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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Phone numbers eight seven, seven, nine, three seven one to
four seven our website john jiandiris dot com. The average
Thanksgiving for ten people should cost forty eight dollars in ninety.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
One cents, is what they say, according to an annual study.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Or you can head to Old Homestead Steakhouse in New
York and pay one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars.
It's billed as the most expensive Thanksgiving in the world.
Now here's the owner, Mark Sherritt, explaining why it costs
so much.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The Old Homestead has the most expensive Thanksgiving dinner in
the world, had a one hundred and.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Eighty one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
So what we've done with ugravy is we've accused it
with a bottle of Louva thirteenth brandy, which is.
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Forty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Should have blop st clad coats oil twn or had
one hundred and twenty five dollars a pounds sweet potatoes,
twelve hundred a pound bacon that we imployed in the
famous pagan in su Spain.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
In these mashed.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Potatoes, we have four hundred and eighty dollars a pound.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The kool aid cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He always says a famous pig from Spain, Like, how
famous is that pig? Because they've got.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
To kill it? Right, I was thinking the same thing.
It's not like.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
They cut part of the pig out and then they
like hopefully skin grass repair the pig.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
About you make the gravy that doesn't have the four
thousand dollars bottle of champagne. I'll have that gravy.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
On the flip side.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Sie was served a full Thanksgiving dinner to random strangers
on a New York subway train and videos are going viral.
They had everything you expect. So picture of subway. The
guy had a table, he had the turkey cooked, he
was carving the turkey. He had mashed potatoes. He had
everything set up, and people were lined up on the
train as the train was moving. Mashed potatoes, veggies, mac
and cheese, corn bread.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hey, buddy, they have any father, Thank you for bringing
us all together all these.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Things, getting dad.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
There's a lot of people that don't have food. We're
very pressed to have it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
We're very Can I just say what correct?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You guys know what a possum is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, when I lived in Houston, there used to be
a possible to come in my backyard. It was scary looking,
big old thing would crawl on this wall, slowly crawled
the wall.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
My wife would go, there's a possible in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'd look at it through the window and because I mean,
it's not something you see all the time, you know,
and it's weird. So guy in Michigan slid he thought
was a koala bear, but it's a possum. And he
filmed it and he's freaking out that there's a koala
bear in Michigan, as he should.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But it's not a koala bear. It's a possum. Bro,
we got koala bears in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Bro, nasty bro, stop looking at me, cause yeah, I'm
on tip with you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Boy. No, I'm not gonna leave him alone, all right, Bro, I have.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
A good day, all right. So normally have these certain
clips pulled, this clip I don't. I don't have pulled.
I'm gonna play it from the actual news website because, uh,
the actual.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Story is, you know, you guys think all you guys
have I gotta play.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I gotta play a part of the commercial for you
know how they have a commercial the plays darn it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You guys don't need your commercial, so you know how.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't have a rumba, But this is the first
I've heard of a rumba, a mishap happening. Everything turned
out okay, but this rumba sucked up this woman sitsum
dog dog. But I just like the way that the
dog's fine. But it was a news story, but I
like the way the intro of the news story. Police
(03:39):
officers respond to dozens of calls a day, but par
officers and Baldwin, this one kind of stands out.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It is a bizarre story.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
A robotic vacuum sucked up a family's beloved pet.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Five hundred sign. Jenna Barnes has this story, and don't
worry the happy ending.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
This is Stoneball. He's an elderly shit zoo. His personality
lives up to his name.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You could be walking towards him Hill still sit there.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, He's not going to go anywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
And that proved to be a problem Friday, when his owner, Megan,
was doing chores.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh, I'll get the vacuum going in these three rooms
for company tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
The robot vacuum got to work, and Stoneball well, he
didn't go anywhere, Megan, and.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Then the vacuum sucked him up.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Guys, you think he's like he said, come on, come on,
try to take me.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The Ryan Ryan. Good morning Ryan.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Hi, I'm sorry, Hi, welcome, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
So I need some advice from you guys. So I've
been dating this guy. We've been dating for almost is
like a year and a half, really great guy. Like
we met through mutual friends, Like I could definitely see
a future with him, right. So we kind of live
two different lifestyles.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
He lives in a refurbished school bus. You know, he
started this project probably like around the pandemic, so he's
been living there. It's really beautiful, really nice. He's a
really creative guy.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Me.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
I live in my apartment. You know, I love my apartment.
It's very nice, cozy. I have a lot of space.
So since we've been we've been getting very serious. He
wants me to move in to the school bus with him,
And are you not going for that?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Just something about it doesn't feel stable, you know, if
we start to have kids, like where with the kids sleep,
If we get a doll where with the dog. Like,
it's just a lot of moving factors and I don't
want to hurt the feeling because he's a really really
nice guy. But you know, I don't really know how
to break it to him.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well for me, could he have been doing this to you, like, hey,
we're going to the next level. I really think i'd
like for you to move in to my bus. You say, no, way,
you move into my house, and then he'd be like, oh, okay, yes,
I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Like he's like has an alternate life because maybe he
thinks you like that about him, but he's ready to
his dying to.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Live in a normal house or the normal shower, the
normal whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And he was like, no, if.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
That's the case, I feel like the easy way to
present that is like, wow, you've worked so hard on this.
This is like an investment you should.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Get paid back on.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Why don't you move in with me and then let's
rent out the bus as an airbnb.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a really good.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
You know, that's a good idea. But I don't want
him to move in on me. I move in with him.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Wait, I understand, I understand your dilemma. Then you said
you said he's asking you to move into the bus,
but you don't want to move.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
In the bus, right, not necessarily?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, but do you want to live with him? But
you don't want in the movie with you? So how
do you want to live with it?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
I want him to get his own place, get like
his own apartment, then I move in with him.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So why don't you say to him, then let's get
a bigger place together.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
He's gonna be like a bigger bus, No problem, I'm
on it.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
I mean there is something to like you guys going
out and apartment hunting together or looking for a place together,
that you find something you both like, Like, Hey, I
want to make it something we both are a part
of type of thing.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Oh that's a really that's actually a really good idea.
I can kind of like trick him a little bit.
You know, Hey, we're gonna go we're gonna go apartment shopping.
Let's see like what we like. Yeah, I think that's
a great idea.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Actually, And if you have kids, you're talking about what happens.
If you live in the bus and you have kids,
it'd be great. Then you just drive them to school
every little big That's what happens.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Yeah, this is actually really cool. Like if we do
like road trips and stuff like that, totally fine. But
living there full time, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You know, you parked the bus and get a house,
park the bus in the house, rent it out like
you have a market a great, great, great marketing campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh thanks Ryan, thanks for calling in the bus. It's
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Speaker 5 (08:16):
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Speaker 8 (08:27):
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Speaker 2 (08:29):
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Speaker 8 (08:31):
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Speaker 2 (08:37):
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Speaker 5 (08:38):
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Speaker 2 (08:58):
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Speaker 5 (09:18):
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Speaker 7 (09:24):
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Speaker 5 (09:26):
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Speaker 2 (09:26):
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Speaker 5 (09:27):
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Speaker 2 (09:31):
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Speaker 5 (09:31):
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Speaker 5 (09:42):
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Speaker 4 (09:49):
Go, John Jay?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
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Speaker 5 (09:58):
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Speaker 2 (10:00):
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Do you want to meet my parents right now?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
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Speaker 2 (10:07):
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Speaker 7 (10:09):
How many babies do you want?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
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Speaker 4 (10:18):
Sheesh?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
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Speaker 8 (10:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Anything?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
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Speaker 2 (10:35):
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Speaker 5 (10:46):
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Speaker 5 (10:53):
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Speaker 8 (10:57):
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Speaker 7 (11:02):
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Speaker 4 (11:08):
Can my meal?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Your breath smells?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
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Speaker 4 (11:12):
Joan Jay.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
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Speaker 4 (11:23):
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Speaker 2 (11:27):
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Speaker 8 (11:30):
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