April 27, 2025 • 42 mins
This episode of Couples Therapy with Grant & Cait covers: Intimacy, horny honey, Married Life, Cait's new glasses, throwing up, CATS, Jack in the Box, Sleeping Together, weird fetishes, pet peeves, conspiracy theories, TWILIGHT, Harry Potter, speeding tickets, laundry, toe nail clippings, dinner delusions, EMS simulation day at a community college, world history, young adult books, short fuses, dumb people, arguments, breathing too loud, mushrooms AND MUCH MORE!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone, Hi, welcome to the John Jaye Rich on
demand Couple's Therapy podcast Sunday. My name is Grant, and
this week I will be joined by my beautiful wife, Kate,
and I just wanted to tell you before we start
the episode that Kate and I do a podcast together
called Terrible Person. So if you like this couple's therapy episode,
(00:20):
maybe go and find Terrible Person wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, Hi,
welcome to the John chain Rich on demand couple's Therapy podcast.
So for those of you who don't know, my name
is Grant, and I'm no one that there's a reason
why I'm pretty gassed up. Kate's going out of town. Yeah,
(00:43):
and Grant's lake so excited. No, No, I'm so excited
because I was going through the closet today. Yeah, and
I found the leftover packet of the Horny Honey and
I slurped it down in case you and I wanted
to get intimate later.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The rest of the packets.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I told you. I told you I sampled it,
So that's why you were so excited. I was. No.
I mean, like right now, I just feel hot and
I'm kind of dizzy. It's a lot. There's a lot
going on in case you want to get intimately whoa
Caitlin's blushing? I am dang man?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Am I really?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, you're not. I am. I'm like fully blood beat red.
I feel like it's the honey. Shit's wild. It's crazy,
really getting my blood flowing. Yeah, I'm gassed up right now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So it doesn't just make you horny.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It also I don't know, feel me. It feel like,
seriously touch me. Do you feel my core body temperatures
one hundred and forty degrees right now? You feel like
my organs are boiling inside my body? Yeah, I'm wet.
I took a shower too, in case we wanted to
get intimate later.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
By the way, I can't really see.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I went to the eye doctor today.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
My eyes are since it is she I got a
lot of eyes flashed him and some air puffed on.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Kate's got the big heat for the podcast. Tell him
what you told me in the bedroom. I got a
free pair of glasses shy and Kate then filled me
in with the crazy details of the story and said,
if I buy one hundred pairs of contacts, know if.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I bought a year's supply of contacts, which I usually
always do. Then I would I was eligible for a
free pair of glasses, So I got a free pair
of glasses.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I'm pretty I'm pretty jazzed about it. What's he doing?
He's playing with his pickle. I fed him some mad honey.
Did he get into the honey? Yeah, he got into
the honey?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Told me, where did you throw the packet away? Is
he licking the little.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I ate the pack I slipped it down. I just said,
swallowed it. Yeah, it's so bad. It's coconut flavor, honey. Somehow,
M do it tastes like coconut. No, it tastes like chemicals.
I ingested something bad. It's poison. That's what I think
(03:19):
now about everything, Just like varying degrees of poison good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
When we went to Jack in the Box last week,
and I, I mean, granted, I did have a little
bit of.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Other stuff in my system, but I had na Jack
in the Box. Both did. And then later on that night,
like I woke up in the middle of the night
and I was like, oh, man, like I just don't
feel good. And I remember having like a.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Really bad taste in my mouth. Like I was like, like,
why is my mouth taste so gross. I had to
go and brush my teeth. I was like ugh and
like I still couldn't get the taste out. And then
like twenty seconds after I was done brushing my teeth,
I was like, oh man, I'm gonna throw up, And
then I project I all vomited, like not even like
a quarter of digested food that I had eaten like
(04:05):
six hours prior. I'm like, what the So I think
that Jack in the Box like is doing some weird
out with their food.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Nor whoa, this is a big time podcast. You can't
be thrown out allegations. I think we were on drugs.
This podcast brought to you by Jack at the Box
is Okay, what's your favorite breakfast sandwich at the Jack
in the Box? The breakfast Jack, the breakfast Jack. That's
what I'm gonna give Kate after the podcast. You know
what I'm saying? Can't wait? I can't wait? Am I
(04:36):
also going to project a projection? For sure? Yeah? We
both will on each other. You know that that's probably
some weird kink of some sort. No dude thrown up
on somebody would be Have you ever done it? Thrown
up on somebody? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean obviously, not like purpose.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Like in a sexual I'm just gonna do you like
this about now now? An you think, well, have you
thrown up on somebody? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I've thrown up on somebody's back accidentally. When I was
in high school. I was like really drunk and this
guy came to give me a hug, and then like,
I just threw up down his back.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I ruined the house party one time. I've drank a
bottle of gym and then was outside just who I
got the hose out and started hosing down the yard
and there were just chunks as ship in the grass.
You are throwing up poop from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It'd be rough.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Could you imagine throwing up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
The worst time every.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just the fact that this is people's introduction to us.
We're never gonna listen how to terrible person? Yeah, if
you want more of this juice, head on over to
a terrible person. Wherever you get your podcasts? Could you
imagine for Oh, sorry, guys, I think we gotta we
(06:41):
gotta now we have to appease some of the John
Jay and Rich listeners.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm also sick. Sorry for the call.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's pivot, Kate, what's Grant's most annoying trait the.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Fact that he is never listening to me because all
the time he has his headphones in. Yeah, and I
want to kill him. I he also sleeps with them in,
so if somebody broke into our house, me all the night,
Grant would just be sound asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
While you're hitting the big words on the podcast, you
can't be saying crazy that this is simulcast. And I
sleep and I do sleep in a coffin.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, you put your pillow on top of me and
it makes me hot.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Grant tries to stuffocate me with his pillow.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Every every night. Guys, I just I just try and
condition you to get a little bit closer every night
until the night I finally decide this is it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But it's true though he does.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No. Can I say something that's out of character for
the podcast? Okay, but I love you, You're my best friend.
I like talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well that's good since we're married.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, snots over there, I need tissues. Apparently you think
I'm a doctor. What because you hit me with my
throat sore and I said, we'll take the medicine. Take
the medicine. We have for sore throats and those sort
of things.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Telling me that my sore throat is due to allergies,
which I think, I think I agree with that, And
then you try to tell me to take flu medicine.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You have allergies, you have the No, your throat is inflamed,
it's sore, it's swollen, your nasal passages, basically, all that
is just tile and all just extra strength.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but I always thought that you take medicine not
to treat the symptoms, but like to treat the issue.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
At hand. He just said the same thing. No, I
didn't treat the symptoms of the symptoms.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I have allergies, but my symptoms are like coughing a lot, scratchy,
sore throat. That's also the same symptoms that somebody has
when they have a cold or the flu. And so
you telling me that I have allergies, but telling me
to take flu medicine, it just didn't make any sense
(09:09):
to me. Yeah, it's because you're supposed to be treating
the root cause, not the symptoms, right, Okay, Yes, well
that's why I was confused, because I don't have the flu.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, then don't ask me what you should do. Then
and I'll be like, Kate, do you want me to
go get your medicine? And you say now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Because I don't know what medicine I need. I don't
know what I'm sick with.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Swish excuse me? Nice?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Can you cut that out, babe?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Cut that out.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't want people to think I'm gross.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Shit, don't worry about it, babe. I really need a tissue.
Get a tissue. Time out. I'm back. Kate's back. She
made it. I brought an extra tissue. Okay. People want
to know where we met. We met at work. Yes,
when we first met, you were blonde. I was blonde.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, and I think that's probably why Grant was attracted
to me.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, I said, I gotta go my unnatural blonde hair.
See this hussy with dyed hair at work? No, babe,
it looked great. It did you look great?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
But anyways, Yeah, so we met at work. We just
like kind of were acquaintances.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, I'd hit her with a what's up? And we
talked occasionally. Yeah, we didn't really hit it all, but like,
I think we were both dating other people. Yeah, I
know I was. I don't know about Grant. I think
he was.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, we'll just say that he was to make him
feel good. Yeah, he totally had another girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh yeah, she was in Canada. You guys don't know
if you guys haven't met her. She goes to a
different school.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And then I ended up moving away, and then I
came back to Arizona, came back working at the same place.
And then I would say, within like a month or
two of that happening is when Grant and I went
on our first day.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, what did I? I hate you. I was just like, hey,
would you like to go see a movie? Yeah? Hey,
would you like to face to go see a movie
with me? And she was like would you say sure? No,
I don't even remember. I was like, yeah, yeah, I'd
be down. And then we went go see once was
it Once upon a Time in Hollywood? Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that was a good time. I remember I could
hear you breathe at some parts.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, why didn't you mention that under pet Peeves? Yeah?
And you listed one thing you said, headphones? What else?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, because I can't list because then people are going
to get the impression that I don't love you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, drop some heat. I know you love me. I'm
a flawed I'm a flawed man. But I'm your flawed man, right,
bab Touch my Touch my hand, wet as mouth, hold
my hand. Tell me what you don't like about me?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Wet ass mouth, wet ass mouth, grant ass?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What else? Just alivea glands of a rottweiler over active,
So I always make him wipe his or he kisses
me slavers with. I can't help it, babe, when you're around,
my lips are just wet. What else? Jesus, I'm sorry,
Get yourself together.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The fact that he left a toenail on the floor
this morning for me to clean up before I left,
And it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wasn't just one singular toenail.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It was one toenail and then the smaller toenails. I'm like,
how the there are two toenails in my living room?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The cats? Did you cut your toenails in the lips?
I did not? Where'd you cut your tone? I cut
my toenails in the back room, and I thought I
got all where on the carpet one of the little yea,
I must have gotten lost.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You're not allowed to cut your toenails on the carpet anymore.
You need to cut your nails, okay, somewhere where you
can see the shred.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm a creative that doesn't give you the right to
just leave your toenails all over. I don't. I don't.
Obviously I tried to pick them all up.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do you think I'm just like, well, you missed twenty percent.
Twenty percent of that's just the ones that I saw.
I'm sure there's probably at least another one or two
running around somewhere.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm leaving clues around the apartment by means of toenail
Da Vinci Code style. What else? Kate breathe breathing wet
ass mouth. Yeah, he breathes way too mouth sometimes. What else?
He doesn't know how to chew with his mouth? Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Come on, No, I literally had to remind you yesterday
to chew with your mouth closed.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And as Kayler, I look over it like full out
like no, No, Kate's hit me with during dinner. You
know you need to really start cheting with your mouth closed.
That's Kate. No, I eat like a lady. What else?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What else?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
That you seem to love to not do laundry any
other time of the week except for when I need to.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No, Kate, Yes, we're on opposite laundry.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
About and I'm like, Grant, can you please do your
laundry like when I'm at work or something.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I do my laundry while you're at work, and then I.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Get home from work and guess what I know doing laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, wash both tied up.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, this is crazy because you come home and I
make sure that if anything, there's closing the dryer finishing,
because I think Kate might want to throw some stuff.
I think you know it's cycle. It's like a cyclical thing.
You don't need both at the same time. It's not
like you're gonna use the dryer before where you use
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the washer, Kate.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
So next, No, you do use both at the same
time because you'll have stuff in the dryer and when
you're when you're also washing stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right, But that's not I'm not trying to impede what
you're doing doing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What are your pet peeves about me?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Nothing? I would okay, I would never enlist your pet
my pet peeves publicly of you, because I have none.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I was gonna say, because they're that bad.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, babe, I don't have anything. You just you have
a tendency to maybe fly off the handle.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Occasionally, Grant thinks I'm a bitch.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's why I think I was thinking. I spent some
time thinking about it today, and I think that's why
we work so well.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We're very different, right, like in terms of our personalities energies.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, Yes, Kate is angry. I'm not angry. Have fierce warns.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, I'm not angry.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I just I'm know that I have a very short
views and I have very little patience, and I think
that a lot of people are stupid and I just
don't have the time or the patients fair you.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know what, I've gotten a lot more patient since
we've been together. I feel like I do like I
I think we both have. Yeah, I think you've made
me more patient because I know that you're gonna fly
off the handle, and if I give it some time
instead of react immediately, you're probably gonna cool down and
you're gonna be like Grant, I'm sorry, sorry snap at you.
(16:35):
I'm sorry I yelled at you and said I didn't
want any pizza when you went and got pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I've never done that yet. I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
No. Yeah, because I wanted to go to Reagano's that's different.
And then I wanted to do something else and instead
of Caitlyn, Caitlyn snapped snap with full clip. Sometimes sometimes
our our energies can be explosive.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, you just.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wanted to be a bitch that day. Yeah, I didn't
want to really go to a reganos. And then we
went to reganos the next week.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, you could have just said he didn't want to
go to a reganos.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I did while we were fighting. No, you didn't. You
were like, oh, you stuff that I needed do, blah
blah blah. Well if you don't want.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
To go to a reganos and just say I don't
want to go to a reganized.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well I also had stuff I wanted to do, and
that's when Kate decided to storm out of the apartment. Well,
then that brings me to my next pet peeve. Yeah,
my next pet.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Peeve is when Grant pretends like I impede him from
doing anything or that he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Or needs to do, like talking.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Like Kate getting his other podcast done. He always blames
me for that.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, I don't, Okay, I do not always blame you.
I take I have personal accountability for my failures. We
need to shift the energy. Oh, this is from snooping
Sally on Reddit snoopying Sally. I don't want to be snoopy,
are you? Okay? Kate just nodded all over hisself. Okay,
(18:16):
that my throat though, Do you need me to call
nine one one? That wasn't from my no lex luger
over there likes lugi over there. Yeah, I've been dealing
with all day long. It finally came out. I was
telling Caitlin that in high school one time, because she's
had something in the back of her throat, and I
mentioned that. When I was in high school, must have
(18:37):
been junior year, I had a cheeseburger at lunch and
I sneezed while I was eating the cheeseburger and some
of it went up into my nasal cavity, and I
could feel it all day, just sitting there in the
back of my like the top back of my throat.
And then finally, in religion class ninth period, it just
(18:58):
let loose and just lid down my throat and I
got to have and it tasted just like the cheesebread, disgusting.
It was second lunch. It felt so good, though, I'm
sure in class. I was like, oh, like audibly, yeah,
because it felt on, because I felt that you could
feel it start to slide and then it fully just
let go. It was beautiful. So from Snooping Snooping, Sally Snoopy,
(19:25):
Snoopy would love to hear details about the in law's
reactions to some of the personal things you've shared on
the radio Slash podcast. Well, I can say I don't
think anyone listens. I mean I think at first people listened. Yeah,
in family, because we've been doing this for what what
(19:46):
do we figure out the other day? Five years something
like that, And we've been doing premium episodes which are great,
like those are the ones where we get pretty wild,
and I know all the family pretty much all the
family and friends have canceled their subscriptions at this point.
I think, so that's funny. I need to go and check.
I'm going to do an audit family audit.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, we should, I think.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I think I have to double check how many of
them are actually still paying attention.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I think maybe my dad listens occasionally, check Sam, but
and then he hears it's his butthole talk, and then
he's like, oh god, all right, we got it. Uh yeah,
so I haven't. I don't think I've said anything that's
been crazy out of line on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We said a lot of weird stuff on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well yeah, but did anyone in your family get offended?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
No, but I think we've said like sexual stuff before.
My parents have been like they've made a comment before
about They're like, that's weird and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Listening to that. Yeah, well it's natural. They can't shame us,
I know, but I'm just saying they're just like I
don't need to hear that. Our love is beautiful. Does
Kate just entertain your conspiracy theories or does she actually
deep dive? It's a good question. My whole life, I
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never thought sspiracy theories were real.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And not saying that conspiracy man, I'm just saying around
that time, I was trying to skirt around it, but
you force, you forced.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
My long story short is, yes, Kate is on on
board completely.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'm not on board completely with all of them, Katie,
some of them I think are whack.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
But okay, which which conspiracies that like a lot of
the like Reptilian, the Saturn moon Wade drags. Yeah, like
we're underwater. We're in a dumb dude, We're that dumb?
What about the Great Ice Wall? Dumb?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
No, come on, Kate, No, like there are certain things
or like, oh, the universe isn't real.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Okay, there's a lot of them. Yeah, okay, but then
there are some of them that I'm like, Okay, maybe.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I think I've given up all my mind and I
will still stand by the fact that I don't think
it's conspiracy and Grant thinks the complete opposite. So we're
definitely different on that, but just agree to disagree on
that one.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
There's a nine hundred page book over there on the
bookshelf that you've read three pages six years. Yeah, so
you so, Kate? Has you have no room to stand? Kate,
we're looking every week when we record the podcast, we're
looking at a bookshelf, and the bookshelf is mostly Caitlin's books,
(22:22):
which is fair because she's the reader.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I mean, I haven't read in a while. I think
it's because Grant like makes me not want to read,
and then I.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Feel stupid, makes me stupid? Yeah reads, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's really fun. It's just like I go through what.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Are you a nerd? I marry a nerd.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You did.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I used to read all the time when we first
started dating. I think that books are really cool.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I just.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I think books.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Now it's hard to find like a book where you're
just like, Okay, this is cool because everything is just
trying so hard to be something right and you're just
like okay.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
So you're talking like I'm talking about anything in every
single sort of genre. So, Kate, let's not do a
premium episode this week. Let's just extend this out and
let's you and I let's write a young adult book.
I don't want to. Why not? Well, then let's not
do ya. Let's get out of the genre. What are
(23:26):
we doing. We're building a franchise.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
We're doing a non fiction non fiction historical nonfiction.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, that sucks, that's limits of Okay, what time period?
Ancient China? I know nothing about ancient China.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, it wasn't like a Tila the Hunt from there
or something.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. Sure, So it was like somebody who was like
really like mean Ganghis Khan. Yes, okay, him.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
That's who I meant. Yeah, I was close.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I don't even remember Antila the Hun. It's a random
ass pul So Attila the Hun. He's standing at the
edge of the Great Wall, contemplating his next move in life,
whether he will soar to the sky or whether he
(24:25):
will fall. Okay, and then Justin Baldoni walks in in
a hot swoll.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Is it like man bun being like toxic Massuy?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes? And guess what, Kate, that's gang is caln historical
nonfiction and it's a meet cute. Did they even exist
at the same time? Why did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I literally don't know where I pulled that from. All right,
so scratch that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Do you want me to look him up?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh? Babe? I want to What would you so if
you were going to write a series a book? Okay,
you can do anything, Kate, Okay, what would your series be?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
It would be about a girl, okay, originally from Phoenix,
originally from US, moves to Washington.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh, okay, and then it starts going to a school
and everybody's sparkly.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
There's some weird, mysterious family.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
There's a lot pale folks that live up on a
hill in a beautiful home. They're all gorgeous. They're all
gorgeous and sparkling tens. Yeah, they like to play baseball
and understorm. So the only reason they they play baseball
they they have to play during thunderstorm.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Because they're so loud when they hit the ball that sucks.
At the bat, it like cracks it so loud it
sounds like a boom of thunder.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But what are they worried about?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
They're worried that people are going to find them out
if they're not doing it during a thunderstorm, because they're like,
we're the thunder on this bright sunny day with no
clause in the sky.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Who's mad about? I'm just telling you how the book goes.
There's just like some old town the Collins are doing
science up there.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well also great and you have to I don't think
it's for the people. I think it's more so the Werewolds.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh so the were wolves don't. Baseball is something they'd
love to do so much that they have to come up.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They get they look at they look at the farmer's
almonash for the upcoming year. Guys, they storm flot out
the days that it says that it's got a thunderstorm
on their calendar so they can be ready to go.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That sucks. That sucks. They can play an all day tournament.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, man, get the most out of that thunderstorm.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I want to rewatch those. I haven't we watch those,
and I completely just they went literally as soon as
I finished them gone. I couldn't tell you, but I
enjoyed them. I enjoyed them.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
So also, I think that we need to finish Harry
Potter because we never finished.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh, we never finished Harry Potter. I don't even know.
The last thing I remember is he's.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Like kind of hot now and what else? I think
the last one we watched was when Cedric died.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who's Cedric? Spoiler alert, it's Robert Pattinson Edward. Oh, he
dies in the quidditche is that what it's called? No?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
He dies in the tri Wizard Cup very end, it's
very sad scene. I hated that part.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Does he drown? No, Voldemort killed him? Weird? Yeah, I don't.
I black that out the movie.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
When they were all underwater for the underwater challenge, he
like lost his little thing, his ability to like breathe
underwater or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, So seriously, though, let's you. You're writing a book,
we're writing a book together, and you just pitched me Twilight.
Did you like it good, and we could I think
we could do something with that. What else? You're the
idea machine. There's a boy. Okay, he's an orphan. I
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love it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Picture this year is thirty fifty. Picture this the United States.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
There are no longer fifty states. It's now twelve districts.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh, then what happens?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Each district has one thing that they specialize in.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And some of these folks is mad hungry.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Most of these folks are mad. Yeah, except for the
people that live in the capitol.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, gluttonous. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I can't think of a book. I'm not a writer.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Do you think that if I was a writer and
had million dollar ideas that we'd be sitting here on
this sofa doing this podcast?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Kate, I am a writer, and I have a million
dollar ideas well, generate one. I know, I gotta get
made that money you gotta get yeah, Kate and I.
The universe is about the paper though, I could feel it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
With a speeding ticket, k Yeah, Kate was fired up
because she got caught speeding and I said, Kate, you're
breaking the law there, and I was like, I like
to how fast were you going?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I how fast were you going? On the ticket? Supposedly
eighty six? Okay, and he said he marked you down.
He lowered it so you wouldn't get a criminal speeding
ticket so you didn't have to haul your ass to
jail whatever. So how fast were you going? I don't know,
maybe like eighty nine. It's not bad. I literally do that.
(30:07):
You were doing ninety three? Yeah, for sure if you're
claiming eighty nine. No, I wasn't one five. I wasn't
looking at this phenometer. But when he pulled me over,
he's like, do you know I pulled you over? And
I'm like, no, I don't. Tekia soul was shaken.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I had to pull it over and he's like, you
were speeding and I was like, I thought I was
going with the flow of traffic.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But okay, yeah, and it's a pace ticket. Yeah, it's
not like you got radar. You can go fight that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think I'm like debating on whether or not I
should What sounds good for dinner tonight? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's a really good question. Does anything sound good to you?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Since I feel like I always choose and ooh ooh.
On top of that, I have been choosing because because
I have been picking out Pinterest recipes like the week
on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Spin it out. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I pick out picture's recipes on the weekends so we
can eat them during the week. So we've kind of
been not like meal prepping, but we've been planning out
our meals in advance and getting.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
The groceries ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And it's actually working out quite nicely, I think because
because now I don't have to wait until eight pm
to eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Relax, So it's something wonderful.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Nor grant, it was getting a little ridiculous there for
a while.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was getting out of hand or around.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I was like, I need to reeal this in.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
She's not kidd guys. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Tired of waiting or or The best is like getting
home from like a really exhausting work day, and then
the first question I'm asked.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is what sounds good for dinner? No? And I'm like,
are you kidding? No. Usually, if I haven't talked to you,
I learned a lesson. If I haven't talked to you
about dinner, at a certain point, I just call an
audible and I just make something I just whip something up,
whip up one of my specialties. Why because that one
time I freaked out on you. That one time, one
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time that I remember when was.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
This, I don't know, I got mad at you. We
were on the phone and I started yelling at you.
I just remember that because I was mad that I
had to think about what I needed to, like, what
we wanted for dinner. I was like, if you wanted
to think about this and tell me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Before, well, you're also you're the picky one.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
But I also don't like to be put on the spot,
you know, because you know that I don't like that
at all. So I feel like when I'm being asked
last minute, at like six pm, what sounds good for dinner,
that's very much being put on the shoe.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
If you listen to Terrible Person podcast, you already know this.
But if you're listening on the John Jay and Ridge
on demand podcast, the biggest fights in the history of
Grant and Kate have been from recording our podcast together
and me just going, well, Kate, what do you want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
That?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Because there are times, guys.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
You're the time that I got mad at you because.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The ribs, Yes, you got so mad I told. I
was like, I'm never eating a rib ever again.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You ruined them forever.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, I bought the wrong ribs. The ribs are great,
and I'm good at I'm good at making ribs. I
just that one time I messed it up. But no,
the biggest fights we've ever really have ever had have
been recording a podcast and me putting Kiln on the
spot and then she accuses me of trying sabotaging or something. Yeah,
(33:54):
I do like saboteurs. I was like, you trying to
make me look trying to make me look stupid. I'm like, Kate,
nobody thinks you're stupid that listens to our podcast. I
think I'm stupid.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
No, but I remember the time that we got into
a huge fight. We were like talking about something, kind
of getting getting into a little bit of an argument,
like a tiff on the podcast, and I remember I
said something to like get under your skin, and then
your immediate reaction was like, all right, Kate, well what
you had today that you want to talk about? And
(34:28):
that just set me off because I knew you were
doing it in that moment to be spiteful, and I was.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Like, oh my god, I'm gonna killing yeah. The other
the other what was it when I would just we
I'd set up all the podcast equipment and then you
you would come home from work and I'd be like,
you know what, we don't need to do a podcast,
just put everything away. Then we just don't have a
podcast that week because we're too stubborn. No, but Buddy,
(34:58):
on the thing where no one thinks you're the dumb one,
I'm clearly the dumb one. On Friday, Good Friday, I
went for a walk by the community college. Yeah, and
I I may have been had a had a little
little taste of the mushrooms, just a taste, so that
(35:18):
means he did, guys, And for sure, for sure did.
It was definitely high, was definitely high, And I kept
thinking the whole time. I was like, I'm not high
at all. I don't feel anything. I just feel alert
and activated, much like the honey. Yeah. So I'm walking
up to Mesa Community College. Shout out to Mesa, Red
(35:41):
Mountain Campus, Red Mountain Campus. What's up, guys. I walk
around the corner and there's just a guy laying there
and there's four paramedics working on him, and then there's
another person standing over top watching and he's like freaking out,
like save my friend, you gotta save my friend. And
I'm just thinking, obviously, maybe I maybe I'm too high
(36:02):
for I don't feel high, but maybe I'm too high
for this. And so I turn and walk around the
corner and there's another guy laying on the ground and
four more paramedics working on him feverishly, and then another fella,
my friend, my friend's dying. And then I look over
and I see a sign that says ems simulation day.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That would have been trippy though, to just like come
up on that and you're just like, what the fuck
is happening me?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Did I cause this? I thought it was like, am
I having like severe de javou? Yeah? I saw this
literally half a second ago. Yeah, it was the strangest thing.
Is this the matrix? Did I just come from this way? No? No,
because it is a little roundabout area. But Kate, when
I saw two sets of paramedics on a school campus
(36:53):
and I was walking high on mushroom.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You're like, is this a school shooting?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I literally the first thought was did I just am
I going to be on the news later looking for this?
You just gassed out of my mind. It's me dancing
through security camera footage. You're literally in every single photo.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's like the number one.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
We shouldn't talk about this. Sorry, that's right, guys. We
should just end the podcast now. Scary everyone, Thank you
for listening to this episode of John Jay Ridge Couple's
Therapy and simulcast terrible person like it? Or wait, what
are we telling.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
People to do?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Just listen, find our podcast podcast if you like this,
and yeah, tell people that you like this podcast so
they'll ask us to do it again.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, they don't cut us out of the rotation rotation.
Can't let it happen again. We will stand up and
fight with no one. No one said we couldn't do it.
We were always on the schedule to be the fifth League.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Really were we?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah? No, we weren't always no, and we just put
it in our heads.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
We were like no, because they've recycled through them more
than no, they haven't.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
This is the fifth week, Oh saving the that's for last.
That's Caitlin and Nick next week. Oh really yeah, so
shot out it's gonna be what it will be a
great episode. It will be a great episode. One. Nobody's
holding the candle to this episode. You got I the
people in the first ten minutes, you literally hit people
(38:33):
with could you imagine throwing up question one ten minutes
into the sucker? So yeah, if you like that kind
of content, Yeah, find our podcast Terrible Person, please and
everyone have a safe and wonderful Sunday. If you're listening
to us on Monday, hopefully you were entertained.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
And if you find any white hairs on your head,
pull them out. Like I found a full, like a
full twelve inch long white hair. It was sticking out
of my bun and I saw like the end of it,
and I was like, is that the end, like because
usually it starts from the root, And I'm like, oh
my god, how long has that been growing? I pulled
(39:12):
it out and it was the longest white hair I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It was so sad. It was really sad.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Welcome to the club, Welcome to the It.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Was like a different texture.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I'm like, no, yeah, they're thicks. Those are thick boys.
I don't want pewbe peirs for my head. Oh, Kate,
here here's a question. I thought of this question today
and this is a perfect place to end the episode.
Perfect way to end the episode. This is a bit
of a riddle question for you, Kate. I wrote this, Okay,
(39:46):
if you were to come home from work and I
told you I lost my wedding ring inside my body,
where do you think it would have gone?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Well, knowing your aversion to like anything near your butthole,
I'd probably say your mouth incorrect butthole.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Or I guess maybe because I'm so freaked out about
butthole and stuff, it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Would just it would just somehow fine.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
It's like it's Lord of the Rings, though it's Mordor.
This is calling to your botle. Well, I just drop
it in there, watch it slow motion. Whoa No.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
But like one of my biggest not like this has
anything to do with having a ring in your body,
but one of my biggest fears is like dropping it
down the the sink in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, the terrible it would be, but then you have
a little catchery there underneath. It's easy as long as
you don't let the water go crazy you work.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
But that's like that, I guess that's my fear, Like
to drop your rings down the sink like as the
like waters running like full blast and you're just like, no.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
The shower would be the one where you it'd be gone,
Oh yeah, for sure, because they'd either have to tear
up the whole shower to get it out. I don't know, man,
but it would probably.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Would have just gone already straight to the drain, straight
to the drains wherever it goes. I don't know how
plumbing works, guys. I didn't go to school for that.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I didn't go to school for this. All right, Well everybody,
all right, so yeah, all right, what do you want
to talk about this week? Yeah? Can we go next year? No?
I spent I spent all my Coachella money on Horny Honey.
I've invested.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm invested.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't Maybe it's one of those touch activated type situations.
I was kind of hoping it would just be like
rock the whole time.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Just look over.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think all the blood that I think, all the
blood that was supposed to go to my piece actually
ran straight into my.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Head went to your wet ass mouth, wet ass.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mouth slava factory. All right, everybody, thank you for listening.
If the if you're listening to this on Terrible Person,
thank you. And if you're listening to this on the
John Jay and Richfied thank you so much. This will
be our first and last appearance, probably doing Don't chinx
us Okay, bye bye
Hello everyone, Hi, welcome to the John Jaye Rich on
demand Couple's Therapy podcast Sunday. My name is Grant, and
this week I will be joined by my beautiful wife, Kate,
and I just wanted to tell you before we start
the episode that Kate and I do a podcast together
called Terrible Person. So if you like this couple's therapy episode,
(00:20):
maybe go and find Terrible Person wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, Hi,
welcome to the John chain Rich on demand couple's Therapy podcast.
So for those of you who don't know, my name
is Grant, and I'm no one that there's a reason
why I'm pretty gassed up. Kate's going out of town. Yeah,
(00:43):
and Grant's lake so excited. No, No, I'm so excited
because I was going through the closet today. Yeah, and
I found the leftover packet of the Horny Honey and
I slurped it down in case you and I wanted
to get intimate later.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The rest of the packets.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I told you. I told you I sampled it,
So that's why you were so excited. I was. No.
I mean, like right now, I just feel hot and
I'm kind of dizzy. It's a lot. There's a lot
going on in case you want to get intimately whoa
Caitlin's blushing? I am dang man?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Am I really?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, you're not. I am. I'm like fully blood beat red.
I feel like it's the honey. Shit's wild. It's crazy,
really getting my blood flowing. Yeah, I'm gassed up right now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So it doesn't just make you horny.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It also I don't know, feel me. It feel like,
seriously touch me. Do you feel my core body temperatures
one hundred and forty degrees right now? You feel like
my organs are boiling inside my body? Yeah, I'm wet.
I took a shower too, in case we wanted to
get intimate later.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
By the way, I can't really see.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I went to the eye doctor today.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
My eyes are since it is she I got a
lot of eyes flashed him and some air puffed on.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Kate's got the big heat for the podcast. Tell him
what you told me in the bedroom. I got a
free pair of glasses shy and Kate then filled me
in with the crazy details of the story and said,
if I buy one hundred pairs of contacts, know if.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I bought a year's supply of contacts, which I usually
always do. Then I would I was eligible for a
free pair of glasses, So I got a free pair
of glasses.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I'm pretty I'm pretty jazzed about it. What's he doing?
He's playing with his pickle. I fed him some mad honey.
Did he get into the honey? Yeah, he got into
the honey?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Told me, where did you throw the packet away? Is
he licking the little.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I ate the pack I slipped it down. I just said,
swallowed it. Yeah, it's so bad. It's coconut flavor, honey. Somehow,
M do it tastes like coconut. No, it tastes like chemicals.
I ingested something bad. It's poison. That's what I think
(03:19):
now about everything, Just like varying degrees of poison good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
When we went to Jack in the Box last week,
and I, I mean, granted, I did have a little
bit of.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Other stuff in my system, but I had na Jack
in the Box. Both did. And then later on that night,
like I woke up in the middle of the night
and I was like, oh, man, like I just don't
feel good. And I remember having like a.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Really bad taste in my mouth. Like I was like, like,
why is my mouth taste so gross. I had to
go and brush my teeth. I was like ugh and
like I still couldn't get the taste out. And then
like twenty seconds after I was done brushing my teeth,
I was like, oh man, I'm gonna throw up, And
then I project I all vomited, like not even like
a quarter of digested food that I had eaten like
(04:05):
six hours prior. I'm like, what the So I think
that Jack in the Box like is doing some weird
out with their food.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Nor whoa, this is a big time podcast. You can't
be thrown out allegations. I think we were on drugs.
This podcast brought to you by Jack at the Box
is Okay, what's your favorite breakfast sandwich at the Jack
in the Box? The breakfast Jack, the breakfast Jack. That's
what I'm gonna give Kate after the podcast. You know
what I'm saying? Can't wait? I can't wait? Am I
(04:36):
also going to project a projection? For sure? Yeah? We
both will on each other. You know that that's probably
some weird kink of some sort. No dude thrown up
on somebody would be Have you ever done it? Thrown
up on somebody? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean obviously, not like purpose.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Like in a sexual I'm just gonna do you like
this about now now? An you think, well, have you
thrown up on somebody? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I've thrown up on somebody's back accidentally. When I was
in high school. I was like really drunk and this
guy came to give me a hug, and then like,
I just threw up down his back.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I ruined the house party one time. I've drank a
bottle of gym and then was outside just who I
got the hose out and started hosing down the yard
and there were just chunks as ship in the grass.
You are throwing up poop from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It'd be rough.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Could you imagine throwing up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
The worst time every.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just the fact that this is people's introduction to us.
We're never gonna listen how to terrible person? Yeah, if
you want more of this juice, head on over to
a terrible person. Wherever you get your podcasts? Could you
imagine for Oh, sorry, guys, I think we gotta we
(06:41):
gotta now we have to appease some of the John
Jay and Rich listeners.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm also sick. Sorry for the call.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's pivot, Kate, what's Grant's most annoying trait the.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Fact that he is never listening to me because all
the time he has his headphones in. Yeah, and I
want to kill him. I he also sleeps with them in,
so if somebody broke into our house, me all the night,
Grant would just be sound asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
While you're hitting the big words on the podcast, you
can't be saying crazy that this is simulcast. And I
sleep and I do sleep in a coffin.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, you put your pillow on top of me and
it makes me hot.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Grant tries to stuffocate me with his pillow.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Every every night. Guys, I just I just try and
condition you to get a little bit closer every night
until the night I finally decide this is it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But it's true though he does.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No. Can I say something that's out of character for
the podcast? Okay, but I love you, You're my best friend.
I like talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well that's good since we're married.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, snots over there, I need tissues. Apparently you think
I'm a doctor. What because you hit me with my
throat sore and I said, we'll take the medicine. Take
the medicine. We have for sore throats and those sort
of things.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Telling me that my sore throat is due to allergies,
which I think, I think I agree with that, And
then you try to tell me to take flu medicine.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You have allergies, you have the No, your throat is inflamed,
it's sore, it's swollen, your nasal passages, basically, all that
is just tile and all just extra strength.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but I always thought that you take medicine not
to treat the symptoms, but like to treat the issue.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
At hand. He just said the same thing. No, I
didn't treat the symptoms of the symptoms.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I have allergies, but my symptoms are like coughing a lot, scratchy,
sore throat. That's also the same symptoms that somebody has
when they have a cold or the flu. And so
you telling me that I have allergies, but telling me
to take flu medicine, it just didn't make any sense
(09:09):
to me. Yeah, it's because you're supposed to be treating
the root cause, not the symptoms, right, Okay, Yes, well
that's why I was confused, because I don't have the flu.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, then don't ask me what you should do. Then
and I'll be like, Kate, do you want me to
go get your medicine? And you say now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Because I don't know what medicine I need. I don't
know what I'm sick with.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Swish excuse me? Nice?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Can you cut that out, babe?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Cut that out.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't want people to think I'm gross.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Shit, don't worry about it, babe. I really need a tissue.
Get a tissue. Time out. I'm back. Kate's back. She
made it. I brought an extra tissue. Okay. People want
to know where we met. We met at work. Yes,
when we first met, you were blonde. I was blonde.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, and I think that's probably why Grant was attracted
to me.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, I said, I gotta go my unnatural blonde hair.
See this hussy with dyed hair at work? No, babe,
it looked great. It did you look great?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
But anyways, Yeah, so we met at work. We just
like kind of were acquaintances.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, I'd hit her with a what's up? And we
talked occasionally. Yeah, we didn't really hit it all, but like,
I think we were both dating other people. Yeah, I
know I was. I don't know about Grant. I think
he was.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, we'll just say that he was to make him
feel good. Yeah, he totally had another girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh yeah, she was in Canada. You guys don't know
if you guys haven't met her. She goes to a
different school.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And then I ended up moving away, and then I
came back to Arizona, came back working at the same place.
And then I would say, within like a month or
two of that happening is when Grant and I went
on our first day.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, what did I? I hate you. I was just like, hey,
would you like to go see a movie? Yeah? Hey,
would you like to face to go see a movie
with me? And she was like would you say sure? No,
I don't even remember. I was like, yeah, yeah, I'd
be down. And then we went go see once was
it Once upon a Time in Hollywood? Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that was a good time. I remember I could
hear you breathe at some parts.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, why didn't you mention that under pet Peeves? Yeah?
And you listed one thing you said, headphones? What else?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, because I can't list because then people are going
to get the impression that I don't love you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, drop some heat. I know you love me. I'm
a flawed I'm a flawed man. But I'm your flawed man, right,
bab Touch my Touch my hand, wet as mouth, hold
my hand. Tell me what you don't like about me?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Wet ass mouth, wet ass mouth, grant ass?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What else? Just alivea glands of a rottweiler over active,
So I always make him wipe his or he kisses
me slavers with. I can't help it, babe, when you're around,
my lips are just wet. What else? Jesus, I'm sorry,
Get yourself together.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The fact that he left a toenail on the floor
this morning for me to clean up before I left,
And it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wasn't just one singular toenail.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It was one toenail and then the smaller toenails. I'm like,
how the there are two toenails in my living room?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The cats? Did you cut your toenails in the lips?
I did not? Where'd you cut your tone? I cut
my toenails in the back room, and I thought I
got all where on the carpet one of the little yea,
I must have gotten lost.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You're not allowed to cut your toenails on the carpet anymore.
You need to cut your nails, okay, somewhere where you
can see the shred.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm a creative that doesn't give you the right to
just leave your toenails all over. I don't. I don't.
Obviously I tried to pick them all up.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do you think I'm just like, well, you missed twenty percent.
Twenty percent of that's just the ones that I saw.
I'm sure there's probably at least another one or two
running around somewhere.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm leaving clues around the apartment by means of toenail
Da Vinci Code style. What else? Kate breathe breathing wet
ass mouth. Yeah, he breathes way too mouth sometimes. What else?
He doesn't know how to chew with his mouth? Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Come on, No, I literally had to remind you yesterday
to chew with your mouth closed.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And as Kayler, I look over it like full out
like no, No, Kate's hit me with during dinner. You
know you need to really start cheting with your mouth closed.
That's Kate. No, I eat like a lady. What else?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What else?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
That you seem to love to not do laundry any
other time of the week except for when I need to.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No, Kate, Yes, we're on opposite laundry.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
About and I'm like, Grant, can you please do your
laundry like when I'm at work or something.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I do my laundry while you're at work, and then I.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Get home from work and guess what I know doing laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, wash both tied up.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, this is crazy because you come home and I
make sure that if anything, there's closing the dryer finishing,
because I think Kate might want to throw some stuff.
I think you know it's cycle. It's like a cyclical thing.
You don't need both at the same time. It's not
like you're gonna use the dryer before where you use
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the washer, Kate.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
So next, No, you do use both at the same
time because you'll have stuff in the dryer and when
you're when you're also washing stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right, But that's not I'm not trying to impede what
you're doing doing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What are your pet peeves about me?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Nothing? I would okay, I would never enlist your pet
my pet peeves publicly of you, because I have none.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I was gonna say, because they're that bad.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, babe, I don't have anything. You just you have
a tendency to maybe fly off the handle.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Occasionally, Grant thinks I'm a bitch.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's why I think I was thinking. I spent some
time thinking about it today, and I think that's why
we work so well.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We're very different, right, like in terms of our personalities energies.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, Yes, Kate is angry. I'm not angry. Have fierce warns.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, I'm not angry.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I just I'm know that I have a very short
views and I have very little patience, and I think
that a lot of people are stupid and I just
don't have the time or the patients fair you.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know what, I've gotten a lot more patient since
we've been together. I feel like I do like I
I think we both have. Yeah, I think you've made
me more patient because I know that you're gonna fly
off the handle, and if I give it some time
instead of react immediately, you're probably gonna cool down and
you're gonna be like Grant, I'm sorry, sorry snap at you.
(16:35):
I'm sorry I yelled at you and said I didn't
want any pizza when you went and got pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I've never done that yet. I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
No. Yeah, because I wanted to go to Reagano's that's different.
And then I wanted to do something else and instead
of Caitlyn, Caitlyn snapped snap with full clip. Sometimes sometimes
our our energies can be explosive.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, you just.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wanted to be a bitch that day. Yeah, I didn't
want to really go to a reganos. And then we
went to reganos the next week.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, you could have just said he didn't want to
go to a reganos.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I did while we were fighting. No, you didn't. You
were like, oh, you stuff that I needed do, blah
blah blah. Well if you don't want.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
To go to a reganos and just say I don't
want to go to a reganized.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well I also had stuff I wanted to do, and
that's when Kate decided to storm out of the apartment. Well,
then that brings me to my next pet peeve. Yeah,
my next pet.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Peeve is when Grant pretends like I impede him from
doing anything or that he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Or needs to do, like talking.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Like Kate getting his other podcast done. He always blames
me for that.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, I don't, Okay, I do not always blame you.
I take I have personal accountability for my failures. We
need to shift the energy. Oh, this is from snooping
Sally on Reddit snoopying Sally. I don't want to be snoopy,
are you? Okay? Kate just nodded all over hisself. Okay,
(18:16):
that my throat though, Do you need me to call
nine one one? That wasn't from my no lex luger
over there likes lugi over there. Yeah, I've been dealing
with all day long. It finally came out. I was
telling Caitlin that in high school one time, because she's
had something in the back of her throat, and I
mentioned that. When I was in high school, must have
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been junior year, I had a cheeseburger at lunch and
I sneezed while I was eating the cheeseburger and some
of it went up into my nasal cavity, and I
could feel it all day, just sitting there in the
back of my like the top back of my throat.
And then finally, in religion class ninth period, it just
(18:58):
let loose and just lid down my throat and I
got to have and it tasted just like the cheesebread, disgusting.
It was second lunch. It felt so good, though, I'm
sure in class. I was like, oh, like audibly, yeah,
because it felt on, because I felt that you could
feel it start to slide and then it fully just
let go. It was beautiful. So from Snooping Snooping, Sally Snoopy,
(19:25):
Snoopy would love to hear details about the in law's
reactions to some of the personal things you've shared on
the radio Slash podcast. Well, I can say I don't
think anyone listens. I mean I think at first people listened. Yeah,
in family, because we've been doing this for what what
(19:46):
do we figure out the other day? Five years something
like that, And we've been doing premium episodes which are great,
like those are the ones where we get pretty wild,
and I know all the family pretty much all the
family and friends have canceled their subscriptions at this point.
I think, so that's funny. I need to go and check.
I'm going to do an audit family audit.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, we should, I think.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I think I have to double check how many of
them are actually still paying attention.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I think maybe my dad listens occasionally, check Sam, but
and then he hears it's his butthole talk, and then
he's like, oh god, all right, we got it. Uh yeah,
so I haven't. I don't think I've said anything that's
been crazy out of line on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We said a lot of weird stuff on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well yeah, but did anyone in your family get offended?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
No, but I think we've said like sexual stuff before.
My parents have been like they've made a comment before
about They're like, that's weird and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Listening to that. Yeah, well it's natural. They can't shame us,
I know, but I'm just saying they're just like I
don't need to hear that. Our love is beautiful. Does
Kate just entertain your conspiracy theories or does she actually
deep dive? It's a good question. My whole life, I
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never thought sspiracy theories were real.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And not saying that conspiracy man, I'm just saying around
that time, I was trying to skirt around it, but
you force, you forced.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
My long story short is, yes, Kate is on on
board completely.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'm not on board completely with all of them, Katie,
some of them I think are whack.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
But okay, which which conspiracies that like a lot of
the like Reptilian, the Saturn moon Wade drags. Yeah, like
we're underwater. We're in a dumb dude, We're that dumb?
What about the Great Ice Wall? Dumb?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
No, come on, Kate, No, like there are certain things
or like, oh, the universe isn't real.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Okay, there's a lot of them. Yeah, okay, but then
there are some of them that I'm like, Okay, maybe.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I think I've given up all my mind and I
will still stand by the fact that I don't think
it's conspiracy and Grant thinks the complete opposite. So we're
definitely different on that, but just agree to disagree on
that one.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
There's a nine hundred page book over there on the
bookshelf that you've read three pages six years. Yeah, so
you so, Kate? Has you have no room to stand? Kate,
we're looking every week when we record the podcast, we're
looking at a bookshelf, and the bookshelf is mostly Caitlin's books,
(22:22):
which is fair because she's the reader.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I mean, I haven't read in a while. I think
it's because Grant like makes me not want to read,
and then I.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Feel stupid, makes me stupid? Yeah reads, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's really fun. It's just like I go through what.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Are you a nerd? I marry a nerd.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You did.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I used to read all the time when we first
started dating. I think that books are really cool.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I just.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I think books.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Now it's hard to find like a book where you're
just like, Okay, this is cool because everything is just
trying so hard to be something right and you're just
like okay.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
So you're talking like I'm talking about anything in every
single sort of genre. So, Kate, let's not do a
premium episode this week. Let's just extend this out and
let's you and I let's write a young adult book.
I don't want to. Why not? Well, then let's not
do ya. Let's get out of the genre. What are
(23:26):
we doing. We're building a franchise.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
We're doing a non fiction non fiction historical nonfiction.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, that sucks, that's limits of Okay, what time period?
Ancient China? I know nothing about ancient China.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, it wasn't like a Tila the Hunt from there
or something.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. Sure, So it was like somebody who was like
really like mean Ganghis Khan. Yes, okay, him.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
That's who I meant. Yeah, I was close.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I don't even remember Antila the Hun. It's a random
ass pul So Attila the Hun. He's standing at the
edge of the Great Wall, contemplating his next move in life,
whether he will soar to the sky or whether he
(24:25):
will fall. Okay, and then Justin Baldoni walks in in
a hot swoll.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Is it like man bun being like toxic Massuy?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes? And guess what, Kate, that's gang is caln historical
nonfiction and it's a meet cute. Did they even exist
at the same time? Why did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I literally don't know where I pulled that from. All right,
so scratch that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Do you want me to look him up?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh? Babe? I want to What would you so if
you were going to write a series a book? Okay,
you can do anything, Kate, Okay, what would your series be?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
It would be about a girl, okay, originally from Phoenix,
originally from US, moves to Washington.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh, okay, and then it starts going to a school
and everybody's sparkly.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
There's some weird, mysterious family.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
There's a lot pale folks that live up on a
hill in a beautiful home. They're all gorgeous. They're all
gorgeous and sparkling tens. Yeah, they like to play baseball
and understorm. So the only reason they they play baseball
they they have to play during thunderstorm.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Because they're so loud when they hit the ball that sucks.
At the bat, it like cracks it so loud it
sounds like a boom of thunder.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But what are they worried about?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
They're worried that people are going to find them out
if they're not doing it during a thunderstorm, because they're like,
we're the thunder on this bright sunny day with no
clause in the sky.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Who's mad about? I'm just telling you how the book goes.
There's just like some old town the Collins are doing
science up there.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well also great and you have to I don't think
it's for the people. I think it's more so the Werewolds.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh so the were wolves don't. Baseball is something they'd
love to do so much that they have to come up.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They get they look at they look at the farmer's
almonash for the upcoming year. Guys, they storm flot out
the days that it says that it's got a thunderstorm
on their calendar so they can be ready to go.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That sucks. That sucks. They can play an all day tournament.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, man, get the most out of that thunderstorm.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I want to rewatch those. I haven't we watch those,
and I completely just they went literally as soon as
I finished them gone. I couldn't tell you, but I
enjoyed them. I enjoyed them.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
So also, I think that we need to finish Harry
Potter because we never finished.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh, we never finished Harry Potter. I don't even know.
The last thing I remember is he's.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Like kind of hot now and what else? I think
the last one we watched was when Cedric died.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who's Cedric? Spoiler alert, it's Robert Pattinson Edward. Oh, he
dies in the quidditche is that what it's called? No?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
He dies in the tri Wizard Cup very end, it's
very sad scene. I hated that part.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Does he drown? No, Voldemort killed him? Weird? Yeah, I don't.
I black that out the movie.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
When they were all underwater for the underwater challenge, he
like lost his little thing, his ability to like breathe
underwater or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, So seriously, though, let's you. You're writing a book,
we're writing a book together, and you just pitched me Twilight.
Did you like it good, and we could I think
we could do something with that. What else? You're the
idea machine. There's a boy. Okay, he's an orphan. I
(28:26):
love it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Picture this year is thirty fifty. Picture this the United States.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
There are no longer fifty states. It's now twelve districts.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh, then what happens?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Each district has one thing that they specialize in.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And some of these folks is mad hungry.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Most of these folks are mad. Yeah, except for the
people that live in the capitol.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, gluttonous. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I can't think of a book. I'm not a writer.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Do you think that if I was a writer and
had million dollar ideas that we'd be sitting here on
this sofa doing this podcast?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Kate, I am a writer, and I have a million
dollar ideas well, generate one. I know, I gotta get
made that money you gotta get yeah, Kate and I.
The universe is about the paper though, I could feel it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
With a speeding ticket, k Yeah, Kate was fired up
because she got caught speeding and I said, Kate, you're
breaking the law there, and I was like, I like
to how fast were you going?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I how fast were you going? On the ticket? Supposedly
eighty six? Okay, and he said he marked you down.
He lowered it so you wouldn't get a criminal speeding
ticket so you didn't have to haul your ass to
jail whatever. So how fast were you going? I don't know,
maybe like eighty nine. It's not bad. I literally do that.
(30:07):
You were doing ninety three? Yeah, for sure if you're
claiming eighty nine. No, I wasn't one five. I wasn't
looking at this phenometer. But when he pulled me over,
he's like, do you know I pulled you over? And
I'm like, no, I don't. Tekia soul was shaken.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I had to pull it over and he's like, you
were speeding and I was like, I thought I was
going with the flow of traffic.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But okay, yeah, and it's a pace ticket. Yeah, it's
not like you got radar. You can go fight that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think I'm like debating on whether or not I
should What sounds good for dinner tonight? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's a really good question. Does anything sound good to you?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Since I feel like I always choose and ooh ooh.
On top of that, I have been choosing because because
I have been picking out Pinterest recipes like the week
on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Spin it out. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I pick out picture's recipes on the weekends so we
can eat them during the week. So we've kind of
been not like meal prepping, but we've been planning out
our meals in advance and getting.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
The groceries ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And it's actually working out quite nicely, I think because
because now I don't have to wait until eight pm
to eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Relax, So it's something wonderful.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Nor grant, it was getting a little ridiculous there for
a while.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was getting out of hand or around.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I was like, I need to reeal this in.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
She's not kidd guys. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Tired of waiting or or The best is like getting
home from like a really exhausting work day, and then
the first question I'm asked.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is what sounds good for dinner? No? And I'm like,
are you kidding? No. Usually, if I haven't talked to you,
I learned a lesson. If I haven't talked to you
about dinner, at a certain point, I just call an
audible and I just make something I just whip something up,
whip up one of my specialties. Why because that one
time I freaked out on you. That one time, one
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time that I remember when was.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
This, I don't know, I got mad at you. We
were on the phone and I started yelling at you.
I just remember that because I was mad that I
had to think about what I needed to, like, what
we wanted for dinner. I was like, if you wanted
to think about this and tell me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Before, well, you're also you're the picky one.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
But I also don't like to be put on the spot,
you know, because you know that I don't like that
at all. So I feel like when I'm being asked
last minute, at like six pm, what sounds good for dinner,
that's very much being put on the shoe.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
If you listen to Terrible Person podcast, you already know this.
But if you're listening on the John Jay and Ridge
on demand podcast, the biggest fights in the history of
Grant and Kate have been from recording our podcast together
and me just going, well, Kate, what do you want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
That?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Because there are times, guys.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
You're the time that I got mad at you because.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The ribs, Yes, you got so mad I told. I
was like, I'm never eating a rib ever again.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You ruined them forever.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, I bought the wrong ribs. The ribs are great,
and I'm good at I'm good at making ribs. I
just that one time I messed it up. But no,
the biggest fights we've ever really have ever had have
been recording a podcast and me putting Kiln on the
spot and then she accuses me of trying sabotaging or something. Yeah,
(33:54):
I do like saboteurs. I was like, you trying to
make me look trying to make me look stupid. I'm like, Kate,
nobody thinks you're stupid that listens to our podcast. I
think I'm stupid.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
No, but I remember the time that we got into
a huge fight. We were like talking about something, kind
of getting getting into a little bit of an argument,
like a tiff on the podcast, and I remember I
said something to like get under your skin, and then
your immediate reaction was like, all right, Kate, well what
you had today that you want to talk about? And
(34:28):
that just set me off because I knew you were
doing it in that moment to be spiteful, and I was.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Like, oh my god, I'm gonna killing yeah. The other
the other what was it when I would just we
I'd set up all the podcast equipment and then you
you would come home from work and I'd be like,
you know what, we don't need to do a podcast,
just put everything away. Then we just don't have a
podcast that week because we're too stubborn. No, but Buddy,
(34:58):
on the thing where no one thinks you're the dumb one,
I'm clearly the dumb one. On Friday, Good Friday, I
went for a walk by the community college. Yeah, and
I I may have been had a had a little
little taste of the mushrooms, just a taste, so that
(35:18):
means he did, guys, And for sure, for sure did.
It was definitely high, was definitely high, And I kept
thinking the whole time. I was like, I'm not high
at all. I don't feel anything. I just feel alert
and activated, much like the honey. Yeah. So I'm walking
up to Mesa Community College. Shout out to Mesa, Red
(35:41):
Mountain Campus, Red Mountain Campus. What's up, guys. I walk
around the corner and there's just a guy laying there
and there's four paramedics working on him, and then there's
another person standing over top watching and he's like freaking out,
like save my friend, you gotta save my friend. And
I'm just thinking, obviously, maybe I maybe I'm too high
(36:02):
for I don't feel high, but maybe I'm too high
for this. And so I turn and walk around the
corner and there's another guy laying on the ground and
four more paramedics working on him feverishly, and then another fella,
my friend, my friend's dying. And then I look over
and I see a sign that says ems simulation day.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That would have been trippy though, to just like come
up on that and you're just like, what the fuck
is happening me?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Did I cause this? I thought it was like, am
I having like severe de javou? Yeah? I saw this
literally half a second ago. Yeah, it was the strangest thing.
Is this the matrix? Did I just come from this way? No? No,
because it is a little roundabout area. But Kate, when
I saw two sets of paramedics on a school campus
(36:53):
and I was walking high on mushroom.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You're like, is this a school shooting?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I literally the first thought was did I just am
I going to be on the news later looking for this?
You just gassed out of my mind. It's me dancing
through security camera footage. You're literally in every single photo.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's like the number one.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
We shouldn't talk about this. Sorry, that's right, guys. We
should just end the podcast now. Scary everyone, Thank you
for listening to this episode of John Jay Ridge Couple's
Therapy and simulcast terrible person like it? Or wait, what
are we telling.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
People to do?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Just listen, find our podcast podcast if you like this,
and yeah, tell people that you like this podcast so
they'll ask us to do it again.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, they don't cut us out of the rotation rotation.
Can't let it happen again. We will stand up and
fight with no one. No one said we couldn't do it.
We were always on the schedule to be the fifth League.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Really were we?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah? No, we weren't always no, and we just put
it in our heads.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
We were like no, because they've recycled through them more
than no, they haven't.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
This is the fifth week, Oh saving the that's for last.
That's Caitlin and Nick next week. Oh really yeah, so
shot out it's gonna be what it will be a
great episode. It will be a great episode. One. Nobody's
holding the candle to this episode. You got I the
people in the first ten minutes, you literally hit people
(38:33):
with could you imagine throwing up question one ten minutes
into the sucker? So yeah, if you like that kind
of content, Yeah, find our podcast Terrible Person, please and
everyone have a safe and wonderful Sunday. If you're listening
to us on Monday, hopefully you were entertained.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
And if you find any white hairs on your head,
pull them out. Like I found a full, like a
full twelve inch long white hair. It was sticking out
of my bun and I saw like the end of it,
and I was like, is that the end, like because
usually it starts from the root, And I'm like, oh
my god, how long has that been growing? I pulled
(39:12):
it out and it was the longest white hair I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It was so sad. It was really sad.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Welcome to the club, Welcome to the It.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Was like a different texture.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I'm like, no, yeah, they're thicks. Those are thick boys.
I don't want pewbe peirs for my head. Oh, Kate,
here here's a question. I thought of this question today
and this is a perfect place to end the episode.
Perfect way to end the episode. This is a bit
of a riddle question for you, Kate. I wrote this, Okay,
(39:46):
if you were to come home from work and I
told you I lost my wedding ring inside my body,
where do you think it would have gone?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Well, knowing your aversion to like anything near your butthole,
I'd probably say your mouth incorrect butthole.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Or I guess maybe because I'm so freaked out about
butthole and stuff, it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Would just it would just somehow fine.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
It's like it's Lord of the Rings, though it's Mordor.
This is calling to your botle. Well, I just drop
it in there, watch it slow motion. Whoa No.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
But like one of my biggest not like this has
anything to do with having a ring in your body,
but one of my biggest fears is like dropping it
down the the sink in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, the terrible it would be, but then you have
a little catchery there underneath. It's easy as long as
you don't let the water go crazy you work.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
But that's like that, I guess that's my fear, Like
to drop your rings down the sink like as the
like waters running like full blast and you're just like, no.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
The shower would be the one where you it'd be gone,
Oh yeah, for sure, because they'd either have to tear
up the whole shower to get it out. I don't know, man,
but it would probably.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Would have just gone already straight to the drain, straight
to the drains wherever it goes. I don't know how
plumbing works, guys. I didn't go to school for that.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I didn't go to school for this. All right, Well everybody,
all right, so yeah, all right, what do you want
to talk about this week? Yeah? Can we go next year? No?
I spent I spent all my Coachella money on Horny Honey.
I've invested.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm invested.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't Maybe it's one of those touch activated type situations.
I was kind of hoping it would just be like
rock the whole time.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Just look over.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think all the blood that I think, all the
blood that was supposed to go to my piece actually
ran straight into my.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Head went to your wet ass mouth, wet ass.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mouth slava factory. All right, everybody, thank you for listening.
If the if you're listening to this on Terrible Person,
thank you. And if you're listening to this on the
John Jay and Richfied thank you so much. This will
be our first and last appearance, probably doing Don't chinx
us Okay, bye bye
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