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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like? And this
is the big bulls do snoopy deegle double gisel bank boom,
what you don't do.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about rint and tea, and we're not
talking about last week.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Dog, you know, the last is the lastly big snoop
eagle double jiggle in your face to me and in
the place to be and you're listening to John Jay
and Ridge Wake.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
So I'm trying to get my ten thousand steps in
every single day and I've been doing it, but with
a lot of effort. It's hard, I think, to get
ten thousand steps. So yesterday I got home and my
wife was going to this thing. I think I told
you guys about how she did it. I did it
with her the other day, the sound of meditation with
the things right, So I think she understands my vibe

(00:46):
on that. So she decided to do something with a
bunch of girlfriends on her own. And when I looked,
I had this app and maybe you guys have it
called three sixty where you can see where everybody in
your family is all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, It's it's like a GPS app.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
They get on the three sixty app and I see
that she is is two miles away from where I
am my house. So I'm like, you know what I'm
I'm only at five thousand steps. I need to get
to my ten thousand. So what if I walk to
her and her class was only gonna be an hour
it was at someone's house. I go, I'm going to
walk to her and then ride back with her, and

(01:20):
I'm gonna time it right. So I look at how
long it takes to walk there, and I do all
the math because I'm a mathematician, and I figure it out.
So I throw all my headphones and I start walking,
and I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
To a book on tape, right, which is my new thing.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Right now, I'm currently listening to about seven books on
tape because I like.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
The book on tape. I can actually like get into
books that way, but reading, I just amine.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
When you listen to a book on tape, what are
you doing when you're listening to book? It's usually driving?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Okay, So I'm walking listening to a book on tape
and I don't know, and I've been listening to this book,
this particular book now for about a week and a
half and I have no idea what it's about. Like
I'm still trying to process what this book is about.
And I'm like, man, I just get it right. So
I make it to where my wife is and I
see her car there. I see your friend's car there.

(02:08):
It's right time for it to be over. And I
stand there and I'm waiting, and then I realize that
she's got the gift of gab. I didn't account for
the gapping that was gonna go on after the sound
bowl class. So I'm waiting out there for like five minutes.
I take a selfie with her car in the background,
and I texted to her, Now I don't want to

(02:29):
knock on the door because what if, just in case
they're still in this sound meditation. And then I ruin it.
So I take a selfie by her car, and I
decide to walk back. Now, now I'm already over two miles.
I'm sure I'm met my steps. I don't like to
look at my steps until i'm done doing whatever i'm doing.
Now my leg hurts. Now I'm gonna get all pissed.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, even though she even know you were coming by.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I put the book on tape. I can't handle the
book on tape anymore. I'm just like so frustrated. I
want to throw the book, but there is no book.
And then and then I end up putting on music
and I'm listening to music, and I put on a
good playlist and it just changes everything. Music is just
so great to exercise. The door they with So I'm
almost home now, and she pulls up behind me.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
She was like, hey, oh again, you try to get
steps and I go, yeah, this is half hour after
over a half hour after her class ended, and I'm like, uh,
did you get my picture?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like when you mean to give it? Like, like,
how do you not get out of class and go
look at your phone?

Speaker 7 (03:31):
She just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
She's never happy.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Someone that's content with their actual life and that what's
going on in their.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
That is a really good point.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
I mean, look at how unstressed she is. Look at
how stressed about every hour.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
So I get in the.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Car and like pissed, nice slamming the door and a
get it and she's just driving and she's like.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, I'm so happy that I just saw you, that
you're walking to it. I'm like and I'm just like
looking at her like, just she.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Goes, do you want to go somewhere and get tea
and talk about our dad? Can we go home and
talk about a day? Why don't we go to tea somewhere?
Can we just go home? Like, can we just sit
on the couch and talk about a day?

Speaker 8 (04:08):
You need a shirt that says baha bugg you just
wear all day every day.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
We get home and then she's, you know, whould you
once you get home? Like I like to be, Like
if I could go on a perfect vacation, I would
stay home, right, I love my I loved home. It's
a argument, and I like to do things at home,
Like I like to just watch TV at home.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's all I want to do.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
And we get home, so I like, we're gonna sit
down and catch up on our day. But she starts
doing things right, so she's just we never really caught
up on our day. But you're right, she is a
happy person. That's a really good you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Have them the other day.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
So I have my morning routine right, and my morning
routine it's very specific and very and it's buttoned down
to a tea And now it gets a little screwed
up with our dog. We have six dogs, and there's
two dogs out of the six that are always waiting
for me outside. And when I when I close the door,
the Golden Retriever will bust open the door and run
upstairs into Blake, jump on bed with Blake, and then

(05:00):
the other dogs will jump upstairs a blank and it
bothers me. I don't want to wake her up. I
think sleep is important, right, So what I started doing
is when I feed the dogs at night, I give
these two dogs a little extra CBD, a little extra
on the two genesis again, so that they're sleeping in
the mornings and they don't hear me and they don't
wake up. And it works smart. It works two nights

(05:23):
ago Blake fed the dogs. Doesn't give him all the CBD. Right,
So when I get up in the morning, I go
do my normal routine. And when I come out of
the hot tub and the cold plunge and shower, I
see the doors open already. That means I know all
the dogs are upstairs and they're all on six dogs
are on bed with her, on the bed with her.
I get up and I walk up there and she's up.
So it's like three thirty morning and she's laughing.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
And she's like, oh, look at this is a Pablo
so funny.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
And I'm like, if that was me, I would have
a freaking meltdown and I'd.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Be like, I need my sleep. Why are these dogs?
And I'm literally like I just saw my God. I thought,
how do you get to the point to have that
kind of joy? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
You look at her phone and she does sound meditation.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Putting together about now looking at your phone?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah, whenever I leave that, like we go in the
commercials or play song, I look at my phone. If
I'm working out what I've done working out, I look
at my phone. You've heard what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Do that.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
They say when you wake up in the morning, you
shouldn't text your tech. You know, you shouldn't look at
your phone, But of course we do because we wouldn't
know that, you know, like nothing's on fire that we're
walking into. Yeah, it's the first thing you think about,
what am I have to deal with?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Like last week I didn't have my phone for fourteen hours.
That's like a big deal for me, right, And I
was like, I felt so good. I got to color,
I felt like not stressed.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It was amazing by the way, I got the book
on tape.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
But when I went to go buy the book on tape,
there was like several versions of the book on tape.
And the book on tape is like eight dollars five dollars,
and this version I saw it for ninety nine cents.
So it's like, all right, so I download it right, so,
and it's a woman doing it, and I think this
is this is this is how she. I should have
pulled somebodio. But the book is like almost she goes
just does it into her iPhone because you hear.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It go.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
So as we walk along the path, the path path,
like she stutters or like she stops her sentences.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
There's no editing.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
It's like when we cut commercials, well do you stutter?
And you let me recut that? And they know they
don't cut it.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
She just what you believe in your mind, you believe,
I'm sorry, what the mind can believe?

Speaker 9 (07:19):
How much better you'd be able to focus on I'm
going to give you about the eight dollars version.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I know you're right because you can hear breathing and
you can hear this part.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
There's oh my god, it's John Jay and rich Peyton,
what's my horse gropes today?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Well, I'm gonna let you know what your holiday Delulu
level is based on your zodioc sign.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Good morning, Michelle, what's your sign?

Speaker 9 (07:47):
Hy?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Good morning tous?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay, So for my tours. When it comes to you
and your holiday de lulu level, your Delulu level is
thinking the holidays will be calm this year while simultaneously
planning a twelve hour bigging day and refusing to leave
the out. You want cozy peace and zo responsibilities, and
you can't have both. You gotta pick one.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
No, I got again?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Well, I'm manifesting it for you and good luck.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Megan, good morning, good morning? What's your sign? Megan?

Speaker 8 (08:20):
Answer? Okay, So we're talking about holiday de lulu levels.
Your de lulu level is expecting everyone to behave get
along and magically understand your emotional needs without you having
to say word. You're kind of building a hallmark moment
in your own head, and then you get mad at
people when they don't follow the script.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Okay, and sounds good.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Thanks Megs. Sylvia, Hi, Hi, what's your sign?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I am a Leo just like me?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Okay? For us, Leo's this holiday season. Our holiday de
Lulu is imagining We're going to make a simple, chill celebration,
but our version of chill involves a photoshoot, coordinated outfits,
and at least one sparkle moment. We Leo's are the holiday.
So our de Lulu level is on ten this year.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's perfectly.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Thanks, Philby, I have a great day, you two, thanks
for buying.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
How about pisces rich for you for your holiday? De
Lulu level, you're believing in. You're believing your holiday will
play out like an aesthetic Instagram reel with soft lighting,
perfect vibes. Your stress reality will not be that, but
you're still gonna find magic in the mess, so that's
a good thing.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Listen, this is why this tell me you're all the
Hallmark movies are so good because that life is real.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
How about Libras Libra's Kyle. Your holiday de Lulu level
is fully believing you can please everyone. You're trying to
balance friends, family, events, and feelings like you're running a
seasonal like program. But something has to give and it's
not gonna be your outfit. That's right, exactly, well, your
outfit will give, but like not in.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That kind of way. Okay, how about burgos? John Jay?

Speaker 8 (09:55):
Your delusion is thinking you can plan the perfect day
with an o chaos or drama or miscmmunication. But like,
families exist, so just embrace the mess a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Thank you, Peyton or if you missed your horse gipe.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
It's posted on a website right now at John dayne
rich dot com.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
I was just day the mess.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Okay, take a hit gifts you ever give it one?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You ever received one? Eva, how you're in the air.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
Oh yes, I gotta take a hand gift. It was
to get my hair done because I chopped off my
own sayings and thought they look I thought they looked fine,
but I guess my grandmother did it. So she was like, hey,
I think you should go like on a saw day
get you know, take care of yourself. You you know,
your mother, two kids, Just take care of yourself. I
was like, okay, I'll go get on massage, I'll get

(10:51):
my nails, and she's like, honestly, I really think you
should get your haird.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
That is a take ahead gift I've ever heard that
turned from a taken hit get to like here's what's happening.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
Yeah, exactly so I was like, Okay, well I guess
I'll get my hand done.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Then sank sure, uh begs Cassandra, what was your take
a hint gift?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Hi, good morning, I just wanted I'm calling from the
call in Texas.

Speaker 11 (11:23):
I was just gonna I got a bar of soap.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
And I know that I don't have bad hygiene. I
know for a fact, but my daughter gave me a
barrow soap. Plus she gave my mother an embroidered apron.
I think it as like I was like a I
don't know, she's angry at me or something.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
Type of gifts.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, it means either you cuss a lot.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
You either have bad language that's why she's given you
the bar soap to wash your mouth out. Or when
you say you have bad that you don't have bad hygiene.
How do you know? I'm sure people that that's why
she's saying take a hint.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
No, I know, I know, I.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Know if I asked to believe me, I asked after that,
like after that.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Gift I have, But no, it wasn't that at all.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
It was just I don't know what it was.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, if you give somebody a bar soap because they
smell and they get it and they go, what.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Do you are you saying? I smell no, no, no, no,
it's a nice soap. It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Great.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I was so offended.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I guess I didn't even want to regift it to anybody.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
That's how bad it was.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
So did you use it?

Speaker 10 (12:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I just threw it.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
I threw it away.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I mean not in front of her, but I just
threw it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I can't let the soap go to waste as well.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
She's like, and I even gave it a soap and
she didn't even use it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
She threw it away. I'm just kidding. Thanks, and said
my mom told me one time. She said. Mom said,
don't ever say no.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Would someone offers you a piece of gum? She said,
because maybe they're just being kind, Hey you want a
piece of gum, or maybe you had bad breath and
they're trying to tell you that you have bad breath.
So whenever anyone's ever offered me a piece of gum,
I always take it. And there's this guy at our
basketball games. He's just text to me all the time.
He always offers me a piece of gu and I

(13:19):
have such a complex because I'm like, is he a
nice kid. Does he offer other people pizza, but every
time it's just next to me, and he always has
that cinnamon is what is that cinnamon?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Big rate? It's like big ray whatever always and I'm like,
dang it.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Maybe it's just like because I know whenever, like I
pull out a pack of gum, especially if it's a
full one, I feel rude if I don't ask everyone
around me like, oh, you guys were a piece of
gum too. But it's but I'm not like giving around
me a hint.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
But because what my mom said, I'm like, okay, this guy,
nice guy, got a nice guy or doctor.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And now I turn I turned around, I'm like, oh
so I just take it. I take it no matter
what anyway, Leslie, take a hint gift. What happened.

Speaker 11 (13:56):
I gave I take a hint gift. Okay, A long
time ago, I worked at Blockbuster Video and I had
this boss who was such a jerk. He looked like
he kind of looked like the guy, some family guy,
and he's stunk. He smelled like baloney. It's terrible bo

(14:17):
And if he wasn't a jerk, it then one thing
that he was a jerk. And so one time, a
group of us, We all a bunch of us spot
a bunch of those trial sized deodorants, and we filled
up the dropbox with trial sized deodorant because we knew
he was opening up the next day. Then they opened
up the next day, he would collect all of these deodorants,
and you know what, after that, he really wasn't a

(14:38):
jerk anymore. I think he took the hint. And I
don't think he sunk anymore either.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Oh wow, he changed amazing we could do through a
dropbox at Blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He left and started Netflix. I'll he's doing all right now.
Thanks Leslie Nan.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
John day Rich, John Jay Rich, Good morning, Carla.

Speaker 12 (15:06):
Hi, good morning, thanks for having me.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
I understand you want to do something special, something we
haven't done in a while, you guys.

Speaker 13 (15:11):
Am, I right, I want to do a Christmas booty call.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
All right, Carlson tells who she wants to do a
booty call with, and we're going to call that person up.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I believe it's her boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
And then, Carla, you've got to do everything you can
to talk to him into coming home to meet you
for a booty call without saying it is. You got
to use a lot of Christmas innu window? So who
is the booty call Victim Roman?

Speaker 14 (15:47):
And he's my you know's my boyfriend, but he's being
very grinchy this year.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Roman.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Is he the type of guy that would be receptive
to this or do you think that he'll be all
about the business and say no way?

Speaker 14 (16:02):
You know, I don't think he's going to say no way,
but I think he's definitely going to be caught off
guard by this whole vibe.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
Okay, do you know where he's at right now?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Will he?

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Is he out and about?

Speaker 14 (16:13):
So what he told me is that he's out doing
his Christmas shopping right now. But I really want him
to come back to the apartment fair enough.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Could you guys? Remember you said he's grinch. You remember
in The Grinch when how big was his heart? It
was small sizes?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Two sizes too small?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But then it grew three sizes. There you go.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
You got to use that baby there. Yeah, I know that,
you know what is two sizes is too small? I
want to make it three sizes too small.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
You can send him won't work.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't think he's just a Timberlake.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Okay, So here's what we're gonna ge him on the phone,
but we don't say anything.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
So we're going to conference both of you in got it?

Speaker 10 (16:53):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay? Is that how we do it?

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Yeah, she's got to call him so he doesn't see
her phone number.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
So we're just gonna shut up in this.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
So you just call him up and we're listen.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
All right, sounds great?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Follow up?

Speaker 12 (17:13):
Hey babe, what are you doing right now?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
I'm in the car. Do you need something?

Speaker 12 (17:21):
Oh? Well, you know, I'm thinking, why don't you just
skip out on the shopping and just you know, juz
shingle your bells home instead?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Everything? You're okay? Are you good?

Speaker 9 (17:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (17:35):
But you know, wouldn't you want to come down my
chimney tonight?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Oh wait, what are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (17:43):
Well, I'm just saying your north pole was up this
morning and I really want to ed jingle your booth
and with your candy kine.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay. I don't know what's going on, but I gotta go.
I just parked o day.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
No, no, no, no, no, just come on hold stuff my stocking. Seriously, well, Dave, seriously,
if you come home, Santa isn't going to be the
only one this Christmas?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Okay, I'll see you in a few hours.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
All right, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, I
was just trying to have some fun with you, and
you know, kind of get into the Christmas mood, just
because you've been very awful these past few weeks and
I don't understand why you are just so mad at
the world. You know what, I'm done. You take the
fun out of doing anything.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Ah, let's let him off the hook here for a second.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Dude, you're on the radio. Your girlfriend wanted to have
some fun with you, but you were. She said you
were grinchy. You sound a little grinchy. I mean she's
using fun sexual innuendo. I mean she probably maybe if
she would said something like Roman, you're stocking, he's hung
something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
When I think about you, I touch my elf.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Okay, I didn't know it personally. I didn't even know
everything that was going on. I did, I didn't hear everything.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
But nice.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Taking it. I don't look. I was just trying to
get done. I have shopping. I was trying to do.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh you're still not into it? Is that a candy cane?
Are you just happy to see me? No? Would that
that would have worked?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Okay? What Okay, I'm really so this is the radio.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yes, baby, it's cold outside, but it's hot in here.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Never mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
This is kind of annoying. I'm just saying, I don't
know what.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
We'll check my balls?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Did workday?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Lighting up?

Speaker 8 (19:48):
It's okay, it's all fun and games.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Rooman go on home and play in those reindeer games.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Jack Frost, nipples on your nose?

Speaker 11 (19:57):
What's French?

Speaker 12 (20:00):
You're just gonna be on the naughty us.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
At least he's shopping for you. All right, So that
is it. That is a Christmas booty call. Wow, Wow, a.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Booty call bummers?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, get back.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, boy called John Jay Rich. Good morning.

Speaker 12 (20:27):
At your day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 14 (20:29):
I wake up with my favorite artist.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
What's up, guys?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
This is supposed balloons boone and you're waking up with
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Time for stacks and hacks. You guys, ever heard of
the term clock watching clock? I almost said other words
that I have heard. Yeah, the term clock botching is trending.
People don't seem to agree on what it means. A
rioter coined it last month and said it when you

(20:57):
work more hours than you should because you can't get
through all your work, which to me is just work.

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Right, that's not botching, because watching would be like ruining
something or messing something up, all right.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
I was kind of picturing it like I set my
clocks ahead of time to trick myself and watch the
time on purpose, because then I feel like then maybe
I'll be more on time, But then I know they're
set ahead.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, it's not that, and it's not that.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
A writer for Forbes said, so when you're stretching small
tasks into entire afternoons to fill your day and avoid
working either way, what I just says, people don't seem
to green what it is, and I think in here
is the same.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
But I think when you drop it, then we can't
use clock watching for any Okay, call clockwatch next.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Phrase, this next article is so true, Peyton whitmore?

Speaker 8 (21:43):
Okay? Does this directed at me or something?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
In a new survey, seventy six percent of managers say
gen Z employees need more praise than older generations. Do
well you will, fifty eight percent of gen Zer's want
praise even when they fail.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Good job making that whole thing for a partner.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
No, not when I fail.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
I will say if you ever notice something that Peyton does,
she's very grateful if you acknowledge it. I am. When
I say good job, Beton, She's like, thank you.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
Yeah, because that's nice that you do that.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
I had a whole article on it, and then I
had this other article which I thought was extremely important
on what you drink what it says about you. For example, Uh,
if you go to a restaurant and ask you what
you want, I always just take a water, right, just water,
And then when they asked you what kind of water
you want, I'm like, just freaking water, right. So waiters
will assume if you order water, you're either focused on

(22:41):
hydration or wanting to save money. But there's a range.
If you order tap water, you're down to earth. Sparkling
water says you're up for adventure. I'm doing the water
for hydration. If you order a Cosmopolitan, you're extra fancy
and possibly a huge sex in the city fan. If
you order a cop which I do, if it's in

(23:01):
the morning, if you order it black, it gives off
the impression that you're straightforward and you're ready to get
down to business. If you're drinking with oat milk, nutmeg
with cream or something like that, you're.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Possibly high maintenance.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
If you order a hot tea, it says you're introspective,
sincere and you know how to take care of yourself.
If you order Tito's and vodka, the bartender will make
fun of you, mostly because Tito's is already a vodka
and you're asking for a double vodka. One bar charges
one hundred dollars for Tito's and vodka.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
Yeah, I've seen those memes recently.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyway, what do you have for life acts? All right?

Speaker 7 (23:38):
So I'm kind of curious about your flossing in your
brushing because this is the hack for brushing your teeth.
How many of you floss with floss at least once
a day?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Now? I do, sometimes I do it twice a day.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I'm lucky if in the mornings.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I would go to bed, then I floss in the
morning when I wake up.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
But Kyle, you use an electric toothbrush right that has
the gum cleaner on it. So the questions really like
should you floss before you brush your teeth or floss
before or after you brush your teeth? And really the
dentise it doesn't really matter a lot of people think
that you get more chunks of goo a lot of
your teeth if you floss first, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But the dentise.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
We can tell the difference bet between people who floss
and don't floss, but we can't tell if you brush
or flaws first. So here's what they recommend for a
good oral caroutine. Brush your teeth at least twice a
day and floss once a day, preferably in the evening
before you go to bed. So make that part of

(24:39):
your routine and watch your gums.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
That hack can be found at John Jay and Rich
dot com chickney
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