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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack ale like? And this is the big Boss
does Snoopy Deagle double.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom? What you don't do?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rich ten T and we're not
talking about last year.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If the one and only do in your face.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
To me and in the place to.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes
one O four seven kiss f M. It's John j
and Rich text us. You text jj R and whatever
you want to say to the number nine six eight
nine to three. Here's a text from a four one
(00:43):
two number, John Jay and Rich. I have to give
you guys kudos being live every day. I'm a teacher
and I have an observation by my superintendent tomorrow. I'm
just channeling you all doing the show in front of
your bosses every day and killing it. Pray for me
while we don't do the show front of our bosses,
I'd freak out everyone while they come in and they
sit in here and they come and talk to us earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, good luck to you for one. Two.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We did our vision board yesterday and it was it
was my my wife, Blake, my son Jake, my son
Dutch and me and then we had my son camp
on FaceTime from Hawaii just for a little bit, because
he does this stuff all the time on his own right.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The rest of us are the ones circling the drain.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So we and we were talking about, and Kyle brought
this up last week, how hard it is to find magazines.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But my wife went and bought some magazines. I took
some from the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Gym, you know, and then we found a bunch of
our old magazines and we just filled the dinner table
full of magazines.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
We had scissors and everyone's cutting stuff out. It was.
It was a good it was. It was a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Until I went and saw my son, Dutch's vision board.
One of the things he did, you know, doing what
we do for a living. Sometimes we end up in magazines, right,
pictures of us doing whatever. In fact, someone sent me
a picture of my wife and I had an event
and she's like, where's that from? I said, I have
no idea where that's from. But he found a picture,
a group photo of Rich, me and Kyle in a magazine,
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and Dutch cut out me and Kyle and posted rich,
what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Part of.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Rich part of the vision board. And then he put,
and then I was looking at me. He wrote, he
cut out from it. Think about that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We had like women's magazines, Men's magazine. He took out
super Sex. Satisfy Her with Science was on his vision board,
and then he put this is what he put on
the vision board. I'll show you this real quick, Kyle.
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The secrets of the female climax?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You didn't understand what.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He just wasn't He's got like, like, why is that
what his aspiration?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It should be? To graduate? He has that out here,
he has that on there. He has college, he's got
pictures of graduation. Uh, he's got friends, he's got stuff
like that. He's got a couple of things that have
more things that are under there that are inappropriate. And
then there's rich.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The vision board, the key and I went to bed
last night and they were still doing vision boards. I
woke up this morning. My wife had everything clean, all
the magazine the fact. At the end, I go, should
you grab all these magazines?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Throw them away?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
She's like, no, I'm gonna same for next year. I
didn't want to argue because like, what do you mean
same for next year? We just cut out all the
good stuff right now. So I woke up this mooint.
All the magazines were stacked up all nice. The vision
boards were all set up in the kitchen, and her
vision board looks so perfect, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It was like she's the overachieving student.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And Jake he took a picture of a giant turkey
in Jason Momoa's head.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't think you're following what we're doing here. And
then you found like the number seventeen million. I'm like,
I'll take that it. Yeah, that's good. But anyway, it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Sounds like your boy is like right for it. They did,
they did, but I can't believe he cut you and
me out. Kyle. Maybe if anything to keep Kyle cut
you and me out.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's all right.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Bridge can be up there.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
So what happened? You should talk about your your husband's birthday.
It's coming up. It seems like it was just the
not that long ago.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, it's this weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So it's it's interesting because Grant from the show, his
birthday's Friday, and then I always have to remember there's
Grant's birthday and then my husband's birthdays on Sunday. So
of course I've been trying to plan, like what do
I get in because Christmas just happened right, and I
felt like I gave him all the gifts for Christmas.
So now I'm like, Okay, well, we've been watching football
and the Broncos made it to the playoffs and then
(04:45):
they're they're out now. But while we were watching, about
three or four times, he mentioned like, I think, I
think I don't want to like jinx it or anything,
but I really like bo Nicks, and so I think
I think we should.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Get a bow Nix jersey.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And he's saying this to my son, and so I'm like, genius,
We'll get him that for his birthday.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
But he wants like the old.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
School throwback jersey with the stripes on the side and
like whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
So I'm like, no problem, no problem.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I did procrastinate a little bit, but it wouldn't have mattered,
I don't think, because I'm looking on every site aside
from like eBay and shady sites that I'm pretty sure
they're just like knockoff ones and they're all sold out,
Like that version of the bownext jersey is completely sold out.
So I was talking to the kids and I'm like Hey,
I know we want to get Daddy this jersey. I
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think that's a great gift. I think he'll really like it.
But the problem is the one he wants is sold out.
So we're just gonna get him like the newer version
of the jersey, and if he doesn't like it, you
just hang on to it and when they restock the
old school one, we'll just exchange it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And so the kids are like, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm like, I'm pretty sure he'll like it, but I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Anyways, we have been talking about this.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Jersey thing for a few weeks, and every time we
talk about it, I'm like, Okay, don't tell daddy.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Don't tell daddy, And the secret has stay until now.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So this happened over the weekend, right and last night
we're sitting down for dinner and Scott sits down next
to me and he's like, I gotta tell you what
Bubby said. That's what we call my son easton Bubby's
He goes. He came into my office and said, sorry, Daddy,
you're not gonna get to jersey you want, but you
are gonna get a jersey and it's gonna be all right.
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And Scott's like, Okay, I just have to laugh because
when we were talking about not getting the right jersey,
that was the one time I didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Say, don't tell daddy, don't tell daddy, and he just
like went straight until.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And so I'm just looking at it, Scott, and I'm like, well,
happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's not here yet, but the secret is ruined. He's like, oh,
I get new jersey. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So it's fine, but then it's like in total bummer,
like when he opens it up, like do I even
wrap it now?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Birthday?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Did he put on his vision board? That's probably why.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
He opted out on vision boards.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Are the only ones that did vision boards in the
family when me and Addie.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Because you know that stuff works if you put that
new Jersey on. What if he got a trip to
New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I saw what I meant. That's not what I meant.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's all good. He'll he'll be grateful for whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Vision boards birthdays. I know Jake my son, he turns
twenty two in February, and he was just like, I
forgot if my birthday coming up, I don't know what
I'm gonna do. What I want to get what I
want for my birthday? And I was like, she's like yeah,
I like, damn, it was just Christmas.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, birthdays, and next weekend that's Monday.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
So I'm like, I don't know what the heck I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Gonna do for him either, especially when they have everything already.
It's like, I.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Always feel bad for the people who have birthdays like
around Christmas or right after Christmas, because I feel like
they do probably like
Speaker 4 (07:50):
They do kind of get the short end of this
stick for sure,