STACKS and HACKS

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time to do sacks and hacks, sax match. I have
sex information rich found life hacks. You know, sometimes I
get information. I search information that I can tie in
to everybody and people on the show, and I feel
like this, Kyle's one of these people. I may be wrong,
but I know my mother in law is like this,
and I find calm my mother law very similar. A
poll file, a third of Americans save wrapping paper? Do
you save wrapping paper?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I save gift bags, but not wrapping paper. I save
tissue paper, but not like wrapping paper, like Kleenics, like
a few Billiard nose.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, it's a tissue paper that goes in gift bags.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
New dating tread, new dating trend.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Desperate singles are letting their parents take over their online
dating accounts. The idea is, you've had no luck, so
maybe your mom can find you your soulmates.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, I actually like that, because you know your mom's
gonna like really want the best for you. Oh really Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
My mom is like still obsessed with this guy that
I did in high school. Any opportunity that she can
mention him. Oh, he's so cute.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm like, mom, he sucked. Also, I'm getting married. Yeah,
maybe a very successful, great guy.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's just a leo to her. Course, she don't care
about anything but what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, Singing Christmas songs is good for your health, especially
if you do with other people. Studies are found singing
lower's blood pressure, expand your lungs and stimulates your brain
in multiple ways. Doing it in social settings is even
better because it helps us bond with total strangers. Let's
pick a song real quick, all of us to do
one or two bars.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, the weather outside is ride fall the light ball.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Roughly two hundred and fifty thousand packages are stolen nationwide
every day, with an estimated value of fifteen billion dollars.
A Canadian school is forcing kids to wear helmets to
play in the snow.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
A woman who has been dealing with a lot of
backlash online because she bought Angel Tree gifts for poor.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Kids at the Dollar Tree store and people are mad
at her, maybe that's like what she could afford. She's
still giving.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
There's a list of bare minimum adult skills that way
too many people never learn right. That includes driving, patience, cooking,
oral hygiene, and the last two which are actually the
first two, I'm guilty of listing and apologizing.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't do it.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I have a friend twenty eight and still doesn't have
her driver's license, and I think that is just mind blown.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
But does she live in like a place like New York.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No? Oh, she ubers everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Literally, that's expensive.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, ubers every I don't know how she knows she
gets rides. I don't know how she gets around.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The space between your eyebrows is the brow? No, Yes,
that's our term. You'll know this when I tell you.
I just always don't out to see if colo it was.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, but it's also called the front. No, Glabella, I've
heard that before. I've heard that before. I heard that before.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Your Globa.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Mary Povich wants to come out of retirement to settle
rap beefs Oh, that'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And they have listed the most iconic Crispy Crispy Christmas
movie characters of all time.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
What do you got? Wi? Screwge is number two, Buddy
the ELpH is number seven, Frosty the Snowman Kevin McAllister,
Rosty the snow Man number twelve. Kevin Muscat McAllister is
number five.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Santa Santa Santa Santa Say, Chris Kringle number thirteen, Clause
number eleven.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Uh, how are they so far now?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Park Chriswolds number fifteen, George Bailey's number four, Jack Skeleton
number three, Everyany's just screwed number two, The Grinch, Jim
carry the number.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
What do you got for life?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Has Rich It's the most wonderful hack of the year. Okay,
so these are for my people who can't sleep because
their heads are spinning at night, especially about the holidays.
You can't stop thinking about stuff. Okay, Well, before you
go to bed, just do one small thing for tomorrow.
So that one small thing can be clearing the kitchen counter,

(04:12):
you could lay out tomorrow's clothes.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You could just go plug in your phone.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But the most effective thing that you can do is
write down one thing that actually matters to you in
the morning. So it'll take you less than sixty seconds,
but it'll lets your brain actually shut off instead of
spinning all night, and then you don't wake up feeling
you know, all messed up. You wake up feeling relieved.
So just do one thing that takes a little pressure

(04:36):
off your morning for the for the night before, and
you will start the next day a little bit lighter
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