Let's set Johnjay up with some private sessions

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes, John Jay and Rich what's cracker like?

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And this is the Big Boss does snoopy deco.

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It's the one and only does the last the lastly.

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Big smoothiegle double jibb in your face to be and.

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In the place to be.

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And you're listening to John Jay and.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Rich, John Jay and Rich our phone number eight seven
seven ninety three seven O four seven. The text line
you text jj R and whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight nine three.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We have a text here. We have a couple of
text messages.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
One of them says, for some reason, I love when
Kyle says Son with emphasis.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh because the Netflix number one game Son.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Lots of camera actions.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
So when you call, when you text, us will either
read your text or we'll call you back. And we're
calling Amber back, Amber, good.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Morning, good morning, How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Thanks for texting us?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
So I was just telling everyone will either read a text,
we'll just call you back, and we're calling you back.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What was your text?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, so I texted. I thought I was texting my friend,
my roommate at the time, and I was talking about
my boss and I accidentally sent the text to him.
But I sent her a text telling her that my
boss was being a big.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
B word or egg plant.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
And he is the one that got the text.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Oh no, that didn't go well? Did it worse? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
And he saw the text and I'm like wondering, why
didn't my friend text me back? And after our like
lunch hour for work was over, he refronted.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
Me and was like, I want to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
And he asked me if I knew what it was about,
and I'm like, no, miss, she is like BlackBerry phone time.
And he pulled up the text and just handed me
his phone, like, oh my god, she didn't fire me
and I still worked for him?

Speaker 9 (02:11):
Oh really, wow, I totally can you. But I guess
he didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
That's surprising.

Speaker 10 (02:16):
I thought he was.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
And I like, I took my chance. I'm like, okay,
now's my chance.

Speaker 11 (02:21):
I hate going to work.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
And I told him all the things I didn't like
about him.

Speaker 9 (02:25):
Oh good, that's good.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
And he walked away and didn't talk to me for
about a week and now things have been better. But yeah,
he still worked for him almost eighteen years now.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did he change any of the things that you didn't like?

Speaker 11 (02:40):
He did a little.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
So we still have arguments, probably every single year, but
he's lightened up a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
See. I think that's good leadership, like you still work there.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
The fact that he can take that.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well, thanks Ambra, Thanks thanks for
texting us and sharing that story with us.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Thank you have a good day you too.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
So another text here says, you know, we play the
dog Shot Collar trivia game. Yeah, it says, has anyone
else been shocked by the dog shock collar other than Peyton?
Every time y'all play that game, I feel like the
poor girl's the only one that ever gets demerits and punishment.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I mean, she does get the majority of it. But
I know Rich and I got it together the other day.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I've got it before too, because the rule is the
rule is when I do the trivia games, whoever gets
the most wrong has to sing the trivia game, sing
a song and get shocked by the dog shot collar.
If you get them all right, I get shocked, which,
by the way, is a great time to play another game.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I have a game another, Let's play the dog Shot
collar trivia.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Game the pressure.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is gonna be a holiday movie trivia all right,
So whoever gets the most wrong has to get shocked
by the dog shot collar. Rich called it earlier this morning.
The reindeer collar, all right, is what Santa uses on.
Rudolph got to.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Keep them in mind, Okay, Rich.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
In the movie A Christmas Carol, what is the name
of the main character.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Ebenezer screwed?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes? Peyton in the movie Elf, What is Buddy's real name?

Speaker 9 (04:09):
Buddy?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Full name.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
Buddy? Right?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Anybody know that answer? This is your big el fans.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, I mean his actual last name is Hobbes.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Buddy Hobbs's right. Kyl would have got that right, Buddy Hobbes.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Kyle would have got that ride al sadly, Demerica, Peyton
just got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was just going in order.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Kyle screwge answer. I knew that one.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Kyle.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
In the movie It's a Wonderful Life, What is the
name of George Bailey's guardian Angel, I've.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Never seen It's a Wonderful Life, So I'm going to say,
obviously it's Sarah.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Do you know what is Rich?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Clarence?

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Clarence is right, okay, parents, Rich.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
So right now you got you got? Kyle and Peyton
one demerit each. Rich in the movie Home Alone, What
is Kevin's last name? Mcalliser?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Peyton in the movie The Grinch? What is the name
of the town where the Grinch lives?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes? Kyle?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
In the movie The Polar Express. What's the name of
the main character.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Kimmy, it's been like twenty years.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
No, I didn't really like The Polar Express.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
You never took your case to the Poet Express up
North yet?

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yeah, but we didn't watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh really?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Interesting? Rich? What's the answer?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I feel like he doesn't have a name because I
think they just call.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Him boy hero boy. Also, acceptable is the name Chris?
Chris Rich?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
In the movie Love Actually, what is the name of
the Prime Minister's assistant? Oh my god, that's tough. Uh,
Julia looking for Natalie to read the merits right now?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Peyton?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
In the movie National Lamp. Who's Christmas Vacation? What is
the name of Clark Griswold's boss Rich? No, anybody for
the steal? Frank Shirley Kyle in the movie The Santa Claus.
What is Scott Calvin's profession.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Uh, I don't know. I know he falls off the ladder.
He is a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Nick for the steal, he's a toy maker. Kyle.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
In the movie How the Grinch Sold Christmas? What is
the grinches Dog's name?

Speaker 7 (06:39):
Zero?

Speaker 9 (06:46):
You're on the right one, though.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Rich.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
In the Charlie Brown Christmas what is the name of
Charlie Brown's Christmas tree? They name the tree? Huh, I
mean I can see the tree. What is the name? Well,
just a Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Anybody for the steal?

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Drawn a blank?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Spindley, Spindley.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Remember these questions are impossible, and you should get.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Shocked, so that would leaves agree. Kyle's got two, Pink
got two, one, you got three, Kyle got three? What
do you to sing, Kyle?

Speaker 9 (07:29):
No, the three of us need to stand up against him.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sorry, that's the way the game goes.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
We're not full of holiday chair.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
What what's song you're going to sing?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
For his call?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Do jingle belts?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Let's go, jingle bells.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Put the collar on, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all
the way?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
What it is?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Horse over and say, Hey.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I hope you turn trunk.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Kyle Later on drinking and that's my game because it's Thursday.

Speaker 12 (08:09):
It's Thursday and a game for you.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Got a wake up.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
And Ridge wake you up.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's time for Peyton's predictions. Peyton, Today, I'm.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Gonna let you know the people that you need to
avoid for the rest of the week based on your
zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today, you are
Sagittarius and you share a birthday with so many celebrities,
Billie Eilish, Brad pitt, Sia, Christina Aguilera, Bridget Medler, Actually Benson, DMX,
Jayden Daniels, Steven Spielberg, so many celebrities.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Michelle, good morning, hyod morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 13 (08:50):
Right?

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Okay, So for my Taurus, you guys need to avoid
people who make everything complicated when it absolutely does not
need to be. You're craving peace, comfort and vibes this
holiday season, and so no drama disguised as quote unquote
just being honest. If it disrupts your calm, it's an
absolute no.

Speaker 14 (09:07):
That's so accurate.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Yeah, keep your eyes on some scorpios this weekend. They're
gonna be the ones that come to get you.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Michelle.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
If you're born today, what's your signatary, Why do you do, Sagittaries?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, I got you so many celebrities.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Yeah, so Sagittarius. You guys need to avoid people who
can blame constantly but refuse to change anything about their behavior.
Your energy wants movement, growth, and fun and not a
stuck mindset. So this week and the rest of the week,
choose expansion over exhaustion.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, freedom, what's your sign Virgo?

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Virgo? Avoid people who are unprepared this week, late or
proudly disorganized. Your nervous system simply cannot handle deal quote unquote,
I'll work it out. Attitude. This week, choose competence because
it's going to be self care for my virgos.

Speaker 11 (09:56):
Oh man, that's good, Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Freedom, free, freedom, Beyonce, have a great day.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
How about Pisces, Yeah, Richie, my pisces in the room.
You need to avoid people who confuse chaos with passion
and think emotional whiplash is romantic. You're craving peace, creativity,
and softness for the rest of the week. Anyone disturbing
that gets a gently but firmly avoided.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Do not harsh my chie this holiday season period.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
How about leos?

Speaker 9 (10:29):
Yeah, I'm a leo us leos. We need to avoid
people who don't hype us up, acknowledge us, or notice
when we walk into a room. We're not asking for applause,
just basic recognition like a HI or a hello. And
if someone doules your shine, they don't get access to us.
How about Kyle. You need to avoid people who create
tension and then expect you to fix it. You're tired

(10:51):
of being the emotional mediator with a no benefits package,
so let the mess stay messy. It is not your
job to deal with for the rest of the week.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
It definitely it can be the emotion feel mediator, but
then I feel like I should be.

Speaker 9 (11:02):
I just wonder everyone to.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Get along now.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
If we didn't get to your sign there, I'll post
it on our website right now. John Jaynrich dot coms
squabble up, squabble up, squabble up, John Jay and Rich Me, Kayla,
good morning, Good morning you guys morning.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Thanks for holdly. What's going on all right?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
So this is a PSA for anyone who is hesitant
about going to their holiday work party because they think
it's going to be boring. I would go and get
your boss absolutely hammered. So my boss generally like doesn't

(11:42):
even really like look at my direction. She might give
me like a polite smile and like nod and then
just like keep walking. But I don't know what happened.
But at the holiday party, she just decided that I
was hurt. Girls and we were drinking martini.

Speaker 15 (11:58):
A lot of them, and then all of a sudden,
she like pulled me into like the corner of the
room and is just absolutely spilling every single piece of
tea that was going.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
On in the office. She was telling me who was
embezzling money in the office?

Speaker 13 (12:14):
Yeah, like big stuff?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Does she work in Michigan State? Sports joke? Sports jokes?
You could leave again. Let me give you a walk
off man. Does she work in Michigan State?

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh see, I think it's the University of Michigan.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Oh my god, you eat it way.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I guess that it's for me to decide. I mean,
she was literally telling me who had criminal backgrounds, like
who was that at their job? Like, I mean, it
was unbelievable. But I'm using this to my advantage because
I think she may have woken up with anxiety or
something and thinks that I'm going to tell people what
she said.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's for rat it.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I probably should, but like at the moment, she just
like she like will be like, hey, girl, I brought
you lunch. Yeah, hate girl, Like you want to go
to happy hour?

Speaker 14 (13:11):
Work?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
It your silence to be bought for a raise? Yeah,
your silence can be bought.

Speaker 9 (13:16):
Absolutely, there's no shame in that.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
No, I can be bought. Yeah, I'm not above it,
but I'm taking full advantage of it. And you know what,
that was the best holiday party I've ever been to.

Speaker 13 (13:28):
And I have zero regrets.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
She may, but I don't do.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
You guys remember that line from Succession, Like when one
of the guys is saying to the boss. He's like, hey,
are we good? And the boss says, if we're good,
we're good. Just leaves at that. That's what your your
attitude should be. Well, the problem is we're good.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
If the boss billed all this information and now she's like,
oh gosh, what have I done?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
She might now be going I need to get rid
of her. Depends on the line of work. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so'd be nice to her.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, not me, a blackmail queen.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I love it. All right, We'll have a great day. MICHAELA.
Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
From the car to the office out with them every morning.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Jean Jay Rich, it's time to do stats and HACKSA.
I have sax information Rich found life hacks. You know.
Sometimes I get information.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I search information that I can tie to everybody and
people on the show, and I feel like this Kyle's
one of these people. I may be wrong, but I
know my mother in laws like this, and I find
coling my mother all very similar. A poll file, a
third of Americans save wrapping paper? Do you save wrapping paper?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I save gift bags, but not wrapping paper. I save
tissue paper, but not like wrapping paper.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Like Kleenics, like a few Billiard nose.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
No, it's a tissue paper that goes in gift bags.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
New Dating tread, New dating Tread.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Desperate singles are letting their parents take over their online
dating accounts. The idea is, you've had no luck, so
maybe your mom can find you your soulmate.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
No, I actually like that, because you know your mom's
gonna like really want the best for you.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
Oh really, yeah. My mom is like still obsessed with
this guy that I did in high school. Any opportunity
that she can mention him. Oh, he so cute. I'm like, mom,
he sucked. Also, I'm getting married.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, maybe probably a very successful, great guy.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
It's just a leo. True to her course, she don't
care about anything but what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Singing Christmas songs is good for your health, especially if
you do with other people. Studies are found singing lower's
blood pressure, expand your lungs and stimulates your brain in
multiple ways. Doing it in social settings is even better
because it helps us bond with total strangers. Let's pick
a song real quick. All of us to do one
or two bars. The weather outside is ridefall, light falls us.

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Roughly two hundred and fifty thousand packages are stolen nationwide
every day, with an estimated value of fifteen billion dollars.
A Canadian school is forcing kids to wear helmets to
play in the snow.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think that's hilarious. A woman who's been dealing with.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
A lot of backlash online because she bought Angel.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Tree gifts for poor kids at the Dollar Tree store
and people are mad at her.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Maybe that's like what she could afford. She's still giving.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
There's a list of bare minimum adult skills that way
too many people never learn right. That includes driving, patience, cooking,
oral hygiene, and the last two, which are actually the
first two.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm guilty of listening and apologizing. I don't do it.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
I have a friend twenty eight and still doesn't have
her driver's license, and I think that is just mind blown.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
But does she live in like a place like New York.

Speaker 9 (16:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Oh, she ubers everywhere?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Literally, Wow, that's expensive.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Yeah, ubers every I don't know how she does. She
gets rides.

Speaker 16 (16:51):
I don't know how she gets around the space between
your eyebrows is the no, Yes, that's our term. You'll
know that when I tell it. I just always just
don't out to see if Colin what it was. Yes,
but it's also called.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
The front loom.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
No, Glabella, I've heard that before. You before, I've heard
that before.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
Maybe massage your galloba.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Mary Povich wants to come out of retirement to settle.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Rap beefs Oh, that'd be fun. And they have listed
the most iconic Crispy Crispy Christmas movie characters of all time.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
What do you Got? Wi? Screwge is number two, Buddy the.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
ELpH is number seven, Frosty the Snowman, Kevin McAllister.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Frosty the snow Man number twelve, Kevin Musquat, McAllister is.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Number five, Santa Santa Santa Santa Si, Chris Kringle number thirteen,
Clause number eleven.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Uh, how are they so far now?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Park Chriswolds number fifteen, George Bailey's number four, Jack Skeleton
number three, Everyandy's just screwed number two, The Grinch, Jim carry.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
The number one. What do you got for life hacks? Rich?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's the most wonderful hack of the year. Okay, So
these are for my people who can't sleep because their
heads are spinning at night, especially around the holidays. You
can't stop thinking about stuff. Okay, Well, before you go
to bed, just do one small thing for tomorrow. So
that one small thing can be clearing the kitchen counter,

(18:24):
You could lay out tomorrow's clothes. You could just go
plug in your phone. But the most effective thing that
you can do is write down one thing that actually
matters to you in the morning. So it'll take you
less than sixty seconds, but it'll let your brain actually
shut off instead of spinning all night, and then you
don't wake up feeling you know, all messed up. You
wake up feeling relieved. So just do one thing that

(18:47):
takes a little pressure off your morning, for the for
the night before, and you will start the next day
a little bit lighter. That live hack is featured at
John jan Rich dot com.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
We're getting ready for one of the Roses. We got
scothered on the line and Scottler gives a little bit
about what's going on.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, and I
know with whom.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, Kyle, let's take this case. Absolutely, let's take this case.
War the Roses starts next with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
and Rich one.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
O four to seven Kiss FM. It's John Jay and Rich.
It's time for War the Roses. Let's say hello to Skyler.
Good morning, Skyler.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (19:28):
Good morning? I am pretty good. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
How are your holidays going so far?

Speaker 13 (19:35):
You know, overall, I think they're going well. It's just
something for being kind of on my mind. That's been
a little bit weighing on me.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
You think so much cheating on you?

Speaker 13 (19:44):
You know, I hope I'm wrong, but yeah, I do actually.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, tell us that story. Who do you think cheating
on you? And why?

Speaker 13 (19:52):
Okay, So my boyfriend is Orlando. He's a really, really
great guy, but like, I'm starting to feel like you
may be cheating on me with his axe and like
I don't know if my main paranoid, but like I
do see signs and so that that is why, because
I'm not like a paranoid type at all.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Does he just love the saxophone?

Speaker 16 (20:10):
I love the sus like he loves to play saxophone.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
What are the signs?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (20:22):
So we met my boyfriend and I met. We he
just broke up with his girlfriend and he told me that, right,
and so I knew he had history. They lived together,
they shared a dog, right, and but he said it
was totally over. He said, he made it clear that
it was done. I was like, okay, fine, you know
that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's fine.

Speaker 13 (20:36):
And so about two months ago, he told me that
she reached out for him to get the rest of
the stuff, which I thought was a little weird, right,
because not only you get your stuff from the beginning,
but whatever she reaches outs does get your stuff, and
you know, and he's going for the other foreclosure. And
so at first he went there without telling me, you know,
because he told me that they ended on good term.
I was, okay, it's a little weird. But then ever

(20:59):
since last month, literally holiday season, he's been going over
there like more and more, and he's telling him he's
just like I'm gonna go see the dog, right, And
I was just like, okay, but walk me never bring
the dog over to our place, right, like shel he
always has to go over there to see the dog,
and like I'm never included, Like I like dogs, and
he knows I love dogs. I'm a dog mover. So

(21:19):
it's just like, okay, everything's a little off. And then recently,
like a couple of weeks ago, he just he ordered
a privacy screen on his phone, which he never had before.
And he's always been pretty cool, right, and so and
we're sitting eating dinner and I angle the phone away
from me or like, you know, watching TV. He angles
his phone where I can't see anything. And I don't

(21:40):
like leno or not like that, but like he, you know,
he's he's a little weird about that. And if I
like reached towards his phone, like you know, he'll grab it.
Really fast and pull it away, you know, and change
the subject. And so just like all these little things
are kind of adding up. And I'm not saying I'm
not the jealous girlfriend you I was stuck in the past,
but I also don't want to be naive. Oh my,

(22:01):
really weird stuff that's going on.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I think the phone's a big tail.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I think closure is a big tail. Closure means sex, okay.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
But closure also one time you got the closure, Like,
you don't need to go over there multiple times again?
Didn't you get the closure you needed? Really, you're kind
of keeping it open.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
With this dog visitation in a different position.

Speaker 17 (22:20):
Yes, but now all about.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
You're right, it's like, what what else were they doing?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Like, come on, we need some disclosure. All this closure.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
It's been broken up for how long have they been
broken up for?

Speaker 13 (22:28):
You said for a few months now?

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Oh yeah, so that closure window has passed.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Goodback.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
Why are you going over there without telling me first?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
That would be my ta I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
I don't like I don't know any of it, none
of it.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
This is susy.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The subtle stuff, like the turning the screen away from you,
that's intentional.

Speaker 13 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So Okay, so I'm right at
least I feel, you know, validated and what I'm thinking, Okay,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So do you want us to do War the Roses
or do you got enough information? Do you want us
to call them?

Speaker 13 (22:58):
No, let's do where the rose is placed?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, So the way it works, we'll call Orlando. We'll
offer him a dozen red roses, romantic red roses. Hopefully
says them to you, or he sends them. What's the
ex's name, Whitney, Whitney. Okay, all right, We're gonna call
Orlando and see who sends the flowers to. War of
the Roses continues. Next we John, Jane Rich, You've got

(23:25):
Skyler and Orlando. How you guys been together?

Speaker 13 (23:29):
Three months?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Three months and three months is when he broke up
with the ex girlfriend. Is that what you said earlier?

Speaker 13 (23:34):
I think, yeah, yeah, it's been like a month, like
roughly before he started him and I started dating.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Jumped right into relationship.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
But you guys are exclusive though, right, because it sounds
like maybe that maybe you're not.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
No, we are exclusive. I only do exclusive stuff. I'm like,
I'm not at the age just to be like jumping around.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
So somebody asked you out on a day for the
first time.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You go, I only go exclusive, I only go to
We're going on this one date.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I'm going to get married at the end of the day.
Contract elusive.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
All right, So you think Orlando, your boyfriend's cheating on
you because he got a screen protector and he went
to go see the acts for closure and et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Kle on funk. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 7 (24:16):
I am ready?

Speaker 10 (24:17):
Okay, yep, love, Hi, there is Orlando available?

Speaker 18 (24:43):
Yes, es, this perfect.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Hi Orlando. So my name is Joy. I'm with a
new company.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
We're called Jannar Flowers, and you've been chosen to be
a part of a social media campaign for us.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
So here's what this means for you.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
You get to send our most romantic bouquet roses anywhere
you want to anyone you want, and it's totally free
kind of Oh. We ask in return is that you
give us a little love on whichever social media platform
you use the most, so we get some marketing out
of it and you get to surprise someone special.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Ah. Yeah, so cool.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah, it is pretty cool.

Speaker 14 (25:11):
That good.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Yeah, okay, great.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I don't need any personal information like credit card or
anything like that. But we do send the Roses out
with like a nice little card, and I always just say,
this is your chance to personalize it. It is a
pretty romantic bouquet on its own. But whatever kind of
vibe you like, just let me know the message you
want on the card and then I'll give you the
time that they'll actually be sent out.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
All right, Yeah, I was just thinking about this.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Cool let's do on the card?

Speaker 14 (25:38):
Will say it still feels like home with you.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It still feels like home with you.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah? Is that corny?

Speaker 7 (25:47):
No, that's really cute. I just wanted to make sure
I had it right.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Still feels like home with you, and then it sounds
like maybe like a love Orlando at the end is in.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Okay, perfect, Okay, who do you want me to address
this to?

Speaker 14 (26:04):
Can you send it to Whitney?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (26:07):
My god?

Speaker 13 (26:07):
Are you serious? Right now? What you?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (26:14):
Well? Yeah, hi, Orlando, this is me. You're a girlfriend.
I not receiving fat hours.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Orlando, you're on the radio.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm gonna tell me he's on the radio because he
seems Orlando, you are on the radio, John Janwitch.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
We are the Roses. Jesus scholar.

Speaker 13 (26:29):
Are you confused? No, no, no, you know exactly what's happening.
You're sending flowers and then you miss her. It feels
like home with her, your non girlfriend. Is that right?

Speaker 14 (26:38):
Oh my god, I didn't think it was turnt this
like I know, squeared.

Speaker 13 (26:46):
Turn into you cheating me? You cheating with me on
the radio, Like that's a problem. No, don't you think so.

Speaker 14 (26:53):
I was not trying to hurt you. I mean, you
know I love you, all right, just you know those
things that didn't I was just complicated. And when I
saw her again and seeing me me just it.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Brought back a lot up.

Speaker 14 (27:05):
All right. I saw I didn't.

Speaker 13 (27:07):
Want to and you want to be with her. You
mess her and you want to be with her to
say it, you know that. Yeah, it wasn't closed or that. No,
that used to that right now those are still fill
you know what.

Speaker 14 (27:18):
Yeah I do, I do misster Like I didn't plan
on that, right, I swear to god, I was not
planning on it. But then just being back there, I
just realized how much we still connect. I mean we
were you know, we had a life together, scal and
we were we were a family, And it just came back.

Speaker 13 (27:35):
So I'm just so I had a placeholder while you
figure out if you want your old life back, your family?
Like what heck am I about plants?

Speaker 14 (27:41):
That don't say that, that's that's not fair. You know,
I care about you. But this wasn't supposed to turn
into feelings. Again, I was just there for the day and.

Speaker 13 (27:49):
The but it did. No, you went there for a day.
You were there for a day over and over and
over again. I mean, like, just be honest about it,
and you hit it. You bought a privacy screen. You
went there behind my back over and over her like
you let me feel like I'm crazy one that I'm
the bathroom.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
So I'm i going I don't feel good about that, right,
I feel horrible about that. But I didn't know how
to tell you without blowing everything up.

Speaker 13 (28:10):
So just congratulations. He blew it up. Congrats.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
So let me ask you guys this Orlando.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Do you want to end things with Skyler and get
back with Whitney?

Speaker 14 (28:21):
No, I mean no, I don't, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Honestly, it's I mean, now that it's out in the
open and you send the flowers to Whitney, I mean,
it's only three only three months in relationship.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I mean, I mean it's bad, but.

Speaker 14 (28:35):
It's complicated, you know.

Speaker 16 (28:36):
I didn't.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
I don't, I don't know. And and you're putting me
on blast like this. Yeah, thanks, thanks a lot.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
That's You're welcome. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 13 (28:43):
Can you put yourself on blast like okay, and I
will help make it. I'm complicated for you, very very
easily right now. Okay, So but don't worry time one.

Speaker 14 (28:53):
Can we just talk about this when we get home.
Please let in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Now, Scott, Scott, let me give you a little bit
of advice, just a little. Christmas is just a few
days away. If he's probably gonna get you a really
good gift, now, she just.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Wait till Christmas and then on the tent on the
twenty on the twenty sixth, then you can be like
it's over because he's probably.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Gonna be like, man, I'm so sorry and get you
something great. Think about it, Skyler, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
What am Regardless, Orlando, you made the wrong move. You
should have communicated with Skyler that these feelings were coming
back up.

Speaker 14 (29:31):
I didn't. It was not intentionally, you know, Like I
just I'm still processing all that right now, Skyler, You know.

Speaker 13 (29:37):
What, I.

Speaker 17 (29:40):
Don't know what to say.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
How about I'm sorry?

Speaker 9 (29:44):
Maybe I don't know it's a good story.

Speaker 14 (29:47):
I'm sorry. Sky You know I feel about you.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Not strong enough, that's.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
How you feel.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
But I also feel that way about Whitney.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You really know how I feel?

Speaker 15 (29:58):
Will you know?

Speaker 13 (30:00):
Everyone knows how you feel about Whitney. Yeah? You know?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Orlando, Orlando, can you what exactly do you stay on
the card? Because I heard something different?

Speaker 14 (30:09):
It still feels like homeless you.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
See, I thought you said it still feels like a
homeless issue, and I was like, why don't you say
that's on the card.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You're trying to solve homelessness, and you're working with this
the people people downtown with a nice foundation, dot town.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
A good way to get out of it still feels
like a homeless issue.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Fix it, Whitney. Here you go, here's a tent. It
still feels like a homeless.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Cool you called her? All right?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Man, thanks for going on there. Of those Orlandos, Scott,
stay strong, stay tough. But think about what I said.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
All right? All right, that's War of the Roses. It's
John Jay and Rich this one O four seven Kiss FM,
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
What do you get when you mash up Felis Navidad
with Nirvana smells like teen Spirit.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Sounds kind of awesome to me.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It was a tough one. It works, I think a
little at the end.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's seeing a lot of emotions here.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's where it works. I think. Funny.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You know what today is, guys, Today is national answer
the phone like buddy the elf day.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Buddy, what's your favorite color?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Call each other just so we can do that.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I think, Uh, Santa is going to retire eventually.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
M hm, he comes Amazon, Here comes Amazon. Delud breathe.
The next day, poor old.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Santa Claus is without a job. Bezos likes it that way.
Homeless selves and hungry reindeer, poor all strug Linda sur vibe.
Santa's workshop just went bankrupt because you love Amazon Prime.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
It's topical. So it's funny.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
We need a contestant to play minute to win it.
You get a chance at one thousand bucks. Call us
at eight seven seven ninety three seven one four seven.
It's Pat Hickey's money. He's the owner and the general manager.
PIROI Ford while we wait for you. Earlier this morning,
we were playing one of my phenomenal trivia games. And
Kyle lost and she had to sing, and you sang
jingle bells? True, and Rich goes, we should make that

(32:50):
into a drunk Kyle. He did say that, and Noah
made it into a drunk Kyle. So this is drunk Kyle. Well,
I mean, let me get the owner. Is it better
to have Christmas music? Where the drunk music?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I think it stands on its own?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It does? Okay?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Jingle bell jingle bells, jingle all the way?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
WHOA what.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
It is?

Speaker 7 (33:22):
What orn say?

Speaker 17 (33:26):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Here's how I here?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, I'll play it again when I kill you. Here's
what you're at the holiday party? Hey, man, I will
see you later. I gotta go. No, wait, don't go. Yeah,
let's sing a song. No, I gotta go wait, no, no,
come on, come on no.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Jingle bells, jingle.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
All the way?

Speaker 15 (33:54):
Whoa what.

Speaker 16 (33:57):
It is?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
We have to shock or to let go?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
What a delight? Sober or not sober? Drug Kyle is
a delight.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
We got our contestant for a minute to win it.
Good morning, Adam, Good morning. What do you got going
on today?

Speaker 13 (34:15):
Man?

Speaker 19 (34:17):
Driving my daughter to school?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
At school? Still they're not for Christmas breakdoa okay?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Half take.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
To half days left?

Speaker 13 (34:25):
Oh? Right on?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
All right, man, Well you're ready to play? You and
how it works? You got a thousand bucks on the
line for you.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, let's do it all right, Here we go, sixty
seconds on the clock. Midnight Mass is usually on what
day of the year.

Speaker 17 (34:40):
Midnight on Christmas Eve?

Speaker 13 (34:42):
Christmas?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What Netflix show takes place in Hawkins, Indiana?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Stranger Things?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
What sport is played in the Super Bowl. What is
the name of the mythical horse with a horn by unicorn?
What holiday plant do people traditionally kiss underneath.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Mistletoe?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What is the term for a word spelled the same
forward in backwards? The cerebellum is part of what human organ.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Your brain?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
According to Rosetta Stone, what language has the most words? Damn?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Let's run with.

Speaker 18 (35:29):
English.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Wellington is the capital of which country?

Speaker 19 (35:36):
Wellington?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Wellington, Wellington, England? Right, No, Wellington like beef Wellington is
New Zealand actually Zeland.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
It was so close.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I thought you were gonna win it.

Speaker 13 (35:58):
You did.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
You did great.

Speaker 20 (36:02):
Thanks for letting lay man.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
That was blad. What's your daughter's name? Ava?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
We actually uh hear?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
What ticket?

Speaker 14 (36:09):
Did you? Olivia? Rodrigo tickets from you guys a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh that you made it just in the window because
it takes I think it's six hundred days before your pay.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is that our new rule? Wow? All right, Adam, have
a great day. Thank you for listening, and Merry Christmas.
That's exciting. I haven't had one go for a minute.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
No, I thought he was going to get out.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
I was like, yes, finally when he got English as
the most words in a language, I was shocked.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh, by the way, before anybody challenges me, I said,
according to Rosetta Stone, that is the language with the
most words. Because a lot of people say Korean has
a lot of words too, But according to Rosetta Stone,
that is our source. There you go before you come
after me.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
I mean it's good to do that because you know
people will pay.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
They will come after I.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Figure the same amount of words in every language.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
No, I think they say of Rosetta Stone says there's
over a million words for English and number two is
I think Korea.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Elliott, are you going to a cool place for Christmas?
Or you went to a cool place for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
We went to a cool place for Christmas? Where'd you go.

Speaker 20 (37:08):
So we went to a place called North pul Alaska.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh wild what happens there?

Speaker 20 (37:15):
So it's awestly it feels like Christmas. Like the street
lights are candy cane stripe. They have a place called
the Santa Claus House. There's like reindew ego and pet
there was ice sculptures. There's a guy that's I think
he's legally changing the name to Santa Claus. And it's
just like one of the most magical places ever.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Oh my gosh, that sounds amazing. I want to go down.
I'm looking up the pictures right now. It's so cool.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's what's it like there in June?

Speaker 13 (37:45):
You know, honestly, it's the same thing.

Speaker 20 (37:46):
Like Santa Claus House is still open. There's still candy
kane striping on all the street lights, all the streets
have like Christmas theme names. It's super super awesome.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
What are you flying the Fairbanks and just drive up north?

Speaker 13 (37:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
So actually used to.

Speaker 20 (38:00):
Live in Fairbanks for a little bit. I was station
up there when I was in the Army, and it's
you know, it's right outside Fairbanks. I think like fifteen
minutes if I remember right.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
That's not that part.

Speaker 13 (38:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I like having conversations with people when when they talk
about in their state, and I know things like Fairbanks
felt pretty ptty good about that.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Stop the Sagway, I believe.

Speaker 20 (38:21):
I spent a few years one of the coolest places that.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
We've ever been.

Speaker 13 (38:25):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
That's very cool, Elliott, thanks for calling in man. Have
a great day. Where you spending Christmas this year?

Speaker 20 (38:32):
So now we're in Washington, little place called van or
sorry Wash, you were just outside of Vancouver.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I've been there too. That's nice too, our nation's capital. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Thanks, have a great day, Diana, good morning. Where'd you
go in a cool place for Christmas?

Speaker 15 (38:47):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (38:47):
So back in four my mom ended up joining the
army again at the age of forty and so she
was stationed in Germany and she was like, come on over.

Speaker 18 (39:02):
So we all, all my.

Speaker 19 (39:03):
Brothers and sisters came on over to see her. And
of course at the time, I was six months pregnant,
but that was gonna stop me. So we kind of
went on this whirlwind Europe trip where we spent Christmas
in Germany and one of the first places we went
to was Muschwanstein, which is the castle that the Disney

(39:27):
Castle was you know, inspired by. But if you know
that area, you have to walk like a mile up
up a mountain to get to it. And so yep,
we hiked that in the snow, freezing cold that it
was beautiful once you got up there. And then right

(39:49):
after Christmas, we did like a twenty four hour tour
to Paris where we ring in the New Year. And
right after that we went to room and.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
We just we's all room.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
So it sounds like a dream vacation.

Speaker 19 (40:07):
Yeah, lots of fun, but I was pregnant and I
was always hungry and tired. So I feel like I
have to do it again for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Well, thanks for calling in, thank you for listening. Thank
you about Christmas? Like even Christmas here, it's Christmasy, right.
We did Christmas in Hawaii one year. Zero Christmas vibe.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
It's weird. It's really weird because it's like, you're right eighty,
it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Everyone's already dressed in Hawaiian clothes, which is kind of
a vibe, and it's like not just didn't seem Christmas.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
It's weird.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
It's not as festive.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
No, no, no, it's not it's not.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Good morning. So my daughter's super sad that we missed
the minute to win a game.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
But I decided to call that every morning we go
to school.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I dropped my daughter off and for example, to Thursday,
so I we sing, or I sing to her It's Thursday,
and I've.

Speaker 17 (41:05):
Got a hug for you.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
I'm wondering if you guys will sing.

Speaker 14 (41:08):
It with me.

Speaker 17 (41:10):
Who She's eight years old and her name's Malani.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Okay, so we just go are you going to say?

Speaker 13 (41:18):
One?

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Two three?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Are you ready?

Speaker 14 (41:22):
All right?

Speaker 13 (41:23):
One?

Speaker 19 (41:23):
Two three?

Speaker 13 (41:30):
Are yay?

Speaker 18 (41:35):
Thank you so much?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
We can ask her some trivia questions. Do you have
a dogshot caller in the car?

Speaker 15 (41:42):
I know?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Okay, have a great day, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 17 (41:49):
I want to ask from some trivia questions.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Can you ask us some kidding question?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
What's the most popular Christmas beverage? Which is also called
milk punch?

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You don't have the d show? Just backhanded.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Hot chocolate.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Should be the writing.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Absolutely, that's why I still doing. Guys, can't give everybody
a trophy. Man, People got a kid's gotta learn when
they're wrong. You gotta lose games. You want another one
let me give another one.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
What did the other reindeer not let Rudolph do because
of his shiny nose?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Times off? Again, here's another one. Where was baby Jesus born?

Speaker 13 (42:51):
And t wrong? Church?

Speaker 9 (42:56):
In the She's not Lucy so cute?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's a cool Uh? Maybe that's that's multiverse Jesus.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Okay, here I'll give you one more. In Home Alone?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Where did the mcallisters going on vacation when they left
Kevin behind?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Where are they.

Speaker 19 (43:17):
In your No, that's home Alone?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
To bath water again?

Speaker 7 (43:24):
No, you weren't. You didn't say?

Speaker 16 (43:27):
You didn't say in the first movie, I said in
Home Alone, that's the name of the movie.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Take it.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Question, answer, well, you're doing great, just doing great?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
According to the song, what did my true love give
to me on the eighth day of Christmas?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Wonderfully?

Speaker 15 (43:56):
Eight?

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Swimming?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
The milking? Can that child?

Speaker 20 (44:05):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (44:06):
No?

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Ja a learning opportunity?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
She is not ready for Christens?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
All right, you guys, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Thank you, thank thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Caylus. Next year we'll do this again. See okay, you
learned all these for next year? Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
We called that four minutes to lose it.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Those are questions I had for you, guys. I want
to do one of those live today.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
But we just did.

Speaker 21 (44:33):
That's perfect.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I wouldn't have gotten that, but I knew it wasn't
swans A Swimming because I was seven.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I've never been able to pay attention to that song.
It just loses me as soon as it starts really long.
So I was gonna tell you, guys, I feel like
my sister and Kyle, Like there's some similarities there in
them and their personality and lots.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Of other things, And one is TV watching. So a
lot of times I'll pitch a show to my sister
and I'm she always right. I can't think of a
show I've picture and she doesn't like right, And then
she pitched me some shows. I'm like, now, I don't
think where they're different in TV shows is like selling
Sunset or Manhattan. Like I don't think my sister watches
And I say that because I don't. I don't watch them,

(45:15):
so I'd never recommend him to her. So I don't
know she does watch them. But yesterday she called me,
what do you watch it? She started telling me about
all these others, these shows that I have not watched.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
It.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I never heard of themore on HBO, like this something
about Los Angeles. She says, it's like a Gossip Girl.
There's another show I didn't know, And I said, what
about Ripple. I told her to watch Ripple a couple
weeks ago. She's like, oh my god, I fished it
one setting.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Really, I go, you did? I okay? Because Kyle I
told her about it.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Kyle's like, eh, And then I visualize the way Kyle
watches TV and in the morning you're like doing things,
putting makeup on it. And my sister she just, you know,
she watched the TV because her kids are gone. She
got nothing to do, right, So I just wanted to
get it a Ripple update from Kyle.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
I'm on episode five.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I just started episode five, and I think during episode
four I was like, Okay, I kind of want to
see what's going on.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
With the characters.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, good.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I was starting to come around to it a little bit.
But I would not have continued to watch if it
I was just watching it on my own. It does,
and it's still very slow, like it's a slow burn
all the way through so far, all the way through
episode five, and every storyline is moving like molasses, right,
But the characters.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Are cute and you kind of like the connection they're building,
and so I'm giving it a go and I'm starting
to come around to it.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
It's almost there's only eight episodes, so like you're almost done.
But they picked up a season two and it's it's
a slow burn. But I'm so involved in these characters.
So the other show, So yeah, Plurbia show. I got
a DM today. This woman's watch, she goes, I'm rewatching
Stranger Things, she goes. I'm on season three, episode one,
and the name of the episode is purbous.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
What does purbius mean? Did we figure that out yet?
I really not.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
I don't know if any of us have looked it up.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I think part of the PURBs that phrase, and it
means like of one mind or something like that.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
No, I mean it is a Latin word meaning from
many or of many.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, okay, I guess that. I guess it could be
was a really boiled down many.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
I think that was the episode that will maybe got
taken by the mind Flair Britt.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Good morning, Good morning, John Jay. Hey, I have a
Christmas joke for you.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Okay, okay, you.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Ever hear of Buddy the Brown Nose Reindeer.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, Rudolph stopped short.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
You guys ever had a favorite Christmas joke?

Speaker 13 (47:46):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
When I was in third grade, we moved, so we
moved around a lot, you know, And I remember we
moved to Mexico for a little bit, and we moved
to back to Tucson, and then we moved to New Mexico.
And I went to school in Roswell for a year,
and in third grade in Roswell, I don't at the
beginning of people being woke or not woke, but they
changed rudo Off the Red Nose Reindeer to rand Off
the True Gun Cowboy.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
You guys ever sing that what.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
New Mexican?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
We sat around everyone was.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
See Christmas carols and was like, rand Off the True
Gun Cowboy had a very shiny gun. Really and if
you ever said you would turn around and run. Cowboys
used to have to call him names, and.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
It goes on.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
They never they're playing any cowboy games. And one foggy yeah,
one one foggy Christmas Eve, the sheriff came to say,
rand Off with your gun, So bride, won't you guide
my posse tonight? We had they put the record on
the record player and everyone got the words and we

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all like sang it together. I was like, well, man,
you guys are ruining my Christmas. And then the teacher
asked me to be Santa Claus in the play, and
I was.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Classic, really you you were down for being Santa You're
You're not really a volunteer to do that.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
That's probably where all the anxiety started.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I hated it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
And then my mom was all excited and my mom
made me dressed as Santa Claus. I have pictures of it.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I heard taping my Scotch taping the beard in my
face and I look miserable.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Were you gonna post them?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
It's terrible? Did pop up my memories there once long.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
We're still wearing like a welcome Back Ontter t shirt
underneath her.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Side, I read know exactly where I was wearing a
red sweatshirt. And what's funny is, when you think about it,
the teacher, Miss Sykes, asked me to be Santa Claus
because I was chubby.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Isn't that that is? You know, that's a skinny kid said,
see all the beginning of woke, you.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Should have had your enemies no vaccines back then God,
thanks for calling in everybody else.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 13 (49:54):
So yeah, I grew up in New Mexico and ran
off that.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
End car is, won't you shoot my wife tonight? I'm
pretty sure?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh my god, that.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Is not real.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
So wait, Monica, you heard the song? Then you know
the song? Right?

Speaker 16 (50:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I was singing along with you.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
I was like, oh my gosh, I forgot all about
that song.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
But yes, you brought it back.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
The sheriff hired Randolph to shoot his wife and get
away with murder Christmas?

Speaker 11 (50:23):
Exactly what happened in the world?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Did you go that? For me?

Speaker 9 (50:27):
There's a story child saw it?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Thanks Monica? Just the ran off the true gun Cowboy?
Anything pops up?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
And I wonder if that's based on a true New
Mexico story where a sheriff hired somebody that was a
good shooter to bump his wife.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Was in Roswell's was right before all the aliens came
right around? Then does anything pop.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Up but a curious town rand Off the six gun cowboy?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh maybe it was six gun cowboy.

Speaker 9 (50:48):
Maybe that was not a whole lot about it.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Too dangerous and that change it because it was woke
they changed it the True Gun instead of six Gun Cowboy.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
It's just like a Reddit thread with the song. That's
really all that They hit it pretty much Cowboy. Yeah,
I mean everything say you turn and run.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Some deep holiday Laura from you. I didn't expect that one.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
It's so fun about doing this show with you guys.
I really learned something new every day, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
For really, I feel like I'm learning less every day.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
We got a DM from a psychologist wants to jump
on the air and pitch us something.

Speaker 13 (51:30):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
It was like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
What's wrong with me?

Speaker 7 (51:32):
Why am I?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Why am I this way?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
We're gonna get into that and then we're gonna give
you the opportunity to call in and ask her why
you're this way?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Okay, So that's next, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 16 (51:47):
Coffy in hand your buds on, John Jay and Rich
Doctor Mesh.

Speaker 18 (51:53):
Hello up.

Speaker 17 (51:54):
So I have a segment idea. That's what I DMed
you about. I thought we could call it why am
I like this?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (52:00):
And people could call in and say things that they
either judge themselves about or judge other people about. So
it could be like, you know, why am I like this.
Why do I not work out when I know it's
better for my health? Or why do I go to
the drive through instead of making a healthy meal? So
the things that maybe you're confused about yourself about or

(52:22):
judge someone else, And then I could give kind of
a general reason for the pattern behind the behavior, so
that you could understand yourself better.

Speaker 9 (52:31):
That part of it.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Because you are a doctor for real, I am a
psychology Oh I got one?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Who else? Gas? Did you guys all have one?

Speaker 13 (52:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Gallant yet?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
So help come? Let me give you one. Speaking of food,
stuff like, so all day I can eat super super
healthy like you know, like a well balanced protein, and
then sometime at night I will see something sweet and
I want to devour with my entire being. Why is
it that you grazod stuff at night?

Speaker 17 (53:04):
That's a super common one. So when you have super
rigid rules throughout the day as a human, you're naturally
going to want to do the opposite of that. We
only have that rigidity for so long, so whether that's
in a day or over the course of months or years, eventually,
because we are human or not robots, like, we don't
just deal with logic. We're dealing with emotions, and so

(53:27):
it's natural that you're gonna want to swing the other way.
So you want to have a lot less rules and
flexibility and autonomy throughout the day. So one thing I'd
recommend is even having like planned little moments where you
nurture yourself. It could even be something like a cookie,
but it sit down, take a deep breast, get really excited,

(53:47):
take a bike, close your eyes, and have kind of
those planned moments, and then it won't feel like you
went the whole day trying to be so good, so perfect,
following all the rules.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Okay, so why am I like this?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I so I had nothing really on the schedule, but
then I proceeded to invite my sisters over the Monday
of Christmas and then a girl's brunch the Tuesday of Christmas,
and I made the plans and now I'm stressed about them.

Speaker 17 (54:20):
So it definitely sounds like you were looking for connection,
which is great.

Speaker 14 (54:24):
We all need connection.

Speaker 17 (54:25):
But then you over extended yourself. So is this a
pattern that you've done other places or.

Speaker 13 (54:30):
Is this just with the holidays.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
No, I think I tend to do that every once
in a while, Like, for instance, is that you for
is it? I sign up for snack day for the kids,
all end up overdoing it and personalized water bottle and
snack bags for them instead of just putting stuff in
a paper bag.

Speaker 17 (54:48):
Yeah, so you really value we know you value you know,
beauty and those kinds of things that's important to you.
But it sounds like you also value that like being
over the top and doing all the things. And because
you value that so much, you'll sort of ignore suppress
the parts of you that are like, yeah, but I
actually just don't want to do that. I'm actually too
exhausted to do that. So you kind of have to

(55:09):
acknowledge the feelings that are happening, like, yes, I really
want to do that, but what's my capacity? And am
I going to kind of rob myself of peace and
sanity if I agree to all those things? Because there's
nothing more important than your peace?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Okay, doctor me real quick. I'll just throw this one
out at you and then we'll take calls and you
can help people.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
But why am I like this?

Speaker 3 (55:27):
When I'm on the treadmill working out, I like to
visualize Rich in the shower lathering himself up.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Oh, my gosh, and then man sleep in manscape way.

Speaker 17 (55:34):
Too much to unpack. Yeah, we don't have time for that.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Okay, all right? Eight seven seven ninety three seven one
four seven. Why am I like this?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
We will talk to you next, Judge Rich, Okay, why
am I like this? We got doctor Mishe on the line.
Good morning, doctor, Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (55:55):
I am ready? Good morning.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
So we just passed people through and they're gonna say
why am I like this? And you're gonna analyze.

Speaker 17 (56:00):
Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Let's start off with Ashley, good morning.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (56:07):
So I have a problem with when somebody gets quiet.
I internalize everything, but I also like I overextend myself
trying to make everybody happy. Why am I feel like
I don't swear what people think?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Dylan tell everyone to say, why am I like this?
Or it doesn't count?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
Okay, it doesn't count, right, Why am I like this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
No worries.

Speaker 17 (56:30):
The people pleasing tendency, uh is super super common, and
really that is because you really want to have the
energy in the room be good for everybody. But the
problem with that is that you're sacrificing your own. So
it's like this initial little moment where it feels better
for you because they feel better. But then moments later
or hours later, when you're replaying it, you realize that

(56:52):
you kind of sacrificed your own feelings in that moment,
so we can't go around making everyone else feel comfortable
at the expense of ourselves. And in that moment it'll
feel like you're doing what's best for both of you,
but it's really hurting you in the end. So you're
doing it because you want to keep the energy and
the piece in the space and make everybody feel good.

Speaker 11 (57:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it definitely makes sense. My boyfriend
tells me all the time. He's like, you have to stop,
like you're you're just doing too much and I over
do it, I guess, like trying to do it.

Speaker 17 (57:24):
Yeah yeah, I mean you're you're a nurturer, right, you
want everything to feel good, but you got nurture yourself first, right.

Speaker 11 (57:32):
Well, it definitely makes sense.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
It makes sense, that's why you're like that. Actually, let's angela, Hello, Hi?

Speaker 13 (57:44):
Why am I like this?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
So?

Speaker 8 (57:47):
I cry really easily when somebody is giving me praise
or like telling me nice things about myself.

Speaker 17 (57:56):
Interesting, so not if they're saying mean things, but nice things.

Speaker 14 (58:00):
Yeah, that's really true.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I cry when other people get praise out of jealous ze.

Speaker 10 (58:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:11):
So like when I'm getting like an annual review at work,
or you know, like at a Christmas party and my
boss is like.

Speaker 14 (58:19):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Like as soon as I like hear somebody say like
I appreciate you, I like start to cry and I
don't know why.

Speaker 17 (58:26):
Then they're so stupid.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
It's not stupid, right.

Speaker 17 (58:30):
You're human. Humans have feelings and emotions. So first of all,
just don't don't tell yourself that because that's that's not
true at all. But you have all those emotions right
there at the surface. That's not a bad thing. And
when your nervous system gets overwhelmed, whether that's because someone's
saying something positive or something negative, it has to release
that has to discharge that energy. So for you, that
comes through tears, It could be a lot of other things.

(58:52):
It could be anger for some people, all kinds of
ways we discharge it. But basically, your nervous system's overwhelmed
in that moment, and so that's how it just getting
rid of the energy. So you could stand up and
jump up and down and shake and get rid of
the energy where you could just let some tears out.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Doctor, Could it also be hormones?

Speaker 17 (59:10):
I mean, is this just a later thing in life
or has this been always doubt?

Speaker 8 (59:15):
I've always been liked that. I've always been like.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
This, Colin. I do commercials for Red Mountain. We'll talk
a lot about hormones. Mountains.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
You'll put some hormones in you.

Speaker 17 (59:32):
Maybe not that, but you know, it could be. It's
just I don't think it's a negative thing. It's just
a matter of understanding that you're overwhelmed in that moment.
So you could you all like some deep breathing and
just kind of reset.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Let's try. Let's see if it worked. Angelie, you did
a really great job on the phone just now.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Thank you, Angela, thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Uh, how do you say your name?

Speaker 18 (01:00:00):
It's Sabra morning, good morning. So my question is I
got diagnosed with autism last year. Obviously later in life.
I'm thirty three years old, but I have a huge
problem with talking over people. Whether this is at home,
at work, or to my kids, literally everywhere. I'm trying

(01:00:23):
to figure out like why I do this?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Why am I like this?

Speaker 13 (01:00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:00:28):
So that's that sounds like you're just really excited and
so you can't wait and have the patience to wait
for someone to finish. So what you're going to have
to realize first is have awareness of when you want
to talk and are you aware of it and just
can't stop it or are you not even those like.

Speaker 18 (01:00:44):
This is no, I notice I do it, and it's
something that I've been like trying to work on, but
it's like I instantly do it, and so it's like,
but I do, I do notice it, and it drives
me insane.

Speaker 17 (01:00:57):
Yeah, I would say that I would just work on
you or sort of urgency and speed in life everywhere else,
not necessarily in that moment, because obviously if you could
slow it down right then and there, you would be.
But maybe there's times other times of the day where
you can put in those pauses. So have like an
alarm on your phone and just pause and take a
deep branth or when you are in the middle of
something that's not quite as engaging as a conversation, can

(01:01:20):
you pause and breathe and challenge yourself in other places
before you put it right there in the most challenging place,
which is during conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Okay, I say, brout, what happened you're thirty three years old?
What made you go to wherever you went to get diagnosed?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
And what we're like? What made them say you have autism?

Speaker 18 (01:01:37):
Well, both of my kids have autism, and learning about autism,
I found out most of it, not all the time,
but a lot of times it is hereditary. And I
have a lot of the same symptoms my kids do.
So that is why I actually went and got tested.

Speaker 14 (01:01:58):
I'm sorry, go ahead, what are the symptoms?

Speaker 18 (01:02:02):
So, like, my food cannot touch at all, Like I
literally have to use like a kid's plate. If they touch,
I won't eat it. I have really like I have
sensory issues with different like for instance, if it's not
like a microfiber, I cannot touch. Different types of clothing
I won't wear. My kids are the same way. I

(01:02:25):
have extreme like sensory overload, so like if lights are
too bright, sounds are too loud, stuff like that. So
it's like we don't have identical symptoms. But like one
of my sons is a level two, I'm also level
two and my younger son is level one, So there's

(01:02:47):
like a broad spectrum when it comes to autism.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Well, thank you, for sharing that with us. Have a
wonderful day.

Speaker 17 (01:02:53):
Absolutely, thank you for having me on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Uh, duc me, she's pretty good. You're pretty good, doctor meishe.

Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
Chafe that happy to help out?

Speaker 17 (01:03:01):
And then if anybody wants to kind of understand themselves better,
have a free assessment they can take and it'll just
tell them kind of what needs are being unmet so
they can understand where they could, you know, help themselves
a little bit better.

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
How do we find that?

Speaker 13 (01:03:15):
Yeah, so you could just head to.

Speaker 14 (01:03:16):
Any of my socials.

Speaker 17 (01:03:17):
I'm cornhole niche. That's come on here about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
You know what, I was just talking to somebody yesterday.
I knew that was you. I was you put the
cornhole tournaments on ESPN, right, yes, yes.

Speaker 17 (01:03:30):
Silent reporting and commentating. Yeah, get this, get this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I am interviewing the president of Phoenix Raceway, Natasha. She's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
She's I'm interviewing her on the highly successful John Ja
Vannis Pattis and we're talking about COVID and she's talking
about her She's a sports family.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Her parents, her care husband or kids are all about sports.
And during COVID, this is this happened yesterday during COVID.
She's like we were thirsty for sports. She goes, we
started getting in a corn hole watching cornhole on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
The corn I go, I know the lady that put
that on, she would call it all the time, ESPN
Cornal tournament.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
That's you, right, doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Meish, that's me.

Speaker 13 (01:04:11):
That's me.

Speaker 17 (01:04:12):
In fact, I'll be in Mesa this summer. I can
come see you guys. We're doing a tournament there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Right on, so you could like do this live in
the studio and yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
You need a whole hour to break down what's wrong
with John Jay?

Speaker 17 (01:04:22):
And we were quest more than an hour, Yeah, more
than an hour, So I interrupted you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
What was your website or what's your socials? Cornhole?

Speaker 17 (01:04:28):
Yes, corn cornhole? Me so cornhole And then M E
E S H. And that you can hop on your
Instagram or TikTok or whatever. And then if you look
got to the bio, there's a link there and it's
just a free assessment and that should help you kind
of understand what's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Going on cornholio. You know what, I actually self diagnosed
myself with something I came about a new term last
night and I literally think I made this up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Let me tell you why.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
So My wife's sister had open heart surgery yesterday and
Blake was in the hospital and after the surgery was done,
it was eight hours successful.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
She's doing right, and my wife wanted to see her.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
So she walks in and sees her sister with tubes
in her mouth and just walks out of the room
and tells everybody, you guys should wait, don't go in
there until the tubes are out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
She gets to the car and she calls me and
she just breaks out crying, like the worst cry ever. Right,
And as a husband, you hate that with him. Yeah,
she's crying and she's in a parking structure.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
She can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
She can And I'm like, like, she's alive, Like she's
doing great. Like in my head, I'm like, suck it up, right,
So no, no, I'm telling you what is going on head?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
So I'm like, I'm like, so then she I sit
there and I think, God, I wonder, like, how do
I not ever feel that way?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:05:40):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
My wife is such an impath, Like if she listens
to she'll go She'll do Christmas wish for us. Hear it, cry,
listen to it on the radio the next day and
cry and cry and cry and cry cry. Right, She'll
watch a TV show and cry like all the time.
So she's an EmPATH. She feels with people. So I'm like,
I don't feel like that. And I remember one time
I was dating a girl, my first girlfriend, and we

(01:06:01):
broke up, and you know, she cried. I remember my
friend Dave cried when he broke up his girlfriend. And
I remember I tried to cry and I wouldn't cry.
And then I remember telling him he was what happened
to you, Stephanie? We broke up, I cried, but I
didn't really cry. I needn't cry. Right, So here's the term.
I came up with myself dead inside. Impathological liar. Okay,

(01:06:24):
I am im pathological liar. Yeah, I thought it was
last night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
We needed two hours. Take that back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Two hours.

Speaker 17 (01:06:37):
I mean it could catch on. It could catch on.

Speaker 13 (01:06:39):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Take that term I'm someone tells that to you, like
I I fake my sadness. In pathological life.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
We're going to have people like in situations who are
like and there's a lot of people that just don't
cry very much.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
That's fine, but you're gonna be like ignore me. I'm
gonna am pathological liar.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I feel like most of the show over the last
twenty years has been Kyle and I trying to share
John Jay what it's like to be human.

Speaker 17 (01:07:04):
Dorbal Taandler Tandler from Friends. Remember Tandler couldn't cry the
whole episode on that It's Okay, You're not alone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
So he was an empathological liar. Yes, by the way,
we cry. We just got a text that says you
sound like your AI. You're not real.

Speaker 17 (01:07:21):
That's crazy because my entire like framework is being human.
So that that's us crazy human, more human.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I'm gonna save my Instagram handled Tom. Pathological liar's gonna
be everyone's. Yeah, but it's a good right, that's a
good term.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Mouthful.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
All right, thank you, doctor Mishell. Well let's talk to
you in twenty twenty six or when you're here in
March you come in the studio.

Speaker 17 (01:07:44):
Yeah, it'll only be summer. I think it's July, but yeah,
I'll let you guys know we'll be here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Yeah, we just said a five year deal. We're we're
here for a while.

Speaker 20 (01:07:52):
Okay, good to know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Doctor. You shall have a great day. Happy holidays you too.

Speaker 17 (01:07:56):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
See when I say happy holidays. I really don't mean
we have good Hollier BANOLII. Whatever doesn't matter. Mean all right,
we're gonna get some entertainment news. That's coming up next John.

Speaker 13 (01:08:07):
Jay and Rich's part of the show this morning, No Worries.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
It's all there on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
If you miss War the Roses, you go to John
Jay and Rich on Instagram and you just type in
the word Roses in the comment section. We will send
you War the Roses right now, directly to your phone.
Colin Payton, what's drending in the entertainment world?

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. They did one of those
Actors on Actors for Variety where they're just sitting and they're,
you know, they're talking about life and whatever, and they
got into, you know, obviously, Leonardo DiCaprio has a whole
bank of movies that he's done, some of them pretty iconic,
saying with Jennifer Lawrence and they sort of got.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Into the topic of Titanic.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
And it's funny because what Leonardo reveals in this conversation
is kind of mind blowing, Like there.

Speaker 10 (01:08:54):
Was Titanic and then there was oh right, Bookie Knights
and they kind of overlap.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Maybe could have worked.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Have you rewatched Titanic?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
No, oh you should. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
I bet you like watch it as a movie now,
and it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I don't really watch Maybe I do some movies I've watched.
You watch your old your movies. No, I've never made
something like Titanic.

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
Could if I did, I would, I would watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Okay, So two things, Leonardo to chapter your reveals, he
turned down Boogie Knights, and he's never watched Titanic ever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Ever, ever, that's hard to miss.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
H he turned out Units and with to Mark Wahlberg,
like I remember when that happened. That was that was news.
What's interesting is, she says, and you could sit down
and watch Titanic as a movie. How else is he
supposed to watch it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Well, because probably because it's been so long, he didn't
watch it as a movie instead of his.

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
Work, right, like he's been he's been removed from it
for so long. But like Jennifer Lauren saying that she
doesn't have any movies like that, like girl, you have
some amazing, amazing movies. For her to say that, like
I'm my girl, she did herself some Flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
She did say that she has watched American Hustle, but
she was really wasted when she watched it, which I
think is really funny. So you guys know that last
weekend the Chiefs lost their chance at the playoffs. They're
not in the hunt anymore, and it was kind of
disappointing for all of them. And then you know, you
had this really like this season ending injury for Patrick Mahomes.

(01:10:14):
And as Travis was talking about that, because everyone's asking
him questions after the game, he was like, yeah, hopefully,
you know, he had his surgery. Hopefully he can heal
up so the Chiefs can have a great season. And
everyone's like, oh, is that him basically admitting that he's
going to retire. And on the New Heights podcast, his
brother was sort of talking to him about it, and
he was just talking about what a disappointment it is

(01:10:36):
because it's not the goal you're supposed to reach when
you play in the NFL.

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
But yet he's still super grateful for it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It's obviously, but it's a new feeling.

Speaker 21 (01:10:45):
So all I know is to go out there and
play myself and give my guys the best chance to win.
That's the mentality. Man, there's an integrity thing here that
when you sign up for the gig, you're living out
your dreams. You're living out a kid's dream that never
got a chance to do this. You're playing this game
obviously to win super Bowls. The end of the day, Man,
you're playing in the NFL, and that's a blessing, that's

(01:11:06):
an honor.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
And everyone's like, well, so then are you going to
keep playing or are you and Taylor gonna go have
babies and.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Like you're gonna go into the next year.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
I think he's totally going to retire. I would hope that,
like the competitor in him would want another Like you
don't want to end on a season like that ever,
But he probably is going to go and have a
family with Taylor Swift and not feel like you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
Can't do both.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
But everyone's wondering because he, you know, had hinted that
this could be his final season.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
I would think that there's probably a network dangling a
four hundred million dollar check in front of him to
be the announcer.

Speaker 9 (01:11:36):
Or something like that exactly, so you have that too.
It's like there really is no loss for him. It
seems like Asab Rocky. He revealed that his four studio
album Don't Be Dumb will finally drop January sixteenth of
next year, and he actually shocked fans because the album
art it was designed by Tim Burton and then asab
Rocky also confirmed that Tim Burton's freaking partner composer Danny Elfman. Yeah, yeah,

(01:11:59):
he scored several tracks on the album, So it's gonna
be like cool saunting, Like, I think it's actually gonna
be a super dope album. So I'm really excited about that.
So Branda Carpenter, she's teaming up with Seth Rogan for
a brand new special titled The Muppet Show to set
to premiere February fourth of next year as well. It's
gonna be on Disney Plus and they're gonna be the
guest star, executive producer, all that kind of good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I love her sense of humor, so looking forward to
that because I think she's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Good morning, Nate, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Oh good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:12:26):
I was just calling to give Rich a friendly reminder
that cashews and peanuts are not the same thing as
he enjoys them this holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Seas good to know, brother, Thanks for Holy thanks thanks
you guys for making up that fact.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
What's up chant, you're on the air.

Speaker 22 (01:12:42):
Hey, So I have a little bit of a brain
teaser that I talked to my wife and daughter last
night about, and my daughter and I ended up getting
into like this big argument about it, and I wanted
to see what you guys thought, what side you were on? Okay,
that's like. So the question is, can you touch a hole?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Can you touch?

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
A hole?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
A whole?

Speaker 22 (01:13:03):
What a h o h O h O l E
hole in the ground?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Everyone touch rich and you touch a hole? Yeah, sure,
I'll do it now.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
Is so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Yeah, you can touch You can touch the latter skirts
of it, which is still part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I was trying to touch a whole last night.

Speaker 22 (01:13:29):
No, so that's what everybody thinks. But a hole is
an absence of mass. So if you're touching the edge
of it, you're not touching the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
What is the hole?

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Technically you are.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Part of your finger would be touching the absence of
the mass, and then part of your finger would be
touching the mass.

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
You can such an absence of mass your fingers is
around it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I don't think you can touch a hole.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Can you feel it. No, I don't think you feel
a hole, but you can touch it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
I'm gonna touch your hold, Kyle.

Speaker 22 (01:14:02):
So if you dig a hole in the ground, and
how do you touch it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
I guess So what I'm saying is as I'm on
your daughter's side, because you are touching it, you're just
not feeling it. Your hand is there, but you're not
feeling anything. So you're touching it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:14:19):
No, you got you wrong.

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not
touching you. All super close is the same?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
No, No, because there's a mass there. It's the same
thing as that hole true in the forest and it
falls as you know what's he's doing the math version
of how many holes does the straw have one or two?

Speaker 9 (01:14:38):
And it has one?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
And you can't touch the hole in the straw either.

Speaker 22 (01:14:44):
Right, you can't touch the hole in the straw. As
soon as you touch the straw, you're touching the straw
and not the hole.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Doesn't all of the liquid go through that hole, It would.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
Have to touch part of it.

Speaker 22 (01:14:54):
No, if it's touching the straw, touching the straw, but
if it's touching the hole, then it's not touching the outside?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Can you touch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
About this?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
All right? Thanks brother, thanks for listening, and thank you
very much. Louis Tomlinson tickets. We got him on the line.
Right now. We're gonna play Reverse the Verse after Terror Swift.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
You saved my heart from the fatos.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Oh did I ask for contestant? Did I call us it?
Eight seven seven nine three? I did well? No one
called rich.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Great, We got tickets to Louise, tickets to Louis Tomlinson
eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven,
And you can play Reverse the Verse and you win
tickets to see Louis in the meanwhile, in the meantime,
I just got a I was just telling these guys
I I was just invited to collab on a post

(01:15:44):
with Phoenix Raceway because I interviewed the president yesterday, Latasha Cosey,
and she was freaking I was till you guy. She's amazing.
She's the most amazing personality. She's got up to literally
probably one of my most favorite people I've ever met
in my entire life. Tire Yeah, yeah, I have. I

(01:16:04):
have met a lot of people, but I don't listen
to other people. I was reading this motivational book. I
read these quotes every morning, and there was this quote
this morning that said, when.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
You talk to someone, listen to them, but don't listen
to respond, listen to understand.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
What they're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That's pretty good man, And so I think yesterday I
was listening to understand because she runs NASCAR.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
And what's amazing about this woman? She took this job
three years ago, didn't know anything about NASCAR, and now
she runs one of the biggest NASCAR tracks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
How did job?

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
It's a great story. You'll have to listen to the
John Jay will it's a great story. Anyway, she just
messaged me. She collabed with me, and it was funny.
I didn't know they were filming, so they just posted.
If you go to my instagram. John Jay Van asked,
you could see her when she walked in, and I
didn't know that she had a crew. I knew there
was a guy with her, but I know he was filming. Anyway,
It's really cool And the podcast probably comes out next week.
And my podcast comes out tomorrow with Lolo from Lolo

(01:17:06):
Chicken and Waffles.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh yeah, you tell him we needed his place, right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Did I tell him?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
I did tell him that I mean, that's the only
reason we win, right, Yeah, we win so that I
could talk to about it forgot. We got a contested
high Heather, Hello, are you playing for Louis Thomlinson tickets?

Speaker 17 (01:17:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Okay, good? All right? What are you playing? Rich?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
This is reverse the verse? Sure, do you know your
Christmas songs? But do you know him backwards and forwards?
Let's find out? John Jay, you go first? What song
is this backwards?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Is this for me? Yeah? Fa lease?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That's how you play reverse the verse? Right there? Okay,
Cal you're up. What famous Christmas song is this backwards?

(01:18:10):
It's just this pretty backwards?

Speaker 13 (01:18:12):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
It sounds like Alien silent Night? Yeah, it is krie
unerwards silent All right, Payton, your move reverse the verse?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
That was fast.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
You didn't even need a full second for that one. Okay, Heather,
over to you. Heather's turned Peyton, Peyton? What song is

(01:18:52):
that backwards?

Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
Is that for me?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:18:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
Rocking around the crew?

Speaker 15 (01:19:00):
Smith?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I am so sorry. Anybody want to steal that one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Go ahead?

Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
For Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Is there? You go?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Well, you're not our Christmas winner. Hayden and uh Kyle
and John Jay all scored unreversed the verse. You did not,
but I'm sure we'll give you a prize anyway, because
our hearts grew three times bigger this stick.

Speaker 17 (01:19:20):
Yeah, I am not the grand thankfully.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Well hold on, we'll set you out those tickets. I
was listening to my friend Mojo. He's got that show
in Detroit yesterday. He's doing this contest and I think
we should steal them do it next year. And I
don't know the name of the contest. I mean, I
don't know how the contest works, but it's grabs Sanna's bag.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
We gotta do something like that. Grab Sanda's bag, grab
breasident of bag. Who's you thinking is bag is in
the bag?

Speaker 14 (01:19:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Balls of these before you play that cows coming.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
With three things you need to know.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
Instagram is moving to the big screen.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
I will explain next with John Jay and rich S.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
So yesterday I got home in my house and there
was this giant bag of bagels. It seemed like there
were thirty to forty bagels in this bag, right, So
I called my wife. She's coming home from the hospital
because her sister handle bart surgery, and I go, hey,
what's what's this bag of bagels, and she's like, I'll
tell you about it later, Like, why can't you tell
me about it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
It's a great tease, though, I want to know about
it later. He's like on the phone, she goes, I'll
tell you about it later, and I'm like, whoa. So
I started eating the bagels. Oh no, I had four bagels, right,
that's not a lot of bagels. I was really full,
like almost thanks skimming full with four bagels. So she
comes home and I'm like, you know, she's crying about
a sister. I'm like, hey, sorry about your sister. What's
up at the bagels? So it turns out chompies, you

(01:20:46):
guys are been a chomping ye. Yes, called bagel Wednesday.
Begel Wednesday. You get six bagels, they give you eighteen.
So it was eighteen bagels and get it? How do
you do it? Chompys?

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I don't get I don't get it. But you get too.
Came eighteen bagels. It's felt like forty to fifty bagels.
Some of the best food bagels. That a bag looks
like a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
It's a lot of bagels.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
It's a lot of bagel.

Speaker 9 (01:21:04):
Are they a full size bagel?

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Full sized bagels.

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
That's a great deal.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
I know as just Rember that next Wednesday it's a
bagel Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I don't there's no alliteration to that. But okay, I
know it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense, but
that's it. I don't know how many chompies are, but anyway,
this one by the hospital. That's where she went. Uh
kylo folk go. Three things we need to know.

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
Apparently more than one four point four million.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
US service members are going to receive a check for
seventeen seventy six. That's one thy, seven hundred and seventy
six dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Oh get it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
They're calling it the Warrior Dividend right before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
He spoke last night. He talked about it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
That's she's gonna say. The President just announced it last night.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
He said the number nods to America's founding year, and
then claims the money is already being sent out all
across the country to all military branches. Also suggested the
tariff revenue could help fund the checks. Details on the
legal authority or whatever, but he's sending the checks out,
which is pretty cool to all on our service members
because we definitely need.

Speaker 13 (01:22:02):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I was watching him. I thought he was going to
address the Rob Ryder stuff they said was so stupid.
The other day, I was like, what's this guy? So
maybe and if you watch him last night, I swear
to god, this is the best way I can describe it.
It's like you took a breath and spoke for forty
minutes with one breath.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
They say it was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
How long it was? I was like, oh my god,
what There was so much information Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
You guys, they are officially headed to the big screen.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
And when I say that, I don't need the movie theater,
I mean your TV big screen, John Jay, you just
got a one hundred inch TV, so it's definitely a
big screen. They are testing a new Instagram for TV
app on Amazon Fire TV devices, letting you watch vertical
reels three minutes or less right on your TV.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
I've thought about doing this a lot, like so.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Many times, like I just want to put it up
on the TV because, like sometimes scrolling is just very entertaining.
It's all part of Instagram's push to be more than
a phone app and a better complete you know, like
with TikTok and YouTube. They want that app on the
TV as well.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
I saw that the Grammy not the Grammy's the Oscar
is going to be on YouTube now, yeah, wild, you
know that is a.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Big difference, big difference for them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Dentists say, crunchy veggies like carrots and celery can actually
help brighten your smile naturally, so think wider teeth just
by eating your veggies. The fibrous texture gently scrubs away
surface stains while chewing boosts saliva, which helps clean your
teeth and support gum health. It's an easy, budget friendly
boost if you don't want it. It's not as dramatic
as like your Chris White strips, but it is a

(01:23:28):
more natural way. They just say, don't skip brushing your
teeth because of this. You still need your regular dental care.
But like just a good reminder that eating those veggies
does more than just be healthy for you, and it's
healthy in a different way.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
And that's three things you.

Speaker 13 (01:23:43):
Need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Jonas Brothers, Christmas, you watched it Kyle again.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
We've watched it again because we were listening to the
soundtrack in the car on the way home from school
yesterday and we were laughing because it's so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
Like, the more I think about the first time I watched,
I was like, what am I? Is this funny or not?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
And then I'm like it is pretty funny, And the
more I think about it, the more funny it is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
So there's this one place.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
The whole premise of the movie is that Jonas brothers
are stuck and they're trying to get home for Christmas. Okay,
so their plane explodes and they're stuck in Amsterdam and
apparently this guy that Nick Jonas knows from doing a
like a Broadway play with him is there and he's
got a private jet and they're like, let's go see him.
He's your buddy, and Nick's like, no, he hates me.

(01:24:27):
We had a disastrous run. He really doesn't like me.
And so they go and they crash this guy's show
and they sing apparently the song they sing together on
this Broadway show, but it turns into like this sing
off that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Gets like not really violent, but really heated. And the
play that they were in was Home Alone.

Speaker 14 (01:24:46):
Big.

Speaker 13 (01:24:49):
Alone.

Speaker 14 (01:24:50):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
With no with no people, almost alone. So that's Nick

(01:25:30):
and the other guy. Who's the other guy? Is he famous?

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
I think so thin that Broadways like a Broadway star. Yeah,
I really love that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
You sold it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
I'm gonna watch that if I watch that this holiday season?
Will you do me a favorite watch? Will Ferrell and
Lando The Lost?

Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
Yes,

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