Three MORE Things You NEED To Know

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What we need to know.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Okay, So Google has now released twenty twenty four's most
searched for slang words up.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
At the top of the list.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Not surprisingly, demure, sigma, skibbity, and haktua prene was also
on there, which I just learned what that meant right now. Actually,
it's slang for a child who tries to act like
a teenager. That's my daughter, everyone, she's a prem twenty
twenty four also has got It's almost over right, and

(00:30):
so since it's the holidays, the deadlines for shipping out
your gifts is approaching very very quickly. Ups USPS, FedEx,
basically all of them. Their last data ship at the
cheapest possible is December seventeenth or December eighteenth, depending on
which one you go to. Now, the only one that
I saw had same day, very last minute, December twenty fourth,

(00:54):
like the day before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Was FedEx.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Everywhere else you got to get it in early.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean you've seen like in your day, right, the
trucks are everywhere right there.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, and they're working overtime. So shout out to all
the delivery people out there, because you guys are the
real heroes of Christmas. The real Santas really for sure.
But yeah, obviously the longer you wait, the more expensive
it is to get your packages there on time. This
I saw and I can't wait to try it. It's
totally ridiculous. But they actually say cows can kind of

(01:24):
help you in the bathroom if you are constipated, a
doctor says, pretending to blow bubbles or blow out a
candle or say oo can actually help you go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Let's try it in the bathroom right now.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
They say the way your your mouth is working and
your abdominals are working to say that helps move things
along down there.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Pooh you could doesn't work. Ooo.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Is a little different than pooh it is. It's a
little different. So try it next time you're having issues
and let us know that works. And that's three things
you need to know.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
So I need to help with something. My wife gave
Rich and I like, what's this? What do you call it?
An assignment?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Right? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
And Rich took it and did really well with it. Well, yeah,
but at the last minute because I didn't really know
what I was doing. And here's what it is. And
Kyle's helped me a little bit. But we were shopping
for a bunch of kids in foster care individually. And
we got these hearts, these paper hearts, and my wife
tells me, I'm supposed to hand them out to people
and they go shop for these kids. I didn't do that.

(02:35):
I misunderstood. So it's been a couple weeks now and
I still have these hearts. So if you can help me,
if you can, like maybe shoot me a DM if
you can help. But I need to shop for a
five year old girl, a twelve year old boy, a
twenty year old girl, an eight year old girl, a
twenty year old boy, twenty year old girl, newborn boy. Oh,
and a three year old girl. These are all kids
that don't have parents and are in foster care. And

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so I have the list of what each kid wants.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I know there's lots of people every year that go
I want to help, but I don't know who. I
don't know where to get like a name or people
to shop for. This is like one of those great
one of those things.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So if you DM me, I could just send you
the information, you just drop it off at the radio station,
like hopefully soon. Yeah, I think flowers are due today
or tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
You said we had a week. You said it through
next weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, I don't. We're good, We're good, We're good.
We got time, we got time. But if you can
shoot me at the John J. Vanas and you're willing
to shop for these kids, that would be very helpful.
And I'll send you pictures like somebody sent me a thing.
We want to help the family out, so I sent
them screenshots of all that. I never heard back from them,
so they're going to help extreme. Go to John Jarrish
dot com or one of four seven kiss fm dot

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com and write is a letter about a family that
needs helpless Christmas