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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wait, you ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracking like?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dove Snoopy Deagle double.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rid ten T and we're not
talking about last year. It's the one and only dog,
you know, the last last he fixed me eagle double
jig in your face to be and in the place
to be. And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake your.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Ass John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven our text line. You text jj R
and whatever you want to say to the number ninety
six eight nine three.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And when you text us, I can just read your
text on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We'll call you back. But I want to read this
text that we just got. It's about the Snoop Dogg intro.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You just heard. Snoop Dogg introduced R. He's been introduced
us since the show started.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And our iHeartRadio app is free and it's been upgraded.
They changed it like a week or two ago, I think, right,
and it's like it's got all these new features.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's got a preset button, it does whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So this eight O eight number which I believe is Hawaii,
says John Jay and Rich won't let you know how
the iHeartRadio app transcribes your intro. Wake you ass, John
J and Rich, what's crack a g? And this is
the big Boss Dove snoopy Deagle, double jizzle, baby boom,
what you don't do. We're not talking about Ridge ten team,
(01:29):
We're not talking about last year. It's the one the
only dog. You all at the glass likely fixing people.
Double jibble in your face and be in the place.
B And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge wise.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I hope Noah, you take what John J. Just didn't
make that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Our your intro.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So you text us, text jj R and whatever you
want to say to ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Six eight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh, he's were still working up, working the bugs out. Yeah,
making a little more street.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was, Uh, I've been trying to.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I've been really focusing on my sleep a lot lately,
you know, and I can't I cannot get I cannot
get a good night's sleep. And I monitor it on
the on the oar ring and on the whoop like
no matter what. And there's so many other factors going on.
But yesterday, after the show was I was gonna go
work out, and then I was gonna go hiking with
my friend Rick, and I was so tired. My sleep
(02:20):
sucks out the Sun's game the night before it was late,
and it just sucks. So when I went to the gym,
I thought that maybe there was something there at the
gym because my gym is also a doctor's office, right,
And I asked the woman who runs a gym, Sofia,
I said, is there something that I can have that
gives me a little kick?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Shees, do you want some coffee? Do you want a culpural?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm like, I don't know. She was here, I got
an idea. So I'm working out. She brings me something
I never had before. She brings me two espresso shots
over ice. Right, I've never had that before. She was
just a wake up. So I drank just half of it,
and I had never been more wired in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Like I worked out. Then I went, it's what's a
devil show? Oh that's what you were drinking all the time. Yeah,
but I was mixed with some cream sugar and whatnot.
But yeah, I was like, I had never felt that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But the brain of Carpenter's right.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I went, I did my workout, and then I went
and I went hiking, and then I like did I
went home. I did a bunch of stuff at home,
and then I when I went to bed last night,
I was hard for me to sleep, and I think
part of that is also because the espresso was still
in my body, probably, And then I got up this
morning and I drank the rest of it because I
didn't drink all of it last night.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No wonder you run around here so fast this morning.
Maybe that's gonna be your thing. Mark my words. This
is John Jay's new thing.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
John Jay's new to the espresso world.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He's going to be a noon workout espresso.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, then I started thinking about like I'm really focusing
on my sleep and I can't get good night's sleep.
And then I thought those people you know when when
you're like, if you're single and you're trying to find someone,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're trying too hard. Just stop.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's right there in front of you. You'll find a
good partner. Or if you're trying to have a baby,
someone always says stop.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Trying some hard, right which I and you'll get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like I feel like, okay, even need to stop focus
on my sleep and I'll get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Is it because you're interrupted at the beginning? Because I
know I am constantly with dogs, and you know people
going mom, mom, funny, Well not me. My wife, her
son comes up a lot, and he won't knock on
the door. I'll I'll just hear him down the hall. Mom, mom, Mom?
Like what is happening here?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Look, I'm like other factors, Like I mean, like last night,
I wanted to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've had potential to go to bed at seven.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, And as I was going to plug in my phone,
my son Camp who's in Hawaii, he's three hours earlier,
text me, Dad, I gotta tell you something. I got
some good news. Like okay, he goes, I'll call you
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You can't take that, I know, So.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I just wait.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm waiting and waiting, and then thirty minutes he goes.
Ten more minutes and then my wife's at dinner with
her sister and Kemp calls and tells me the good news.
And then I call her at dinner and she does
to pick up the phone and I.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Call her again.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now I know she's going to see that I called
her and at some point call me back, which is
it's weird that she doesn't pick up that doesn't know
that I called her because she's got that stupid Apple watch,
and every time I'm with her someone calls her, she
stops the conversation with at watch. Right, So then she
calls me at eight fifteen, and she's like, oh, what's
the good news. I go, well, you call camp. Okay, well,
I'll be home in fifteen minutes. Now it's eight thirty,
(05:16):
and I gotta wait for she comes home at eight
forty five, she's Okay, I'm gonna get ready for bed,
and then I gotta wait for it to get ready
for bed.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So now it's nine fifteen, nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Nobody knows what we go through because they figure they
go to bed a little later than us, but they
sleep hours after we get up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
So true, I have similar situations, but just in a
very different way. It's like I need to do like
we all email each other at night, right, we call
it our prep.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know when Peyton does it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It depends on the day. Sometimes I gotta get it
done in the morning. When I wait, I have to rely.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I have stuff from Rich at five, I can rely
on stuff from Kyle no later than eight pm, and
then I'll be up late and don't get any from Peyton.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But like I feel like I have let you guys know.
My day does not stop at eight pm. I said
the eight pm doublin. It does not work for me.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And that's what it is. My life is still going on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I tell my kids that's my homework, and I'm like,
I have to do my homework. Mom, can you help
me with this? I need help with my homework. I'm like, okay, fine,
I'll be with your homework.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Mom.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I need a snack.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
We just ate dinner.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I okay, fine, all.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right, kids, go get ready for bed. Mom, I can't
find my toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, I'm gonna buy your toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
So they get in bed and I'm like finally starting
to do my homework and they're like, I can't sleep,
and I'm like, oh my godwork because then they relate
to it because they're like, I hate homework. I'm like,
even when you grow up and you have a real
big person job, you probably still might have homework.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Like mommy does.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
And so then they kind of understand that I have
to do it, but doesn't always translate because I get
interrupted about ten thousand times.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well, I am looking forward to getting to your homework. Yeah, okay,
yeah right, lots of good homework stuff. I really really
enjoy when you go to Kyle's Instagram. In fact, if
you go, is it just at unfugged on Instagram my
nest Go to Instagram, go to add unfug and look
at her stories because you're so photogenic, even when you're
getting your face worked one. Oh, well, then whatever filters
they are given to me because I'm like, because you're
(07:16):
doing a lot of stuff with a lighting, I was like, boy,
I look at other things now like I'm like, the lighting.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
In there looks great. Because photography I am. I'm on
hell of a photographer.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Whenever someone takes a picture of Kyle and it's better
than me, I'm like, who did that
Wait, you ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracking like?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dove Snoopy Deagle double.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rid ten T and we're not
talking about last year. It's the one and only dog,
you know, the last last he fixed me eagle double
jig in your face to be and in the place
to be. And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake your.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Ass John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven our text line. You text jj R
and whatever you want to say to the number ninety
six eight nine three.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And when you text us, I can just read your
text on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We'll call you back. But I want to read this
text that we just got. It's about the Snoop Dogg intro.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You just heard. Snoop Dogg introduced R. He's been introduced
us since the show started.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And our iHeartRadio app is free and it's been upgraded.
They changed it like a week or two ago, I think, right,
and it's like it's got all these new features.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's got a preset button, it does whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So this eight O eight number which I believe is Hawaii,
says John Jay and Rich won't let you know how
the iHeartRadio app transcribes your intro. Wake you ass, John
J and Rich, what's crack a g? And this is
the big Boss Dove snoopy Deagle, double jizzle, baby boom,
what you don't do. We're not talking about Ridge ten team,
(01:29):
We're not talking about last year. It's the one the
only dog. You all at the glass likely fixing people.
Double jibble in your face and be in the place.
B And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge wise.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I hope Noah, you take what John J. Just didn't
make that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Our your intro.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So you text us, text jj R and whatever you
want to say to ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Six eight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh, he's were still working up, working the bugs out. Yeah,
making a little more street.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was, Uh, I've been trying to.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I've been really focusing on my sleep a lot lately,
you know, and I can't I cannot get I cannot
get a good night's sleep. And I monitor it on
the on the oar ring and on the whoop like
no matter what. And there's so many other factors going on.
But yesterday, after the show was I was gonna go
work out, and then I was gonna go hiking with
my friend Rick, and I was so tired. My sleep
(02:20):
sucks out the Sun's game the night before it was late,
and it just sucks. So when I went to the gym,
I thought that maybe there was something there at the
gym because my gym is also a doctor's office, right,
And I asked the woman who runs a gym, Sofia,
I said, is there something that I can have that
gives me a little kick?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Shees, do you want some coffee? Do you want a culpural?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm like, I don't know. She was here, I got
an idea. So I'm working out. She brings me something
I never had before. She brings me two espresso shots
over ice. Right, I've never had that before. She was
just a wake up. So I drank just half of it,
and I had never been more wired in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Like I worked out. Then I went, it's what's a
devil show? Oh that's what you were drinking all the time. Yeah,
but I was mixed with some cream sugar and whatnot.
But yeah, I was like, I had never felt that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But the brain of Carpenter's right.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I went, I did my workout, and then I went
and I went hiking, and then I like did I
went home. I did a bunch of stuff at home,
and then I when I went to bed last night,
I was hard for me to sleep, and I think
part of that is also because the espresso was still
in my body, probably, And then I got up this
morning and I drank the rest of it because I
didn't drink all of it last night.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No wonder you run around here so fast this morning.
Maybe that's gonna be your thing. Mark my words. This
is John Jay's new thing.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
John Jay's new to the espresso world.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He's going to be a noon workout espresso.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, then I started thinking about like I'm really focusing
on my sleep and I can't get good night's sleep.
And then I thought those people you know when when
you're like, if you're single and you're trying to find someone,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're trying too hard. Just stop.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's right there in front of you. You'll find a
good partner. Or if you're trying to have a baby,
someone always says stop.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Trying some hard, right which I and you'll get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like I feel like, okay, even need to stop focus
on my sleep and I'll get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Is it because you're interrupted at the beginning? Because I
know I am constantly with dogs, and you know people
going mom, mom, funny, Well not me. My wife, her
son comes up a lot, and he won't knock on
the door. I'll I'll just hear him down the hall. Mom, mom, Mom?
Like what is happening here?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Look, I'm like other factors, Like I mean, like last night,
I wanted to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've had potential to go to bed at seven.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, And as I was going to plug in my phone,
my son Camp who's in Hawaii, he's three hours earlier,
text me, Dad, I gotta tell you something. I got
some good news. Like okay, he goes, I'll call you
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You can't take that, I know, So.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I just wait.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm waiting and waiting, and then thirty minutes he goes.
Ten more minutes and then my wife's at dinner with
her sister and Kemp calls and tells me the good news.
And then I call her at dinner and she does
to pick up the phone and I.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Call her again.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now I know she's going to see that I called
her and at some point call me back, which is
it's weird that she doesn't pick up that doesn't know
that I called her because she's got that stupid Apple watch,
and every time I'm with her someone calls her, she
stops the conversation with at watch. Right, So then she
calls me at eight fifteen, and she's like, oh, what's
the good news. I go, well, you call camp. Okay, well,
I'll be home in fifteen minutes. Now it's eight thirty,
(05:16):
and I gotta wait for she comes home at eight
forty five, she's Okay, I'm gonna get ready for bed,
and then I gotta wait for it to get ready
for bed.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So now it's nine fifteen, nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Nobody knows what we go through because they figure they
go to bed a little later than us, but they
sleep hours after we get up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
So true, I have similar situations, but just in a
very different way. It's like I need to do like
we all email each other at night, right, we call
it our prep.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know when Peyton does it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It depends on the day. Sometimes I gotta get it
done in the morning. When I wait, I have to rely.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I have stuff from Rich at five, I can rely
on stuff from Kyle no later than eight pm, and
then I'll be up late and don't get any from Peyton.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But like I feel like I have let you guys know.
My day does not stop at eight pm. I said
the eight pm doublin. It does not work for me.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And that's what it is. My life is still going on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I tell my kids that's my homework, and I'm like,
I have to do my homework. Mom, can you help
me with this? I need help with my homework. I'm like, okay, fine,
I'll be with your homework.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Mom.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I need a snack.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
We just ate dinner.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I okay, fine, all.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right, kids, go get ready for bed. Mom, I can't
find my toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, I'm gonna buy your toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
So they get in bed and I'm like finally starting
to do my homework and they're like, I can't sleep,
and I'm like, oh my godwork because then they relate
to it because they're like, I hate homework. I'm like,
even when you grow up and you have a real
big person job, you probably still might have homework.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Like mommy does.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
And so then they kind of understand that I have
to do it, but doesn't always translate because I get
interrupted about ten thousand times.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well, I am looking forward to getting to your homework. Yeah, okay,
yeah right, lots of good homework stuff. I really really
enjoy when you go to Kyle's Instagram. In fact, if
you go, is it just at unfugged on Instagram my
nest Go to Instagram, go to add unfug and look
at her stories because you're so photogenic, even when you're
getting your face worked one. Oh, well, then whatever filters
they are given to me because I'm like, because you're
(07:16):
doing a lot of stuff with a lighting, I was like, boy,
I look at other things now like I'm like, the lighting.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
In there looks great. Because photography I am. I'm on
hell of a photographer.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Whenever someone takes a picture of Kyle and it's better
than me, I'm like, who did that
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