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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, wake you ass up, John Jay and rich Man,
what's cracker like? And this is the big bulls dove
snoopy deegle.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We're not talking about ridden t and we're not talking
about last year. If the One and Only goes, you know,
the glasses last, they pick smooth people, double jib in
your face to me and in the place to be
and you're listening to John Jay and Ridge, wake your ass.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think this is a backhanded compliment. I think so
I want to tell you what happened. And then also,
if you have a backhanded compliment, call us at eight
seven seven nine three seven one o four seven. It's
a backhanded Backhanded compliments make you feel good.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Sometimes, but they also make you feel like, hey, I
wonder if that was an insult that they were just
kind of dressing up nice.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, okay, So somebody said something to me yesterday morning,
twenty four hours ago, and it's been on my mind NonStop.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
If it's a compliment or it's something that this guy
says to people because it's so good, like you can't
argue it, you can't really, it's like you don't want
to argue it. So here's what he said to me.
I'm on my way to the bathroom. We both go
in the back. He's walking out of the bathroom. I'm
walking in the bathroom, and he says, are you losing
weight on purpose? And I was like no, And then

(01:20):
I went like I had a stupid giggle. And then
after that, I was like, that's an interesting Are you
losing weight on purpose? Because that makes me feel good? Right,
I'm losing weight. It's not like when you go up
to someone, oh my god, you've lost weight. Then what
you're saying to them is you're kind of saying to
them you're a little chubby, you're losing something. You know
how people say, don't say are you losing what? You've
lost weight because you're insinuait. Are you losing weight on purpose?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
That's almost a double compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
It like, he noticed you're losing weight, but on purpose
would mean you didn't need to lose weight in the
first place.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's so it's genius, like, I wonder do you just
I'm like, I want to find him and say, do
you say that to everybody? Or did you happen to
say to me and you meant it like? And then
I'm like, am I losing weight? I'm not losing weight?
My canswer tight?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Could it also mean like, are you losing weight on purpose?
Like you're not dying from a crippling disease, that's why
you look thin, which I think you would also take
as a company.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I would, But I just been generally speaking, like I
want to start saying that to people.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's pretty good, right, I mean you certainly wouldn't be
offended if you heard that, right, No, you would think
it was kind of cool. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
I actually feel like that's maybe the nicest way you
could ask someone about that.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I know, it's so good. I always want to call
a guy I like that hair. It works down the hall.
I can you ask him? Ay man, did you say
it to me? Like anybody? Like, what are talking about?
You do not losing weight?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Like what if he did said I was talking to you,
are you losing weight on purpose?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Freaking genius?

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Made me feel so good, That's what I'm saying. It
made me feel good, right, yeah, I think you should
feel good.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
But then afterwards you were like questioning it.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, I didn't believe him.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And then I was talking to this guy the other
day in my podcast, my successful podcast, this guy Joe Polish.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
This guy really made an impact on me. I can't
wait to do drap the podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
But he was telling me that, you know, people in life,
you need to learn how to take a compliment right,
and some people don't.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
And I don't think I take a.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Comple It doesn't like words like like I like words.
I like when people say nice things. Kyle doesn't really
buy that stuff.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
That's so funny because literally yesterday Scott told me on
two different occasions, I can't believe how different we are.
And he is like, if you if you talk like
love languages, his number one love language is words of affirmation.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
And that's my bottom one.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
So he was watching an Instagram reel and it was
this wife and she was talking to her husband and
she was just so overly gushing like we have all
these nice things, we have the ability to hang out
as a family because of you.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
We have all this.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
You're such a hard worker blah blah blah blah blah.
And I was like, oh, there's something wrong in that relationship,
and he looks at me like, I'm so damaged.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
He's like, what is your problem?

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Like it's like he's getting emotional because of how sweet
the sentiment is, and I'm the cynic, like, what's really
going on there?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Just really going on there?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Well, like this marriage another version of that.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's so funny because I'm about to post this video
screen recorder the whole conversation.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
My wife texted me pretty.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Much the same thing that you were saying is in
that video, and I just chatchab to the response Chris,
I know, but it was very similar to that.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I was like, she said this really nice. Let me
text I don't have time for this.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
That's when I have a problem with using chatjepet for
a response. If you're really genuinely trying to come up
with something nice and kind to say back, then use
the chatchapeute.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
But I don't have time for this.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
That's not a good r.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
I'm on the air doing a show, so I'm like, wait, I.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
The response is exactly how I felt, Melissa, good morning.
What's a backheaded compliment? What did someone say to you?

Speaker 9 (04:49):
So I took my twin daughters to Safe Way to
get a donut and me a coffee one morning years ago,
and the lady said to me, oh my gosh, they're
so cute good looking.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
That's a big time.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Example, right, God's hilarious, Melissa, That's exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Thanks for calling him.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I have a great day. Thanks for listening. Hey, my
friend here is in the studio, James T.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Harris.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So something happened to you and me yesterday and I
need clarification. We were in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
I was going to the.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Bathroom, coming out of the bathroom, right, and you said
to me, you said, are you losing weight on purpose?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I did? Right? Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
So is that something you say to people all the
time or did you look at me and think that
I need say.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
That to a man?

Speaker 10 (05:42):
You can't say that. Well, you can say that to
a woman too. I said it to you because you
actually look good. I'm like, what happened?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
What are you doing? You're doing this on purpose? Or
what are you ill? Because I thought what you said
was so clever?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Isn't there?

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Though?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Was the backhanded company?

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Because I thought you actually looked good?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Are you doing workout?

Speaker 10 (06:03):
I know you know where you're going on, but for
for some reason yesterday you looked particularly slim trim fit.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh thank you for that. But so that's not something
like you're not going to say that to someone later today,
Like it's not. It's because that was such a well
put together phrase and it stuck with me all day.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
That is something that I could say to somebody. I
know you could, But have you ever said that before?
Like the way you it's not like you look at
you're losing weight. That came from that you you invoked
something in me.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
It just came right out of me when I saw.

Speaker 10 (06:34):
It's not something that I say often, but it was
something that was real in the moment.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
We thought it was pretty genius because it's like the
nicest way to say that.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, you got to copyright that. You should like yeah, yeah,
like are you losing weight on purpose? Genius?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I was like you, like, I want to talk about
something you said in the bathroom my mom.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh lord.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Right, that might be the only politically correct I think
James T has.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Only rich compliment into politics. All right, Well, thank you,
James C. I know you got to go do your
more show. Thank thank for Sama donor thank you absolutely Shannon,
good morning.

Speaker 11 (07:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You got to back at a compliment I do.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
So.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
I work in an oral surgeon office. And so with
the patient they were leaving, the father gave me a compliment.
He's like, oh my gosh, have such a beautiful smile.
And then before he was and then he was like, uh,
you must have a lot of work done. And then
they walked out. So I'm like sitting there, I'm like,
is that a compliment or was he saying that I

(07:38):
had a lot of work?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Chore, you must have had a lot of work done.
I'd be thinking about that a while to just.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Leave it at you have a beautiful flow.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
See, that's the that's the kind of comment negatively that
would impact you all day. Yeah, Like what James Harris
said to me affected me positively all day, right, But
being cynical, I was like, what did you mean by that?
Your compliment, Shannon would mess me up a little bit.
But then again, it looks good, right, but did you
have a lot of work done?

Speaker 13 (08:05):
Or no?

Speaker 11 (08:07):
No, I had no work done.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Well, so then you can you can take it as
a compliment because you've had no work that's just your smile.

Speaker 12 (08:16):
Yeah, And well, I think what his compliment was was like,
you probably don't. Oh you probably get a.

Speaker 14 (08:23):
Lot of free services, is basically what he said.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
How rude.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Well, I think your smile looks great to us.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Thank you up up is John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Do you guys know it's singles Day today?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, yeah, cheese.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Single the American craft singles.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
No single slices of cheese just like actually single people like,
we celebrate you guys today. So we're going to talk
about your single era energy based on your zodiac side.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Good morning, Shane, Good morning, John Jay, Good morning, got
Rich Peyton, good morning everybody.

Speaker 14 (09:06):
I am officially taken.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Now okay, well look at that. So now you're off
the market. But before you were, we're talking about your
single era. So you Scorpios, you guys are really mysterious
and highly selective, so you've kind of built a like
velvet rope vip around your heart. So people are obsessed
with you because they just can't figure you out. So
stay magnetic, Scorpios. But let someone earn that backstage pass.
And sounds like your new book did just that.

Speaker 14 (09:29):
She has the all access only access.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yes she is.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
All right, Thank you guys, Thank you Shane, have a
great day you do.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Xander, good morning, Hey, good morning. What's your sign? Xander?

Speaker 8 (09:44):
I am a Sagittarius.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
All right, Sagittarius. So when you guys are single, your
single era is kind of a vacation for you, literally,
like you're booking flights, collecting stories. You act like commitment
is like a poorly designed app or something. Freedom looks
really good on my Sagittarius. But you guys should run
for something from something real if it finds.

Speaker 13 (10:02):
You go called out in a way, putting you on
blast this morning.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
How about Libras, Libra Kyle for my libras. When it
comes to your single era, your single era is flirty.
It's aesthetic and it's an Instagram story coded. So you
love the attention and the soft launches of like the
we're just talking situations. Romance is a Libra sport, though,
So don't confuse chemistry with compatibility ever again, because there's

(10:36):
a difference. Okay, that's funny, Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Henry, what's your sign?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Good morning, Aquarius? Okay, So for my Aquarius. When it
comes to you guys in your single era, your single
era is giving. I'm not emotionally unavailable, I'm just difficult.
You don't want a soulmate that feels like friendship, freedom
and kind of a conspiracy theory your partner or something
like that. So, my Aquarius, if your single, keep your

(11:02):
heart unlocked and at least or at least on guest mode,
you know, let some people in. Okay, I feel like
that's a good one for you guys. Definitely, Thanks, Harry.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Have a great day. A lot of guys calling for
the horse clop. Okay, let's see Lawrence. Good morning, good morning. Wow,
all guys with deep voices today, Lawrence, what's your sign?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Okay? So for my virgos, when you virgos are single,
your single era is organized and it's intentional, and it
comes with a list of non negotiables. And you guys,
you guys aren't anti dating. You're kind of just anti nonsense.
So if you're single, stay open. Not everyone is a
walking red flag.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, that's about right, all right, Lawrence, Thanks brother, thank you?

Speaker 15 (11:47):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
How about for.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Leo's Yeah, for Leo's, I'm a Leo. Our single era
is kind of our glam rebrand. We glow differently when
we are the prize and we know it. We turn
heads without even trying and admire, stay stuck like glitter,
stay are up, and energy is untouchable. And I totally
feel that because when I'm single, I look so good
walking around in my cute little outfits, and now that
I'm taking I'm just like sweatpants and hair tie, no makeup.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
How about Piscey Rich.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
When you're in your single era, your single era feels
like this, like dreamy music video. You're romanticizing everything, even
your loneliness. But this chapter, your single chapter, is gonna
teach you what you need, not just what you want
to give. So leve will hit differently once you choose
yourself first.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
For my Piscey, Yeah, listen to that, Piscey, get right
with yourself first, exactly.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
How can you love anyone if you can't love yourself?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
True? You know if we need it to your son.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
They're all posted on our website right now at John
Jayndrich dot com.

Speaker 16 (12:42):
I was gonna see dreda data, so the other day,
I'm coming at you completely naive because I've never seen
this before, and I never thought about it until I
went through this.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I went to Peyton's Friends restaurant. It was twenty five
bucks the park and I'm like, screw.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
That, right.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
So I found out when I when I go into
the restaurant to order my food, they go, I go,
we parked there? Go yeah, but it's twenty five dollars. Like,
oh crap, I'm moving my car. So Dutch orders the
food for us, which by the way, was fabulous. Now
I got to find a parking space and it's pretty fast.
I mean it's like CHIPOTLEI They're scooping it up right
there for you. So I get my car. I'm trying
to find a parking space and I I'm not that

(13:22):
far away and block away, and I see a bunch
of parking meters, and parking meters are everywhere, but and
there's like one parking meter that's open.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
And I pull into this.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's like a little curve, like there's all these spaces
and then a big curve and there's a handicap signed
on the street, you know how they paint it blue.
But there's a space in front of it. So I
pull up into the space and it's a parking meter
and I'm like, am I in a handicap spot?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
And do they do parking meters for handicap people? Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't think so either, But I'm telling you the
spot I was in was a handicapped spot and I
had a parking meter in it.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
And I took a picture of it, and I was
gonna post it because I wanted to bring it up,
and I asked my son when we went, because then
I went to goet I go, I think I'm in
a handicap parking So we got a hustle or I
go instead of paying twenty five dollars, I don't have
to PA three hundred dollars. Yeah, And I'm like, let's go.
So they scarf the food down and I get back
to my car and I'm like, is this a handicap space?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Because it is?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Dad, And I'm like, why do they have a parking meter?
I just seem right to me, right, I don't think
I've ever seen that. I've never seen it either, except
for right here. So I took pictures of it so
that you guys wouldn't say. I thought you guys were
to go. Were you parked in a normal space? Like, No,
I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
I'm parked in a handicap party space.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Now we need to call somebody and ask like a
governor or something, write somebody in charge of things.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, you would think that that wouldn't be a thing.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Good morning, David, what's happening?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (14:37):
I just was tuned in on the fly and I
wanted to let you guys know. I am a male
courier for the coirk of the Court. So there are
handicapped spots with meters all around, you know, wherever you
park downtown. So I don't know where you guys were,
but I.

Speaker 17 (14:57):
Just let you know they do make handicap spots and
I go from there.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Isn't that like kind of rude?

Speaker 14 (15:04):
Why would it be rude?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Because you're a handicapped you already get your parking there
because you need access to wherever you need to go,
right easy access.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
So also you need to make money.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
You can't just get out of your car and go
to where you need to go.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Now you got to somehow stop and if you're you know,
severely handicapped or whatever, now you got to somehow put
money in a meter. You've got to, you know, Like,
there's a guy at my gym. He has a van,
he's in a wheelchair and he has a dog. And
I've tried to help him out, Hey, you need help.
He's like, I got it, and he gets he rolls
out of the van. He's got one of those machines
right then he's then he rolls into the gym. Like

(15:36):
the fact that he has to now roll around and
go to a parking meter and put money in the
meter seems like an Actually, it seems like it's it's
taking away what the handicap parking space is force to
make it accessible and easy for the person.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Makes sense.

Speaker 14 (15:50):
That makes sense, and it would be nice if they
gave that luxury to people like that, like they like
you would when you pull into a store or something.

Speaker 17 (15:58):
But there again, at least they're making a spot for
somebody downtown, uh, you know.

Speaker 14 (16:04):
To be able to park somewhere close. And then you know,
you get some people that abuse it.

Speaker 17 (16:12):
I was talking to one of the parking meters and
people that give out the tickets, and there's people that
have their dead grandma's placard. They put it in numbers
don't match boom ticket.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Right, Yeah, no, there's there's always those there but ruin
it for the rest of right. But David's first statement was, hey, man,
you gotta make money, so they don't care where you park.
You're gonna get a meter in front of it, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 17 (16:36):
I think the city wants to make money no matter what.
I don't work for the city, but you know that's
my feeling, all right.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
David, Hey, thanks for calling in. Man, have a great day.

Speaker 15 (16:44):
All right, Take care, John Jay and Rich MICHAELA.

Speaker 13 (16:55):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Do you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (16:59):
I do.

Speaker 18 (17:03):
I've been sleeping with my boss but the last two years,
and honestly, he kind of sucks.

Speaker 12 (17:07):
I don't even really like him, but my job is
kind of boring and it makes them more interesting.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
So I bet if you don't even really like him, like,
how do you even get to the point where you
get that intimate with someone.

Speaker 18 (17:22):
Boredom and kind of like this little underlying hate maybe?

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Right, so, like is he attractive at least?

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (17:29):
Yeah, he's a good looking guy, and I think there's
like this danger of like maybe somebody will find out
that is exciting to me.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Are you guys like only sleeping with each other at work?
Do you get any benefit from sleeping with your boss?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Can you give me a bonus?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Last year?

Speaker 12 (17:43):
And yeah, mostly work.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Sometimes hotels are either of you in relationships outside of
this one.

Speaker 9 (17:50):
He's married.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Oh, it makes it so much dirtier.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yeah, so well, why why do you do this?

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Then?

Speaker 12 (17:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (17:59):
I think I'm like into like the danger and like
the excitement of it all.

Speaker 12 (18:03):
I know it's bad.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I think as long as you guys don't like throw
each other on the bus later when you get mad,
like if you literally have a professional sexual relationship at work,
if you can keep it under the umbrella like that
and don't be like, well you I did the saying,
Now I'm mad you didn't turn up your your your
project in the time, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
tell your husband that you're sleeping with her right like then,
it's like it's not fair.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
It's like friends with benefits literally, but in the workplace.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
I would be on the same page as you until
she said he was married.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's no good. It's like, wow, yeah
you should it doesn't I'd be like, okay, well that's
that's a.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Fun little thing.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
You're waiting for the lightning to strike, something's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah, I'm scared for you. MICHAELA.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Thank you, but we're not so like I feel I am.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Judging if you are actively sleeping with a man who
is married, like no, fat, are you worried at all.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
About like karma?

Speaker 11 (18:56):
His wife is having an affair too?

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Oh and how do you know this?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
That's that's what he tells you.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Okay, so he's just doing that to make himself feel.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Better, unless she is, I mean, unless they have this
weird I don't know, like no agreement, like, hey, you're
gonna have a fair. I canna have a fair, Like
that's your one, this is my one.

Speaker 14 (19:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
You're all past.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
People are very progressively, but.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
She's got a dirty little secret that keeps on giving
dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Yeah, there is like tentacles to like.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
If they have integrity within their relationship at work, it
works like they're bored, they have sex.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I'm bored you. Let's go in the back room and
tear it up for a little bit, all.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Right, And there is something about that When you say
integrity with this situation, I'm saying, but.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's what that's the part that's It's like it's like
these uh, these mobsters in the mafia, they're killing people,
but they also have a code.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Like Dexter, like Dexter.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Right, so you you are in the work relationship, having
a professional work relationship, but you have a code between
two people that no matter what, you won't break that code.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
It's his integrity and I respect that. Mikayla, thank you.
Thanks for sharing your dirty It'll.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Figure with us all right by if you ever got
a dirty little secret, tax us or call us eight
seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Time for Staxson hacks. I have sax information, Rich has
life hacks.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'd like to start out today's hacks with a clip
of a new movie that's coming out that I had
no idea about. And when I play you the movie clip,
I think you're really really gonna like it, especially.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
For those of us that are big fans of the
Greatest Showman.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Get this, especially you know the the you know the
TV show on Netflix with Kate Hudson. She plays the Lakers,
the owner of the Lakers. Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson
have a movie coming out. I'm gonna tell you I
think it gets Oscar nomination. And here's why it's gonna
sound crazy, but it's about Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson
in a Neil Diamond tribute band.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Oh yeah, that could be big.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Okay, let me play the clip and then let me explain.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
What do you think.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
You don't want to be a Neil Diamond impersonator. You
want to be a Neil Diamond interpreter.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Only we can't stay love.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
We should call us those lightning and thunder.

Speaker 15 (21:03):
By God things. We gotta get job.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
So you be lightning and I'd be thundered. I wouldn't
go any shorter than this.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
I wanted to ripple on wave when wind blows my
shirt wing.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I'm stopping it there because I want you to go.
We'll put it up on our Instagram stories. Because I
listened to it, I'm like, this sounds kind of fun.
I love Neil Diamond songs. And then I watched the
clip and it is like he's a Vietnam vet. He
has flashbacks. It's like traumatic. There's like she has kids,
he has kids. It's like this whole like holy smokes. Yeah,

(21:36):
and then you see the montage, but you see her,
you like her so much, Like it's just I'll put
the clip in so and and plus we all love
Neil Diamond songs because you know, obviously the rest of
the trailer is sweet.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
You know that's gonna be fun.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
It's like the Next Star is Born or something like that.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, but first I thought it was gonna be like
the Greatest show Me or something sought it Bema.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's so. It's cold.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Song Song Blue Song Sung Blue, And I'll put the
trailer up on our on our Instagram feed. People are
freaking out after Congress shared a video footage of rich
I'm surprised you brought this up.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Do you see this yet?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I did of a UFO appearing to survive apparently survived
a direct hit from a missile, not just any mischel.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Like like one of those Tomcat missiles. It bounces right
off whatever this thing.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Is kind of was it a triangle?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
It was alar. It's kind of hard to see. It's
it's like because it's radar. It's a radar thing when
it was off the coast of Yemen or something.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
All the technology we have, of course, the UFO video
is hard.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I watched the video, and you know what hard to see?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Really, it looks like you're watching a microscope of like cells, multiplying.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
And then there's a little I mean ironic, is that
the right word to use, the fact that we really
can't don't have a single clear thing of a suppose.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
To you all the time? Want to say all the
time us. You know, because I talk about UFOs a
lot in my life. I don't know why they need lights.
If they're like intergalactic like vision, probably don't need the
headlights on there on their spaceships.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Kyle, this is for you. I think you can agree
to this. It's his parent. Did some research.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Parents worry a total forty seven times per day, roughly
seventeen and fifty five times a year, except for leap years,
when it's seventeen thy seven hundred and two.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
They worry about their children, how they're feeling, what they'll eat,
and so on. Yeah, agreeable, It might be more than that,
I think so with us, it's non stop, dude, the kids,
especially the kids. This is currently in the dorm room.
It's non stop, man. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Microsoft has a new report out that claims office employees
are interrupted by meetings, emails, and chats every two minutes.
Every two minutes, I think I told you guys. At
my house, I play this a little game where I
try to see how long I can watch.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
TV before I get interrupted.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Which is your office? Yeah, that is your office watching
TV two.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Minutes and thirty five second kids yesterday before I got
a jud Jake, and I gotta do that.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I think I pause it and I like to breathe pause.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Inconvenience.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yes, life at Rich All right, Well, there's hacks to
commanding a room. If you're either you know, in a
relationship with friends at work, they say, change the way
you say things, and it will change the way people
look at you. Like, if you want to get the
room's attention, don't say excuse me. They say that sounds weak.

(24:31):
They say, hey, can I have your attention? That's it?

Speaker 9 (24:34):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Don't say I think, say I strongly believe. And then
they say, don't say I'll try, say I'm gonna get
that done. Change those things and you will command the room.
There's a bunch of them. In fact, we put a
bunch of them up for you at John Jay and
Rich dot com.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
The next segment we're going to.

Speaker 20 (24:53):
Do is called Second Date Update because that's what we're
going to try and get and that's what the bit
is called Second Date Update.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It starts right now on John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
It's time for second date Update. You meet somebody either
on an app, at church, at a club, whatever, You
make a date, You go out on the date.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Then the person doesn't call you or respond to your
text message anymore. So you come to us, we hear
your story, like we are here with Braiden. Then we're
gonna call the person you went out with and find
out why they're blowing you off. Good morning, Braiden, Hey,
good morning guys. What's your story, Braiden.

Speaker 13 (25:29):
Yeah, so a couple of weeks ago, I went out
with this girl, Christine, and.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
I don't know that.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
I thought the date went really well. We went bowling
and we laughed and we're chatting the whole time. I
had a great time, and yeah, things kind of escalated
and we ended up by hooking up in my car
for a little bit. You didn't want to go back
to my place was a little far, and you know,
she didn't want me to come to her. I guess
for roommates reasons, but but yeah, I mean I felt

(26:01):
like we were really into each other and it went
really well. But now I'm kind of confused because I
haven't heard from her for like almost a week, and
you know, we texted a little bit, you know, the
day after our date. But now it's like she totally
ghosted and I'm like, I don't know, what's what's up? Like,
you know, I thought things went really well. I thought

(26:21):
that we were both kind of giving off the same vibe.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Anything weird happened while you were making out in the car,
Like I don't know the awkward?

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Did you go too far? What did it defend her?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Like?

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Were you too sloppy?

Speaker 13 (26:33):
I don't think so. I mean we're both super into
it and we were both bummed at like, you know,
neither of our places was an option.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
That night, So and what was it like was it like,
oh my gosh, I like this so much, but I
have roomains home where it was like, oh too bad,
my roommates are home and I don't want to go
too far to your house. Was she just trying to
get out of there?

Speaker 13 (26:53):
I mean I didn't get that impression, knows just like yeah, like, yeah, sorry,
my roommates are home and it makes me uncomfortable. But
bringing a guy over when they're there, which I get.
So I don't know, I really thought like we would,
we would, you know, continue it another time. But now
I'm like a little freaked out.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
What if maybe you gave her the ick with the
way you were bowling?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
What do you picture two hands and was squatting down,
or you make some perverted comment when you put.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Your fingers in the bowl.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
So I mean that, yeah, here you go.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
What's the fact that you know that? Like that's yeah,
you know that on the day.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
That's good points all right, dude, Well that's enough for
us to call her said her name was Christine.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Here's how it works.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
You chill, We're gonna get her on the phone, okay,
and then we're going to interview her and find out
why she's blowed you off?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Right, all right? Second Ate update continues next with Jane Rich.
We are in the middle of second Ate Update.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Let's meet Braiden, who started off cuffing season by taking
his holiday date to a bowling alley, the most romantic
of locations, which led to a dance of love in
the car, but was Braiden's clumsy drooling lunges all gutter balls.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Gutter ball.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I mean that's a good recap right there, right, Braiden, Yes,
very complimentary when you think about it. All right, So
we're gonna get Christina and phone find out why she's
bowing you off, all right, so you stay quiet, okay?

Speaker 6 (28:42):
He Hello, Hi is this Christine?

Speaker 9 (28:54):
It is Hi.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
My name is Peyton. I'm with John Jay and Rich
and we just wanted to talk to you on the
radio really quickly. You've got time this morning, Okay, Christine.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
We got a call from a guy.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
So, you know, we're doing our radio show and talk
about relationships and dating and if anyone went on any
fun dates lately or they got blown off. And sure enough,
this guy calls us says he went on a date
with you. He described the date as a lot of fun,
even got into the makeout session in the car afterwards.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Right, you follow me so far? You know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Yeah, yeah, I'm following you so far.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
His nickname with all of us in the studio is
Braid in the Bowler. So what's the deal with Braid
and the Bowler.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
Yeah, I just there was just a little stuff that
wound up being really added up to kind of bigger stuff.
So I'm yeah, it was kind of done.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Could you tell us the little stuff?

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Yeah, it just it turned into like like little comments
and things that he did during bowling, like okay, so
for and since like I was trying to joke around
about the fact that I'm not good at it, you know,
and I was trying to make a joke about that,
and he goes, oh, well, I'm just naturally good at
this kind of thing, and it just seemed like kind

(30:16):
of egotistical. And then we go further on in the
game and like I actually do get a strike and yeah, right,
and and he's not he's not hyping me up though,
he's not he's not being happy for me. He just goes, yeah,
you're catching.

Speaker 18 (30:32):
On, like.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Might and freak out that you never bowl and you
got a strike. That's a pretty big deal, right, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
He'd no, he was just like, yeah, you're catching on,
like like his job to like make me better at
it or I don't know. It just it came across
like he's always acting like he's he's he's better at things.
He's he has to be smarter, it has to be
a competition, and it just it honestly just kind of
put me in mind of my dad because he was

(31:02):
like that too, and I know, you're answer daddy issues
and I understand, but like he just kind of acted
like that, and I'm projecting like the hate that I
have for my dad being like that onto this and
it was just not comfortable for me anymore.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Hmm.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Just because he's a better bowler than you.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
I think it was what he was saying.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
You went from being a.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Better bowlard, which interesting when you listen, you self diagnosed
yourself with daddy issues, which is you know, introspective.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah, wow, that was really interesting.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Well, and then that the fact that she knows that
and she can see that in him. It's like that
there is no bigger red flag, right.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Okay, but what about the red flag that she went
and made out with him in the car? Yeah, afterwards, break.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Out with sometimes and then you're done.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
You you want to see you it tested out a
little bit and you're like, okay, you know, but the
deeper issues that this is going anywhere, right, Like.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
When she's looking at him and just wants to hate
his face, Like, yeah, it's probably not a good match.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
A rage makeout?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Were you making out with him in the car at
all and thinking about your dad? I encourage everyone tonight
whenever you're intimate with together think about.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Your do you have such issues?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Well, Christine, we actually have Braiden on the line.

Speaker 13 (32:22):
Yo, what Christine, see are you are you actually serious
or not? Like I remind you of your dad? Like
are you are you joking? Because that's kind of insane.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
I mean, what, it's okay if you do. But like
you're the one that it's kind of like, sorry, I'm
a little forward right now. You're the one that was
like coming at it and kind of making it a competition,
and it's it's not cute, you know what I mean,
Like it's it's.

Speaker 13 (32:51):
It's a little bit and it's not girls like confidence.
I mean like I bowled a good game and we
were like joking and like we even so I don't
I just don't get why, Like that's like why you ghosted.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I mean she's telling me pretty directly.

Speaker 13 (33:08):
Yeah, it's it's okay. Well, I guess like confidence minds
of your dad. Like I don't know, it's just feels
like you're projecting. Honestly, It's like.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Well, did you triggered her?

Speaker 6 (33:20):
And she did say I am projecting.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I mean a lot of your your manner is the
reminded her father.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
And I guess she's and if you don't like your dad,
that's all you're seeing in him.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I look at it as a red flag for both
of you.

Speaker 13 (33:36):
Could be well, I mean I guess, like I don't know,
just own up to it and call it your daddy issues,
you know, instead of just like yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
But also also you need to be a little less egotistical.
It sounds like why you're bowling.

Speaker 13 (33:53):
Yeah, I can't help it. I'm a pretty good bowler.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
No, I guess we're not gonna we're not gonna wrappit
that down a little bit or you can keep that right.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
There, squash his bowling talents.

Speaker 11 (34:05):
They're just like, we're gonna double down. Then we're not.
We're not gonna like nope, yeah right there, we're just
trying to double down. Okay, all right, just checking making sure.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
All right, So no no second date for either every
year out right, both of you nine intent?

Speaker 11 (34:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Okay, okay, well thank you both going there with us. Yep,
that's second day update. John Jay rich.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven one
oh four seven one should cause because we're gona get
into skills that are apparently really easy to learn. The
text line you text JJ r and whatever's on your
mind to nine six eight nine three. Earlier this morning,
I told you about a story of somebody shoplifting adult
toys from Walmart, and I was like, I didn't know
they had adult toys Walmart. You got a text six

(34:54):
two three number John Jaye Rich. Yes, Walmart has adult toys.
They're in the with the say stuff by massagers, braces,
et cetera. Shocked the hell out of me when my
son pointed it out to me.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Oh my gosh, awkward.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I had no idea taking care of their customers.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Whatever you need. Okay, what's a skill?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Someone asked the internet, which, Wow, skill is secretly super
easy to learn, and these are the top responses, which
I thought was great.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
But before you do this, I had leo, Leo, you
got a skill, special skill.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
So I'm a carpentering. When I'm done using my hammer,
I flip it twice and then I catch it. It's
really cool.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
You throw it up in the air and it'll spin
twice then you catch it.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
Yep, double flip.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
That's cool, man, That is nice.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Drummer.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, the inertia of the heavy part of the hammer
just flips itself.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yep, well thought I said that was my special uh thing,
And then my boss he's like, no, sticking your tongue
out is your thing.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
I'm like, oh, that's not it, Leo.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Thanks for listening, man, have a great day along the
those lines.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Check this out. This is a special skill that wows people.
And I think this skill about to say, you's so
freaking cool. Lock picking. Oh yeah, that is cool right,
Like now, it's not against the law to be a
lock picker because you could pick your own lock.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
But like I've been watching this show on HBO Max.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
It's called CB Strike and they have that little thing
that a lot of private investcaris do where they open
that little folder and they got the little long things
and they go in there and.

Speaker 14 (36:25):
They go.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Like that is so cool to be able to do
that for real.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
And then if you just carry that with you all
the time, like my luck picking just a big deal.
Magic is on this Magic is a wow special skill.
It's easy to learn. Or a Gami's on this list.
Do you guys know what oregami is?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, the little folding little paper things and stuff.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
You can do.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
The cutie catcher, the cootie catcher, I think that's what
it's called.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I will think you'd rather have a cutie catcher than
a cootie catcher. You don't want to catch the cooties.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Yeah right, it is. It is a cootie catcher. As
you're like, you like, put the name of the boys
that you like, and then you flip it up. It's
the thing.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
So eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
What is a special skill that's super easy to learn?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
A wow skill? This is really cool.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
My son is really good at this, learning the sky
stars and consolations at night, even being able to provide
a basic weather forecast. But looking at cloud types and formations,
that's a good skill. What about blue animals? Anyone here
make blue animals?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I don't skill.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I will pretend to make a blue anmalk. I'll blow
it up and then move it around and then tell
you it's a draft.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
But it's just a boon. I don't know how to
do that.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Apparently you can pick it up in a few hours,
which you'd be the life of the party if you
do how to do that. Sure, basic clothes mending and
altering a special skill that it makes people go wow,
this is huge. I don't know we could do that.
Maybe we could try this splitting an apple in half
with your bare hands.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Oh, I've done it.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
You did it here?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah, And I did it and it worked. It was
because at first I was using it with a green
apple and it when it works. Then I switched to
a red apple and I snapped it right and half
Kyle was.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
She was a doubter at first.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Was She's like, there's no way, there's no possible way
that she did.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I was like, oh, there's a way.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
So if it's a green apple, it can't happen.

Speaker 17 (38:13):
I think so.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
I think it only works with the red apples, at
least in my case.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Do we have that video still? We should recast that. Yeah,
that was cool.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Microsoft e cell is apparently a special skill a tying
knots juggling.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I love to judge.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
That's not as easy as you think it is.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
It's a special skill. You can learn it in a weekend,
is what it says.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Okay, I guess if you dedicate a full weekend to it.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I juggle a lot in my mind. Watch I'm juggling
right now, free I see him.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Whoops. I am wowed by your special skill. I dropped one.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Basic or balancing things on your fingertips. The key is
to look at the top of the object, keeps the balance.
Stuff on his chin, put a chair in his chin.
This is a big one and Owen Wilson impersonation is
a special skill. Wow, Tony, you got a special skill
I do.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
It's whistling. And I don't mean without singers.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
You know, I'm going a tune.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
I mean like ear popping whistling.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
I've met a lot of whistlers and no one really
can actually match mine. I mean that bragging just it's
just super loud. It hurts people.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Can you do it for us?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Where are you right now?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
I'm just driving that you can do it?

Speaker 12 (39:27):
Okay, Well, all right.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
When I hurt myself though, I'll.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Give you like half Okay, Nah, that wasn't very loud.
That's you need to go full.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, go full.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Well, a lot of a lot, a lot of whistlers
that you've met could beat that one.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Yeah, okay, I'll do it in the phone.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Then it's a lowed.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Whistle if you think about it, it's right in the speaker.
That's that's pretty cool, Tony. Thanks man.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
You guys have heard I know I bet I believe it.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
I believe it all right, man, have a great day.
Thank you for listening. Thanks. If you have any other.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Ones shoots a call eight seven seven nine seven or
a d M at John Jay Vannas.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
It's Johji and Rich They saying the Holy water. I
don't know, John Jay and Rich. Good morning, Luke, Good morning.
What's going on, man, Thanks for holding Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
A problem. So my uh my buddy, he quit his
job to become a tattoo artist. You know, he's been,
uh he's been practicing on friends and family and I
love the guy, but uh, the problem is his his
work is like bad, really really bad. And uh, you know,

(40:42):
I got some cool ink already, and I'm I'm pretty
picky about who I let like near my skin with
a needle. But you know, he keeps hitting me up
over and over again, asking me if he can tattoo me.
And I'm like, I don't want to hurt his feelings,
you know, But I also I don't want to make
some sort of permanent mistake on my body. You know,

(41:03):
it's kind of forever unless I go and laser it
off or something.

Speaker 14 (41:06):
But I just I don't know how to tell him no,
that's the answer.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Just go ahead, get the tattoo and then have it
laser off. So you got all this expense just saying
you don't want to tell your friend, and you've already
got tattoos, so you seem like an obvious person to
ask for him.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Right, Yeah, No, I mean like it would be a
no brainer if he wasn't so terrible. It's just like
I don't want to ruin like our relationship. You know,
he's like like a really good buddy. But it's also
you know, it's it just feels like something like is
this going to happen no matter what? Or like, how
do I I don't know what to do?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I need to help.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I think one option is maybe you come up with
a design that is so difficult that he has to say, man,
I can't do that one.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Somehow make it like him saying he can't do.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
No problem.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Something like that, Oh man? Or why did you just
say you're done? You know what I'm not. I don't
want anymore ink. I like what I have him done.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
I feel like this work of artist complete, right, Yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
I was thinking of like something silly and small and
out of the way. But I just I don't know,
it just feels I like, I like your idea. I
might have to try that.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Oh, let me bounce this off you. So in the
studio you've got rich Kyle, Me and Peyton. Rich Kyle
and don't have tattoos. Peyton has several. What's your point
of view, Peyton is someone who has tattoos?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
I mean, if it's a good buddy, I would be
like if it was one of my good friends, would
be like, hey, love you, but like, you know, keep
practicing a little bit and then maybe when you get
better then we can try. Or I would just let
him do a super simple design and do like a
little heart that if it did get messed up, I
know I can go and cover up.

Speaker 15 (42:53):
Or something like that.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Have you ever led him on to believe that he
could tattoo you?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
No, But like he's asked about it, you know, and
he's like, since she's been already doing it with other
friends and family, It's like, yo, what are we gonna
you know what? What are we gonna have a session?
When are we gonna sit down?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
And you did, okay, then you could be like, you
know what, man, we're friends, and I don't want to
go there. What is something? What's something goes wrong? Dave?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
What like my wife, her sister is a hot air
balloon pilot. I don't know if I've talked about this something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she got certified. She has a hot air balloon and
she asked Blake if she will go on her flight.
And my wife says, absolutely not not doing it. And
she's told her that from the very beginning, I'm not
gonna get on the hot air blue with you. So

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now she knows not to ask Blake to go on
to the hot air balloon. So it's kind of like
from the very beginning, like, Hey, I'm going to become
a tato artist. Kind of tattoo you to make? And
I don't know I do we're friends, want to ruin
a relationship? What if I don't like what you do?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
I think that's fine, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
So I think at some point you gotta or you
just say yeah and then you're just always too busy
you can't do it.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Yeah. No, I feel like the two options he's given
me that that one sounds a little smarter. I just
don't want to. I don't want to like with our friendship.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
No, dude, here I got here's an idea. Come up
with a tattoo that says hell no, and then send
it to him. This is this is my This is
the tattoo I want. Hell No, Like, no way, you
can't give me a tattoo.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
He's gonna send me design.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
You're gonna laugh and it'll be like, oh, that's a
very good dude communication. They like, hey, we're tight.

Speaker 17 (44:20):
Now.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
If something goes messed up, then we're not as tight night.
I value our friendship. Let's keep it at that, right,
and guys will.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Yeah, yeah, totally yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
So wait wait wait wait if you go so you
take rich he goes, what do you want on the tattoo?
And you text back, I value our friendship, you know.
I don't think we should go there, And he's like,
that's a lot to put on your past.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
She says over the nice My design is nice. It's
only three feet free seat.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
It's like my wife checks up. My wife goes, this
is something else very similar to this. My wife had.
We got the dog Mom's day coming up, right, and
a friend of hers is coming and Blake is having
everybody that goes having something custom made for person, we
made with their dog's name on it. And so she
says to her friend Shauna, what's the name of your dog?
I want to make something for them, And she goes, well,

(45:08):
I'm bringing four. He goes, wow, that's a lot. Okay,
what are the names of your dogs? And she goes,
I'm bringing four. And if I had a caller, her
dog's name is four. It was a cool name for
a dog. But I can see how that turned into
a miscommunication. All right, bro, Well good luck to you.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
Man. Run yeah, thanks, Clear's mud I take care.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
That's what we do here.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
You need advice to come to us, text us jj
R whatever you want to say, whatever the advice is,
you need to nine six eight ninety three.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
It's John Jay and.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Rich always always telling you. You can get a hold
of us on the iHeartRadio app. You tap the microphone.
It's the talkback feature. It's a really cool feature and
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(46:02):
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and we'll get the message. You could also call the
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Speaker 21 (46:13):
So last night I.

Speaker 18 (46:15):
Got two wine drinks and I was like dancing to
let it know.

Speaker 12 (46:21):
Ray, I'm like crying and I'm like feeling myself. I
want to be mister serious.

Speaker 18 (46:27):
I get out my eyebrows, cut myself.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Bang.

Speaker 18 (46:33):
And I woke up this morning and looks in the mirror.

Speaker 13 (46:37):
With like clarity, and I have a baby bang.

Speaker 18 (46:44):
Not mysterious at all, baby bag.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
So she said, like super sure, probably like stick out.
That's terrible, poor girls, because you can't hide bang.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
No, the eyebrows bobby pins make him frizze out a
little bit too. Right off the like I'm freid.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Have you guys ever had that before?

Speaker 11 (47:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:08):
I had bangs in like third grade. My sister thought
it would be really cool to cut me back. I
thought you looked really cool with bangs. I was like, really,
I don't know, I don't know. Just trust me, just
trust me.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
And she cut them so short that it was like.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
I don't even know if they were an inch this
sticking out, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Yeah, I was like, this is no worse.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
She's like, don't worry about it, they'll grow out.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'm like, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Didn't know you're here.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
It was terrible.

Speaker 22 (47:38):
We were doing a graduation trip from my husband for
college and we got an airbnb. My son was gonna
get a room because he was eighteen years old and
always got the short end of the stick. My niece
was going to sleep on the couch, and while her
parents slept in a room. Her mom got upset and asked,
why was she not getting the master bedroom. Ma'am, my

(48:00):
husband was the one graduating. That's why.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, that's about.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Sometimes you can just call some event.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Airbb h Q.

Speaker 21 (48:16):
Hey man, I know y'all had something going on a
couple of days ago about the jeep slug beat thing,
and uh, I just wanted to say that there is
one for tesla. It's called the Tesla wrestler. So anytime
you see a Tesla, you drop what you're doing, and
the person next to you you go ahead and drop

(48:37):
them on the ground.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
And put them in an a board.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Driving.

Speaker 14 (48:42):
It's hard not to get.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
In the wrecked that way, it really is.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That sounds really dangerous.

Speaker 21 (48:53):
Drop him to the ground, Hey man, Chris, again, uh
I just called a minute ago about the tesla. You know,
if y'all miss dal y'all's number, but three non seven
instead of non three seven, you get a big long
robot medicare and thing.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
And if you don't know you missed all, you sit
there for about twenty minutes thinking it's yourself. Ed.

Speaker 21 (49:16):
Just wanted to let you know, incase y'all know.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Of anybody looking for good medicare off.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
That's that's us two amazing.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Please call again. I kind of want to call the number.
What do you say?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
You got a doll a big long like voice medicare.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Seven on eight seven seven.

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Speaker 3 (50:24):
Man, I like play the first pason you played. It's like,
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The Drug Down Line six two eight eight nineteen thirty three,
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Speaker 2 (50:37):
Well stop footed thing.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
John Jayne Rich are live on the Free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Hi Ashley, Hi, What's going on?

Speaker 18 (50:46):
So when my fiance proposed we got engaged in January,
he made this whole plan to take us. We love
skiing and snowboarding, so he took us up to snowball
and flog Staff. He had this whole plan to bring
like his family with him. It could be there to
take pictures and stuff, and he was a nervous wreck.
So we all went up like a run with him

(51:06):
and his sisters, his mom. We went down and his
mom's like, Okay, it's time to do it. They planned
like this hole elaborate We're going to go up this
very scenic slope. We're all going to go down and
take pictures at the bottom. And I'm sitting there like
trying to understand why they're planning it so thoughtfully, and
I'm just like whatever. Well, apparently we get up the

(51:27):
other We get up the new slope and we're going down.
Him and his mom kind of meet in the middle.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
Of the slope.

Speaker 18 (51:33):
She passes him the ring and we're all kind of
doing our thing. I had stopped because I hadn't seen them.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I was like, where are they?

Speaker 18 (51:40):
And they're up above me and I see them flying
down because they're so excited. They're flying down the slope
and they click each other's snowboard and his mom falls
to the ground and breaks her pelvish and she can't
get up and move, and so we had to wait
for the little emergency like fled to come and get us.

Speaker 11 (52:00):
They take her down.

Speaker 18 (52:01):
We're waiting for an ambulance, and his family is like,
let's just do one more run, and I'm like a
pulled I'm like, absolutely not. We're not going anywhere. Your
mom is in a gurney and I'm not going on
another run. So sister finally convinces me. He takes me
down to like the bottom of the slope and just
does it really quick. They take a picture, and I'm
like an emotional rat because I'm like, your mom is

(52:22):
like waiting for an ambulance. I got engaged.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Such a mad So when he proposes to you on
the does he do it like right off the lift
or right when you come down from the slope?

Speaker 18 (52:36):
It was what So he finally did the proposal after
we had all like skied her down waiting out the
bottom for an ambulance, and he was like, let's just
walk down this little hill. We'll do one more little
like run down the bunny hill.

Speaker 11 (52:48):
And I was like, okay, I guess, but is.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
His mom like, go do it?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Just go slip because she knew right, so she was like,
go go ski just please, I'll wait for the ambulance
by myself, like she's trying to get Yeah.

Speaker 18 (53:01):
So his one sister, both of his sisters were there,
so his one sister was like, I'll see his mom.
You guys just go have fun, and then me, him
and his other sister went to go like pretend run
down another hill, and his mom's like, go, yeah, just
like have fun, like one more, have the best time.
And I'm just like, you guys are psycho but whatever.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Correct Like, that's so funny that everybody's in on it,
even the woman going on the ambulance. Yeah, and they
just want you to get your proposal done.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
So he proposed.

Speaker 11 (53:27):
They're literally so sweet.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
So he proposes. Does he get down one knee and
say will you marry me? And you say yet not?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Does it all come together at the end when you
see the proposal we did.

Speaker 18 (53:36):
We had the funniest video like I said, I was
like the most emotional wreck ever. And so I see
him like starting to give his little spiel and I'm like, oh,
I know what's going on right now, and I'm like
freaking out because his mom is like broken and I'm
like worried about her. And then I see what he's
doing and I just like was crying the whole time.
I was like, this is not going to be a

(53:57):
very picturesque proposal because I'm just like uglye Kim Kardashian crying.
But it was still beautiful. He still had like the
most meaningful words to say.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
To me, and it was so cute. But it was
definitely like roller coaster of events.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Why they didn't collectively go we should probably wait.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Because they all love her so much, so like they
just wanted to. I was gonna say that, like I
feel like most families would probably worry about the mom
and be like, hey, let's hold off on this, but
they really wanted her a participan married.

Speaker 18 (54:26):
Now, we just got married two weeks ago, And is.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Your mother in law she okay?

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Was she able to like walk down the aisle or
she's still hurting from the break.

Speaker 18 (54:37):
Yeah, she's good now thank goodness.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
She was.

Speaker 18 (54:41):
I think for three months she was literally like on
bed rush. She couldn't really know that's why. It's not
a way to stabilize that area of your body. So
they're like, you just need to not move. So she
had to like sit in a chair basically for like
three to four months, and she healed. But she's she's
amazing now, she's walking great. Like it was a little
bit of a road to recovery. But yeah, I definitely

(55:03):
felt the love. They were like, it's not about us,
it's about you guys. But I didn't know that, so
I was like, what are you guys talking about?

Speaker 15 (55:09):
What was going on?

Speaker 11 (55:09):
Well?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Congratulations, Actually what a great story. Proposal gone wrong, but
gone right. Proposal gone wrong for the mother.

Speaker 18 (55:15):
In Milne right in the long run for sure.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 18 (55:20):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Have a good day. All right, we'll play game, Melissa.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Melissa. Are you're playing
with Chris Brown tickets? Yes?

Speaker 11 (55:34):
Not air?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Okay, nic well game were playing?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
You guys were playing noise Machine today.

Speaker 20 (55:38):
We are playing for Chris Brown tickets, as John Jay
alluded to just for seconds ago. Uh, the theme today
is the name Chris. Okay, you have to name the
Chris in this game. Okay, does it make sense, Melissa, Yes,
it does. Okay, now you remember my name's Tricky Nicky.

(55:58):
So I'm gonna try and pull ask one over a
couple of you guys.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Just be ready.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
We're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 20 (56:04):
Go to Thunder, access denied, strongest Avenger, access denied.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Chris Hemsworth.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Chris Hemsworth is exactly who we were thinking of. Good job,
John Jay. One point on the board. We'll move on
the next. Chris goes to Rich.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
It's five thousand times better than a candle in the wind.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
This song is called five thousand candles in the wind. Well,
that is Chris Pratt.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Are you sure?

Speaker 20 (56:33):
Yeah, I'm sure, Yeah, you're right, Good job Rich. Chris
Pratt is correct, John Jay with one point, Rich with
one point.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Peyton, all my life has been a series of doors.

Speaker 22 (56:44):
In my face.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
That, Christoph, that's what you're going with?

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Can I steal?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Christoph is incorrect? Christin Bell, Kristen Bell is correct.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
That would have been the logical thing.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
On So John Day, Rich, Kyle on the board. It
is now Kyle's turn.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
That is Christina.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, two boys of Kyle on bug in round one, Melissa,
good luck.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
You can see when you're cooking and entertaining in this
part of the house, everybody can be together.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
So I love christ a million.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Chris, what a poll.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
She went for it?

Speaker 10 (57:34):
She did.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
We haven't heard from her in about fifteen years, so relevant.

Speaker 20 (57:38):
Okay, I'm sorry, Melissa, that is incorrect. We are looking
for Chris Jenner.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Chris Jenner. Yeah, boy, Kyle just building just a point
pyramid over here.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Did I get a point for that?

Speaker 18 (57:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (57:55):
Way to go.

Speaker 20 (57:56):
So after one round, Kyle is three points. John Jane
Rich each have one round.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Two starts with John Jay.

Speaker 14 (58:05):
These to you guys and episode.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
I thought that was Melissa crying. I have to hear
that again. I have to hear that again. I'm so sorry, Melissa. No, no,
so good. That sounds just like her. I thought you
were Okay, go ahead more time.

Speaker 14 (58:25):
These to you guys and I episode.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Chris miss wish.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
We were looking for Christmas wish.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
That's so funny because I literally thought Melissa was trying
I stealing them all.

Speaker 20 (58:45):
She never thought it would be her, all right, Christmas
Wish is correct. John Jay is two points in the game.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Rich Chris.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Riches two for two in the game. Oh man, this
is so much fun.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We're gonna move on to Peyton.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
It's snacking and crackle and crackle. Okay, that's snap crackle.
Oh that's Rice.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Chris.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Be so proud of you.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Kyle. The pressure is on this round. That's Chris Martin. Yeah,
Chris Martin's correct, all right.

Speaker 20 (59:49):
I mean you need all the points here, Melissa, So
what let's make this worth five? Pay close attention. Here
is your Chris.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Hey, how does your boy Chris Brown?

Speaker 17 (59:59):
Right here? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Y'all listening to John Jay and Rich Hey, John Jay?

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
The foot bet as you got, Man, It's gonna have
to stop because I hate feet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
That amount of mean congratulations. Listen, you gotta go see
Chris Brown.

Speaker 11 (01:00:19):
Thank you guys, love you love.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Me too, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
You know what I was waiting for. This is random,
but it's in my head since you said it is.
If I would have gone pump it up, Chris.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
I'm about to you know what, Chris crossed.

Speaker 20 (01:00:38):
I was going through these clips and in the office
back there, and you can tell that I understand. I'm
really funny to myself and I'm going through these clips
and Dylan's like, what are you doing, Dylan new phone screeners,
you know, getting a good day

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Crash course, classic, classic, nick I