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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The dating subjects and topics continue.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's many different what we were getting to weirdes sing
her happen on a date that we gotta do the
weirdest dates.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We got all kinds of stuff that's we've been dating Colby,
Good morning. What is your dating on Tandra? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
So I went out on a day as a girl,
This was probably about a year ago or so, and
brought her back to my house, had a good time.
She spent the night. In the morning when I drove
her home, I got back to my house and I
was doing some dishes, and I noticed that my cups
that I keep my bacon grease in next time, I
think had been fondled with. Like it looked like she
had like fingered the bacon grease and was like eating
(00:34):
bacon grease sometime in the middle of the night or something.
And I called her out on it, and she had
like she was in complete denial. But it was just
me and her and my dog there, and I know
it wasn't me, and I know it wasn't my dog.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh well, maybe she was hungry. You need to have
snacks for when you have a sing.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Do you know she ate it? She was like, what
is this.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'm a single dad, I've got plenty of snacks.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Rich Okay, good, okay, So describe that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So there's a little glass of bacon grease and there
was like a finger.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And there was like a finger dip, a finger dip
in there.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh no, I'm talking like two or three finger dips.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, she went deep.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, So you think in the middle of the night
she went and ate your bacon grease.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, sometimes sometime in the middle of the night. Creatures
of the night, I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, No, there's people. I saw this whole thing on
a documentary on these sleepwalkers. They go out and they
do stuff in the middle of the night in their
house and they don't even know so instead of cameras
to catch themselves doing it, and they can't believe it
even after they watched the video.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I mean, that would explain why she denied.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It, right, she'd be like, I don't know what you're
talking about. You DoD smell her fingers.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I'd be embarrassed too, but still just say, yeah, I
was hungry.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
How do you know she ate it? Like you know
what I mean? Like maybe she was like, what is this?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh, and her finger just got you know, stuck in it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I you know that's that's a good concept, Kyle. But
you know, I'm just gonna assume that she ate it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I think they're probably right now. Are you to
tell us? And we've been married for thirteen years? No?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Nope, nope, nope. Still single spots are trying to find mine.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hi, Colby, Well, it looks like the Baconers thing works
might get more bacon, Grease.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I think you can attract more pigs with bacon.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't say that.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I think that's the fame.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hy Kolby. Thanks for calling him, brother, Thank you. Hello,
good morning, John, Jay and Rich. Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah? I wanted to give a story on a date
that I went on.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh, let's hear it. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
My name is sarahs hik Sarah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I went on the state with the guy that i'd
met I believe it was Facebook dating or bumble, and
we went to Coldstone Creamery, the ice cream shop, and
we had been talking for a little bit and so
when he came to meet me, I didn't notice him
because he looked nothing like his pictures. He had to
(02:50):
have been at least maybe one hundred pounds heavier, and
nothing was recent. And I'm not one to be worried
about looks and wait, but that was definitely, by far
the worst experience I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Did he eat all the ice cream?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh? No, he did?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh no. I thought you were going to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Say it was like one hundred and twenty five years old.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought he was good too, hight Sarah, thanks for
calling in. Thank you, Sarah, No problem, you too, Heidi.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Cool, Okay, what's up?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So it's actually from when I was in college and
I was in search of a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, go on.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
So I signed up for speaking arrangements and this guy
pretty much catfished me. I was in pretty desperate need
of money when I was nineteen, and so we did
like a meetup and we met at Starbucks and he
pretended to be like this super successful guy who lived
(03:53):
in Scottsdale. He was supposed to be in his thirties
and rich, and I was nineteen and naives. So I
was like, I could really use the money. So I
didn't have a car at the time. My roommate came
with me to do like a casual meetup at Starbucks
so I could meet this guy for the first time,
and he ended up being like a fifty something year
old guy. His name was Brian, and like as soon
(04:16):
as I got home from the date, he was like, yeah,
so you can never wear this again. You can never
have your hair like that again. I was just wearing
like a T shirt dress and some sandals, and he
was like, yeah, you can never wear this, this and this,
and like these are going to be the rules. And
(04:37):
so I was really stupid and I went through with
the like seeing him again, and so I was dumb
and I let him pick me up for my campus,
my college campus, and he was like, yeah, we're just
going to have a bunch date. So he took me
to a date downtown and he purposely took me to
(04:57):
a place that was closed during that and it was
like a weird between breakfast and lunch, and I guess
they were closed, and so he was like, actually, this
brunch place is closed. Do you want to just come
back to my apartment? And I was like absolutely not.
And he was super creepy and persistent. He looked nothing
(05:18):
like his profile, and I was desperate for money, so
I was like, I might as well keep seeing him,
and so I ended up seeing him again, and he
was super forceful. He wanted like the password to my phone.
He wanted me to dress this certain way. Yeah, he
wanted me to dress the cirtain. Fine, that was fine,
(05:38):
if like he would have given me the money to
do so. But no, after all of that, I saw
him for like three dates and he never even paid me.
He was like, actually, I just got this apartment and
I can't really afford to like pay you, but you
can be my girlfriend and move off of campus and
move in with me if you want.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, So what was your rate going to be? How
much was he supposed to pay you?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
So I did a bunch of googling, and I'm like,
what is my rate going to be? So I was
going to charge like one hundred and fifty an hour
to spend time with me, which honestly, I feel like,
isn't a lot of money. But also if he wanted
to like know and control what I wore, he should
have just bought me the clothes or given me like
something to pay for it. But he was super controlling
(06:25):
and he's out there probably still cat fishing people, Okay, so, Brian,
if you're out there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, wait, I have more questions for you. Did you
ever get a sugar daddy?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Did I ever get one after him?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Ya mean maybe. Why would you tell us about Brian?
I mean, you already put yourself out there, so did
you do it? I did?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, so you actually and so when you are a
sugar baby, do you what are the parameters?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Do you sleep with them?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
No? I never slept with anyone. Okay no, I only
did like dates, so I only went out to dinner
with them. You know, was kind of like they're ooh,
you know, they look really pretty on my arm kind
of thing. Like I never like hooked up with them
at all. So when Brian was like, oh, do you
want to come back to my apartment? I said absolutely not,
like I'm not sleeping with you at all. But you know,
(07:17):
I think he was thinking, oh, you know, I can
sleep with a hot nineteen year old and I'm like
fifty something years old trying to be a thirty year
old the old brunch places.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I just think it's interesting that guys would do that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's literally it's such an interesting peeling back the layers
of men that are lonely, do you know what I mean? Like,
it's not about sex, it's about wanting companionship.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Or control over somebody too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It might be, but the other ones that didn't control
her wanted to go to dinner, just want to spend
time with her, Like just like that's so interesting, you
know what.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Mere, It's also like you think maybe it's big as lonely,
but then also maybe it's because they don't have time
to actually emotionally invest in a relationship.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
And it's like it's transactional.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So if they don't want to hang out with you
or they don't want to talk to you on the
phone for five.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Hours, they don't have to.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, just a weird live power thing.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, thanks for sharing that, Nicole. That's a great story,
very unique. Thank you. Okay, bye bye bye
The dating subjects and topics continue.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's many different what we were getting to weirdes sing
her happen on a date that we gotta do the
weirdest dates.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We got all kinds of stuff that's we've been dating Colby,
Good morning. What is your dating on Tandra? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
So I went out on a day as a girl,
This was probably about a year ago or so, and
brought her back to my house, had a good time.
She spent the night. In the morning when I drove
her home, I got back to my house and I
was doing some dishes, and I noticed that my cups
that I keep my bacon grease in next time, I
think had been fondled with. Like it looked like she
had like fingered the bacon grease and was like eating
(00:34):
bacon grease sometime in the middle of the night or something.
And I called her out on it, and she had
like she was in complete denial. But it was just
me and her and my dog there, and I know
it wasn't me, and I know it wasn't my dog.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh well, maybe she was hungry. You need to have
snacks for when you have a sing.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Do you know she ate it? She was like, what
is this.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'm a single dad, I've got plenty of snacks.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Rich Okay, good, okay, So describe that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So there's a little glass of bacon grease and there
was like a finger.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And there was like a finger dip, a finger dip
in there.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh no, I'm talking like two or three finger dips.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, she went deep.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, So you think in the middle of the night
she went and ate your bacon grease.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, sometimes sometime in the middle of the night. Creatures
of the night, I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, No, there's people. I saw this whole thing on
a documentary on these sleepwalkers. They go out and they
do stuff in the middle of the night in their
house and they don't even know so instead of cameras
to catch themselves doing it, and they can't believe it
even after they watched the video.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I mean, that would explain why she denied.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It, right, she'd be like, I don't know what you're
talking about. You DoD smell her fingers.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I'd be embarrassed too, but still just say, yeah, I
was hungry.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
How do you know she ate it? Like you know
what I mean? Like maybe she was like, what is this?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh, and her finger just got you know, stuck in it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I you know that's that's a good concept, Kyle. But
you know, I'm just gonna assume that she ate it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I think they're probably right now. Are you to
tell us? And we've been married for thirteen years? No?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Nope, nope, nope. Still single spots are trying to find mine.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hi, Colby, Well, it looks like the Baconers thing works
might get more bacon, Grease.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I think you can attract more pigs with bacon.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't say that.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I think that's the fame.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hy Kolby. Thanks for calling him, brother, Thank you. Hello,
good morning, John, Jay and Rich. Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah? I wanted to give a story on a date
that I went on.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh, let's hear it. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
My name is sarahs hik Sarah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I went on the state with the guy that i'd
met I believe it was Facebook dating or bumble, and
we went to Coldstone Creamery, the ice cream shop, and
we had been talking for a little bit and so
when he came to meet me, I didn't notice him
because he looked nothing like his pictures. He had to
(02:50):
have been at least maybe one hundred pounds heavier, and
nothing was recent. And I'm not one to be worried
about looks and wait, but that was definitely, by far
the worst experience I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Did he eat all the ice cream?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh? No, he did?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh no. I thought you were going to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Say it was like one hundred and twenty five years old.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought he was good too, hight Sarah, thanks for
calling in. Thank you, Sarah, No problem, you too, Heidi.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Cool, Okay, what's up?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So it's actually from when I was in college and
I was in search of a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, go on.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
So I signed up for speaking arrangements and this guy
pretty much catfished me. I was in pretty desperate need
of money when I was nineteen, and so we did
like a meetup and we met at Starbucks and he
pretended to be like this super successful guy who lived
(03:53):
in Scottsdale. He was supposed to be in his thirties
and rich, and I was nineteen and naives. So I
was like, I could really use the money. So I
didn't have a car at the time. My roommate came
with me to do like a casual meetup at Starbucks
so I could meet this guy for the first time,
and he ended up being like a fifty something year
old guy. His name was Brian, and like as soon
(04:16):
as I got home from the date, he was like, yeah,
so you can never wear this again. You can never
have your hair like that again. I was just wearing
like a T shirt dress and some sandals, and he
was like, yeah, you can never wear this, this and this,
and like these are going to be the rules. And
(04:37):
so I was really stupid and I went through with
the like seeing him again, and so I was dumb
and I let him pick me up for my campus,
my college campus, and he was like, yeah, we're just
going to have a bunch date. So he took me
to a date downtown and he purposely took me to
(04:57):
a place that was closed during that and it was
like a weird between breakfast and lunch, and I guess
they were closed, and so he was like, actually, this
brunch place is closed. Do you want to just come
back to my apartment? And I was like absolutely not.
And he was super creepy and persistent. He looked nothing
(05:18):
like his profile, and I was desperate for money, so
I was like, I might as well keep seeing him,
and so I ended up seeing him again, and he
was super forceful. He wanted like the password to my phone.
He wanted me to dress this certain way. Yeah, he
wanted me to dress the cirtain. Fine, that was fine,
(05:38):
if like he would have given me the money to
do so. But no, after all of that, I saw
him for like three dates and he never even paid me.
He was like, actually, I just got this apartment and
I can't really afford to like pay you, but you
can be my girlfriend and move off of campus and
move in with me if you want.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, So what was your rate going to be? How
much was he supposed to pay you?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
So I did a bunch of googling, and I'm like,
what is my rate going to be? So I was
going to charge like one hundred and fifty an hour
to spend time with me, which honestly, I feel like,
isn't a lot of money. But also if he wanted
to like know and control what I wore, he should
have just bought me the clothes or given me like
something to pay for it. But he was super controlling
(06:25):
and he's out there probably still cat fishing people, Okay, so, Brian,
if you're out there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, wait, I have more questions for you. Did you
ever get a sugar daddy?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Did I ever get one after him?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Ya mean maybe. Why would you tell us about Brian?
I mean, you already put yourself out there, so did
you do it? I did?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, so you actually and so when you are a
sugar baby, do you what are the parameters?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Do you sleep with them?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
No? I never slept with anyone. Okay no, I only
did like dates, so I only went out to dinner
with them. You know, was kind of like they're ooh,
you know, they look really pretty on my arm kind
of thing. Like I never like hooked up with them
at all. So when Brian was like, oh, do you
want to come back to my apartment? I said absolutely not,
like I'm not sleeping with you at all. But you know,
(07:17):
I think he was thinking, oh, you know, I can
sleep with a hot nineteen year old and I'm like
fifty something years old trying to be a thirty year
old the old brunch places.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I just think it's interesting that guys would do that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's literally it's such an interesting peeling back the layers
of men that are lonely, do you know what I mean? Like,
it's not about sex, it's about wanting companionship.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Or control over somebody too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It might be, but the other ones that didn't control
her wanted to go to dinner, just want to spend
time with her, Like just like that's so interesting, you
know what.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Mere, It's also like you think maybe it's big as lonely,
but then also maybe it's because they don't have time
to actually emotionally invest in a relationship.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
And it's like it's transactional.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So if they don't want to hang out with you
or they don't want to talk to you on the
phone for five.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Hours, they don't have to.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, just a weird live power thing.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, thanks for sharing that, Nicole. That's a great story,
very unique. Thank you. Okay, bye bye bye
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