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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven. Let me paint the picture. What's going on
in the back room there the back studio where Noah
is in Kyle's office. We have a bunch of women
that are here to sweet date with great personalities. And Nick,
our producer, went back there and open up a bottle
of champagne.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's how they do it on the Bachelor too. They
open up the champagne and that's when it gets crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
On the studio. We have all of us, and we
have Brett our bachelor, Bachelor for today. And and Brett
reached out to me several months ago, uh about you know, hey,
can you help find somebody right because you're looking for
a serious relationship YEA.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Like somebody who has her stuff together?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, yes, a good human Yes. And if we were
to say, like, what do you do for a living,
how do you describe what you do for living?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm an author and I'm a speaker and a business owner.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Right, okay, yeah, because you wrote you know what's funny
is that he's uh, he wrote a book about coaching
and the gym. I go to a superstar. They all
like that, you know, because we posted a picture of
him with us last week, and all these trainers were like,
you know, Brett bur a coach is coach basically coach,
Like he had to move CEOs and other people out
of the way so you can come in here this morning, right, Yeah,

(01:14):
I'm glad to do it all right. So and I'm thinking, like,
we have all these great contestants here and we're gonna
start bringing in then we're gonna do a speed dating thing.
We're gonna ask a bunch of questions fast and you know,
and then we'll dwindle it down and hopefully you go
out on a date with one of them. We're got
a date with all of them. But one twist we have,
Oh boy, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Want to say speed dating, right, And how do you
know if somebody's good at speed dating unless you can
see how fast they are.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We have a treadmill we brought in here, and they
have to be on the treadmill.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Answering questions on the treadmill, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Or maybe it's better if Brett's on the treadmill doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm already the warmest person alive. I will start sweating.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
The treadmill.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Why make the ladies walk?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I walk.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Could you knew what I had been?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I didn't know about this. You asked me if we
had anything up our sleeves and said, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
People involved, there's always something you have no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, you got your questions ready, so they'll have their
questions ready.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But we're just gonna say hello and meet him real quick. Right,
we're going to meet each one.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Sure we can do that, all right? Okay, holcome, you
didn't get champagne.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
If you want some champagne, don't have to.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Get on the treadmill.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Brett, No quick, Okay, we served the finest plastic.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Lizzie. You want to go first, so you step up.
Tell us your name. Tell let's make sure the my
phone working first. You're stand on the treadmill. Please, hello,
we're trying to fix the microphone.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, no, can you can just come over here?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, that'll be okay, there's your champagne.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Escape to the treadmill for now.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, Liddy, tell us a little about yourself.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Okay, Hi, I'm in here. I'm Lindsay. I am not
a native of Arizona. I actually was born and raised
in Mississippi. But she probably don't meet a lot of
people from Mississippi, but I'm one of them. And then
I'm a huge sports fan, like love basketball. College college
basketball is my favorite, but I love college sports in general. Yeah, single, mom,

(03:20):
What do you I sell a drug for a pharmaceutical companies?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You want to say what drug?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
It's for cancer? So it's not.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
How many kids? How many kiddos?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Just one?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Boy? Girl? Okay, okay, but you got a question for her? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, after one of your most stressful days, what is
something that would instantly calm you down?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I have two dogs, so I just cuddle with my puppies.
Great answer. Okay, do you mind going back to the
back line? Dating is speed? Hi? What's your name?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Hi? I'm Rachel.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
I'm a dentist, and fun fact about me is I'm
pretty competitive. So darts, karaoke, golf, you name it, let's
do it.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You want to win this too, because you're competitive?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Absolutely, I want to win any competition.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I enter a girl.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
You have a question, ye, what is something most people
misunderstand about you.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
While being a dentist?

Speaker 7 (04:23):
I think there's a lot of misunderstandings about me and
what I do?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
What do they do?

Speaker 7 (04:27):
I figured, well, dentistry is one of those kind of
hard medical careers because we're the only medical career that
sets our own prices essentially, so people look at us
and think that we're, you know, trying to take them
to the cleaners, and really I'm just trying to help
fix you.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
To you, that's a really right point. Yeah right, thank
you very much, thank you very much, thanks for coming in.
Hi and what is your name?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (04:51):
I'm Morgan. I'm thirty. I am the commissioner of my
fantasy football league, and I am like a.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Shot of tequila.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
You are hooked for the first sup. Yeah, that's with
their own branding.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
So what is something that even one of your exes
would say you are annoyingly good at.

Speaker 8 (05:14):
I'm really intuitive. I'm a piscy, so my intuition is
never wrong. If I look through a phone, there was
something to find.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
So to answer to a hard question, well done.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's very good, very good, Morgan. Okay, who's next. Hello?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
My name is Ariel.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
I'm thirty two. I work in project management for an
engineering firm.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Love my job.

Speaker 9 (05:34):
A single mom of one. He's seven, a great little boy.
He's very easy, very happy, go lucky. Spontaneous, looking for
somebody that wants a real relationship, somebody that is able
to give the energy back that I am able to
bring in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well said, yeah, all right, great hat. Yes, how do
you handle conflict? Are you the type to shut down
or do you want to it out and get to
the bottom of it right away?

Speaker 9 (06:02):
I think a little bit of both. I think initially
I just kind of get flustered. I need to get
my thoughts centered, so I take a little take a
little breather, and then I want to come back to
it and resolve.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It right away.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't want to like, let it drag out.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Let it drag out and I fester. Yeah, I don't
want it to fester.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Good answer.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You're very good, strong choices so far, without saying do
you have one in mind that you want to talk
to a little more?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh man, I haven't gotten there yet.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (06:34):
I do kind of feel like also, we need to
give the ladies a chance to ask.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Being interviewed, Brett, would you rather sing or dance? Dance?
You'd rather dance? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
What is your spirit on the uh White Siberian Tiger?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Do you have a top netflix recommendation.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I guess Dexter is not on Netflix. I just I'm
surprised how many people still have not seen that.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Kyle just watched it for the second time.

Speaker 11 (07:01):
Yea.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
The whole thing is it's still amazings like three more
spin offs.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yep, Brett, what's expensive but worth it? Cool? Travel?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Very good answer, travel answer.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We've got to speak to the spectaclear Part two next, John,
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I didn't think Kid and the Stand.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
We're right in the middle of our speed dating game.
We've got four lovely contestants, we got one bachelor. My
friend Brett. Brett is a coach, like a success coach, right,
is that what you used?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
That a way to call it communication? Like I hope
people with community like get out of their own head. Psychology,
performance coaches.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
My performance. You wrote a book, you have another book
coming out.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
But you know you you've also owned gyms before, You've
trained people, you know, Just to give you guys a
little idea, he trained the rock Demian Demi Lovado UFC fighters. Right,
that guy's trading. That's like like workout trading trained athletes for.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Twenty years prior to doing what I do.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Now you seem like a very direct communicator. So if
you're in a relationship with you, I feel like you're
one of those guys. It doesn't mince words, and like
being around the bush, you seem like you get right
to how you feel.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, well it would be the question I asked one
of them was what's something people misunderstand about you? I'm
super direct, but that comes from a place of respect,
like I'm not gonna waste your time. I also know
how to soften that though. You know, I'm not just
one of those people that has no filter. But you're
never gonna know or never gonna guess where I'm coming from,
Like you'll wear my heart on my sleeve, and I
don't really what's the value of like lying in sugarcoating

(08:29):
and bolting?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right, So Lizzia, you have you have a question.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
I have a question for you. Do you have any
pets or children?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I do have a child.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
His name his name's five, He's five. I did have
two dogs rescues, but unfortunately they passed a couple of
years ago. That I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You have you get another one.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
What is what's been your longest relationship?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Fifteen years?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, yours for that's still a long time. Yeah, especially
if it's a bad relationship, that's a long time.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, Next, come on up. You have questions for.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Brett, I would say, what are you looking for in
an ideal partner?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
This is Rachel by the way, for yeah, listening, great question, Rachel.
Somebody one that puts in effort. Like I am a
natural giver, so I'm always going to take care of
you or my person, right. But I'm at the point
now where I've probably over accommodated in that sense too
much in the past, and so a boundary for me
is if they don't put the effort in, go the
extra mile, if they're not intuitive. If I I'm always

(09:34):
going to state my needs and wants right to a
reasonable degree, and I want to say that you listen
and that you take initiative with that absolutely okay answer.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, do you have another one?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I do.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
When was the last time you got really angry?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
And why?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I would say probably about a month ago. I had
worked four months on a contract for a client, put
a lot of time and effort. We had a lot
of trip wires going into it, and they flaked and
if I have one pet peeve, because I'll tell you
the good and bad about it. Me it's flaky people
like That's something that I always have to try to
step back and manage my emotions. I came from them.
I grew up in the Midwest. Honor your word, do

(10:08):
the damn thing. So if somebody doesn't like follow through,
I really have to like take a beat, breathe, and
make sure that I control that.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good answer, Bright, what's your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

Speaker 11 (10:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Really?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
At this point again, just being able to do something
very low key. I'm on a lot for my job.
I have to teach a lot of like workshops. I'm
always whether it's my writing or whether that's stuff I
have to do online or in person, I always have
to be on and so a chance to just be off,
be goofy. I love ridiculous comedies, you know things like that.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I like, what, what's your favorite comedy?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
One of my favorite comedy well right now, just I
mean stand up comics. I love watching that. I mean,
like Nate Margatzi was a laws set watching Okay, that's good,
but I'm like nineties comedies. I'm still like Black Sheep
Tommy boy, I'm thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, yeah, Morgan, you're ready.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
What is You're an ideal lazy Sunday?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh well, having no agenda, you know, being able to
just wake up, not have to be I do not
like it when you have to be somewhere right away
when you wake up in the morning, especially on a Sunday.
But if I can have just wake up late, have
a really good breakfast, get outside, you know, get some sun,
what have you, and then probably not be productive until

(11:20):
the later part of the day. So yeah, just relax.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
I have want more. What is one item you can't
live without?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
One item I cannot live without. I would say some
kind of book. Being an author, I love to read,
you know, and when I can't read, I'm going to
listen to something.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
But what do you read? What kind of stuff I'm
watching reading Emily Dickinson right now?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, So do you want to know what I'm the
episode of reading right now or what kind of books
I read?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
In general?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Shy John Jay and I have our own thing going
on non.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Fiction and history. So the book I'm reading right now
is called Posterity, and it's a bunch of letters they
found from great Americans like John J. Rockefeller, Benjamin Franklin
to their kids and advice.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
They'd give their kids a book about posture. No, I
will be.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
A part of your book club.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
I was a math teacher, so it's not really my thing,
but I love that for.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You answer, what did you dream of becoming as a child.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't know if you really want to know that,
because when I was really young, I wanted to be
an assassin.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, well I want to be a professional athlete, and
then I want to be a sports agent and a
criminal profiler. So I went through some different phases. I'm
obsessed with psychology. So if that scares any of you
you've read.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Ariel, Sorry, sorry to break it up. Yeah, this is Ariel.
My question is what's your ideal first date?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, ideal first date is something where I can tell
you what it's not right, where it's like the standard
let's go out to this super nice restaurant and make
it a big thing where none of our personalities are
really going to come out and you feel like you
have to put on a show. So something casual where
inevitably something goofy is probably going to happen to one
of us and you can't play it cool, so it
doesn't I don't really care whether it's hiking or this

(13:01):
or that, but just something where there's not a lot
of facade and you can't hide behind, you know, the
environment that Brett.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Do you have Do you have a favorite serial killer?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Do you have a favorite seal like real or like
what Michael Myers from the Halloween movie?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Okay, he's good.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
There's nothing fancy about him. He's just determined and keeps coming.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Nobody else had any other questions for speed, daty for
one last question or anybody anything else? No, Okay, then
I guess you guys, go Nick, you take him back there.
We'll talk about it. Thank you. Okay, Okay. If you're
listening to this right now and you're interested in Brett
or any of the four, maybe maybe there's a like
a love connection. Listening right now, it's like, oh my god,
it's Alsos perfect for me.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I mean they it's like a nodding hill like love
montage where somebody runs down to the studio and picks
either one of them.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
If I if I were going to set up one
of my friends with any of the girls, all four
of them, seem like they got good hang vibes, you know,
like they're not going to be two extra, They're gonna
be able to hang in any situation. That's a great
start for a yeah like you.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
So let me ask you this, is there one of
the four that you find interesting that you would like
to see without telling you, don't tell you? Is there
one more than one? Just one? There's one?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Two, there's one, there's one that stands out.

Speaker 10 (14:10):
Okay, I think I think everybody Brett and our four
lovely ladies go and they tell Nick separately yay or nay, fair,
and then we don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, fair? Okay? Is that how good with you? Brett?
You guys are in charge? Absolutely sounds great.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I think you're just watching the whole operation come together
here now.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I think you're You're a good dude, and there's
a couple of good girls in there too.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
So far as coaching goes, do you think we need
a session with you?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Are you judging.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
The ride along? All right, we're gonna wrap this thing up.
So let Brett and the ladies deliberate, deliberate, deliberate, deliberate.
One this first coaching learned how to read they're going
to go on a date and we'll touch base with
them in a couple of days. We'll get an update
to see if we made a love connection to speed

(15:01):
dating love connection.

Speaker 11 (15:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Follow along on our instagram for more at John Jay
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Speaker 12 (15:08):
John Hi, Jen, Hi Johnny.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (15:20):
I'm fabulous. I've talked to you guys before. Hi, Kyle, Hi, Katon, Hi,
rid Hi, Hi guys. So I had a question for
Kyle about your name. So, I know you have a
gender kind of neutral name. Maybe it's more favored with boys,
but you see, you know, Kyle Richards and stuff, and
we named our son Taylor, and I know Taylor's more
popular now with girls. So I'm wondering how growing up

(15:43):
with your name affected you in a positive way or
negative way or something like that.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
That's interesting, Okay, So growing up I really hated it
because there were kids in my classes.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Like that's a boy's name. Are you a boy? And
you know, when you're a kid, a comment like.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
That is like oh boy, Like no, it made and
I think all the way up until college, I wanted
to change my name, like I like anything else, I
was like, I would rather have, you know, just a
regular girl's name. And then I think in college I
started really sort of embracing it and enjoying how it
was like somewhat unique and it was me, and that

(16:17):
then I couldn't picture myself with a different name. But
you know what's weird is my daughter's name is Addison,
And just recently she's been telling me how much she
hates her name Addison because she looked up the meaning
of it and it's like son of Adam and she's.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like, that's a boy's name.

Speaker 10 (16:33):
Son, I'm not a son, And I'm like, but it's
not really a boy's name right now, and she's like,
it's the worst Adam Adams.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, no it's not. It's not. But for some reason
she hates it so much.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
And I keep telling her, Listen, if when you're an adult,
you want to go through all the paperwork and the
hoops you got to jump through to change your name,
and you still want to change your name, go for it.
But I personally think it's a beautiful name for you.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah, it's interesting that you say that, Kyle, because you're like,
that's a girl's name right now. Because I feel like
gender neutral names, Like I feel like I have a
gender neutral name. I know a lot of guy peyton's
and I know a lot of girl patents, but when
I was born, there wasn't a lot of girl patents,
and so I feel like, well, for one, if you're
a girl and you have a boy's name, you're really cool.
I feel like, if you have a boy's name and
you're a girl, you're really cool. But I think it's

(17:18):
interesting how names do shift in energy that wives too.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Did you ever not like your name? Peyton?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
I didn't like my name because I couldn't. I still
can't say my name right. Like my mom would get
on my nerves because she'd be like, you're not saying
your name wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I say Peyton.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
She says that I say Peyton Peyton, that I don't
pronounce my name Kyle.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
When you didn't like your name as a kid, what
was another name you wanted?

Speaker 10 (17:43):
I liked Lara because apparently that's what my mom was
deciding between when she decided to name me Lara. Yeah,
and now I'm like, I don't want to be Lara name.
I know a Laura now and I'm like, oh weird,
my name could have been your name, but it's not,
you know, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It doesn't feel me. I think I grew into it.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
You know. My wife has a guy's name too, same thing,
and I remember she did like her name. She she
actually had people start calling her and I can't remember
what it was, like Sue or something like that. Sally, No, Sally,
so it was something and so like the neighbor, an
older man would call her whatever the name was that
she wanted. I can't remember what it was, Susan, Sally.
I don't know. Maybe you can get her on the phone,
you can ask you.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
I also love girl names for boys too, though, or
like your traditional girl name, because I like, I've brought
it up to Kadem that I love the name Stacy,
and I love the name Carrie for a boy, and.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
He's like no.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
I do also wonder if, just because of how like
society is, is if it's different for boys with girls' names,
you know, just because of how like societal norms like
put more pressure on boys be manly or whatever, it
might be.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Different for boys.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Get this, though, if I'm correct, I don't think Jen
was even calling about this. Were you calling about something else?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
No?

Speaker 13 (18:50):
I was calling about the name thing, but then I
was calling about something else as well. Well, thank you
very much for the advice. So it was we always
question whether or not we did a good thing naming
him Taylor if you can hate us in the future.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
But he is a tailors, you guys want to show
him other like male tailors that are really huge, like
Taylor shared in he's like one of the biggest writers
in Hollywood right now.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
In my favorite brand of acoustic guitar is a tailor.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So right there, tow But what else were you calling about?

Speaker 13 (19:15):
So it's also called about murders on the streets. So
we moved to Florida a little different just the time.
We moved to Florida back in twenty twenty, and we
moved in this apartment complex, and a couple months after
we moved in, the girl above us overdose and died.
And then two months later my Pomeranian of fourteen years

(19:35):
passed away. And then a year later we found out
this is a trigger warning because this one's really sad.
Right across the main road through the apartment complex still
see apartment complex, a mother went to pick up her
son from her father and found out it was a
double murder, homicet, suicide hype. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god,

(19:57):
let's get out of here. Florida's crazy. It was so
much fun in Florida.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
But oh my god, yeah, that's a lot of Hey,
real quick, I'm going to get my wife's on the phone.
Can you pick her up? Richell wants I want to
ask real question? Okay, Hey, hi, beautiful have I Hey,
we have Jen on the line. And she named her
son Taylor, and you know, it's a guy girl's name now,
and then Kyle's name is kind of a guy's name,

(20:23):
and uh, Peyton's name is kind of a guy's name.
So I wanted to call you because I remember when
you were a kid, you didn't like your name and
you had your neighbor call you a different name, right,
And I was trying to remember what that was.

Speaker 14 (20:32):
Yeah. So when we were when I was like five
years old and we moved in, the lady the next
door neighbor asked me what my name was, and I
told her. I told him it was Lisa. Lisa, So
Bob Myers, he called me Lisa my whole entire life,
including like my adult life. When I ran into him,
you know, in my forties crazy when.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
He when he called you, Lisa, were you like, who
are you talking to? Or did you recognize?

Speaker 14 (20:58):
I know, because he's the only one on her could
ever called.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Me recent.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Days.

Speaker 12 (21:05):
Used to be upset.

Speaker 14 (21:06):
Because I would go like, I went to summer camp
at a tennis camp and and I was put in
the boy's dorm. I went, I went on a trip
in college and I was put in a room with
a guy. So I used to get upset at that,
but now I embrace it because I like to call

(21:26):
myself the a ridge Blake. Because you find somebody my
age that is a girl Blake, I don't know if
you can.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
I was going to say, you are the reason she's younger.

Speaker 14 (21:39):
I'm the Ridge. I think in the whole white world,
I'd like to find somebody my age that is that
is Blake.

Speaker 13 (21:50):
On the phone, Blake, I had to tell you, hi,
my new jaid, I love you so much, your gold.
You are just the shank this what did tree talking
to me?

Speaker 7 (21:59):
All you?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
All right? Thank you, Blake.

Speaker 11 (22:04):
Let's judging.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I want to play a couple of comedy clips that
I think are so damn funny that I just have
to highlight for you. One is comedian Brian Reagan and
Colin and I have shared this guy's humor for a while, right,
I mean, he's just absolute hilarious. And this is a
clip I've never heard of it before where he's talking
about a reality show and anyway, just listen.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
Talking about TV. I watched weird shows. Man, there's one
I'm trying to understand. It's about moonshiners. This reality show.
I don't get it because a guy hiding out in
the woods trying to make moonshine. I don't understand the
premise liquor is legal. What's he doing hiding behind trees?

(23:06):
Don't tell anybody I'm out here.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Why are you out here? I'm making moon jack?

Speaker 14 (23:15):
You want some?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Now?

Speaker 15 (23:17):
I can get Jack Daniels over at the liquor store.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's legal, has been for a while.

Speaker 15 (23:23):
Come out of the woods and read a newspaper.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
So funny. The other one is Kevin James. He used
to have a TV show called Kim Queen's. He's been
on TV al He's in the movie Grown Ups with
Adam Sandler, and this is him talking that. This to
me is extremely relatable. So if you're in a relationship,
I mean, Peyton, we're gonna get into your relationship with
your boyfriend here in a second. But we all are
in this right Here is a conversation between me and

(23:52):
my wife pretty much every day.

Speaker 16 (23:54):
Oh, I saw some I love her so much. She
loves to talk. She's like the balance to me. She's
so good at it. At night, we got in the
car to drive home and she started talking again, and
I was like, hey, we don't need it.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Now we are. We don't need to talk ever again.
We don't.

Speaker 11 (24:13):
That's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I mean, we've been together like twenty years.

Speaker 16 (24:15):
I've already said every word I'm ever going to say
to her in every combination.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
That's it. And she said every word to me. She
knows everything about me. I know everything about her.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
We don't need to talk anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
We could finish out the rest of our life with gestures.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's it.

Speaker 16 (24:29):
You want to talk, go in your closet, take your
clothes off, and talk all night long. But why do
I have to be there? Can I hear it telling
me things that I experienced with her? I was with
her all day. I can't believe Alan stood up in

(24:50):
front of everybody revealing facts about his son I didn't
like that at all.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I couldn't believe it. Could you believe it? And in
my head, I'm going, yes, can you know why? Because
I was there? Anyway? What's going on with you and
your boyfriend? Different levels of relationships?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, totally. We've been together for a little over four years.
We live in a one bedroom apartment and things are
good except for it kind of made me think yesterday,
I was like, I'm missing something here, and it made
me think, like, what are the things in your house
that you can't have because of your significant other? And
for me, it's flowers. I'm not allowed to have flowers
at the house right because Kadema has like these insane

(25:33):
allergic reactions to flowers. It's like he's absolutely miserable, and
then in turn, I'm miserable because he's miserable. Then he
can't sleep, and then I can't sleep because he can't sleep,
and it's just stressful and I just want my house
to look pretty and have flowers.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I did you get rid of your cat because of
his allergies? You can't have plants?

Speaker 10 (25:52):
Fake plants, yeah, fake flowers, but I won't.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
You know, it's different when you have like fresh flowers
in your.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
House that actually makes the whole place look better. Yeah,
I think I think.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
So too, And I'm just super bummed out that I
don't get to have pretty flowers in my house.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Everybody got married. My wife maybe like move my posters
into another room.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Like you're really cool, like you're.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
A Star Wars poster, Godfather poster, Animal House poster, Rocky poster.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
You're lucky. She just made you put in another room
to get rid of them.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
And then well then it was one room. First we
got married in one room, and then we moved to
another house, and it got they kind of put it
in the hallway into the garage. Then it got put
in the garage, and then they kind of went away
there in storage. And I had like one Star Wars
poster that's autographed, and I was able to put it
in one of my son's rooms. So like my son's
room is kind of like where I put my stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Now makes that's sort of sad. That's why I have
a basement. All my stuff's the basement because you know,
I will say that my living room looked like a
guitar center, so now it does not. Now it's all
all in the basement, and nobody comes in the basement
really except for me.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Cave Kyle, why do you say your brain is full?

Speaker 10 (26:59):
Because well, okay, we've talked several times about how like
I can't, like, I don't remember certain things, Like just
the other day, You're like, you were with us when we.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Were talking to Ashanti for an hour. I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, yeah, you don't remember that. You don't remember that
comedian pants, don't remember that.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
Maybe blocked that one out on purpose. I don't know,
but I don't remember that. And yesterday I had this
moment where I was like, oh my gosh, this is
why I don't remember things, because my brain is full
of things that I don't need and probably don't necessarily
even want. So yesterday after the show, I was talking
with Rich and Grant, and Grant was like, Kyle, when's

(27:36):
the last time you listened to the Crash Test Dummies album?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
And I'm like, like, twenty years ago, probably whenever it
came out.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
I don't know, but I used to love that album, right,
And He's like, I listened to it the other day,
front to back. It's still it's like still slaps like
it's so good and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
You know what, Grant, I'm going to listen to that
album all the way home, and guess what, I still
know at least eighty.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Percent of the lyrics of every song, and not just.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
The song that was on the radio.

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Like Steve tracks track three, track five.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I'm seeing all the words wow.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Because they I was just gonna say, I know them.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I know every word to that one. I do not
know to the other ones.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Did.

Speaker 17 (28:12):
I literally hit Kyle with when You go on Camping
Trips and she knew the whole song.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Like immediately, sure were those hit.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Songs I've never heard?

Speaker 17 (28:20):
They were not the song. The song I listened to.
They got me into it. I listened to it five
times and I was like, well, I'm just gonna listen
the whole album. Was I think I'll disappear now.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I love that song crash Can we can we work
in some crash tests now? These this morning guys.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
It's not even so relevant, Like nothing about it is
relevant at all. But the fact that I still remember
eighty percent of all the lyrics of every song on
the album, I'm like, this is it? This is why
do I remember this? But I don't remember a comedian
getting naked in the studio.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Why I don't know, said again, remember this one.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I think they'll disappear now remember it one?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What's the their hit?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The Yeah, it was a run came up. It was
before there must have been a writer's block.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's like, of course it was before that.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh, this is crash.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
Test of this is.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
This was the one song that like people would probably
know from them.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
The other tracks, no one would know. You would definitely
know this.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
One, and you might need to.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
You might need to fast forward to like forty five
seconds and rich those words.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Crowd's having a minute.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
But wait, finally you back his hair hair turn from
black Kid to Pride.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Why oh why?

Speaker 11 (29:48):
I know?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Why do I know?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Not?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
And the carse it snatched?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So this is the part I know.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh my god, it's John Jay and rich check cap
in and say what's up?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Sure, open the free I Heart radio app and tap
the doc back Mike to send John Jay and Richard message,
Now what's up?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Cal thanks for holding Hey, Yeah, no problem, thank you.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
I got I got a question for you guys. So
I got this neighbor moved in like a year ago.
I worked from home. She goes into an office, and
you know, when she we got talking or whatever, you know,
the neighborhood thing. And recently, about six months ago, she
asked me like, hey, I'm starting to get Amazon packages.
I'm not at home, like I know you're at home.

(30:47):
Would you mind grabbing them and been bringing them inside
and I'll come pick them up later. And at first
I was like, yeah, no problem, that sounds good. And
when it first started, it was like maybe one or
two packages a week, but now it seems like it's
like every other day. And I don't know what she's ordering,
but these are massive Amazon boxes that I have to
keep picking up and dragging it in. And now I

(31:07):
feel like I work for Amazon because these things are massive,
and I don't know how to tell her, like, hey,
I don't want to do this anymore. I don't know
how to tell her to chill out, like I don't
want to sound like a bad neighbor cause any issues
between us, but like this is I feel like I'm
being take an advantage.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Of at this point.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah, you kind of are a little bit I think.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Is your neighbor like an old, fragile lady.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a I mean,
she's like forty, and I don't really know how old
she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
to forty than she is anything else. But they know
she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
that would prevent her from being able to carry her.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Okay, so you're carrying you're carrying the packages into her house,
or you take them into your house until she gets home.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
I take them into my house because she didn't give
me a like I don't have a key to her house.
I don't want to keep her out.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Like that's not much. Okay, but they're not being Are
they being delivered to your house?

Speaker 12 (31:57):
No, I have to go to her place pick up.
I could just bring them into my place and then
she comes over later to grab them and then yeah,
that's terrible helping her move them into her place.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
Is that what she's hoping for a little.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Thinking maybe a little cow zone.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
There's the weirdest way to flirt with me.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
If that's probably she's probably like he just doesn't get it,
especially if she's what you should look at.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I've been boring so many packaging all this.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Lingerie and he not wants is asking if I want
to try it on.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
her out that.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, are you single?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I am?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
And she's single a little thing now and she's single.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
You know.

Speaker 12 (32:43):
The thing is that I don't know. That's that's another
issue I have too, where it's like I'm not very
close to my neighbors in that way, like I I
don't know. I like being friendly with my neighbor, but
I don't like being overly friends with my neighbor.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
with someone, she will not want you to get her
packages anymore.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
You'll know it's the wrong signal.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Yeah, if she is single, then you get a date
and then maybe fall in love, and then you move
in together, and then at least you're getting the packages
from your own house.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Right, they're your packages now too.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Well, you know, as we suggest to do it is
just don't pick them up for a while and see
what happens. And then she's gonna like if if if
they're there for a day, like she's home, right, she's
just she's or she's at work or wherever, and the
package you get delivered. She wants you to take them
to your house, So Jess, don't do it for a
day or two, and as the packages build up, maybe
one will get stolen and you could be like, I'm
so sorry, I was busy. I didn't have time to
get the packages in. Or is she gonna come up

(33:33):
to go? Remember I asked you being these packages in?
Are you not going to do that? For like, I
can see her getting the hint once you didn't do it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (33:41):
Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
neighbor come across like mean or anything. That's kind of
the issue I have.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh you think she wants you think? Do you think
it's romantic?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
It could be what a great love story.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
She's like talking to her girlfriends that he comes over
all the time and I gotta go order you.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I don't know what else told her in Amazon, I've
ordered everything.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What if you wear when she comes over to get
her packages? Does she wear a nice little huge sex.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm Oblivia,
So she could she could be wearing low cup tops
and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me like most
guys are, So she is hitting on me or wearing
anything that would suggest anything, it is completely going over
my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package issue. Now,
you guys making me think I need to look at
this whole situation.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Different this night. Maybe all right, Well, it's a good
problem to have brothers to calling in. Thank you, all right,
bye bye,