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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Liz. What's going on? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So I was listening to Sax and the Hacks and
you guys are talking about the lady that went through
the airport security and they like hought her tampon. I
have totally gone through security before, and they caught.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
My pad like in your purse like it was.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It was exactly that like big red box like she
was talking about, right in the crotch area.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh is it because it's not? Is there metal in
those at some point? Is that? Why?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
No? No, not at all?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What the hell?
Speaker 6 (00:32):
What's the explanation there that I don't understand why it
kicked up by that?
Speaker 7 (00:36):
I'll tell you why. I'm no scientists, But it's a
metal detector. Blood has iron in it, right, wouldn't that
be iron? Iron come through with bee?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't think it's that iron content.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But maybe I don't know.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Maybe there's some professor listening that could tell us, or
a TV what do they call those things, tps, t
EPs TSA, yeah, yeah, one of those people calls.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So, Liz, when that happened to you, what happened? Would
they do they.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Had to like do they kind of just like pap
between your sides a little bit. They're like, we're you
gonna check here.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's so awkward and mortifying.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I don't like it. Any of that is so weird
to me.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I feel like it's invasive. So what do you do
After they've done.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Pat you down, then they're like, Okay, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you say to them? Do you say them, hey,
it's that time of the month. Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I usually don't because I'm just like mortified that it.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Mortified is the right word. I think I would be
just taking the train from now on. They don't have
TSA at the train. I don't like so. I don't
think so no security there. No, that's why there's always
train robbers.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you looking at it up, Kyle, Yeah, it says TSA.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Scanners may flag pads or tampons because they can detect
additional objects, especially in the groin area, and can also
pick up other physical factors like sweat. The scanners are
designed to identify anything that creates a bulge or stand
out from the body's natural shape, and a pad or
even sweat can be interpreted as such. Triggering additional screening.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Maybe maybe it was it was a heavy flow day
that day for you, Liz.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, I don't think that.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Maybe she had to put it in a milt, but
maybe she had to use an extra wider pad.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
No, it's anything. Too many people are smuggling things in
that area.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I could tell you the extra sensitive.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
I travel a lot and never once has TSA said
check that guy's bulge.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Go ahead on.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nothing to see here, Liz, thanks for calling in. Have
a great day.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Thanks you too.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
A lot of people call it in hot topic, you guys,
hot topic right now. In fact, there's a text message
that says from a four two five number. The three
D body scanner does not set off the alarm, but
if the string is out of the body, that will
set it up off, which usually it is not familiar
(03:05):
with that all process.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I mean, it made sense. It's not really a metal
tech detector. It literally is supposed to detect anything that
seems out of the ordinary. So if we were smug
that makes sense, contraband or a gun and you were
trying to hide it on your person, it would be
able to get it. That's the difference and why they
switched to those things instead of just the metal detectors.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
We are going to play minute to win it. We'll
probably do it every day at this time for a while.
So we need a contestant to win Pat Hickey's money
eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, we don't want him getting too comfortable with not paying.
Let's have him pay up.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hey, John J. Richard's this Can I help you?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Yeah, Hey, I'm calling about the body scanner. Yeah, some
accurate on that. So it is, Uh, it's refractive, so
it's looking for organic material. This are not a transmission
type X ray system where you would seep outains organic.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
He says, what do you say, t bones organic material?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
They're looking for organic cotton. So her Pat's probably made
out of cotton.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is organic cotton illegal to be on a plane with?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You didn't think so?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
No, I was looking for organic material because bombs are
typically made out of organic material.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
No, confusing people are smuggling sweatshirts, right, make sure these women,
Oh she's on a period, she'd probably a really bad mood.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Be cool.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, stop, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, thanks man, thanks for listening. Hey, Ryan, what's up?
You're on the air. High.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Hey, hey, I just can say the husband on War
Today initially sounded like a complete idiot. By based on
the wife's description, it was very much confirmed when he
thought on the air.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah right, he thought he might be stupid. But then
once he said his first word, you're like, oh, yeah,
he's stood.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Then he blames it on her for reading too far.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ryan, what are you doing? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm at work?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But what you doing? It work? Because you're breathing really hard.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh sorry, I just went down and play the stairs.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Down the flight of stairs.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow up, brother, I'm awake.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm awake. I'm awake again.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I could go down the flight of stairs and not
breathe hard at all. I have to go up the flightestairs.
I'm like, whoa, I gotta stop. I stopped tell you
on the third floor and four floors ago because I
was out of breath. All right, have a great day,
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Man, you too?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
All right? Very cool.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
So we need we need a contestant eight sevens?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is this we might have the hold on old Oh no,
this is another. This is another Christina, Hi, Hi, Yes
you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh can you hear me. Sorry, yes, hi, yeah, hey,
I was calling about the body scanners that. Explaining to
the girl that screened the calls, I literally get patted
down in my crotch every single time I fly on
the airplane because when I go through that body scanner,
it always comes up with a red block right there.
(06:06):
Because I'm wearing jeans, they're kind of sagging. It can't
see through there to tell that there's nothing there. And
what makes it really funny is I took thirty six
eighth graders to Washington, DC last year and they all
got to see me get patted down.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I literally no exaggeration. Every time I fly they have
to pat.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Down my cross.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Okay, so the one i'd wear a different pair of
jeans next time, or may she enjoys the pet town.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well right, you would think I would not stop wearing jeans,
but it's the most comfortable thing to travel in is jeans, and.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
So it's fine.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It doesn't I'm not carrying anything or concealing anything. But
that's what they told me, is why they always have
to pat me down.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know what's funny you say that.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
My wife told me, she's like, when you're gonna we're
going to travel the summer with the Europe.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She was, get on the plane. You got to get
these Lulu Lemon pants, so the best for crowding. You
gotta get them. So I got a pair and I
hated it. No, no, no, no no, I hated it. I
went back to jeans. I think jeans.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I think loose jeans are the best of flying sweats.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Thanks, thanks Christina, you guys today.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Bye bye, Hello Gail.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hello, you ready to play minute to win it? Yes, we
got thousand dollars on the line.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
All right, Gail, sixty seconds. You gotta get them all
right in sixty seconds if you know it shouted out
fast because it goes super quick. What animal is called
the king of the jungle? A lion? How many sides
on a triangle? Three? What is the country shaped like
(07:51):
a boot?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Italy?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Wood bird can run fast than a horse?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh, you can't cuss, she's out. You cuss, you're out.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That boot question would have gotten me because I did
not hear you say country.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So I'm over here like Louisiana, and.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I was looking at her.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I was like, it's Italy.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
And then you're like, what can run faster than the horse?
She's like cheetah.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm like, he said, bird bird.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Do you guys know which bird can run faster than
a horse? Ostrich a street?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Really?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So you're trying to answer it before the question is done, I.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Want to I want to give it behind the scenes,
just in case that sounded. We're on the radio, so
we're live. Our show's live, so we're live, and if
you cuss, the rule is we have to hang up
on you. Yeah, so she's playing the game. She said
a big, big cuss word and we had to dump
her and then get rid of her so she doesn't
get the prize.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And hot tip you should win anyway. You should try
to do it yourself. If you have people helping, you're
never gonna get it in sixty seconds. You got to
crank them out.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I think if you hesitate on any one of the questions,
it's like you're going to run out of time.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Right, you can probably hesitate on one, but that's it.
Not very long, not very long.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I just got a text from a six oh two
number says, I just got back from Seattle this past weekend,
flying out of Phoenix to Seattle, and out of Seattle
to Phoenix. I got the random imagery that showed a
big red box on my crotch area. Both times I
got the pat down and they said it was excessive
mass detected.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Lol.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Excessive mass. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
What a gift. I know, find a different term. Those
guys would be like sweet,
Good morning, Liz. What's going on? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So I was listening to Sax and the Hacks and
you guys are talking about the lady that went through
the airport security and they like hought her tampon. I
have totally gone through security before, and they caught.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
My pad like in your purse like it was.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It was exactly that like big red box like she
was talking about, right in the crotch area.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh is it because it's not? Is there metal in
those at some point? Is that? Why?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
No? No, not at all?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What the hell?
Speaker 6 (00:32):
What's the explanation there that I don't understand why it
kicked up by that?
Speaker 7 (00:36):
I'll tell you why. I'm no scientists, But it's a
metal detector. Blood has iron in it, right, wouldn't that
be iron? Iron come through with bee?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't think it's that iron content.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But maybe I don't know.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Maybe there's some professor listening that could tell us, or
a TV what do they call those things, tps, t
EPs TSA, yeah, yeah, one of those people calls.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So, Liz, when that happened to you, what happened? Would
they do they.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Had to like do they kind of just like pap
between your sides a little bit. They're like, we're you
gonna check here.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's so awkward and mortifying.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I don't like it. Any of that is so weird
to me.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I feel like it's invasive. So what do you do
After they've done.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Pat you down, then they're like, Okay, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you say to them? Do you say them, hey,
it's that time of the month. Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I usually don't because I'm just like mortified that it.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Mortified is the right word. I think I would be
just taking the train from now on. They don't have
TSA at the train. I don't like so. I don't
think so no security there. No, that's why there's always
train robbers.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you looking at it up, Kyle, Yeah, it says TSA.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Scanners may flag pads or tampons because they can detect
additional objects, especially in the groin area, and can also
pick up other physical factors like sweat. The scanners are
designed to identify anything that creates a bulge or stand
out from the body's natural shape, and a pad or
even sweat can be interpreted as such. Triggering additional screening.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Maybe maybe it was it was a heavy flow day
that day for you, Liz.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, I don't think that.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Maybe she had to put it in a milt, but
maybe she had to use an extra wider pad.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
No, it's anything. Too many people are smuggling things in
that area.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I could tell you the extra sensitive.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
I travel a lot and never once has TSA said
check that guy's bulge.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Go ahead on.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nothing to see here, Liz, thanks for calling in. Have
a great day.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Thanks you too.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
A lot of people call it in hot topic, you guys,
hot topic right now. In fact, there's a text message
that says from a four two five number. The three
D body scanner does not set off the alarm, but
if the string is out of the body, that will
set it up off, which usually it is not familiar
(03:05):
with that all process.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I mean, it made sense. It's not really a metal
tech detector. It literally is supposed to detect anything that
seems out of the ordinary. So if we were smug
that makes sense, contraband or a gun and you were
trying to hide it on your person, it would be
able to get it. That's the difference and why they
switched to those things instead of just the metal detectors.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
We are going to play minute to win it. We'll
probably do it every day at this time for a while.
So we need a contestant to win Pat Hickey's money
eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, we don't want him getting too comfortable with not paying.
Let's have him pay up.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hey, John J. Richard's this Can I help you?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Yeah, Hey, I'm calling about the body scanner. Yeah, some
accurate on that. So it is, Uh, it's refractive, so
it's looking for organic material. This are not a transmission
type X ray system where you would seep outains organic.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
He says, what do you say, t bones organic material?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
They're looking for organic cotton. So her Pat's probably made
out of cotton.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is organic cotton illegal to be on a plane with?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You didn't think so?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
No, I was looking for organic material because bombs are
typically made out of organic material.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
No, confusing people are smuggling sweatshirts, right, make sure these women,
Oh she's on a period, she'd probably a really bad mood.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Be cool.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, stop, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, thanks man, thanks for listening. Hey, Ryan, what's up?
You're on the air. High.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Hey, hey, I just can say the husband on War
Today initially sounded like a complete idiot. By based on
the wife's description, it was very much confirmed when he
thought on the air.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah right, he thought he might be stupid. But then
once he said his first word, you're like, oh, yeah,
he's stood.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Then he blames it on her for reading too far.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ryan, what are you doing? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm at work?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But what you doing? It work? Because you're breathing really hard.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh sorry, I just went down and play the stairs.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Down the flight of stairs.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow up, brother, I'm awake.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm awake. I'm awake again.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I could go down the flight of stairs and not
breathe hard at all. I have to go up the flightestairs.
I'm like, whoa, I gotta stop. I stopped tell you
on the third floor and four floors ago because I
was out of breath. All right, have a great day,
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Man, you too?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
All right? Very cool.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
So we need we need a contestant eight sevens?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is this we might have the hold on old Oh no,
this is another. This is another Christina, Hi, Hi, Yes
you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh can you hear me. Sorry, yes, hi, yeah, hey,
I was calling about the body scanners that. Explaining to
the girl that screened the calls, I literally get patted
down in my crotch every single time I fly on
the airplane because when I go through that body scanner,
it always comes up with a red block right there.
(06:06):
Because I'm wearing jeans, they're kind of sagging. It can't
see through there to tell that there's nothing there. And
what makes it really funny is I took thirty six
eighth graders to Washington, DC last year and they all
got to see me get patted down.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I literally no exaggeration. Every time I fly they have
to pat.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Down my cross.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Okay, so the one i'd wear a different pair of
jeans next time, or may she enjoys the pet town.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well right, you would think I would not stop wearing jeans,
but it's the most comfortable thing to travel in is jeans, and.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
So it's fine.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It doesn't I'm not carrying anything or concealing anything. But
that's what they told me, is why they always have
to pat me down.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know what's funny you say that.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
My wife told me, she's like, when you're gonna we're
going to travel the summer with the Europe.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She was, get on the plane. You got to get
these Lulu Lemon pants, so the best for crowding. You
gotta get them. So I got a pair and I
hated it. No, no, no, no no, I hated it. I
went back to jeans. I think jeans.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I think loose jeans are the best of flying sweats.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Thanks, thanks Christina, you guys today.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Bye bye, Hello Gail.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hello, you ready to play minute to win it? Yes, we
got thousand dollars on the line.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
All right, Gail, sixty seconds. You gotta get them all
right in sixty seconds if you know it shouted out
fast because it goes super quick. What animal is called
the king of the jungle? A lion? How many sides
on a triangle? Three? What is the country shaped like
(07:51):
a boot?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Italy?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Wood bird can run fast than a horse?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh, you can't cuss, she's out. You cuss, you're out.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That boot question would have gotten me because I did
not hear you say country.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So I'm over here like Louisiana, and.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I was looking at her.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I was like, it's Italy.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
And then you're like, what can run faster than the horse?
She's like cheetah.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm like, he said, bird bird.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Do you guys know which bird can run faster than
a horse? Ostrich a street?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Really?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So you're trying to answer it before the question is done, I.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Want to I want to give it behind the scenes,
just in case that sounded. We're on the radio, so
we're live. Our show's live, so we're live, and if
you cuss, the rule is we have to hang up
on you. Yeah, so she's playing the game. She said
a big, big cuss word and we had to dump
her and then get rid of her so she doesn't
get the prize.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And hot tip you should win anyway. You should try
to do it yourself. If you have people helping, you're
never gonna get it in sixty seconds. You got to
crank them out.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I think if you hesitate on any one of the questions,
it's like you're going to run out of time.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Right, you can probably hesitate on one, but that's it.
Not very long, not very long.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I just got a text from a six oh two
number says, I just got back from Seattle this past weekend,
flying out of Phoenix to Seattle, and out of Seattle
to Phoenix. I got the random imagery that showed a
big red box on my crotch area. Both times I
got the pat down and they said it was excessive
mass detected.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Lol.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Excessive mass. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
What a gift. I know, find a different term. Those
guys would be like sweet,
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