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There are speed cameras like the one Kate's was captured
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I believe there is a bench worn out for his arrest,
and if he were ever to get clipped while he
was out there, he'd probably be facing some hard time.
But in Stockholm, the speed cameras track how fast drivers
are going. Every day. People are issued digital tickets and
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the speed limit or less. Your license plate is entered
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Prizes are usually around three grand. That's pretty weird right
time for the quick hits. Everybody them quick hits.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Come make it quick, y'all? Oh yeah, yes. The Dodgers
take on the Angels tonight in Anaheim, and the final
game of the Freeway Series is upon us. Dustin may
is on the mound first pitches at six oh seven.
Because the Angels can't do anything normally. The Angels have
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released former number one overall pick just days before the
start of the regular season, Mickey Moniac. Oh No, yeah,
he's out, Mickey local kid. Yeah, that Mickey Mouse story
you did yesterday was less straw Matt. They sent him back.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He's I think he's a San Diego kid.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Moniac is paving the way for Joe Adele to set
fire to the rain that serves the team's everyday center fielder.
Moniac twenty six, was the number one selection in the
twenty sixteen draft by the Philadelphia Phillies, traded to the
Angels for Cindegard at the twenty twenty two deadline.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Check this guy out man the way he's just barefoot
out there in the outfield.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It really seems to be at piece. This really seems
to be a piece with himself. Well, book you read though,
we be part of your book club.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, this is our guy.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Moniac hit two nineteen with fourteen homers in one hundred
and twenty four games last year. Defensive metrics have never
loved his outfield glove work.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh he didn't flash the leather.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You unflash the leather? Are you saying circus out there
put a tent on him?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What are you trying to what do you try to
say about him? Matt that he doesn't have a.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Glove, Well, some people have it, some people don't. Moniac
does not have one, and he had a glove.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The d back season is over before it starts. That's
not true. No, hope, Jordan Montgomery, their starting pitcher, has
Tommy John surgery next week. He's gonna miss the whole
twenty twenty five season. That doesn't mean they're not gonna
play the games. Kates SC and UCLA women's hoops are
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both headed to the Sweet six Tizzle. The Bruins take
on Ole Miss on Friday night. The Trojans without Juju
take on Kansas State on Saturday night. One of the
most epic sea blocks of all time from Jaden Daniel's
mom caused a terrible acl tear.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm with you, I blame her. I think that was
like a partial tear and it was just set up
to fully tear.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, it was the sea block all nights earlier. They
really set the tone was jaj and his mom there
last night.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Jayden was Jon Jaden.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Was the mom was outside holding a remote control with
a little tiny explosive inside that was planted inside the knee,
the right knee of Juju Watkins. Second round win over
Mississippi State got ugly out there at Galen Center. Lindsey
Gottlieb was not pleased, and they carried Juju watkin Is
off the court and they drove her to East La
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to the KEC Center and she's gonna have surgery.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Very sad.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Bill Plashki has ha come out of his house. She's
like she's part Caitlin Clark, part lebron She's kind of
a little bit of Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Who else, She's kind of Wiel Chambers Man and mixing
a bit of Magic Johnson.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Bird, little Larry Bird. There, Kobe some Kobe, Bill Russell, hurry.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
All of those people, Dave and Vinced Carter. That explosive it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The Clippers, my Clippers, as you have been at forty
and thirty one, they've won eight of the last ten
and they're in New Jork tomorrow. So we talked about
on the price picks to take on the Knicks at
four thirty tip off right here on AM five seventy.
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And what about Bronnie. You're not gonna talk about him
scoring thirty nine in the G League last night.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's not worth mentioning, not really not to say I
scores thirty nine in the G League.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Don't you think that it's all like a little weird,
like it's all kind of conveniently narrated in a weird way.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I was thinking about stories.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Come on, and then this thing and then that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's like, hey, don't forget. I know everybody's excited about Doncic,
but we got to do our Bronnie Lebron's the best story.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I was thinking about it when I was walking the
dog this morning, and I was like, you know, like,
if if you want to celebrate the G League bs uh,
when is someone going to write the piece of Hey,
this could have really been a great moment for Bronnie
if he is a legitimate NBA player. Imagine if you
were part of the NCAA tournament. It's an exciting tournament
this year and shock full of stars right right now? Yes, yeah, yeah,
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I could have let us Cinderella story in Duquane or
you see your vine, or sometime.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Guy scores thirty in the G League call me up.
I never no one ever tells us anything about it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's your phone. It just right, Okay, somebody just scored
thirty again. It happens every night.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Well, Matt, let's get over to the front for the
overland campaign, as Stanford has fired their football coach, Troy
Taylor Ohoy. The decision comes a week after ESPN reported
the two outside firms had found the tailor bullied in
belittle female athletic staffers. Stanford football GM Andrew Luck said,
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since beginning my role as general manager.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Come on, do it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Regrettably, there we go. Since beginning my role as general manager,
I have been thoroughly bivwhacking nearby in Woodside, California, and
assessing and reconnoitering the entire Stanford football program. It has
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been clear that certain aspects of the program need change.
After continued consideration, it is evident to me that our
program needs a reset in deep consult and a war
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council with university leadership. I'm unable to say that I
believe that Coach Taylor is the right coach to lead
the army of the Potomac. Coach Taylor has been informed
today and he gave me his saber.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And I've swung it over my hear has swung.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
The saber aloft and proclaimed, who will protect this tree,
this elite, snooty place Stanford University, where we have literally
fifteen hundred faculty members per one student. The research flowing
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through our veins is second to no university on earth.
Yet we are unable to win football games consistently. After
the academic brutality and intellectual force of the Jim Harbard
David Shaw era. We have fallen on hard times and
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like the carpetbaggers of the South, our conference has been
ripped to shreds and sold sold to the highest bidder.
And we have been sent east to be with like
minded universities. Yes, but unable to grasp victory and glory
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on the field of bed.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I had not checked Captain Andrew Luck in quite some time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I have returned.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
They updated following the National championship and it is sensational.
It's just the picture itself. He's got to do a hiring.
He's got to hire somebody exactly. So make sure if
you decided to unfollow at Captain Andrew Luck after his retirement,
you go ahead and refollow as I'm sure it will
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keep track of this particular development.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Pugnakua said something on a podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Matt Yeah, he said he's gonna do the Aaron Donald
he made news in a podcast. He did a podcast
with other players. He's twenty three. He's one of the
best receivers in football. Incredible value for the Rams who
got him on day three seventy nine catches nine hundred
ninety yards, three touchdowns and only eleven games last year. Quote,
I know I want to retire at the age of thirty.
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I'm twenty three right now and going into year three.
It wouldn't even be ten years. It'd be maybe seven
or eight. I think of Aaron Donald to go out
at the top. I think it would be super cool. Well,
good for you, Puka, if you've already laid that out.
May you retire from your primary career charity and then
sort out what you want to do for the next
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fifty years.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You know, most teams have like a time where everybody
works out in the weight room or does cryal therapy
or something. The rams having alloted time every day where
everybody just splits up and goes and does a podcast
podcast Jesus, And.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
If you draw the short straw, you gotta go sit
with Kelly Stafford.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Son up a bitch.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Second week in a row.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, we got top story of the day coming
up next Matt Mundy Smith with some Dodger reconnoitering in
the very next segment, Yes, Logistics, Welcome back everybody. It's
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Speaker 2 (14:35):
Run Clever Tom, Sorry of the.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Our last tune up the Dodgers last tuneup before facing
the best pitcher in baseball to get it started here
in the States, Tyler Scooble versus Blake Snell Snell Zilla
in about forty seven of forty eight. Forty seven and
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a half hours is what we're looking at. We will
be on the field at Dodger Stadium in about forty
one hours, at least until about three hours ago.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Do all the math, one of us.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's what people want. They come here for simple math.
We will be on the field of Dodger Tadium at
least until about three hours ago. One of us would
have been I say it all the time, and by
all the time, I mean almost never. Some of my
best working memories came from manual labor. You're a man
that's no stranger to the service profession. Pee nothing to
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take home. You provide people with something, you get paid
for your time, and then have no responsibility to your
boss when you're not there. Unless you work and live
for your boss, then I guess you do have some
responsibility in your case considerable. I got my initial working
pass yesterday that, if I was too understand it correctly,
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would have allowed me, or perhaps even required me to
man a soft serve machine to make a meach to
observe and refill if necessary, the onion wheel.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You might need an extra license to serve alcohol. I
don't know, but you definitely, you definitely would be eligible
for the wheel.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes, now, maybe I don't. You're right, Maybe I don't
have an opportunity to mix the meach, but I could
certainly get that rim ready to go.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh yeah, you can salt the rim.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I check in, I work it, I take care of
the people, I move the line, I create a great experience.
I deal with the pressure of peak level crowd.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Matt got a vending pass vending pass to be a
Dodger stadium, but now he had he crisis averted.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. My kind
of work field access, and this apparently was my fault.
The hesitancy in acquiring a full access badge that approval
process was due to my sense of entitlement to who,
perhaps my sweet smile, to my day dreamy disposition. As
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last year, i'd blow by security with some small talk
or how do sir or man? Instead of as they suggested,
I was supposed to scan in. So when they pulled
my log from last season, it showed I took in
all of one game at Dodger Stadium last year.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, but I'm the same way, like I don't ever
scan in, like neither his cats. I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It's like, hey, man, I think this one game thing
sounds a little bit low.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Now. I do remember the one game I was asked
to scan in because I could not have been a
bigger a hole incredulous scan in.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I do remember your scan in moment.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Am radio personality here, I demand to be dealt with
like a VIP. I think it was actually the game
I was doing the show with Vassa on the field.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So the one where they made you wear a lanyard.
That was the other one where you were a little yeah,
little man. He walked right by and I was like,
what the hell? What does he get to walk by?
And I got to scan in and then they had
to make me go to it. Yes, another one where
you and I were there together. They made me walk
to the other side of the field because that's where
the scan was. How dare you, sir? But thankfully the
Dodgers ultimately determined me being on the field and a
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variety of inappropriate outfits a rain hat made from an
Ikea bag pattern, buckets, flip flops for one contest, shorts
for another. When Otani emerged from the dugout as we
were doing great sports talk, and he gave me the
slightest of bows sports talk, and you know, the deeper
the bow, the higher amount of respect by the bower.
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And he may have dipped his head one half of
one degree when he got a look a shallow bow.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
It is a very shallow bow for my Travis Matthew
tropical print polos, shorts, flip flops, and Panama jackats. So
I get it. Maybe I took a few liberties last
year considering the new influx of media dressed to the nine.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I've been taking liberties for quite some time. Yeah, someone
sent you moved to the beach. You've taken a real
lais fair attitude towards anything.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And you know what, maybe they were able to do
it look the other way, accept it for what it was,
maybe five to nine to eleven or thirteen at most
seems a year. But now with the influx of the
international crowd suited perfectly sculpted main man, mane of hair,
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a lot of gel, ladies in cotillion or cocktail dress.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I mean, look at he looks great. Look at that
guy got shot.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Look he did good shot. Yes, look at the quaff
on krasca. Some of the ladies in pantsuits for a
more professional look, and me a borderline hopo. But now
that it's been fixed, people.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I would even say you dance on the border. I mean, oh,
son of a bitch. But you know what I mean.
I I'm less offended by the way you dress than
like the Dockers and just the bacon neck polo or
wrinkly short sleeve button down of the ink stained wretch
riders like shake.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Care point right, that's a fair point.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be. I don't
want to know. I don't want to want to point here. Man.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
No, you're supporting me, and I need the support because
it all begins tomorrow, now that it's been fixed, now
that I haven't been demoted. Well, I was hoping deep
Friar at dueling Dogs.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, I was hoping you'd be strapped with at least
a sandwich board of some kind, you know, like a
fifty to fifty sign or just a huge strap of
of of Coca Colas with all the ice melted on
your resting on your on your washboard abs, you know,
and you're just walking up and down. So but that
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is not going to be the case.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'd be hustling man, you know me, Oh of course
I would.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I would fifty for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You are toast. You know how many freaking fifty fifty
tickets I sold today?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Subverted though, Matt, I mean, yes, yeah. Instead, you're getting
to respect you deserve as the AM radio star that
you are.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I intend to be ready to roll with the agronomists
the pocket. I will be ready if the Dodger's agronomist
approaches us and wants to talk Rye in Bermuda grass hybrids.
I will be ready to receive stern sarcasm, perhaps a
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dash of disgust from stan cast I can't wait for
that when he has walked over and says something cutting
and by no means and actually cutting in serious there is.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, there's no jocularity involvement, No none.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm looking forward to being told that my current career,
and the one that I have had for the last
thirty years, is careening toward extinction by Austin.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Barnes sous you is your backup catcher career.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
And now I'm ready to marvel at the high riding
sweats and tucked in T shirt. Freddie Freeman.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, and don't forget you're ready to push Red stitch Wine. Yeah,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, when we are approached for another awesome interaction with
Dodger skipper Dave Roberts, yes, which one of us will
sprint to plug Red stitch Wine first in order to
get in his good graces.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So I'd marvel Ebel.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh, look at Dino working these guys. This is what
it's all about. Do this every day.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
That guy's the best baseball player in the world, and
he's not too good to do his fundamentals.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's what the people don't see. Listen, we're fortunate to
be here right now on the field, right on the
Petros some money show. This right here, what we're watching
right now, this is the foundation, the foundation of a
World Series championship, right in front of us, Max Muncy
and Dino Ebel doing their pregame ritual. I'm ready to
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get what I hope. What I hope is a cursory wave,
or if we're incredibly lucky, what's up from Clayton Kershaw? Oh,
he'll always glance on our Oh, I want to see.
It's not a muscle shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's not a tank to just the huge armholes, armholes
that you could fit, yes, seventy arms in.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Get me the scissors and let me cut your shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Why is armholes that I've come He's exactly right. I
want a thread holding this T shirt together.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Bottom is nothing but the bottom ring, the neck and
a giant gaping hole for us to see armpit to navel.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It is not our first not our first rodeo down there,
mad as you are alluding to. However, that being said,
it is the first time where you are almost vending
to get into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
They gave you a brown pass. What's the brown pass?
It's the one they give all the vendors, the working personnel,
so you can go anywhere in Dodger Stadium. You just
can't go on the field anymore. Any reason why they
gave me that, I don't know. Maybe they just feel
like you'd be better served dispensing with condiments and wearing
a beer bladder instead of engaging with players, the journalists
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and front office folks. All the other Opening day awesomeness
p that we've been blessed to be a part of
for the last decade will be ours again. It'll be
ours again on Thursday, and I plan to adjust to
dig into the closet to make sure I'm not wearing
anything that would embarrass our new.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Bodies golfing the other day, or to a golf event
or something. You know, I mean, you're on. You did
a warm up show like Old Dominion did for cakes.
Would you sit down? What's your stand?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All down?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Everybody enjoyed the show. Why don't you stand up? It's
a rock show.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't want to embarrass our new boss, Brian, who's
gonna be out there for his first opening day running
the Home of the Dodgers AM five seventy LA Sports
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You don't think I'm gonna get walled off like a
block on a kickoff return by my old boss Don
Martin when somebody tries to say hi to me. Hey,
Andrew Friedman talk to me Hi right here. Hey, I
wasn't really I don't really care about talking to him.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Bother Hey, Hey, hey guys, I got some seeds and
I heard Friedman's really I'm not scenes too, so I
bought all these seeds.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
You like scens. You're speaking my language here. Let me
angle your body away from everybody else.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I see that you're speaking my language.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I say, do you speak on my languige?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
He just smiled and I gave him some smacking seeds
that were cats, but I said, we're mine. I want
to make sure that I don't upset or offend or
cause our new boss to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You're gonna address nicely, Matt.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, you know now that I think about it, and
then I think about all the boot licking and succumbing
to the wishes and whims of the incredibly insecure currently
in power. I mean, we just did the Lebron James
story the other day. Are you listening James family, Savannah.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You're gonna go full, You're gonna go back to being
full burnout. What are you gonna do? Man? What are
you gonna do? I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Can I have a dash of hasher on me?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Sure? Do whatever you want?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Man? Why not lead the powers for yourself? The powers
would be question their decision to shift course and grant
me full access some forty hours before we make our
way out there. Whatever the case tonight is still tune
in to Dodgers Baseball for important access that will predict
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the future. Has Mookie's body stopped eating itself as he
described in a conversation with David Vasse. Will he be
out there? Will he get an a B? Will he
take some grounders? Will he play Pepper anything? Chris Taylor,
Andy Paez, Dalton Rushing, James Outman, josuay zayre Hope, that's
(27:14):
your name? Salad of players that I would assume David
Vasse will be reporting on as to whether or not
they cast their fate for a month or two into
the season and a potential call up when somebody gets
hurt for riding a motorcycle or being fat or sneezing,
or all those many baseball injuries that tend to pop
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up that don't show up in any other sport.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Cool Nerds, your side, my side, it's all bully. It's
just tough enough to be yourself. We're gonna be ourselves
tomorrow on the flex alert, and then we're really gonna
be ourselves at Dodger Stadium from noon to three for
Opening Day.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I need to be me.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We gave away the tickets today and we'll be right
back with your dad and alive guy. Birthday of the Day.
We'll be there on Thursday at Opening Day. You know,
every moment, every pitch, every Alex Vessi, a tweaker move,
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every moment two red Bulls Vessi, every single crack of
the bat, every inning is on am FI seventy LA Sports.
As the Dodger season begins in earnest on Thursday. We
got the final warm up in the Freeway Series tonight.
All right, Matt, your dead guy. Birthday of the day
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today is Miles Keio. Interesting story one hundred and eighty
five years old today a very famous soldier, an Irish
soldier from County Carlow. His family were barley farmers, unaffected
by the potato famine Barley. Many of his siblings did die,
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but it was because of typhoon foid. Nothing to do
with the potato family at anyway. They had the barleygon
they were unaffected. At twenty, he volunteered for the Papal
Army and he was posted in Italy in Saint Patrick's Army,
and he kicked ass. He had crazy adventures in battles
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and was imprisoned in crazy pope wars in the eighteen hundreds,
and then he was in the Vatican Guard. Because he
was so decorated, they made him a guard for the Pope,
which he found to be boring. And the Civil War
at that time was raging in the United States. Doing
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anything sitting around a pope as in the woods some action.
And he saw the Civil War raging in the United.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
States, I got to go kill me somebody.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
And at that time US Secretary of State William Seward
was seeking experienced euro officers to come and fight for
the Union and lead their troops around. So he resigned
in the Saint Patrick's Army and went to Ireland and
then to the North and was given a captain's rank.
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Basically was championed by William Seward him and his commanding officer,
another Irish dude came over and he got right to it, Matt.
His first battle was up against Stonewall Jackson at the
Battle of Port Republic, Oh, getting the foot right out.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Not much of a Stonewall, are you well?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
They lost, but well the Union did get beat there,
but his gallantry was noticed. George McClellan saw his courage,
and he was in charge of the whole army of
the Potomac at the time, so he had him on
his staff. And then the Battle of Antitam happens. He
wrought there for that, and then McClelland got fired by Lincoln.
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So Keoh and his Irish buddy ended up with John Buford.
Now Buford very famous because he was instrumental and holding
the high ground at Gettysburg on day one in one
of the world's most iconic military conflicts of all time.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Bat imagine leaving a life of leisure, find yourself at Gettysburg.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well, Gettysburg. They held the high ground on day one,
and the drama unfolded for three days. But Gettysburg destroyed
Beaufort's health and basically killed him. And Keo was with
him the whole time. And then he was assigned to Stoneman,
blowing up Georgia in Stoneman's army and finishing the war
like that, he was a universal favorite of all his
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peers and superiors. After the war, he was sent to
the West. Matt, like Sheridan and so many other popular
soldiers from the Union, he rolled with General George Custer.
Oh no, yeh, oh no. Well, he didn't like the
isolation of the West, but didn't become as much of
a drunk as his colleague. But yes, Matt, your suspicions
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are true.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
He died in eighteen seventy six in the Battle of
Little Big Horn. His horse, Comanche, is considered the only
military survivor of the battle.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I shouldn't laugh at that his horse.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Was wounded, but uh found on the battlefield and brought
back nurse back.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Then we'll come on, she go on, save your safe.
Your rider's gone, you can still save your safe. Come
gone right off into the wind. Don't worry about me.
Off lived a million lives. I know I don't want
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to die alone. Come on you, but I want you
to survive.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
They buried him over there at a little big Horn
and then they dug him up and moved him to
New York and he had a citywide funeral. I mean
he was really popular guy. He loved the ladies, but
he never married. He knew it was weak his weakness.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Well Miles keoh, a god of an Irish soldier. That's great. Yeah,
how about that?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, you talk about a life lived, our live guy
birthday at AP Paul Michael Glazier. Uh, First of all,
in his early career, there's this.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Why don't you kill me? I said, yeah, cuts you
left of murder. My son know they're not gonna shoot me.
Ye're too good a cup besides the carts say I'm crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
He is Starsky born at Cambridge, mass Pop's, an MIT graduate,
well known Boston architect. Went to Tulane roommates with Gwyneth's dad,
Bruce Paltrow. Got his master's at b U. Made a
film debut in nineteen seventy one's movie version of the
musical Fiddler on the Roof, but he got famous for
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playing Detective Dave Starsky, and there he was able to
cut his directing teeth as he did a bunch of episodes.
After four seasons of that, he kept doing both TV
acting Miami Vice, Amazing Stories, directing legendary films for US
kids at the time. P as you hear in the
background here, Band of the Hand in nineteen eighty six,
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Oh that.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Very strong, I mean, but the Cutting Edge, I mean
you don't.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Act well nineteen eighty So here's his chronology. Did not
direct a lot of films. First film, Band of the
Hand nineteen eighty seven, The Running Man, Well Come Ons
as you just heard the clip nineteen ninety two, The
Cutting Edge nineteen ninety four, The Air up There.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Oh, one of my favorites. Matt Right, Kevin Bacon recruiter
for Saint Joseph's.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Fortunately in nineteen ninety six, arguably the worst movie ever made,
to Kazam featuring Shaquille.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
O'Neil Maray's a big giant cheenie.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yes, I think the one where he's like a robot stop.
But yes, Steele, that might be worse than Kazan. After that,
he got back to acting, did a bunch of Ray
Donovan regular in Las Vegas, Third Watch, Robbery, Homicide Division.
All of Cades's favorites married twice, a couple kids. Happy
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eighty second Paul Michael Glacier.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's the hand that chicken cutting edge. Oh that was
also in one of the David Lynch twin peaks things.
I think firewalk with me or something is something else. Yeah,
real lady's hot, Real lady's hot.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Real. I don't know if that's naturally curly hair or
perm but whatever it is, man, it works well.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
We hope everybody has a great night. Enjoy the final
exhibition game of the season, Jillie All Star Dodgers Versus
Angels Freeway Series Opening Day on Thursday, and we'll be
on early tomorrow. The show starts at one. Have a
great night, everybody, and enjoy the game. Tim Kaine's coming
up now, go bet us in my show.