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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Denise. Do you have an embarrassing story that
happened in public?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Uh? Yes, pretty engrossed to you, A little bit gross.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
So, so I was driving to Mesa to pick up
a car some surprise, and my sister was I'm taking me.
It was a private owner bike. So we're driving back
from Mesa. Well I am now and my sister's following me,
and we're on the it in and this car that

(00:32):
looks great to have brand new tires and everything, but somehow,
some way, one of my tires literally had like went
like flat or popped or whatever, like shredded, and so
the car starts like going crazy, and like I'm tiny,
and it's like a huge like mini van, like the
biggest I've ever seen. I don't know. And so my

(00:54):
sister's behind me, and then the car and then the
tire flies off of of my car and it hit
my sister's window shields, and then I'm trying to like
pull over. But now I'm worried about my sister, and
I don't see her anymore because her car like started
to like spin a little bit. So now I'm like scared,

(01:15):
and I don't know what happens but when I get
really really scared, I have to poop, like real poop,
like diarrhea poop. And so right there, I like pull
over right and I'm like, I get out on the
itin like around seventh Avenue, and I was so scared,

(01:37):
and next thing I know, I had to poop and
I had to poop right thin and there, so I
had no choice but to just poop on the side
of the IT tin And then I had nothing to
wipe with, so I had to use the car manuals
of the car I just bought. And then these people
came to help me, and I was pooping like I

(01:57):
was diarrhea poop, got it and it was awkward and
it was nasty. And then and then on top of that,
I got scared because this guy who who like came
to help, he was relatively large, and he scared me.
I don't know, I got scared. I was pooping, my
pants were down, and then I hit my head on

(02:19):
like the car door because I had one of the
like the driver door open and try to block me
from being seen because it's a band, so I can't
like open up up the package or the back door.
So I was kind of exposed, and when he came
up behind, I got scared and I hit my head
and there was a mess and I have, yeah, poop

(02:40):
on my leg.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's why. That's why a lot of those manuals now
are digital. That's why.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
The way the car manual paper, it's really really hard.
It's so disgusting, like it hurts so bad. It was
a mess. Hot kind of car, was it? You know
what's funny? It was a stupid It was a Ford
Wizdord windsor Windsor.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Never heard of it. Don't remember that one?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Still, Yeah, you don't remember a Windsor like it's a ford.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
E didn't buy your real Ford. That's why the wheel
fell Windstar Mini.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, well, at least you have those are thick manuals.
So you had a lot of paper. That's good, all right, Christmas,
But I know, I don't know. I won't tell you
too much. But been there, been there, Denise, all right,
really no, I didn't use a manual. But okay, hold on,

(03:41):
you put the manual back in, you throw it away,
no more.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You don't learn anything about it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
It was diarrhea, it was you didn't need any more details.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's fine, all right, that was not Christmas wish. In
case you just came in, that's a little different, coming
up a little later, different, change the music.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
If she told that story over the song and I.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Had to poop on the side of the time.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Gets scared, I have to poop.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, we got you your own roll of toilet paper
for your windstar. In case she gets scared again, wins.
I mean she was a really good storyteller, though lots
of details.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
On that way.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I may never be the same.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
But what Nick, you're there laughing? What we're gonna have
a meeting about ballot ye if Dylan is back here mortified,
she's trying to find literally anyone else to call to
follow up that call. You don't follow up that. We
don't follow up that call. You leave that alone. Maybe

(04:58):
shouldn't be taken that call. That's good.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I don't have a delay that goes five.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Live radio show. You know what? This is not AI,
This is uh we real human, personally human. You can't
get more human than that. And I'm gonna hear a
aar will about talking about that. You know what, say,
that's the iHeart Corporate. This is the most real phone
call you could ever put on the radio. This is
the most guaranteed human. Guaranteed human, that's the phrase I

(05:27):
was looking for.