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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I kind of fell for something and I want to
I want to do it on the air. So I
got someone somebody this meme and it's a picture of
the Grinch right, like big old picture of the Grinch,
like Jim Carrey's Grinch, right close, like a selfie of him.
It says, here's the Grinch's phone number. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I was like, ooh, so I called it. I
was expecting, like, what would you expect when.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You call that number, like the voice of the Grinch?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Right, Maybe maybe it's like the Grinch yelling at a kid,
so that you tell your kids, I'm gonna call the
Grinch right now, right. So I was like, well, this
would be very exciting. I'm gonna do it on the air.
And I did it first because I believe in being prepared.
And I did it, and I I it was, well,
I'm gonna do it live so you guys can hear.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But I don't know how to do it live. I
just doubt that I'm gonna sell nine. Yeah, but don't.
I had a downt tome.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Once you nine, you'll hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Once it hit nine, I get the downtown, I think,
so nine one two O two two two five or
nine six five.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I cannot be complete it. Please your directory and hold on?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What do I do wrong that you like to be prepared?
Nine one two oh two, two two five four nine
six five?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I hope the Greens didn't block you have reached is
not in service.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
This morning?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I would be disappointed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hold on nine one two oh two, two two five
or nine six five.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I have to try it online.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
One Oh really, okay, be completed.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Line one the stray? Oh but I just picked up
line one? Who something? Just calling? Oh John J. Richard morning?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, good tell us the prepared part before I listened
to it before I did it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then number word hold.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
On nine, hold on, Oh my gosh. Nine obnoxious?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
How people know we're totally live? Why would you record
nine one?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Can we edit this? Two two two five or nine
six five?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I wish I had a four minute delays.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Calling it out? So here's what happened. I called, Here's
what happen. I call it's like the Greaches phone number.
You're welcome, so I thought it'd be some you know,
he's the Green schlisten cake, you better get whatever. And
I call it and it's like you've reached the office
of Nancy Pelosi. The jo the joke. So everyone's calling
Nancy Pelosi's off this morning. Maybe the video yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
One right, it is seriously so good.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I reposted a meme from the Doctor Who's Instagram account
and it's the Grinch takes Over for Christmas, and the
meme is literally g O.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
T T O g O.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
This season has got to go, and it's like.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Ripping off to go, very topical, very topical.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Mind one bit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Everybody called it. They probably worked for them because our
stupid phone lines probably don't work. I mean, think about it.
Paying The solution was like to use a different line.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Because she knew that you had the number, right, It
probably just wasn't going through.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Anyway. Kyle, how come you're not going to be Mom
of the Year.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, So do you guys remember how this Monday we
weren't here.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, we were here.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
We were at a funeral John Jay, and I was
actually sick, so I was at home in bed with
a fever, and so Tuesday to me totally felt like Monday, right,
And today doesn't feel like Friday to me, which is
kind of nice because it is Friday.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But Wednesday did not feel like.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Wednesday, and because of that, I forgot to pick my
kids up from school again.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What's different about.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
They get out early.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Okay, they've been going to the school for years, this
is the first year they've done Wednesday's early right, and
so it storreed me off a little bit, especially when
Wednesday felt like Tuesday. And then I get a call
from the school, Hey, we have Addie and Easton in
the office, just wondering if anyone was gonna come get them.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Dagger into my heart. So I rushed to school.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I go get them.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
And then they actually had their Christmas concert last night,
and so I see one of ADDIE's old teachers and
she goes I was, and I just like, you know,
I because she was one of.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The people that texted me that the kids are in
the office.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
And I was like, oh, I just feel like such
a doufe like we didn't work on Monday and so like.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Wednesday was really off for me.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And she's like yeah, She's like I talked.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
To Addie and Addie said, yeah, my mom was sick
on Monday, so she's probably napping right now. And she
was right, and I should have been going to get
my children at school so I can kids.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean every time you do that, you think about that,
that's going to be couch time with the council.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I think about that alone, like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's like, you don't need to be sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I'm like, oh dude, And Easton's like, you probably should
say sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I say that gave me the cold shoulder when you
pick them up.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Later about it actually quite forgiving, but I just still
feel so Guilty's so guilty.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hey, I got a bunch of text saying, don't down nine.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You run a dial nine?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah? Maybe maybe not when you're alive on the air well.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I can't imagine that works differently.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
No one to oh two two two five for yeah,
because you got a dial line.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
On this.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tell us to oh too.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Two two five cannot be complete? Operator, she knows you're.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Numbers nine one two O two two two five for
nine six five?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Can I be completed?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You're a mean one, mister grinchy.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So I wanted to tell you guys about a new
show I started watching yesterday, because you know, if you've
been following the shows that we've been talking about, especially
have been following my show review TikTok j.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In a while.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But so I finished Cross which is great, finished The
Man Inside which is great with ted Dance, and you know,
watching land Man on Paramount plus watching Lioness on Paramount plus.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
A new show dropped yesterday and it's really really good
and I think you guys would like it. It's called
Black Doves. Have you heard of it? Get this?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It starts Kira Knightley remember her, of course, heirs of
the Caribbean. So Kyle picture slow horses. Okay, So she's
this woman and she she gets hired to be a spy,
not like for the FBI or CIA. She's in England
and it's not m I six but it's some weird
spy place right. Her first assignment, she goes and dates
(07:59):
this guy, sleeps with this guy, ends up marrying the guy,
and she's under cover and she's sharing it for me.
He's a politician, he's like a counselman now it looks
like he's on his way to becoming Prime minister. And
she's a spy. And they've been married ten years now
and they have two kids. But she's working, do you
know what I mean? Like she doesn't love the guy.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It sounds like the Americans where they do these long, long,
long investigations.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So she's sharing information with the government with all this
stuff because the guy her husband now has become very powerful. Well,
she starts having an affair, and the guy having theF
that she's having the affair with gets murdered along with
two other people.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So now it's like this whole like what happens?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Why?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Why? Why did he get killed? He's just a normal person.
Why did he get killed? Right? And now? And then
her boss is gone. There's like killings and stabbings, and
he's getting blown.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Off just a little bit, like he's getting blown off yea,
a little, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, it's I bet she's going to be a number
one show on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What was it called the Black Doves?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Black Doves so instead of slow horses, they even had
the music sounds a little like are they It's a
little different, but I could see them because the horse
is probably a huge show in Britain, a whole we
try this number, just kid, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Just kidding, no, uh.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yes, good morning.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Hi. So I just wanted to tell Rich and Peydon
that I'm so excited to meet them this Saturday at
the McCallen Holiday Parade. So I missed I missed Peydon
and last year. So this year I got tickets specifically
in the area they're going to be at. So I'm
so excited to have them participate in part of my city.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Gods Tomorrow, we say Saturday, This Saturday is like Tomorrow's tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah, tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
How many people show up for this thing?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
So they estimate about two hundred and sixty five thousand.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Whoa, Now I'm nervous and they're giving us a microphone
that seems insane.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
We jump around their balloons that go in circles, say, well,
that's fun.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's good time.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
That is.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
I'm excited to meet you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mexican.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, I feel like every Mexican has an every every single.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
One one told that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have one. Oh yella, thank you, so we'll see
you tomorrow and thank you for listening.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Yes, of course, have a good one.
I kind of fell for something and I want to
I want to do it on the air. So I
got someone somebody this meme and it's a picture of
the Grinch right, like big old picture of the Grinch,
like Jim Carrey's Grinch, right close, like a selfie of him.
It says, here's the Grinch's phone number. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I was like, ooh, so I called it. I
was expecting, like, what would you expect when.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You call that number, like the voice of the Grinch?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Right, Maybe maybe it's like the Grinch yelling at a kid,
so that you tell your kids, I'm gonna call the
Grinch right now, right. So I was like, well, this
would be very exciting. I'm gonna do it on the air.
And I did it first because I believe in being prepared.
And I did it, and I I it was, well,
I'm gonna do it live so you guys can hear.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But I don't know how to do it live. I
just doubt that I'm gonna sell nine. Yeah, but don't.
I had a downt tome.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Once you nine, you'll hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Once it hit nine, I get the downtown, I think,
so nine one two O two two two five or
nine six five.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I cannot be complete it. Please your directory and hold on?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What do I do wrong that you like to be prepared?
Nine one two oh two, two two five four nine
six five?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I hope the Greens didn't block you have reached is
not in service.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
This morning?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I would be disappointed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hold on nine one two oh two, two two five
or nine six five.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I have to try it online.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
One Oh really, okay, be completed.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Line one the stray? Oh but I just picked up
line one? Who something? Just calling? Oh John J. Richard morning?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, good tell us the prepared part before I listened
to it before I did it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then number word hold.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
On nine, hold on, Oh my gosh. Nine obnoxious?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
How people know we're totally live? Why would you record
nine one?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Can we edit this? Two two two five or nine
six five?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I wish I had a four minute delays.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Calling it out? So here's what happened. I called, Here's
what happen. I call it's like the Greaches phone number.
You're welcome, so I thought it'd be some you know,
he's the Green schlisten cake, you better get whatever. And
I call it and it's like you've reached the office
of Nancy Pelosi. The jo the joke. So everyone's calling
Nancy Pelosi's off this morning. Maybe the video yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
One right, it is seriously so good.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I reposted a meme from the Doctor Who's Instagram account
and it's the Grinch takes Over for Christmas, and the
meme is literally g O.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
T T O g O.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
This season has got to go, and it's like.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Ripping off to go, very topical, very topical.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Mind one bit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Everybody called it. They probably worked for them because our
stupid phone lines probably don't work. I mean, think about it.
Paying The solution was like to use a different line.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Because she knew that you had the number, right, It
probably just wasn't going through.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Anyway. Kyle, how come you're not going to be Mom
of the Year.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, So do you guys remember how this Monday we
weren't here.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, we were here.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
We were at a funeral John Jay, and I was
actually sick, so I was at home in bed with
a fever, and so Tuesday to me totally felt like Monday, right,
And today doesn't feel like Friday to me, which is
kind of nice because it is Friday.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But Wednesday did not feel like.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Wednesday, and because of that, I forgot to pick my
kids up from school again.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What's different about.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
They get out early.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Okay, they've been going to the school for years, this
is the first year they've done Wednesday's early right, and
so it storreed me off a little bit, especially when
Wednesday felt like Tuesday. And then I get a call
from the school, Hey, we have Addie and Easton in
the office, just wondering if anyone was gonna come get them.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Dagger into my heart. So I rushed to school.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I go get them.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
And then they actually had their Christmas concert last night,
and so I see one of ADDIE's old teachers and
she goes I was, and I just like, you know,
I because she was one of.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The people that texted me that the kids are in
the office.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
And I was like, oh, I just feel like such
a doufe like we didn't work on Monday and so like.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Wednesday was really off for me.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And she's like yeah, She's like I talked.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
To Addie and Addie said, yeah, my mom was sick
on Monday, so she's probably napping right now. And she
was right, and I should have been going to get
my children at school so I can kids.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean every time you do that, you think about that,
that's going to be couch time with the council.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I think about that alone, like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's like, you don't need to be sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I'm like, oh dude, And Easton's like, you probably should
say sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I say that gave me the cold shoulder when you
pick them up.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Later about it actually quite forgiving, but I just still
feel so Guilty's so guilty.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hey, I got a bunch of text saying, don't down nine.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You run a dial nine?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah? Maybe maybe not when you're alive on the air well.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I can't imagine that works differently.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
No one to oh two two two five for yeah,
because you got a dial line.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
On this.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tell us to oh too.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Two two five cannot be complete? Operator, she knows you're.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Numbers nine one two O two two two five for
nine six five?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Can I be completed?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You're a mean one, mister grinchy.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So I wanted to tell you guys about a new
show I started watching yesterday, because you know, if you've
been following the shows that we've been talking about, especially
have been following my show review TikTok j.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In a while.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But so I finished Cross which is great, finished The
Man Inside which is great with ted Dance, and you know,
watching land Man on Paramount plus watching Lioness on Paramount plus.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
A new show dropped yesterday and it's really really good
and I think you guys would like it. It's called
Black Doves. Have you heard of it? Get this?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It starts Kira Knightley remember her, of course, heirs of
the Caribbean. So Kyle picture slow horses. Okay, So she's
this woman and she she gets hired to be a spy,
not like for the FBI or CIA. She's in England
and it's not m I six but it's some weird
spy place right. Her first assignment, she goes and dates
(07:59):
this guy, sleeps with this guy, ends up marrying the guy,
and she's under cover and she's sharing it for me.
He's a politician, he's like a counselman now it looks
like he's on his way to becoming Prime minister. And
she's a spy. And they've been married ten years now
and they have two kids. But she's working, do you
know what I mean? Like she doesn't love the guy.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It sounds like the Americans where they do these long, long,
long investigations.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So she's sharing information with the government with all this
stuff because the guy her husband now has become very powerful. Well,
she starts having an affair, and the guy having theF
that she's having the affair with gets murdered along with
two other people.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So now it's like this whole like what happens?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Why?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Why? Why did he get killed? He's just a normal person.
Why did he get killed? Right? And now? And then
her boss is gone. There's like killings and stabbings, and
he's getting blown.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Off just a little bit, like he's getting blown off yea,
a little, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, it's I bet she's going to be a number
one show on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What was it called the Black Doves?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Black Doves so instead of slow horses, they even had
the music sounds a little like are they It's a
little different, but I could see them because the horse
is probably a huge show in Britain, a whole we
try this number, just kid, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Just kidding, no, uh.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yes, good morning.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Hi. So I just wanted to tell Rich and Peydon
that I'm so excited to meet them this Saturday at
the McCallen Holiday Parade. So I missed I missed Peydon
and last year. So this year I got tickets specifically
in the area they're going to be at. So I'm
so excited to have them participate in part of my city.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Gods Tomorrow, we say Saturday, This Saturday is like Tomorrow's tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah, tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
How many people show up for this thing?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
So they estimate about two hundred and sixty five thousand.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Whoa, Now I'm nervous and they're giving us a microphone
that seems insane.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
We jump around their balloons that go in circles, say, well,
that's fun.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's good time.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
That is.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
I'm excited to meet you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mexican.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, I feel like every Mexican has an every every single.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
One one told that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have one. Oh yella, thank you, so we'll see
you tomorrow and thank you for listening.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Yes, of course, have a good one.
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