Chantelle has been double 'Poo-ing since 2019!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning should tell.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
A couple of years ago, you guys were going over
like what it means about you, about like how you shower.
I think it is like what you start with first
and everything, and so you guys are going around. Everybody
was explaining what they do, and Kyle said that she poosed,

(00:22):
she poosed twice, And I'm listening and I'm like, why
why is she mentioning that she pooss twice when she showers,
And so there's all time I'm thinking, you know, she
she goes number two two times when she showers, and
so I just that stuck with me. And then hair

(00:46):
stylist had called in because somebody, I don't know if
it was if it was like Delaney or She'stte or
somebody had said that they shampoo their hair and they
leave it in their hair while wash the rest of
their body. So this hair style is cled in and
she's like, no, you don't do that. You have to

(01:06):
rinse the shampoo out immediately, like it's not good for
your hair. And but she is like like really like
scolding whoever had said it. So after that, like, like
I said, this has been years, it's just stuck with
me every time I take a shower, I think of
Kyle going number two and this hairstyle is like scolding

(01:30):
me every time I've put shampoo in my hair. Like
I feel like she's watching be and she's like reset out.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
For the record, Kyle, it wasn't number two when you
said po.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Shampooing twice today, I just feel so bad that you've
had to like picture me pooping in a shower year.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
That does change I feel about you now. I have
that image because we were like, yeah, so you double shampoo, Yeah,
we double poo.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean I also have had that image but had
no idea this conversation took place.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Why would you want that image?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
All I've ruined your showers for years.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well I get a kick out of it. So you're like,
Chantel's like, well, I don't pull in the shower even.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Once shampoo shampoo. Well, Chantelle, you're awesome. Do not put
poo in your hair. Put shampoo in.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I will watch it out immediately.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
As I do.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Thank you so much for texting and listening.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Chanteal, have a great day. I am we incorinated hose dogg.
Life goes on, honey babies, squabble, squabble up squabble, lop,
squabble lop, you take Kathy.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So got in a fight with my husband's Friday night.
By Friday, he doesn't want to go out to dinner.
By Friday, I want to go out to dinner. So hey,
can we go to dinner?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
If we leave right now, we can go to dinner. Right. So, okay,
I throw some clothes on. I'm excited. We're hugging, we're kissing.
It's going to be a great Friday date night. There's
a storm coming in and he looks at the sky
and he says, we really should turn around and go home.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not going to turn
around and go home because it's raining, right, So we
pull into the restaurant right as soon as we pull

(03:31):
into the restaurant, like, I'm not kidding you, like gulf
sized hail starts coming now and I'm like, oh gosh,
oh okay, this is bad. Right. So there's a bank
right across the street, so I pull over to the bank.
I'm sitting under the thing. So the hail's not completely
hitting the cards, still hitting it like it's coming in
from the side, but at least We're not like completely exposed.

(03:52):
All these other cars keep coming into the bank, drives
through the banks still open, They're glaring at us whatever.
So Hale gets done, we leave. You know those little
what do they like? Cement things that divide the lanes
and the drive through. So I clip one. I cliped
one and I'm like, AMT are you kidding me? Of
course that gets him, Oh my gosh, what did you

(04:13):
just hid? And I'm like, I mean, obviously a curb
and obviously I meant to do it right. So and
my car is out of gas, which he always says,
you wait until I get in your car to run
out of gas so that I feel your tank.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't one hundred percent do that, but it does
happen a lot. Right. So here we're trying to go
to dinner. Then our friend calls and hey, where you
guys going? And we tell them where we're going, and Dan,
my husband, is like irritated as hell about the whole situation,
and they want us to come out where they are,
which is like thirty minutes away, And I said, I
tell my friend, I'm like, I just start yelling. I'm like,

(04:52):
it's not going to happen. Okay, now the car is ruined.
We've got heal damage everywhere. I clipped a curb and
I'm at a gas. Okay, that's where the evening is headed.
And the friend on the phone is like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Of course, then it gets into like, well, it's just
like a five hundred dollars deductible. You'll be fine. Now
we have a dealer license, so it's a twenty five
hundred dollars deductible. The car is not completely damaged, but
there's definitely hail damage. We ended up turning around. I said,
I'm going home. I'm turning around. I'm going home. So
we went home.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Well, see, your husband was right, what you say?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I told you so at any point during that evening.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, he was humane. Yeah,
and I told I said, I said, I'm just we're
just let's just go home. And I was calm about it.
You know, for a second. I was like, let's just
go home, because all we're going to do is glare
at each other across the table. We're going to spend
two hundred dollars on dinner. Why so, how he had salad?
I had cereal that's Kathy.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Thank you for sharing that story with us, all right,
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