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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Bess at seven pm. And today A Modella meets a
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not a real meach, not made with a modello, which

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is a reward for those with a fighting spirit. Modello
is a mark of a fighter. Fight down Warren Crime
right now. Hey, look it's the opponent. The opponent had
a make a lotta that was tasty. Appreciate him coming
by and saying hello. It was very nice. We had
a great time at matt You haven't been here Friday,
so no time to react to our great event. On

(01:43):
might have been their best whenever, how recency by certainly,
but I thought it was a good event. And now
it's over. Well, well they're not. Depending on the success
of the Dodgers, they're not done. Petros and money party
tour may not be on it. Well, what do you think,
what do you think is gonna happen? What do you

(02:05):
think is gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think we're gonna go to BJ's and do our
six We'll do those and then, but I don't want
to do anything else.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Here's what I'll say. Here is John Hayman said they're
going to the World Series. So here's here is my proclamation, No,
not proclamation. Here is my prediction. They will win the
World Series and dot I think it's worth making an
annual another party. I think I think the Christmas Party
was so damn great, But it wasn't that we're gonna

(02:35):
make it an annual. We were screamed at. We want
to do the Petra like the Summer tours. Ever the tomatoes,
they would have thrown the mat it. Just like the
Summer Tour. The Christmas Party is now a staple and
we got to lean into it. I think you're right,
they will win the World Series and we will still
have the Christmas Party. Gosh, you say that. It's not
just we needed the extra money this year.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's like, we'll take that money now, right every year,
As as our boss likes to say, it's baked in
now out.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
State of California has never fired a government employee. They
just keep adding Petrosen money. Has never trimmed a live remote.
We just keep adding, you're right about that, you're right
about We got fired by one of our venues and
we still had an event. We just went back to
another one for free. Gotta hate myself and everybody else.

(03:23):
All right, Matt, it is time. Oh this is sad.
Word of the day. Yeah, get ready. His words, the
word of the day, Tom Brady going around the world
trying to become an NFL announcer.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's working, hard, working, hard working hard getting ready. His
ex wife, Giel Boon chin jiu jitsu guy water bike
with her jiu jitsu guy on one of those water
bikes where you pedal it by so stupid, and they
went right by freaking Brady's house in Miami. They water

(04:03):
bike right by his house. He could probably probably see
him on his ring can.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And you can't miss. You can't not see someone on
a water bike because you look at you, like, get
these idiots on the water bike. They look like they're
not going anywhere. Giselle and Joaquim Valente. She's forty four,
he's seventeen. Seems about right, seventeen plus. Spotted outside Miami waters.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
And they went right right in front of Tom Brady's big,
giant waterfront Florida bougie.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
House, intentionally obvious. They're neighbors.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jazelle's eleven million dollars home is pretty close to Tom's play.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You want to be close for the kids, you know,
not a big deal for them to go from here there.
It's totally normal. She had a very small.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Way for ribbon thin with a top on her boobs
and leopard printed skirt on the water bike and Valente shirtless,
cameo printed trunks and a ball cap.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
There.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You like to paddle board. They'd like to spin in
front of the house. They like to do wrestling, jiu jitsu, sex.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You geeze.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
There was a I like to have my g real loose,
so she up grabs at my ge and then I
just tirer up real quick and.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Bag bag mag mag mag mate. That's how they do
it in front of top jack rabbit style. Oh yeah. Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
There was a rumor that they had had split up
or there was some kind of issue.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
After the roast, Valente was like, this is he I
cannot take it anymore. And she was like, no, no, Jockie, no,
I want to see the water bikes here. They are best.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
They look like gigantic tools. Look at that stick it
out of the water like a dildo.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
See it's funny. It just goes to show how how
old I am Ian vision. Remember the first water bikes,
those giant tricycles with the fild. It's not like a circus.
I was thinking, people are on the cutting act like
that they used to rent at the Horny Corner at
the Long Beach. You can high envision that giant tricycle.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It doesn't matter, you're gonna have the most sophisticated one.
You still look like an idiot. Look at zuckerbern Oh
on that stupid thing at all. Yeah, yeah, this is
like high end. You just spent five grand on that
water bike.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let's go ride by Tom's and then come home and
have sex. We make the quietest to spiked Tom Brady. Yeah,
this looks ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So there you go. They rolled right by in front
of Brady's house. Coincidence, no coincidence.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
And look at the freaking yachts they're driving, by Jesus, Well, Madden,
you have the big money a Fisher Island Star Island,
like one of these big orange wheeled plastic water bikes.
When I can get this super svelt.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Who's your neighbor, Eric Roberts Cocaine Peter from that movie?
All right, Matt, you got the number of the day.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Here's my number, number of the day. Number the day
is one and I guess I don't know zero. They
ranked the best, And I bring this up because this
is unfair this KFC does not deserve this. The highest

(07:31):
rated and the lowest rated fast food locations across the
US were just shared. And we do have a couple
here in tescuse me. So I'm talking about individual locations
like this specific Well, McDonald's was rated the best McDonald's
in America. Its customers postmodern KFC on Western. So you

(07:52):
would think postmodern KFC on Western would win Hollywood Koreatown
a Jason, but it did not. Instead, the number one
one KFC location is in tiny Brazil, Indiana, a non
descript brown building with minimal KFC logos. What do they
do play Boston Nova? What is it? Just says the

(08:13):
food was hot and ready, The staff was kind and helpful, helpful,
the place was packed. Well, we bare post modern KFC.
The worst KFC location is right here in our backyard.
And by the way, these are the only ones that
are in the Greater LA Area. This is the only
one in the Greater LA Area. Now, Colexico did get
the number one Taco bell in town. Now you're really

(08:36):
running for the border, you go to Collexico's right there.
I we just know we know better than everybody else.
The worst KFC location with a score on two hundred
and eighty six reviews of one point four to eight,
and they waited score up negative eight points six. One

(09:00):
review says, very rude people pour overpriced men. You avoid
if you can messed up a simple order on the
limited men. You just sad. Eating there made me feel sad.
I feel sorry for anyone that has to suffer this place.
Another review ran local KFC, Local KFC? Where is it?

(09:25):
Three eighty worldways lax? Oh, you don't get to put
the Lax KFC in the list of worst locations. Overpriced?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Of course, it's overpriced inside their exactly, everything's overpriced like
KFC inside so far so kind of an idiot goes
and says, can you believe the prices for this KFC? Well,
why would some idiot say that that's the worst exactly?
Tell me that the worst one is in like somewhere ironic,
like Kentucky Exactly. The worst location for Taco bell is

(09:57):
in Delanta, Florida. Would you like to hear the review? Yeah,
take a gamble if you wish I did, and my
pants had to.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Every time I eat here, I cross my fingers. Watch
you go right? Why would you go back? This is
the lowest rated burger king is in Lexington, South Carolina.
This whole place is gross. It's like they put grease
on a washcloth and wipe the place down. The people rude.
And I love BK, but every time I go here,

(10:32):
I'm just hoping for change. Maybe stop going there. Seems
like there's other bks around town.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
It is interesting, you know, you never really think about like, well,
that's a really well run McDonald's as opposed to the
other one right that I went to. But they are,
you know, they are individually all. Yeah, so we've got
franchises or whatever. We've got a good taco bell, we've
got a bad KFC. The airport, That's what I said.
Not fair totally. It's the KFC airport any Like. I mean,

(11:00):
you got to be desperate, That's what I'm saying. That's
what it is. It's a desperation move and then all
of a sudden it's really down. I'm paying eighteen bucks
for a two piece meal and on top of it,
it's probably terrible and you feel bad. Be sure at
an airport in your travel. There are still KFC slash
Taco bells around. But I think the Carls Junior Green
Burrito is no longer need o. Unfortunately, I think we

(11:21):
have one. I believe we still have, and they're much
fewer and farther between. We have that, and we have
the Pizza Hut Taco Bell. Yeah, those still because of
that trio Pizza Hut, KFC at Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah. I think there used to be a KFC Taco
Bell on Lincoln if I remember, right in the Plaia
Marina del Rey area. So congratulations, Calexico. I'm terribly sorry
Lax KFC, but those are pretty good reviews.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Petros I grew up in Miami. I had a friend
in high school who lived on Star Island. Every time
I visited her house, I'd tell her you.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Could land a helicopter in your living room, and those
people can ride ten thousand dollars water bike.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Apparently, Matt, that you weren't the only one envisioning the
big stupid wheel water bikes.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I didn't realized they'd made improvements. Just El's water bike
is Sleek's. It looks like a peloton with floaties on it. Basically,
that's no water bike that I'm with you. I envisioned
these huge, like inflatable tires, right, you know, I mean
because it was a big deal when those things first
got out. Let's go like clowns in front of Tom's house.

(12:29):
We would look like clowns. And oh yeah, it'd be
fun to shoot one of those wheels and like a
bb gun from fire away. That's a water bike. I
could see Brady picking her off with a paintball gun
if she tries that again. Did you feel that? Does
you feel my big long body has been heat? All right, Katie,

(12:53):
this is the song of the day.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Song of the day is break Lights by Omar Apollo
because I've been trying to get an appointment at the
dealership to get well.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You got a busted break light.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
No, it's my key Ignition. But the song about Ignition, well,
you know we don't really play our Kelly anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
So, oh you don't want to play Agnition by R Kelly.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Good song, but that to Ignition.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
They you don't want to do that, you know, hot
and fresh out the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Our very own Adam would probably give me a lot
of crap for it. So you know I have to
work with I have to work with them all week.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
No, No, we're a fan of the R and B thug.
I guess we're doing things to please him. Huh, that's
what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
I have to work with him all week long, like
he's filling in for Kevin, who's out hanging out with
his baby.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
You know, there is a Carls Junior Green Burrito on
McFadden and Santa Ana. There's one in Burbank right next
to uh, the camra'ge park. It's a Green Burrito and
a Carls Junior. I'm just saying they're they're they're dying.
They're not building new green burritos. No, no, they're not.

(14:12):
I think I've gotten green burrito once at our combo
Carls Junior Green Burrito, and it was a horrible decision.
I had a good idea. I just looked up the
Shiller water bike that they are on. How much fifty
seven fifty fifty seven hundred and fifty dollars for that
water bike? Conversely, how much is the big stupid one

(14:33):
five hundred ninety five bucks? The trike? Yeah? Oh, Matt,
hello Elane, excuse me? Would you like to buy a
trike five hundred and ninety dollars? You guys are absolute
circus Now this one is high quality and it's nineteen
ninety nine, so a little bit more expensive. Maybe this
is the entry level. No, here we go four hundred

(14:54):
and ninety nine through the g and we gotta give one.
Where are we gonna put it? There's no canal for
us to where they just scooped out all the poop
and all them homeless crackheads.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Come see the Petross and Buddy show, ride their water
trunks down the l A river and die right?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right? Well what was that? Was that? Our song?
And then it got interrupted by a commercial? How does
the commercial come on during our song? What? How did
that happen? We don't.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Spotify premium.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
It's not in the system. All right, you guys, I
mean we're gonna have to have a talk. You guys
start paying for this stuff, Katie, come on, yeah, teller Kates.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
So here's a clipper bumper.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
This is not acceptable, totally totally unacceptable.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Look there's a Carls Junior and a No you can't.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I don't like that. No bumpers, burritos, yes, bumpers. No,
I quit David Vassy's neck. He is that's what it says.

(16:12):
It is a Modello meet you a lot on Monday
on the Petro Some Money Show, Dodgers Orioles. Tomorrow Tonight
Off day Dodger Talk. Of course, Davids. He's got Socia,
he's got Joe Kelly, he's got the Superpower Posse in
the house, and he is here. He's got an event
at Dodger Stadium tonight as well. So very busy guy.

(16:35):
Every Otarian beat becoming mussy television down the stretch must
hear radio, and David Vassy is right on top of it.
Did he? Indeed, Yes he did. Dave Dave from Spectrum
Sports Net La MLB Network, our Dodger Reporter, the best

(16:56):
of the best nods offered Dave at the real underscore
on the sokouts Ayota, Oh you're a heeler's celebrity microphone
Hello Dave, Hey, guys.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
Yeah, I was thinking about actually doing something very sinister
the night that Otani went forty forty go uh Chris
Russo's style and just compared Joe Davis's call to Steven
Nelson and open up the phone calls and say who
did it better? Who had a better call? But I
chose not to create some sort of decay down I
hear Russo is oh okay, yeah, but anyway, I did

(17:27):
not want to create that division.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Aren't you guys? Pals? You like, didn't go out to
lunch with a mad dog or anything. No, he has
a lot of interview me now on his TV show
he does. Yeah, that's a non starter. Yeah, sorry, dog,
you want me, dog, you interview You're out dog? Wow.
So what did you make of the calls? How was
the call in the stadium?

Speaker 6 (17:46):
Well, I mean the call in the stadium was amazing,
except those two fans they clanked it, one at a glove,
the other got in the way to clank it. And
then Jose Siri, the center fielder for the Rays, just
flipped it back into the into the pavilion and more
fans dogpiled for the ball. So that was a very
valuable fortieth home run ball. And once it goes back

(18:08):
into the stands like that, after it bounces into the
field of play, cannot be authenticated. Very difficult to get
it authenticated. So I mean, the guys, if they would
have caught it clean right there in the home run seats,
I did know that was so important. It well, it
is very important in this day of authentication.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Doesn't it have like a watermark authentication? Authentication? Yes, yes,
doesn't it have like a water You never mispronounced words?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, all the time, I was just thinking about what
it actually was, because these are different days, days of authentication.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes, I get why they don't know it's still the ball.
I would assume they checked every single time, because it's
forty forty right.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
No, no, no, you know, when Polehols was going for
seven hundred, they were marking the baseballs specifically, just so
they knew when it went into the stands that was
the one with the marking on the ball, right, But
they did not do that for a time in anticipation
of forty forty.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Now, maybe shouldn't they have. I mean, it's kind of
a big deal, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Well, who knew he was going to do it that night?
I guess he could keep doing it until he does.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
This seems like with the whole first Dodger home run
thing and all that played out, you'd maybe.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Maybe for fifty to fifty, because he's on pace for
fifty home runs, he would become the first player in
history to be fifty to fifty. So maybe they go
that route.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
It is kind of interesting though you had was it
a Mexico jersey to this week? That was there was
a real clamor for a special jersey or a package.
This week there was a Kobe jersey. G kebe that's right? Sorry,
not Mexico Kobe. What's the difference?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
And then and then and then authentication and then you
got the Otai bobblehead later this week, right, decoy, Right,
that's going to be real to do. And then God
help us.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
So TODDI said to you that he hopes to have
a World series moment like he had out there and
eclips that moment. And all I could think about, because
we've all experienced Dodger Stadium during a World Series in
modern times, is the grabbing hands, grabbing all they can.
I mean, Dave, everybody wants a piece. What are you
gonna do? How are you gonna handle Otani bobblehead night?

(20:17):
And how do you think the Dodgers? I mean, they're
gonna have to take some extra precaution.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Well, I've navigated through one Otani bobblehead night already and
there were at least ten texts And you didn't see
that coming. I was hoping I would not see it
but I did see it, and I just said, hey,
I only get one. It's gonna stay with the kids, right,
do the same thing should the kids will get the
Otani decoy bobblehead. And you know the Dodgers PR department,

(20:44):
they they bring the giveaways to the media and on
nights like Otani Decoy Bobblehead giveaway, you see a lot
of people in that press box that you don't normally see.
So they're clamoring for that bobblehead.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
They want the bobblehead. As a member of the press, Yes,
they expect to be given a bobblehead as a member
of the press. Yes.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
And that's what happens for every giveaway and every press
box across get the giveaway. Yeah, you get the giveaway.
But for a certain giveaway on the football team, you
get a free program. Hey that's a big win. I
love programs.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Now, Dave, have you thought about this? And I'm because,
like you said, we live in an age of authentication.
So I'm thinking you have to like have someone filming, right,
and then you have to have a sealed envelope and
you have to follow this thing all the way through
to get authenticated. The mic sock, the mic sock that
you interview Sho hal Tonnie Hut. Here's the micro Look

(21:42):
at this. It's pressed right up against his lips. He's
answering about he's answering the question about his fifty to
fifty season into this micro world is so sad. That
world is so sad.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
That might work, right, it will work. That will work.
You get someone to authenticate it. That's what you do,
is you you write it. You write like fifty to
fifty on it. Your video at before the interview, Mike flag,
maybe the Mike flag flag as well.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Now, Dave Dodgers Radio, are you aware of your level
of celebrity now that you're connected to Otani just peripherally?
Are you aware of your level of celebrity in the East.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
I don't feel like I am that connected to Otani outside.
But there was a whole video of you laughing at
Japanese I saw Tim Kate's so random. How did he
find that video because it's huge? Well, I just I
was standing next to Freddy and Otani said something funny
along with bowing, So that's why I laughed. And also

(22:37):
I wasn't expecting Otani to bow at Freddy I thought
it was more of a mock bow, a sarcastic bow
to Freddy.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But it was sincere. It was yes, and you laughed.
Have you ever seen and you became an international villain?

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Are we sure that I've been allied across the globe?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Here?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It is right here, that's David mocking their culture. Let's
just how about this cool Japanese lyric?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Good?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
How about the Japanese slide? They're like who they were
questioning my masculinity right there? You can't walk down the
street in Tokyo day.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
And then there is a great Japanese reporter by the
name of Kodi who in Milwaukee wanted to interview me
about the slide mishapper, and he did text me the
newspaper article in Japan with me going down the slide.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Now, you have made big out there, big in Japan.
You are right, I hear. A couple of those reporters
are pretty impressive individuals. Right.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
My favorite reporter, his name's Toto. He's a bulldog, bulldog reporter.
He's my favorite. And the NHK guy is a great
guy to look at. Now there's a gold o tawny one, right,
and that's well, yes, just like last time I forgot
there was he turns gold. A variant. There was a
variant of yeah, great Jersey Road Jersey. So this is

(24:15):
the the Willy Wonka Golden.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Toni's not gonna be able to breathe is, You're gonna
die with Deco turns gold, Like if having the dog
in his arms isn't enough, it turns gold as well.
Do you do that like Matt does?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Do you use the the the Japanese name for the
dog decoy deco pin?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, I don't. You don't well, I mean maybe you
should be more authentic. Yeah, he didn't name the dog decoy.
He calls it. He calls it Decoin deck opin. Yeah, Dave,
and then you'll you'll be cool. I'll do that all
right now.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
On now, before we go any further, let's ask one
serious question. Okay, how do you reconcile the Dodgers winning
series looking like they're doing better, some of these hurt
guys coming back, Tani's on a tear, Mokey looks okay,
and the fact that the Snakes are right on their ass,
fighting their balls like they're coming out of the toilet.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Snakes are the hottest team in baseball right now. They
were down four to nothing yesterday at Fenway Park and
they came back j October A big reason why October,
in August, October, in July, October, in June October and
jocktober rowh Yeah, and not sure if you know this.
I know you're making your Labor Day weekend plans here,

(25:28):
but a big four game series in the desert. Maybe
you guys should come out and do the show.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Wait September and Phoenix. I love it. Yeah, beautiful that
time of year. Friday.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Starting Friday, open the roof one six a kickoffs wrap
around four game series.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Last time.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
These two teams will play each other wrap around like
a snake. And whoever wins this series, if one team
takes three out of four or god forbid a sweep,
it will determine, in my opinion, who will win this division.
And if it's a split, I got the Dodgers, So
tell me if it reminds you of this. I know
the numbers aren't ridiculous like they were in twenty twenty one,

(26:05):
but does it feel like the Giants Dodgers where nobody
lost they both Jay, You're like, well, one of these
teams is going to get cold and the other will
pull away. No, they just went to the end of
the season and they all won every freaking game and
one end up with one oh seven, the other one
oh six. It's going to come down to the final
week of the year. But keep in mind the Dodgers
have an easier schedule. They're playing nine of their last

(26:27):
twelve against the Marlins and Rockies, so they have the
schedule in their favor. But I feel like it will
come down to the final seven days.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
The other three Padres, Yeah, Musgrove, Monster outing, Darvish, now
back Jackson Merrill looks like he's got a little that
Corey Seeger in him where he's just that incredible rookie.
It's going to show up in the postseason. Are you
at all worried about them? Well, by then, hopefully Tyler
Glasnow and Yoshiyama Mota will be pitching. Never heard of them.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
By the way, Gavin Stone most starts of any pitcher
on the twenty four.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
You think he's gonna get some love in the postseason.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
It will be interesting to see who's healthy right now.
You can't count on too many guys, so let's see,
let's see where the staff is health wise, but Jack
Flaherty will be one of those guys. You would hope
that Yamamoto could stay healthy when he comes back, and Kershaw.
So those are the three guys I feel like you
can count on, and Glass now hopefully will be back

(27:24):
as well.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Does this ultimately help Glass now get the two weeks off?
I mean they're they're gonna make the playoffs, whether it's
as a wild card or something. That they're giving him
the two weeks off, get yourself right and figure it out.
Giving him the two weeks off, he actually thinks something's
wrong with him, So it's not a fake injury. What
do you mean he takes something's wrong with it?

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Well, I mean, you can't be a guy that says
I'm feeling something in my elbow and then three days
later say I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I could pitch today. You can't tell people you feel
something in your elbow because then you're never getting back
on the mound till the twenty first of February.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Right, and now it's longer than what he anticipated. He's
not going to be ready for for the Diamondbacks series.
So I mean there is I mean, I'm not questioning
anybody's injuries here, but obviously bad timing, bad timing, and
he feels like there's something there, and the Dodgers feel
like they have to be cautious. And look, his track

(28:16):
record is not pitching every time, so this is just
a continuation of his entire career. But you hope that
they get him right at the right time, and it
feels like it's going to happen that way. Who cares
if he only makes twenty three or twenty four starts
we get ready for the play The Dodgers care about
him making every start in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You ever bet of the Green Burrito? Yes, combined with
Carls Junior? Yes? You ever ordered both?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I went? Why, Yes I did.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
It's there's one on Platte and Victory, Carl's Junior and
the Green Burrito in West Hills.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
And you've combined like I'll get a Western bacon and
a bean burrito. Now I'll go a zucchini and a burrito.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, Hey, how big of that to reach around series
that the Dodgers have with that Arizona coming up.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Hey, great analogy, great compass, they say in the game.
Main course burrito side fried zucchini, dip them both in
the ranch. That was in my twenties. I haven't done
Green Burrito or Carls Jr. You have, but everybody's texting
in there Green Burrito side. There's one right, they still exist,
Thank you, thank you? Was it a Was it a
good start for Bobby Miller? Then he made his six innings,

(29:28):
even though he gave up four runs, felt like, yeah,
this is yeah, he was good. He was really good. Yeah,
and he was pitching a curveballs slider. It was good.
Oh one more? Yeah, why are you throwing Michael Kopek
in the eighth inning? Just pitch him in the knight.
He's now your ninth inning guy. Just pitch him in
the ninth. I wouldn't argue against that. I would not
argue against that. Seems like, seems like we've arrived at

(29:50):
that point.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Well, he hasn't been that great on back to back
nights because he wasn't used to doing that with the
White Sox the end of the Yeah, yeah, he hasn't.
He's to get his stamina now if pitching in games
that matter.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
All right, Dave, you've done well. Felt like I was
on the witness stand for me.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Both. What did I do you are about the green burrito?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
You're very authentic in this interview to be you're really
wearing short shorts. By the way, you could take the
yoga shorts off. We don't need to meet. We don't
need to see the Pasadaga's jewels this segment.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
The jewels. Yeah, well, thanks for being here, Dave.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
It's like a happy Meal giveaway. When I'm here with you,
they're giving away the cups right now.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I can't believe he'd flip you to Alana. Yeah, like,
that's not okay. I'm coming on high heat to talk
to you, dog.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yeah, dog, And Alana's the one that asks for me
to do the show.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Now I cover the Dodgers, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
I mean Matt Dog puts a rashan to give him
his la pulse. I mean what, Yeah, he lives in
Vegas exactly.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I saw Raj at the Mountain West Media Day. I
didn't talk to him. You said hello, though, right, No,
I ignored him completely, just like when you played. That's
not true.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I talked to him. We'll be back with marg Great Sports.
That's just money and five to seventy l a Sports
Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app thanks to David Mass.
Be sure to check out Dodger Talk tonight seven to
eight pm. He will be joined by Joe Kelly and

(31:37):
Mike Soosha, who is the manager of the Team USA.
And whatever the team is competing for right now, I'm
not sure what it's called. It's like the Gold Cup
or the World Cup or something along those lines. So
Caribbean Cup exactly right, Conka calf, Oh, let's go. That's
what he's doing. He's running that team brought to you

(31:58):
by Southern California, and you're trying to do asked us
up line, brought to you by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I went to the Into It Dome last night. There's
a couple of months pack show for Peso Pluma. I
never waited more than five minutes for draft beer, never
waited in line for the restroom, getting into twenty five
minutes total, and Pluma went hardcore with a new arena, so.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Soaked, solid review, a ringing endorsement. The Bruno Marsh thing
got a little sideways with the scanners going down, but whatever,
it's the first event, first of Slack. Two hours late.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I don't know if I'm cutting any slack in any
situation ever, but it seems like the Into It Dome
is a home run. And we had Genie Buss with
the big Wienie the other day and we couldn't say
to her, hey, now compare to the Into It Your
arena sucks right, and your mayor's not getting love under
the desk black mayor, but.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Allegedly allegedly allegedly a lawsuit. You see the pictures with
her all up on them all the time. It's clear, uh,
corrections and retractions, by the way, on me, corrections and retractions.
Mike Sosha, manager of the twenty twenty four professional national
team competing in the World Baseball Softball Confederation.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't know why that one didn't just roll right
off your tongue the WBSC, so my apologies. Is he
coaching baseball or softball?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I think, ah ha, I think you alternate every other
pitch first pitch baseball, second pitch softball.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Bring her out.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
That'd be pretty sweet if they did that.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, woodcates, firecracker, shrimp, mushroom, chicken, string bean, chicken, three
item combo, no orange chicken. Ye, nobody orders any combo
without orange chicken at Panda Express.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
If you're from America, defy you to find that person.
Find that person. I think we just found it. Mushroom.
It's a lie green. But yeah, they're just trying to be.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Can't even name anything else. Damn p you had me
at multiple egg rolls. Well, it's a no brainer. Even
if you're gonna get the two item, you make it
a three by you throw the egg rolls on top.
If you're getting three items, because you're doubling up orange
chicken egg rolls on the side. They put them in
a little bag. They put them in a little bag

(34:24):
with the red sauce in closed.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's sweet sauce correct, sweet and sour delicious. And then
later you can mix that sweet sour and put it
in your whiskey. Make a sweet sour whiskey. You know what,
f itt Man, Just give me the five person family meals.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Just go a whiskey sour. The Carls Junior Green Burrito
next to the Tommy's in Burbank on San Fernando is
about as ghetto as Burbank gets. A guy named Jesus
who lived in the trees at Cambridge Park frequent did
that place? Mind you, homelessness in Burbank isn't real homelessness.
His sus wasn't homeless. He just chose to live at home.

(35:01):
His parents lived in the hills in the house above
Brace Park in Burbank.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Had some good detail, some really good detail. I was like,
could I go home? Yes, but I prefer this tree.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I was like Marry and Joseph trying to find somewhere
to eat today in Burbank. While I was trying to
pick up my boards at the color place and color
me mine is doing your boards this year.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
It's called sun ceramics, something similar to that Color Images,
Color Images.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Sports kind of heavy. What's that clanking sound every time
the defense changes.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Ceramic? I've done my boards in ceramics this year. I
was like Jesus and Mary and Joseph. I went to
I try to go to There's no room at the end.
I tried to go to the Opoil local in Burbank.
There's there like three drive throughs in Burbank because Burbank
sucks so bad. So any drive through in Burbank literally
has thirty cars waiting. Is that what it is? It

(35:57):
is absolutely asinine, a terrible place. To live. They got
the burger king. That's a good point, Kate's your thoughts
the lpoile local. I gotta walk in when I try
to hit this one up? Yeah, the one off the five. Yeah, yeah,
it's death full death. The thought about that, Yeah, Kate's
what's wrong with your city? City sucks? I thought you
loved burd Bank. My wife goes with the Terioki chicken

(36:19):
and mix. What a loser? She is a loser, total loser. Interesting, Kate,
I'm not answering that. All right, we'll be back with
your word number. So are you gonna go to Panda
Express or are we gonna? Where are you going after work? Anywhere?
Are you going? Carls Junior, Green Burrito, double up? Going
home to drink? Tired of everybody, tired of the peeking

(36:46):
in the window. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know?
Is that Dave Weese? What is this a zoo? Yeah
it is. Actually we are caged animals. Come look at
the monkeys. I'm gonna throw fixed bamboo like a spear
next to next face. I see it. I realized it's sprouting,
even though clearly it's been dead for years. The bamboo
is so old it's sprouting. We should bury it. It

(37:07):
was literally behind the door of the bullpen for the
last four years. Right, we should bury it and see
if it grows another vic. We should throw it off
the roof. Yeah, that'll end well. And then we'll just
sit here and wait till they come get us. I'll
never find us, I'll tell thanks for listening, man. Now,

(37:32):
I kind of want Panda Express well starving. What's it
gonna be, Matt? I mean, since like eight am here,
here's what you do.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Go to both knock out your burger, put the orange
chicken between the bunt.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'll make a TikTok out of it, and I'll blow
this joint. He'll be TikTok famous. Look at this Carl's
Express mashup. Never worried about it. Broken elevator again, never again.
Stay with us, Si
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