October 29, 2025 • 3 mins
Handcuffs aren't just for arrests, apparently.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and rich Selina. Yes, hi, thanks for holding.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I just got out of jail, bro, Well.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Then I would think there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What did you do it?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bro? So I'm I'm I'm this weekend. I'm chilling. I'm
at the club. I'm in costume, having a great time.
Like I can't even believe it, Like so we're alfaholloween
and I was literally dressed as a zombie cheerleader, like
I ate that up, like call time bad in the
eyes always, like but I got caught in the scene
(00:36):
outside of the bar and like it wasn't my fault.
That's the next thing I know, I'm in the back
of a cop car and I'm still holding onto my
bloody pomp pong because.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
The girl loves the sick.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But it's just like I'm sitting there like this cannot
be my life, Like are all my teachers who told
me I would never mount to nothing with they right?
Like I'm in a top car. The cop brought me in.
He was like low key flirted with me. Or maybe
I was drunken imagining it, but I swear he kept
like murking at me while filling out paperwork. But Anyway,
(01:09):
they held me for a few hours and they finally
let me go around six in the morning and it's
freezing and I look at his saying because I'm still
giving zombie cheerleader, like I find called uber and nobody's coming.
And then that same officer walks out because the ship
just ended, and he last like rof nor Nikki, offered
(01:34):
me a ride home. So yeah, I took it, and
you know, we pulled up to my apartment and I
asked him did he want to come up? And he did,
and you know, we've been kind of texting for a
few days.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait, he did come up or he didn't?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He did, he came upstairs.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I guess he's off duty. That's fine, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wow? Did he drop you off in like this squad car?
Was he like really off his shift and driving home?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He was office, she was driving home, but he did
used to cut that night.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ever, that's no way to keep a zombie cheerleader in check.
So when you guys were like when you guys were
getting getting to know each other, you were still in
your outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I was okay, I was a little I had a
whole thing on.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Until it wasn't on.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Exactly exactly. Yow.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What a great story, What a great story to tell everyon.
It's funny when you started saying you got out of jail.
I thought you got out of jail, you go to
this party, something happened, you got to put back in jail.
That's what I thought, That's where I thought it was going.
But you mean you just got out of jail because
of what happened with this guy this whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, that's a great story, so much fun, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now do you want to see officer friendly again? Are
you okay? Won and done?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Honestly, I wouldn't mind like he looked he did his thing,
I wouldn't mind mind.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm glad you called and shared with this, Seleida. What
a beautiful Halloween story. This is great all the way around.
What a great story. Thanks for sharing that, No problem,
what a great story. Text us, I don't I don't
think anyone does a story like that. But if you
do a text jj R whatever your weird hookup Halloween
hookup story is to ninety six eight ninety three
John Jay and rich Selina. Yes, hi, thanks for holding.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I just got out of jail, bro, Well.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Then I would think there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What did you do it?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bro? So I'm I'm I'm this weekend. I'm chilling. I'm
at the club. I'm in costume, having a great time.
Like I can't even believe it, Like so we're alfaholloween
and I was literally dressed as a zombie cheerleader, like
I ate that up, like call time bad in the
eyes always, like but I got caught in the scene
(00:36):
outside of the bar and like it wasn't my fault.
That's the next thing I know, I'm in the back
of a cop car and I'm still holding onto my
bloody pomp pong because.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
The girl loves the sick.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But it's just like I'm sitting there like this cannot
be my life, Like are all my teachers who told
me I would never mount to nothing with they right?
Like I'm in a top car. The cop brought me in.
He was like low key flirted with me. Or maybe
I was drunken imagining it, but I swear he kept
like murking at me while filling out paperwork. But Anyway,
(01:09):
they held me for a few hours and they finally
let me go around six in the morning and it's
freezing and I look at his saying because I'm still
giving zombie cheerleader, like I find called uber and nobody's coming.
And then that same officer walks out because the ship
just ended, and he last like rof nor Nikki, offered
(01:34):
me a ride home. So yeah, I took it, and
you know, we pulled up to my apartment and I
asked him did he want to come up? And he did,
and you know, we've been kind of texting for a
few days.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait, he did come up or he didn't?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He did, he came upstairs.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I guess he's off duty. That's fine, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wow? Did he drop you off in like this squad car?
Was he like really off his shift and driving home?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He was office, she was driving home, but he did
used to cut that night.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ever, that's no way to keep a zombie cheerleader in check.
So when you guys were like when you guys were
getting getting to know each other, you were still in
your outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I was okay, I was a little I had a
whole thing on.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Until it wasn't on.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Exactly exactly. Yow.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What a great story, What a great story to tell everyon.
It's funny when you started saying you got out of jail.
I thought you got out of jail, you go to
this party, something happened, you got to put back in jail.
That's what I thought, That's where I thought it was going.
But you mean you just got out of jail because
of what happened with this guy this whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, that's a great story, so much fun, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now do you want to see officer friendly again? Are
you okay? Won and done?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Honestly, I wouldn't mind like he looked he did his thing,
I wouldn't mind mind.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm glad you called and shared with this, Seleida. What
a beautiful Halloween story. This is great all the way around.
What a great story. Thanks for sharing that, No problem,
what a great story. Text us, I don't I don't
think anyone does a story like that. But if you
do a text jj R whatever your weird hookup Halloween
hookup story is to ninety six eight ninety three
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