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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:50):
Another super flex show.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you sucking on a pronk out there?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's going on out there?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You out there with the Prince of Times? What are
you doing there?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sucking on hotel air conditioning?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's what I'm suckond on and I believe it is
seriously starting to affect my mental health?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Is the hotel living getting you down?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It really is? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know how Rick Majeris could do it, or
Norm Show or any of those dudes that lived in
a hotel for months at a time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It is. It is not for me. Collie Culkin in
home alone too exactly. I do not like being in hotels.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I ventured out today, got the furthest point that I
had that I had decided to walk. When the skies
open and it began pouring on my head. It's like, yes,
this is Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That happened to me once when I was like, hey,
let's walk back from the yoga studio here Salt Lake
and did you just get blown out? And you have
no chance?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No chi there nowhere to go. No, It's like whatever,
all right now. I wasn't too far.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was only about I don't know, eight ten blocks away,
so I was like, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just came back soaking wet. Yeah, try to get out.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Of here, get some fresh air crews around the humidity
of Charlotte, only to have the skies open and dump
on top of me for a solid fifteen minutes. But
alast such as life as a West Coast time zone
team playing back to back games in the Eastern time
zone for one of the most competitive coaches in the
history of sport.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, I will say this because I have been wearing
it from a lot of the listeners on the Secret
Textoso brought to you by your Southern California Toyota dealers.
We make it easy because of the short shows this
week and the long puzzo commercials, and these things have
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nothing to do with Matt myself, Ronnie or the illustrious
executive producer and host of Morongo Casino, Dodgers on Deck,
Dodgers Talk, Dodgers Clubhouse pre half and post for your
big college games on Compass, and your raider man, Tim Kats,
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Tim Kats. It doesn't ay to do with it either.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, not Kim Taints.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
On the other hand, Kim Taints behind all of this.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He's a devil for the details.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
He is awful. But what happens is this, kids, when
there are no shows basically because the Dodgers are on
while we are on. We can't go on at nine
am because all of our commercials that they sell for
our show are done time. They're basically sold for three
to seven kind of stuff, and we stretch those out
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and do some of them at the one o'clock hour,
two o'clock hour if we are flexed back all week
so we can do something padoalaasa for the listeners. But
if the shores are if the shows are short all
week while Matt is on the shores of North Carolina,
then the commercials are going to be much much longer,
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the content shorter. And of course it's shorter anyway because
we're and they are short shows. But we're out here
trying to do great sports talk.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Like hell, we're trying, man.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Matt's out there dying from air conditioner. He's got hotel
fever like George Clooney and up in the air.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Sad but true. We are trying.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We are hopeful, hopeful at you podcast the show forgive
the smoke O. Tomorrow, Matt is gonna go to Appy
State and enjoy the normal three to six show on Friday,
and then we'll get back to some sense of normalcy
basically from here on out, as this is the Dodgers'
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last East Coast trip. They don't play playoff games that
early unless they do, and then we'll deal with that
when we deal with it. But just bear with us
this week and enjoy great sports talk for what it is,
entertainment for you and yours. You know, it's unfortunate for
some maybe, and certainly it is for Matt and I
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in some ways. But Matt and I started doing this
show many many years ago, and in those times, am
radio sports talk drive time that was the place to be, right,
and it came with a whole mess of things like
actually knowing how to do radio, live commercials, promotions, live shows,
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all the time sitting at a desk at Hooters where
a guy threatened Matt over talking about killing a horse.
So we don't just have a We don't just have
a podcast where we flip it on and everybody just
rolls out of bed and you know, one guy's got
his arm in a sling.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We don't have that. Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
We do a show on a station. We work at
a station, okay, And that's what comes along with great
sports talk station stuff like flex alerts and commercials. Am
I wrong? Matt?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It is our cross to beer.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
When you are an afternoon drive sports talk radio show
that's been doing it for seventeen going on eighteen years.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm tired of the complaints and I'm tired of I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Tired of the Home of the Dodgers and they play
one hundred and sixty two games a year. Of those
eighty one on the road of those at least fifty
in the Central or Eastern time zone. It's gonna have
with you a little bit. It's gonna kick you around.
And I think the people ought to be thankful that
our boss Don Martin had the vision, had the idea
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to move the show around so we would not be
covered up entirely and not be doing a show period
on all of these days. There was a time when
that happened, when we would just get the day off,
Nakers would play and we would just that's it. Hey,
we're off today and tomorrow, Lakers playing the Celtics today
and the Nets tomorrow, and we're off.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
We're victims of our own modest popularity.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yes, Kate, I just got a text message from her
friend and said, are you kidding me? These guys are
bitching on the ear about having to move their show around. No,
three hours a day, that's six days a week.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Then go back to work. Yeah, closer to your ear
so no one has to hear you complain. Listen, I
just got this text from some other a hole and
it says, and that's not what we're saying. It says,
your pee, nobody cares about your labor pains. We just
want to see the baby. F you, this is the baby.
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This is a show about the show of doing a show.
And all I'm saying is we don't move the show around.
The show moves itself around. We cannot control commercial content.
We work our ass hard, like the like the labor,
like the slave labor in the Temple of Doom. That's
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how hard we work to do great sports talking the
salt mine and I won't have the complaining. I'm tired
of the putdowns. It's like it's like Veronica Corningstone is
on our news team and everybody in San Diego is
making fun of us.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yes, Kate's got another text from a different buddy. I work, Graveyard,
don't care what show what, don't care what you don't
have any.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Threat that works? Your buddy, that works graveyard, shut up,
three one nine, doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I podcast the show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Just do it good.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, got that, Sir is NumPy complaining that the show
is only forty one minutes long.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's not on us. You don't, we don't. We don't
program that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We do love for it to be fifty minutes out
of a sixty minute hour. We'd love for that to
be the case. So we could give you great sports
talk con ten.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And wasn't dying on the East Coast from the asbestos
and his antiquated air conditioner.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know, maybe we do podcast or something, but Matt's traveling.
You know, he could have taken the whole week off.
So tired of the complaining and I'm tired of the putdowns.
It's all I wanted to say.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm tired, tired, fair, absolutely, David happy to be here today.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Is going to join us next, David VESSI will join
us next.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
We got Dodger baseball against the Marlins Galpin Motors broadcast booth.
That is why we are on one to two thirty,
two thirty three thirty Dodgers on deck and then a
three point thirty first pitch coming off a game in
which the Dodgers managed to score nine runs and lose
a game nine runs. And we joked yesterday with Bobby
Miller's eight one seven ERA that you essentially acknowledge you
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need to score nine to win. They end up scoring
nine and made a fool of me and still lost
by allowing eleven runs to a fifty five win. At
the time, mar Loon's team and Thankfully, the Padres dropped
one to the Astros, so they stay three and a
half games ahead of them with just eleven games to play,
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one more in Miami, three against the Rockies this coming weekend.
Then he got the Padres, and then he got the Rockies.
Who am I forgetting Gates? Who else is left?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Rockies again?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Rockies again? There you go.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Keep in mind, by the way, not only are they
fighting for the division guys and not a wildcard spot,
but they need to keep pace with Milwaukee. They're only
two games up on the Brewers for the number two
overall spot in the National League, which guarantees you at
bye in the wildcard round. They slipped to three, doesn't matter.
If they win the West they start to play in
the wildcard round, then.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's great. That's great. So now not only are we
pitching a fit about the people, pitching a fit about
the early shows and the long commercial breaks, but we're
pitching a fit and ready to hit the panic button with.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
The Dodgers double panic button.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think it's time. I mean, we've kind of ignored
it because the flex shows and we're sitting here dancing
around and Rogan and Rodney's bedroom.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But with lesion Airs, disease over here, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
With Lesionaires, and I'm in my underwear with the Oxford
on like Tom Cruise. But I mean, look, we should
have hit the panic button when glass Now walked off
the mound right into the locker room without saying anything,
or the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I should say, where do you go? Where Trevor go?
I don't know, I haven't seen Tyler were just doing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
When Kershaw's big toe fell off, like Sergeant Holka, Like,
there's a lot of things we should have hit the
panic button about. We hit it with Gavin Stone, but
we should hit it right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm not panicked about that. I'm not panicked about anything.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Lose to the Marlins after you score nine runs, it's
panic time, Matt.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
And it feels eerily similar to last year when a
team somehow manages to post triple digit victories win a
division running away, not having a concern whatsoever in September,
only to start Clayton Kershaw, followed by Bobby Miller and
Lance Lynn, or maybe it was the other way, Kershaw,
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Lynn Miller humiliated by the Arizona dominbacks and divisional alarm. Yeah,
and if the Dodgers are setting up the same.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
If the Dodgers are at Toyota Supra or whatever with
the viper alarm, the Padres and the d Backs and
the Brewers are shaking it and making the viper go
off all night.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And then a current car only to have a motorcycle
drive by. Who Now you're back in square one. Terrible,
terrible time reacting to what's happened in the moment. That's
what we're doing for ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now, Matt, we are we are traveling ourselves, not to
North Carolina. But if you make it back, sick and.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Weathered, if I don't die of lesionnaires.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes on the organ trail. If you do return, we
will be headed to Marongo Casino Resort and Spa on
Wednesday with prizes and tipcake is a John.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No Dave waste to screw up our burger order from
Fat Burger. Yeah, we can complain about that too, because
they call us an hour before we arrive.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
We want the burger a half.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Hour before we go on the air, and it gets
delivered at three point fifteen.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Not this time. Kate's in charge.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Negative zone, panic zone, negative zone, complaining zone.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Threety six PM on Wednesday, a week from today, we're
gonna give it away down to Padre's tickets, giving away
Chargers Chiefs tickets, give away two hundred fifty dollars gift
card to Moran Goo giving away gas cards in three
hours of incredible Cabzon entertainment stacked on us wobbly stage
behind a bar that we'll have a bartender ready to
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slink drinks the second we hit the airwaves somewhere between two.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Fifty nine and three to zero three pm.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's gonna be like coyote ugly Matt Hicks are gonna
want to get up on stage and do their stomp clogging.
It's gonna be in stop clogging all night, to be
clogging all the way through Marongo Casino, Dodgers on Dack
with Tim Kates and you and I are gonna win
money on one of those racially insensitive slots.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh they are.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Does you have the Chinese theme slots, you have the
Native American themed slots, you have the misogynistic gypsy scantily
clad lady slots, and then you got like, you know,
you like the Fu Manchu guy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You know, we're probably somewhere around negative six seven hundred
bucks at this point.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I just got a text. It says, please turn down
the alarm sound effects. It's way way louder than you think. No,
it's exactly how we want it to be, sir, button,
Wake up, Dodger fans. It's a viper alarm in your face.
You might not even win the division in the face. Well,
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we are gonna pull it together and do some great
sports talk. We will have David Veasse, We'll do Dead
and Alive. We'll have a fun fact, we'll do the
word number song, the Zenchi Sushi.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'll try not to die.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Matt's gonna try not to die.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Sing through the pain, Matt, deliver great sports start through
the pain.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The vast a freak off getting looped up.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, it's cyber David Meassea.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
With an inside look at the Dodgers. This is the
Vassi Report with David Vasse.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Dodgers road trip continues in Miami this afternoon, Game two
of the two game three game series. They got a
three and a half game lead in the NL West
with only eleven games left away from Dodgers Stadium. They're
forty one and thirty five on the season. Got landing
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Ice melted last night, Dave, How bad of a loss
was that? What a terrible feeling for Dodger.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Fans, terrible feeling for the Dodger offense. They scored nine
runs last night. Usually you win games when you score
nine runs, especially if you're the Dodgers. And yeah, that
was another really disappointing performance by Bobby Miller. He only
lasted two innings. And I don't see how Bobby Miller
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can make another start for the Dodgers this season. Unfortunately
for him, it's a lost season because of the shoulder issues,
the knee issues, and just poor performance. So it's unfortunate.
I firmly believe Bobby's going to have a really good
major league career, but this is one of those seasons
that he's got to just, you know, basically learn something
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from and move forward and look towards next year.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It was very similar with Walker Buehler when he was struggling.
Dave and we said, well, how many more starts can
he have? And you answered, they have to start him
like they have nobody else. And I felt like it's
kind of the same way with Bobby right, like, I
don't who else is there who would end up taking
his place?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Will it?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I mean, asking them to have bullpen games at this
point of the season, as tired as that bullpen is,
is pretty terrifying. So what's the right way forward if
he's not going to make another start?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Well, Matt, that was a lot different. There was a
lot more season left. There's only eleven days left in
the regular season, so they don't need to cover two
months like we were talking about with Walker Bueller back then.
Tony Gonsolin is going to make one more rehabs start
in Oklahoma City. He may be an option for the Dodgers.
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And as we speak right now here in Miami, Clayton
Kershaw is headed to the bullpen and the trainer is
bringing his spikes, so he's going to try to throw
off the mound.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Right now, the sketcher's coming out to the bullpit in Miami,
David Fast, they are on your Southern California Toyota Dealers
celebrity Hotline Live from Miami. The Dodgers going at it
again tonight landon Nack Will Pitch. You talked to Gavin
Stone the other day, Dave, what's his update.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah, I talked to Gavin Stone yesterday and he basically,
I'm being moved by the security too. I went too
far down the line. I'm not a Dodger stadium, so
in Miami you got to stay certain length away from
the rest of the team. But anyway, Yeah, Gavin Stone
was our pregame guest yesterday and he told us that
he's planning on throwing later this week. There was some
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talk about him throwing here in Miami, so we'll wait
to see how that goes. But really it's a long
shot for Gavin Stone at this point in time to
be able to ramp up. They're going to give it
a chance. He's waiting for the inflammation in his right
shoulder to go down before he attempts to play catch
from probably sixty feet, so there is some sort of optimism,
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but like I said, it is a long shot for
Gavin Stone to be able to come back this year.
And hopefully he doesn't have to have surgery because or
any sort of procedure because he's such a great kid
and has made such an impact on the season, pitching
more than any other Dodgers starter this year.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Dave, last night you mentioned it, Bobby only last two,
he gives up four. The bullpen gives up seven more.
So it's not like they were able to do their
job either. When you looked at it, it's a lot
of regulars. Are they tired? It's not a murderer's row
in Miami that got to him. Kind of what's your
takeaway from, you know, guys that are pretty darn good
bullpen pitchers giving up seven runs.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, I mean it starts with Bobby Miller only going
two innings. But really the big one and Dan Hudson
was staring in solitude in the dugout after the game,
was the two run home run by Jake Berger, who
now has eight home runs in just fifteen career games
against the Dodgers. That was the difference in the game,
with Max Munsey coming up with a double that would
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have tied the game. Instead, they come up two bucks
short in Miami last night. So last night's game, I
feel like you can't put that on the bullpen. I
felt like early in the game. Michael Grove needed to
give the Dodgers a little bit more length than what
he did as well. It's been a struggle for him
this season. So yeah, I just think it's on Bobby
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Miller last night.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The Great David Vasse is our guest. What about these
roster moves? Is there anything to garner out of those?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Say that again, Petros, the roster.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Moves, Dave, quit fighting with security.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
The roster moves. Look, they are going to make some
roster moves here. It's going to be a situation where
the Dodgers need some reinforcements. And like I said, the
Dodgers cannot afford to compromise the bullpen by having Bobby
Miller start another game and risk him only going two innings.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Are the players allowed to go out in Miami? Dave?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Oh yeah, they're allowed, but they just you know, we're
in a very secluded area here in Miami, so there's
not a lot of wiggle room. You really have to
make an effort to go out.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What about that weird dolphin thing that used to be
in the center field, Is that still there? And if not,
where was it relocated? And can you still visit it?
Because it was such a thing to behold.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
No, it's no longer there. When Cheeter took over, he
got rid of it, and then when he left they
did not bring it back. So right now it's an
Auto Nation Alley sponsorship with the big M logo where
the dolphin sculpture used to be, and there's no fish
tank anymore behind home plate.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Man any Gabe Capler update, Dave? Since last night, no.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Gabe Capler updates. He he must be studying the Marlins
and seeing how he could help fix them after only
fifty six fluts this year, There's been no no updates
from Gabe Capler today.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Thanks, last thing, last thing for me, Dave Otani hits
the Homer last night because kind of the staff is
falling apart all the questions about pitching. Do you get
the sense that the people around the Dodgers, you know,
inside and outside the organization, you guys covered and the
players around him, does it feel like it's as special
a season as it's likely going to be at fifty
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to fifty for show a Otani or has all of
the injury concerned with the playoffs upon us overshadowed it.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I feel like right now the Dodgers are kind of
like in a spot where they have to worry about
themselves to try to to try to get to the postseason.
You know, the Padres almost came back last night. Josh
threw a wild pitch to allow the Astros to get
back in the game. Alto they took his shoot off
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last night in San Diego. Obviously no buzzer there. So yeah,
just to feel like it's all about trying to win
this division. And you know, if O'tani was on the
Angels and he hit his forty eighth home run, more
people would be focusing on that. But around the Dodgers,
it's about wins and losses. It's not about celebrating individual achievements.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, especially with the playoffs coming up, you better nut up.
David Vasse our guests in Miami had dramatically secluded and
changed field Loan Depot Stadium tonight made the Dodgers fine
victory against the sad pastel Miami Marloons. We appreciate you.
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Dave had a great night.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Who's on the pregame, Gloria A. Stefan.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
He's on the run, man. You could hear him moving.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You can hear Dave out of breath the whole time, securious,
really giving him a chase down.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, security didn't, they didn't see him, but they did. Right,
This couldn't happen in Hollywood, but it did. It did,
all right, everybody, We'll be back with more great sports talk.
You never know, one each sports Talk might retire and
become the ops guy at Peninsula High School. Or we'll
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be right back with your dead and a live guy.
Birthday of the Day, a short show because of the
weird schedule. Leave us alone about it. It's not our fault.
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talked to David Vasse in Miami. Security is tight tonight,
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Speaker 2 (26:50):
Be pouring drinks by the time we sign on at
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Speaker 1 (26:54):
You're gonna be like cocktail.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
It's gonna be just like cocktail. Dramatic reading and dodible poem.
The Singapore sling chicks everywhere. It's gonna be awesome. The
beach boys making a sad adult contemporary tune to tarnish
their legacy.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
All will be happening. Stamos at Morongo. Here it is, I.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
See America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
America is getting stinking on something I stir or.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Shake hear, the sex on the beach, the schnops made
from peach, the loved Hamma, the Alabama slim on. I
make things with juice and froth, the pink squirrel, the
three toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazze,
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the iced tea, the Kama.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Caze, a stretch there Tom, the Orgasmoo.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
The death spasm, the Singapore Sling, the dggling.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You're just devoted to every flavor I've got.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
If you really want to get loaded, man, loaded, why
don't you just shot?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I love that all of those one liners had to
be recorded in a vo booth, like a woman had
to go into a voiceover booth and.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Saying that is not so, that is Matt, sound you bastard?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Ding you God? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
One hundred and twenty two years old. Today Australian News.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Did I Mary, it's Kip and this is Petros and
Money's Australian News.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is the very first famous like homeless person that
you've ever celebrated.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I think, well, nobody loves the homeless like the Petros
of money.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
She go b miles from Sydney, New South Wales, one
of the most famous hoboes and eccentrics in the history
of the world. While studying medicine, she contracted the sleeping
disease arcalypsy no epifallatus lestar bar lethargica. It dramatically changed
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her personality like she got f do and she was
unable to finish her studies. Her father had money, but
she became a crazed eccentric with a notorious identity as
a bohemian rebel in and around Sydney. In nineteen twenty three,
Bee's father grew tired of her and put her in
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a mental hospital.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
After that, she lived on the street.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
According to her, she was falsely convicted one hundred and
ninety five times by the police.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
That's it fairly one hundred times.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
She got a small stipend from her father's estate, and
she was most notorious as a tormentor of all the
Sydney taxi drivers, refusing to pay fees they refused to
pick her up. She damaged the inside of countless cabs
if let in. She was very well educated, yes and
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widely read. She once busted in a cab driver's house
and kicked his door down on Christmas Day and demanded
a ride.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
B.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Miles also haunted the public library until she was banned
in the late fifties.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
A lot stronger than she looks.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Don't be fools, she's big. In the fifties she was
putting a convent and lived with the.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Nuns.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And during the last nine years of her life they
said that she was very patient with the sick and dying,
and a good friend.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
All.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
There's a there's a book about her, there's a musical,
and many other references to the most notorious eccentric in
the history of the city of Sydney, tormentor of tab
drivers B.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Miles. I wonder if that's like a She also wore.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
A no smoking sandwich board in the city Hall and
just would sit there and just chain smoke cigarette.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
B Miles pretty fit. They call like bad passengers.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I mean, gee, he was a well known in the
annals of Sydney's history.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You're you're a live guy. Crazy to think that Keith
Morris is sixty nine years.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Old today, But then you start thinking about, you know,
late seventies, early eighties hardcore Royalty. Her Mosa Beach, Black
Flags Circle Jerks sixty nine years old. Hermosa born Jewish
Pop's a killer jazz drummer. His dad and jazz producer
Ozzy Cadino were good friends, so Keith hung out with
Ozzy's Sundez. Went to Mira Costa, Greg and Raymond Ginn
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were there, all good friends. Dad opens a bait shop.
Bill Stevenson, we just celebrated him last week from Descendants
worked there as well. Keith goes to passing in an
art center doing a ton of drugs. Said he was
into music. MC five Sabbath, the ep nervous breakdown comes out,
it takes off, but it was two turbulent years. Struggled
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to get along with gin And, as Morris said himself quote,
I was freaking out and cocaine and speed. So he
left the band but still wanted to play. Seventy nine
he found Circle Jerks with Greg Heston. With Greg Hudson
group Sex Seminal Southern California hardcore release fourteen songs, fifteen minutes.
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They end up appearing in Decline of Western Civilization, so
IRS signs them. This was on the cassette that I
had again thanks to the back of the old Thrasher
mag Wild in the Streets was their follow up, then
the Golden shower of hits again. Film gives them another
break on the super cool circuit. Coudata was on the
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Repo Man soundtrack, and they're actually in the movie playing
their song when the s hits the fan. On and
off for months or maybe like a year at a
time were Circle Jerks from like ninety through twenty eleven.
They actually broke up in eleven. All the way through
twenty nineteen. They got back together for the fortieth anniversary
of Group Sex, and they've been back at it since.
They still tour quite a bit with Hudson Schloss on
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bass and Castillo on drums. He put out an autobiography
in twenty sixteen. Has been sober since the eighties. Happy
sixty nine, Black Flag Circle Jerks Off founder Keith.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Morris, all right, everybody, podcast the show on the iHeartRadio app.
We're still coming back for one more segment, and then
we will say good night and send you to Miami,
where the Dodgers' injuries are eclipsing show. Heyo Tani's wonderful accomplishments.