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Speaker 1 (00:05):
If text us text JJR whatever is on your mind
to nine six eight nine three, or calls at.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Eight seven seven ninety three, seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Peyton was telling a story the other day, and I said, Peyton,
we got to do that on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I want to hear.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And I don't think any of us know the meat
of the story, but we will have somebody on the
phone to help explain it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So, Peyton, the story is what.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So I am back living in my grandma's house and
the other day she was playing her really loud music.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wait, we should bring her up. We got your grandma
on the phone. We got mamee hey may may hi
Hi okay. So so Peyton's about that tells the story.
So she was playing her loud music.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I was saying, how you like to play your
music in the morning, and how the other day you
and I went hit for hit in the kitchen and
I was telling everyone, how I think Meme that you're
a little bit of like a top forty hater. You
think that my generations of music is trash, And I
honestly kind of feel like she said, very true, true,
And I honestly feel the same exact way about her

(01:03):
generation's music. I also think it's pretty trash, and so
we decided we were gonna go hit for hit.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
So you're playing tracks.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
She played a song about this one, and then I
played a song It's the gold Ender.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Them be like, okay, that is a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
That was my goal, and I feel like the same
for her because it was like, I think you'll like
this one.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Maybe what music was Peyton playing that you just don't like?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Well, she plays what you play ghost. The top thirty
were all the girls singers. Because it was specifically about
the female singers. They all sound the same. It's kind
of like Lord did the original thing and then everybody
copies what she did, only they changed it up a
little bit. The lyrics are stupid. They're a rough hen

(01:48):
of gentlemen and boring and it's got no gap. And
the girls might have good voices, but they're like not,
they don't reach into your soul and pull on your
your heart.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Well, you know, I could definitely tell you you and
Peyton are related by your hot takes.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Many what's a song that pulls at your heart strings?
That does that pulls at your soul?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Well, we agree on Loving You by Many Repretend.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So we agreed, well, Kanye things about this song.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I love this song.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
I have goose you remember, and I know, oh, I
know the song. I'm not a fan at all.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You don't like many Repertis.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I don't like many ripertids.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't. I don't remember when this song came out,
but I could tell you this.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You know who her daughter is, Yeah, it's my r
Let me tell you guys this, this is that many Riperton.
Loving You is actually a song. I'm gonna walk down
the aisle to you.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Actually like the song.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
When I listen to that song in the car by myself, I.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Cry, can you can I give you a suggestion instead?
Could you just do Kanye slow jams?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What's the many? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So we agreed on We agreed on Minnie River Tame
and so I was like, actually, Memy, I think you
would really like this song that just came out as
this new upcoming artist. Her name's Olivia Dean and she
sings a song called man I Need something.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
Like It?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, what did made me say to that? Did you
like that song? Are you? What did you say?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
I loved her. She has a character and got some
grit in her voice. You know, it's smooth. She's got
a nice step, she's got a good range, but she
sings like she's singing from her diaphragm and it's beautiful. Yeah,
and I really liked her. I only heard the one song,
so I hope I'm not going to be disappointed, but

(03:54):
I am going to actually listen to her and see
what it is.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, and Memy knows her music she styled in Yeah,
I mean, and I think that's why me and my
brother genuinely enjoy going to concerts and show so much.
My grandma took me to go see Metallica when I
was seven. We were in the pit.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
What's another song that you listen to that may may
present it to you?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So the other one is by Maria Muldar Midnight at
the Oasis, so.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
And you can be.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And she played this one for me because she knew
I liked many Ripperton and they kind of have the
same inflection a little bit on their voices. And I
did enjoy this song. Did I add it to my playlist?

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Midnight?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's the one?

Speaker 7 (04:39):
Another song from Creek.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yes, I'm sure Rich didn't like this one either.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
No, I don't like that song again, honestly, I'm chok
rich and.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
I bet you didn't like Brand New Key by Melanie.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh my god, No, those are all three fingernails on
a chalkbord for me.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
So then I played her Raven love Me.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Not Strong and let's just sing it.

Speaker 10 (05:14):
Oh don't mean I'll miss you here?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
And maybe did you like that song?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's stunk. So the last one, and I mean like
the last one got my body swam. This one had
me reaching for the volume to turn It's horrible. Okay,
like that one, I said, let me hear a couple more.
So we went through several of her songs, probably five

(05:42):
or six yep, and I'm like, turn it off.

Speaker 10 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
My brother Jayalen and his boyfriend Alex had come over
and they had said that Doja Cat's in her sixties era,
and so I was like, okay, let me play you
the Doja cat Thy album and those are the ones
that she was like. But then I played and then
I played Allmen Pray.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
Sent Up and I have too much to have.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
In front?

Speaker 10 (06:08):
Yeah, come since I didn't I even.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Grab my bride and.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, she like that.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, she presented Eidy songbird.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Okay, now you got me this.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
Song come on, brilliant snooze.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, So, Memmy's got some taste of like musical like
sing singing like and and words that means something.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Also you like the sound of it, love like I
love Anthrax and Mechallica and and I like pretty much
every genre except rap and pop.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Which is all the stuff that I was like. Yeah, Meme.
Though you did say though that you were down to
go to Drake with us, so like you would go
see Drake and he's a rapper.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, that's because I've heard a lot of good things
about him, though I haven't heard them with my own ears.
Very interested.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I know a song I think you played first, She
would love what Cobra Starship. Well maymee, thanks for jumping
on there with us. I think you're very very interesting,
very smart.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Well, thank you, thank you very much. I am very
smart and thank god it passed down to my grandkids.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Love you. Oh wait, hey maybe maybe real quick you there.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What's your favorite concert you've ever been to?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Todd Rundgren and probably Alcapella. You're like who that was
probably the greatest cuncture that I ever went to.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We went to see a letter telling to do you
have that album?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
May that t died with just his mouth. He didn't
use any information.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Every single word and every note and every beat like
a from start to finish.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
That's actually a real good album.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You said you could sing. Can you give us a
little piece of that album? Your favorite song from that album?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Probably it's it's today. I am your chariot us tomorrow
on your a.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
What a beautiful woman.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Thank you so fast.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Thanks for jumping on there with us, mamee. Have a
great day, kid.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
I want to come over and use your toilet. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And her nice steam shower a very what I wish
I had. I need to tell you how warm I
feel about her.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
She is really the best.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 9 (08:43):
She's like quintessential.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, she really isn't. She set us all up for success,
like none of us have student loans at all because
of my grandma.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Look at grandma.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
You want to see her.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
She has gray hair and the beehive.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well, her hair is actually short now, her hair short
because it's growing back from the cancer that she just kicked.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
That ass glasses she doesn't wear glasses that has a
pearl thing that holds the glasses up on her nose.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Do you know what she does? Have purple streaks in
her hair?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Did she wear the patti her knees. That don't look
like I know grandma from here. That does not look
does not look like your grandma at all.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's my grandma.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
She looks good.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's your grandma.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, most I'm trying to find other pictures, though, toilet
this is more recent. That one's more recent. Like two
different people, my mom and that's my grandma.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
This is don't I mean they both look young, your
mom and your grandma.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Wait, but the grandma pictured there looks like her grandma.
The first grandma picture was that her in her thirties?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, this was her profile picture from two years ago,
the profile She had no answer.

Speaker 11 (09:43):
Okay, yeah, well, I mean there she looks like she's thirty.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
This was thirty. This was three years ago, this picture two.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
All right, well, thank you, let's post a picture of
Peyton's grandma. It'll be up at John Jay rich on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Did they say.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I saw this thing on Reddit about the funniest thing
that's ever happened to you While you're getting it on Brittany,
what happened to you?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (10:15):
I was in my third trimester of pregnancy and it's
feeling pretty good, and so obviously it was about six
weeks before.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
I gave birth.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
Suddenly I started to feel a little bit nauseous, but
I wasn't concerned because I hadn't thrown up, you know,
like in months. And then all of a sudden, I
just threw up all over my husband.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Oh my god, feel bad.

Speaker 12 (10:37):
He's a sympathetic vomitter, so.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
No, gosh, So did.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
He throw up on you?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yes? He did.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's phenomenal. That is amazing. Now when you threw up, like,
did he keep going?

Speaker 13 (11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I did.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
It just like all of a sudden just came out.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Wow, that's so crazy. I'm going to stay married after that.
There's nowhere else to go.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I mean absolutely. I feel like if you pass that
threshold of like the gross things, then you're in love. Yeah,
true love for sure.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
All celebrate seven years.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, thank you for sharing that beautiful, beautiful story.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
To tell that story at your kid's wedding.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Thanks Brittany, Thank you, Jojo tell us about what happened?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
That was so funny while you guys were doing.

Speaker 13 (11:33):
It, Okay, so this is like five and a half
years ago. My husband I'm in Vegas. During the day,
we basically don't leave the room because we're celebrating then
you know, doing our things.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Well, it's in the middle of the afternoon, and uh,
my husband's not a very vocal guy, and I always ask,
you know, while we're happy relations if he could, you know,
express himself a little more. So I'm like, face the
opposite way from the door, and he starts yelling, and
i don't.

Speaker 13 (12:04):
Know what he's yelling, but I'm like, all right, like
he's so into it. And afterwards, you.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Know, I'm talking to him, you know, rain in bed
and I say to him like, you know, like, well,
like you were right yalling, really into it, and he
starts laughing and I'm like, what are you laughing about?

Speaker 13 (12:19):
And he's like, well, the housekeeper walked in and I'm
like what. And he's like, the housekeeper walked.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
In and I'm like he's like and I yelled at
her to get out, and I'm like, but you can
even stop, like you just you never even take a break.

Speaker 13 (12:34):
He's like, well, I could tell you were almost there,
and then once you have to start all over again,
So I just kept going.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
So you thought you thought him yelling can't out, like, yeah,
he's into.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
It, that's what.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
I didn't know what he was yelling.

Speaker 13 (12:49):
I just heard him yelling, I'm into it, like I
don't know what the hell you're saying.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Get out disturbed, and you're like they're like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
I know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We gotta light check down, we gotta light churn out,
yeah baby, yeah baby.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
Honestly, that was just the best thing ever.

Speaker 13 (13:11):
Like I thought he was the honest thing.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Like, all right, every time she orders like a cleaning
service to come by every time when they start.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
Yeah, well, I thought we had the sign hanging, but
I guess it is falling because I was gonna go complain,
like what the hell you know the do not disturb
sized hanging, but I realized it had falling down.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You guys are rocking that room. You were rocking that room, Jojo.
Have a great day. Thank you for calling, Thank you
for listening, Jojo.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Yeah, I'm a good one.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
Share with us something funny that happened while you're getting on.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
We'll get into it next. It's John Jay.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Rich, What what's up?

Speaker 9 (13:54):
Every good gun? He's a little dumb every black boy,
he's a little lum.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Hi Kelly, how are you hi?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Good?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay? Kelly.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Somebody on Reddit they posted this question. They said, share
with us something funny that happened while you're getting it on.
And before I get into this list, I hear you
have one.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
So I was in Canada on a business trip and
I sent my husband a talkless photo and then the
next day he's at church, right and he texts me
and he's like, you know what, I don't believe it
just happened. My daughter she was like probably eat at
the time, and she's like, she likes to play this
app on his phone where she edits photos, and so

(14:37):
she was playing on the phone and he's like, what
are you doing.

Speaker 14 (14:40):
He's like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Putting clothes on, mommy my photo and she's sitting there
in church in the pew playing you know this editing game.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
That's good, terrifying, that's good, Kelly.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
So some one of the posts somebody put on Reddit,
a guy goes a guysool, he's his wife's boob and Jess.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Then a train went by and blasted.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
His horn's funny, that's so great.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
A guy's pet Cockatil had learned to mimic his mother
in law's laugh and kept doing it, and the husband
eventually stopped and said, I can't do this with your
mother in law, with your mother laughing at him. It's
the bird, Kelly. I have a great day. Thank you
for listening.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Er, thank you by eight.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Seven seven nine seven.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The funniest thing that happened while you're getting it on, Julie,
what's going on?

Speaker 9 (15:28):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (15:29):
So I was at a house party and my roommate
had invite all these guys over, but we had a
brand new kitten. She likes to knock over everyone's beer bottles,
and so she was in my room and one of
the guys decided that he wanted to go in my

(15:49):
room and we were trying to have fun, and the
kitten kept climbing all over his back and he would
toss her off, and then she'd climbed back on his back.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh my god, did you guys laugh?

Speaker 13 (16:00):
I did?

Speaker 15 (16:01):
He did not. After about like two or three times,
he just got up and left, and I just stayed
in the room with the cat, laughing for the next
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
But did you just meet him that night?

Speaker 15 (16:11):
Yeah, it was fine. I don't even remember the guy's name.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's good stuff, all right, Julie, thanks for calling in,
Thanks for sharing that story with us.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
We had a good day, Holly.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
What happened to you? Funny thing that happened while you're
getting it on?

Speaker 11 (16:25):
Oh goodness, I can't believe I'm revealing. This husband was
in the military. He came up from base. We were
at his mom's house.

Speaker 13 (16:33):
Things weren't eating.

Speaker 11 (16:34):
Up as they do. He became all relaxed and with
that lit out a really big exhill that when he
kind of raised up a little bit, he's just like.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
They saw.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
I started to lose it, and I think he could
feel me starting to laugh if you catch my drifts.
So I just stuck my head in his neck and
buried it and just.

Speaker 13 (17:01):
Wait until the end.

Speaker 11 (17:02):
And then when all was well, we absolutely lost our
last for thirty minutes and we we still don't know
where that sound came from. I think it came from
a big two. I don't know, but it was down
deep crazy. Just got on with mister d.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
On this reddit.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
On this reddit exchange, noises are quite there's quite a
few of them. A guy, apparently a guy, accidentally made
a noise that sounded like chewbaccay. So a guy goes.
A guy said I'll be right back. He left the room.
He said, I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
He left the room.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
At the exact same time, the guy and the girl
both heard each other tooting.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Gosh, you're not alone, you're not alone.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then this happened. Right after they were doing it.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Someone's sleep app turned on recording them, and they flagged
it as animals animal sounds.

Speaker 11 (18:07):
We'll sing you okay, now I want.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
To keep going because you've got a great laugh so much.

Speaker 11 (18:14):
Oh I haven't even gotten born yet.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
So someone someone's Google home speaker like Alexa. They responded
when they were doing and said, I don't understand your request.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Not a guy. A guy blew his knee out switching positions.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
It wasn't funny for him, but he had to have
surgery and his wife couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
I love Oh my gosh, can you move in with us?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
The funniest thing that happened while you're getting it on,
this person said five words glow in the dark condom.

Speaker 11 (19:02):
Whoah, yeah, I'm intrigued, but confused. How is that gonna happen?
You're gonna look down?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (19:15):
That blood.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
The disc you music bring roller, Holly, You're a joy.
It's great talking to you. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 11 (19:33):
And one last thing. I listened to you almost every
day that I can. But I haven't forgotten about it.
But a few months back ago, y'all had the shower conversation.

Speaker 16 (19:40):
Do you wash your legs?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (19:43):
Up until that point, I never thought about it, but
I do now.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Good. That's good.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
I do now, and I even sugar scrub them to exfoliate.
So I go above and be on all.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Right, Holly, have a great day.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Thank you for listening y'all to rock on Man.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
How's daughter Addie the studio? Good morning Addie.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Hi, I understand you want to come in and you
wanted to host a game today.

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
What's the name of your game?

Speaker 10 (20:08):
It's called are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, well, Case.

Speaker 10 (20:14):
Years old and I'm in fifth grade. Are you smarter
than this fifth grader? Let's find out.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Case it? Good morning? How are you?

Speaker 10 (20:38):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (20:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Guys? Are you smarter than a fifth grader. I don't know,
I might be Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, you are playing for Blink one any two tickets,
innings festival.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Let us play, Addie, what are the rules or just play?

Speaker 10 (20:50):
Just answer that question correctly. Yeah, okay. We're starting with
John Jay. Subject is science. What is the only planet
in our solar system that rotates on its side? On
its side?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Hey, there's questions for me caseons. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Are you sure.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Incorrect?

Speaker 10 (21:16):
It's here?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Why is that? Why is that so funny to you?
It's just a planet?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
You know why it's funny.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Moving on the rich, the subject is social studies. What
document begins with the words we the.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
People, Declaration of independent.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I don't know that. He was pretty firm and except that.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
No, I mean he did correct it though, and I
were not smarter.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
We are now?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, all right?

Speaker 7 (22:01):
The Declaration of Constitution is the constitution?

Speaker 10 (22:07):
But is health? What part of the human body controls balance?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Your brain?

Speaker 13 (22:16):
Dang it?

Speaker 10 (22:17):
No, no, but I wouldn't guess this one. It's the
inner ear that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I like you said about buzzer.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
You're like, no, that totally makes sense, because don't people
like I have that ring in the ear. And then
they fall Yes, Yes, I was on the right track
with the brain kind of kind.

Speaker 10 (22:37):
Of okay case in the subject is e La. What's
the term for a comparison using the words liker.

Speaker 14 (22:46):
As oh my goodness, I'm blinking, uh dance.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
Let's see like as.

Speaker 14 (23:03):
Oh my good I might not be smarter than a
fifth grader.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
The answer was the simile oh my gosh, no points
on the board after round smart summer.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Just got over right.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
No schools very much been in session for a while.
Hopefully everyone can redeem themselves around two rybn. What nutriment
is the body's main source of energy?

Speaker 15 (23:40):
Carbon?

Speaker 10 (23:42):
I'm not close.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Carbs, cars, carbies.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
My god, it's like a little Kyle.

Speaker 10 (23:52):
Okay, rich Bar Your subject is science?

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Science.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
What ancient civilation built Machu Pa? You in the Indies?
Mans and that one?

Speaker 7 (24:03):
I believe that is the minions that fuilt Manchu pichu.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Emm incorrect, it's the Inca.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Oh, the Inca Inca Empire. I would have gone with
sorry stills on the board.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Let's see if I can save the day.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
Peyton, You're your subject is la in the phrase the
lightning flash brightly, what part of speech is the word brightly.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
The lightning flashed brightly.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
A setup word, No, it's an adverb.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Okay, so the setup word. No, it's called an.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Okay case, and you're in a really, really good spire
because literally nobody has scored.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
All you have to do is get this right.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Class. Yeah, you know, I think fifth grade's just gotten
a lot harder lately.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
All you have to do.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is get this question correct, and you win the tickets
to innings fest.

Speaker 10 (25:13):
Okay, You're your subject is social studies before Washington, d C.
What city was the first capital of the United States?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Tell him to be quiet? You getting help? You get help?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Sorry, that is that is the book keeper.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
We don't have a bookkeeper New York paying for Yeah,
York looks like Kayson is the one.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
And the case's bookkeeper job.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I thought Philadelphia to Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You got your tickets. You're gonna go see Blink Monday
to an innings festival.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Congratulations, thank you so very much. You got dunk it up.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
That was really bad.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Sorry, don't look at as an example next time you
put can you put?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Are you smarter than a first grader? Next time?

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Probably next year? Are you smarter than a sixth.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh you're assuming you're gonna make it to the next grade.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
You think you're gonna advance. You're that smart? All right,
that's our game, John Jay and Rich. Yeah, go a wake.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
Up, John Jay and Rich wake you up.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Good morning, Quinn. What's going on?

Speaker 14 (26:40):
Thanks for holding Thank you for having me.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
So.

Speaker 14 (26:44):
I am bisexual, always has been. It's never been a
big deal whatsoever. But I like help. I don't know
what to do about this.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, we are professionals in the bisexual world.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
We are, we aren't, but we will try to help you.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Let us know whatever we're going on.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I would say we are professionals of the bisexual world. Well,
I know Peyton used to date girls, now pays engaged
to a guy.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I guess on paper that would consider me as bisexual,
even though I don't identify with the women anymore.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Didn't John Jay, didn't you come on on a quiz.
Didn't you take a quiz to see how bisex?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
And I went to a community college. So we're all good.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
So what's your what's your situation? Quinn?

Speaker 14 (27:31):
So, Clay family has always been supportive of me being bisexual,
so I felt like I never really needed to announce it.
But the other day, my sister was over at my
place and I mentioned there's this girl that I've been seeing,
and I guess my roommate was eavesdropping was in the kitchen,

(27:54):
but didn't say anything at the time. So later on
that night she told me to the side and she
was acting weird.

Speaker 16 (28:03):
And she said to me, I didn't know that you.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
Liked women, and you know, I had told her like
confirmed to her, like yes I do. Is that a problem,
And then she hits me with it's fine as long
as you don't hit on me, you And then after
that she's just been acting weird around me, like I'm
some kind of threat or freak or something.

Speaker 16 (28:31):
And the crazy thing is like it's a wild is
because like it's like, girl, you're not even my type,
Like calm down, did you say that to her?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Like or were you just kind of like dumbfounded, Like okay,
I was.

Speaker 14 (28:48):
So dumbfounded about it.

Speaker 16 (28:50):
It's just like I don't know what to say about balance, because.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I almost feel like if you were, like, you're not
really my type, she would oh, and then she might
get fended like why am I not? You're tied to
don't she be acting weird a different way, like trying
to make herself your type.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
For sure.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
You're like, you're not even You're not a whole snack,
You're not even half a snack.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
I just don't need you hitting on me. You're not
my type?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Why not, right?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
I guess I'm saying maybe communication could help, because that
if she's feeling like now, maybe uncomfortable for whatever reason,
like maybe you being like, dude, get over yourself because
I'm not into you anyway, she might put her in
her place.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
She's making it her business when none of it it's
her business, right.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, because she's eavesdropping anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Look, let me tell you guys what it is. It's
pure ignorance, That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.
She's just not educated in that world. She must be
naive or you know, didn't grow up with the openness
that most of us have been.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Are you going to meet a girl that's straight and
I go, well, hey, you're not my type.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
That wouldn't you know what I mean, That wouldn't happen
for sure, so weird.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, I think you're absolutely right. I think it is ignorance,
John Jay, because there was a time where when I
was dating a girl, and then I was kind of
single and I was just dating around. I was dating men,
I was dating women, and then.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I met I do have expertise in bisexual.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I guess so. And then I met the love of
my life Kadem when I'm about to marry in a year.
There was many of conversations, like when I was on
the apps and it was like, oh, you date, you
date girls, so like can we do a threesome? Can
we read a girl? And you know you're gross, Like just.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Because I'd make that work no matter what, no matter
who was.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Of course, of course you would, John Jay, But you're right.
It's like the ignorance, like just because you have a
sexual preference doesn't mean that the person that I'm talking
to is my only sexual place.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like when you meet someone who's gay and then you
meet no, no, someone else that's gay, and you think
I might get to set them up because they're both gay.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
It doesn't work, Like I think, I seriously think.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Rich's wedding, they had the gay table.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Like how long have you guys been roommates?

Speaker 12 (30:54):
Quick?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Good question?

Speaker 14 (31:00):
You moms and everything.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Talking through a pringles camp are you on a speakerphone. No,
it sounds better. No, Kyle was a bisexual things.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
No, Kyle hit it absolutely right. I think you kind
of need to make her check herself, like, get over yourself, babe,
like you're not my type.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I understand that you might not be used to a
situation like this, but I would never cross that boundary
in the first place. I hope we can live in
a space where we can both openly be ourselves. But
you definitely need to make her like check herself.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
And then openly flirt with her.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
No, don't do that. Please, don't sleep with your roommate quick,
super mesty.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Why quinn't we help you out there?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (31:48):
I think it definitely helps out a lot.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
You much.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
You got it, Thanks for listening, Thanks for calling in.
Glad you came to us.

Speaker 14 (31:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Hi God,
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