August 23, 2024 • 36 mins
Final Hour Fun Fact. Quick Hits and reaction to the Dodgers DFA'ing Jason Heyward. Time to giveaway $11k to one lucky PMS listener. Thank You for a great summer tour and goodbye from Vans.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You see the marks. It couldn't be anything else.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's that's not cool?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Why why? Why? That's a clarn question, bro, dumb ass,
dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That's right going, that's right going.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's not the original.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, shuck it down at nine Boothball Warriors Big you
talk Warriors, Big you talk Warriors, Big Warriors, Big.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You talk bron This is going to ruin the tour?
What tour? The world tour? Going it on vic Bet
Chosen Money, A five to seventy LA Sports Live everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app making our way until six o'clock.
(00:50):
We have got under an hour to go. We just
doubled up on the prizes. We got ourselves a winner
for the Dodger Suite with one hundred and fifty dollars
IF card courtesy of Lids, and we gave away the
vans for a year, so still to give away.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Anybody. Unsavory has won anything. No, anybody We're unhappy with
win anything yet, not one bit. It has been a
We got Lawrence of Arabia over here. Oh yeah, sir, Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Uh, everybody's okay, everyone's doing great? Are you guys? Drunk
and tired? We only have one more hour, less than
an hour. We got like fifty minutes to go.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, so there's not that much more time in Great
Sports Talk, but there's more prizes, more sports for music
from Fast Times. There is Dodger Talk tonight at six,
but David Vassay is gonna do it so Tim Kates
can drive home. Alicia Delva's leaving, Alisha del are you leaving?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Or just saying hello? She's saying hello, saying hello? You
say hello? And Tim says hello, and.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Uh lailoh hello. Laila Kates is also here. Je daughter
who's been helping us out with the show. We've been
having a great time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We ish your big footed creep stay away from her.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And this band is awesome. One more time for Fast Time.
We love these guys.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They're playing Sea Legs on Labor Day and they play
the Whiskey every single Monday. They're an incredible band. It
has been an awesome party. They're actually better than we are.
We should just kind of step aside for the last
hour and let them play.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
We are not as necessary when they are here. No yet,
great sports talkers. What's brought us together? Great sports Doc
Denham and Leather and we are very pleased to be here.
You can podcast the show on the iHeartRadio app for
your smartphone. You can stream the show live and today
we're on x We're on YouTube and.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
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the portal. And if you can't make it here, like
we said, we only got about fifty minutes left, there's
an opportunity for you to join us virtually. And while
we thank all of our sponsors, Eto n oiocha, Sweet
James Bergener who could not be here because.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
He's stuck under a giant pile of hot naked chicks
in Puerto Rico and Sweet Jay International Waters and a
certain point he had a foothold and it looked like
he was going to be able to pretzel his way out,
you know, kind of by doing like a rolling motion,
but he was unable to get the grip of those
hot chicks off of him, so he had to stay.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He stuck. Unfortunately. A big thank you to Chef Merito.
Lauren was here. I was here. Yeah, Hi Lauren from
Chef Marito Lauren.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Hello, she's lounging in the Toyota VIP beanbags.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh yeah, there she is. Hello Lauren, the big thank
you to Chef Marito. The spices are in the spice container,
but the chef isn't you. Yeah. Also Doctor Pepper. That's
a big time doys. You got Doctor Pepper, vats of
Doctor Pepper every We love Doctor Pepper, especially the zero
one of a kind taste, one of a kind of connection,
Doctor Pepper. It's a pepper thing. Barry's Tickets, Berry's Tickets
dot Com. We just as we mentioned, gave away those
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Dodger tickets in the sweet thank you to Barry's Tickets.
We also have the iHeartRadio tickets that we gave away
for the Vegas trip recently. Blue Eyes Vodka we talked
about them last segment. Oh, the blue Eyes vodkas delicious.
You got the lemonade. How's that? It's great?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, I like I like a fruity drink in a
hot afternoon. I'm not too much of a man to admit.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That we got a vodka drink. We got a Logger drink,
and now we've got a vodka drink and a vodka drink.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
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Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now here's the conundrum my face as I prepared something
for today. We like to sprinkle in a smattering of sports.
You want to yell about somebody, well, and I was like,
just don't. I don't feel like you're mad about Hayward.
I'm mad about the the Chris Taylor thing and the
sunk cost. I saw your tweet, but I don't want
to do that. I think it's just it's not the
right atmosphere, it's not the right vibe. Everyone's in a
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good mood.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You've been doing a lot of Dodger bitching and pitching
a fish.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, I just don't. I don't feel like it's it's
right to do that. Okay, well let's do this. Let's
do the Final hour fun.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Okay, do the Final hour fun fact, and then we'll
do quickts and we'll see where we're at.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, that's a good idea. If I could open this
thing up and get to the final hour fun fast.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, the fact is, this might be the best event
we've ever had. I'll tell you what's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I think it is. And I didn't want to come
here today. I'm still not sure. But this is a
great event. It really has been fantastic. We cannot thank
the people enough. You want to do it in the
next segment, No, I can get it. It's just for
this some reason. I'm terrible. I'm just a bad person.
(05:35):
All right, Rodnie, we're gonna do the quickts quick, hitch.
I'll make it quick, y'all. Okay, I have a horrible person.
I got it.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, scratch that back to the final hour, fun fat fact.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, you know what. That's what happened.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
That's what happens when you talk about how great something
is and then Leon Let comes or Todd Bbe comes
and slaps the ball out of your hand.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Leah Lett. Anyway, Oh, I saw a giant guy too.
We're happy. Giant guy and his daughter. He loved giant
guy and his daughter. Everybody's everybody, all of our regulars.
Double Boot dies here, Double Boots, the Asian is here, everybody,
Ryan exactly. Travis won the freaking whatever it was that
you won.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I don't know what it is about Vegas. He won
the Vegas trip. I don't know what it is about.
Maybe it's the van's venue or the band. But kind
of like way more hot chicks than we normally pulled.
You know what I'm saying, Like way more, especially the
lady up front, like we got it. Like most of
the time you pay a hot young lady like this
money to dance. Come and dance with some ass and
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get around the crowd. You know karaoke bars do that.
You pay a hot chick to go mingle around. And
we didn't even have to pay this chick. I danced
with her in the last break. As a matter of fact,
I gotta excited us.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I love you, Ginger to the main stage. Yes you're
not eighty four, Yeah you're eighty four, eighty four years
and four years old. Look at that your final hour.
Fun fact, as we are saboteurs, we are saboteurs to
the city. The term sabotage originated from French textile workers
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throwing their wooden clogs known as sabots, into machinery to
protest against industrialization and automation in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Sabotage saboteur all right, tied for crickets. Sorry about that, crickets.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Let big a snarky at the headline. I got a
nice text from Vic wishing us the best wishing he
could be here and sending his love to all of you.
So thank you, Vic for the kind words prior to
the event. We miss you dearly.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
The Dodgers are seventy six and fifty two. If it
was here, we'd never see him again because he'd cling
to the bottom of Jeanie busses car like Robert de
Niro and Kate fear like Ah Genie, I waited for
the car to come in the gate. The Dodgers are
seventy six and fifty two. Everything's great. They swept the
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Seattle Mariners back to the sea with them.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And they got their manager fire.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, Scott's service he's out, no longer serviceable. They continue
their homestand tomorrow versus the Rays. The Dodgers just finished
thirteen games, as Matt talked about a lot in thirteen days.
But David Vasse no rest for the weary. No, he's
got off night Dodger talk. That's why Leila Kates is down.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Here exactly right. Kates and Pops having a daddy daughter
day because Dave no rest for the weary.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And Matt, I know you're very upset about the Dodgers
not cool dfang, which sounds like a porn term, but
it's not. Jason Hayward out Chris Taylor in no idea
why they felt the pressure to activate Chris Taylor set.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You guys are upset, Yes they are.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Why is it because Taylor has a terrible overbite and
Hayward's good looking?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You are very good looking, uh, and not that attractive.
Maybe it's because Taylor, in sixty four games, has two
multi hit games and thirty eight opers full time. Maybe
that's why he's got thirty eight opers and two multi
hit games this season. That could be why they were upset.
Perhaps they believe that Jason Hayward will fly through waivers
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and they will be able to bring him back like
they have Brent Honeywell. Perhaps that's the idea. Did he
get through waivers? Honeywell made through waivers, He accepted his
assignment to Oklahoma City, and he likely will be back
with the club on September first. So Matt does not
like this move. I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
He does not like this, but he's so overjoyed by
the event. Here's the thing that he's not gonna get
super upset about it. Maybe just give him a little
bit of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Give him a little taste of what the top story.
Just let a little out, Matt. You don't got to
give him all the poison. Here's the thing. It just
continues to reopen an old wound. He'll not heal. A
little anti freeze in the wine gives it the right kick.
A little bit too much is bat In twenty twenty one,
Corey Seeger was a free agent. The Dodgers offered him
eight years, two hundred and fifty million dollars. The Rangers
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countered with ten years, three hundred and twenty five million dollars.
The Dodgers gave Chris Taylor, coming off a two to
fifty four average season, sixty eight million dollars the money
they simply could have applied to Corey Seeger's two hundred
and fifty million dollar deal and signed him one of
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the great true Dodgers drafted out of high school rookie
of the year. What did we get a timber call up? Instead,
they gave it to Chris Taylor. Get out of that,
Get out of nuts Taylor, Oh, hold out of nutting.
And that's why him getting Jason Hayward booted reopens that
wound of why you're paying Chris Taylor sixty eight million
bucks when you could have just added that to corey
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Seekers deal to make sure he doesn't leave. I saw
on Twitter you tried to send Chris Taylor to Hawaii.
I did givinm is thirteen million bucks. AlOH, I get
out of here. They chose Kevin Kirmeyer over Hayward as
their left handed bat off the bench. So there's that
(11:33):
Chris Taylor's never going to be their right handed bat
off the bench. I can say that with great authority
and zero situations in the playoffs. Are they going to
go to Chris Taylor to be the right handed bat
off the bench? You know? I just want to take
it just a quick, unscientific poll. Welcome my friends to
the show that never ends, right, just real quick, just
real quick.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
If you're paying attention, raise your hand if you want
Jason Hayward. Al right, well that you would raise your
hand too, then Ray.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
How would Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Okay, I'm raising my hand, and raise your hand if
you want the cheese eating rat Chris Taylor.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It seems like a bit all right, I see this,
and raise your hand. If you're like me, and you're like,
hey man, whatever man, hey man, all right, okay, all right, yeah,
because I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
what the right answer is. I don't know what the
right answer is.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
But I saw Matt's tweet today early today and I
was like, Wow, that tweet's got momentum.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Did you bring a tank? And Matt is very angry.
I did not bring it. I did not.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I went to the Vans store on a Torrent's Boulevard
and bought a T shirt. And I bought this hat,
all right from a girl that was like, looked like
she could tackle me in the hole.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
She was something, Uh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, big big strong woman, forty forty Watch for show,
al TONI do we care about that?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
All right, okay, I'm just wondering. Currently sitting on thirty
nine home runs. In thirty nine stolen bases could happen
tomorrow night. Not gonna happen tonight. It will not happen tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It will not tomorrow. The rays, oh the race, sorry say.
I was thinking the Orioles because of the whole Bueler conversation.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hey you notice, hey, you guys notice how many? How
many more buttons?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I was just gonna go tap I was just gonna
go tank for the last time.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If all of you guys, I had like an extra
large sticker hanging off my neck for like an hour
of the show. It was no one gonna tell me that.
Does everybody here hate me that much? There's literally thousands
of people here and not one person pulled the extra
large sticker off my neck.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I had to do it. I would love to wear
the Fast Time shirt, but I could fit two of
me if you got into this Fast Time sticker was
on my neck for like an hour. You guys are terrible.
Make you feel better. I hate you people. No one
was gonna tell me. There we go.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Remember guys, when No Todi gets to forty four, he'll
be just the sixth player ever in Major League Baseball
history to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
In the first Dodger I mean, is that not crazy?
That's what we're saying. A bunch of times I tell
him that he is a sticker on his fingt. What
the hell, guys, Oh, don't say it, He'll get upset you, Matt.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
The Angels are in Canada taking on the Toronto Blue
Jays as we speak.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Uh Perry Manassian despite zero winning season.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Any Armenian friends. I know we're pretty deep in Orange Canada. Ye,
b Yeah, and he's got a beard, beautiful. Manassian got extended.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Give back mount Air rat. The Angels farm system continues
to be ranked in the bottom ten of all of baseball.
They have not had a winning season since he was hired.
But Armenians are likable, exactly right, and there has been
considerable turnover with the general manager position over the last
ten years. I'm not trying to stability is the answer. Yeah, maybe,
(14:53):
but I'm not trying to be racist. I don't know.
But if Manassian was a Turk Unassian, you think he's
st if he was a Turk it Oh no, no,
you're all right, dude, Not right, dude. It is the Van. Well,
it's a face plant headquarters. It was with Van. I
mean you got all that grass and right there the concrete.
That's all right, though. That's a tough kid. He's gonna
(15:14):
be good. If Nassian was a Turk, he'd have been
out a year at Dip the washcloth into here, let him.
Let him suck on that a little bit. What did
to me? Let him gum down some huckleberry vankak gump.
Some of my whiskey. You'll be fine. I'm a drunk grandmother.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Matt's leaving for Dallas tomorrow to the Dallas Metroplex area.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I am.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
The Chargers play their final preseason game on Saturday in Dallas.
Who's gonna play?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Me? Me? Me, Me me.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Don't expect any of the starters out there, but listen
on all ninety eight to seven. F Ham and the
Rams are in Hughstone today for a joint practice with
the Texans. They will square off on Saturday in their
final preseason game. Sean McVay is also sitting as starters
on Saturday and Matt. If you haven't watched the first
three episodes of Hard Knocks Pick Up Your Trash, you've
(16:08):
noticed that there's no cussing from any of the players
and coaches on the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Apparently all the f bombs and the working blue has
gotten to the viewers, so HBO decided to edit out
all of the curse scene Pick Up Your Track. Virginia McCaskey.
She is one hundred and one. She is the daughter
of George Hallis. He did not have any sons. McCaskey
(16:32):
inherited the team. She is one hundred and one years old,
and she does not like foul language. So HBO honored
the centenarian and has edited out all of the cussing. Hey, Virginia,
you're a real Duson Barry. You know that way to go,
(16:52):
Way to Go.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
UCLA kicks off the season in Hawaii on August thirty four.
A Deshaun Foster says he is not going to dress
exactly like King Kamehameha with the cape and the big
cool hat. Asid the rumors were out there and he
says he's not gonna wear Hawaiian print shirt on the
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sideline versus the Warriors wear it.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He said, we're not on VAKA. You know, Bowl games,
it's a different feel. This is our first game. We're
in LA. It's US and SI. People are always saying
that this is their Super Bowl, but this is ours too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We want to get this started on the red flip.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, if you can't overcome the head coach and the
coaching staff wearing some rain spooners, uh, maybe got bigger issues.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Hey, I don't want to play that hard. Look at coach,
he's in a Hawaiian shirt. He looks like a bitch.
Now it used to be that you couldn't get a
plane at of Honolulu after a certain time of night.
So all these wax schools like Colorado State or whoever
back in the day would go out and play Hawaii
and then what you get stuck?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
And then where you go? You know exactly where they went.
They went to kohil and picked up a bunch of
freaking hookers, gim hookers with the clear heels, and I
don't know if it's a dude or a chick.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
And next thing you know, Colorado State's had five players
arrested after beating Hawaii by thirty points. Why because they
couldn't get out of town. That's why they all got gonnerrhea.
Now they all, yeah, the whole team's got the clap.
Now now it's it's a lot easier. You chart it
right out. You know, no one ever keeps a football
team in town for the night after the game. And
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there is a really really really good reason about that,
really really good reason, really good. You see what happens
when all the football players come together, Warren sap Knox,
the hookers heads together like coconuts.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
See what happens. It's terrible. You see what happens when
you hit coheel. It's terrible. Usc stay off Coohiel. You
see the clear heels. Yeah, Sunday, September first, and Kirk
Farrence and his assistants suspended a game because they recruited.
It's gonna be Jane McNamara, just an ear of corn.
You just gonna put a headset on an ear of corn.
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Like isn't it funny that the NCAA still being like, hey,
you did some recruiting during COVID, nobody cares. Nobody cares. God,
you losers. And those are your quick hits, quick hits.
Everybody fast times is back. Get them back up here.
Let's keep rocking and rolling.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Sportsing it up, spots it up.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
There's some sports. And this has been a wonderful event.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We are going to continue with another couple of segments
and then we will all swerve home in the loneliest evening.
But thank you so much for being part of it.
It's the Petrosen Money Show. We still got the eleventh.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
T We're gonna do that on the air, Toyota Cash
gettle do that on the air. Oh god, oh that's
a good idea. Yeah, we are back on the air
in the midst of a sweet child, I'm going off
we go? Where do we go? We go? Where do
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we go? Oh? Where do we go? Now? Where do
we go? Where do we go?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Hi? Ye ye aye aye aye? Where do we go? Now?
Where do we go? Hey? You can't interrupt the song?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
What about time? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Show hys and the Petas and money dancers. That is
a fast time ben Oh beautiful, the Fast Times. The
greatest party band in the history city of Los Angeles,
the greater Oh. That was incredible. We love you, guys,
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Thank you. That was incredible. Well done boys, Thank you,
that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
If you're watching on YouTube or x or Facebook, thank you.
If you're just listening on M five seventy or on
the iHeartRadio app. We have these people all lined up
because this is it flying guillotines.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Here they come.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
No, we're actually giving away eleven thousand dollars. Yes, it
is the eleven thousand dollars Toyota Cash giveaway.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
This is the final final prize final. Did we give
away everything else? No, we still have to give away
the TV. We still have to give away the trip
to Hawaii, So those two things are still loud.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
But because of our friends at Toyota and you could
check out that beautiful, brand new twenty twenty four Toyota Tacoma.
We got the eleven thousand dollar Toyota Cash giveaway, the
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Speaker 1 (22:06):
Twenty six horse power. All right, we're going to introduce
our people.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yes, so this is what we're doing, Matt, to avoid
the confusion of last year.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
In order to avoid the confusion, everybody has a Manila envelope.
It is not see through. Everybody's got an envelope. One
of them has a piece of paper that simply says cash. Right,
it just says cat and everybody else does. The paper
that say cash doesn't have a special color. It is green.
It is Greenla cash, so cash.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
So here are are there pieces of paper in the
losing envelopes?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They are white white. It is a white piece of
paper versus a green piece of paper the color of
the white man. All right, weakness and laws pe Here
are our finalists. Are you ready? Yeah, Waite, raise your
hand when introduced our final finalists. We start from the back,
moving forward Shelley from Torrents right here front of you people. Oh,
there's Shelley. Okay, Shelley from Torrance. Hi, Shelley, Torrens. Did
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you go to Torrance High? Elsa Gando, Let's go Eagles?
Here we go, all right. Our five online finalists are
as follows. Federan Nandito Eugeno. Where are you, sir? Let
me go? Russell? Where are you from? Fernando? He is
from San Diego. Hol all right, Russell, Veldivia?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Where Russell? There we go, Sweet Blades, where are you from?
Russell West? Cole West?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Against you Russell? Straight out of Norwalk? Robert Martinez, Norwy
from Carson, Nora Sandoval, Let's go Colts. Thank you, Norah.
And from the t Stephanie vulovitzs there at the end.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
There we go, Hi, Stephanie. Alight, it's a long drive
home if you got the white slipping.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
There those our online finalists, Our five finalists from our
other five tour stops. We have seen our friend Keith
at Many Oh, we love Many, We love Keith at
Many of our summer tour stops. A single shooter Keith
Keith from Studio City. He's a loan Shooter a loaner
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of sorts. Now, am I to believe that Robin's last
name is really Critos? Yes, Robin Critos not from Cerritos,
but Lakewood. She's not Filipino LKWD. She was our finalist
from Brewer Reyacs second time. David Henry from Alcohol Oh David,
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look at that guy. He was El Segundo. He it's
pretty school. Robert Gurola out of Bell Gardens was our
BREWERYACS first stop finalists in the House representing Stanford and Morrissey,
and our first finalist from Buyena Park, Isaiah Torres. Where
are you? Isaiah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We go? All right? All right there? Hey, those are
our eleven finalists.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Isaiah got a haircut recently, but he kept it stylishly
long on top.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hey, can I get a number one on the side,
but stylishly long? Give me a little bit of linked
on top on top? All right?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Well, I'm not gonna remember everybody's name, but we're gonna
do this, and we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do it fast. I think everyone's doing it at the
same time. We're gonna rip off the band aid. If
we go one by one, it's gonna be weird. If
somebody pulls it.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
It's too much humiliation for the one person you know,
and it's like, oh loser, and everybody's looking, so we
might as well just do it all at once. Rip
off the band aid, wax, off the puzzo hair. Let
wait wait, wait, hey, you're all winners. Okay, you're all winners. Book,
you're here partying today. We're having a great time. Yes,
eleven grand is a lot. It's gonna hurt when a
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ten of you don't win it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
However, if you lose, you can take a free pull
off the blue ice. Exactly right, so don't worry about that.
Exactly right. I'm your huckleberry. The eleven K Toyota cash
give away on the count of what.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Three three one two three hoping hoping it on white
uh white white wine?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Mine? Why why I got no uggets done here? It's
the guy with the base. I love it. K Toyota
cash giveaway. Congratulations. Who is that? Is that? Russell? Rusty
Rusty the bailiff, Rusty Veldibio? Is that correct, sir, Rusty Veldiba?
(26:41):
Congratulations for the eleven K Toyota cash giveaway. Eleven thousand
dollars from my friend at your Southern California Toyota. Who
wants a pool? You guys want to pull this? Uh,
he wants a pool? Congratulations Rusty, Congratulations, Rusty, You're champion.
Not gonna be a little in grand By at least
two more pairs of pit Vipers and a couple more
(27:04):
pairs of Flarity pants and another Kenny Kenny Powers t shirt.
Exactly right. He's wearing vans. Is we're in some sweet vans?
He drives a Toyota. He says, look at that, congratulated
rides a Toyota. Well, this is awkward. It was his
birthday yesterday, Happy birthday, and we're swing eleven thousand dollars.
(27:28):
Everyone's a winner. Everyone's a I wish each of you
could have won a thousand dollars. I was pulling from
the girl from Carson the South Bay. Love you, sweetie.
You guys want to do Hawaii, Matt, you want to
give away Hawaii on the air? Still here? Yeah? That
good idea case, I'll take this thing out of being
a loser, Hawaii on the air, and then we will
be left with nothing but the TV. So here we go,
(27:51):
Hawaii on the air. Everybody gets your tickets out I'm
sure the people driving around town super compelled get a
photo with old Rusty their p al. Right, here we
go Hawaii five days. Hilton Hawaiian Village located on the
widest stretch of White Sand Beach and all of Waikiki.
(28:13):
Hilton Hawaiian Village has five sparkling pools, Paradise Pool, Waikiki's
longest water slide. You look straight out, you got bowls
to your right, you got threes right in front of you.
It is a glorious spot to stay. Absolutely love it there.
Here we go five nights. Oh, I think this goes
to an early one, six one four, six one. Who's
(28:41):
still alive? Who are my six ones? Give me your hands?
Who are my six ones? Six one four? Is that
Kareem abdul Jabar? Back there? It is six one two nine.
Who's going to Hawaii? Six one four nine? I hear
(29:01):
the applause. Yeah, Look at this he's wearing a freaking
beautiful straw. Hell, look at this guy. He's got the
Panama shirt. Look at that well dressed fing man. Lor
he's got two pens, the gold jewelry. Let's give it
to him, Matt. Look at this lo Congratulations relations, sir
(29:31):
six one four six one two nine. That is our winner.
He is dressed for success and he has got a
five nights stay at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, White saying, sir,
you look like you'd love a water slide. It is
the longest water slide in all of Waikiki. He's gonna
slide down that thing. You know what he's gonna do.
(29:53):
He's gonna Panama. He's gonna load up the sunscreen on
his shoulder blade. Let's peak him as he's going down
that slide. He's gonna fly to the pool. He might
even take a cab down to another hotel. Not a train.
I'm gonna get crazy. No trains in Wakiki. All about ConA.
You got that training?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And yes, Matt is now wearing a who Farted tank
top if those of you on the stream have not seen,
I had an extra large sticker stuck to my neck
for an hour that nobody thought to tell me about.
And Matt is now wearing a who Farted tank top?
So things have really dissipated.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
He really have the wheels have come off. Leslie introduced
me to the folks from Wild Fork, and she was like, Hey,
meet the people from wah.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I got a bunch of texts when we mentioned wild
Fork on the area yesterday and people were.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Like, Wildfork's the best. Yeah, that's wild with Wildfork's the future.
We're very excited. They're opening a spot in Long Beach
and they were like, that's a nice taketop. I was like, oh, yeah,
I forgot. I'm wearing the hoof forks. Oh so nice
to meet ya. Go ahead, invite me out to your place.
I'll em see it would be great.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Really looking forward to doing business here. Yeah, we want
to sign on with a guy with a who farted
tank top?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The face of your clientele moving forward, let's got to
the face of our listen, it's what we do.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
All right, We'll be back with more great sports talk.
We'll wrap it up great segments talk. I don't know
how long everybody gets to hang out or what the
band's gonna do. I'm not really privy to that kind
of information, but I do know how my truck is
right there, and when the show's over, normally I just
walk out and I get in the truck and I
drive away.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well, I feel like Sweet Child of Mine might have
been the closer well, iMedia like that was the closer
we did sweet Child.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
I mean the segment started with us doing sweet Child
of Mine and it ended with one of the guys
from Magnum p I went on a trip to Hawaii.
I mean, it's really a great moment.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Exactly right. What a segment. Incredible in Creobla. We still
have one more giveaway the TV. Do it, Matt, now
we'll do it in the next segment live all right.
Well again, we cannot thank our friends from Fast Times enough.
Just unbelievable that that's kind enough to come down. What
(32:03):
a great band, full drums, great guys, the best guys.
And remember they play the Whiskey every Monday. They are
playing Sea Legs on Labor Days. Is awesome. Get ahead
of it. It'll sell out Saturday, October Halloween show at
the Whiskey, so get ahead of that and get it right.
Is that the thirty first or twenty six they will
be at the Whiskey. So huge thank you to our
(32:26):
friends from Fast Times band. That is why you follow
them on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
And Matt, we're making it easier for you to win
even more money. Log on to AM five seventy La
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Speaker 1 (32:51):
We do have one more prize to give away, peage.
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Speaker 1 (33:09):
What else we got? Our friend Brett gave us a
sixty five inch West House watch it on the stream.
We love you, bray Roku TV our last prize to
give away, so let's do it right here on the
air before we pass it along to David Vase. Thank
you everybody for coming out. It seems as though just
about everybody is stuck around until the very end and
hopefully uh the sixty five inch Led four K Ultra
(33:34):
High Death TV. We'll go to somebody that is blind.
We are hoping that somebody at least some kind of disability.
All right, here we go. I will blindly pull the
ticket now so uh sixty five inch TV goes too soon?
You can see six one four with thousands of apps available,
(33:55):
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six one four five someone just yelled you second. How
about this? The TV's going to someone who got here
crazy early. That made me laugh. Six one four. Oh
(34:18):
you know what I was wrong? It's a six? Sorry?
Wait what happened? I thought it was a five? It's
a six. Sorry Now everybody really hates me. Six one four,
six three two six six one four six three two six.
Look at this another Panama hat Prince shirt. He looks
like he can say. Wow, good sir, you have won
(34:40):
a television Panama read. Here's a there we go.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
A big thank you to Dave West, our promotions man
who pulls so much of this off.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Incredible. Daveis Ryan Blackmore, one of our bosses, Don Martin,
George Lee Milke Moore. Hit it our video staff, Ricky,
that's not it? What that's not it? I'll cut the music,
run the music running. Six one four six three two
six Are you here? Freaking Panama? Run? Are you here?
(35:12):
We got a fake we got a phony phone call
six one four six, three two six going ones. Nobody
wants an AMTV going twice? What should I do? Should
I do another one? All right? That's it? Here we
go instead. Oh my gosh, who would have guessed? I
(35:35):
pulled a five six one four five nine six one
six one four five nine six one Are you here?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
We're gonna do this off the year. We're gonna do
this off the year. I think that was a good
call to hit the eject right there. Bridge too far, But.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It wasn't a bridge too far for the show. Thank
you the fast times, Thank you to everybody who came out.
We couldn't do this without the great sports talk community.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
The beautiful Genie, Boss Genie with the big Weenie, Steve
Van Dorn, our host, Steve van Dorn. What can you say?
We don't deserve his generosity? And Ronnie Foscio all the
way back in Burbank crying one solitary tear like a
native American that sees you literate. I gotta give away
with TV who farted? We'll be back on tomorrow with three.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Everybody, have a great night, and God bless you Dodger talkers. Next,
thank you for coming out. Please drive safely.
You see the marks. It couldn't be anything else.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's that's not cool?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Why why? Why? That's a clarn question, bro, dumb ass,
dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That's right going, that's right going.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's not the original.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, shuck it down at nine Boothball Warriors Big you
talk Warriors, Big you talk Warriors, Big Warriors, Big.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You talk bron This is going to ruin the tour?
What tour? The world tour? Going it on vic Bet
Chosen Money, A five to seventy LA Sports Live everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app making our way until six o'clock.
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We have got under an hour to go. We just
doubled up on the prizes. We got ourselves a winner
for the Dodger Suite with one hundred and fifty dollars
IF card courtesy of Lids, and we gave away the
vans for a year, so still to give away.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Anybody. Unsavory has won anything. No, anybody We're unhappy with
win anything yet, not one bit. It has been a
We got Lawrence of Arabia over here. Oh yeah, sir, Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Uh, everybody's okay, everyone's doing great? Are you guys? Drunk
and tired? We only have one more hour, less than
an hour. We got like fifty minutes to go.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, so there's not that much more time in Great
Sports Talk, but there's more prizes, more sports for music
from Fast Times. There is Dodger Talk tonight at six,
but David Vassay is gonna do it so Tim Kates
can drive home. Alicia Delva's leaving, Alisha del are you leaving?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Or just saying hello? She's saying hello, saying hello? You
say hello? And Tim says hello, and.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Uh lailoh hello. Laila Kates is also here. Je daughter
who's been helping us out with the show. We've been
having a great time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We ish your big footed creep stay away from her.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And this band is awesome. One more time for Fast Time.
We love these guys.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They're playing Sea Legs on Labor Day and they play
the Whiskey every single Monday. They're an incredible band. It
has been an awesome party. They're actually better than we are.
We should just kind of step aside for the last
hour and let them play.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
We are not as necessary when they are here. No yet,
great sports talkers. What's brought us together? Great sports Doc
Denham and Leather and we are very pleased to be here.
You can podcast the show on the iHeartRadio app for
your smartphone. You can stream the show live and today
we're on x We're on YouTube and.
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the portal. And if you can't make it here, like
we said, we only got about fifty minutes left, there's
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He's stuck under a giant pile of hot naked chicks
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certain point he had a foothold and it looked like
he was going to be able to pretzel his way out,
you know, kind of by doing like a rolling motion,
but he was unable to get the grip of those
hot chicks off of him, so he had to stay.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He stuck. Unfortunately. A big thank you to Chef Merito.
Lauren was here. I was here. Yeah, Hi Lauren from
Chef Marito Lauren.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Hello, she's lounging in the Toyota VIP beanbags.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh yeah, there she is. Hello Lauren, the big thank
you to Chef Marito. The spices are in the spice container,
but the chef isn't you. Yeah. Also Doctor Pepper. That's
a big time doys. You got Doctor Pepper, vats of
Doctor Pepper every We love Doctor Pepper, especially the zero
one of a kind taste, one of a kind of connection,
Doctor Pepper. It's a pepper thing. Barry's Tickets, Berry's Tickets
dot Com. We just as we mentioned, gave away those
(03:58):
Dodger tickets in the sweet thank you to Barry's Tickets.
We also have the iHeartRadio tickets that we gave away
for the Vegas trip recently. Blue Eyes Vodka we talked
about them last segment. Oh, the blue Eyes vodkas delicious.
You got the lemonade. How's that? It's great?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, I like I like a fruity drink in a
hot afternoon. I'm not too much of a man to admit.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That we got a vodka drink. We got a Logger drink,
and now we've got a vodka drink and a vodka drink.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Prize Picks fee that's right. That's the best fantasy sports
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Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now here's the conundrum my face as I prepared something
for today. We like to sprinkle in a smattering of sports.
You want to yell about somebody, well, and I was like,
just don't. I don't feel like you're mad about Hayward.
I'm mad about the the Chris Taylor thing and the
sunk cost. I saw your tweet, but I don't want
to do that. I think it's just it's not the
right atmosphere, it's not the right vibe. Everyone's in a
(04:53):
good mood.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You've been doing a lot of Dodger bitching and pitching
a fish.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, I just don't. I don't feel like it's it's
right to do that. Okay, well let's do this. Let's
do the Final hour fun.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Okay, do the Final hour fun fact, and then we'll
do quickts and we'll see where we're at.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, that's a good idea. If I could open this
thing up and get to the final hour fun fast.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, the fact is, this might be the best event
we've ever had. I'll tell you what's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I think it is. And I didn't want to come
here today. I'm still not sure. But this is a
great event. It really has been fantastic. We cannot thank
the people enough. You want to do it in the
next segment, No, I can get it. It's just for
this some reason. I'm terrible. I'm just a bad person.
(05:35):
All right, Rodnie, we're gonna do the quickts quick, hitch.
I'll make it quick, y'all. Okay, I have a horrible person.
I got it.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, scratch that back to the final hour, fun fat fact.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, you know what. That's what happened.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
That's what happens when you talk about how great something
is and then Leon Let comes or Todd Bbe comes
and slaps the ball out of your hand.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Leah Lett. Anyway, Oh, I saw a giant guy too.
We're happy. Giant guy and his daughter. He loved giant
guy and his daughter. Everybody's everybody, all of our regulars.
Double Boot dies here, Double Boots, the Asian is here, everybody,
Ryan exactly. Travis won the freaking whatever it was that
you won.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I don't know what it is about Vegas. He won
the Vegas trip. I don't know what it is about.
Maybe it's the van's venue or the band. But kind
of like way more hot chicks than we normally pulled.
You know what I'm saying, Like way more, especially the
lady up front, like we got it. Like most of
the time you pay a hot young lady like this
money to dance. Come and dance with some ass and
(06:45):
get around the crowd. You know karaoke bars do that.
You pay a hot chick to go mingle around. And
we didn't even have to pay this chick. I danced
with her in the last break. As a matter of fact,
I gotta excited us.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I love you, Ginger to the main stage. Yes you're
not eighty four, Yeah you're eighty four, eighty four years
and four years old. Look at that your final hour.
Fun fact, as we are saboteurs, we are saboteurs to
the city. The term sabotage originated from French textile workers
(07:19):
throwing their wooden clogs known as sabots, into machinery to
protest against industrialization and automation in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Sabotage saboteur all right, tied for crickets. Sorry about that, crickets.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Let big a snarky at the headline. I got a
nice text from Vic wishing us the best wishing he
could be here and sending his love to all of you.
So thank you, Vic for the kind words prior to
the event. We miss you dearly.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
The Dodgers are seventy six and fifty two. If it
was here, we'd never see him again because he'd cling
to the bottom of Jeanie busses car like Robert de
Niro and Kate fear like Ah Genie, I waited for
the car to come in the gate. The Dodgers are
seventy six and fifty two. Everything's great. They swept the
(08:25):
Seattle Mariners back to the sea with them.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And they got their manager fire.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, Scott's service he's out, no longer serviceable. They continue
their homestand tomorrow versus the Rays. The Dodgers just finished
thirteen games, as Matt talked about a lot in thirteen days.
But David Vasse no rest for the weary. No, he's
got off night Dodger talk. That's why Leila Kates is down.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Here exactly right. Kates and Pops having a daddy daughter
day because Dave no rest for the weary.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And Matt, I know you're very upset about the Dodgers
not cool dfang, which sounds like a porn term, but
it's not. Jason Hayward out Chris Taylor in no idea
why they felt the pressure to activate Chris Taylor set.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You guys are upset, Yes they are.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Why is it because Taylor has a terrible overbite and
Hayward's good looking?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You are very good looking, uh, and not that attractive.
Maybe it's because Taylor, in sixty four games, has two
multi hit games and thirty eight opers full time. Maybe
that's why he's got thirty eight opers and two multi
hit games this season. That could be why they were upset.
Perhaps they believe that Jason Hayward will fly through waivers
(09:46):
and they will be able to bring him back like
they have Brent Honeywell. Perhaps that's the idea. Did he
get through waivers? Honeywell made through waivers, He accepted his
assignment to Oklahoma City, and he likely will be back
with the club on September first. So Matt does not
like this move. I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
He does not like this, but he's so overjoyed by
the event. Here's the thing that he's not gonna get
super upset about it. Maybe just give him a little
bit of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Give him a little taste of what the top story.
Just let a little out, Matt. You don't got to
give him all the poison. Here's the thing. It just
continues to reopen an old wound. He'll not heal. A
little anti freeze in the wine gives it the right kick.
A little bit too much is bat In twenty twenty one,
Corey Seeger was a free agent. The Dodgers offered him
eight years, two hundred and fifty million dollars. The Rangers
(10:32):
countered with ten years, three hundred and twenty five million dollars.
The Dodgers gave Chris Taylor, coming off a two to
fifty four average season, sixty eight million dollars the money
they simply could have applied to Corey Seeger's two hundred
and fifty million dollar deal and signed him one of
(10:52):
the great true Dodgers drafted out of high school rookie
of the year. What did we get a timber call up? Instead,
they gave it to Chris Taylor. Get out of that,
Get out of nuts Taylor, Oh, hold out of nutting.
And that's why him getting Jason Hayward booted reopens that
wound of why you're paying Chris Taylor sixty eight million
bucks when you could have just added that to corey
(11:13):
Seekers deal to make sure he doesn't leave. I saw
on Twitter you tried to send Chris Taylor to Hawaii.
I did givinm is thirteen million bucks. AlOH, I get
out of here. They chose Kevin Kirmeyer over Hayward as
their left handed bat off the bench. So there's that
(11:33):
Chris Taylor's never going to be their right handed bat
off the bench. I can say that with great authority
and zero situations in the playoffs. Are they going to
go to Chris Taylor to be the right handed bat
off the bench? You know? I just want to take
it just a quick, unscientific poll. Welcome my friends to
the show that never ends, right, just real quick, just
real quick.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
If you're paying attention, raise your hand if you want
Jason Hayward. Al right, well that you would raise your
hand too, then Ray.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
How would Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Okay, I'm raising my hand, and raise your hand if
you want the cheese eating rat Chris Taylor.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It seems like a bit all right, I see this,
and raise your hand. If you're like me, and you're like,
hey man, whatever man, hey man, all right, okay, all right, yeah,
because I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
what the right answer is. I don't know what the
right answer is.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
But I saw Matt's tweet today early today and I
was like, Wow, that tweet's got momentum.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Did you bring a tank? And Matt is very angry.
I did not bring it. I did not.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I went to the Vans store on a Torrent's Boulevard
and bought a T shirt. And I bought this hat,
all right from a girl that was like, looked like
she could tackle me in the hole.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
She was something, Uh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, big big strong woman, forty forty Watch for show,
al TONI do we care about that?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
All right, okay, I'm just wondering. Currently sitting on thirty
nine home runs. In thirty nine stolen bases could happen
tomorrow night. Not gonna happen tonight. It will not happen tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It will not tomorrow. The rays, oh the race, sorry say.
I was thinking the Orioles because of the whole Bueler conversation.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hey you notice, hey, you guys notice how many? How
many more buttons?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I was just gonna go tap I was just gonna
go tank for the last time.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If all of you guys, I had like an extra
large sticker hanging off my neck for like an hour
of the show. It was no one gonna tell me that.
Does everybody here hate me that much? There's literally thousands
of people here and not one person pulled the extra
large sticker off my neck.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I had to do it. I would love to wear
the Fast Time shirt, but I could fit two of
me if you got into this Fast Time sticker was
on my neck for like an hour. You guys are terrible.
Make you feel better. I hate you people. No one
was gonna tell me. There we go.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Remember guys, when No Todi gets to forty four, he'll
be just the sixth player ever in Major League Baseball
history to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
In the first Dodger I mean, is that not crazy?
That's what we're saying. A bunch of times I tell
him that he is a sticker on his fingt. What
the hell, guys, Oh, don't say it, He'll get upset you, Matt.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
The Angels are in Canada taking on the Toronto Blue
Jays as we speak.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Uh Perry Manassian despite zero winning season.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Any Armenian friends. I know we're pretty deep in Orange Canada. Ye,
b Yeah, and he's got a beard, beautiful. Manassian got extended.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Give back mount Air rat. The Angels farm system continues
to be ranked in the bottom ten of all of baseball.
They have not had a winning season since he was hired.
But Armenians are likable, exactly right, and there has been
considerable turnover with the general manager position over the last
ten years. I'm not trying to stability is the answer. Yeah, maybe,
(14:53):
but I'm not trying to be racist. I don't know.
But if Manassian was a Turk Unassian, you think he's
st if he was a Turk it Oh no, no,
you're all right, dude, Not right, dude. It is the Van. Well,
it's a face plant headquarters. It was with Van. I
mean you got all that grass and right there the concrete.
That's all right, though. That's a tough kid. He's gonna
(15:14):
be good. If Nassian was a Turk, he'd have been
out a year at Dip the washcloth into here, let him.
Let him suck on that a little bit. What did
to me? Let him gum down some huckleberry vankak gump.
Some of my whiskey. You'll be fine. I'm a drunk grandmother.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Matt's leaving for Dallas tomorrow to the Dallas Metroplex area.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I am.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
The Chargers play their final preseason game on Saturday in Dallas.
Who's gonna play?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Me? Me? Me, Me me.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Don't expect any of the starters out there, but listen
on all ninety eight to seven. F Ham and the
Rams are in Hughstone today for a joint practice with
the Texans. They will square off on Saturday in their
final preseason game. Sean McVay is also sitting as starters
on Saturday and Matt. If you haven't watched the first
three episodes of Hard Knocks Pick Up Your Trash, you've
(16:08):
noticed that there's no cussing from any of the players
and coaches on the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Apparently all the f bombs and the working blue has
gotten to the viewers, so HBO decided to edit out
all of the curse scene Pick Up Your Track. Virginia McCaskey.
She is one hundred and one. She is the daughter
of George Hallis. He did not have any sons. McCaskey
(16:32):
inherited the team. She is one hundred and one years old,
and she does not like foul language. So HBO honored
the centenarian and has edited out all of the cussing. Hey, Virginia,
you're a real Duson Barry. You know that way to go,
(16:52):
Way to Go.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
UCLA kicks off the season in Hawaii on August thirty four.
A Deshaun Foster says he is not going to dress
exactly like King Kamehameha with the cape and the big
cool hat. Asid the rumors were out there and he
says he's not gonna wear Hawaiian print shirt on the
(17:15):
sideline versus the Warriors wear it.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He said, we're not on VAKA. You know, Bowl games,
it's a different feel. This is our first game. We're
in LA. It's US and SI. People are always saying
that this is their Super Bowl, but this is ours too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We want to get this started on the red flip.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, if you can't overcome the head coach and the
coaching staff wearing some rain spooners, uh, maybe got bigger issues.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Hey, I don't want to play that hard. Look at coach,
he's in a Hawaiian shirt. He looks like a bitch.
Now it used to be that you couldn't get a
plane at of Honolulu after a certain time of night.
So all these wax schools like Colorado State or whoever
back in the day would go out and play Hawaii
and then what you get stuck?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
And then where you go? You know exactly where they went.
They went to kohil and picked up a bunch of
freaking hookers, gim hookers with the clear heels, and I
don't know if it's a dude or a chick.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
And next thing you know, Colorado State's had five players
arrested after beating Hawaii by thirty points. Why because they
couldn't get out of town. That's why they all got gonnerrhea.
Now they all, yeah, the whole team's got the clap.
Now now it's it's a lot easier. You chart it
right out. You know, no one ever keeps a football
team in town for the night after the game. And
(18:35):
there is a really really really good reason about that,
really really good reason, really good. You see what happens
when all the football players come together, Warren sap Knox,
the hookers heads together like coconuts.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
See what happens. It's terrible. You see what happens when
you hit coheel. It's terrible. Usc stay off Coohiel. You
see the clear heels. Yeah, Sunday, September first, and Kirk
Farrence and his assistants suspended a game because they recruited.
It's gonna be Jane McNamara, just an ear of corn.
You just gonna put a headset on an ear of corn.
(19:08):
Like isn't it funny that the NCAA still being like, hey,
you did some recruiting during COVID, nobody cares. Nobody cares. God,
you losers. And those are your quick hits, quick hits.
Everybody fast times is back. Get them back up here.
Let's keep rocking and rolling.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Sportsing it up, spots it up.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
There's some sports. And this has been a wonderful event.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We are going to continue with another couple of segments
and then we will all swerve home in the loneliest evening.
But thank you so much for being part of it.
It's the Petrosen Money Show. We still got the eleventh.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
T We're gonna do that on the air, Toyota Cash
gettle do that on the air. Oh god, oh that's
a good idea. Yeah, we are back on the air
in the midst of a sweet child, I'm going off
we go? Where do we go? We go? Where do
(20:03):
we go? Oh? Where do we go? Now? Where do
we go? Where do we go?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Hi? Ye ye aye aye aye? Where do we go? Now?
Where do we go? Hey? You can't interrupt the song?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
What about time? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Show hys and the Petas and money dancers. That is
a fast time ben Oh beautiful, the Fast Times. The
greatest party band in the history city of Los Angeles,
the greater Oh. That was incredible. We love you, guys,
(21:13):
Thank you. That was incredible. Well done boys, Thank you,
that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
If you're watching on YouTube or x or Facebook, thank you.
If you're just listening on M five seventy or on
the iHeartRadio app. We have these people all lined up
because this is it flying guillotines.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Here they come.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
No, we're actually giving away eleven thousand dollars. Yes, it
is the eleven thousand dollars Toyota Cash giveaway.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
This is the final final prize final. Did we give
away everything else? No, we still have to give away
the TV. We still have to give away the trip
to Hawaii, So those two things are still loud.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
But because of our friends at Toyota and you could
check out that beautiful, brand new twenty twenty four Toyota Tacoma.
We got the eleven thousand dollar Toyota Cash giveaway, the
twenty twenty four Toyota Tacoma reimagined from the ground up
in three hundred and.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Twenty six horse power. All right, we're going to introduce
our people.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yes, so this is what we're doing, Matt, to avoid
the confusion of last year.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
In order to avoid the confusion, everybody has a Manila envelope.
It is not see through. Everybody's got an envelope. One
of them has a piece of paper that simply says cash. Right,
it just says cat and everybody else does. The paper
that say cash doesn't have a special color. It is green.
It is Greenla cash, so cash.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
So here are are there pieces of paper in the
losing envelopes?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They are white white. It is a white piece of
paper versus a green piece of paper the color of
the white man. All right, weakness and laws pe Here
are our finalists. Are you ready? Yeah, Waite, raise your
hand when introduced our final finalists. We start from the back,
moving forward Shelley from Torrents right here front of you people. Oh,
there's Shelley. Okay, Shelley from Torrance. Hi, Shelley, Torrens. Did
(23:04):
you go to Torrance High? Elsa Gando, Let's go Eagles?
Here we go, all right. Our five online finalists are
as follows. Federan Nandito Eugeno. Where are you, sir? Let
me go? Russell? Where are you from? Fernando? He is
from San Diego. Hol all right, Russell, Veldivia?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Where Russell? There we go, Sweet Blades, where are you from?
Russell West? Cole West?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Against you Russell? Straight out of Norwalk? Robert Martinez, Norwy
from Carson, Nora Sandoval, Let's go Colts. Thank you, Norah.
And from the t Stephanie vulovitzs there at the end.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
There we go, Hi, Stephanie. Alight, it's a long drive
home if you got the white slipping.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
There those our online finalists, Our five finalists from our
other five tour stops. We have seen our friend Keith
at Many Oh, we love Many, We love Keith at
Many of our summer tour stops. A single shooter Keith
Keith from Studio City. He's a loan Shooter a loaner
(24:19):
of sorts. Now, am I to believe that Robin's last
name is really Critos? Yes, Robin Critos not from Cerritos,
but Lakewood. She's not Filipino LKWD. She was our finalist
from Brewer Reyacs second time. David Henry from Alcohol Oh David,
(24:41):
look at that guy. He was El Segundo. He it's
pretty school. Robert Gurola out of Bell Gardens was our
BREWERYACS first stop finalists in the House representing Stanford and Morrissey,
and our first finalist from Buyena Park, Isaiah Torres. Where
are you? Isaiah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We go? All right? All right there? Hey, those are
our eleven finalists.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Isaiah got a haircut recently, but he kept it stylishly
long on top.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hey, can I get a number one on the side,
but stylishly long? Give me a little bit of linked
on top on top? All right?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Well, I'm not gonna remember everybody's name, but we're gonna
do this, and we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do it fast. I think everyone's doing it at the
same time. We're gonna rip off the band aid. If
we go one by one, it's gonna be weird. If
somebody pulls it.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
It's too much humiliation for the one person you know,
and it's like, oh loser, and everybody's looking, so we
might as well just do it all at once. Rip
off the band aid, wax, off the puzzo hair. Let
wait wait, wait, hey, you're all winners. Okay, you're all winners. Book,
you're here partying today. We're having a great time. Yes,
eleven grand is a lot. It's gonna hurt when a
(25:47):
ten of you don't win it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
However, if you lose, you can take a free pull
off the blue ice. Exactly right, so don't worry about that.
Exactly right. I'm your huckleberry. The eleven K Toyota cash
give away on the count of what.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Three three one two three hoping hoping it on white
uh white white wine?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Mine? Why why I got no uggets done here? It's
the guy with the base. I love it. K Toyota
cash giveaway. Congratulations. Who is that? Is that? Russell? Rusty
Rusty the bailiff, Rusty Veldibio? Is that correct, sir, Rusty Veldiba?
(26:41):
Congratulations for the eleven K Toyota cash giveaway. Eleven thousand
dollars from my friend at your Southern California Toyota. Who
wants a pool? You guys want to pull this? Uh,
he wants a pool? Congratulations Rusty, Congratulations, Rusty, You're champion.
Not gonna be a little in grand By at least
two more pairs of pit Vipers and a couple more
(27:04):
pairs of Flarity pants and another Kenny Kenny Powers t shirt.
Exactly right. He's wearing vans. Is we're in some sweet vans?
He drives a Toyota. He says, look at that, congratulated
rides a Toyota. Well, this is awkward. It was his
birthday yesterday, Happy birthday, and we're swing eleven thousand dollars.
(27:28):
Everyone's a winner. Everyone's a I wish each of you
could have won a thousand dollars. I was pulling from
the girl from Carson the South Bay. Love you, sweetie.
You guys want to do Hawaii, Matt, you want to
give away Hawaii on the air? Still here? Yeah? That
good idea case, I'll take this thing out of being
a loser, Hawaii on the air, and then we will
be left with nothing but the TV. So here we go,
(27:51):
Hawaii on the air. Everybody gets your tickets out I'm
sure the people driving around town super compelled get a
photo with old Rusty their p al. Right, here we
go Hawaii five days. Hilton Hawaiian Village located on the
widest stretch of White Sand Beach and all of Waikiki.
(28:13):
Hilton Hawaiian Village has five sparkling pools, Paradise Pool, Waikiki's
longest water slide. You look straight out, you got bowls
to your right, you got threes right in front of you.
It is a glorious spot to stay. Absolutely love it there.
Here we go five nights. Oh, I think this goes
to an early one, six one four, six one. Who's
(28:41):
still alive? Who are my six ones? Give me your hands?
Who are my six ones? Six one four? Is that
Kareem abdul Jabar? Back there? It is six one two nine.
Who's going to Hawaii? Six one four nine? I hear
(29:01):
the applause. Yeah, Look at this he's wearing a freaking
beautiful straw. Hell, look at this guy. He's got the
Panama shirt. Look at that well dressed fing man. Lor
he's got two pens, the gold jewelry. Let's give it
to him, Matt. Look at this lo Congratulations relations, sir
(29:31):
six one four six one two nine. That is our winner.
He is dressed for success and he has got a
five nights stay at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, White saying, sir,
you look like you'd love a water slide. It is
the longest water slide in all of Waikiki. He's gonna
slide down that thing. You know what he's gonna do.
(29:53):
He's gonna Panama. He's gonna load up the sunscreen on
his shoulder blade. Let's peak him as he's going down
that slide. He's gonna fly to the pool. He might
even take a cab down to another hotel. Not a train.
I'm gonna get crazy. No trains in Wakiki. All about ConA.
You got that training?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And yes, Matt is now wearing a who Farted tank
top if those of you on the stream have not seen,
I had an extra large sticker stuck to my neck
for an hour that nobody thought to tell me about.
And Matt is now wearing a who Farted tank top?
So things have really dissipated.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
He really have the wheels have come off. Leslie introduced
me to the folks from Wild Fork, and she was like, Hey,
meet the people from wah.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I got a bunch of texts when we mentioned wild
Fork on the area yesterday and people were.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Like, Wildfork's the best. Yeah, that's wild with Wildfork's the future.
We're very excited. They're opening a spot in Long Beach
and they were like, that's a nice taketop. I was like, oh, yeah,
I forgot. I'm wearing the hoof forks. Oh so nice
to meet ya. Go ahead, invite me out to your place.
I'll em see it would be great.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Really looking forward to doing business here. Yeah, we want
to sign on with a guy with a who farted
tank top?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The face of your clientele moving forward, let's got to
the face of our listen, it's what we do.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
All right, We'll be back with more great sports talk.
We'll wrap it up great segments talk. I don't know
how long everybody gets to hang out or what the
band's gonna do. I'm not really privy to that kind
of information, but I do know how my truck is
right there, and when the show's over, normally I just
walk out and I get in the truck and I
drive away.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well, I feel like Sweet Child of Mine might have
been the closer well, iMedia like that was the closer
we did sweet Child.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
I mean the segment started with us doing sweet Child
of Mine and it ended with one of the guys
from Magnum p I went on a trip to Hawaii.
I mean, it's really a great moment.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Exactly right. What a segment. Incredible in Creobla. We still
have one more giveaway the TV. Do it, Matt, now
we'll do it in the next segment live all right.
Well again, we cannot thank our friends from Fast Times enough.
Just unbelievable that that's kind enough to come down. What
(32:03):
a great band, full drums, great guys, the best guys.
And remember they play the Whiskey every Monday. They are
playing Sea Legs on Labor Days. Is awesome. Get ahead
of it. It'll sell out Saturday, October Halloween show at
the Whiskey, so get ahead of that and get it right.
Is that the thirty first or twenty six they will
be at the Whiskey. So huge thank you to our
(32:26):
friends from Fast Times band. That is why you follow
them on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
And Matt, we're making it easier for you to win
even more money. Log on to AM five seventy La
sports dot com Slash contest for a chance to win
at Dodgers Clubhouse thousand dollars shopping spree again from our
friends at Toyota. My Gosh, showy, how Toddy shows up
and the world opens.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We do have one more prize to give away, peage.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Driven by your Southern California Toyota dealers. We make it easy,
So go to AMBI seven LA sports dot com, Colasports
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Speaker 1 (33:09):
What else we got? Our friend Brett gave us a
sixty five inch West House watch it on the stream.
We love you, bray Roku TV our last prize to
give away, so let's do it right here on the
air before we pass it along to David Vase. Thank
you everybody for coming out. It seems as though just
about everybody is stuck around until the very end and
hopefully uh the sixty five inch Led four K Ultra
(33:34):
High Death TV. We'll go to somebody that is blind.
We are hoping that somebody at least some kind of disability.
All right, here we go. I will blindly pull the
ticket now so uh sixty five inch TV goes too soon?
You can see six one four with thousands of apps available,
(33:55):
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Get yours at your local target, best by your online
six one four five someone just yelled you second. How
about this? The TV's going to someone who got here
crazy early. That made me laugh. Six one four. Oh
(34:18):
you know what I was wrong? It's a six? Sorry?
Wait what happened? I thought it was a five? It's
a six. Sorry Now everybody really hates me. Six one four,
six three two six six one four six three two six.
Look at this another Panama hat Prince shirt. He looks
like he can say. Wow, good sir, you have won
(34:40):
a television Panama read. Here's a there we go.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
A big thank you to Dave West, our promotions man
who pulls so much of this off.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Incredible. Daveis Ryan Blackmore, one of our bosses, Don Martin,
George Lee Milke Moore. Hit it our video staff, Ricky,
that's not it? What that's not it? I'll cut the music,
run the music running. Six one four six three two
six Are you here? Freaking Panama? Run? Are you here?
(35:12):
We got a fake we got a phony phone call
six one four six, three two six going ones. Nobody
wants an AMTV going twice? What should I do? Should
I do another one? All right? That's it? Here we
go instead. Oh my gosh, who would have guessed? I
(35:35):
pulled a five six one four five nine six one
six one four five nine six one Are you here?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
We're gonna do this off the year. We're gonna do
this off the year. I think that was a good
call to hit the eject right there. Bridge too far, But.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It wasn't a bridge too far for the show. Thank
you the fast times, Thank you to everybody who came out.
We couldn't do this without the great sports talk community.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
The beautiful Genie, Boss Genie with the big Weenie, Steve
Van Dorn, our host, Steve van Dorn. What can you say?
We don't deserve his generosity? And Ronnie Foscio all the
way back in Burbank crying one solitary tear like a
native American that sees you literate. I gotta give away
with TV who farted? We'll be back on tomorrow with three.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Everybody, have a great night, and God bless you Dodger talkers. Next,
thank you for coming out. Please drive safely.
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