DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you ever are out and about and you want

(00:02):
to use the John Jay and Rich drunk dial line,
maybe you want to give that number to somebody who
you really don't want calling you. What is that again,
Kyle six two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. We've
captured some beautiful moments in life on that drunk dial line.
And also we have the talk back too, which is
if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, there's
a microphone at the top right corner of the app.
Just press that and you've got thirty seconds to share

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with us all of your thoughts and dreams and desires.
Let's go to the drunk dial line. It was a
single SONGI it's John Jay and Rich. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I have figured out why.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think you guys should call NASA.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I do not have a number, but you guys might
You seem like you're connected? Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Step one, Never trust the world.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
They are shifty.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know why they're always like going.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Up trees and stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
They're shifty. Don't trust them too. Always carry snacks. We
love a perse snack. If you don't have a purse,
get Amerse, I would suggested.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And the last depth, if if your ex calls you
through your phone in the nearest body of water, immediately
it can be fuddle. Throw that phone away.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is no good.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's no good.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I love you guys so much, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hope you call Massa.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
If my mother is listening to this, please send me
some soup pressibly tomato. Okay, nice, I.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mean that is somebody who's drunk. Tile lines for all
of it's glory. But don't you guys feel like NASA
knows about the squirrels being shifty already? Sure they probably
got some deep research. Okay, let's go to the talk
back line. Oh IMJ, Kyle and Peyton. I am so
excited to hear that you guys want to sew. My
name's demandable. I know how to sew.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I've won so.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Many tickets this past few months on the show, and
I would love to teach you. Let's do this. Let's
yo please.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I want to learn so bad. I want to be
like my passion making. Like what little sewing machine do
we need to get? We need all the things, we need.
The thing we need to get cute little sewing aprons
then you know those like cute little pin holders. We
can make their own clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Could you do an OnlyFans sewing channel? And that's it?
Just probably let's do another drunk tyle.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hey, I just have a PSA for everybody. When and
they tell you that the ice cream machine is not working,
I don't believe his job are not working. I just
steel it in my bone that just know that that
they always have it on. And I just don't know

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why they're gatekeeping. That would be me goodness, because you
know justice, the Nick Florry never take no frienswer demand.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, I think it's right. I think the I scream
betwine does always work.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I heard that. It's just like a pain to glean.
You know, I don't want to us they tell you,
but it's so delicious. I mean McDonald's to bring back
their fried apple pies, yum, that's what I need. Like
you said you didn't like hot fruit, it's different when
it's a McDonald's applepie.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, that is quite the contradiction.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You said you didn't like the apple pie.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
What I do, it is what I do.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, the apple is different. I fear it's kind of
like a lesser apple pie than a like pot. When
Kyle's talking about the apple crumb apple pie. That is
a thing of glory.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I just don't want, like too much of the Like
I'm a texture person, and I feel like the hot
apple pies is a lot more crunch than there is
anything if it's tale, Okay, alright, alright, fair enough, Yeah
you can.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
You can have your let me.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Be my walking contradiction.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah you can. You can have that. You can own
that sure.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well so if you ever want to contact us, talk back.
We we love those and uh boy, the drunk style
people are really really leaning in. I love it. This
is John Jay and Rich