Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pay us a viye for horscopes. Well, I'm just letting
you know how the rest of your day is going
to go, as well as the rest of the week,
based on your zodiac side. If it's your birthday, we
are still in cancer season and you share a birthday
with Jane Lynch and tiny Ok, well, I think we've
got a cancer, Kayla? Is it true? Are you a cancer?
All day? All right? Love it all right? So for

(00:21):
my cancers today, you guys are actually feeling extra soft today.
You kind of just want to curl up under your
desk with a giant, fuzzy blanket blanket, But you are
doing your absolute best to be a brave little soldier today.
But a slightly direct email tone might actually send you
into a spiral, so keep an eye up for that,
all right, look out, thank you, thank you, Whitney. Hello, Whitney, capricorn.

(00:50):
All right, So for my capricorns this morning, you are
actually tackling today like a high powered ceo. You are
crushing your goals with efficiency, and you look incredibly good
and put together while doing it. But you are quietly
manifesting a massive promotion while everyone else is still yawning.
So keep up with that because come Leo season, that
manifestation really might work out for you. Sounds great. Thanks Peyton,

(01:14):
You're welcome. Thanks Whitney, have a great day you too,
Mary Kay, good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning. What's
your sign? I'm an aries? All right, So for my
aries your vibe for the day and the rest of
the week. You have officially run out of patients and
you are running on peer high velocity iced coffee energy. Today.
You are zooming through your task like a little firecracker,

(01:37):
desperately wanting to fight anyone who types too slowly. In
your work group chat, you're trying to get to the
business today. That's pretty much accurate every day of my life. Hell,
that's great. Well, now I know what to look forward
to for the day. How about forces for Rick? Yeah,
Rich as always, you're floating through the day in slow

(02:00):
You're kind of in this nostalgic case right now, though,
and you're completely forgetting literally everything, like from where you
put your keys or your phone every five minutes. You
are just a sweet daydreamer today, waiting for the clock
to start five so you can go and take a nap.
That's for the best. You need one of those to
get through the rest of the week, that's for sure.
How about libros? Yeah, Kyle, you are trapped in a

(02:23):
hilarious psychological crisis right now trying to decide what you
want to order for lunch today. You want to please
everyone's palette at the office group chat, and you are
completely exhausting yourself over a basic salad choice just to
keep the vibes immaculate. So I'm here to tell you
for the rest of the week, don't make any decisions
because they're probably going to be the wrong ones. Okay,

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so then what do I eat? You're having air for you?
How about her girls? John Jay, You are in absolute
peak form right now. You are fixing everyone else's messy
mistakes before they even happen, and you look adorable with
your neat little notebooks over there, even if your eyes
aren't quietly screaming at the utter lack of structure around you.
I can't read what I wrote in my notebooks because

(03:04):
my handwriting is so terrible. How about for you for
Leo's Yeah, Leo's, we are entirely carrying the morale of
the room on our back today with our bright main
character Sunshine. We are going to be completely overwhelmed by
our layout, though, but we do refuse to let anyone
else see us looking anything less than completely stunning for
the rest of the week. All right, If we get
to your sign there, I'll post it on our website.

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Johnjaynrich dot com