Let's Play NOISE MACHINE

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, John Taine Rich, We're gonna play a game.

(00:02):
We got tickets to this comedy tour. Hello, Jen, how are.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You good morning? I'm good, Good.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Morning, Jen.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm fantastic you're gonna play for this this comedy tour
called We Them Ones, We Them Ones? Okay, starring Mike Caps.
By the way, Mike Caps is freaking fantastic. Is He
had a I think it was on Netflix, a comedy
special in that long ago, and it was a home
run the whole way through.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I just watched To Meet the Blacks on Netflix too,
and he's starring and that that's the Purge Parents.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Yeah, Ice, you just throughout the first pitch of the
Dodgers game. He likes surprised.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I oh, because of the thirtieth anniversary of Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What are you playing? Nick?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
You guys were playing a fun edition of Noise Machine today.
I like to have fun with you guys. I like
I like being I like being silly. Uh So we're
gonna do things that make me laugh. I'm gonna play
a clip. You have to tell me what that clip is. Okay,
sound good.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Jen, I'm already.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, well here we go. Clip one goes to John Jay. Today,
I got up, I stepped onto the grill and I
clamped down.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
On my foot.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's Michael Scott in the office.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
That is Michael Scott from the office. Two points. Both
of those things make me laugh so much. So congratulations
John Jay. Two points on the board. Already, move over
now to Rich.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
On the hot.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, that makes me laugh too.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
That's Taylor Swift and the that's a goat Swift and
a goat.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Way to go Rich. That's two points as well. I'm sorry, Jen,
I'm so sorry that you can't hear Peyton.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I wanted to start a new diet. I just feel
like I have way too much of my plate right now.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I have no clue John steal it.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I think it's those two guys to tell dad jokes
on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yep, we were looking for dad jokes that you knew that. Actually,
I mean it was so quick too, Kyle, you.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Just call me dragons.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Step brothers. Step brothers is correct?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Good job, all right, everybody on the board, but Peyton
thus far move on now to Jen, Should.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
You pretend to be daddy?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I know what I'm going I don't even known.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I hear it again?

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Of course, hold on, hold on, let's let's play it again.
Should you pretend to be daddy? What did she say?
I'm not crazy?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well bleeped? Yeah, I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can't remember which one?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Does anybody have a guest? Yeah? Ad, just because I
feel like this would be Is that your son theo?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah? That is he's cursing, specifically kids. Cursing makes me
laugh for a whole bunch. So, Jen, I'm so sorry
didn't get the points in round one, but you haven't
had a chance in round two, which starts with John
Jerry d Dean.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Mega doo doo.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Sorry, man, go.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Do once it's turned all the sign will sell belly
cat essen.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
H, that's that's from a movie.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's from from a movie. That's a that's a good guess. Uh,
anybody again another guess?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
No?

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Do you think things that are misspelled are funny?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
You know what? That's close, Kyle News Bloopers of the
news make mistakes hilarious. All right, good try John Jay
Peyton get Rich Rich did I get I didn't skip
Ridge before you did it?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
He got the tailor swe one okay Ridge, this was yours?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well that sounds like us. And who was laughing on side?
Was that ice Cube laughing like he's gonna come back.
I'm gonna say, ice Cube.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Ice Cube? Okay, go ahead, John Jay?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Is that grant that.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
It would have been such a better but it's such
a better way to play this game?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
But yeah, what's that broken way to go? Kyle?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
All right?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Rich?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
No points in round two?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Peyton a little.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Dubieh around and talk my pluck shirt or something like
going fire, go fire fire.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
That's really harsh.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
This was really unapologetically hard.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Do you think that songs about pecompi are hilarious? Songs
about food greens, beansato?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
You think those are funny? Yeah I do, But that's
not what I was looking for.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I feel that that is an elves and person there,
and then it makes me think of the Muppets.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Oh man, that's also a good one. Guys. That was
Jim Carrey.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Jim Carrey, he's funny, he makes it funny, funny, made
funny song.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
A grinch clip would have done.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Well, Well, that's not the one I picked, because then
you would have guessed the grinch and I would have
been like, no, it is Jim Carrey.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
You'd be like.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
The same reaction.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Anyway, We're moving on now, Kyle things that are funny.
Here we go, hands and clips is correct, Kyle gets
another point. There, she got two. Jen, you could win

(06:02):
the whole game, but you have to guess what this is.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas. I
worked for a station that did these concerts, and she
was doing a like a little show for the radio station.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
They were.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Jen, that is the one and only rich.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
That's right, And.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
She walks up to me. She say, I'm supposed to
go up and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
Give me a chip, give me a bag of chip.
So ione, all right, I'll go get your back of chicks.
So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking tonight.
So she was very cool.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Good Gradjen, You're gonna go see Mike Epps and more.
We than Ones comedy Tour. Hold on the line, We'll
do it again tomorrow.