WHAT A FUNNY DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
So last night I got two white drunk and I
was like dancing, you'll let.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
It go, Ray, I'm like crying and I'm like feeling myself.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I want to be miss serious.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I get out my.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Eyebrows, I cut myself bang.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And I woke up this morning and listen in the
mirror with like clarity, and I am staby.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Not mysterious at all.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So hella like super shutbably like stick out.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's terrible, poor girl, because you can't hide bangs. No,
that's to.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Bobby pins make him frizze out a little bit too,
right if they like I'm freid.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Have you guys ever had that before?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I had bangs in like third grade. My sister thought
would be really cool to cut me. I think you
looked really cool with bangs. And I was like, really,
I don't know, I don't know. Just trust me, Just
trust me. And she cut them so short that it
was like I don't even know if they were an
inch this taking out.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh my gosh. Yeah. And I was like, this is
no worse.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
She's like, don't worry about it, they'll grow out. I'm like, yeah,
you're here.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
We were doing a graduation trip from my husband for
college and we got an airbnb. My son was gonna
get a room because he was eighteen years old and
always got the short end of the stick. My niece
was gonna sleep on the couch and her parents slept
in a room. Her mom got upset and asked, why
was she not getting the master bedroom? Man, my husband

(02:08):
was the one graduating. That's why.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, that's about I know.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Sometimes you can just call somevent.

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(02:45):
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Oh Chris, He's like.

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Speaker 5 (04:38):
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Speaker 1 (04:39):
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