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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John J.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:00):
She does a text text JJR and what was on
your mind? The ninety six eight nine three or call
us live in the studio right now eight seven seven
nine three seven one four seven.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So yesterday Kyle had a story on toots. That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Scientists actually found that the chemical in farts is that
the chemical that makes them smell the way they do
when you smell, that it can actually give you a
brain boost.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And then I was like, good for you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I wonder if other people's farts are good for you?
And then I was like, I saw some article one
time about some woman that was selling them in a
jar of her farts. And then Christy called, hello, Christy, Hey,
what's your story.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
So one of my friends, my best friends, she told
me that she used to fart for some man in
her in her area that used to pay her money
for a fut And what's crazier, I don't know. She
just told me, don't judge me when she told me
(01:00):
the story, and I just laughed. But then years later
she ended up working for the man's wife, and she
found out because the teacher that she was working for
was showing her pictures of her family and she's seen
the man that she used to fart for.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Oh my goodness, I have so many questions.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It was so crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
She crop dust him like what was like?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Was it in a jar or talking about She would oh, no,
in person? And I don't know. She just used to
always tell me before she would go because she wanted
somebody to know where she was, because how do you
plan that?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Like can you just do that on command? Do you
eat a lot of bright?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Is there something that she doesn't?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
She would tell her what to eat. She would tell
her what to eat, and then she would eat that
that day.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, So then so then I thought it was like
in a jar. So she would do it for him
in person, like right there in person party? So was
it from the table?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is it like she.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Would she be like in like if you're playing football,
like the position of a center and he would just
put his nose.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is he just in the room.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
He just told me what she did and and that
was it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did she keep her clothing?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I'm pretty sure you know clothes.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
It's not fair for her to tell you that story
and go don't judge me, I mean, because you have
to judge a little bit to.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Say that we listen and we don't how much did
you pay?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
How much did you pay her?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I don't know, but she was doing it for a while,
so I'm pretty sure it was good money. I think
I'm almost sure it was before before COVID.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The stress of the person doing the tuting you can
do that's a lot, and I hope I need a
couple of days.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Dave ned that before.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's a new one. I would do it someone paid
me money. I would too.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'd just be like, just waits an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm going to need about three or four hours. It's
just relation time.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I don't know, because like maybe the nerves would help.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, totally, Yeah, totally helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
How did they start that? How did they get to that?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What was the first encounter?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
He's like, well, I need to pay for that, and
I need to pay for it a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I want.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, thanks Christy, Thanks? Are you still friends with her?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You ask more questions, you totally do.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
She didn't judge.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She was just like to judge, you just asked.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I mean, almost doesn't matter what you're getting paid for that,
you're not doing that much extra, so any extra, I
guess is good.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's more like the time of going over there, right.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I want to get into the how frustrated to our
liberty at Grandma's house now, which I'd love this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I love the storyline because I saw it coming a
year ago.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, I mean I feel like, so we're living my fiance,
say and I are living in a house with my
grandma and then no joke, one hundred feet away my parents.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Live in a casita. And I feel like I have just.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Been on edge a lot lately, and I I one
hundred percent blame it on the fact that we are
living with my grandma. We are we are in a
one like we're confined to one bedroom, Like we have
no room. I feel like we kind of have to
stay out of her way, so we kind of seclude
ourselves to the room. Anyways, But like over the weekend,
I was not very nice to people.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
And by like the people, I mean like the people that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I absolutely love an a door, like my fiance, and
like my parents, Like I was so quick to just
snap at them, and then I realized, I was like,
I need to take a nap and I need to
get the hell out of this house. Oh I did.
I went on like a drive. I like took it
out and then I left. I like went to like
a happy hour by myself. I was like, I need
(04:51):
to decompress.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You went to hour by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, it's like the best thing to do. You take
your headphones, you just scroll on TikTok for a couple hours,
a great time.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
So it was my grandma that got on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The woman you're staking, yes exactly, which is why it's
like incredibly difficult because I'm so thankful. But I was
just so frustrated because I was like about to take
a nap. I was about to lay down and take
an ap, and she was.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like, you're leaning on the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like, what are you talking about. She was like,
come here, I'll show you. You're leaning on the cupboard.
And she shows me and it's like the drawer underneath
the bathroom sink that I used, no joke twenty times
a day and it's kind of like the hinges.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Off of it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not purposely leaning on
the on like the cupboard door. And then she said
it two more times and I was like, Okaymma, I
hear you, and she's like, I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining.
And I said, you explained the first time, and now
the last three times, it sounds a little bit like
you're complaining.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You said.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I kind of started to like go a little
crazy because she was saying it like I was intentionally
doing it and I was it and I was just tired.
I was just cranky and I'm sure en. I mean, also,
my nephews were at the house.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It played a whole lot onto that she gets stressed
out when they're there because they're absolutely crazy. But yeah,
I needed to be I actually texted Kadima. I was like,
I don't know if I could do this for much
walk him him. Yeah, he was just like annoying me
like anything he did anything he said. I was just like,
can you just go away from me? Like you get
out of my face? He literally did nothing, but es be,
(06:29):
I felt really bad, Like you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Said to him, can you get out of my face?
Really exactly word you said him.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
So he came up and he was like being all
playful and I was.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Like trying to do something and I was like, I
need you to back up. I need you to get
out of my face right now, Like you are over
stimulating me and you need to move.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
If my wife said that to me, I would I
would be destroyed. I would probably be like, I don't
think I can overcome. That's like stopping a little bit.
That's how that's how said.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I feel like I could probably say that to Scott
at some point if he was being obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, like I'm trying to get something done and you're
doing this on purpose, like I'm about to go zero
to one hundred real quick, and.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
It just it was just all of it. I was
just overwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I did send a group chat textans like I'm sorry for.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Like being a total b but my bad.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I was like, I'm going crazy happy hour. Yeah, and
I haven't been taking my yin medicine, so it's a
whole lot.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, making your yang I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I didn't know yin you'r yang meant medicine.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What medicine you take.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
It's like some root that my doctor gave me.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I don't know what kind of root.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it's like a natural thing that I don't know.
I just took it because he told me to take it,
and like my acupunctured doctor.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, it's one of those.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, he's awesome. Doctor.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Kim Medicine is real.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I really do believe in. I go to get acupunctured
today because I was.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like, sorry, he told you to take some root and
you take it and makes you feel better.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't know if it's placebo, if it's actually working,
but I haven't taken it in like a week, and
I'm feeling distressed.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Seriously, why have you not taken it a week?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I just have I just haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Now, when you start taking it again, notice if you
actually feel the difference, then.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It isn't placebo.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Then it is.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Even if it is placibo, it works.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I know.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was like, even if it is Percibo, I'm totally
It's a little expensive though.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
But Chinese medicine has been around for thousands of years.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah,
John J.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:00):
She does a text text JJR and what was on
your mind? The ninety six eight nine three or call
us live in the studio right now eight seven seven
nine three seven one four seven.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So yesterday Kyle had a story on toots. That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Scientists actually found that the chemical in farts is that
the chemical that makes them smell the way they do
when you smell, that it can actually give you a
brain boost.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And then I was like, good for you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I wonder if other people's farts are good for you?
And then I was like, I saw some article one
time about some woman that was selling them in a
jar of her farts. And then Christy called, hello, Christy, Hey,
what's your story.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
So one of my friends, my best friends, she told
me that she used to fart for some man in
her in her area that used to pay her money
for a fut And what's crazier, I don't know. She
just told me, don't judge me when she told me
(01:00):
the story, and I just laughed. But then years later
she ended up working for the man's wife, and she
found out because the teacher that she was working for
was showing her pictures of her family and she's seen
the man that she used to fart for.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Oh my goodness, I have so many questions.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It was so crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
She crop dust him like what was like?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Was it in a jar or talking about She would oh, no,
in person? And I don't know. She just used to
always tell me before she would go because she wanted
somebody to know where she was, because how do you
plan that?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Like can you just do that on command? Do you
eat a lot of bright?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Is there something that she doesn't?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
She would tell her what to eat. She would tell
her what to eat, and then she would eat that
that day.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, So then so then I thought it was like
in a jar. So she would do it for him
in person, like right there in person party? So was
it from the table?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is it like she.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Would she be like in like if you're playing football,
like the position of a center and he would just
put his nose.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is he just in the room.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
He just told me what she did and and that
was it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did she keep her clothing?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I'm pretty sure you know clothes.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
It's not fair for her to tell you that story
and go don't judge me, I mean, because you have
to judge a little bit to.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Say that we listen and we don't how much did
you pay?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
How much did you pay her?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I don't know, but she was doing it for a while,
so I'm pretty sure it was good money. I think
I'm almost sure it was before before COVID.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The stress of the person doing the tuting you can
do that's a lot, and I hope I need a
couple of days.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Dave ned that before.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's a new one. I would do it someone paid
me money. I would too.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'd just be like, just waits an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm going to need about three or four hours. It's
just relation time.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I don't know, because like maybe the nerves would help.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, totally, Yeah, totally helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
How did they start that? How did they get to that?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What was the first encounter?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
He's like, well, I need to pay for that, and
I need to pay for it a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I want.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, thanks Christy, Thanks? Are you still friends with her?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You ask more questions, you totally do.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
She didn't judge.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She was just like to judge, you just asked.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I mean, almost doesn't matter what you're getting paid for that,
you're not doing that much extra, so any extra, I
guess is good.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's more like the time of going over there, right.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I want to get into the how frustrated to our
liberty at Grandma's house now, which I'd love this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I love the storyline because I saw it coming a
year ago.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, I mean I feel like, so we're living my fiance,
say and I are living in a house with my
grandma and then no joke, one hundred feet away my parents.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Live in a casita. And I feel like I have just.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Been on edge a lot lately, and I I one
hundred percent blame it on the fact that we are
living with my grandma. We are we are in a
one like we're confined to one bedroom, Like we have
no room. I feel like we kind of have to
stay out of her way, so we kind of seclude
ourselves to the room. Anyways, But like over the weekend,
I was not very nice to people.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
And by like the people, I mean like the people that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I absolutely love an a door, like my fiance, and
like my parents, Like I was so quick to just
snap at them, and then I realized, I was like,
I need to take a nap and I need to
get the hell out of this house. Oh I did.
I went on like a drive. I like took it
out and then I left. I like went to like
a happy hour by myself. I was like, I need
(04:51):
to decompress.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You went to hour by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, it's like the best thing to do. You take
your headphones, you just scroll on TikTok for a couple hours,
a great time.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
So it was my grandma that got on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The woman you're staking, yes exactly, which is why it's
like incredibly difficult because I'm so thankful. But I was
just so frustrated because I was like about to take
a nap. I was about to lay down and take
an ap, and she was.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like, you're leaning on the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like, what are you talking about. She was like,
come here, I'll show you. You're leaning on the cupboard.
And she shows me and it's like the drawer underneath
the bathroom sink that I used, no joke twenty times
a day and it's kind of like the hinges.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Off of it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not purposely leaning on
the on like the cupboard door. And then she said
it two more times and I was like, Okaymma, I
hear you, and she's like, I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining.
And I said, you explained the first time, and now
the last three times, it sounds a little bit like
you're complaining.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You said.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I kind of started to like go a little
crazy because she was saying it like I was intentionally
doing it and I was it and I was just tired.
I was just cranky and I'm sure en. I mean, also,
my nephews were at the house.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It played a whole lot onto that she gets stressed
out when they're there because they're absolutely crazy. But yeah,
I needed to be I actually texted Kadima. I was like,
I don't know if I could do this for much
walk him him. Yeah, he was just like annoying me
like anything he did anything he said. I was just like,
can you just go away from me? Like you get
out of my face? He literally did nothing, but es be,
(06:29):
I felt really bad, Like you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Said to him, can you get out of my face?
Really exactly word you said him.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
So he came up and he was like being all
playful and I was.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Like trying to do something and I was like, I
need you to back up. I need you to get
out of my face right now, Like you are over
stimulating me and you need to move.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
If my wife said that to me, I would I
would be destroyed. I would probably be like, I don't
think I can overcome. That's like stopping a little bit.
That's how that's how said.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I feel like I could probably say that to Scott
at some point if he was being obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, like I'm trying to get something done and you're
doing this on purpose, like I'm about to go zero
to one hundred real quick, and.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
It just it was just all of it. I was
just overwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I did send a group chat textans like I'm sorry for.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Like being a total b but my bad.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I was like, I'm going crazy happy hour. Yeah, and
I haven't been taking my yin medicine, so it's a
whole lot.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, making your yang I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I didn't know yin you'r yang meant medicine.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What medicine you take.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
It's like some root that my doctor gave me.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I don't know what kind of root.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it's like a natural thing that I don't know.
I just took it because he told me to take it,
and like my acupunctured doctor.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, it's one of those.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, he's awesome. Doctor.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Kim Medicine is real.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I really do believe in. I go to get acupunctured
today because I was.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like, sorry, he told you to take some root and
you take it and makes you feel better.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't know if it's placebo, if it's actually working,
but I haven't taken it in like a week, and
I'm feeling distressed.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Seriously, why have you not taken it a week?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I just have I just haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Now, when you start taking it again, notice if you
actually feel the difference, then.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It isn't placebo.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Then it is.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Even if it is placibo, it works.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I know.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was like, even if it is Percibo, I'm totally
It's a little expensive though.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
But Chinese medicine has been around for thousands of years.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah,
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