Eric will NEVER be going on a Second Date

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eric, Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
How are we all right?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
How are we? I'm doing all right.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I just got dating out here is legit hard, It's
just hard.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm calling in.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This girl I was seeing recently rejected me by saying
she was gay, just to pop out on Instagram a
week later with a whole new man.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Not a soft.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Launch, not like not like, who's this full hard launch
with another bro caption talking about Oh I found I
found my piece, I found my person. I was like,
wait a minute. We were vibing, we had gone on
a couple of dates, everything was great. And then I'm like, oh, okay,

(00:57):
So I suit into your DMS and was like, wait
a minute, I thought you were gay. She goes, take
it as a hint and get out of my DM.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Couldn't be more.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, we joking. Take it as a hint and get
out of my DM. Anyway, I'm at this point, I
don't know. I guess I gotta respect it, like game
recognizes game. Like.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I went and looked at her man and I was like, well,
that's not even my competition, you know what I'm saying.
I was like, okay, whatever, she was saying she was
gay to not go on another day.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
So what do you say he's not your competition? What
does that mean? Does that mean he's really ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, he's more like he's more like my inspiration. At
this point, I'm like, my god, i'd reject me to
like you.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Understand, what is he is?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
He like shredded and buff or something. Yes, he was
like he was like perfect, He was like chiseled, he
had like a welve pack, and like he works in finance.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
And I was like, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, So what if the I'm gay thing is just
the way she simply blows people off when things don't
hit right, So she doesn't the deal with drama. But
you just literally didn't take the hand. He kept digging,
kept digging. But okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Exactly what happened. But you know what, she's gonna be
happy because he's, uh, he's a good looking dude.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, you know, I'm kind of grateful you just kind
of did a whole second ate update for us, but
I have to call the person.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Dude, thanks for calling it, Eric, Thanks for that dating update.
Dady is hard out there, guys, Danny is hard, good luck,
yeah man, Thanks brother,