February 14, 2025 • 46 mins
A FLEX ALERT before the UCLA-Indiana game. Petros and Tim Cates get you ready for a great sports weekend. Lance Romance makes his return on this Valentines Day! Secret Textoso Roundup
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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We are your home of the Dodgers, the Dodgers, the
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most coveted sports franchise on Earth. Right now, there is
a palpable tension, but a joyful one because the first
full team workout, which we will not cover in any
real capacity because it's just a bunch of guys stretching
their balls, is tomorrow. The first spring training game is
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a week from yesterday, so we are getting very very
warmed up, I mean very warmed up for baseball season.
David Vassy, as bat says, our intrepid Dodger reporter is
headed to Camelback Ranch on Sunday doing it. He will
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be in camel Back Ranch for several weeks and then
he will go with the Dodgers. Well, for some of them,
it's going back back to Tokyo for what is a
very highly anticipated MLB series, Dodgers Cubs in Japan. And
guess who's gonna be here for all of it? Us
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Us the Petrosen Money Show. Now we'll get into all
the accoutramal that start the Friday show. But know this,
we're on a flex alert tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Alert.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We got UCLA Indiana tip off at five right here.
How do you know that? Well, it says in the
rundown that you put together. It says UCLA at Indiana
Assembly Hall. First time UCLA has ever been to Assembly Hall?
A battle of the blue Bloods. Has Indiana ever been
at Polly? There's no muney do we even know?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, maybe that's something if you're doing postgame tonight that
you should check it out Tip Office at five right
here on AM five seventy LA Sports. So that's why
we're on early tonight. We thank you for being with us.
We know you have a lot of choices with AM
sports talk radio. Thanks for being with the Petros and
Money Show. And that brings us to our Southern California
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Toyota Ditter's celebrity guest microphone joining us all CIF baseball
catcher in nineteen ninety six, dubbed by Eric Sondheimer of
The La Times still the La Times Prep Rider as
the Wall because nothing got by Kate's. He was a
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bit of a slap hitter. There's no doubt. Excuse me,
not a lot of power. I had a lot of doubles.
I hit one home run, more power than you would
have thought at Tim Kates on Twitter. He's the host
of Bruin Talk. He's a Compass Media college basketball and
football host. He hosts the Raider Games on your Raider
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Radio Network, The Silver and Black Are He is the
host of Marongo Casino Dodgers on Deck. He is the
executive producer of The Petros and Money Show and basically
does most of my work. That's true at Tim Kates
on Twitter. Did I say that you did? It is
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the one and only.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Tim kak Thank you, Petros, thanks for having me today
to honor to sit in for Matt money Smith.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And that is doing college basketball somewhere.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, Matt's on his way to the South. Is he's
got a big Alabama basketball game tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is that going to be cleared here in Los Angeles? Me?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
B b B B be might no, will not be
cleared here in Los Angeles. So you're here, I'm here
and I'll be back later on tonight after the UCLA
game here on this Valentine's Day for postgame Bruin talk.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Now, we need a little help here, okay, because it's
just Ronnie, me and you and in the very next
segment we're trying to bring and I know he's on
the way we're trying to bring back. He's in traffic
because it's Valentine's Day and Happy Valentine's Day to everybody.
Is there a lot of traffic? I mean it's only
two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, the roads around here are still a little flooded.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay. Lance Romance, the Return of Lance Romance. That's not
the Lance Romance. You need to put in organ I
think is what you put in there? No, try it again. No,
that's that's not even in there, Ronnie, I know where
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that one comes from. Pitch ass. No, yes, it has
Lance Romance. We're going to do a couple of things
today just because it's Friday. But Lance Romance, Well, here's why.
I just want to work this out before we do
Hopeful Music at noon and the frog Man Friday and
all the stuff that actually officially launches the show, so
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we can do it in our obsessive compulsive behavioral disorder order.
The point is this, Lance Romance is a call in segment.
We take calls almost never, right, so to line up
like five or six calls is a little bit more
of a task for us than maybe, let's say the
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Felger and Mas show in Boston, which probably has like
five interns or something like that. You're co hosting this
show today, so you can't answer the phone for Lance
Romance now, I don't want to answer. I don't want
Lance excuse me to have to answer a bunch of
stupid questions for people that only want the prize.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
It's a big prize today too, that we have to
give away We're going to get some of those calls.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I really hope so. And Ronnie can also answer the
phone in the next room. But Ronnie has many responsibilities
I know. But Ronnie has many responsibilities time when it
comes to Ronnie's going to responsibilities when it comes to
the the the Frogman and the hopeful music and all that.
But let's just say this right now, Lance Romance's return
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and I believe he'll be here in time. Is that
he's downstairs parking. Okay, all right, so he will be
here in time. We got like ten minutes, ten fifteen minutes. Yeah,
you're gonna haves He still drive me out of so
he switched to a Toyota m R two. You still
have the spinner hit No, no, it's an m R two.
The picture of Lance Romance's m R two can be
seen at Petroson Money on Twitter, as there was a
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photo taken of him en route up to the station today.
So Lance Romance with his return on m FI seventy
La sports Answering your romantic quarries. As Matt used to say,
lessons of the loins. All you have to do is
call and ask Lance for some advice, real advice. That
you need no halfway crooks at eight six six nine
(07:58):
eight seven two five seventy. I'm looking at Kate's to
make sure that's the number, because I haven't said it
on I've worked there twenty years and I've said it
so little.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Say it one more time so I can make sure
you're saying the right number.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Eight six six nine eight seven two five seventy. Now,
Lance Romance's advice is its own reward and has been,
and we've opened the lines. Lance Romance's advice, as we've
said for many years, is its own reward. It doesn't
need anything to come with it. But because we are
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so grateful, so grateful for our listeners and for the
community of great sports Talk which we have built great
sports Talk we are, we're willing to also give. And
that takes time. You know. We got to put those
people on hold. Somebody's got to get their address, and
there's just you and I. I don't feel like we've
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thought this through. We can make it work. Is there
anybody here that would help us?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
We can ask them to come in and do it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I can't. I can't do that. I can't ask he's.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Been in his office all morning. You can I spend
ten minutes in.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
The guy's office. I walked down and talked to Brian
Blackmany right now, you know, I spent ten minutes in
the guy's office and all of a sudden, you know,
my mouth is shaped like that of a sex doll.
You know, it's not cool. I don't deserve it. I
don't deserve it. You know what, you know where the
boss is going. You know where he's going on vacation.
You know where he's going, Ronnie, he's going to New Orleans. What, No,
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not the super Bowl? It's over. He's going, And no,
we can't go. And I had some places to send him.
That's all. Okay, that's all. I can't go in there
and talk to the boss. We're not going to ask
the man to come down here. He's the freaking GM
of KFI and amfis. Did we ever ask Don to
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come and screen calls just because this guy has a
history of being a host. We can't do that.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I can ask Gary or Shannon if they're still here.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don They've been home drinking mimosis for an hour and
a half.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
And asked John Cobalt to come over.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Dude, I said hi to John Cobelt. I said Hi John,
and he said hi. Was he pushing his chair? No,
he was, he was, he was well. He was moving
around in the in the studio. And I said hi John,
and I said how are you? And right when I
said how are you, the door closed, right it is
hopeful music at noon. We are hopeful music at noon.
(10:31):
How are you hopeful music at new What do you think?
He said nothing? He closed the door. He saying hi
with the one syllable was so hard that that's all
I could get out. And I love John Cobelt, but no,
we can't ask him. I don't I don't know. Does
anybody even calling?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We got people on hold. Do you want to tell
the listeners what the great prize is that they're gonna
win if they get all with lance romance and they
used the whole thing, use the whole thing romantic question.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, these things are vintage now. These things are like
they got to be twenty two years, twenty one years old,
because Matt and I had been working nineteen years. Twenty
years show he did with Joe Grande is twenty years old,
oh five, two thousand and five, so twenty years ago.
Go ahead, do the timpany do the whole thing. We
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have not timpany. I'm sorry. We have got that correct.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
The box full of prizes to give away to listeners
for Lance Romance. Matt doesn't know we're giving them away,
so please do not tweet at him, do not send
them direct messages, and let him know what's happening on
the show right now as he's flying across the country.
But we have gone into the office and we have
gone through his stuff and we have found a box
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of two thousand and five Matt money Smith La Kings Baba.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And you can see still in the box Bail in
the box, Styro. You can see exactly what they look
like at Petroson Money on Instagram or no, is it
at Petroson Money. Yeah, it's at Petroson Money on Instagram.
I took a video of the bibblehead right next to
Matt's now face twenty years later, and we've we've studied
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the differences between Matt's face and the bibble head face
and if you want to take a look at that face.
So if you want Matt money Smith in a king's
uniform as if he's about to play in a professional
hockey game, Oh, he's got two hands on the stick
wearing a Jason Capono like headband on his head.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh, that was the style back then.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
With a five, because that was the year that the
radio show was on Good Times. It did not last,
and good Times rarely do five. You guys can take
a look at that on Instagram. And that should not
be the motivation to call Lance Romance. Okay, the motivation
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to call Lance Romance should be your romantic quarry, and
the bobblehead is merely a bonus for contributing to the show.
We rarely ask listeners beyond the secret text SoCal line,
which is sponsored texts.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Fine brought to you by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We rarely ask listeners to contribute to the show's content,
mostly because we don't trust what you'll say. You're not
a professional like us. We're the best nobody else can be.
You're an idiot. Basically, you're an idiot, and you're lucky
to have us, is the way we look at it.
So we rarely ask listeners to call in. But when
Lance Romance is here, I mean, we're not going to
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reveal our romantic problems. We're on the air here every day,
so you got to give us a call and that
number once again, eight six six nine eight seven two
five seventy. Now, unlike most radio hosts, I don't hit buttons.
I don't pick up the phone. I don't I don't
do things with my fingers while I'm doing the show,
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so I don't know. I can't even see the phone.
Most of those things are shielded from me here like
a almost like a hyperactive child.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Don't show them, right, Uh so all lines they're lighting up,
they're lighting We're doing okay, Yeah, we're doing okay.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now would you compare this to like a postgame brewing
talk or would you say we're doing better than that?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
It's like a postgame brewin talk. It's a slow build. Okay,
so what' not doing? That's why you're not showing me
the phone. If Matt was in the in the ocean
right now, surfing, it'd be a wave building like from
from outside, like outside their coming and everybody's starting, it's coming,
paddling super hard. And by the way, these bibbleheads aren't
ones that have just been dusting up in the studio
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and the offices and they're half broke.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
They're in They're beautiful, they're in the box. This isn't
like what we normally give away, No, which is some
book that some dork wrote that nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I mean, imagine going into your garage like, my gosh,
I have all these brand new whatever still in the box.
This is what they are, brand new Matt money Smith
La Kings two thousand and five bobbleheads.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
See now, this is what I'm running into.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
A fine brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers.
We make it easily.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I knew I was going to run into this. It's like,
are there really baseball fans at Otani Bobblehead Night or
are they just people that want something right? You know?
Call and are there really people with troubles or do
they just want this amazing prize. I just got a
text that says you promised to hold a bobblehead for me.
Question Mark, I have no romantic problems. I'm an angry
(15:37):
shut in. Well that sounds like a romantic problem, sir.
Eight six six ninety seven two five seventy. Thank you, sir,
that's a great call. These are like O Tawni bobbleheads.
People are lined up before the gates open. They want
to get one desperately, and then they want to flip
it on eBay exactly because a Matt Smith bobblehead. I mean,
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look at how many Twitter followers he had. I mean,
how many o tiny bobbleheads are there?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Thousands? How many Matt Money spent bobble exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
We got sex six plus this one or six mine
including this one, six plus that we have seven. One
of them is unboxed. We have seven and one is
unboxed and the phones are on fire.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Right if I see these on eBay in like an
hour and a half, so help me. God, I don't
know what I'm I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Petros gonna be so mad. We're gonna be angry, be
angry at you. We're really gonna take it. We're gonna
say mean things about you. We never do that. And no,
we're not saving them for text dosurs.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Shave me one, brother, Yeah, don't text me. I don't
want to hear it.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Give it to me a BJ's next time you guys
are out there, I'll take one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well I might. If we can't give them all away,
I'll bring them to bj So don't we have a
remote coming up later on this month? Are we gonna
be able to promote it today? We're still fine tuning
the dates and locations, all right. It is also prog
Man frog Man a frog Friday, frog Man. The sea,
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once it casts its spell, holds one in its net
of wonder forever. For what is the sea and the
sand at the beach if not a lover slapping up
against its lover over and over and over again for
the same satisfaction just came to my head.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
If my tweet this out, do I tag Matt so
he sees that we're giving away his bubble heads? Or
is this is?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Does he know this?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know. He doesn't want them?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, they We're good.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Then tag them. That's fine cool, Tag them and bag them,
audio says Posito. Also on a Frogman Friday, we celebrate
the greatness of the one and only Mike Nelson played
by the one and only Lloyd Bridges in the one
and only greatest show ever see Hu.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
First time I couldn't take the topside, not God, job
was done, said, I gave him some of my air
and prayed that it would stall off the effects of
oxygen poisoning for a few minutes least. I don't know
how if Pete managed to keep going, but he did
get every excuse in the world to quickly save his life,
and he stayed on a job.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
A lot of men. Now, I don't want to pretend.
Oh excuse me, Todd lights, Todd thirteen to five. What
are you nuts? We still got to take that Florida man,
You know what that's like these days.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
You got the Navy everywhere, you got frogmen, you got
the EC two's with the satellite tracking, you got the
SPELL two nine as salt choppers up the ass. We're
losing one out of every nine loads. That's no duck
walk anymore. Let me tell you, forget about money. What
do you suggest that's reasonable?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
First fall team workout tomorrow, Dieter Roule Ironn. We're all
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so excited about this, so excited about the Oyers. Okay,
here's what's going on in the show. Lancero Mats is
going to be in the very next segment. I don't
want to say this, I don't even want to put
it out there. Bye, if it's going real well, we
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might take it to another segment, which is always normally
a terrible idea.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
That's Conway Bridge too far.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Hey, you stay for another thing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't have to. I did two last night with Conway.
Hey can you stay for one? And you try to
answer and they've turned you down.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, if we're paying for his parking, lance can stay
here for as long as we need them, right, I
copy that?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, So that's what we have. And here's what I
want people to understand. Somebody just texted me this, don't
give away mats mementos. He's gonna want those. He doesn't
want shut up. Yeah, he doesn't want these. He's embarrassed
by them. He doesn't like these bobbleheads. I don't know why.
Perhaps it reminds him of a different show that he
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wasn't as happy with. I don't know. It just has
his name, not exactly, I don't know. It doesn't say
good times with Joe Grande on it or anything. It's
not like it's a two headed bobblehead and he's got
to look at Joe Grande like they were some weird
birth defect. You know. I don't understand, but he does
want it, like right, we remember.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well, obviously they've been sitting in his office for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Look at the Instagram video I did with the bobblehead.
He literally swears. He says the F word, and not
in a friendly way. No, so I don't think Matt
wants these, but to honor the listener's requests, we will
not give away this one yet. Okay, maybe we'll give
away something else, you know, in the office. I'm gonna have.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Matt sign these when he gets back too. By the way,
I'm gonna throw that in there, and mag doesn't even
know that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Have him signed the box and the guy copy because
he can sign it right on the platform. Here's beautiful.
What's supposed to be the ice a nice surface for sharpie?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Is Matt left handed? By the way, why is Matt
bobblehead left handed? You notice that?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I no, no, I did not even hockey stick. I
don't know how get the hockey stick, you know, in
in earnest in my life, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Time, Matt was right handed. So this is like a
blemish bobblehead. This is like the This is like the
or the Billy Ripkin card from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh that's f face. Yeah, Okay, we will be back.
What we have going on today is this Lance romance.
That's not the only triumphant return today. There will also
be the triumphant return of my father with his annual
story of Saint Valentine and its history. So we'll call
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Mount Olympus and get my dad on. We'll do a
word number, song of the day, and the quick hits,
and dead and alive and a fun fact and all
the different things that you're used to when it comes
to the Petrosen Money Show on AM five seventy LA
Sports Great Sports Talk. And I'll tell you, when you
bobble Matt's head, it makes you wonder if he knew
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later in life he was going to be such a
big poll smoker, you know what I'm saying, Like, you
wonder if you know, kind of like art imitating life
or the opposite, life imitating art.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How did they know so many years ago?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Because here he is, Yeah, how did they know he
was gonna smoke pole? How did they know? I have
gas eight six six nine eighty seven two five seventy
to talk to Lancero Mat Great Sports Talk, the one
and only greatest. So I'm gonna take a hike right,
I'm not I might not even be back till three.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
He's peaking through the window. Ill get him in their
next studio, next segment.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's a handsome devil.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
All right, we'll be back, Petro some money show on
a frog Man Friday at Flex Alert Leaning in the UCLA.
First time ever, these two blue bloods have met at
Assembly Hall in Bloomington, Indiana. Pregame at four thirty, tip
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off at five o'clock coming up in an hour from now.
John Popadacas will join us here till four thirty in
for Matt money Smith. I am Tim Kates. Petros Papadakas
usually he should be sitting next to me, but as
he has been all day long, he is in our
bosses office. Because Lance Romance is here. Yes, as Petros
(24:07):
is away, the listeners will have their say. Eight six
six nine eight seven two five seventy. It's Valentine's Day.
We haven't seen you in a while, Land know that's right,
and it's been a long time. Huh two years right?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The me too movement took a lot of wind out
of my sales. I wasn't afraid to call you hashtag
me too and then, of course, you know, as a
lover of women, COVID didn't help. I can tell you
that right now. You know, COVID a lot of a
lot of a lot of plastics, a lot of rubbers. Jeez, Lance,
you sure look great.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Thanks, Ronnie slim down there and all the ap dating
the black is slimming. Yeah. The apps don't help me either.
But Lance Romance still has got his mojo work. If
you know what I'm saying, I understand. We're taking calls
and we're giving away bobblehead.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah we got Messie. Seemed like a very good prize.
Well it's actually a very lucrative prize. It's bobbleheads are
really big right now, Lance, and we got at maybe
we should get one to the guy whose office is
a across the street now A six six nine eighty
seven two five seventy. I don't think we have enough
for that copy. We have enough for listeners though. At
eight six six nine eighty seven two five seventy. You
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can take calls and Lance will give you the appropriate.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
To people still remember how this works to people still
want to talk to me, Kate. So I mean, it's
been so long.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It has been a long time, and we've had a
turnover in listeners here.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Uh, let's a turnover it. Let's explain what does that mean.
Let's explain how it works. Well, people call and they
asked me for my help, and I give it to them.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Now, it could be questions about a relationship with a
significant other, maybe a relationship that's gone sour, maybe a
struggling relationship that needs a little little peppini step, a
little spicing up, so to sp.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
A little spicing absolutely. All right, Well let's get to
the follow all right.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Eight six six, nine eighty seven two five seventy Paul
in ocean side here in southern California. Welcome, you're on
with Lance Romance.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, Paul, NaN's Paul. And
that's between you all. What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Lance? All right? Well, you know Lance tonight for a
certain amount of guys.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
This guy real quick pause, this guy real quick. All right.
I already feel like this guy's a fake. It sounds
like in his voice he has the bobblehead on his mind.
He wants this pull smoking bobble He sounds like he
has a question about it all right, I'm sorry, right,
go ahead, I'm a little sensitive.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Go ahead, okay, okay, okay, yeah yeah, Well performance pressure
tonight for us guys with our ladies. Yeah, and so
after dinner, you know, after the bottle of wine and
you've discreetly dropped your napkin and gotten under the table
and clubbed down a viagra. I just wanted to ask you,
you know, if that viagra didn't really doing it? Sing later,
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can you do another one?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Or we question? That's a great I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Will your tool explode?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, yeah, I get it, I understand. I don't believe
that will be the case. That's a good question. You
might end up with what is called a priapism, which
is a boner that lasts longer than four hours, which
you hear on the commercials.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Anyway, call a doctor.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Uh. Here's the thing, the balance, and this is not
an easy thing. The balance between having a drink or
two and being able to perform with your blue pill
is not an easy balance because too much alcohol is
going to take your boner down. Oh now, not enough alcohol?
(27:27):
You know? Now, what are you doing? You know? No,
you don't have balance in your night. You know, you
want to have a glass of wine and enjoy with
your You don't want to be thinking about how hard
your puozzo is going to be going into the evening
the whole time. I mean, that's another performance pressure situation.
So my advice is this, If you're gonna take the viagra,
then you're right. Don't go more than one and a
(27:49):
half two glasses of wine depending on your size and weight,
and make sure you drink a lot of water to
dilute that alcohol, and make sure that boner juice gets
to where it's supposed to go.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Do you understand me, Paul, Yeah, But if I got
a boner for four hours.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Then you go to the doctor. What am I gonna
I'm not gonna help you take your get him out.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Congratulations, Paul, You've got yourself a Matt money Smith two
thousand and five, l A King's left handed bobble.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Head courtesy There it is. That's the sound of great sports,
talk great sports, the sound of Matt's head bob it
up and down.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
If you're taking a viagara for the first time on
Valentine's Day, I.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Don't think I'm I don't think he's taking it for
the first time. He's saying, should I take two if
I'm gonna drink, I don't look if you drink a
whole bunch. I don't think one or two is gonna
make a difference. I think if you drink too much
to viagra is not gonna help. You have to drink
not that much, drink water, Take your one viagra and
take it down to Boner Town.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Paul in Westchester next door with Lance Roman Valentine's Day, Paul,
go ahead, another Paul.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Lance, Good to talk to you, great to be with you.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Push is.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
My wife and I We we have a good relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
The poem is that whenever I make a move, whenever
I make a move to be amorous with her, she
starts laughing. It's it's a big joke to her. Like
I'm well, I mean, does she laugh and trying to
does she laugh while blocking you your efforts or she
just laugh and let her sell be taken.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
She's she's not blocking my efforts.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But it's sort of emasculating, like I mean, look, there's yeah, yeah, well,
I mean I doubt that she's going to be overwhelmed
like a Victorian woman, you know, like when you guys
first started to date or or started to be quote
unquote amorous with each other. You know, I mean, my
my thing is, and how long have you been married, Paul?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
About thirteen years?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, yeah, well that makes sense. My thing here, Paul is,
unless you're being blocked like a punt or a field
goal being rejected from reaching its goal. And we all
know what your goal is. Unless you're being blocked physically blocked,
shoot away, slap down like Matumbo, then you're on the
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right track. She could be swearing at you. Yes, she
could be fighting. She could be you know, fighting a
fly on the wall or something, or running from a bee.
But if she's not fighting you, just laughing at you,
I think that you're on the right track. You know.
(30:38):
You got to take what you can get when you
can get it, like too short, get in with you finished.
If she thinks it's funny, show her how funny it
really is.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Maybe it's a nervous laugh, Maybe she's nervous self.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Possible that way. Another way I'd like to say, and
this has always been my technique, especially with the wife type.
The shower is a great disarmor of problems because she's
already naked and you know, all the stuff about having
to take the clothes off and put them back on,
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and where are we gonna do where we're gonna do this?
All that stuff is out the window, and you could
just pounce in the shower like uh, like Tony Perkins
or whoever the guy yeah from cycle you jump into
that shower. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Uh, Sammy, so
you know, you know what I'm saying. Maybe maybe her laughs,
maybe her laughs will be drowned out by the sound
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of the water beating against both of your backs when
you when you catch her in the shower. What do
you say, Paul tonight enjoy enjoy that bobble correct.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Congratulations Paul and west Chester, you too are taking a
home and Matt Money's maid bomblehead. Maybe that could be
something that can break the tension.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Let's see if you push a button and it says
anything that dog.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's so cool. I didn't know it did this.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
That's awesome. We got Ernesto and Carson is next up
with Lance Romance on this Valentine's Day. Ernesto, what is
your love question for Lance?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Mister Romance? Nice to talk to you, yes, sir, so
besides my boner, what do I give my wife for
a five year anniversary. Is there something they're expecting, something
that I need to get?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well? What kind of wife do you have there, Paul?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Oh, she's five to two with a nattitude.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
There, French coat with a sneaky link. Any any titties
and a bob what? What say that? I'm fine, it's fine.
Tell me what I can or can't say? So what
it's two o'clock? All right? Well you just want the bobblehead,
don't you? You fool? You don't really have You're not gonna
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buy or anything.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
It's matt money. Come on, I need to know.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, you're not getting it. No, you don't get it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You're none, You're gone, or Nesta, thank you for admitting
you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
And a.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Let's squeeze another call in aside from my bone or
pe well the way gear. Let's get a woman's perspective
and a question.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Here is Lance Romance Diana in Monrovio. Whatever a woman
calls Lance, it's a real chum to the water.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'm gonna let you two go out of Diana and
Lance chum to the waters of love.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yes, Diana, Hey, Lance Romance, Hello, how can we help you.
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm not Arnesto's wife.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
I am five to two with a whole lot of attitude.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it
again because because now the drop is done. Yeah, Ronnie,
what if I say it? You don't have another drop
in you? All right? Go ahead, dear, what is it? Well,
since you guys are talking about boners and all this
boner talk, well, we're man, what do you want from us?
(33:52):
The problem is boner is not the problem.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
It's how do you get the boner a last longer?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You're right about that, You're right about that, and you know,
let's let's discuss this because you're in a really tough spot.
You know what I'm saying, Diana, Because if you act
like if you guys, if you try to act like
it's not that big of a deal what's going on,
then you know, you might lose your boner that way,
because your partner loses confidence. Right if you act like
(34:18):
what's going on is the greatest thing that's ever been
going on, your partner's gonna gonna get over excited and
it gonna be over Yes, yeah, thank you. Uh so,
so you really have to find a happy medium there.
You know what I'm saying between uh being not enthusiastic
at all, like a starfish or like a sandbag, and
(34:42):
overly enthusiastic like Sharon Stone in basic instinct with the
ice pick under the bed.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
See, you know what I'm saying, Just like the whole
Viagra and wine conversation. And if you want here's the
other here's another great piece of advice. Uh. I don't
know how old old your partner is, uh, but she
sounds young, yeah, middle age and many of us, you know,
we we we have an experience here in sports talk
(35:10):
radio with Blue Chew or something of that nature. And
what's good about that is and and perhaps after that
initial moment, you know you're over it and you just
want to move on with your night and watch the
Real Housewives or something or below deck. But but the
boner pill will come back like a boomerang in Australia
(35:32):
if you show enthusiasm for a repeat performance very quickly,
like five seven minutes of downtime pillow talk. You know,
but you have to remain interested in what would happen.
And as Americans on the phone and all that, it
works for the young kids it will work with the young,
it will work with your middle aged guy with help chimically.
(35:57):
But you still might have to endure that he was
really fast the first time around, kind of like Aaron
Rodgers first year with the gents. Yeah. But but but
that means, Diana, you have to remain engaged, you know,
for the seven minutes. Good good to me, she said.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Tonight, congratulations, pig b on, maybe a Matt money Smith bobblehead.
We'll keep the night going. I was saying, congratulations, those calls.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah, Unfortunately, we run out of time, Land, what are
you talking about? Functually, we've run out of time.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's it. One more? Well, I mean usually if we
say one more, it's a bad call and it doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
All right, one more it's probably a bridge too far.
We go all the way out to Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Let's have it. Come on, Jessie, you're on with Lance
m Rocky Top. Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Hi, brother, come on, get that right, Lance, Thanks for
taking my call. Absolutely, sir, Hey Land, you know, ending
a long term relationship.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
How long are we talking about? Oh, it's ten years?
Wild as a cat, but sweet as.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Soda, you know what it is?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
But got to move on. A Valentine's Day makes it
hard there, you know, especially out.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
In the South.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah there, right, get there right?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
You know, just what's your what's your vibe?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Lance too?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I dive back into I try to make friends in.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, how old are old are you?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
You know?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'm like sixty?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Lance?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
All right, you're all right? So I mean you're gonna
need I mean, it's not like you could just show
up at the local line dance, you know, and and
fish a co ed. No, you're not going to be
like Lane Kiffin and and and swinging way way over
your head. What I would look for is, uh is
some some of the online stuff for people your age.
(37:56):
You sound like a good looking guy, you know, you
sound like a guy that's got it together. I would
say that that Knoxville is probably a place where people
of all ages can go to cool places to meet
other people, you know, as opposed to a terrible place
like Los Angeles. You know what I mean. There's wonderful
music venue, go to Nashville, you can go all over
(38:18):
the place. But I would say just make yourself available,
you know, what I mean, don't be a weird shut in,
and I think things will come around very quickly. I
don't know what happened with the last one. What does
she does? She leave you for people? Ayamayama? She was
me meat is a snake. Gotta have that. Oh yeah, yeah, Well, good.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Luck to you, Jesse. You just heard from Lance Romance
some great advice you. Matt money Smith Bobblehead coming your way.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Wonderful. Well that'll keep him, you know, happy?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
May I suggest Facebook or farmers only for Jesse Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Farmers I don't know. Does he a farmer? If it's
farmers only, I don't know. It's a university town. Hey, Lance,
is great to see you. Great to see you, Ronnie,
appreciate you. Out of here.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Lance, Go find Petchos. He's down the hall and he's
sure you don't want to do another one? Positive?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Okay? Coming up?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Text dos times day everybody, Valentine's do you what do
you got planning tonight? I love everybody? Any plants tonight? One, two, three, four, five, Ladies.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I think I'm gonna go over to Sloppy Joe's at
the Airvine Packed Spectrum if it's still there.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I seven LA Sports leading up to UCLA basketball.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
They have some blue drinks that look like wind decks.
I want to do. Oh, Dirty Diana? What a call?
I thought? Lance Romance is pretty good. I was listening
with our old producer Campadonia in there chopping it up.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
What'd you guys think of Dirty Diana?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Loved her.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
She's the talk.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
She's going to give good effort for about seven minutes
in between times those apollos.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
No, mom, I want to get a coffee during the break,
and everybody's talking about Dirty Diana. This is unreal, A.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Huge, great reunion with Lance Romance. In the very last segment,
you could podcast it on the iHeartRadio app. Later, we
gave away three Matt Smith bobbleheads, which means we have
four left. We're giving away three of them for sure,
we have four left.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I got multiple tweets and even a text from a
buddy listening ask if they could have a bobblehead. No question,
want a bobble.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Do you think the bobblehead drove the calls and not
the greatness of Lancer Romance? Is that what you're trying
to say? No, another old precedent being broken. My father
will join us in the very next segment. John Papadakis,
a former USC linebacker, will join us to talk about
the legend of Saint Valentines because it is Saint Valentine's Day.
(40:56):
The reason we're on early tonight, Louisa is because UCLA
is at Indiana. Tip off is at five huge game,
fourage game for uc they need it, and four point
thirty is when we are going to go to our coverage.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You can't win seven in a row, Petros, be the
talk of the Big ten. Get yourself into a top
four position in the standings, and then go on the
road and get blown out at Illinois and then lose
at a bad Indiana team. Even though Indiana is coming
off a win against Michigan State, it still looks bad
if they lose tonight.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Well, I've got a few text doc.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Text dosa fine, brought to you by your so called
Toyota dealers.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We make it easy, all right. This guy says, royal
honey instead of viagra works well with alcohol. What's royal honey?
Help me out?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Well, where's Lance? Get him back in? And I thought, Lance, dude,
I told you we should do another segment. I wanted
to sit out there for longer and chop it up
and tell Bill Carroll stories with Sharon.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
What is it royal honey? How much does it cost?
You can get it? You see the FDA's tongue. It's
an active ingredient in cialis. That's what ais.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
So it's that's where you have a bathtub next to
your wife and she's in a bathtub. You're in separate bathtubs,
but somehow you manage the boner pill manages to work.
That's the sealice double bathtub approach, from what I understand. Okay,
so what is it a pill?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It is a honeymox if it comes into stick.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Form or and it works with alcohol.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
It looks like it also comes in like a pump form.
You can put it like on hand lotion too. So
it's supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Let's get it out here?
Speaker 4 (42:37):
How much you can get it on?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Do I need a prescription?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
You don't need a prescription.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You call, let's go. It's like the Horny Goulwie that
you buy the seven eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You can have a door dash to your house.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
One go, all right?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
The secret text does a fine brought to you by
your so called Toyota dealers. We make it easy.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
If I win one, I'm glowing a lung dart to
Matt's bobblehead mouth. That's what I would do too, sir, we.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Got one right here, might do it the O five
Mad did smoke back then.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh yeah, Or you could glue a pole. It's bothering
me that it's left handed. Yeah, well you could ask
ask the producer about it. He's right across the hall.
Throw all bobblehead in the La River and have Kate
shoot at it like it's a hobo.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I love that these are highly anticipated bobbleheads for somebody.
You can't shoot one.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I mean, we just stumbled across these things in the office.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
They were buried to the mountains, be in there for
twenty years, I know, but I didn't know how I've
seen him. They've never escaped my mind. I think about
that sharp nose on Matt's bobblehead all the time.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
You can open a box with that nose.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm listening box cutter Nose. I'm listening to yesterday's podcast,
and I just heard Tim Kates recommend throwing a penny
in floodwaters to see how fast they're moving has old cokenose.
Kate snorted so much yak it dissolved his brain and
he thinks this is a good idea. It was. It
was an impromptum, a moment, and not thought through by
(44:08):
Tim Kate.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
So the penny would sink, I believe so yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I do feel great about the Petros and Money Weather
Update Live Doppler Weather Update from the La River yesterday.
I mean before Dirty Diana, she was I mean she
was a highlight of today.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yes, you dad.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
The highlight of the office was that, no doubt you
could see it on a five seventy. And you know,
Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like it wasn't enough
about the weather. It was all about you, And I
don't think you did that good of a job. And
I'm here to say right now, and I hope he's recording.
F you Conway. You bring me on your show and
then make me feel small like this bobblehead. He made
me feel real small and and him and Mark the
(44:46):
weather man were like, oh, you don't know how to
do the weather. He's a stupid idiot. And I was like,
well that's really encouraging, you know, That's like how Brett
Farv Trott taught Aaron Rodgers to be a quarterback in
Green Bay, just left him out there to die on
his own.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
I saw a video Conway did for the weather from
inside of his house. Must be nice, Yeah, doing an
inside when it's seventy two degrees and nice and warm
in your house.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Get out. The gnaway brought me on to only to
ridicule my. You know, he was a little and to
be honest, I don't want to make a thinger out
of it, but he seemed a little jealous. Of course,
if I had to guess you became a social media star, right,
He's like, oh, well, you made it all about you.
And it's like, I've got a shock G story for you.
(45:27):
About twenty five years ago, I played pool in a
break room at Hyde Street Studios in San Francisco, and
Shock G came in and asked to play. So we
started playing a chatting and I tell him me and
my fellow white friend know all the words to Freaks
of the Industry. He tells us that we have to
wrap it for him, so we did, and he laughed
(45:48):
so hard watching these two white guys wrapping Freaks of
the industry. He told us Freaks of the Industry was
timeless a classic because they never made a video for it,
which would have date it did. Shock g was the
best R I P. Freaks into the industry. A great
song about love and lovers. We hope you're having a
(46:10):
wonderful Valentine's Day. That's our first hour in the books,
fastest hour and radio brother a little faster than a
Rogan and Rodney final Hour.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
You say you need a little radio yagri to make
it a little long.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, not us. We'll be right back with your word
number song of the day. I'm sorry, Anthony. If the
kids heard something bad. A shout out to Anthony Day,
one of the greatest Orange County defenders from USC ever
and a lawyer. Another thing she call devil to replace it.
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Speaker 3 (02:25):
Alert.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We got UCLA Indiana tip off at five right here.
How do you know that? Well, it says in the
rundown that you put together. It says UCLA at Indiana
Assembly Hall. First time UCLA has ever been to Assembly Hall?
A battle of the blue Bloods. Has Indiana ever been
at Polly? There's no muney do we even know?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm not sure.
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Well, maybe that's something if you're doing postgame tonight that
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Tim kak Thank you, Petros, thanks for having me today
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And that is doing college basketball somewhere.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, Matt's on his way to the South. Is he's
got a big Alabama basketball game tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is that going to be cleared here in Los Angeles? Me?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
B b B B be might no, will not be
cleared here in Los Angeles. So you're here, I'm here
and I'll be back later on tonight after the UCLA
game here on this Valentine's Day for postgame Bruin talk.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Now, we need a little help here, okay, because it's
just Ronnie, me and you and in the very next
segment we're trying to bring and I know he's on
the way we're trying to bring back. He's in traffic
because it's Valentine's Day and Happy Valentine's Day to everybody.
Is there a lot of traffic? I mean it's only
two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, the roads around here are still a little flooded.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay. Lance Romance, the Return of Lance Romance. That's not
the Lance Romance. You need to put in organ I
think is what you put in there? No, try it again. No,
that's that's not even in there, Ronnie, I know where
(05:38):
that one comes from. Pitch ass. No, yes, it has
Lance Romance. We're going to do a couple of things
today just because it's Friday. But Lance Romance, Well, here's why.
I just want to work this out before we do
Hopeful Music at noon and the frog Man Friday and
all the stuff that actually officially launches the show, so
(06:00):
we can do it in our obsessive compulsive behavioral disorder order.
The point is this, Lance Romance is a call in segment.
We take calls almost never, right, so to line up
like five or six calls is a little bit more
of a task for us than maybe, let's say the
(06:22):
Felger and Mas show in Boston, which probably has like
five interns or something like that. You're co hosting this
show today, so you can't answer the phone for Lance
Romance now, I don't want to answer. I don't want
Lance excuse me to have to answer a bunch of
stupid questions for people that only want the prize.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
It's a big prize today too, that we have to
give away We're going to get some of those calls.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I really hope so. And Ronnie can also answer the
phone in the next room. But Ronnie has many responsibilities
I know. But Ronnie has many responsibilities time when it
comes to Ronnie's going to responsibilities when it comes to
the the the Frogman and the hopeful music and all that.
But let's just say this right now, Lance Romance's return
(07:13):
and I believe he'll be here in time. Is that
he's downstairs parking. Okay, all right, so he will be
here in time. We got like ten minutes, ten fifteen minutes. Yeah,
you're gonna haves He still drive me out of so
he switched to a Toyota m R two. You still
have the spinner hit No, no, it's an m R two.
The picture of Lance Romance's m R two can be
seen at Petroson Money on Twitter, as there was a
(07:34):
photo taken of him en route up to the station today.
So Lance Romance with his return on m FI seventy
La sports Answering your romantic quarries. As Matt used to say,
lessons of the loins. All you have to do is
call and ask Lance for some advice, real advice. That
you need no halfway crooks at eight six six nine
(07:58):
eight seven two five seventy. I'm looking at Kate's to
make sure that's the number, because I haven't said it
on I've worked there twenty years and I've said it
so little.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Say it one more time so I can make sure
you're saying the right number.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Eight six six nine eight seven two five seventy. Now,
Lance Romance's advice is its own reward and has been,
and we've opened the lines. Lance Romance's advice, as we've
said for many years, is its own reward. It doesn't
need anything to come with it. But because we are
(08:33):
so grateful, so grateful for our listeners and for the
community of great sports Talk which we have built great
sports Talk we are, we're willing to also give. And
that takes time. You know. We got to put those
people on hold. Somebody's got to get their address, and
there's just you and I. I don't feel like we've
(08:55):
thought this through. We can make it work. Is there
anybody here that would help us?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
We can ask them to come in and do it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I can't. I can't do that. I can't ask he's.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Been in his office all morning. You can I spend
ten minutes in.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
The guy's office. I walked down and talked to Brian
Blackmany right now, you know, I spent ten minutes in
the guy's office and all of a sudden, you know,
my mouth is shaped like that of a sex doll.
You know, it's not cool. I don't deserve it. I
don't deserve it. You know what, you know where the
boss is going. You know where he's going on vacation.
You know where he's going, Ronnie, he's going to New Orleans. What, No,
(09:31):
not the super Bowl? It's over. He's going, And no,
we can't go. And I had some places to send him.
That's all. Okay, that's all. I can't go in there
and talk to the boss. We're not going to ask
the man to come down here. He's the freaking GM
of KFI and amfis. Did we ever ask Don to
(09:51):
come and screen calls just because this guy has a
history of being a host. We can't do that.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I can ask Gary or Shannon if they're still here.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don They've been home drinking mimosis for an hour and
a half.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
And asked John Cobalt to come over.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Dude, I said hi to John Cobelt. I said Hi John,
and he said hi. Was he pushing his chair? No,
he was, he was, he was well. He was moving
around in the in the studio. And I said hi John,
and I said how are you? And right when I
said how are you, the door closed, right it is
hopeful music at noon. We are hopeful music at noon.
(10:31):
How are you hopeful music at new What do you think?
He said nothing? He closed the door. He saying hi
with the one syllable was so hard that that's all
I could get out. And I love John Cobelt, but no,
we can't ask him. I don't I don't know. Does
anybody even calling?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We got people on hold. Do you want to tell
the listeners what the great prize is that they're gonna
win if they get all with lance romance and they
used the whole thing, use the whole thing romantic question.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, these things are vintage now. These things are like
they got to be twenty two years, twenty one years old,
because Matt and I had been working nineteen years. Twenty
years show he did with Joe Grande is twenty years old,
oh five, two thousand and five, so twenty years ago.
Go ahead, do the timpany do the whole thing. We
(11:24):
have not timpany. I'm sorry. We have got that correct.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
The box full of prizes to give away to listeners
for Lance Romance. Matt doesn't know we're giving them away,
so please do not tweet at him, do not send
them direct messages, and let him know what's happening on
the show right now as he's flying across the country.
But we have gone into the office and we have
gone through his stuff and we have found a box
(11:50):
of two thousand and five Matt money Smith La Kings Baba.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And you can see still in the box Bail in
the box, Styro. You can see exactly what they look
like at Petroson Money on Instagram or no, is it
at Petroson Money. Yeah, it's at Petroson Money on Instagram.
I took a video of the bibblehead right next to
Matt's now face twenty years later, and we've we've studied
(12:21):
the differences between Matt's face and the bibble head face
and if you want to take a look at that face.
So if you want Matt money Smith in a king's
uniform as if he's about to play in a professional
hockey game, Oh, he's got two hands on the stick
wearing a Jason Capono like headband on his head.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh, that was the style back then.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
With a five, because that was the year that the
radio show was on Good Times. It did not last,
and good Times rarely do five. You guys can take
a look at that on Instagram. And that should not
be the motivation to call Lance Romance. Okay, the motivation
(13:06):
to call Lance Romance should be your romantic quarry, and
the bobblehead is merely a bonus for contributing to the show.
We rarely ask listeners beyond the secret text SoCal line,
which is sponsored texts.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Fine brought to you by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We rarely ask listeners to contribute to the show's content,
mostly because we don't trust what you'll say. You're not
a professional like us. We're the best nobody else can be.
You're an idiot. Basically, you're an idiot, and you're lucky
to have us, is the way we look at it.
So we rarely ask listeners to call in. But when
Lance Romance is here, I mean, we're not going to
(13:47):
reveal our romantic problems. We're on the air here every day,
so you got to give us a call and that
number once again, eight six six nine eight seven two
five seventy. Now, unlike most radio hosts, I don't hit buttons.
I don't pick up the phone. I don't I don't
do things with my fingers while I'm doing the show,
(14:07):
so I don't know. I can't even see the phone.
Most of those things are shielded from me here like
a almost like a hyperactive child.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Don't show them, right, Uh so all lines they're lighting up,
they're lighting We're doing okay, Yeah, we're doing okay.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now would you compare this to like a postgame brewing
talk or would you say we're doing better than that?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
It's like a postgame brewin talk. It's a slow build. Okay,
so what' not doing? That's why you're not showing me
the phone. If Matt was in the in the ocean
right now, surfing, it'd be a wave building like from
from outside, like outside their coming and everybody's starting, it's coming,
paddling super hard. And by the way, these bibbleheads aren't
ones that have just been dusting up in the studio
(14:46):
and the offices and they're half broke.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
They're in They're beautiful, they're in the box. This isn't
like what we normally give away, No, which is some
book that some dork wrote that nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I mean, imagine going into your garage like, my gosh,
I have all these brand new whatever still in the box.
This is what they are, brand new Matt money Smith
La Kings two thousand and five bobbleheads.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
See now, this is what I'm running into.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
A fine brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers.
We make it easily.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I knew I was going to run into this. It's like,
are there really baseball fans at Otani Bobblehead Night or
are they just people that want something right? You know?
Call and are there really people with troubles or do
they just want this amazing prize. I just got a
text that says you promised to hold a bobblehead for me.
Question Mark, I have no romantic problems. I'm an angry
(15:37):
shut in. Well that sounds like a romantic problem, sir.
Eight six six ninety seven two five seventy. Thank you, sir,
that's a great call. These are like O Tawni bobbleheads.
People are lined up before the gates open. They want
to get one desperately, and then they want to flip
it on eBay exactly because a Matt Smith bobblehead. I mean,
(15:58):
look at how many Twitter followers he had. I mean,
how many o tiny bobbleheads are there?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Thousands? How many Matt Money spent bobble exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
We got sex six plus this one or six mine
including this one, six plus that we have seven. One
of them is unboxed. We have seven and one is
unboxed and the phones are on fire.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Right if I see these on eBay in like an
hour and a half, so help me. God, I don't
know what I'm I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Petros gonna be so mad. We're gonna be angry, be
angry at you. We're really gonna take it. We're gonna
say mean things about you. We never do that. And no,
we're not saving them for text dosurs.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Shave me one, brother, Yeah, don't text me. I don't
want to hear it.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Give it to me a BJ's next time you guys
are out there, I'll take one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well I might. If we can't give them all away,
I'll bring them to bj So don't we have a
remote coming up later on this month? Are we gonna
be able to promote it today? We're still fine tuning
the dates and locations, all right. It is also prog
Man frog Man a frog Friday, frog Man. The sea,
(17:04):
once it casts its spell, holds one in its net
of wonder forever. For what is the sea and the
sand at the beach if not a lover slapping up
against its lover over and over and over again for
the same satisfaction just came to my head.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
If my tweet this out, do I tag Matt so
he sees that we're giving away his bubble heads? Or
is this is?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Does he know this?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know. He doesn't want them?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, they We're good.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Then tag them. That's fine cool, Tag them and bag them,
audio says Posito. Also on a Frogman Friday, we celebrate
the greatness of the one and only Mike Nelson played
by the one and only Lloyd Bridges in the one
and only greatest show ever see Hu.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
First time I couldn't take the topside, not God, job
was done, said, I gave him some of my air
and prayed that it would stall off the effects of
oxygen poisoning for a few minutes least. I don't know
how if Pete managed to keep going, but he did
get every excuse in the world to quickly save his life,
and he stayed on a job.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
A lot of men. Now, I don't want to pretend.
Oh excuse me, Todd lights, Todd thirteen to five. What
are you nuts? We still got to take that Florida man,
You know what that's like these days.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
You got the Navy everywhere, you got frogmen, you got
the EC two's with the satellite tracking, you got the
SPELL two nine as salt choppers up the ass. We're
losing one out of every nine loads. That's no duck
walk anymore. Let me tell you, forget about money. What
do you suggest that's reasonable?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
First fall team workout tomorrow, Dieter Roule Ironn. We're all
(19:41):
so excited about this, so excited about the Oyers. Okay,
here's what's going on in the show. Lancero Mats is
going to be in the very next segment. I don't
want to say this, I don't even want to put
it out there. Bye, if it's going real well, we
(20:02):
might take it to another segment, which is always normally
a terrible idea.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
That's Conway Bridge too far.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Hey, you stay for another thing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't have to. I did two last night with Conway.
Hey can you stay for one? And you try to
answer and they've turned you down.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, if we're paying for his parking, lance can stay
here for as long as we need them, right, I
copy that?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, So that's what we have. And here's what I
want people to understand. Somebody just texted me this, don't
give away mats mementos. He's gonna want those. He doesn't
want shut up. Yeah, he doesn't want these. He's embarrassed
by them. He doesn't like these bobbleheads. I don't know why.
Perhaps it reminds him of a different show that he
(20:41):
wasn't as happy with. I don't know. It just has
his name, not exactly, I don't know. It doesn't say
good times with Joe Grande on it or anything. It's
not like it's a two headed bobblehead and he's got
to look at Joe Grande like they were some weird
birth defect. You know. I don't understand, but he does
want it, like right, we remember.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well, obviously they've been sitting in his office for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Look at the Instagram video I did with the bobblehead.
He literally swears. He says the F word, and not
in a friendly way. No, so I don't think Matt
wants these, but to honor the listener's requests, we will
not give away this one yet. Okay, maybe we'll give
away something else, you know, in the office. I'm gonna have.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Matt sign these when he gets back too. By the way,
I'm gonna throw that in there, and mag doesn't even
know that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Have him signed the box and the guy copy because
he can sign it right on the platform. Here's beautiful.
What's supposed to be the ice a nice surface for sharpie?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Is Matt left handed? By the way, why is Matt
bobblehead left handed? You notice that?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I no, no, I did not even hockey stick. I
don't know how get the hockey stick, you know, in
in earnest in my life, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Time, Matt was right handed. So this is like a
blemish bobblehead. This is like the This is like the
or the Billy Ripkin card from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh that's f face. Yeah, Okay, we will be back.
What we have going on today is this Lance romance.
That's not the only triumphant return today. There will also
be the triumphant return of my father with his annual
story of Saint Valentine and its history. So we'll call
(22:24):
Mount Olympus and get my dad on. We'll do a
word number, song of the day, and the quick hits,
and dead and alive and a fun fact and all
the different things that you're used to when it comes
to the Petrosen Money Show on AM five seventy LA
Sports Great Sports Talk. And I'll tell you, when you
bobble Matt's head, it makes you wonder if he knew
(22:46):
later in life he was going to be such a
big poll smoker, you know what I'm saying, Like, you
wonder if you know, kind of like art imitating life
or the opposite, life imitating art.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How did they know so many years ago?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Because here he is, Yeah, how did they know he
was gonna smoke pole? How did they know? I have
gas eight six six nine eighty seven two five seventy
to talk to Lancero Mat Great Sports Talk, the one
and only greatest. So I'm gonna take a hike right,
I'm not I might not even be back till three.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
He's peaking through the window. Ill get him in their
next studio, next segment.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's a handsome devil.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
All right, we'll be back, Petro some money show on
a frog Man Friday at Flex Alert Leaning in the UCLA.
First time ever, these two blue bloods have met at
Assembly Hall in Bloomington, Indiana. Pregame at four thirty, tip
(23:45):
off at five o'clock coming up in an hour from now.
John Popadacas will join us here till four thirty in
for Matt money Smith. I am Tim Kates. Petros Papadakas
usually he should be sitting next to me, but as
he has been all day long, he is in our
bosses office. Because Lance Romance is here. Yes, as Petros
(24:07):
is away, the listeners will have their say. Eight six
six nine eight seven two five seventy. It's Valentine's Day.
We haven't seen you in a while, Land know that's right,
and it's been a long time. Huh two years right?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The me too movement took a lot of wind out
of my sales. I wasn't afraid to call you hashtag
me too and then, of course, you know, as a
lover of women, COVID didn't help. I can tell you
that right now. You know, COVID a lot of a
lot of a lot of plastics, a lot of rubbers. Jeez, Lance,
you sure look great.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Thanks, Ronnie slim down there and all the ap dating
the black is slimming. Yeah. The apps don't help me either.
But Lance Romance still has got his mojo work. If
you know what I'm saying, I understand. We're taking calls
and we're giving away bobblehead.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah we got Messie. Seemed like a very good prize.
Well it's actually a very lucrative prize. It's bobbleheads are
really big right now, Lance, and we got at maybe
we should get one to the guy whose office is
a across the street now A six six nine eighty
seven two five seventy. I don't think we have enough
for that copy. We have enough for listeners though. At
eight six six nine eighty seven two five seventy. You
(25:11):
can take calls and Lance will give you the appropriate.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
To people still remember how this works to people still
want to talk to me, Kate. So I mean, it's
been so long.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It has been a long time, and we've had a
turnover in listeners here.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Uh, let's a turnover it. Let's explain what does that mean.
Let's explain how it works. Well, people call and they
asked me for my help, and I give it to them.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Now, it could be questions about a relationship with a
significant other, maybe a relationship that's gone sour, maybe a
struggling relationship that needs a little little peppini step, a
little spicing up, so to sp.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
A little spicing absolutely. All right, Well let's get to
the follow all right.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Eight six six, nine eighty seven two five seventy Paul
in ocean side here in southern California. Welcome, you're on
with Lance Romance.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, Paul, NaN's Paul. And
that's between you all. What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Lance? All right? Well, you know Lance tonight for a
certain amount of guys.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
This guy real quick pause, this guy real quick. All right.
I already feel like this guy's a fake. It sounds
like in his voice he has the bobblehead on his mind.
He wants this pull smoking bobble He sounds like he
has a question about it all right, I'm sorry, right,
go ahead, I'm a little sensitive.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Go ahead, okay, okay, okay, yeah yeah, Well performance pressure
tonight for us guys with our ladies. Yeah, and so
after dinner, you know, after the bottle of wine and
you've discreetly dropped your napkin and gotten under the table
and clubbed down a viagra. I just wanted to ask you,
you know, if that viagra didn't really doing it? Sing later,
(26:41):
can you do another one?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Or we question? That's a great I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Will your tool explode?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, yeah, I get it, I understand. I don't believe
that will be the case. That's a good question. You
might end up with what is called a priapism, which
is a boner that lasts longer than four hours, which
you hear on the commercials.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Anyway, call a doctor.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Uh. Here's the thing, the balance, and this is not
an easy thing. The balance between having a drink or
two and being able to perform with your blue pill
is not an easy balance because too much alcohol is
going to take your boner down. Oh now, not enough alcohol?
(27:27):
You know? Now, what are you doing? You know? No,
you don't have balance in your night. You know, you
want to have a glass of wine and enjoy with
your You don't want to be thinking about how hard
your puozzo is going to be going into the evening
the whole time. I mean, that's another performance pressure situation.
So my advice is this, If you're gonna take the viagra,
then you're right. Don't go more than one and a
(27:49):
half two glasses of wine depending on your size and weight,
and make sure you drink a lot of water to
dilute that alcohol, and make sure that boner juice gets
to where it's supposed to go.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Do you understand me, Paul, Yeah, But if I got
a boner for four hours.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Then you go to the doctor. What am I gonna
I'm not gonna help you take your get him out.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Congratulations, Paul, You've got yourself a Matt money Smith two
thousand and five, l A King's left handed bobble.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Head courtesy There it is. That's the sound of great sports,
talk great sports, the sound of Matt's head bob it
up and down.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
If you're taking a viagara for the first time on
Valentine's Day, I.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Don't think I'm I don't think he's taking it for
the first time. He's saying, should I take two if
I'm gonna drink, I don't look if you drink a
whole bunch. I don't think one or two is gonna
make a difference. I think if you drink too much
to viagra is not gonna help. You have to drink
not that much, drink water, Take your one viagra and
take it down to Boner Town.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Paul in Westchester next door with Lance Roman Valentine's Day, Paul,
go ahead, another Paul.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Lance, Good to talk to you, great to be with you.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Push is.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
My wife and I We we have a good relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
The poem is that whenever I make a move, whenever
I make a move to be amorous with her, she
starts laughing. It's it's a big joke to her. Like
I'm well, I mean, does she laugh and trying to
does she laugh while blocking you your efforts or she
just laugh and let her sell be taken.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
She's she's not blocking my efforts.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But it's sort of emasculating, like I mean, look, there's yeah, yeah, well,
I mean I doubt that she's going to be overwhelmed
like a Victorian woman, you know, like when you guys
first started to date or or started to be quote
unquote amorous with each other. You know, I mean, my
my thing is, and how long have you been married, Paul?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
About thirteen years?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, yeah, well that makes sense. My thing here, Paul is,
unless you're being blocked like a punt or a field
goal being rejected from reaching its goal. And we all
know what your goal is. Unless you're being blocked physically blocked,
shoot away, slap down like Matumbo, then you're on the
(30:17):
right track. She could be swearing at you. Yes, she
could be fighting. She could be you know, fighting a
fly on the wall or something, or running from a bee.
But if she's not fighting you, just laughing at you,
I think that you're on the right track. You know.
(30:38):
You got to take what you can get when you
can get it, like too short, get in with you finished.
If she thinks it's funny, show her how funny it
really is.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Maybe it's a nervous laugh, Maybe she's nervous self.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Possible that way. Another way I'd like to say, and
this has always been my technique, especially with the wife type.
The shower is a great disarmor of problems because she's
already naked and you know, all the stuff about having
to take the clothes off and put them back on,
(31:08):
and where are we gonna do where we're gonna do this?
All that stuff is out the window, and you could
just pounce in the shower like uh, like Tony Perkins
or whoever the guy yeah from cycle you jump into
that shower. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Uh, Sammy, so
you know, you know what I'm saying. Maybe maybe her laughs,
maybe her laughs will be drowned out by the sound
(31:30):
of the water beating against both of your backs when
you when you catch her in the shower. What do
you say, Paul tonight enjoy enjoy that bobble correct.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Congratulations Paul and west Chester, you too are taking a
home and Matt Money's maid bomblehead. Maybe that could be
something that can break the tension.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Let's see if you push a button and it says
anything that dog.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's so cool. I didn't know it did this.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
That's awesome. We got Ernesto and Carson is next up
with Lance Romance on this Valentine's Day. Ernesto, what is
your love question for Lance?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Mister Romance? Nice to talk to you, yes, sir, so
besides my boner, what do I give my wife for
a five year anniversary. Is there something they're expecting, something
that I need to get?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well? What kind of wife do you have there, Paul?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Oh, she's five to two with a nattitude.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
There, French coat with a sneaky link. Any any titties
and a bob what? What say that? I'm fine, it's fine.
Tell me what I can or can't say? So what
it's two o'clock? All right? Well you just want the bobblehead,
don't you? You fool? You don't really have You're not gonna
(32:50):
buy or anything.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
It's matt money. Come on, I need to know.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, you're not getting it. No, you don't get it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You're none, You're gone, or Nesta, thank you for admitting
you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
And a.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Let's squeeze another call in aside from my bone or
pe well the way gear. Let's get a woman's perspective
and a question.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Here is Lance Romance Diana in Monrovio. Whatever a woman
calls Lance, it's a real chum to the water.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'm gonna let you two go out of Diana and
Lance chum to the waters of love.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yes, Diana, Hey, Lance Romance, Hello, how can we help you.
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm not Arnesto's wife.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
I am five to two with a whole lot of attitude.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it
again because because now the drop is done. Yeah, Ronnie,
what if I say it? You don't have another drop
in you? All right? Go ahead, dear, what is it? Well,
since you guys are talking about boners and all this
boner talk, well, we're man, what do you want from us?
(33:52):
The problem is boner is not the problem.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
It's how do you get the boner a last longer?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You're right about that, You're right about that, and you know,
let's let's discuss this because you're in a really tough spot.
You know what I'm saying, Diana, Because if you act
like if you guys, if you try to act like
it's not that big of a deal what's going on,
then you know, you might lose your boner that way,
because your partner loses confidence. Right if you act like
(34:18):
what's going on is the greatest thing that's ever been
going on, your partner's gonna gonna get over excited and
it gonna be over Yes, yeah, thank you. Uh so,
so you really have to find a happy medium there.
You know what I'm saying between uh being not enthusiastic
at all, like a starfish or like a sandbag, and
(34:42):
overly enthusiastic like Sharon Stone in basic instinct with the
ice pick under the bed.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
See, you know what I'm saying, Just like the whole
Viagra and wine conversation. And if you want here's the
other here's another great piece of advice. Uh. I don't
know how old old your partner is, uh, but she
sounds young, yeah, middle age and many of us, you know,
we we we have an experience here in sports talk
(35:10):
radio with Blue Chew or something of that nature. And
what's good about that is and and perhaps after that
initial moment, you know you're over it and you just
want to move on with your night and watch the
Real Housewives or something or below deck. But but the
boner pill will come back like a boomerang in Australia
(35:32):
if you show enthusiasm for a repeat performance very quickly,
like five seven minutes of downtime pillow talk. You know,
but you have to remain interested in what would happen.
And as Americans on the phone and all that, it
works for the young kids it will work with the young,
it will work with your middle aged guy with help chimically.
(35:57):
But you still might have to endure that he was
really fast the first time around, kind of like Aaron
Rodgers first year with the gents. Yeah. But but but
that means, Diana, you have to remain engaged, you know,
for the seven minutes. Good good to me, she said.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Tonight, congratulations, pig b on, maybe a Matt money Smith bobblehead.
We'll keep the night going. I was saying, congratulations, those calls.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah, Unfortunately, we run out of time, Land, what are
you talking about? Functually, we've run out of time.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's it. One more? Well, I mean usually if we
say one more, it's a bad call and it doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
All right, one more it's probably a bridge too far.
We go all the way out to Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Let's have it. Come on, Jessie, you're on with Lance
m Rocky Top. Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Hi, brother, come on, get that right, Lance, Thanks for
taking my call. Absolutely, sir, Hey Land, you know, ending
a long term relationship.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
How long are we talking about? Oh, it's ten years?
Wild as a cat, but sweet as.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Soda, you know what it is?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
But got to move on. A Valentine's Day makes it
hard there, you know, especially out.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
In the South.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah there, right, get there right?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
You know, just what's your what's your vibe?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Lance too?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I dive back into I try to make friends in.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, how old are old are you?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
You know?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'm like sixty?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Lance?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
All right, you're all right? So I mean you're gonna
need I mean, it's not like you could just show
up at the local line dance, you know, and and
fish a co ed. No, you're not going to be
like Lane Kiffin and and and swinging way way over
your head. What I would look for is, uh is
some some of the online stuff for people your age.
(37:56):
You sound like a good looking guy, you know, you
sound like a guy that's got it together. I would
say that that Knoxville is probably a place where people
of all ages can go to cool places to meet
other people, you know, as opposed to a terrible place
like Los Angeles. You know what I mean. There's wonderful
music venue, go to Nashville, you can go all over
(38:18):
the place. But I would say just make yourself available,
you know, what I mean, don't be a weird shut in,
and I think things will come around very quickly. I
don't know what happened with the last one. What does
she does? She leave you for people? Ayamayama? She was
me meat is a snake. Gotta have that. Oh yeah, yeah, Well, good.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Luck to you, Jesse. You just heard from Lance Romance
some great advice you. Matt money Smith Bobblehead coming your way.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Wonderful. Well that'll keep him, you know, happy?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
May I suggest Facebook or farmers only for Jesse Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Farmers I don't know. Does he a farmer? If it's
farmers only, I don't know. It's a university town. Hey, Lance,
is great to see you. Great to see you, Ronnie,
appreciate you. Out of here.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Lance, Go find Petchos. He's down the hall and he's
sure you don't want to do another one? Positive?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Okay? Coming up?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Text dos times day everybody, Valentine's do you what do
you got planning tonight? I love everybody? Any plants tonight? One, two, three, four, five, Ladies.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I think I'm gonna go over to Sloppy Joe's at
the Airvine Packed Spectrum if it's still there.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I seven LA Sports leading up to UCLA basketball.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
They have some blue drinks that look like wind decks.
I want to do. Oh, Dirty Diana? What a call?
I thought? Lance Romance is pretty good. I was listening
with our old producer Campadonia in there chopping it up.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
What'd you guys think of Dirty Diana?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Loved her.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
She's the talk.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
She's going to give good effort for about seven minutes
in between times those apollos.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
No, mom, I want to get a coffee during the break,
and everybody's talking about Dirty Diana. This is unreal, A.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Huge, great reunion with Lance Romance. In the very last segment,
you could podcast it on the iHeartRadio app. Later, we
gave away three Matt Smith bobbleheads, which means we have
four left. We're giving away three of them for sure,
we have four left.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I got multiple tweets and even a text from a
buddy listening ask if they could have a bobblehead. No question,
want a bobble.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Do you think the bobblehead drove the calls and not
the greatness of Lancer Romance? Is that what you're trying
to say? No, another old precedent being broken. My father
will join us in the very next segment. John Papadakis,
a former USC linebacker, will join us to talk about
the legend of Saint Valentines because it is Saint Valentine's Day.
(40:56):
The reason we're on early tonight, Louisa is because UCLA
is at Indiana. Tip off is at five huge game,
fourage game for uc they need it, and four point
thirty is when we are going to go to our coverage.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You can't win seven in a row, Petros, be the
talk of the Big ten. Get yourself into a top
four position in the standings, and then go on the
road and get blown out at Illinois and then lose
at a bad Indiana team. Even though Indiana is coming
off a win against Michigan State, it still looks bad
if they lose tonight.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Well, I've got a few text doc.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Text dosa fine, brought to you by your so called
Toyota dealers.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We make it easy, all right. This guy says, royal
honey instead of viagra works well with alcohol. What's royal honey?
Help me out?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Well, where's Lance? Get him back in? And I thought, Lance, dude,
I told you we should do another segment. I wanted
to sit out there for longer and chop it up
and tell Bill Carroll stories with Sharon.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
What is it royal honey? How much does it cost?
You can get it? You see the FDA's tongue. It's
an active ingredient in cialis. That's what ais.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
So it's that's where you have a bathtub next to
your wife and she's in a bathtub. You're in separate bathtubs,
but somehow you manage the boner pill manages to work.
That's the sealice double bathtub approach, from what I understand. Okay,
so what is it a pill?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It is a honeymox if it comes into stick.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Form or and it works with alcohol.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
It looks like it also comes in like a pump form.
You can put it like on hand lotion too. So
it's supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Let's get it out here?
Speaker 4 (42:37):
How much you can get it on?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Do I need a prescription?
Speaker 4 (42:40):
You don't need a prescription.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You call, let's go. It's like the Horny Goulwie that
you buy the seven eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You can have a door dash to your house.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
One go, all right?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
The secret text does a fine brought to you by
your so called Toyota dealers. We make it easy.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
If I win one, I'm glowing a lung dart to
Matt's bobblehead mouth. That's what I would do too, sir, we.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Got one right here, might do it the O five
Mad did smoke back then.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh yeah, Or you could glue a pole. It's bothering
me that it's left handed. Yeah, well you could ask
ask the producer about it. He's right across the hall.
Throw all bobblehead in the La River and have Kate
shoot at it like it's a hobo.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I love that these are highly anticipated bobbleheads for somebody.
You can't shoot one.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I mean, we just stumbled across these things in the office.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
They were buried to the mountains, be in there for
twenty years, I know, but I didn't know how I've
seen him. They've never escaped my mind. I think about
that sharp nose on Matt's bobblehead all the time.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
You can open a box with that nose.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm listening box cutter Nose. I'm listening to yesterday's podcast,
and I just heard Tim Kates recommend throwing a penny
in floodwaters to see how fast they're moving has old cokenose.
Kate snorted so much yak it dissolved his brain and
he thinks this is a good idea. It was. It
was an impromptum, a moment, and not thought through by
(44:08):
Tim Kate.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
So the penny would sink, I believe so yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I do feel great about the Petros and Money Weather
Update Live Doppler Weather Update from the La River yesterday.
I mean before Dirty Diana, she was I mean she
was a highlight of today.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yes, you dad.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
The highlight of the office was that, no doubt you
could see it on a five seventy. And you know,
Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like it wasn't enough
about the weather. It was all about you, And I
don't think you did that good of a job. And
I'm here to say right now, and I hope he's recording.
F you Conway. You bring me on your show and
then make me feel small like this bobblehead. He made
me feel real small and and him and Mark the
(44:46):
weather man were like, oh, you don't know how to
do the weather. He's a stupid idiot. And I was like,
well that's really encouraging, you know, That's like how Brett
Farv Trott taught Aaron Rodgers to be a quarterback in
Green Bay, just left him out there to die on
his own.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
I saw a video Conway did for the weather from
inside of his house. Must be nice, Yeah, doing an
inside when it's seventy two degrees and nice and warm
in your house.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Get out. The gnaway brought me on to only to
ridicule my. You know, he was a little and to
be honest, I don't want to make a thinger out
of it, but he seemed a little jealous. Of course,
if I had to guess you became a social media star, right,
He's like, oh, well, you made it all about you.
And it's like, I've got a shock G story for you.
(45:27):
About twenty five years ago, I played pool in a
break room at Hyde Street Studios in San Francisco, and
Shock G came in and asked to play. So we
started playing a chatting and I tell him me and
my fellow white friend know all the words to Freaks
of the Industry. He tells us that we have to
wrap it for him, so we did, and he laughed
(45:48):
so hard watching these two white guys wrapping Freaks of
the industry. He told us Freaks of the Industry was
timeless a classic because they never made a video for it,
which would have date it did. Shock g was the
best R I P. Freaks into the industry. A great
song about love and lovers. We hope you're having a
(46:10):
wonderful Valentine's Day. That's our first hour in the books,
fastest hour and radio brother a little faster than a
Rogan and Rodney final Hour.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
You say you need a little radio yagri to make
it a little long.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, not us. We'll be right back with your word
number song of the day. I'm sorry, Anthony. If the
kids heard something bad. A shout out to Anthony Day,
one of the greatest Orange County defenders from USC ever
and a lawyer. Another thing she call devil to replace it.
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