Tiffany's Algorithm is WILD

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a DM this morning from Tiffany.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I thought it was very, very interesting because there's all
kind of stuff going on with Instagram. Like for me,
for example, my Instagram like followers just stop, like I
don't think I've got one new follower in three years, right,
But Tiffany, what was your situation on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Good morning? So I was the only John Day asking
if anyone else's algorithm is changed from day to night.
So during the day I'm laughing, I'm in tears watching videos,
you know, little kids doing pranks, all the trendy stuff.
Then at night, after my kids go to sleep, I
get all of these weird algorithms, usually like street vendors

(00:40):
like gross looking food, the John Day, this guy is
like washing his hair, and how you're in I guess
straight from the calpe, like the cow'spee.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
The guy's watching that's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I mean, the question is are you watching them? Because
if so, then Instagram knows. Hey, during the day she
likes to laugh. At night she gets real weird.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
At all. That don't understand. In the during the day
it's so lighthearted, it's funny, and then at night it's
just totally changes.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I feel like I can totally relate to this because
anytime I'm scrolling on my phone, my phone does let
me know when it's time to go to bed. As
soon as I start seeing all of those gross pimple
popping videos.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Don't get me wrong, but like my phone knows that,
like when the pimple popping videos come up, it's probably
time for Peyton to.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
So it does that. Then I didn't. I didn't realize
that it does. It changes, the algorithm changes throughout the day.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I haven't noticed that, like for me, Like the most
things that I watch at like the reels that pop
up from my on my Instagram are like cooking stuff.
Like I'm constantly trying to like find healthier versions of
sweet treats, and that's all I get all day.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh at night, did you ever get your phone at night?
The same?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because I can totally relate to what you're saying, Stiffan,
because all those videos you said of street vendors, I've
seen them all. Oh really yeah, watch the guy cutting
meat with his toenails. He or there's flies all over
this thing. There's it's like in India. Yeah, yeah, I've
seen all of them.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It does change though.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
For me it's all guitar solos during the day and
then at night it's all UFO videos.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Do I feel like I'm like.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
You're missing out?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, a little, fem Like my Instagram changes something.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, I would just I'm just guessing.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Out of the four of us in here, rich and
Kyle are probably the least on their Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, maybe right than the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I feel like I'm on it a lot, though you are,
because I feel like, pull.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Up your screen time now, let's see it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, but I be like Kyle, like I don't. I
try not to be honest, That's what I mean. And
you're also parenting young kids, so I can't see you
just stopping down on the couch going to.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Pay attention to stuff, whereas I have nothing going on,
so I just I just look at it all the time, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Richard says you average about an hour and twenty two
minutes on Instagram daily.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah. I feel like that's a lot. Okay, Let's see
where do you find that?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
See all apps and website activities underneath the daily average,
like right here.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
He says he doesn't feel like Kyle or I post
a lot. I feel like we both post a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay. What's west Rich's Instagram.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Rich's averaging hour and twenty two minutes on Instagram daily.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I averaged four hours and fifty two minutes. Okay, So
I think there's a little bit. I wonder you food.
You've seen them all, So I think that's good for
you and your family that you think you spend a
lot of time on there, but you don't. Whereas for me, No,
I'm I'm neglecting everyone. Tiffany, thank you so much for listening.
You have a wonderful day.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Ya, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I feel there. How are you? I'm good?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Thanks for checking in. I'm here, Like my headphones are
like scratchy. What do you mean? Oh, just sounds staticky.
Maybe it's just me. No, everybody's you have a sinus infection.
I think that's yeah, something going on. I'm good. A
vitamin drip today, so that's good. Why don't you get
some real drugs?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Our phone numbers eight seven, seven, nine three seven one
four seven, Lots of texts. Men messages here, lots of
text messages.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
A three two number? John you Rich? I heard Peyton
lost her Grandma's ring.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Glad you found it, but at this rate, I'm not
confident she can handle an engagement ring based on a
history of losing rings.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, that's true. It is true.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
And actually, when I came home from the Wicked play,
I told my boyfriend that I had lost the ring
but found it, and he was like, I don't know
if I can give you an engagement ring, but you
know how your phone's always listening. I got an advertisement
on TikTok for like these fake replacement engagement rings that
you wear out in public. See you don't lose your ring?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I was like, they will do literally exact replicas of
your rings and people where I'm traveling and stuff I would.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Do now because I probably would lose it, But if
it was like an engagement ring, I think I would
guard it with my life, considering how much I want that.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
We need a contestant. We're going to play games.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
We'll call us at eight seven seven, nine, three, seven
one oh four seven call us right now to play.
I think we're going to play Pop ten hosted by
Colin Flood, which is really fun game. So calls to
be a contestant. And while we're searching for a contestant.
Let's hear about the morbid things that go on to
Kyle's house.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
It is kind of morbid, actually, so.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I've told you guys before.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Like my husband, he's like his hobby is he's a
pilot on the side, right, he does like voiceover, so
he's the guy on the news. It says at ten
o'clock here cheese is killing you.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
But he also flies small Planet says, like a hobby.
And there is one plane in particular that he flies
with his dad. Okay, so that's important to the story
because that particular plane that he flies the most often
just went under its yearly tune up. I don't necessarily
know what goes into a yearly tune up, but here's
what my husband tells me. They literally take the entire

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plane apart, they make sure it's working good, and they
put it back together, and then you fly it away.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Do you know nothing was wrong with it? Yeah, it's
like a yearly cheese.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
So I say, well, do they take it on a
test flight to make sure when they put it back
together it actually is fixed all the way? He goes, No,
I think when I pick it up, I'm the test flight. Wow,
he said, Okay, I'm gonna act not nervous about that
at all, and so I kind of start joking around

(06:15):
with him about it, like, all right, so this particular
plane apparently has a parachute, so I said, just be
sure you know where to pull the parachute, just in case.
So his dad came over at our house to pick
him up so that they could drive out to the airport.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And pick this plane up.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Right, and I'm saying goodbye to him, and he goes
last kiss and then kisses me goodbye, and I was like,
don't say that. That scares the crap out of it.
So he kind of laugh and like he leaves and
I watch him drive away, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Like, what if that was the last it could be?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Right? So ever since then, that was last week. Ever
since then, every time we kiss each other we say
last kiss because you never know when the last one
is right, and so it is kind of morbid, but secretly,
I feel like it's actually made our kisses more meaningful, Like,
you know, like we've been married ten years and it's

(07:15):
it's become like, well almost ten years, and it's it's
been like a you know, you take the kisses for granted,
because they're there. They're there all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Last kiss.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, it's not like they're more passionate, but it's like
it makes you think again, like, oh my gosh, what
if this would be the last kiss? Like you don't
just want it to be like okay, you know whatever.
You don't want to like have it be mindless. So
I recommend taking on our new habit of every time
you kiss your significant other, just go ahead and say

(07:45):
it last kiss, and you'll see they become more meaningful
and they become like you just appreciate them a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
What about if he wants to get frisky or something,
you can be like whoa, whoa?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yesterday was last kiss? Remember whoa?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
I thought the world was going to end.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I want to cover that up. I do that a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
When I get on a flight and I go somewhere,
I text my family, my wife and kids if they're
not with me, and I let them know how much
I love them, just in case my plane goes down.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Good stuff, But like you have to.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Think, what if it's like just in case you get
in a car accident on your way to work, just
in case you don't wake up after that.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
But I try not to live my life like that,
but I do it on long distance flights like that.
Or if I know a friend of mine is going
into surgery and something can happen, he could die hard surgery,
I'll text him, hey, uh in just in case you die.
Is it cool if you don't text anybody, So this
is the last exchange that you have with anybody, And
then this this text exchange will be screenshotted and people go,
that's the last text.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Calls on, the last text before surgery, last, the.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Last text like with Kobe, like that's gone viral times
on that. Man, if I have a friend like that,
I want my text to be last. So if anyone's
going in surgery, let me know.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's a competition.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
They'll let you know just in case, because if you
don't know them, I'll be more

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Than happy to be your last text.