me sing?
All right? I guess I couldblame one song and lia may I
I can sing one. I guessyes, I can. Don't make me
sing. No one watching to sing? Jaj play if you'd rather, well,
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I don't have a choice. They'remaking me sing. Well, look
at all these hands that got hurt. Man. Sure you want to make
me sing? Everybody? Sure?I got to come out of returning.
I guess I have to now,right, I have to look making me
sing? William? Do you knowRhapsody in Blue? You mean Bill Bailey?
I know the words to Bill Bailey? You mean the Texans I could
playing? Well, actually I knowthem both. Don't make me sing Bill
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Bailly. They don't have to haveno choice. I have no choice Bill
Bailey from the top. Now it'stime for wat to play. Are you
going to sing? Are you gonnaare you gonna miss when I was supposed
to come in. That's okay,I'm singing here. This is the intro.
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It's not oh I know one twosix, keep I don't know when
to come in. No, itdon't make me sing and want to I
missed it. Don't make him sing. Everybody leave him at CBS in a
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tight suit. By the way,he could have a tight suit contest with
Nate burleson every week you fire Boomerand Phil Simms and yeah I are Matt
Ryan. Hey, these guys arejust they're a little too you know,
a little too stiff, little tooWe kind of just need to, you
know, kind of loosen the showup a little bit, to be honest.
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I mean, I you know,uh, when I first started working
in sports television, somebody told me, you know, the CBS, there's
a lot of stuff shirts and they'repretty stiff. And usually that's the type
of guys they hire. And Foxis a real loose and they got a
bunch of crazy people and that's usuallysay all are those guys, and they
go, what you fired that guy? Whytch you fire him? I was
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too stiff? Uh, you firedthat guy? Watch a fire him?
Guy was crazy. Well, pleaseto me, Ca, please don't make
jj Watt saying we need him tobe stiff. CBS needs me. I
had to replace Boomer and Phil Simmonswith Matt Ryan. J Watt and Matt
Ryan had to get on this desksave they're really loosen it up. Same
buddy, I don't agree with youropinion. All right, Matt, I
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have another story, a minor sportsstories or great sports talk. I venture,
yes, Matt, hell of anAtari game. Today. I left
work a little bit early and Iwanted. I was thinking of having an
adventure. And because I had time, I said, you know what I'm
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going to do today, I said, I am going to go back.
Does it deserve a celebration? Yeah, I said, I'm going back to
the Commissary. The Commissary was ahipster and is a hipster coffee place.
Is it still it hasn't caught ontothe mainstream. A hipster coffee place that
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replaced a Peruvian restaurant that David Assayliked. We frequented it a bit.
What was it called Chose Chosen mom. We frequented it a little bit when
it opened up. It is verygood. It takes a look quite quite
some time. We'll take about sevenminutes, no problem, it's worth it,
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you know. And with the politicalclimate, I mean, we were
commissary folks before COVID tore everybody apart, before George Floyd, before now the
kids pooping in the university quads.I mean, they judged our straight laced
demeanor back then in twenty eight likea mother effort. We of course have
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a couple of very famous incidents.I burned the roof of my I'm talking
about myself, not Matt, butMatt enjoys there I do. I mean,
we like you enjoy to bring theseup. We've celebrated these moments in
the history of PMS. I burnedthe roof of my mouth badly once,
very badly, on a very hotfront cheet sandwich, which is their specialty.
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And also I was once so sofelt so judged by the hipsters that
I left the sandwich once on theroof of my car and it slid off,
and I just drove away, andI knew immediately that it slid off,
but I could not face it,could not walk the ten steps back.
I couldn't face it was it wasnot about the sandwich. It was
about facing the beat, right,it's about the reckoning the strangers that you
like about thee again, could notdo it, not in that moment,
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Mattow. And you had waited twentyminutes for that sand maybe twenty five.
Yeah, very disappointing way to comeinto work tell you that right now,
Well, they have to slaughter thechicken first. Yeah, he has cats.
How much is that cage free,sound free, gluten free, dairy
free, well metology free chicken sandwichnow? Because it was expensive back then,
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yeah, it was the hell ischeap anymore anyway, no matter where
you go. Yeah, Carls juniorbrother Cheez. I invited a guy over
the other night. I was like, hey, come on by. He's
like he was drunk, and he'slike, I just ordered eighty dollars worth
of taco on tor Di. Soanyway, matt I was like, I
got the free piece combo. Isaid, I'm gonna go up. I'm
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going to go up to the that'sa good boozler joke. I said that
I had three dollars, two beers, and a hot bozler. We got
to cut up that boozler monologue.So anyway, matt I was driving up
and I'm like, okay, Igot time. Matt said, he's going
to be a little late. I'mgoing to the commissary. So I'm rolling
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up and already a set back.I realized trying driving a smaller truck.
Now I'm running out of gas.Oh, so I got out. I
got I was on Deep Kevin FiguresTown, Vermont and Rose. I was
really in it. I was soLes, which is casino area, was
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discussing over there and Vermont and Rosecrans, Matt, that's where you're, you
know, Hustler casinos and all those. And I was putting gas in the
car and I saw this big billboardand it was for the Hustler Casino and
it had a dude and it waslike a dude in sunglasses, and it
had his name and it said Johnnydee gafft every Friday. It was like,
who the hell is Johnny de gout Man. Summer tour stops coming
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up, let's go. It's likeJohnny de gas Johnny de gaff So then
I got back in the car andI'm headed to the commissary right Matt,
straight on till morning, still onscheduled. I got in the lot.
It's a tough lot to navigate anda very few spots, and I freaked,
Oh anxiety, I freaked again,panic attacked. There was all the
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people trying to go to the Chickfil A. And then and I made
the often made much harder, theoften great sports talk, made error great
sports talk. I made the errorin thinking that just because we haven't gone
to the Commissary, that other peopledon't frequent it and hang out there all
the time. And it's like asuper hipster young people spot. And I
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was just like, oh god,this is this is a circus. And
it was still packed with young hipster. It was packed with young hipsters.
There was nowhere to park. TheChick fil A was teeming like Porta Prince
Haiti, the train station or somethinglike. I for those spots, Matt.
So you took it, Matt,I told it. Walked. Oh,
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I drove away. You went tothe Wiener Schnitzel, where there's always
ample parking and no line, thoughtabout it, thought about it. They
do to sell beer at that winners. I'm gonna take the five for six
dollars please. I headed over tothe Whole Food It's like a bitch,
that's a real bitch move, Andhow much of a bitch did I feel
like? I pull up next toa woman in a VW, like a
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hot young chick, and she's onthe phone, yapping at her boyfriend and
she's holding her little dog. AndI go in and I get my salad
or whatever, and I come backand she's still talking to her boyfriend in
the seat holding a little dog.And I see the boyfriend's picture on her
screen and he looks like a dude, like ooh, and it's this Trevor
with a heart, and I'm like, poor Trevor, he's just wearing it
right now. He's nowhere near touchingthose boobs and he's just wearing it on
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the phone. And you're wearing ittoo, I warn it the whole foe.
You're wearing it with your salad twelvebucks. Well, I was gonna
get a sandwich, Matt, butthe sandwich pitch, the sandwich had like
seven people in line, and nowI'm late and my homie had to run
across three lanes. You know.So just an epic failure this week,
though, I'm going to try todo it this week. I'm going to
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face the commissary day to go maybeI think maybe Thursday or Friday. Thursday
is a show. Well, Thursday, I have lunch in Newport, Okay,
you know me. I like toget down there at least once a
week, like to spread your wings. So a real adventure, man.
I tried. I thought I wasgonna be like, I'm gonna report to
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Matt and Tim about the state ofthe Commissary the sack. And couldn't find
a parking spot. Couldn't find aparking spot, intimidated by all the hipsters.
A spot opened up as I wasleaving, and I got scared of
the hipsters and I just drove away. So well, tomorrow, maybe tomorrow's
a new day. Leave an hourearly. But I left early today.
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What I pulled up their menu becauseyou could order online now and pick up
at the front counter. Well thatchanges everything. Yep. That commissary fried
chicken sandwich with the jalapeno slaw,very popular, honey mustard on a roll,
free range chicken. Fifteen bucks now, okay, not bad. It
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used to be twelve seventy five orsomething like that. Maybe bought the same
as like a Dell double burrito.Yeah, if it was like twenty two
bucks, I'd be like, okay, which we have one of those spots
in town. I'd rather not nameit, but fish tacos are twenty six
dollars. It's like it's it's fishtacos. I mean, it's fish tacos.
It's not it's not a piece ofmahi mahi or something. It's fish
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tacos twenty six dollars, fifteen bucks. I'll tell you what, Kate's It's
freaking bargain. That's a bargain.I'm all artists in chicken sandwich with halapenions.
I'm gonna go, and I'm gonnareport. I'm gonna report. Can
you get me a coffee when yougo? I think I will like a
pull over? Please? Heay.I already had my coffee today too,
so if I needed my coffee,Matt, I would have been ready to
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fight the fight. Now here's whatyou do. You order it online,
you park the car, you gointo where do I park? Where wayner
Schmitzel. They're not gonna tell you, you know, why not the hot
corner there, Matt. That's whatI mean. Monsey knows all about it.
And you go in to pick upthe sandwich with your Starbucks cup in
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hand. It's just a hey,hey hipsters, huh, look at this
guy. Look at this guy.Your sandwich is good enough for me,
but your coffee's not exactly right.And if anybody says anything, you're over
pain for average coffee. I comefor the chicken. I was there once
and there was some lady who waslike she had to be touched, and
(29:30):
she was just like, Eric,got where do you get this coffee?
It's the best coffee I've ever hadin a lie. I was like,
all right, it's not that goodlady. All right, We'll be back.
Like at Lebron's palette, dead alife guy birth the other day,
Lebron is like a finely curved gervertsdemeanor. Bo oh, it's beautiful.
We'll be back with more PMS AMfive seventy LA Sports your home of It.
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Thank you for listening, everybody.It's an I'm a Horse Monday,
the Petros and Money Show, gallopingtoward the finish. Same time tomorrow three
to six normal Petros and Money Baseballhours. We are your Homa show.
Altani and the Dodgers Tim kaits withthe venerable Marongo Casino Dodgers on deck.
It is time for the dead guybirthday of the day going through today May
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sixth. A lot of dead guysthat I recall doing that have been done,
like famous people are dead that wereborn on May sixth. Orson Wells,
oh, very huge star. Theysaid he killed the Black Dollia,
but he didn't did not. WasMan Ray now one of Hollywood's largest superstars
in the history of cinema. OrsonWelles not as famous to shore the famous
(30:49):
for our show because he ran thedeli in the front door and was like
a true concierge of concierge. AndI remember that of New York. Rudolph
Allen Tino also been celebrated here.Rudy to us today, we take somebody
different because we are You're a lightpiano chow rock, and we are Your
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variety is the spice of live shows. But we do love a light piano.
We do. Quote of the pianoCarmen Cavallero, light piano performer of
Perfection, born in the Big Ten. Parents gave him a toy piano when
he was three and he started bangingout tunes and they freaked out. They
were like, oh, my god, kid's a prodigy. My god,
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my kid's a prodigy. Abs nineteenthirteen. He began studying classical piano at
four. By ten he was touringEurope, stopping in Damn near every capital
on the continent. By twenty hewas the featured soloist in al Cavlyn's orchestra,
which rotated between the Waldorf, theEssex House and the Billboar. I
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mean hybrah man, hybro very strong, Matt, and we are your highbrow
show. For somebody had to playthat piano before Bobby Shorts showed up.
It's right. Rudy Valley was ableto steal him for his big band thanks
to his national radio presence. That'sanother East Coast type in Cavalera, you
know, he played under those umbrellasuntil he realized, wait a minute,
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I'm the star, and he startedhis own game. Cavallero formed a five
piece in Saint Louis and it wasa big deal. It would eventually expand
to a fourteen piece orchestra. Pumpedout nearly twenty albums for Decca touring act
as well, and they would stickin some spots if they liked the city
and the city like them. TheMark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco was a
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favorite venue, as was the Chicago'sPalmer House. Oh ye, a very
strong and here in La Coconut Grove, oh right, which was a lot
of people don't know back in thattime. Ambassador Hotel adjacent so grow mid
Wilshire area. This one here putout there today, see what happens.
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Give it a go? Yeah,did running up the flag poles he ins.
Sukiyaki was a huge hit for him. Life Piano. Yeah, well
the real guy, you know,he died in that terrible plane crash.
The singer. It's a different topJapanese game. But his best selling single
was his rendition a pop version,and we love pop versions. Sweet Will
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you get that light piano record andthrow that on? I really like that
one? Can you give me apop version of that? When I got
a classical cup of that's chopin?Can I get a pop version? When
I come home from work and Imake a stiff drink, which would be
like a quadruple in most and rightbefore I start beating up my wife in
the fifties, I'd like to hearthat nice light piano put on a light
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piano which a give me some chopinpop? Stock. Cavallero's style and arrangements
fused classical piano and here comes thethe chopin pop version. When you think
of pop today, this is notthe pop of the nineteen forties. Hop
inner music was actually a good backin the day. Now it's just a
guy in auto tune. No no, no, me wrong. This would
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have a techno beat underneath it.Yeah, dad, we don't getting in
my bag, in my bag,on my bag, get in your bag.
He fused classical piano with Latin rhythms, tangos, jazz arrangements. Uh
for a sort of more modern ideaof what he was doing. To put
it in perspective, Liberachi's greatest influencewas Catalier and he was another light piano
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strough superstar man and he would stickat candlesticks, Square up your took us
well, he felt like it ifyou asked for it. I was a
songwriter as well, a big star, had his own TV show that he
hosted on NBC, starred in film, married twice three kids, died in
nineteen eighty nine and seventy six,got a star on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame just fairly west of Vine onHollywood and Boulevard Happy it would have been
one hundred eleven. The Carmen Cattleright by that old dirty Hollywood ranch market
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where all the dirty dirt and thebetter dirt was. It's a dirty spot,
Oh yes it is. It isa dirty dirty's not far from the
gower gulch dirties. All right,well get it. Let's get somewhere clean
man. Yes, some were cleanwhere people smile. And it's a different
world Australia for Australian News. Andthis also somebody knew for today. I
think we've been on the Airlina.Not a weekend, Okay, Matt.
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Today we celebrate Jana Riley from Melbourne, sixty three years old. Today.
She played the weird accident prone daughterKim Craig of caf in the very famous
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Caath and Kim, wildly popular Australiansitcom Okay, it's a fond songs,
This is their open TV film andfour broucous seasons, a feature and it
short lived American spinoff Free Night.Gina was also a Cracker comedian like our
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old friend Elaine Musler Cracker, andshe was on two gigantically popular assy sketch
comedy shows, Fast forward full frontal. Whoa another australiandy on TV over there?
You know? Wow, another bigAustralian show, Big Girls blouse a
(36:30):
big girl. Oh it does somethingstupid. She also does lots of theater,
including Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barberof Fleet Street. Bill Handle's favorite.
The feature film they made in twentytwelve, Kath and Kim Dorella,
which was panned by critics but stilla huge books Offully sixties. Is that
what the death caps on cat isabout? I believe it is. Yes,
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they're a huge Nobody loves Australian sitcomsmore than Northwestern Indie rock. The
connection has a made. She's marriedto a guy named Rick and they have
a kid who does like theater.But I thought you'd like to get a
little taste of Australian sitcoms of thenine year. We're gonna get it after
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watching Big Bang Theory all morning.Yeah, we watch a little Big Bang
Theory, but this is way better. Okay, Kath and Kim live.
What can I there for? Likea fifty K modem so I could talk
faster in the chat room? Carefor Kim, get crack pups and sleeves
balls, and chet rooms. He'sa really like, hey, using it?
I have what is it? Cornbag? Playing with fu? Kim?
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Can I have my modem? Please? Yeah? Get it Kim,
and don't forget the spouse of discountget now she's back to the house transition
typing it up hornbag. He gotmom here and like donate thous play sharing
there for tonight and watch that otherbetch for me? Are you sure,
(37:57):
missister? I love paint of CooladoRyan makes me go off on a hill's
freak and a briny What are youdoing? Kim? Look at this Sharon
Bank chat it up on the chatroom. Oh wow, get you into
the sacred adventures? Yeah, itlooks like funk. What have you done?
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Oh? Be done, Sharon onNy, you're right. Yes,
I'm gonna have to ring Brett now, God say God break and I lost
Wait didn't you hear me going ona bad drink to show? Right?
I can get into someone show betterthan the Big Bang theory. Watching these
(38:42):
guys talk about freaking just about everythingis here relativity losers talking to I don't
want to watch a couple of freakingAustralian convict. Look at that not Kate's
turned off Big Bang Theory. Ohyeah, that's a lot better Kate's Way
to Go, Way to Go SportsTV. Thanks. You know. We're
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Fight We'll fight you down as wefight down war and crime, Dodgers Marlins
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it's time for the final hour.Fun Fast. Is this the first place?
It's fun in effect, it's theYeah, We're three fun facts.
Fun facts. Your finger's prune whensoaked, not because they've absorbed the water
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or the water has washed away theoil, but because of an evolutionary trait
directed by your brain to enhance thegrip of your fingers underwater like a frogman.
Like a frogman. So you're sayingpedro lima when he's under there frogman.
Working with Mike Nelson as an assistant, you get that prune in.
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So if you get into a littlefisticuff and he's careful, you know he's
being careful. And that's and that'swhy he's good. Because this time I
couldn't take the tough sized, carefulnot to let job was done. Instead,
I gave him some of my hairand prayed that it would stall off
the effects of oxygen poison for afew times. It's not. I don't
know if Pete managed to keep going, but he did. He's prone out
excuse the world equipment. He's allpruned up, man. He stayed on
(02:59):
a job. Humble. A lotof man just get improved, all proved
up with that good Grip's right,all right, it's cyber quick hits,
some TMS quick hits. Go makeit quick, y'all. Oh yeah.
The Dodgers are twenty three and thirteen. They've won four in a row.
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They're hot eleven of their last thirteen. They host the Barlence Tonight Lawyers Lawyers,
Walker the Boiler. Buehler is onthe mound, his first start since
June twenty, twenty two, sixhundred and ninety six days between starts Bueler.
Here's Dave Roberts a few days agotalking about Buehler making his return to
the mound and what he expects.I don't think anyone knows. I think
(03:45):
for me, the expectations are temperedin the sense of it's his first start
in so and so long. SoI think I just I'm just happy to
see him out there. I thinkwe feel good about it. We've checked
all the boxes and just go outthere and compete, and there's gonna be
some nerves, some adrenaline, someemotion, but outside of that, just
b walker and try to get asmany outs as he can to help us
(04:08):
win the ball game. You'll goback up on the hill, good luck.
He's like, what am I?What are my instruction, Skipp,
You're going back up on the hill, okay? And then what we don't
care you were just back up onHappy to see you back out there.
No expect you go back up onthe hill. You know, mix up
the pitchers or you go back upon the hill. Don't worry about sequences.
(04:28):
Hey, you get sheld in thefirst we won't be the least bit
suprised. Just we're just happy thatwe're happy. I mean, yeah,
what what did I do all thoserehab starts for you? Go back up
on the hill. I'm gonna goup there and get my boobs. Hill
show Todi has been ripping people's boobs. Named National League Player of the Week
and he didn't even play in thefield. He hit f five twenty four
with three home runs and seven ribbieslast week. Way to go show him,
(04:51):
man wow, man freaked up.Oh yo, Tawny saw, oh
tawny saw thirty per minute. Yeah, shn Tony. So the Lakers looked
across the club at Jason Kidd andplease stop doing that. The Lakers looked
across the club at Jason Kidd,and then Jason Kidd's man, Mark Cuban
(05:12):
came over and cuffed him up andwalked him out of the club and threw
him in the back of him Clarenand drove him home. Remember us,
Jason, you remember said when yousaid we were the best sex you've ever
had. Don't you remember that whenyou were an assistant on Frank's staff,
Remember, don't you remember Clippers presidentof basketball ops Lawrence Frank talked to the
media earlier on My Friend Larry Needlessto say, Larry Frank, who recently
(05:33):
joined the show, dear friend ofthe show, said that the team is
quite disappointed about losing in the firstround. Just disappoint frustrated, frustrated for
them, frustrated for our fans,frustrated for Steve, frustrated, you know,
for Kawhi. But we own it. There's no excuses. The goal
(05:54):
is to be the last team standingin June, and obviously we were two
wins. You gotta get sixteen,so there's a lot of work to be
done. Having said that, Ihaven't st that here. Last year at
this time we starting and respecting theregular season, we did that. Here
come some excuses. Look at Paulplayed seventy four games, James played seventy
(06:17):
two, Quiet played sixty eight.We won fifty one games, We won
the division, we had home courtadvantage for two and a half months.
We played like the best team inthe league. We were twenty six to
five. And for the ensuing youknow, the next six weeks we were
five hundred team, so we're ablend of both team. So sounds like
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not necessarily excuses, but here's whathappened. I'm gonna pat ourselves on the
back for some of the great thingsthat happened, even though we got bounce
in the first round of the playoffs. For the thirty second of year,
the Chargers made it official today.Wait a minute, Oh, I'm sorry,
Lawrence Frank was sorry. We gotto know if the old guys are
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coming down. Lawrence Frank was askedabout resigning Paul George and James Harden at
the same time getting the roster betteroverall. Can they do both? We're
gonna have to identify, you know, really really good players on the margins,
guys that that will play. Ihate to use the word minimum because
in relative terms, it's a lota lot of money. The We'll look
(07:21):
at any opportunities in the draft,uh, any opportunities via trade. Well,
so it's fair to say that youand Steve did want the quarterback the
Stars. The kaisabviously coming back withJames and Paul too. Yeah, that
that's our intent. We want toretain those guys. We're hopeful we can,
but also understand and respect the factthat the free agents. You know,
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Paul is the decision with his option, James will be an unrestricted free
agent. Uh so our intent isto bring him back, but also realize
that you know their elite players andthey'll have they'll have choices. This is
hard to talk about Paul potentially gettingthe mats from other teams. Is there
a limit for you to as asfar as how good car you should go?
As far as paying, Yeah,I mean I obviously wouldn't discuss that,
(08:05):
discuss that now. I mean Ithink that we want Paul, We
value Paul the Paul's done some tremendousthings here. He's an elite player,
and our biggest thing is we wealways want to be able to treat players
well and pay them fairly, andwe also have to build out a team,
especially this is a new CBA.And but in terms of the exact
(08:28):
money, I would never go intodetails other than we've had lard spreaking conversations
over the course of years, showand hopeful that we can get them to
remain a Clipper, all right,I mean, geez, Paul and James
coming back. Yes, our ownersworth seventy billion dollars. What the hell
else is he going to spend themoney on besides a middling in the postseason
(08:48):
team full of old, washed upguys that get hurt every year. I'll
tell you what extra toilet that's right, the most journals in the history of
the world, that's what they have. The look forward to matt up the
new stadium, taking a whiz.Another great playoff performance by the Clips.
Where we a failure on the court? Yes? Will you ever wait to
take a whiz in our arena?No, you can come back and see
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our failures and to us that's awin. The Chargers made it official today,
signing wide receiver DJ Chark gu DoargersChark the Shark free agent deal.
Six seasons in the NFL. He'sgot two hundred and twelve receptions and three
thousand yards pretty impressive Dodgers twenty threetouchdowns and he's very fast. They need
(09:31):
fast. They have not had fastin the last few years. No,
they've had big guys, yes,but this is a guy, as all
the football types like to say,can really blow the top off of your
defense. Let me tell you something. You put Shark out there, and
Lad McConkey is gonna eat. Oh, you gotta get all this stuff underneath,
and then like a Pringles bottle,he's gonna bump the top. A
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Raiders signed former Charger wide receiver JalenGiton on Telasco's Guys. Five seasons with
the Chargers the Silver and Black areaswhen he had to play, he played
played pretty well, seventy one catchesfor one yards and seven touchdowns. He
also is fast. You know whathe can do. What's gonna happen.
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You put Diana out there and nowTavant Davante's gonna go under. He's gonna
eat. He's gonna eat. Heis gonna eat. Brock Bowers, Oh,
he's gonna eat. He's gonna feast, and his tattooed legging sister is
gonna love it. UCLA has pickedup a commitment from a four star quarterback
to Marcius Davis. Huh, DemarciusDavis, damar Ricus Davis, da Americus,
(10:43):
Damericus. I want to live indAmerica, exact America named after America.
Uh that Caleb de Bor left inAlabama, took out to go to
Alabama. He immediately entered the portalthat he pulled out and participated in their
spring practice and then he said,oh, I can't beat out this guy.
That transfer fro Mississippi State Portal forme, So back into the portal
(11:07):
again. Headlong. Americus Davis wasthe number seventeen overall quarterback prospect out of
Atawanda High Let's go right. Probablyrecruited by UCLA back in the day and
chose to go play with klein Aboor. Maybe even recruited by Deshaun Foster.
Indeed, I want to live intoMarya, everything free, into Merriica.
(11:31):
You won't see me into mary Car. That's his walk up song. Plays
baseball as well. It's from theIt's from U. I believe the sound
of music. No West Side Story, thank you at l Weiss. No,
No, that's sound of music.Yeah, Mystic Dan won the Kentucky
Derby on Sunday very well. Mightnot run the next leg of the Triple
(11:52):
Crown the Preakness crap. Well,they're just gonna go spread that spur.
Let's go get a bunch of moneyfor the Spurst crap. Go for the
Triple Croud, you bitch. Tammcpete, who is the trainer, says
he has committed going to Baltimore torace May eighteenth, after the horse seemed
a little off after Sunday's victory.Uh, maybe you should have juiced him
up so hard, right, youwant to win the derby. No need
(12:15):
to take any chances with a coltwho's breeding value jumped exponentially. Gotta spread
out sperms. H see some ofthe some of the irritation around the Nazi
drawl. It looks like you stucka tube in that nostril there and shut
him up. It's the wet air, it's the moist air of Louisville.
So we're just gonna go ahead andshit this one out and spread some sperm.
All right, Well, we enjoyedit, Okay, but if I
(12:35):
can't say, Jack, reach around. You're gonna talk about the horse sperm
being spread everywhere. It's part ofit's part of horse racing. Okay.
Hey, you know what are you? We're a show. You don't do
the safety that I do. That'sright. You don't know. You're not
allowed to say these things because you'rethe face and voice of equine safe.
Oh. I used to line themup, dude, for the breeding.
I used to line them up rightthere in the stall I'm the man who
(12:58):
wears the long glove, the longglove of insemination, the mere horse.
I will pleasure you with my longglove. I am elbow deep in this
mare. We'll be back, man. We got some minor sports stories.
I got a pro football story foryou. Oh, you're gonna love it.
It's all about the roast, Petro, some money, AM five seventy
(13:20):
LA Sports Live everywhere on the iHeartRadioappens of Modello Meet you a lot of
Monday. It is not to meetyou a lot of it. It's not
made with Modello or award for thosewith the fighting spirit Modello the mark of
a fighter. Dodgers got three withthe Marlins to finish off this home stand.
They will have a day off onThursday and then hit the road for
the NL West, taking on thePadres, followed by the Giants and this
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incredibly successful stretch of baseball, includingabsolutely dominant MVP play by Shohil Tany Tim
Kates will have all of that highlights, a look forward, a look back,
and feel really good about where theDodgers are at coming up at six
pm. All right, man,we have a few stories for minor sports
(14:03):
stories and great sports sports stories forGreat Sports Talk. Well, Matt,
like we discussed, was that right, Yeah, like we discussed in the
first hour of the show. Lebron'sgot to lay low right now. He
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can have the Wine Connoisseur article comeout, but he's gotta lay low right
now. What was that called Lapalette lay levin nerve. He's he's got
to lay low because he got anothercoach fired. So you get another coach
fired, you gotta lay low.You'll get the water for you. You
(14:45):
got Will baughn and stuff shooting gunsat you. You can't stick your head
out of the bugs bunny hole becauseit might clip off some of your velcrow
hair and we appreciate it. That'sright. So right now Lebron is laying
low. But soon, and Imean soon, he's gonna pop in his
head out like groundhog Day and getsome more attention Before this Nuggets Tea Wolve
series goes back to Minnesota. Lebron'sgonna do something. He'll do it.
(15:09):
He'll let his minions and his bootliquors and his sick of fans do theirs
right now, or it'll be somethingand then he'll come up right. So
that's I believe you guys, lay, I believe that to be the point.
I'll come close it out. Andwe discussed that earlier, Matt.
But another attention hound who is alittle bit more palatable, I guess,
(15:30):
but not to some NFL types,is one of your old favorites, Matt.
JJ Watt, who said the otherday at his charity event that he
might play again a year after retirementand working with a late nineties wet look
on his hair on CBS all yearhe worked, I thought he did.
(15:52):
Okay, yeah, he got thejob done, and now he said he's
willing to play for the Resurgents.Went asked at his Chariot event over the
weekend about a possible return, kindof a Jason Witten style return to the
Texans, And of course he's justanswering a question. And the question is,
(16:12):
JJ, was so as great asyou are and how great you are,
and how much you mean to theTexans. You are so special,
and with the Texans being so greatnow and the greatness of you and the
greatness of them, greatness meets greatnessand the greatness of C. J.
Stroud and your great need for attention, what do you say, thanks for
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the question and here was his answer, Matt, and I'm a very fortunate,
lucky man. I got a beautifulwife, I got a beautiful son,
had twelve great years in this league, and I'm very thankful to have
walked away healthy and playing great.I mean, I told Demiko last year,
I said, don't call unless youabsolutely need it, but if you
ever do call, I'll be there. Don't call, not to call unless
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he absolutely needs it. This isthe last year I'll tell him that because
I'm not going to keep training.I've been trained, but still looking.
You know, is that if heever truly does need it, I'll be
there for him. But I don'tanticipate that happened. And they got a
very good crew. But if butyeah, but if that very good crew
doesn't turn out to be very good, don't call me unless you really need
(17:17):
me. But if you really needme, you can call and I'll be
ready. Absolutely, I JJ wattam here for you and very much,
Matt. I hate to say justthe first thing that came to my head
was an SNL skit with Kristin Wigwhere she says over and over again at
a party where no one wants herto sing, don't make me sing.
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Oh, I know, why don'twe have some music? Yes, I've
heard your piano is quite good.No, no, no, no,
I couldn't do William, he's wonderful. Oh I've seen him play at the
Tom Tom Supper Club. Oh please, William, please play. I don't
(18:00):
know. Don't make me sing ifeveryone is dying, don't make me sing?
All right? I guess I couldblame one song and lia may I
I can sing one. I guessyes, I can. Don't make me
sing. No one watching to sing? Jaj play if you'd rather, well,
(18:21):
I don't have a choice. They'remaking me sing. Well, look
at all these hands that got hurt. Man. Sure you want to make
me sing? Everybody? Sure?I got to come out of returning.
I guess I have to now,right, I have to look making me
sing? William? Do you knowRhapsody in Blue? You mean Bill Bailey?
I know the words to Bill Bailey? You mean the Texans I could
playing? Well, actually I knowthem both. Don't make me sing Bill
(18:47):
Bailly. They don't have to haveno choice. I have no choice Bill
Bailey from the top. Now it'stime for wat to play. Are you
going to sing? Are you gonnaare you gonna miss when I was supposed
to come in. That's okay,I'm singing here. This is the intro.
(19:12):
It's not oh I know one twosix, keep I don't know when
to come in. No, itdon't make me sing and want to I
missed it. Don't make him sing. Everybody leave him at CBS in a
(19:37):
tight suit. By the way,he could have a tight suit contest with
Nate burleson every week you fire Boomerand Phil Simms and yeah I are Matt
Ryan. Hey, these guys arejust they're a little too you know,
a little too stiff, little tooWe kind of just need to, you
know, kind of loosen the showup a little bit, to be honest.
(19:57):
I mean, I you know,uh, when I first started working
in sports television, somebody told me, you know, the CBS, there's
a lot of stuff shirts and they'repretty stiff. And usually that's the type
of guys they hire. And Foxis a real loose and they got a
bunch of crazy people and that's usuallysay all are those guys, and they
go, what you fired that guy? Whytch you fire him? I was
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too stiff? Uh, you firedthat guy? Watch a fire him?
Guy was crazy. Well, pleaseto me, Ca, please don't make
jj Watt saying we need him tobe stiff. CBS needs me. I
had to replace Boomer and Phil Simmonswith Matt Ryan. J Watt and Matt
Ryan had to get on this desksave they're really loosen it up. Same
buddy, I don't agree with youropinion. All right, Matt, I
(20:42):
have another story, a minor sportsstories or great sports talk. I venture,
yes, Matt, hell of anAtari game. Today. I left
work a little bit early and Iwanted. I was thinking of having an
adventure. And because I had time, I said, you know what I'm
(21:03):
going to do today, I said, I am going to go back.
Does it deserve a celebration? Yeah, I said, I'm going back to
the Commissary. The Commissary was ahipster and is a hipster coffee place.
Is it still it hasn't caught ontothe mainstream. A hipster coffee place that
(21:26):
replaced a Peruvian restaurant that David Assayliked. We frequented it a bit.
What was it called Chose Chosen mom. We frequented it a little bit when
it opened up. It is verygood. It takes a look quite quite
some time. We'll take about sevenminutes, no problem, it's worth it,
(21:48):
you know. And with the politicalclimate, I mean, we were
commissary folks before COVID tore everybody apart, before George Floyd, before now the
kids pooping in the university quads.I mean, they judged our straight laced
demeanor back then in twenty eight likea mother effort. We of course have
(22:11):
a couple of very famous incidents.I burned the roof of my I'm talking
about myself, not Matt, butMatt enjoys there I do. I mean,
we like you enjoy to bring theseup. We've celebrated these moments in
the history of PMS. I burnedthe roof of my mouth badly once,
very badly, on a very hotfront cheet sandwich, which is their specialty.
(22:32):
And also I was once so sofelt so judged by the hipsters that
I left the sandwich once on theroof of my car and it slid off,
and I just drove away, andI knew immediately that it slid off,
but I could not face it,could not walk the ten steps back.
I couldn't face it was it wasnot about the sandwich. It was
about facing the beat, right,it's about the reckoning the strangers that you
like about thee again, could notdo it, not in that moment,
(22:55):
Mattow. And you had waited twentyminutes for that sand maybe twenty five.
Yeah, very disappointing way to comeinto work tell you that right now,
Well, they have to slaughter thechicken first. Yeah, he has cats.
How much is that cage free,sound free, gluten free, dairy
free, well metology free chicken sandwichnow? Because it was expensive back then,
(23:15):
yeah, it was the hell ischeap anymore anyway, no matter where
you go. Yeah, Carls juniorbrother Cheez. I invited a guy over
the other night. I was like, hey, come on by. He's
like he was drunk, and he'slike, I just ordered eighty dollars worth
of taco on tor Di. Soanyway, matt I was like, I
got the free piece combo. Isaid, I'm gonna go up. I'm
(23:37):
going to go up to the that'sa good boozler joke. I said that
I had three dollars, two beers, and a hot bozler. We got
to cut up that boozler monologue.So anyway, matt I was driving up
and I'm like, okay, Igot time. Matt said, he's going
to be a little late. I'mgoing to the commissary. So I'm rolling
(24:00):
up and already a set back.I realized trying driving a smaller truck.
Now I'm running out of gas.Oh, so I got out. I
got I was on Deep Kevin FiguresTown, Vermont and Rose. I was
really in it. I was soLes, which is casino area, was
(24:22):
discussing over there and Vermont and Rosecrans, Matt, that's where you're, you
know, Hustler casinos and all those. And I was putting gas in the
car and I saw this big billboardand it was for the Hustler Casino and
it had a dude and it waslike a dude in sunglasses, and it
had his name and it said Johnnydee gafft every Friday. It was like,
who the hell is Johnny de gout Man. Summer tour stops coming
(24:45):
up, let's go. It's likeJohnny de gas Johnny de gaff So then
I got back in the car andI'm headed to the commissary right Matt,
straight on till morning, still onscheduled. I got in the lot.
It's a tough lot to navigate anda very few spots, and I freaked,
Oh anxiety, I freaked again,panic attacked. There was all the
(25:07):
people trying to go to the Chickfil A. And then and I made
the often made much harder, theoften great sports talk, made error great
sports talk. I made the errorin thinking that just because we haven't gone
to the Commissary, that other peopledon't frequent it and hang out there all
the time. And it's like asuper hipster young people spot. And I
(25:27):
was just like, oh god,this is this is a circus. And
it was still packed with young hipster. It was packed with young hipsters.
There was nowhere to park. TheChick fil A was teeming like Porta Prince
Haiti, the train station or somethinglike. I for those spots, Matt.
So you took it, Matt,I told it. Walked. Oh,
(25:51):
I drove away. You went tothe Wiener Schnitzel, where there's always
ample parking and no line, thoughtabout it, thought about it. They
do to sell beer at that winners. I'm gonna take the five for six
dollars please. I headed over tothe Whole Food It's like a bitch,
that's a real bitch move, Andhow much of a bitch did I feel
like? I pull up next toa woman in a VW, like a
(26:11):
hot young chick, and she's onthe phone, yapping at her boyfriend and
she's holding her little dog. AndI go in and I get my salad
or whatever, and I come backand she's still talking to her boyfriend in
the seat holding a little dog.And I see the boyfriend's picture on her
screen and he looks like a dude, like ooh, and it's this Trevor
with a heart, and I'm like, poor Trevor, he's just wearing it
right now. He's nowhere near touchingthose boobs and he's just wearing it on
(26:33):
the phone. And you're wearing ittoo, I warn it the whole foe.
You're wearing it with your salad twelvebucks. Well, I was gonna
get a sandwich, Matt, butthe sandwich pitch, the sandwich had like
seven people in line, and nowI'm late and my homie had to run
across three lanes. You know.So just an epic failure this week,
though, I'm going to try todo it this week. I'm going to
(26:56):
face the commissary day to go maybeI think maybe Thursday or Friday. Thursday
is a show. Well, Thursday, I have lunch in Newport, Okay,
you know me. I like toget down there at least once a
week, like to spread your wings. So a real adventure, man.
I tried. I thought I wasgonna be like, I'm gonna report to
(27:18):
Matt and Tim about the state ofthe Commissary the sack. And couldn't find
a parking spot. Couldn't find aparking spot, intimidated by all the hipsters.
A spot opened up as I wasleaving, and I got scared of
the hipsters and I just drove away. So well, tomorrow, maybe tomorrow's
a new day. Leave an hourearly. But I left early today.
(27:41):
What I pulled up their menu becauseyou could order online now and pick up
at the front counter. Well thatchanges everything. Yep. That commissary fried
chicken sandwich with the jalapeno slaw,very popular, honey mustard on a roll,
free range chicken. Fifteen bucks now, okay, not bad. It
(28:03):
used to be twelve seventy five orsomething like that. Maybe bought the same
as like a Dell double burrito.Yeah, if it was like twenty two
bucks, I'd be like, okay, which we have one of those spots
in town. I'd rather not nameit, but fish tacos are twenty six
dollars. It's like it's it's fishtacos. I mean, it's fish tacos.
It's not it's not a piece ofmahi mahi or something. It's fish
(28:27):
tacos twenty six dollars, fifteen bucks. I'll tell you what, Kate's It's
freaking bargain. That's a bargain.I'm all artists in chicken sandwich with halapenions.
I'm gonna go, and I'm gonnareport. I'm gonna report. Can
you get me a coffee when yougo? I think I will like a
pull over? Please? Heay.I already had my coffee today too,
so if I needed my coffee,Matt, I would have been ready to
(28:48):
fight the fight. Now here's whatyou do. You order it online,
you park the car, you gointo where do I park? Where wayner
Schmitzel. They're not gonna tell you, you know, why not the hot
corner there, Matt. That's whatI mean. Monsey knows all about it.
And you go in to pick upthe sandwich with your Starbucks cup in
(29:10):
hand. It's just a hey,hey hipsters, huh, look at this
guy. Look at this guy.Your sandwich is good enough for me,
but your coffee's not exactly right.And if anybody says anything, you're over
pain for average coffee. I comefor the chicken. I was there once
and there was some lady who waslike she had to be touched, and
(29:30):
she was just like, Eric,got where do you get this coffee?
It's the best coffee I've ever hadin a lie. I was like,
all right, it's not that goodlady. All right, We'll be back.
Like at Lebron's palette, dead alife guy birth the other day,
Lebron is like a finely curved gervertsdemeanor. Bo oh, it's beautiful.
We'll be back with more PMS AMfive seventy LA Sports your home of It.
(30:02):
Thank you for listening, everybody.It's an I'm a Horse Monday,
the Petros and Money Show, gallopingtoward the finish. Same time tomorrow three
to six normal Petros and Money Baseballhours. We are your Homa show.
Altani and the Dodgers Tim kaits withthe venerable Marongo Casino Dodgers on deck.
It is time for the dead guybirthday of the day going through today May
(30:25):
sixth. A lot of dead guysthat I recall doing that have been done,
like famous people are dead that wereborn on May sixth. Orson Wells,
oh, very huge star. Theysaid he killed the Black Dollia,
but he didn't did not. WasMan Ray now one of Hollywood's largest superstars
in the history of cinema. OrsonWelles not as famous to shore the famous
(30:49):
for our show because he ran thedeli in the front door and was like
a true concierge of concierge. AndI remember that of New York. Rudolph
Allen Tino also been celebrated here.Rudy to us today, we take somebody
different because we are You're a lightpiano chow rock, and we are Your
(31:11):
variety is the spice of live shows. But we do love a light piano.
We do. Quote of the pianoCarmen Cavallero, light piano performer of
Perfection, born in the Big Ten. Parents gave him a toy piano when
he was three and he started bangingout tunes and they freaked out. They
were like, oh, my god, kid's a prodigy. My god,
(31:33):
my kid's a prodigy. Abs nineteenthirteen. He began studying classical piano at
four. By ten he was touringEurope, stopping in Damn near every capital
on the continent. By twenty hewas the featured soloist in al Cavlyn's orchestra,
which rotated between the Waldorf, theEssex House and the Billboar. I
(31:55):
mean hybrah man, hybro very strong, Matt, and we are your highbrow
show. For somebody had to playthat piano before Bobby Shorts showed up.
It's right. Rudy Valley was ableto steal him for his big band thanks
to his national radio presence. That'sanother East Coast type in Cavalera, you
know, he played under those umbrellasuntil he realized, wait a minute,
(32:15):
I'm the star, and he startedhis own game. Cavallero formed a five
piece in Saint Louis and it wasa big deal. It would eventually expand
to a fourteen piece orchestra. Pumpedout nearly twenty albums for Decca touring act
as well, and they would stickin some spots if they liked the city
and the city like them. TheMark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco was a
(32:37):
favorite venue, as was the Chicago'sPalmer House. Oh ye, a very
strong and here in La Coconut Grove, oh right, which was a lot
of people don't know back in thattime. Ambassador Hotel adjacent so grow mid
Wilshire area. This one here putout there today, see what happens.
(32:58):
Give it a go? Yeah,did running up the flag poles he ins.
Sukiyaki was a huge hit for him. Life Piano. Yeah, well
the real guy, you know,he died in that terrible plane crash.
The singer. It's a different topJapanese game. But his best selling single
was his rendition a pop version,and we love pop versions. Sweet Will
(33:19):
you get that light piano record andthrow that on? I really like that
one? Can you give me apop version of that? When I got
a classical cup of that's chopin?Can I get a pop version? When
I come home from work and Imake a stiff drink, which would be
like a quadruple in most and rightbefore I start beating up my wife in
the fifties, I'd like to hearthat nice light piano put on a light
(33:39):
piano which a give me some chopinpop? Stock. Cavallero's style and arrangements
fused classical piano and here comes thethe chopin pop version. When you think
of pop today, this is notthe pop of the nineteen forties. Hop
inner music was actually a good backin the day. Now it's just a
guy in auto tune. No no, no, me wrong. This would
(34:02):
have a techno beat underneath it.Yeah, dad, we don't getting in
my bag, in my bag,on my bag, get in your bag.
He fused classical piano with Latin rhythms, tangos, jazz arrangements. Uh
for a sort of more modern ideaof what he was doing. To put
it in perspective, Liberachi's greatest influencewas Catalier and he was another light piano
(34:27):
strough superstar man and he would stickat candlesticks, Square up your took us
well, he felt like it ifyou asked for it. I was a
songwriter as well, a big star, had his own TV show that he
hosted on NBC, starred in film, married twice three kids, died in
nineteen eighty nine and seventy six,got a star on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame just fairly west of Vine onHollywood and Boulevard Happy it would have been
one hundred eleven. The Carmen Cattleright by that old dirty Hollywood ranch market
(34:51):
where all the dirty dirt and thebetter dirt was. It's a dirty spot,
Oh yes it is. It isa dirty dirty's not far from the
gower gulch dirties. All right,well get it. Let's get somewhere clean
man. Yes, some were cleanwhere people smile. And it's a different
world Australia for Australian News. Andthis also somebody knew for today. I
think we've been on the Airlina.Not a weekend, Okay, Matt.
(35:21):
Today we celebrate Jana Riley from Melbourne, sixty three years old. Today.
She played the weird accident prone daughterKim Craig of caf in the very famous
(35:42):
Caath and Kim, wildly popular Australiansitcom Okay, it's a fond songs,
This is their open TV film andfour broucous seasons, a feature and it
short lived American spinoff Free Night.Gina was also a Cracker comedian like our
(36:09):
old friend Elaine Musler Cracker, andshe was on two gigantically popular assy sketch
comedy shows, Fast forward full frontal. Whoa another australiandy on TV over there?
You know? Wow, another bigAustralian show, Big Girls blouse a
(36:30):
big girl. Oh it does somethingstupid. She also does lots of theater,
including Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barberof Fleet Street. Bill Handle's favorite.
The feature film they made in twentytwelve, Kath and Kim Dorella,
which was panned by critics but stilla huge books Offully sixties. Is that
what the death caps on cat isabout? I believe it is. Yes,
(36:52):
they're a huge Nobody loves Australian sitcomsmore than Northwestern Indie rock. The
connection has a made. She's marriedto a guy named Rick and they have
a kid who does like theater.But I thought you'd like to get a
little taste of Australian sitcoms of thenine year. We're gonna get it after
(37:12):
watching Big Bang Theory all morning.Yeah, we watch a little Big Bang
Theory, but this is way better. Okay, Kath and Kim live.
What can I there for? Likea fifty K modem so I could talk
faster in the chat room? Carefor Kim, get crack pups and sleeves
balls, and chet rooms. He'sa really like, hey, using it?
I have what is it? Cornbag? Playing with fu? Kim?
(37:35):
Can I have my modem? Please? Yeah? Get it Kim,
and don't forget the spouse of discountget now she's back to the house transition
typing it up hornbag. He gotmom here and like donate thous play sharing
there for tonight and watch that otherbetch for me? Are you sure,
(37:57):
missister? I love paint of CooladoRyan makes me go off on a hill's
freak and a briny What are youdoing? Kim? Look at this Sharon
Bank chat it up on the chatroom. Oh wow, get you into
the sacred adventures? Yeah, itlooks like funk. What have you done?
(38:17):
Oh? Be done, Sharon onNy, you're right. Yes,
I'm gonna have to ring Brett now, God say God break and I lost
Wait didn't you hear me going ona bad drink to show? Right?
I can get into someone show betterthan the Big Bang theory. Watching these
(38:42):
guys talk about freaking just about everythingis here relativity losers talking to I don't
want to watch a couple of freakingAustralian convict. Look at that not Kate's
turned off Big Bang Theory. Ohyeah, that's a lot better Kate's Way
to Go, Way to Go SportsTV. Thanks. You know. We're
(39:05):
brought to you by Shaky's Pizza,especially that Dodger game coming up. You
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(39:30):
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