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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Week.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Your ass up, John, and what's cracking like? And this
is the big Boss dog snoopy Deagle, double gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What you don't do?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're not talking about rich ten T and we're not
talking about last.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's the one and only, do you know, the last last,
the big Eagle double Gisel in your.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Face to me and in the place to be. And
you're listening to John Jay and Rich as.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
One O four seven Kiss FM, John Jay and rich
It's Friday, guys, the last day of January. Our phone
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Speaker 2 (00:39):
Start off by talking to George. What's up, George?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thanks for holding Hey, ho, you do I understand you
have a crazy confession.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, it's well, it's it's kind of crazy. So right
before me and my wife got married, me and her
mother actually at a wild, crazy night stop that. Yeah,
we were actually out at the club just hanging out,
and you know, my wife got a little well before
(01:08):
she was my wife, she got a little too drunk
and then we kind of just took the party back
to the house and one thing led to another and
we ended up.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's two. That's one thing led to another. Yeah, you
gotta because that doesn't happen like one thing led to it.
Like what happened? Like you and the mom had to
have been flirty before. I mean, did, I'm not out
of nowhere? You just hook up with your girlfriend's mom? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well I thought we were just always cool like that. Yeah,
I'm just a natural flirt I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And Okay, it's just so your girlfriend passes out and
you and the mom do it right there? Do you
go upstairs in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What do you do? We went to her room and
then you tear it up and then you wake up.
You spend a night in the bed?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah I did, woke up and then left.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay does your girlfriend know?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So now she's your wife? And how long you been married?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Seven years?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And have you and a mom hooked up ever since?
Do you guys ever talk about it? Do you look
at each other? Do you make a little like eh
something like that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Or no? No, we just act like nothing never happened.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's the only way that great story. It's it's just
too much. Were you guys intoxicated? Like does she.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Remember, Uh, she remembers. I didn't really remember too much
until like a couple of days later, she's like, do
you remember, And I was like, not really, move.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I believe I did the whole crazy thing about this.
I was like, you say that you went to her
room and like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I feel like the parent room is forbidden, Like you're
not supposed to go in the paragom and you went
in there and you hooked up with her.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's a great confession. George. Thank you, Yeah, thanks for
calling in.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I love you guys, Love you too. Brother.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I remember I in college there was this girl I
had a crush on. I had a crush on a
high school but in college we we you know, connected,
and it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then many many, many, many, many many many.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Years later I saw her at a function and I
was talking to her and I was like, I can't
remember how it came up, and she was like, what.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
She didn't remember. It wasn't the best night of my life.
I was just so excited that this had happened.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And she's like, because then I found out later she'd
done like, you know, four or five stints in rehab
and she so I think I was one of those
flings that happened while she should have.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Been her rehab. It was good for me, though I
felt terrible because I thought it was magical. You really
had a connection.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Okay, So listen, it's Friday, and you got the Super
Bowl is next week or the week after next week,
next week. So I put together a little game for Friday, right,
So who's playing in the Super Bowl, Kyle?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The Chiefs and the Eagles? The who The Chiefs and
the Eagles? The Eagles Are they a bird?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The Eagles of birds. Oh good, it is Friday. I've
got a game for you Friday, and John got a
game for you. Here is a quick trivia game of
other birds. This is bird trivia, Peyton Batman's sidekick.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yes, Kyle, this is the bird you flip when you're
in traffic or experience road rage.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Rich.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
This NBA legend, known as the Hick from French Lick,
played for the Boston Celtics and is considered one of
the greatest basketball players.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Of all time. Larry Bird, Yes Rich.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This giant live bird is Peter Griffin's longtime nemesis, often
engaging in length lengthy fight.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Scenes is heid An Ostrich. No the Chicken, the Chicken Peyton.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
This Looney Tune bird is always running away from wild
e coyote.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Kyle the Roadrunner, Yes road Runner.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
If he catches you, you threw Kyle the name of
these three identical mischievous nephews of Donald.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Duck, Oh Dewey and Louis. Yes Rich.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This character is the mascot of Fruit Loop cereal and
is known for his colorful beak.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Han Yes Peyton.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
The first Lady of the United States from nineteen sixty
three to nineteen sixty nine, was married to President Lyndon B.
Johnson Berdie close cover Rich. Do you know Lady Bird
Johns Lady Bird Johnson Kyle. Americans traditionally eat this bird
on Thanksgiving Turkey. Yes Peyton, big yellow bird from Sesame Street,
(05:31):
Big Bird Rich. This nineteen sixty three song by The
trash Man features the lyrics A Well, Everybody's heard about
the bird, and became famous again after being featured in
Family Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Peyton, This little yellow bird from Looney Tunes, Yes Kyle.
This type of bird is the mascot for the football
team in Baltimore, Ravens.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yes Rich. This was the bird the seagull in Little Mermaid. Oh,
this bird had a name.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Kyle, little yellow bird from Peanuts. He's Snoopy's friend. Yes, Rich,
This snowy owl services Harry Potter's loyal companion.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's like haig'sworth he u something with an h am.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I close headwig, headwig, Mickey Mouse's duck friend, Donald Duck,
Peyton bugs Bunny's duck friend duck.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes, Rich.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Bird name for the avenger, who's going to be the
new Captain America? The bird name Peyton Peyton the hawk.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No falcon, the once popular app where you throw.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Birds named bomb, Red, Terrence, Bubbles, Chuck, hal Matilda, Stella,
and Mighty Eagle.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Angry bird.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yes, Rich, let me try this again. Harry Potter's snowy
owl headwig. Yes, I have a really, really, really hard one.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Why is cracking parrot from Aladdin? Oh Peyton, yes, jog, Yes,
very good. And that's my fun Friday Birn game. It's
Friday and Johny's got a game for you.