Mikayla was the IT GIRL at the HOLIDAY PARTY

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Me, Kayla, good morning, Good morning you guys morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Thanks for holding what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
All right? So this is a PSA for anyone who
is hesitant about going to their holiday work party because
they think it's going to be boring. I would go
and get your boss absolutely hammered. So my boss generally

(00:27):
like doesn't even really like look in my direction. She
might give me like a polite smile and like nod
and then just like keep walking. But I don't know
what happened, but at the holiday party, she just decided
that I was hurt.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Girls and we were drinking martini, a lot of them,
and then all of a sudden she pulled me into
like the corner of the room and is just absolutely
spilling every single piece of tea that was going on
in the office.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
She was telling me who was in bezeling money having
affairs in the office. Yeah, like big stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Does she work in Michigan State? Sports jokes? Sports joke?
You guys, Hey, you could leave the light again. Let
me give you a walk off. He's like, oh, man,
does she work in Michigan State?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh see, I think it's the University of Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh my gosh, you either way you do that, I.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Guess that it's for me to decide. I mean she
was literally telling me who had criminal backgrounds, like who
was that at their job? Like, I mean, it was unbelievable.
But I'm using this to my advantage because I think
she may have like woken up with anxiety or something
and thinks that I'm going to tell people what she
said that race. I probably should, but like at the moment,

(01:50):
she just like she like will be like, hey, girl,
I brought you lunch. Hate girl, Like you want to
go to happy hours working?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Your silence to be bought for?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Raid?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, your silence can be bought. Absolutely, there's no shame
in that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, I can be bought. Yeah, I'm not above it,
but I'm taking full advantage of it. And you know what,
that was the best holiday party I've ever been to
And I have zero regrets. She may, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Do you Guys remember that line from Succession, Like when
one of the guys is saying to the boss, He's like, hey,
are we good? And the boss says, if we're good,
we're good. Just leave it at that. That's what your
your attitude should be. Well, the problem is we're good.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
If the boss spilled all this information and now she's like,
oh gosh, what have I done, she might now be
going I need to get rid of her. Depends on
the line of work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So be nice
to her.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, not me, a blackmail queen.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I love it all.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Right, We'll have a great day, MICHAELA. Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Thanks